Publius Prime

“WHO PAID WHO” #QuidProHo’s

(music by AC/DC)

Drums/Intro Young Bros.🎸…..

(OBAMA IRAN DEAL)💰:

The mullah insanes’ say, pay me!..

Embrace it, not on level, Kerry takes it every time, ‘Lerch’ is dumb on dumb🤤..

Dealin’, bowin’ down, no spine..

Nothin’ but they gave our one last dime (1.7 Billion cash pallet!), now they own you!..

Israel is through😳

(CLINTON/DNC DIRTY DOSSIER)💰:

The Russian bank knows her number.. (1-800-Crooked-Bitch)

Steele they gotta pay ‘ (12 million) cause he made (Dirty Dossier), degrade, real clear.. (Naked Trump Golden-Shower/peeing Russian hookers on Obama hotel bed)

Seal it, Mueller turn the screws.. (Russia Hoax Witch Hunt)
Spies sent ’round the world, there ain’t a thing that Brennan & Clapper won’t do..
Do to you (Carter Page & Papadopoulos)….

Who Paid Who…
Who take loot?..
Who Paid Who…
Ain’t nobody but you! (crooked bastards!)
Who Paid Who…
Who paid loot?…
If you paid them, and they played you
Who picked up the bill/was the shill..
& Who made who? (Obama/Nuclear terrorists)
Who may lose?..
Who’s burned & screwed! (Trump, Israel, America!)

Yeeaaah!…

ANGUS and SLEEPY JOE Video-Rap-Brag….

(WHERE’S HUNTER??)💰:
Yeeaaah!…
Companies (foreign) made him richer..
Get it (aid $$), we’ll deny, make it, prosecutor fired! grinnin’ like a Quid Pro Schmoe…
Deal it (corruption), goin’ round & round..
Runnin’ from his lips (bragging on video), “ya got 6 hours time, before I blow this town”..
So don’t let Hunter down… no! (Ukraine & China)

Who Paid Who…
Who take loot?..
Who Paid Who…
Ain’t nobody but you! (crooked bastards!)
Who Paid Who…
Who paid loot?..
If you paid them, and they played you
Who picked up the bill/was the shill..
& Who made who? (Uranium One)
Who may lose?..
Who’s burned & screwed! (Everyone but The Swamp)

Ain’t nobody but you CROOKED BASTARDS!

“FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT” #IFightForYou!🇺🇸👊🏻

(music by Triumph)

Their craze grows louder, and their fright is gettin’ strong (my 2020 Re-election)😳
Feels like they’re running out of slime (desperate Do-Nothing Dems)…
Every day I fight much harder, tweetin’ right from wrong..
You got to read my call transcript’s “perfect” lines😉

Won’t get discouraged, won’t be afraid, I will,
Make it through another Election Day (another Landslide)💪
WINS🇺🇸 are worth this price (presidential harassment) I pay…..

Our Constitution says it’s better live (free) than to concede,
I do my best to do my part (took out Crooked H & next Socialist up)👊🏻
More $$$ in your pockets, we do nothin’ but succeed (historic economy)💸
I found the “magic wand” Obama tried to break apart🧙‍♂️

Keepin’ up ‘1776 spirit’, keepin’ up our faith (American Exceptionalism).. country,
Future generations counting on you🤞
You know what we’ve got to do…..

(Chorus):
Fight The Good Fight, MAGA moments🇺🇸💪

MAGA minutes, MAGA days🇺🇸👍

Fight The Good Fight, MAGA moments 🦅

It’s our God given way😉……

KAG!🇺🇸👍👍

(REPEAT CHORUS)…

“IT ALL COMES OUT IN A LOSS” #NewsflashToDesperateDems
(music by Miranda Lambert)

INTRO GUITARS / “Dooodooodooodooodooooo….

(KAVANAUGH WITCH-HUNT)
If you hold on dirt (DiFi), try to Justice (SCOTUS) soil..
Yearbook memes, while you’re tryin’ to foil..
When you find yourself quoting the ‘frat-maid’s’ text..
You intentionally fly her to the hearin’ (even though she has a traumatic flying phobia).. WHOOPS!

(RUSSIA HOAX WITCH-HUNT)
If you pour yourself a White-Russian to cope
You drip (leak) your lies from a set-up to a buddy prof..
You spill the beans on Obama (Clapper/Spied), sister (Crooked H) get locked up..
Outta luck, zero Mueller retention
best sweat it (dirty Deep-Staters)

(CHORUS):
‘Cause it’ll all come out, all come out in a loss…
It’ll all come out, all come out in a loss…
Every lyin’ claim, every lyin’ fake-news break, no matter how crazy it got.. (dirty dossier)
You take Russians, and the ten (whistleblowers), and you throw ’em all in.. (the witches kettle)
& you put that sucker on spin! (fake-news speed cycle)……

Doooodoooodooooodoooodooooo

(UKRAINE IMPEACHMENT HOAX)
You say he got frisky as the boss, with a quid pro quo scheme..
He butt-dialed new Ukraine Prez, put pressure on ev’rything..
Had a fancy spinner (fake-news rollout), at your media-in-law’s.. (scripted fake-news bombshell freakout)
But he spilled “A1 Perfect” (transcript of call), on your fable talk..
But don’t sweat it – Pencil-Neck will get’ em!

(CHORUS):
It’ll all come out, all come out in a loss..
(all come out in a loss)
It’ll all come out, all come out in a loss..
(all come out in a loss)
Every lyin’ claim, ev’ry lyin’ fake-news break, no matter how crazy they got…
You take Russians, and the ten (whistleblowers), and you throw ’em all in..
& you put that sucker on spin! (CNN cycle)…..
put that sucker on spin…
ya gotta put that sucker on (High) spin!……..

& their laundry list goes like this:
Ev’ry Russian-bot..
Ev’ry White House lie.. (see Sarah Sanders)
Ev’ry dirty rotten tweet,
Make it go bye! (disable his twitter feed!)
All his (foreign policy) mistakes.. (like obliterating isis)
All his wild streaks.. (Stormy)
(CROOKED HILLARY): “that’s why the good lord made Bleach-Bit

Uh! Oh!

Doooodoooodoooodooodoooooo

(AG BARR CHORUS):
‘Cause it’ll all come out, all come out in the wash (my investigations)
(all come out in the wash)
It’ll all come out, all come out in their loss..
(all come out in a loss)
Every lyin’ claim, every lyin’ “bombshell”newsbreak, no matter how looney it got
They took Russians, and the ten (whistleblowers), and they threw ’em all in (their witches brew)..
& they put that sucker on spin…..
Put that sucker (fake-news) on (High-speed) spin…..
Yeah, gonna put all them dirty fuckers to jail in! …….

Doooodoooodoooodooodoooooo

Yeah, you put that sucker on spin….

& down and down and down and down they go…..

Down and down and down and down Dems go……

Doooodoooodooooodooooo

“NANCY’S NERVOUS BREAKDOWN” #1,900th
(music by The Rolling Stones)

You’re the kind of politician,
You meet at DC dismal swamp affairs..
‘The Squad’ now you r crowd, whining much too loud,
Runnin’ impeachment up & down, your moderates are scared!

Well, it seems to me that when you scream,
Not much gets done ’round here.. (DoNothingDems)
& though you (& Shifty Schiff) have tried, you just can’t deny,
Your eyes are etched in my re-elect fear

You better stop!..

Sit back down (& not storm out of meeting with Cryin’ Chuck)

Here it comes….
Here it comes….
Here it comes….
Here it comes….

Here comes Ms. Nancy’s Nervous Breakdown!….

“WAKE ME UP😴& NOW I’M WOKE-WOKE🤪
(music by Wham!)

Litterbug😵
Litterbug👎
Litterbug🤢
Litterbug👎

You put the doom doom into my heart.. boo! boo!😳 (12 yrs left to live on planet Earth)
You send my taxes sky high when your governin’ starts.. ($$$$$$$$$ Green New Deal)
Litterbugs (Oil&Coal Industries) indoctrinated into youth brains.. yeah yeah
Guns go a bang-bang-bang and police (to minorites) do the same..

Anthem’s buggin’ me, standin’ ain’t right..
My (Union) teacher told me ditchin’ class to protest is alright..
Left is creepin’, social-justice cred..
The Squad is schemin’, but we should’ve had Socialism (not Capitalism) instead!…..

Wake me up, so I am woke-woke..
Don’t leave Trans-people hangin’ (in the wrong bathroom) when they gotta go-go💩

Wake me up, so I am woke-woke..
Don’t wanna miss it when illegal border crossings hit new highs👍

Wake me up, and now I’m woke-woke..
‘Cause I’m not plannin’ on protestin’ ICE solo..

Wake me up, and now I’m woke-woke..
Aaaahh.. make gun (& tomahawk chop) bannin’ alright…..

I want fossil fuels to go bye!……
(Green New Deal yeah! yeah!)

What a DOUCHEBAG

“JUMP” #BackUpOnTheStump!
(music by Van Halen)

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!….

Intro Keyboard (WATERBOARD HER!) Riff…..

(The CROOKED ONE):
Won’t give up!… (I’m Baaaaacck!)

Even though I took a beatdown…
(I won the ‘popular vote’, but I’m just not popular.. & the Electoral College is ‘Deplorable’)

& Trump talks tough…

& my book/appearance tours have all shut down.. (as dried up as Bill after an Epstein Isle visit)

& I know! (heavy duty therapy, cases of wine, woods walks w/ Sasquatch)…

Buttercups, just how you all feel…

We got to poll, poll, poll, more fake-news hunches…

But this time, just steal!

A can’t you see me standin’ there (handlers have her propped up), I got my back against the votin’ machine!…

I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen… (pretty close, but we’ve seen Beto eating dirt)

A can’t you just overlook all that I delete?!….

I, might as well, JUMP! (back into the fray) jump!…

Might as well stump! (I never stopped campaign whining past 3 yrs)…

Go ahead, and Jump! (“don’t tempt me”) stump!

I’ve always been ahead of that Trump!

So can’t you see me standin’ there (propped up after falling down), I got my back against the votin’ machine….

I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen… (we’ve had to listen to Spartacus & DeBlasio)

A can’t you overlook all my self-enrichment schemes?! (Uranium Quid Pro Ho)

Oow,

I MIGHT AS WELL JUMP back in!……..

(& BERN Fauxcahontas this time)

“MAJOR CON” aka Lyin’ Liz #UnemployedPregnantIndianPrincess

(music by David Bowie)

A “TRUTH ODDITY” TALE…..

Intro Acoustic Guitar….

(Fake-Corrupt-News):

Ground-control to Major Con….

Ground-control to Major Con….

Don’t take your birth control pills and play the victim card….

Ground-control to Major Con….

10….9….8….7….6….

Commencing wealth put down, class war on…

5….4….3….2….1…..mask off!

Stoke division, and may socialist dream come true!……..

This is ground-control to Major Con…

You’ve really made the (center of debate) stage…

& the Native (Americans) want to know whose head-dress you wear…
Now it’s time to leave your phony heritage (disable ancestry.com account) if you dare!…
(& embrace your white-girl-privilege)

(LYIN’ LIZ):
This is Major Con to (fake-news-flow) ground control…
I’m stepping up class-war…
& I’m fighting in a Saul Alinsky (Rules For Rads) way…
And our country will look very different, (socialist) foray!
(see Venezuela)

Cold beer!… am I streaming from my home cam…

(my income) Far!… above 99% of the world…

Planet Earth ain’t blue (black w/ 12 yrs left),

& there’s no one, Biden’s through

Voters should fear you (Marxist Nut), Major Con!…

Voters, steer clear of Major Con!…

Voters don’t want to hear your BS lies, Major Con!…

Voters, don’t chug beer with Major Con!…

“HEY JOE” #QuidProSchmoe🤤

(music by Jimi Hendrix)

Intro JIMI Riff🎸

Hey.. Joe…

Where you (& Sleepy Junior) goin’ with that, sum💵 in your hands🤗…

Hey.. Schmoes🤤…

Trump said,

“a where’d that prosecutor go? he all done, was your plan”👎…

(Sleepy😴Creepy😏):

“Lead goin’ down to Indian lady..

They caught me messin’ ‘round with some other lands” (Ukraine, China etc)…

“My lead goin’ down to that Pocahontas crazy🤪..

Ya know they caught me (& junior) messin’ ‘round with some other lands”🤥😣

& THAT AIN’T TOO COOL!😠

(PREZ TRUMP):
“The Biden’s are Stone Cold Crooked!”..

“HERE I GO AGAIN” #StorytimeWithLiddle’LowLifeAdumbSchiff👀

(music by Whitesnake)

HERE I GO!…….

(SHIFTY✏️):

No I don’t know, where this is goin’… (hopefully impeachment)🤔

But I sure know where I’ve been… (humiliated by Russia nothingburger)😖

Hangin’ on the (scripted whistle-blower) promises,

& the wrongs of yesterday (I have Russia collusion evidence!)…

‘Cause I’ve made up this (another) crime😉…

I ain’t wastin’ no more time (move inquiry at warp-speed instead of 2 yrs)…

Here I go again…..🤤

Here I go again🤥…..

Though I keep searchin’ for an action (criminal)🧐

Never seem to find what I’m lookin’ for… (so I’ll just make it up & read to Congress)🤥

Oh Lord, I pray to give me no shame, to carry on…

‘Cause I know what it means…

To stumble along, with lowly conspiracy themes!🤪…..

Here I go again, not alone! (I have a House full of Democ🐀’s)…

Goin’ down the only road, we’ve ever known!… (Impeach 45! Impeach 45!)😫

Like a tipster, I was forewarned ‘bout this big load💩 (I helped write ‘Dirty Dossier Redux’ aka whistle-blower complaint)📝🤫

& I’ve made up this (another) crime…

I’ll keep wastin’ American’s time🙄☹️…..

Shifty✏️ meet Treason😳

“SECOND-HAND (FAKE) NEWS” #Whistle’HotAir’Blower

(music by Fleetwood Mac)

Intro BUCKINGHAM GUITAR Riff….

(MUELLER):

I know.. had nothin’ to say..

Someone.. has taken my place.. (another witch hunter)

When crimes go bad.. (hoax collapses)😖

When times get rough.. (hoax boomerangs)😳

We just stay on down in our swamp grass,

& keep on doin’ our stuff.. (targeting, fabricating, spying, leaking etc)😉

(BS Blower):

I know… I got nothin’ on you..

But I know… there’s somethin’ to do.. (file a dirty deep state scripted bogus report)👍

When crimes go bad.. (hoax collapses)😖

& we can’t get enough.. (zero evidence)🤔

We just stay on down in our swamp grass,

& keep on doin’ our stuff.. (Impeach 45! Impeach 45!)

(The SQUAD of Dirty Dog MF’ers):

Do it! do it! do it!🤤

Bow.. bow.. bow.. bow bow bow.. bow.. bow.. bow.. bow bow.. bow……

(BS BLOWER):

One thing.. I think you should know.. (& probably conceal)🤫

I ain’t.. gonna give you first-hand quote..

Been down (on Trump) so long.. (Deep State biased hater)

Report’s been tossed around enough.. (scripted & edited to target & deceive)

Aw couldn’t I just keep my head down,

& let Pencil Neck Schiff do his stuff.. (lead inquiry & investigation charade)

(PREZ T):

I know.. you were hopin’ to find..

But I’m someone.. who’s gonna give you a piece of my mind.. (expose so voters fire your corrupt asses!)😠

When your crimes go bad (boomerang on your corrupt head)..
When your crimes get stuffed (down your throats – debunked Russia, Recession, Racist, Ukraine, Kavanuagh etc Hoaxes)..
I’m gonna keep drainin’ ya down in your swamp grass,
& show off all your dirty stuff!

I’m Doin’ It!….

(BS BLOWER):

I’m just second-hand (fake) news..

I’m just 2nd (or 3rd) hand fake news!….

Yeah!..

I’m just second-hand (fake) news..

I’m just 2nd (or 4th) hand fake news!….

Yeah!..

I’m just second-hand (fake) news..
I’m just 2nd (or 5th) hand fake news!….

(REPEAT)…..

“HAVE YOU EVER FLEECED UKRAINE??” (& China) #DumbassQuestion

(music by CCR)

Someone told ‘em (all of us) long ago… (actually it was dumbass Sleepy Joe😴bragging on video🤤):

“If he’s not canned, before I go”… (in 6 hrs)

“Just know!”…

“No aid be comin’ for sometime”…👎

“When it’s over, son-of-a-bitch”, I say…

Gone away (prosecutor), & big pay day 💵…

Quid Pro Joe!…

Flowin’ in like water…..

(50K monthly to Sleepy Junior)🤑

I.. wanna know..

Have you ever fleeced Ukraine?🤔… (& China)

I.. wanna know..

Have you ever fleeced Ukraine?🤔… (& China)

Shuttin’ down (Burisma investigation), and a big pay day😉…..

(CORRUPT LOOTER SOB’s)

“I WANT A NEW DRUG” #MAGAStrength🤢

(music by Huey Lewis & The News)

TDS wonder-drug
WARNING: highly addictive
*not covered under Obama-care

INTRO GUITAR…

Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!…….

I want a new drug…

One that won’t make me flip… (ev’rytime a hear the words president and Trump)

One that won’t make me rash & scar… (w/ permanent dysfuction or self-harm)

Or make me squeal, for my “Russia fix”…

I want a new drug…

So I don’t blurt “off with his head!”… (see patient Kathy Griffin)

One that won’t make me run my mouth ’til dry… (w/ bogus conspiracy theories & nazi name calling)

Or make my lies, (fizzle to) no cred… (see fake-news shows)

One that won’t make me nervous… (& hateful & deranged)

Triggerin’ all I do… (constant anxiety, making threats, violent protest etc)

One that makes me feel like I’d feel if Obama 3rd-term had come true……

But I’m alone with loons…

I want a new drug…

So more tears won’t spill… (been sobbing since 2016)

One that don’t, cost too much… (40 million witch-hunt)

Or come as a Dem shill… (see Christine Blasey Ford)

I want a new drug…

One that makes Trump go away!… (Impeach 45! Impeach 45!)

One that won’t keep me up all night… (watching Roswell Rachel Maddow)

One that won’t make me swear all day… (F’in Trump!)

One that won’t make me nervous… (& deranged & hateful)

Triggerin’ all I do… (anxiety, threats, violence)

One that makes me feel like I’d feel if Obama 3rd-term had come true……

‘Cause i’m alone…. with loons…

I’m alone with Poca baby….

PILL-POPPIN’ GUITAR….

I want a new drug…

One that does what it should… (“makes this Buttercup feel like a winner!”)🤗

One that don’t make me feel too bad… (not as bad a DeBlasio negative poll #)🤤

One that don’t make me feel too good… (not as good as a Biden / ‘Corn-Pop’ showdown)😳

I want a new drug…

So I don’t shout… (@ the sky each election anniversary)

One that won’t make me talk (jibberish babble) so much…

Or make my face, freakout!… (like Fredo Cuomo)

One that won’t make me nervous (& hateful & deranged)

Triggerin’ all I do…

One that makes me feel like I’d feel if Obama 3rd-term had come true……

Now I’m alone…. with loons🤪

I’M ALONE W/ THIS FUCKIN’ FREDO DUDE

“AT ELECTION TIME”🇺🇸#Trump2020’KeepItSummertimeInAmerica!’☀️

(music by Mungo Jerry)

Intro ‘Campaign Trail’ Riff….

(TRUMP-TRAIN “We have the greatest political movement in our history!”):

Choo.. choo choo.. uh, choo.. choo choo.. uh
Choo.. choo choo.. uh, choo.. choo choo.. uh (repeat)

At election time, when the rhetoric hot..

You can wake right up, and tweet by nine..

At election time,

You got winnin’, you got winnin’ on your mind..

Great instincts, non stop drive,

Go out, and rally (MAGA) all the time🇺🇸👍

Well thank Donny we’re rich,

Throw regs out, tax cuts real..

Yeah thank Donny not poor,

U.S.A. first, is the deal😉

Speed along our gains,
Second term & return Prez 45👍
When the swamp drains down,
We can make it 🇺🇸 make it good, and really fine👍

Trump’s no threat, people (but The Squad is!)👹
He’s not dirty (like Crooked Hillary),
He’s not mean (like Obama Deep State witch hunters)..
He loves everybody (Make Your Country Great Again)👍
But he do as he please (America 1st)🇺🇸
At election time-
He on a mission, to go winnin’ for country👍🇺🇸
He’s always snappy (witty unlike Sleepy Joe)😴
Life’s for buildin’ yeah, that’s his philosophy😉

(Building economy, wealth, military, security, WALL)😉

Vote along with us..
T T T T T…
Don don don don don…
Yeah, voters hap-pap-py😁

Don don don T don don T T don don T don…
Don do don don don..
Don don don don..
Don don don……

ALL ABOARD! aah…

Choo.. choo choo uh.. choo.. choo choo.. uh (repeat)
MAGA PIANO

When election’s here, yeah it’s MAGA time🇺🇸👍
Dem he’ll throttle, wear your Red Hat, it’ll soon be 2nd-term time..
& we’ll mock snowflakes again❄️🤣
They’ll go cryin’😥or maybe they’ll meltdown😱
Yeah we’re rich🤑 ‘cause he’s fights 💪🇺🇸
Not our friends, if they always run us down👎😉

Choo.. choo choo.. uh choo.. choo choo.. uh…..

Choo.. choo choo.. uh!
(REPEAT EACH ELECTION CYCLE)

“ROCKSTAR”😎#45in’&Thrivin’👍

(music by Nickelback)

(MAGA PATRIOTS):
We’re through with back of the line, to chumps who never pitch in.. (Europeein’ allies defense & trade)
Was like the bottom of the ninth, & Obama didn’t wanna win👎
Crooked Hill’s life didn’t turn out, quite the way she want it to be😫

PREZ T😎:
(TELL ME WATCHYA WANT)
“Lock Her Up!”👍

He got a brand new (White) House,
What an epic blow to Libs😫
& a job boom, we now ‘Made USA In’🇺🇸👍
& a king size club (US Military)💪
Strong enough to vaporize freaks (MOAB meet ISIS)🚀😳

😎(YEAH, I KNOW WHAT THEY NEED)☠️

He tears up, China credit card, we’re at our limit!
No more big trade let, tariff balance deficit👍
Gonna join the USMCA Club🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦
& ‘Make North America Great Again’ for all three😉

😎(BEEN THERE, DONE THAT)
“now pass it DemocRats!”

He got us new tax cuts, brought back old markets (‘magic wand’ found!)👍
He’s a target on Hollywood Boulevard🎯🤩
Despair between DeNiro & Messing🤪 is fine with ‘T’ 😉

😎(JUST WATCH HOW THEY LOSIN’ IT)🤪🤣

He went and traded his life of fortune & fame,
Kept on stylin’ his hair, and proclaimed our name!
😎(AMERICA 1st!)🇺🇸👍

‘Cause he all just wants us to be Big (League) Rockstars🤩
& live in self-owned houses,
Drivin’ brand new cars..
Border crossin’ ain’t easy, (The WALL just got 10ft taller)👍
& their drugs, scum keep..
We all stay safe,
‘Cause we don’t retreat! (Peace Thru Strength)
And he’ll, tweet ‘bout all our coolest parts (free markets)😁
In the USA, where ‘We The People star’🤩
Ev’ry entrepreneur’s gonna wind up here,
Everyone more money with stock, invest shares🤑
& well, hey.. hey.. he wants us all to be Rockstars 🇺🇸
Hey.. hey.. he wants us to be Rockstars😎

He’s already great like Reagan, crushed another Iran hassle👊🏻
Sent in ICE agents to throw out MS13 assholes👍
Signed a couple (hundred) Exec Orders,
So we can de-regulate and set free (energy independence)👍

😎(WE’LL DRILL IN ANWR ha ha)

He addresses these asses (2020 Dems),
& their latest fashion (healthcare for illegals, green new deal etc)👎
Won’t give a front door key to this Socialist faction,
😎(WE WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST NATION!)
Gonna dump these regressive souls🤤 who love to blow our money & seize..

😎(JUST WATCH HOW I’M DOIN’ IT)
They revealing their radical selves😉

He went and traded his life of fortune & fame,
Kept on stylin’ his hair, and proclaimed our name!
😎(AMERICA 1st!)🇺🇸👍

‘Cause he all just wants us to be Big (League) Rockstars🤩
& live in self-owned houses,
Drivin’ brand new cars..
Border crossin’ ain’t easy,
& their drugs, scum keep..
We all stay safe,
‘Cause we don’t retreat! (Blue Lives Matter!)👍
And he’ll, tweet ‘bout all our coolest parts (Constitution)😁
In the USA, where ‘We The People’ star🤩
Ev’ry entrepreneur’s gonna wind up here,
Everyone more money with stock, invest shares🤑
And he’ll, hold out as the trade war looms,
With the latest necessary more tariffs, they’ll lose💪
They’ve already taken ev’rything, with that evil smile👹
😎(Played past administrations)👎
Everybody (other nations), he’s got new dealers (new trade chains), on speed dial! 😎(see JAPAN)

😎Well hey.. hey.. I want us all to be a Rockstars🇺🇸🤩

😎I’m gonna keep tweetin’ (exposin’) those wrongs,
That offend the (Fake News) censors🤪
Gonna drop these shills (Lamestream corrupt media true enemy of the people)🤤
Use the truth as cleanser..
Got washed-up actors citin’ all like schlongs🤮
Lipsync ‘em ev’ry (day) & night,
So they don’t get ‘em (fake-news talking points) wrong🤓…..

Well, he all just wants us to be Big (League) Rockstars🤩

& live in self-owned houses,

Drivin’ brand new cars..

Border crossin’ ain’t easy,

& their drugs, scum keep..

We all stay safe,

‘Cause we don’t retreat! (KEEP AMERICA GREAT!)🇺🇸👍

And he’ll, tweet ‘bout all our coolest parts (Liberty & Justice For All)👍
In the USA, where ‘We The People’ star🤩
Ev’ry entrepreneur’s gonna wind up here,
Everyone more money with stock, invest shares🤑
And he’ll, hold out as the trade war looms,
With the latest necessary more tariffs, they’ll lose
They’ve already taken ev’rything with that evil smile
Everybody, he’s got new dealers (new trade chains), on speed dial (see Japan)
& well, hey.. hey.. he wants us all to be Rockstars🇺🇸

Hey… hey… we’re gonna all be Rockstars…..

“SYMPATHY FOR THE SQUAD” #FilthyFour

(music by The Rolling Stones)

Intro Drums……

Ooooww!……oooww!……ooooww!…….

Please allow me to introduce myself,

I’m a woman who hates your wealth & patriotic taste

I’ve been around for just about a long, long year,

Stepped on many a congressman toes, & Pelosi’s cape

I brought around Green New Deal gripe,

Seize this moment, of fossil fuel doubt & shame..

Made damn sure that Amazon,

Squash tax plan, and seal their fate (bye bye)

Pleased to meet you..

Hope you guess my name-
(A.hO.leC.) pew pew

Bent on muzzlin’ you, (LAST!)

Is the nature of my (shame) game…

I snuck around St. Paul/ Minneapolis,

‘Cause I thought it was a time, for Israel blame..

Let’s kill their Star (of David), terror administer..

Bibi & Trump, screams in vain..

We eroded a skank,

Who held House Speaker rank..

As the 2020 socialist blitzkrieg raged,

& Trump infidels stank..

Pleased to meet you..

Hope you guess my name-
(Imam Omar) pew pew oh yeah!

& muzzlin’ you, (LAST!)

Is the, nature of our (shame) game, aah yeah…

I watch with glee, as my Dem colleagues.. (pew pew)

Fight with hate & rage, against this MAGA crusade.. (pew pew)

I shouted out, let’s impeach this (mother fucker) travesty, (pew pew)

‘Cause after all, socialism’s for you & me.. (pew pew)

Let me please introduce my obnoxious self, (pew pew)

I’m a woman, who hates your wealth & patriotic taste (pew pew)

& I say pro raps for Palestinians, (pew pew)

Who will kill (Jews) before they reach Two-States… (pew pew)
(pew pew)
Pleased to meet you.. (pew pew)

Hope you guess my name-
(Rashida Tslob) pew pew

oh yeah,
(pew pew)

Bent on muzzlin’ you, (LAST!) (pew pew)

Is the, nature of our (shame) game… aah yeah

a put down Pelosi, hit it!
KEITH GUITAR!….

(pew pew)…..

Just as every cop, is a criminal, (pew pew)

& all Antifa sinners, saints.. (pew pew)

On his head target nail, (pew pew)

Just call Trump, Lucifer (& Racist Nazi) (pew pew)

‘Cause he’s in need of some restraint (impeach & convict 45!) pew pew

So if you meet us, have some courtesy, (unlike Trump) pew pew

Have some empathy, have some haste.. (pew pew)

Use all your well learned (radical college activism) politesse.. (pew pew)

To help lay MAGA soul to waste.. (pew pew)

Um yeah

Pleased to meet you..

Hope you guess my name-

(Ayanna Pressley ‘no relation to ELVIS’) pew pew

Bent on muzzlin’ you,
Is the, nature, of our game (shame)… (pew pew)…

Aaahh!… (pew pew)

Oh yeah!… (pew pew)

(TRUMP):
TEAR ‘EM ON DOWN!…..

“30 POINTS IN THE POLLS” #FakeNewsData

(music by Humble Pie)

roll that crap….

30 points in the polls!…..

30 points in the hole!

30 points in the polls!…..

(yeah right)

GUITAR…..
alright alright alright alright yeah..

Fake news they glean..
Talkin’ ’bout, double digit lead..
A landslide looms, and a skewed sample ruse..
Give them their relief!c’mon cupcakes

Stacked Gallup read..
It’s what they speak, and on feed
Heed & trust, what Hill went bust on..
Nate Silver got to believe!

30 points in the hole!…

30 points in the polls!..

30 points in the hole!…

That’s what they tell you..
(but in reality it’s)

TRUMP UP 30 points in the polls!

“NATIVE AMERICAN GIRL” #ChiefShittingBull
(music by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers)

INTRO GUITAR RIFF….

Well, she wasn’t a Native American girl,

Bogus promises..

She couldn’t help thinkin’ that there’d be more in life,

If she was somebody else (not a White girl)..

After all it was a ‘big gov’ world,

With lots of socialists to run with..

& if she had to lie, tryin’..
She had made many promises, she was never gonna keep…

Oh yeah!..

Cherokee type.. (1/1,024)

Take it easy baby..

Make that beer, make it last all night!..

She wasn’t, a Native American Girl!…

“I LOVE THIS BARR” #’WitchHunt’Hunter

(music by Toby Keith)

(AG Barr): “Yes, I do believe spying on Trump occurred”…

INTRO SLIDE GUITAR…

We got spinners (CNN clown/fake news)🤡

We got (stone-cold) Losers (Clapper & Brennan)🤤

Lame hoaxers (Mueller), and schmoozers (Tarmac Loretta & Slick Willie)😘

And we got yuppies (McCabe & Rosenstein geeks)🤓

A Trump disliker (Steele)😠

We got a bloodthirsty bitch-griper (Crooked Hillary at Hunter College)😤

& their media whores, team up with whiney movie stars (like Booby DeNiro)😫

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. I love this Barr😍(finally an actual AG!)

We got Comey..
That leakin’ sucker🤮
Broken hearted fools (Meuller’s angry Dem hacks), and one dirty mother-fucker! (Weissman)💩
& we got hustlers (FISA court abusers)..
We got dirty fighters (Deep State Creeps)😳
Really absurd (dirty dossier), and insiders (Ohr & Yates)..
And the victims, talk about their battle scars (Page & Papadopolous set-ups)…

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. I love this Barr…..

(CHORUS):
We Love this Barr…😍
He’ll clean up this place…
Just walkin’ through the (DOJ) front door, wipes that smug smile off Dem’s face…😣
He’ll show how far…
Coup went to mar…

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. we love this Barr….

We’ve seen law skirts (cover-ups & set-ups)..
They got high-techs (NSA tappin’ Trump’s wires)👀
Process-crime-collared boys (Flynn, Manafort & Stone), and just sex (Stormy, Avenutti)💋
And we got lovers (Page, Strzok)😘
Lots got snookered (pmsnbc viewers)🤤
And we’ve seen unmaskin’ girls (Powers & Rice), and peein’ hookers..
And Sessions liked, to shrink to rear & watch from afar…🤭

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. we love this Barr…
Yes we do👍

GUITAR

HE LIKES JUSTICE MUCH (like justice much)👍
HE LIKES WITCH-HUNT ENDS (witch-hunt he ends)
DON’T LIKE TO TAKE BS FROM SPINNERS,
HE LIKES TO SPOON-FEED TRUTH TO THEM!

Yeah we love this Barr..
He’ll clean up this place..
Just trollin’ (investigatin’ the instigators) around & declassify more, wipes that smug smile off Brennan’s face😣
All crimes he’ll charge👍
Crooked Hillary to star!😵
Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. put her behind bars…
Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. I love this Barr…

We got never-Trumpees,
Who talk big and grandstand (Mitt McCain)💩
An old fool crock (Jimmy Carter), who had a real bad stand (’76-’80)😴
We got abuses (Crossfire Hurricane)..
& we got foreign spies (Mifsud, Halper, Downer)👀
A dumbass who thinks he’s a wise guy (Sleepy Creepy Joe)🤡😴
They all got too drunk (on collusion-delusion), and dragged witch-hunt out real far…

Reason #2-Term ’45’👍

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. we love this Barr…😍

Lay it on out IG/AG boys…

Barry’s abuse is over…😳

Got to let O’s crimes be known…

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. put Dems behind bars…👍

YA JUST GOTTA LOVE ‘EM😍

“SOCIALIST FANTASY” #2020RadicalRock

(music by Bad Company)

Intro GUITAR🎸
Yeeeeaaahh!….

Here come lib jesters,

1, 2, 3.. (4,5,6……20!)🤣

It’s all part of their, lunacy🤪

They gov to abuse it & they love dependent crowds..

Identity politics their style, & displayin’ it proud…

Yeah…

Here come lib cancers, dumb and dumb(er)🤤…
Obama’s ballin’😢 cause his, legacy’s done (THX TRUMP!)👍…
Most find them rancid, like their liberal slime crowd (Antifa sludge)💩
Push their rot agenda now, and sayin’ it proud…

It’s all part, of their Socialist fantasy…🤪

It’s all part, of their ‘Green New Deal’ scheme👎

It’s all part, of their Socialist fantasy…
It’s all part, of their single-payer healthcare scheme👎

🎸 yeeeaaahhh…

Pull out class-war fight, on one and all…
& let hate feelin’ get down in their sheeple’s souls😠
Pocahontas so loud, Mayor Peep makin’ peep sounds…
Beto (up on bars & tabletops) screechin’ to the sky!..
& diggin’ up the ground (& eating dirt)😋

It’s all part, of their Socialist fantasy…
It’s all part, of their income redistributive scheme👎
It’s all part, of their Socialist fastasy…🤪
It’s all part, of their open-borders scheme👎

“EVE OF OBSTRUCTION” #WeGot’emNow!
(music by Barry McGuire)

Their Hate-Trump world, heads are explodin’..

Fake-News flarin’, derangement overloadin’..

John Dean’s old enough to shill (45 yrs), ‘obstruction’ quotin’.. (“worse than Watergate”)

‘Nasty Nancy’ don’t believe they’ll score (“jail Trump once he’s out of office”),
But what’s that ‘Mueller roadmap’ Nadler’s totin’..

& even the 2020 Dem quiver (20 dull broken arrows),
Are impeachment floatin’..

& they,
Tell us…

Over and over and over again, my friend…

Ah, they all believe, they’re on the eve, of obstruction….

“LUNATIC FRINGE” #InmatesRunningAsylum
(music by Red Rider)
DEDICATION & THANKS: to all those “moderate” blue district dumbasses who put Dems back in House majority

Intro ‘Impeachment Drumbeat’ / GUITAR….

(PATHETIC PELOSI):

Lunatic fringe…

I know impeachment’s out there…

Wish I could go into hiding…

& if no, I’ll take a beating

Trump can hear you comin’…

& he wants us to go after…

We’d be wise to not step in it this time… (wise up this one time)

I won’t let you kill my Speakership chances… (& re-elect Trump!)

(LIB DEM FREAKS):
NOooooooo!…. uh huh!

NOooooooo!…. uh huh!

NOooooooo!…. uh huh!

(PREZ TRUMP):
ROCK ON RATS!…

“RESISTANCE REHAB” #TDSDeTox😫

(music by Amy Winehouse)

(HOUSE DEMS):

Trump tried to make us go to rehab, we said no, no, no….

Yes, we’re still cracked🤯but took the House back, investigations grow, grow, grow….

We curse all the time😠…

But with impeachment we’ll be fine… (impeach 45! impeach 45!)

Trump try to make us go to rehab, we won’t go, go, go….

(REP “Greasy Fingers” COHEN):
I’m rather at home with ‘K’… (comfortable eating KFC in committee)
Barr ain’t got the guts to play… (balk balk balk)
‘Cause there’s nothin’ (can’t exonerate), there’s nothin’ but impeach glee…
That’s all we learned, from Mr. Mueller’s crusade…

I don’t got a lot of class (none)….

& I know, he won’t come, just to get harassed!….

(2020 DEMS):
Trump tried to make us go to rehab, we said no, no, no….
Yes we’re still cracked, but took the House back, obstruction grows, grows, grows….
We whine all the time…
But with impeachment we’ll be fine…
Trump try to make us go to rehab, we won’t go, go, go….

(FAUXCAHONTAS):
White-man said, “why you think I’m here?”… (MAGA)
I said, “not a good idea!”…
I’m gonna, I’m gonna beat this crazy (bigot)…
Why, I always preach class-war/race-bait fear…
(& always keep a cold one/bottle near)

He said, “I just think you’re 1/1,024 (0.09%) at best”….

I’m Cherokee, yeah baby, see my headdress!….

(CELEBS & FAKE-NEWS):
Trump tried to make us go to rehab, we said no, no, no….
Yes, we’re still crackedbut took the House back, investigations grows, grows, grows….

(ALEC “Numbnut” BALDWIN):
I don’t ever want to act again…
I just, ooh just need to ‘trump pretend’…
I’m not gonna suspend weekly SNL freaks…
Everyone knows that, I’ll never mend (always be deranged)

& I don’t have much pride (none)….

It’s just hate & jealousy, of this guy!….

(‘HILL-BILL $2 TIX SPEAKING TOUR’):
Trump tried to make us go to rehab, we said no, no, no….
Yes we’re still crackedbut took the House back, obstruction grows, grows, grows….
We bitch all the time…
But with impeachment we’ll be fine…
Trump try to make us go to rehab, we won’t go, go , go….

“NOVEMBER 2016”

Oh, What A Night!🇺🇸👍
#2020ReunionPartyThemeSong

(music by The Four Seasons)

Intro ‘MAGA’ Piano Riff…..

Oh, What A Night…

Early November back in twenty sixteen…

What a very special time for country…

As Crooked Hillary remembers, what a night😫

Oh, What A Night…
You know CNN didn’t even want to speak his name…
‘Cause politics was never gonna be the same…
What a victory, what a night!…

Oh, I…..got a funny feelin’ when they (Ohio) voted…in our dude….

& I…..as I recall (Wisconsin) Hill’s end was coming soon!…. (blue-wall-stall)

Oh, What A Night!…
Strategizing (electorally), demoralizing John King… (CNN Electoral College Big-Board)
He was everything, polls screamed couldn’t be…
Podesta surrender, “everyone go home now tonight”…

‘HILLARY-DRUNKEN-VIOLENT-RIFF’….

Dems felt the crush, MAGA rollin’, stole their thunder…
Spinnin’ Kathy Griffin’s (not severed) head around, & makin’ Nate Silver blunder!🤣
Oh, what a night!….

‘KAG’ 2020 Riff…..

Oh, I…..got a funny feelin’ when they (Florida) voted…in our dude…

& I….as I recall (Michigan) Hill’s end was coming soon!…

Oh, What A Night!…
Why’d it take so long (for Establishment) to see the light…
Mueller so wrong, and now Trump is so right…
What a victory, what a night!….

Ooo,
Dems felt the crush, MAGA rollin’, stole their thunder…
Strainin’ Kathy Griffin’s (not severed) head around, & makin’ Nate Silver blunder!

Oh, What A Night!…
Doo did doo did did ‘TAX CUTS’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘JOBS!JOBS!JOBS!’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘isis DESTROYED’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘ENERGY INDEPENDENCE’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘RECORD GDP’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ”BUILDING THE WALL’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘FAIR TRADE’ doo did doo did did..

(SING THRU 2024)

“WHEN🧟‍♀️SWAMP LEVEE🧟‍♂️BREAKS”🇺🇸👍

(music by Led Zeppelin)

Intro Page/Bonham ‘MAGA WAVE’ Riff………

If we keep on winnin’, swamp levee’s goin’ to break…🇺🇸

If we keep on winnin’, swamp levee’s goin’ to break…👍

When swamp levee breaks, democRats’ll have no place to prey…🐀

Mean old Fake News levee, fought ‘T’ now they weep & moan😫

Mean old Deep State levee, fought ‘T’ now they weep & moan😫

Trump’s got what it takes to make ‘Establishment’ leave their home (DC swamp term-limits!)

oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah… ooo…

PAGE GUITAR 🙂

Don’t it make ’em feel bad! (MAGA),
When they’re tryin’ to run down our home! (failed election coup),
They don’t know which way to go?? (2020 out radical proposal each other)

We got it goin’ on down south! (BUILDING THE WALL),
We got lots of work to do! (record employment #s),
They just know about Chicago😝 (Obama & his commie activist groups)

‘MAGA WAVE’ RIFF……..

Lyin’ won’t help you, brayin’ (’bout Socialism) won’t do you no good…

No,

Lyin’ won’t help you, brayin’ won’t do you no good (see Venezuela!)…

When swamp levee breaks, Obama you got no more groove (Legacy flush💩)…..

All last night, Bernie Bernout sat on the levee and moaned…😫

All last night, Creepy Schmoe Biden sat on the levee and moaned…😫

Whinin’ about our President drainin’ their happy home…😉

Aaaaaaahhhhhh…aaaahhhhhh….aaaaahhhh……..

Goin’.. goin’ to Chicago!…

Fleein’ to Chicago!…

So long, take all Dems with you!…
(Juicy Smollett too)

Drainin’ down… drain it down now…

Drainin’ down… drain it down now……

“KEEP ON GOVERNIN’ FOR YOU”👍#KAG!2020KeepAmericaGreat!🇺🇸
(music by REO Speedwagon)

Intro KAG! Piano….

Dems should have seen by the look in my eyes, baby..
There was somethin’ glistenin’ (MAGA sparkle).. 🤩
Dems should have known by the tone of my voice (passion & resolve), maybe..
But Crooked Hillary didn’t listen (coronation)..

‘Barry’ left us for dead..

& ‘his coup’ mislead (spygate, witch hunt)..

Instead Crooked H got knocked on her ass, 😵

Snowflakes still roiled up and hissin’!.. 😫 (w/ TDS)

And now we know all about those Dirty Dems..🐀
Still we won’t (never!) surrender..
‘Cause it was us country, way before them (& their rigged system)..
And we’re still together (& growing Big League!)..

And I meant, every word I said (‘Promises Made, Promises Kept’)..

When I said that I’ll govern for you,

I meant, that OUR GOV is forever! (GOD BLESS the USA!)…

(KAG! CHORUS):

& I’m gonna keep on governin’ for you!…

‘Cause it’s the only thing I wanna do!…

I’m sure gonna tweet,
That I just wanna keep on governn’ for you!…

KAG! GUITAR SOLO!….🎸🇺🇸

& I meant, every word I said (Promises Made, Promises Kept’)..

When I said that I’ll govern for you,

I meant, that OUR GOV is forever! (GOD BLESS the USA!)…

& I’m gonna keep on governn’ for you!…

‘Cause it’s the only thing I wanna do👍

I’m sure gonna tweet,

That I’m just gonna keep on governin’ for you!…

(REPEAT THRU 2028)🇺🇸👍

“WHITE HOUSE”
(music by Jimi Hendrix)

INTRO JIMI GUITAR…..

There’s a White House, over yonder…
That’s where a real leader stay…
Lord, there’s a White House over yonder… nation..
That’s where our leader stay…
He’s real at home workin’ for our country…
24/7 and a, two terms worth of days…. (MAGA!)

In a minute (first 2 yrs), nothin’s wrong…
His (America 1st) key went and unlocked our door… (unleashed free-market)
In a minute, nothin’s wrong now…
His (policy) key unlocked our door (growth & opportunity)…

We got a good, good feelin’…
Obama don’t live here no more….

(& I still got my MAGA hat on.. watch out now!)

JIMI ‘MAGA’ GUITAR!

Well, he’ll sure as hell go back over yonder…
Right back up on Capitol Hill…
Lord, he’ll sure as hell go back over yonder…
Right back yonder to Capitol Hill…
‘Cause if those swamp creatures won’t govern no more..
We know our, Leader will!

“DON’T CRY OUT LOUD”😫🤫 #CollusionDelusionBlues😰

(music by Melissa Manchester)

INTRO PIANO…

Babies cried the day their Mueller let them down 😩😥

‘Cause they didn’t want the President just laughin’ at them 😂🤣

So they subpoenaed the whole pile, & wouldn’t shut up or sit down 😤😒

While they advanced delusion bet, “all in” Tom greenie-weenie Steyer 🤑 (no impeach)😰

They know a lot about it, ‘cause you see…

With these babies 😫, there’s an awful lot of hypocrisy…..

(spying, colluding, entrapping, unmaskings, lying, leaking)

Don’t cry out loud!…🤫

Don’t scream at the sky🤭

Learn how to hide your feelings (TDS)🤯

Fly high & proud!… (w/ rats & creepy porn lawyers)…

& if witch hunt should stall,

Remember Crooked Hillary really, blew it, all!😖

“HUGGIN’, TOUCHIN’, SQUEEZIN'”😛 #I’llRunIfICanSmell&NestleTrump’sHairDuringDebates
(music by Journey)

Intro PROWLING-CREEP-BEAT….

You like to creep…
They wanna cry…
& then…
You stalk & try…
Huggin’..
Touchin’..
Squeezin’..
& smother 😩

Can’t leave alone…
Or hands to himself…
Makes out…
Then moves on someone else…
Hoverin’..
Touchin’..
Squeezin’..
Kids & mothers 😝

They’re tearing up when he starts 😥
(try to get away) every.. every way!..
They’re tearing up when he starts 😓
Oh girls, mace will keep at bay –
he’s tearing up, the old fart….

Just don’t stay long girls,
Don’t be alone!
With this lover…
Or he might follow you home!😳

2020, he’ll keep huggin’!..
Oh keep touchin’!..
Keep squeezin’!… many others!….

Joe goes:
Aaah aah aah aah aah ahh
Aaah aah aah ahh ahh
Aaah aah aah aah aah ahh
Aaah aah aah aah ahh

“DON’T COME AROUND HERE NO MORE” #YouPencilNeckSneak
(music by Freddie Blassie, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

(PREZ T):
Pencil Neck Sneak, info leakin’ freak..
Scum suckin’, pea head with a lousy psyche..
He’s a one man, no gut, losing streak..
Nothin’ but a Pencil Neck Sneak!

INTRO DRUMS & GUITAR…

(HOUSE INTEL COMMITTEE):
HEY!
HEY!
Don’t come around here no more…

Don’t come around here no more…

Whatever you’re still pushin’ for… (collusion-delusion)

Hey! don’t come around here no more…

Just give it up… stop!
Just give it up… stop!
Just give it up… stop!
No waiting any longer (NO collusion reported!)
Just give it up,
Calls to resign chairmanship, getting stronger!….

Don’t come around here no more…
Don’t come around here no more…
Don’t come around here no more…
Don’t come around here no more…

We don’t believe you anymore…

You fake news tv whore…

Whatever you’re still pushin’ for… (collusion-delusion)

Hey! don’t come around here no more…

Just give it up… stop!
Just give it up… stop!
Just give it up… stop!
You’re strangled with (hate) emotion
Just give it up,
Shifty please, admit it’s over!

“ALL TWO-TERM LONG” #KeepingAmericaGreat!🇺🇸👍

(music by Kid Rock)

Intro PIANO Riff…

It was 2016, his stops (rallies) weren’t short, his hair (& message) right on,

Caught on somewhere between employ (Made In USA) & (MAGA) plan… 🇺🇸👍

She was quite a fiend (Crooked Hillary), and she was far from bein’ Queen,

It was election time & Makin’ America Great Again…

GUITAR RIFF…

Smashin’ the fake news hard,
Tweetin’ round the clock his ire 😠
It’s the simple things in life, like Walls & Fair (trade)😉
He lightin’ up the internet,
& man, DemocRats won’t soon forget 😩
The way his spotlight shined (exposed) that they don’t care (open borders, crime, violence, drugs etc)…

(CHORUS):

And now we’re tryin’ different things (tax cuts, de-reg, fair trade etc).. 👍
No more broken Barock things (foreign policy, economy etc).. 👎
Drainin’ gov (swamp) into the lake of our favorite throng (“WE THE PEOPLE”)🇺🇸
Grippin’ heavy on the throttle (free-market unleash), & buildin’ for tomorrow😉
Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America’ all two-term long…

Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America all two-term long…

Catchin’ illegals at border cross spots,
Watchin’ ICE clear MS13 off city blocks,
He’ll forever hold a spot in our nation’s soul.. (LAW & ORDER PREZ)
Bombs blistered ISIS scum,
He didn’t wait for UN bums,
To hit that sand and display some Rock-N-Roll! (U.S. Military Might!)🇺🇸💪

And now we’re tryin’ different things (energy production, border security, business re-investment-JOBS! etc).. 👍
No more broken Barock things (law enforcement, military, energy industries etc).. 👎

Drain’ gov (swamp) into the lake of our favorite throng (“WE THE PEOPLE”)🇺🇸
Grippin’ heavy on the throttle (free-market unleash), & buildin’ for tomorrow😉
Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America’ all two-term long…

Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America’ all two-term long…

SWEET HOME AMERICA! (turn it up!)

GUITAR 🎸

(2024):
Now MAGA is obtained, as election season will bring a change,
& now we can’t let these good days ever end…
At times we’ll play his songs (‘Trump Tunes’ @ GuitarGod),🎸
and we’ll proudly sing along..
& think, man our gov can be that great again!🇺🇸

MAN, LET’S KEEP US GREAT & THEN!…

And now we’re tryin’ different things (LEADING FROM THE FRONT AGAIN!)👍
No more broken Barock things (DEEP STATE CREEPS)👎
Drainin’ gov (swamp) into the lake of our favorite throng (“WE THE PEOPLE”)🇺🇸
Grippin’ heavy on the throttle (free-market unleash), & buildin’ for tomorrow😉
Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America’ all two-term long…

SINGIN’ ‘SWEET HOME AMERICA’ ALL TWO-TERM LONG!…..

(Repeat THRU FUTURE GENERATIONS)🇺🇸

“DIRTY TREATS”😋 #YouAreWhatYouEat

(music by AC/DC)

INTRO ANGUS ‘DIGGING’ RIFF….

If you’re, havin’ trouble with your crazed lib cred,

You haven’t paid your dues…

You want to accentuate but on Green New Deal, they’ve all bet (2020 greenie weenies),

Here’s what you gotta do…

Pick up the hoe,

To soil go,

Dig where brown & prime👌🏾

Just screen,

Sand-mix-loam-forage-clay-mix-silt!

Top soil slice and dine…. 🤗

Dirty treats…

Likes to eat!

Dirt he feeds…

Likes dirt treats!

Dirty treats…

Likes to eat!

Dirty feed, and he eats dirt treats…

Dirty feed, and he eats dirt treats…

Dirt a la mode..

Dirt-chip cookies..
Upside-down dirt cake!

EATS DIRT TREATS!..

Mud pies..
Death-by-dirt cake..

Hot Dirt sundae!

EATS DIRT TREATS!..

Dirt he eats…

Dirt he eats…

Dirt he eats…

LIKES DIRT TREATS!

Aaaaarrrrrggggghhh!……..

“STRANGE CREW” #DerangedViews

(music by Cream)

INTRO CLAPTON GUITAR…

Strange crew…

Kill our Red, White & Blue 🇺🇸😖

She’s a bitch & trouble with anti-Semitic views…
In her own mad mind, she’ll sic gov on Jews…
On Jews…
Cave’s what Schumer’s gonna do…

Strange crew…
Kill what inspires you (American Exceptionalism)…

She’s done some kinda schemin’, messin’ with her roots…
If she don’t watch out, tribe’ll give the boot…
To you (Pocahontas)…
What kind of ‘beer chuggin’ fool are you…

Strange crew…
Kill what free markets grew…

GUITAR 🙂

Up on a bar, in the middle of a ragin’ speech…
He sure makes a scene, his hands cannot be…
Ignored…
Waitress almost got floored!…

Strange dude (douche)…
Kill our Red, White & Blue

STRANGE CREW…….
(Repeat – see 2020 deranged crew)

“Still, NO REASON FOR THE WITCH hunt” #IfAtFirstYouDon’tSucceedTryTryAgain

(music by Donovan)

INTRO GUITAR RIFF….

When I look out my White House window..😳
Many swamp sights to see…
& when I look out my White House window..😳
So many degenerate witch-hunter creeps…
They so deranged😩
So Trump deranged!..
They try to set up ev’ry trick… (squeeze any & all, 81!)
They got crazed members who just bitch… (AhOleC)
They keep on with bogus investigation shit/Schiff 💩
Mmmm..
Still see no reason for this witch…
Still see no reason for this witch…
Still see no reason for this witch… hunt

When I look over my shoulder…
What do you think I see…
Some looney bat stepping over…
The line desperately 😳
& she’s deranged…
So Trump deranged 😩
They tried to set up ev’ry trick…
They got crazed members that just bitch…
It’s just a cover-up for the Pantsuit Bitch…
Mmmm..
Still see no reason for this witch…
Still see no reason for this witch…
Still see no reason for this witch… hunt

(EXCEPT TO COVER-UP OBAMA DEEP STATE ABUSE)

“HAND JIVE”
(music by George Thorogood)

PREZ TRUMP: “well I think he’s got a lot of hand movement.. I’ve never seen so much hand movement.. I said, is he crazy?? or is that just the way he acts??..

INTRO ‘BETA’ GUITAR RIFF….

Mama, mama, look at sweaty Beto…

Doin’ that hand jive, campaign’s a go…

He will save with little sister (AhOleC), mankind…

He warns with that hand jive, we got 12 years time!

HAND JIVE…

HAND JIVE…

HAND JIVE…

DO THAT CRAZY HAND JIVE

“GIVE YA SHELTER” #🇺🇸SecurityStrengthSuccess

(music by The Rolling Stones)

TRUMP 2020

‘Keep 🇺🇸 Great!’

ooh….

MAGA storm been hummin’…

Betterin’ life today…

Said I will give us shelter… (MAGA!)🇺🇸

No way, we’re gonna fade away…. (🇺🇸1st!)

More!…
For our, children!…

It’s what we got today…

It’s what we got today!…

More!…
For our, children!…

It’s what we got today…
We got a lot today!… yeah…

Ooooo….

MAGA Fire is sweepin’…

Our broken streets today…

Burns, with a ‘clean coal’ comeback…

Energy Independence found its way👍

More!…
For our, children!… yeah
It’s what we got today…
It’s what we got today!…
More!…
For our, children!…
It’s what we got today…
We got a lot today!… yeah…

KEITH GUITAR….

Rape!.. murder!..
We’re crackin’ down today…
It’s goin’ down these days…

Rape!.. murder!.. yeah..
The Wall goin’ up today…
Stop border crime these days…

Rape!.. murder!..
The Police we praise today..
Brave ICE we praise today!

Yeah.. yeah.. yeah…

Mmmm

Socialist flood is threat’nin…
Our American way of life today… (life, liberty & pursuit of happiness)
Give ya.. give ya shelter…
Our democracy not gonna fade away… “we will never be a socialist country!”

More!..
For our, children!..
Pride’s what we got today!
Security what we got today!..
JOBS what we got today!
Growth what we got today!..
We got, a lot today!…

I’m drainin’ gov (swamp)… sister..
Regs I just piss away…
Trade deficits I just piss away…
Tax rate I just piss away…
Climate Change deal I just piss away…
Iran Deal I just piss away
piss away.. piss away!..
Yeah….

“DOGS EAT DOG” #ThesePoochesAin’tHouseTrained!🐶💩
(music by Ted Nugent)

Intro ‘Uncle Ted’ GUITAR!🎸

Oooooooooooowwwwww!……..

Sabotage on the DC streets..
Dem OLD guard overturned 😳
They can’t do nothin’, to lead these freaks..
& if they don’t (cave to anti-semitism),
They’ll get berned!😡 (by radical base)…

Crazed women (radical freshman), bustin’ down Rep doors..
Accost more on the spot (even Obama!)..
Nancy best give up & get with what’s in store (socialism)😳
‘Cause if she don’t, her Speakership shot!😩

Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dogs…
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…

Kamikazes on the House of Reps floor..
Swan dive would go economy (93 trillion Green Con)..
Nancy can’t handle, this mad House no more..
They crave that Socialist lunacy 😝👎

Yeah yeah yeah!..

Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…

GUITAR….
Ooooooooowwwww!……..

“BERNIN’ FOR YOU” #FeelTheBern😡2020(Again😩)
(music by Blue Oyster Cult)

Bern out all day🤤….

Bern out all night (ev’rything free!)….

I can’t see no reason Socialism ain’t right….🤤

I’m livin’ for givin’ Karl Marx his due….

& I’m bernin’.. I’m bernin’..

I’ll Bernout on you!😩….

I’M BERNIN’.. I’M BERNIN’..

I’LL BERNOUT AGAIN ON YOU!

(Bernie’s campaign = dumpster fire)

(Bernie supporter = dumpster diver)

“THE LEADER”

(music by Kenny Rogers)

You got to know when to hold ‘em.. (accountable)

Know when to scold ‘em.. (sanctions)

Know when to walk away👋

Know when to stun😳(good deal or no deal)

You never give them money🤑(billions in cash on pallets)

You sit ‘em down at the table.. (& negotiate)

There’ll be time enough for bombin’🚀(little rocket man)

If a deal’s not done 😉

“CHEESEBURGER IN (Green) PARADISE” #&ItAin’tTofu
(music by Jimmy Buffett)

(A hOle C): “2allbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun”

Tryin’ to, amend your carnivorous habits…
Ban ‘em, no more quarter-pound graze 🍔
Lose that steak, throw out feed, eat more sunflower seeds..
Drinkin’ lotsa carrot juice and ‘green-koolaid’…

But at night as we plan these wonderful schemes (New Green Con),

We enjoy some kind of sensuous treat…
Not (Moochelle’s WH garden) zucchini, greenie weenie, or tofu heap,
But a big warm bun, and a huge hunk of meat!

Cheeseburger in (Green) Paradise…

Heaven on earth, with double-standard vice…

Not too particular.. (Green ev’rything!)
Way over priced 🤑

I just want a, Cheeseburger in my Green Paradise 🤢

JUST WANT A, CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE🇺🇸🍔👍

(This ain’t Venezuela.. yet)

“COUP ARE YOU” #WitchHuntersBurnEachOther

(music by The Who)

Coup…… Are You (McCabe)…

coup.. coup.. by you…..

Coup…… Are You (Rosenstein)…

coup.. coup.. by you…..

Coup….. Are You (Comey)…
coup.. coup.. by you…..

Coup….. Are You (Strzok/Page)…
coup.. coup.. by you…..

We set up, special counsel foray,

Top policemen (FBI brass) knew our game (“insurance policy”)…

We said, Trump will go sleep at home tonight (Trump Tower via 25th Amendment),

Yeah I can wire up, record all day… (“they never search me going into WH”)

We launched attack, kept it underground (Deep State Creeps),

& the sleaze (Mueller witch hunt) went on a tear…

I remember (fake news cnn) spreadin’ (collusion, obstruction & dossier) bullshit around,

& Comey preachin’ from his book tour signing chair 🤤

COUP………….

ARE YOU 😝

“HEAD IS BURNING” #GlobalWarmingMoneyShot

(music by Midnight Oil)

INTRO DRIVING SNOW INFERNO…..

The time has come…

To say I care…

To pay earth rent…

To pay world’s share… (greedy American capitalist polluters)

The time has come…

The facts I lack…

Say so long to them…

Let’s climate tax!

How to advance, keep our bullshit churning…

How can I speak, while my head is (freezing😬) I mean, burning!😡

How to advance, keep our bullshit churning

How can I speak, when my head is (freezing ) I mean, burning!

My campaign desert lives and breathes,

In sub-zero degrees

“ENDLESS GOV” #GreenNewCon

(music by Diana Ross & Lionel Richie)

A ‘Degenerate Duet’by Regressives; A. hOle. C.🤮and Bernie Bernout😡

(BERNOUT):

My gov…

There’s no more fossil fuels in our life👍

Renewables, the only thing that’s right 🌈

(AhOleC):

My first gov (1st wacko policy proposal)…

For every breath that we take (green & clean)🤢

For every carbon tax we make 🤑

& we….

We want to share (impose),

All our gov, on you…

No pipelines will do 😒👎

And no fly.. (no fly no fly)🛩👎

High speed rail will get you there! 🚄👍

Ooooh yes!…😉

You no auto… need 🚙👎

Our, Endless Gov……..

Too hard (& lazy)🤤

Too hard, deadbeat, (work) no fun😒

Their life subsidized by everyone…

Forever (cradle to grave)…

We’ll hold (control) you close in my arms (dependence)…

You can’t resist our charms (Berner phone – formerly ObamaPhone, and AhOleC food stamps redeemable at all Mexican restaurants)

Our Gov!… oh yeah
We’ll pay for school (free college tuition), for you!…
We’re sure…
(AhOleC): Tax payers don’t mind…
(Bernout): Whooooa.. we know evil rich don’t mind!

Build new!…
Buildings, the world, all green! (remake every building in the country)
Oh, just know… just know…
Just know, its good.. for you
Our, Endless Gov….

Economy dump dump… dump dump dump dump… dump…..

Oooooh..
Our Gov!… more gov..
We’ll pay for school, for you!…
We’re sure…
Tax payers (slaves) won’t mind…
Whooooa.. damn right suckers won’t mind!

& meds!…
(single-payer system)
It’ll be the only one!….
‘Cause!.. insurance.. can’t deny!…
But healthcare.gov!… long waiting times!…
Poor care give!… it all for you!… (like in Cuba)

Our Gov!.. more gov! more gov!

Our, Endless Gov………..

“FAITH” #InMuellerWeTrust

(music by George Michael)

INTRO ‘CUPCAKE’ RIFF..

(DERANGED PATIENT SNOWFLAKES):

Well, ya bet it will be nice…

When we can crush, then party…

Oh yeah we gonna partay

We got to party, Trump’s through! 🤪

Mmmm
& Trump better think twice…
Before Bob locks his ass away…
‘Cause Bob knows all the games he played,
Because Vlad played them too (COLLUSION)👍

Oooh
We don’t, need no time off, from this emotion (deranged hate)
He won’t let Trump throw our hearts back on the floor (2016💔)
& when, report comes down with,
His demotion! (“impeach 45! impeach 45!”)
Well it takes a strong snowflake baby,
But we’ll be, showin’ Trump the door!

‘Cause, we gotta have FAITH
We gotta have FAITH…
‘Cause we gotta have FAITH a faith a faith…
We gotta have FAITH a faith a faith! ah!

Bobby,
You know not askin’, will he stay…
Demand please, please, please, must go away!
You say he’s gonna get his due…

Each! day,
We hang on every word you say…
Can’t help but think of coming day
Get the mother who lied, take down that loverboy fool (peein’ with Russian hookers)

In store, this river… (a Niagara Falls of collusion evidence)
Becomes an ocean…
Like before (2016), won’t let Trump throw our hearts back on the floor
Oooo oh Bobby,
Also consider…
‘Obstruction’ motion…
Well, indicted ones will hold us,
As we, wait for somethin’ more!

Yes, we gotta have FAITH
Oooo
We gotta have FAITH…
Yeah we gotta have FAITH a faith a faith…
We gotta have FAITH a faith a faith!

“TOLD YOU DUMBASSES SO” GUITAR

“RADICALS” #2020DemAll-Stars

(music by Jefferson Starship)

INTRO Deplorable Drool………

If only you believe, like we believe (in socialism), country 🤤

We’d get by (get elected)…

If only you believe in RADICALS, country… (radicals)

& our lies!….xoxoxoxo….
(REPEAT)

We might have to move, heaven & earth (major voter fraud to get elected),
To impose it on you (socialism), country..
So we’re takin’ gov, and we feel the power..
& we’ll steal the power!
Then there’s really nothing that we can’t do (socialist utopia),
& we want to, country..
We will insist we’re Hollywood stars,
Life be so easy…
All we gotta do,

Is get a lotta votes from you!..

Oh, we’ve screwed so many places (Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore etc),
We’ve broke some things (sanctuary city, states).. (yes we have)
We know, gov is the answer,
Keeps holding 3rd world together (Venezuela)😝
(Socialism) Ain’t nothin’ better 🤗
(Statism) ain’t nothin’ better 👍
Gov has all the answers to our prayers,
Hell, it’s dependence everywhere 👍
Everything we take, how it starts,
Play on fear, give you no say..
Then you’re right where we want ya, (dependent)
With our arms around ya.. (command & control)
Oooohh…. country, country, country..
Gov is the magic word.. yeah 🙂
Few over (many), bind for a lifetime.. (see Cuba)
& from the very first hook of our lies,
We play you, “things so bad must restart!”..
Only our party will impart.. (free stuff)
This is so easy, so easy..
You get a taste of our surreal world, (fair share, 1%er’s, occupy, reparations, class war, race-bait)
Then we come down on you! fools.. (bye bye free-market) 🙂

If only you believe, like we believe (in Socialism), country…

We’d get by (get elected)…

If only you believe in RADICALS, country… (radicals)

& our lies!…..xoxoxo…..
(REPEAT)

You will hear windmills and rainbows,
Whenever you’re listenin’ to me (‘GREEN CON DEAL’)
I feel like swirling & dancin’ (A.hOle.C around The Capitol building),
As long as you’re supporting me..
You’ll cripple like a damned river, when we ‘touch you’ (real real late-term abortion),
When we pluck your baby like a string..
When it’s done growin’ inside ya.. (Infanticide)
NO baby!
Yeah! baby, baby, baby, baby,
Oh yeah, infanticide’s alright..

Country, we’re sure screwin’ at new heights (90% tax),
Ev’rytime ‘occupy’, let ‘rich’ cry..
Pretty please, tax hike on ’em..
That’s how we like it
You can really believe it, with us,
It’s like having ev’ry liberal dream we ever wanted,
Come true!
You pick up our vibes,
You know we’ll open your eyes..
‘Cause we’re still schemin’, yeah! yeah yeah
& you’re right where we want ya..
With our arms around ya….

If only you believe, like we believe (in Socialism), country…

We’d get by (get elected)…

If only you believe in RADICALS, country… (radicals)

& our lies!……xoxoxo…..xoxoxo………
(REPEAT)

“SQUEEZE PLOT” #WitchHuntHailMary😳

(music by The Who)

TOWNSHEND GUITAR….

Mueller’s got a squeeze plot,

He swears he’ll arrest

& when no collusion is shown,

CNN haters won’t give him no rest!😫

‘Cause he’s displayin’ biased might😤 (abusin’ power)

& entrappin’ all in sight (w/ process crimes)😧

Mueller’s got a squeeze plot,

Manafort never sleeps all night (woke in early morn raid)😳

Well, Michael Cohen freaked,
& Mike Flynn can’t beat..
There’s no escape (no truth in) from the dossier,
& the FISA cheats

‘Cause he’s displayin’ biased might
& entrappin’ all in sight..
Mueller’s got a squeeze plot,
Manafort never sleeps all night!

Witch hunt goes, on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on…
But no collusion in sight..
& Prez Trump was so right
Mueller’s got a squeeze plot,
Dems a little impeachment light!

Roger Stone goes,
“squeeze me….
come on & squeeze me….
come on & squeeze me like you do,
It’s so exposin’ you”

Mueller’s got a squeeze plot,
Justice gonna come alright!

“WAITIN’ ON A FIEND” #WeWillNotCave!
(music by The Rolling Stones)

INTRO KEITH GUITAR….

Oooo…oooo…ooo…ooo..oooo….oooooo…….

Watchin’ Dems go flushin’ by..
Sincerity ain’t their latest thing.. (border barrier/Immigration hypocrisy)
I’m just stayin’ in the White House.. (waitin’ to negotiate)
I’m just tryin’ to make commonsense..
As shutdown days go passin’ by..
The (fake news) tales they tell of me..
I’m not waitin’ on a lady.. (she’s neither that nor a “master legislator”)
I’m just waitin’ on a fiend…

Oooh..
A Hawaiian vaca relieves, her heart deceives..
Remember what I said.. (“your excursion is postponed, stay in town & negotiate!)

I’m not waitin’ on a lady…

I’m just waitin’ on a fiend…

I’m just waitin’ on a fiend…
I’m just waitin’ on a fiend…
I’m just waitin’ on a fiend…

ooooo….oooo…ooo..ooooo…ooo…ooooo……

yeah! yeah!….

Won’t kick can more!
I won’t cede or lose..
Won’t be security least..
‘Cause we, need something steel & high too.. (BUILD THE WALL!)
We need borders, must protect!..

Oooh..
Makin’ gov and breakin’ DACA hearts,
It is a game Cryin’ Chuck & Nancy use..

But I’m not waitin’ on these ladies.. (I will declare ‘national emergency’)

I’m not waitin’ on these fiends….

I’M NOT WAITIN’ ON THESE FIENDS!

“NOT LEAVIN’ ON OUR JET PLANE” #CoDelNoDel😫

(music by John Denver)

You’re not, leavin’…

On our jet plane…

Don’t know when you’ll fly off again🤔

(maybe after border wall funded)😉

No Speaker babe, you cannot go….

(or go on your own dime)

“LET’S WORK TOGETHER” (Trump to the Haters & Obstructionists)

(music by Canned Heat)

INTRO GUITAR….

Together, WALL stands 👍

Divided, your call.. (keep ‘er shutdown)

Come on now sheeple (new House Dems)🤤

Let’s, govern for all…

& work together..

Come on, come on,

Let’s work together👍

Now, now sheeple,
Because together WALL will stand,
Ev’ry boy, ev’ry girl, are a fans

Sheeple, when things go wrong (like your 2016 coronation),
As they sometimes will (“insurance policy” witch hunt hoax)..
And the, fake-news you babble,
It says, you all shills..

Let’s work together..
Come on, come on,
Let’s work together.. uh huh
You know together we will stand (KEEP AMERICA GREAT!)
Ev’ry Snowflake, Cupcake, and Girlie-Man…. (who shave their legs w/ a Gillette)

Oh well now, two or three more weeks,
Two or three months.. (Shut ‘er down!)
What does it matter now (to rest of nation outside beltway bubble),
In, this DC town of ours..

Let’s work together..
Come on, come on,
Let’s work together..
(now now sheeple)
Because together we will stand,
Ev’ry Snowflake, ev’ry Cupcake and man….

aawwee c’mon!…

GUITAR TEAMWORK….

Awe c’mon let’s get it together schmucks!..

Well now, make citizens happy,

Make Americans smile..

Let’s all work together,

& Make, America Great for a long while!

Let’s work together..
Come on, come on,
Let’s work together..

(now now sheeple)
Because together we will stand (KEEP AMERICA GREAT!)
Ev’ry Snowflake, Cupcake, and Gillette Girlie-Man

Oh well now, come on you sheeple..

Walk hand in hand..

Let’s secure this country of ours..

A, border wall must stand 👍

& work together..
come on, come on,
Let’s work together..
(now now sheeple)
Because together WALL will stand,
Ev’ry LEGAL boy, girl, woman & a man..

Aaaaahhh suck it!…

Well now together we will stand,
Ev’ryone be an American fan!

(& ev’ryone not an American fan, be damned – see above)

“TALK TO ME” #TalkWithCountry🇺🇸
(music by Stevie Nicks)

(PRESIDENT TRUMP Oval Office Address):

I can see, we’re thinkin’ ‘bout the same thing (Illegal border entry)..

Yes I see, your expression at what it brings😠

We all know, there’s an invasion happenin’ here…

There’s no sense, in dancin’ round this life & death subject..
This wound gets worse, when it’s treated with neglect (see Obama, Dems & past Admin’s)
Well, got to turn around (National Emergency!),
There’s a lot here to fear (drugs, gangs, human trafficking!)…..

(AMERICAN CITIZENS):

You can talk to me!…

Talk security… 🇺🇸

You can talk humanity… 👍

You can set up legally… 😉

Dems dusty words, lyin’, playin’ politics..
Truth seldom heard, well, media keeps dark secrets..
Women & children locked inside (sexually abused & trafficked),
Hidden, out of view… (“mouths taped & snatched up”)

(CRYIN’ CHUCK & NANCY ‘hostage video’):
Well, he is all blowhard,
It is all “manufactured” bluff..
Well, we’ve shown you our true cards,
So don’t expect too much! 😠
We must hide your hurt (citizens dying)😞
‘Cause a closed/secure border simply will not do!…

(AMERICAN CITIZENS):

You spew hypocrisy… 🤮

Is true emergency (Dems are clowns now)😝

You just set illegal felons free! (sanctuary) ☠️

T..t..talk is cheap….

SAX SOLO 🎷

(PREZ T):

Though we stay, face to face, dug in deep,
More (many), voices say, on border ground build many feet (& it just got 10ft taller!)👍
The Wall runs high, Cryin’ Chuck wails, with swelling tears 😢😪😰😭
Oh let our Wall shut down,
Stop border crime spree!..
They can’t break our bounds,
Must come LEGALLY!..
You can lose all doubt,
‘Cause they’ll find no sanctuary here…

(AMERICAN CITIZENS):
You can talk to me…

Talk security… 🇺🇸
(Dems are clowns now)

You can talk humanity… 👍

You can set up legally… 😉

(PREZ TRUMP):
Well I can see your expression at what this brings 😠
& I can see that we’re thinkin’ ‘bout the same thing 🤔
Need our border hard.. 👊🏻
Our agents are tough.. 💪
Well no more breakin’ all our seams and gettin’ through…

Well I will secure country…

Well I will secure country… 👍

Liberty, yeah! 🇺🇸

A. hOle. C. #LikeAmerica’sGottaLikePayIt’sFairShareRight?
(music by AC/DC)

INTRO ANGUS GUITAR…..

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi…

See her cry out in her conquest, 😫
Of our, American Dream..
Out for all that she can get (confiscatory tax rate for starters),
Venezuelans know what she means 😖
Marxists to the left of her,
Liberal sheeple to the right🤤
First take our guns,
Then squash our Rights,
She’ll control your life….

‘Cause she’s,
A. hOle. C. 😳
Freedom’s termite..

A. hOle. C. 🤤
Socialism ignite!

A. hOle. C. 😳
She want power gov grow..

A. hOle. C. 😡
Free Market implode!….

Profit’s dirty, mean, & whitey’s pure greed,
Trump’s an evil rich man..
Capitalism’s public enemy #1,
Millennials understand 🤤
She’ll lock up your oil,
Lock up coal tight..
Stop all gas fracking,
‘Green New Deal’ is right 🤮
This commie’s in DC town..
She’ll “spread the wealth around!”….

‘Cause She’s,

A. hOle. C. 😳
Freedom’s termite..

A. hOle. C. 🤤
Socialism ignite!

A. hOle. C. 😳
She want power gov grow..

A. hOle. C. 😡
Free Market implode!

“BEAST OF BURDEN” #I’llAlwaysBeYours🇺🇸💪

(music by The Rolling Stones)

Intro KEITH 🎸

I’ll always be your beast of burden..

Bring back & strong🇺🇸..

Success a certain👍..

All I want, is for sure to make gov tiny (de-reg, cut tax)..

I’ll always be your beast of burden..

Our allies smile😁(Kurds)

Our enemies are hurtin’😫(isis maggots)

All I want, is for sure to make gov (military) scarey 😳

(PEACE THRU STRENGTH!)😠

Yeah, I’m hard enough👍

(double thick skin)

Yeah, I’m rough enough👍

(‘Tweet Fightin’ Man’)

Yeah, I’m rich enough👍

(self-funded)

I’m much inclined, to lead! (from the front!)…

(America🇺🇸1st!)

I’ll always be your beast of burden..

So let’s come home (from endless war),

& update curtains (new infrastructure)..

Groovin’ to talk-radio (Rush, Quinn, Bongino)..

Come all citizens, give sweet 2020 love to me 😘

(KEEP AMERICA GREAT!)😍

Yeah, I’m hard enough👍
(double thick skin)

Yeah, I’m rough enough
(‘Tweet Fightin’ Man’)

Yeah, I’m rich enough
(self-funded)

I’m much inclined, to lead! (from the front!)…
(MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!)

Oh MAGA mister 🇺🇸👍
Gritty, gritty, gritty, gritty boy..
I’m a gritty, gritty, such a gritty, gritty, gritty, gritty boy..
C’mon country,
I’ll please, please ya, please…

I’ll tell ya,
You all put me in..
No retreat..
Put me in,
We don’t lose, just achieve👍
Just keep me in, keep me in..
Keep me in for victory! 🇺🇸😉

Yeah..

All TDS sickness🤪
I can suck it up 💪
Throw fake-news all at me🤮
I can shrug it off 💪
There’s one thing country,
That they don’t understand🤔
You keep on telling me, (approval 🚀)
That I’m your kind of man 😉
(PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT)

Yeah, I’m rough enough… ooo..

Yeah, I’m tough enough…

Yeah, I’m rich enough…
Strong gov enough…

Oo ooh I’m pleased (& honored to serve)…

I’ll always be your beast of burden…

I’ll always be your beast of burden…

Always, always, always, always, always, always, always be…

I’ll always be your beast of burden…..

“SOMEDAY” NEVER COMES!… #ResponsibleWithdrawl

(music by CCR)

Intro DRUM & GUITAR….

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):

The first thing I remember, was askin’ Barock why?..

For there, were many years he let ISIS grow 😝

& Barry always smiled, the leading-from-behind man..

Sayin’ someday, y’all 🇺🇸 fall as planned…

Well I’m here to support you now, each and every soldier son..

& we’re gonna pull out fast,

& gonna not be dumb..

‘Cause “someday”… NEVER COMES!……

Well blood & treasure went bye👋

& victory wasn’t a must..

For there, were many things (ROE rules of engagement)

To which Bacrock said, “no”..

When Obama went away, he said, I tried to be a man..

But washed away, went his castles in the sand (legacy)👎

Well, I’m here to support you now,
Each and every soldier son..
& we’re gonna pull out fast,
& gonna not be dumb..

‘cause, “Someday”…
HAS FINALLY COME! 🇺🇸👍

“NOW OR NEVER” #RonaldReaganIsStillWaiting
(music by ELVIS)

It’s now or never…

Build bold, new heights…

Funding my darling… (No-Wall-Nancy)

Shutdown alright 😉

Tomorrow…

Dems legislate 😝

It’s now or never🤔

The WALL we make 👍

(& it just got 10ft taller)

When I first promised you…

Many miles, defend her 🇺🇸

To stop and capture…

Our law not surrendered..

We’ve spent a lifetime (many admin’s)

But never the right time😢

Now that it’s clear (citizens dying!)😠

The time is here,

NO MAS!

It’s now or never!…
Build bold, new heights👍
Funding my darling🤑😘
Shutdown alright👍
Tomorrow…
Dems legislate😝
It’s now or never…
The WALL we make😉
(& it just got 10ft taller)

BUILD THE WALL!🇺🇸👍

BUILD THE WALL!🇺🇸👍

BUILD THE WALL!🇺🇸👍

“LAME JAMES” #DOMDirector(DiarrheaOfMouth)🤮

(music by Jefferson Starship)

INTRO ‘LYIN’ & LEAKIN’ GROOVE….

James, you say pulled one over, on General Flynn.. yeah..

There’s was a time when gov was a, (Trump in transition)

No time for lettin’ ‘em be.. no..

James you played a game called,

Called entrapment by its real name..

Makin’ believe that you just sent agents to hang!…

Aaahh so Lame!

James, you played a game, covered up Hill’s sins.. your girl..

Instead of lockin’ away and askin’,

Why deletin’? (like others w/ classified info)🤔

You’re a rat, not a mouse..

(Rat not a mouse!) 🐀

From behind ‘closed door’ your, memos leak out (off record)..

Don’t you pretend you don’t know, what they’re (congress committee) talkin’ about… (“I DON’T RECALL” 245 X)

Were, all those leaks, you sent to professor..

Hey hey..

Only because, you thought you knew better..

Trump’s gotta go!…

James, you’re playin’ a game..

Sayin’ it lame..

Prayin’ for fame!….

DEPLORABLES GUITAR…..

Oh James you were playin’ a game of hide (cover for Crooked H), and go seek (target Trump)..

James, you’re sayin’ justice done,

But truth, you’re a biased creep..

Yes you are 😝

Lame, Lame, James..

Your a 💩stain on country!😝 yeah

Lame, Lame, James..

It’s so plain to see!

Lame, Lame, James..

Lame he’s Lame he’s Lame he’s Lame he’s James…

Lame, Lame, James..

He’s a droolin’ Comey, Comey, Comey 🤤🤤🤤

Lame, Lame, James 😝….

LORDY, WHAT A DOUCHEBAG

“LIVE LIKE YOU WERE” #CommieSympathizin’
(music by Tim McGraw)

(COMRADE COWPOKE TIMMY – Chorus):

“Man what the F you doin’??”

Tim says,

I went south, flyin’.. (of Miami)

I went, Totalitarian idolizin’.. (on tour)

I went, Memorial Day Weekend trekkin’..
(“Walk in the footsteps of Hemingway and Obama in Old Havana”)

With a ghoul named Prez Raul..

& I loved, (Che Guevara) deeper..

& I spoke, (of Communism) sweeter..

& I gave forgiveness, while Cuban citizens were dyin’..

& like Fidel said, some day I hope you’ll take a stance (like Comrade Obama did),

To Live Like You Were Commie sympathiiiiiizin’…

“NO SLEEP ‘TIL MOSCOW” #TargetIndividual1
(music by Beastie Boys)

NO! SLEEP! ‘TIL! 😳

GUITAR…. 🎸

MOSCOW!…… 🇷🇺😉

Foot on the pedal,

Never ever fair settle!..

Witch hunt burnin’ hotter,

Trump boil in kettle 🔥🧙‍♂️

My job, a hit job,

It’s a damn good crime..

TrumpTower to Kremlin,
I’m runnin’ this slime 🤮

Documentation, (bogus dossier)

Tainted investigation, (biased witch hunt hoax)

Biased Boys plea intimidation.. (17 Angry Dems)😠

Sketchy trigger lingers, (bogus dossier)
Not a stable FISA fable!..🤥
I do what I do best, (witch hunts)🧙‍♀️
Because I’m willing & able!.. (Unlimited/Undefined Rosenstein mandate) 🙂
Lots ‘o fakin’,
His money Vlad takin’,🤑
Goin’ year to year,
Just watch all his cronies quakin’..😳
We’re all on the job, spyin’ all the time,👀
My Biased Boys no way pardon,
Trump frickin’ won’t survive!.. 😵

NO! SLEEP! ‘TIL!.. 😳

Another claim,
Another frame,
Another throttle turn of blame.. (election stolen)
Another girl, (hookers)💋
Another sight, (peeing)
Another Deep State strike!.. (dirty dossier)💩
Our President’s crazy,🤪
He always obstructs us..
He’s got his own room (in Moscow hotel),
Where the hookers all gush! 😍
Builds around the world,
He rocks (w/ Oligarchs) around the clock!..⏰
Vlad to hotel (personal penthouse),😏
Trumps on his (BLEEP!)🤭
We’re trashing Trump deals,
Like it’s goin’ out of style..
Gettin’ aides along the way,😪
‘Cause there’s no collusion to file!.. 😦
Flynn cops to more,
Comey trap was core..🐀
Manafort’s on his back,
Because solitary’s a bore!..
We got a slam & a dunk,
Hush money in a stack..💵
With hype (fake news) out in front,🤮
& SDNY (Southern District of New York) on attack! 👍

NO! SLEEP! ‘TIL!😴

NO! SLEEP! 😴
‘TIL MOSCOW!…. 🤤

NO! SLEEP! 😴
‘TIL MOSCOW!…. 🤣

“STUCK IN THE MIDDLE” #TensePence 😑
(music by Stealers Wheel)

INTRO ‘STATUE-GROOVE’….

(VP TENSE):
Well, I don’t know why I sit here on site… 🤔 (Oval Office WWE battleground)

I got the feelin’ there’s gonna be a fight… 😠

I look so scared, encased, tied to my chair… 🤐

So I’ll just sit here all stone-faced and stare… 😐

Clown (Cryin’Chuck) to the left of me, 😥

Joker (‘Tinkler’) to the right, 😛

Here I am, stuck in the middle won’t move….. 😴

“HAPPY TOGETHER”😠

(music by The Turtles)

(CROOKED HILLARY):

Can’t imagine me and you,

In pew..

I curse about you day & night, 😡

Your sleazy slight..

To know it was my turn to gov,

It was My Right! 😫

SO HAPPY TOGETHER!…😖

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):

Yeah I should light you up (on twitter),

Now’s not the time..

But I’ll say you were wrong to lead,

(2020) don’t waste your time..

Imagined how your seat would be,

Way down the line 😉

SO HAPPY TOGETHER! 👍

(BAROCK ‘Selfie Star’ OBAMA):

I can’t see me lovin’ nobody but me, 🤩

For all my life!…

When your (cameras are focused) on me,

Baby (CNN) my lies won’t make news 👍

For all my life! (Legacy cover) 😉

(1st LADY MELANIA):

Me for you (America),

& you can count on me 👍

No matter how they (critics) get cross & trite,

We will succeed 😍

The only one for me is all of you,

You can count on me 😘

SO HAPPY TOGETHER!

(PREZ SLICK WILLIE):

I can’t see me lovin’ nobody but interns,😘

For the rest of my life!..
When they’re with me,
Baby their dresses, white on blue
But not my wife!…

(PROUD MOOCHELLE):
Me & me,
& you for me 👍
What matters is my many gripes,
Tell what to eat! 🥦🥕🥒🥑
The only one for me is me, 🍟🍔🍕🍰😉
& shopping sprees (not at Target)

SO HAPPY TOGETHER!

(PREZ CARTER):
Ba ba ba ba!… ba ba.. baa… ba baba ba… ba!.. baaa….
baaa.. ba ba ba!… ba ba baba baaaa!….

SO HAPPY TOGETHER!….

SO HAPPY TOGETHER!….

AS COLD AS THE WEATHER!

SO HAPPY TOGETHER!…. 🤣😂

“DESPERADO” #CollusionDelusion

(music by The Eagles)

Desperado….

You’ll never come to your senses…

You been out huntin’ wenches (witches),

For so long, now (2 yrs & counting!)…

Oh, you’re a partisan…

We know that you got your reasons (agenda: Crooked Hillary/Obama Deep State cover up/crimes)…

This thing (hoax) that ain’t pleasin’ you (NO COLLUSION)…

Gonna boomerang & how 😉

Did you draw the porn queen with diamonds (hush money) boy,

She’ll (BLEEP!) you, she’s sure able 💋

& that queer of smarts 🤤(Creepy Porn Lawyer Avenutti),

Was never a good bet…

Now it seems to me some slimey things, (dirty dossier)

Have been made up in your fable…

& you only want the one, (Spygate – target Trump)

That you can’t get…..

D E S P E R A D O 😫😢😤😠🤯

“RUN RUN HILLARY” #2020GiftThatKeepsOnGiving

(music by Chuck Berry, Intro music by Elmo & Patsy)

HILLARY GOT RUN OVER, FLAT ON HER REAR…
STUMBLIN’ HOME FROM CAMPAIGN, ELECTION EVE…
SHE CAN SAY THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS MAGA…
BUT AS FOR ME & ‘THE DONALD’ WE BELIEVE…

Intro ‘FATHER of ROCK n’ ROLL’ Riff… 🎸

Out of all the DemocRATS you know you’re the master-slime… 🤮

Run, run Hillary, Biden’s 🤡 not too far behind…

Run, run Hillary, Schumer 😢 needs you to make it to town…

She’s got Bernie worried, fearin’ she will take the Socialists down 😡 …

Run, run Hillary, yeah she campaignin’ and a fallin’ down… 🤕

Said Pelosi to a Lib child (adult), “what have you been longing for?”…🤔

“All I want for election is a ‘progressive’ & Globalist in charge…

& then away went Hillary, whinin’ with fool Hollywood stars 😫…

Run, run Hillary, Schumer 😢 needs you to make it to town…

She’s got Bernie worried, fearin’ she will take the Socialists down 😡 …

Run, run Hillary, campaignin’ and a fallin’ down… 🤕

CHUCK GUITAR 🎸 😉

Run, run Hillary, Schumer 😢 needs you to make it to town…
She’s got Bernie worried, fearin’ she will take the Socialists down 😡 …
Run, run Hillary, she campaignin’ and a fallin’ down… 🤕

Said Pelosi to a girl (I’m With Her) child, “what would you like most to get?”…🤔

“I want a female prez doll that can (gender) cry, scream & ‘women’s card’ bet”…

& away went Hillary, a schemin’ faux suffragette…

Run, run Hillary, Schumer 😢 needs you to make it to town…
She’s got Bernie worried, fearin’ she will take the Socialists down 😡 …
Run, run Hillary, she campaignin’ and a fallin’ down… 🤕

“HER FINAL COUNTDOWN”

(music by Europe)

INTRO BALLOT BOX STUFFING RIFF…….

She’s piecing together….. (vote boxes in car trunks & closets)

For Bill (Nelson), not farewell…..

& Gillum, a comeback…..

Legal votes, GO TO HELL!….

I guess there are Republicans she can blame…..

Marc Elias (Clinton scumbag lawyer) on the ground…..
(Dems now gaining ground!) 🙂

The count will never be the same again!…..

It’s her – FINAL COUNTDOWN!……

“BACK WITH THE GAVEL AGAIN”

(music by Gene Autry)

(COWPOKE PELOSI):

I’m back with the gavel again..🤠

Leading, all my loony friends..🤪

Where the liberal babble seethes, 😤 (impeach 45!)😫

On goes lowly “resist” sleeze,😡

Back with the gavel again 🙃….

Rammin’ through votes once more.. (have to pass it to see what’s in it)😝

Stokin’ division & hordes..😠(MOBS not jobs)👍

Now your “crumbs” are in my sights, 🧐

& the ACA Law is right, (still lost your doctor)🤕

Back with the gavel again 🙃

Whoopi-ty-aye-oh…

Blockin’ Trump & growth..🙃

Back with the gavel again 👑

Whoopi-ty-aye-yay…

I got my say.. 🤮

Back with the gavel again 🤗

I’m back with the gavel again.. 👑
Leading, all my loony friends.. 🤪
Where the liberal babble seethes, 😤 (impeach 45!)😫
On goes lowly “resist” sleeze, 😡
Back with the gavel again 🙃

Rammin’ through votes once more.. 😝 (have to pass it to see what’s in it)
Stokin’ division & hordes.. 😠 (MOBS not jobs) 👍
Now your “crumbs” are in my sights, 🧐
& the ACA Law is right, (still lost your doctor) 🤒
Back with the gavel again 🙃

Whoopi-ty-aye-oh…
Blockin’ Trump & growth.. 🙃
Back with the gavel again 👑
Whoopi-ty-aye-yay…
I got my say.. 🤮
Back with the gavel again 🙃

“DIRTY DEEDS” #DeepStateCreeps
(music by AC/DC)

INTRO ANGUS GUITAR RIFF….

(BACROCK OBAMA):

If you’re, havin’ trouble with this vile fool Prez..

He’s callin’ you fake news…

Set up, investigate, then impeach…

Is what we gonna do..

Wire up his phone, spy on at home..
Leak it all the time…

Just write (Comey memo to self):
“he’s sick – abhor – he’s sick – help!”

I’ll lead the strife & slime!…

Dirty Deeds… Deep-State Creeps!
Dirty Deeds… Dems in deep!
Dirty Deeds… Deep-State Creeps!

Dirty Deeds done by Deep-State Creeps… ooh

Dirty Deeds done by Deep-State Creeps… 😦

We got problems in our life now with gov,

Trump will break my legacy apart…

Been double dealin’ with my deep state friends,

Now’s when Repub inquiries start… (stonewall em fellas)
Hide Strzok/Page texts on phone!
Smash, bleach bit, disown!..

On Manafort make a social call… (3AM home raid)
Bust right in (on his wife in nightgown),
& put squeeze on him,
We’ll have ourselves a cabal!

Dirty Deeds… Deep-State Creeps!
Dirty Deeds… Dems in deep!
Dirty Deeds… Deep-State Creeps!

Dirty Deeds done by Deep-State Creeps… ooh

Dirty Deeds done by Deep-State Creeps… 😦

ANGUS ‘Down-N-Dirty’ GUITAR!….

Now we, got an outsider and we want him gone,
(Impeach 45! 😫 impeach 45! 😫)
‘Cause he’s kickin’ our butts…
He keeps on tweetin’ at us night & day,
Enough to drive us Libs nuts 😫 (TDS)
Wire up his phone, bug him at home..
Last time, ‘spygate’ was the plan…
For a fee (12 million),
Steele & Russians were happy to be 🙂
FISA Court backdoor plan!….

Dirty Deeds… Deep-State Creeps!
Dirty Deeds… Dems in deep!
Dirty Deeds… Deep-State Creeps!

Dirty Deeds done by Deep-State Creeps… yeah..

Dirty Deeds done by Deep-State Creeps… ooh..

UNMASKINGS…

DOSSIER…

FISA ABUSE!
Done by Creeps!

LEAKINGS…

SPYGATE…

WIRE WEAR!
Done by Creeps!

Ooh Dirty Deeds…
Ya know that’s Rats gonna do..

Done by Creeps!

Dirty Deeds…
Dirty Deeds!
Dirty Deeds!

Dems are creeps! 😦

Aaaaarrrrrrggghh!….

“Workin’ For USMCA”
(music by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

INTRO Big Wheelin’ Dealin’ GUITARS…

Aaaarrrrrrrrr!…..

Oooh,

Many years (decades!) of dumb schmucks,
Breakin’ down prosperity…

To the China border,
Yeah, up through NAFTA tragedy…

Lost work and every factory you can name,
Mister every trade deal wrong 😦

Along come Mr. Yankee builder,
Sayin’, this sure ain’t what we want!

Need you both to renegotiate our contract…

Need you both to sign today!…

Gonna bring back lots of money (& JOBS!)…

Workin’ for USMCA!…

“CARAVAN ADVANCE” #MobMeetMilitary

(music by Bruce Socialist Springsteen & the Commie Street Band)

INTRO ‘Mexican Street Shuffle’…

Well, there it moves buddy,
Just a streamin’ in the sun…

Dare to reach our border land,

Cross & stay & run (catch & release) 😝👎

They gonna pack their pa,

& they gonna pack their aunts (chain migration)😝👎

We’re gonna break it down,
Stop this caravan advance!

America wins,
Real high wall in the dirt (& it just got ten feet taller!)👍

Rises just like a little bit of Law & Order,
Defend our earth 🇺🇸

Well buddy when it stalls,
Turn those bodies, send ‘em back…

Another Dem ploy to the junkyard,
Goes their caravan attack!🤣

Caravan!…

Caravan!…

Long & dark… (filled with unknown Middle Easterners)
MS13 in the back…

Open Up… (Central America)

Them borders let out more…

Tearin’ up the highway, like a big ol’ Dem eyesore! 😝

TRUMP GETS MORE OF A CARAVAN WAITING IN LINE AT HIS RALLIES

“SURFIN’ U.S.A.” #CatchARedWaveDude🏄‍♂️🤙

(music by The Beach Boys)

Intro GUITAR 🎸Riff…

Yeah everybody has a notion…

Across the USA 🇺🇸…

& everybody be votin’…

For big Red tidal wave…

You see Trump wearin’ tailored baggies…

MAGA hat, shades too… 😎

A bushy bushy blonde hairdo…

Surfin’ USA 🇺🇸👍

You’ll catch ’em surfin’ in Wilkes-Barre (PA)…
(landslide.. landslide.. USA)

Virginia county lines (VA & WV)…
(landslide.. landslide.. BigRedWave)

Newport News (VA), and Drexel (MO)…
(landslide.. landslide.. USA)

Arizona’s Skull Valley…
(landslide.. landslide.. BigRedWave)

All over Manhattan (KS)…
(landslide.. landslide.. USA)
& down now DC way (White House)…
(landslide.. landslide.. BigRedWave)

Everybody’s gone surfin’ 🏄‍♂️…
Votin’ Big Red Wave! 🤙🇺🇸

We’ll all be turnin’ out & pullin’ through…

Keep economy goin’ boom! 😁 👍

Trump’s whackin’ down those Dem hordes… 🐀

He can’t wait for 2020 Lib Loons 🤪…

He’s been rallyin’ all summer… ☀️

He’s barnstormin’ everyday… 💪

Tell swamp creatures it’s certain… 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

Reassertin’ USA 🇺🇸👍

Cincinnati and Miami (OH)…
(landslide.. landslide.. USA)

Pacific (MO), Palisade (NV)…
(landslide.. landslide.. BigRedWave)

Manistee to Marlette (MI)…
(landslide.. landslide.. USA)

Villano Beach (FLA), Horse Cave (KY)…
(landslide.. landslide.. BigRedWave)

All over Dakota’s (NORTH & SOUTH)…
(landslide.. landslide.. USA)

In Wisconsin’s Green Bay…
(landslide.. landslide.. BigRedWave)

Everybody’s gone surfin’ 🏄‍♂️…
Votin’ Big Red Wave! 🤙🇺🇸

MAGA KEYS & GUITAR….

Everybody’s gone votin’…
Surfin’ USA 🇺🇸 …
Everybody’s gone votin’ …
Supportin’ USA 😉 …
Everybody’s gone votin’ …
Surfin’ Big Red Wave 🏄‍♂️🇺🇸🤙

Ha ha ha… Wipe Out! 😉

“DOUBLE STANDARD” #LiberalHypocritters 🐭

(music by Foreigner)

INTRO GUITAR!….

Feel it’s down n dirty,

Feel it’s kinda mean….

DemocRats accuse others of their own sleaze!….

Each time they spew a good slime,
All the time they bait…. 😝

They could never stick around, if they played it straight!….

Filled with lies, is their Double Standard….

Gross disguise, is their Double Standard….

Oooohh! 🙂

When they feel threatened by me…

It’s always hypocrisy…

Their Double Standard hits for all to see…

“FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES” #LibDemMOBs

(music by Garth Brooks)

(BERNIE BERNOUT 😡):

Blame it all on his roots,(liberal indoctrinated nut Feelin’ The Bern)

He showed up to shoot,

& ruined their baseball affair…

Barock was the first one to stoke, (Ferguson, Baltimore)

First to provoke,

Angry Dem Mobs, told to ‘Occupy’ 💩 there…

& Antifa loves to surprise (ambush),

& see fear in Conservatives eyes 😳

When they break glass & trash their campaigns…

& Strzok/Page toasted (texted) rude,

Said Andy’s (McCabe) “Insurance policy”, Trump is through,

But all Avenatti does is complain!……

(Dem Judicial Committee CHORUS):

‘Cause, I’ve got friends in low places,

They’re all frisky clowns, 🤡 (John Kerry)

& with fear chases, opposin’ views away..

& Identity Politics is OK 👍

Yeah, we’re all big on ‘social justice’ graces,

Like to beat ‘em down, 😵

and get up in their faces, (Spartacus war cry)🤪

Oh, I’ve got friends, in low places…….

(Diane ‘DIE FI’ Feinstein):

Well I guess I held Ford’s letter too long, 🤫

‘Cause Kavanaugh just don’t belong,

But then, we’ve played dirty before… 😉

Everything is a fight,

Trump ‘Hollywood Star’ jackhammered each night,

& De Niro shows himself to be a violence whore 👊🏻(I’d like to punch Trump in the face!)

Hey, Eric Holder says get mean 😠(kick ‘em),

& Mad Maxine 👹 says cause a big scene 😤(get in their face!),

Just make Republicans cower & bend…

Pocahontas’s cheekbones as high as her whining for power, 😫

& Crooked ‘cannot be civil’ Hillary ain’t packin’ it in! 🤤…….

(Fake News Media CHORUS):

‘Cause, I’ve got friends in low places,

They’re all frisky clowns 🤡(Bozo Biden),

& with fear chases, opposin’ views away..

& Socialism’s OK 😝(Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)

Hell, we’re all big on ‘social justice’ graces,

Like to beat ‘em down, 😵

& get up in their faces, (Spartacus war cry)🤪

Oh, I’ve got friends, in low places….

(Resister/Anarchist CHORUS):
‘Cause I’ve got friends in low places,
They’re all frisky clowns,

(Anthony ‘Carlos Danger’ Weiner)✊
& with fear chases, opposin’ views away..
& Class War is OK…. (Fauxcahontas)

Yeah, we’re all big on ‘social justice’ graces,
Like to beat ’em down,
& get up in their faces! (Spartacus war cry)
Oh, I’ve got friends, in low places……

(Hollywood Celeb Pukes ):
I’ve got friends in low places,
They’re all frisky clowns, (Andy Cuomo)
& with fear chases, opposin’ views away.. (citizens flee NY)
& Race Baitin’s OK…. (Don What-A-Lemon)

Hell, we’re all big on ‘social justice’ graces,
Like to beat ’em down,
& get up in their faces! (Spartacus war cry)

Oh, I’ve got friends.. in low places…..

(REPEAT WHILE ‘BLUE WAVE’ FLUSHES DOWN DRAIN)

“NO REASON FOR THE WITCH hunt”
(music by Donovan)

Intro GUITARs…

(PREZ TRUMP):
When I look out my White House window…

Many sleights to see…

& when I look out this White House window…

So many DemocRATs, much sleaze…

They deranged!…

So Trump deranged!…

They’ve tried to set up ev’ry trick…

They’ve tried to cover up for the bitch…

They’ve tried to make up dossier shit…

Mmmm,
can’t see no reason for this witch! (hunt)…

There be no reason for this witch! (hunt), yeah…

There be no reason for the Witch (hunt)……

“The HUSTLE” #DemocRATDelay&ResistShuffle
(music by Van McCoy)

Ooooooo…..ooo…ooo….oooooohhhh…….
Dems Do It!..

Oooo…..ooo…oooo….ohhhhh…….
Dems Do It!…..

Ooooo….oooo….ooo…oohhh…..

Do The Hustle!

(DemocRAT Delay & Resist Hustle-Shuffle)

Do the Hustle!

Do The Hustle!…

Oooooo…oooo….oooo….ooohhhhh…….
Do It!…

Oooooo…oooo….ooooo…oooohhhh
Do It!

Do The Hustle!

democRAT delay & resist hustle-shuffle…..

Do The Hustle!

(REPEAT Delay & Resist Riff)…..

“ICE ICE CRAZIES” #AbolishICECrazies
(music by Vanilla Ice)

Intro RESISTER RIFF…

(PREZ TRUMP):
Yo, A-GEN-CY… Let’s kick ‘em! (out)👍

“ICE, ICE Crazies”…. 🤪

“ICE, ICE Crazies” 🤪

(‘TWISTER RESISTER’):

All ICE stop!
Eliminate, imprison!..
ICE is bad, with their brand of detention..
Agents, grab a hold of kids tightly..
Cut off flow of ‘illegals’, daily & nightly..
This we better stop!
Yo – get out vote!
Throw out The Right, & ICE goes 🙂
To the extreme, we block and fight like ms13 vandals..
Light up with rage, and whack these chumps, they can’t handle!

Stance!
Just crush these racist pig goons..
They killin’ our ‘chain’ (migration),
Led by poisonous Trump buffoon..
Deadly, on display, promote steadily..
Anything less than full access is a felony 😦
Love it! won’t leave it,
Our sanctuary vaca 🙂
You better not deny..
Our kids (& relatives) all stay!
“The WALL” is a problem..
Yo – Dems’ll solve it..
Throw out the crook (IMPEACH 45!)
While Kamala-Fauxcahontas-Spartacus dissolves it!

(PREZ TRUMP):
“ICE, ICE CrAziEs”… 😫

“Abolish ICE, ICE CRaZieS”… 🤤

“Abolish ICE, ICE cRaZIes”… 🤪

“Abolish ICE, ICE CrAZieS”… 😫

“DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC”
(music by Lovin’ Spoonful)

(BAROCK HUSSEIN OBAMA): “You didn’t build that!.. those jobs of the past are just not going to come back.. when somebody says he’s going to bring all these jobs back, well how exactly are you going to do that? what are you going to do?.. he just says, well i’m going to negotiate a better deal – well how exactly are you going to negotiate that? what MAGIC WAND do you have?”

Intro GUITAR GROOVE…

(PRESIDENT TRUMP): “I guess I have a magic wand!”

Do you believe in magic?..

In American hearts..

How our markets can free us, whenever kicked start..

& it’s magic!..

Our Free- Market is groovy..

It (jobs, tax/reg cuts) makes you feel happy like a good-time economy..

I’ll show you how the magic, creating wealth’ll free your soul..

But it’s like, tryin’ to tell a Liberal (Marxist) ’bout how, Capitalists roll!…..

“SPYGATE” #ObamaDeepStateDelinquency
(music by The Eagles)

INTRO JAMES BOND 007 MOVIE GUITAR RIFF….
“Obama… Barry Obama” (Double-Agent 000) 🙂

INTRO DRUMS & GUITAR…

(SPY-RING-BUSTER PREZ TRUMP):

Somebody (Criminal Deep State) wanna hurt someone (ME!),
Before election night was through…

Somebody’s gonna get unmasked (General Flynn),
That’s somethin’ Susan Rice did do!… 😦

Everybody (Fake News Media) wants to trash somebody (ME!),
Each & every night…

Everybody (McCabe, Strzok & Page) don’t wanna take a chance (have “insurance policy”),
Make Trump presidency come out right (Impeachment & Obama 3rd-term)…

(CHORUS):
They target me with Spygate alright!..
A Spygate, not right!, I know 😦
They target me with Spygate alright.. Spygate not right, I know!..
Now, we know 😦

(DOUBLE-AGENT OBAMA 000):
My people campaign infiltrate,
Some folks (Comey) can’t hold out that long (leak memos)…
Nobody (Clapper, Brennan, Strozk), wants to go home now,
There’s too much wiretappin’ goin’ on… 🙂
This “oversight” is gonna last forever,
Last all, last all full term long…
Some time before Inauguration comes up,
My Deep State is gonna ‘correct’ that election wrong!…

(CHORUS):
They target ‘T’ with Spygate alright!..
A Spygate alright, I know 🙂
Their target ‘T’, with Spygate alright, a Spygate locked in tight ’cause him I loathe,

& believe me, I would know! 🙂 (Strzok/Page text: “the WH is running this”)

(PREZ TRUMP):
‘O’ targets me with Spygate alright!

The Loon’s spyin’ ain’t right!

So put under spotlight! (AG Sessions!)

& let’s make things right!

There’s gonna be no more Spygates in sight!

No Spygate ‘oversight’! just know!…

“Spygate Barry” (Agent-Zero-Zero-Zero)

JOE WALSH GUITAR 🙂

DRUMS….

Somebody somebody (Criminal Deep State), wanna hurt someone (ME!),
Before election night was through…

Somebody’s gonna get unmasked (General Flynn),
That’s somethin’ Susan Rice did do! 😦

Everybody everybody (Fake News Media) wants to trash somebody (ME!),
Each & ev’ry night!…

Everybody (McCabe, Strzok & Page), don’t wanna take a chance (have “insurance policy”),
Make Trump presidency come out right (Impeachment & Obama 3rd-term)…

They target me with Spygate alright! 😦
A Spygate alright, I know…
They target me with Spygate, not right!
That Spygate oversight, I know..
Now exposed!..

Comey can leak to prof bud & NYTimes push,

Amanda Powers can unmask * make all ID’s known! 😦

Clapper & Brennan can go on CNN & lie a lot!

But either way, there was on ‘T’ a, Spygate alright,

A Spygate alright, we know! 😦 oh we know..

There was on ‘T’ a Spygate alright,

A SPYGATE in tight we know!…. wooo..ooo!

(TRUMP):
“WE NOW CALL IT SPYGATE… YOU’RE CALLING IT, SPYGATE”

“ANIMALS” #MS13LoverNancyPelosi😍😘
(music by Def Leppard)

(PELOSI): “There’s a ‘spark of divinity’ in every MS13’er.. and we all have to respect the dignity and worth of every MS13’er”…

INTRO GUITARS…

A vile rise…
Over border ground…

Such a lust to end life…
The maggots come to town…

(PELOSI):
They are the Dem chosen ones… (let’s let them vote multiple times too)
“Spark Of Divinity” praised…
Just let open-border run…
Let sanctuary reign!… yo 🙂

I’ve Love for all you! 😘

(PREZ TRUMP):
They gonna feel it, I’m too, out for blood!
Whoa ooh!.. 😠

They’ll feel our touch, crush ’em like bugs!
Whoa ohh!.. 😠

WE DON’T WANT!.. (keep ’em out!)

LAW FORCE FEED!.. (choke on justice!)

ICE WILL BUST!.. (round the scum up)

ANIMALS! (not human)

WE DON’T WANT!..

JUSTICE FEED!..

ICE WILL BUST!

These ANIMALS! 😠

(TRUMP):
“I refer to them as ‘Animals’.. and guess what, I always will!” 😉

“TRUMPIN’ THAT TRASH” #CrossfireBoomerang
(music by The Rolling Stones)

INTRO KEITH GUITAR….

(PREZ TRUMP):
Watch me!

I was thrown, in a “Crossfire Hurricane”…
(campaign targeted & surveilled by Obama FBI) 😦
& spies prowled, in their rabid biased frame…

But it’s al….right…. now…
In fact it’s a gas! 🙂
But it’s al….right..
I’m trumpin’ that trash,
It’s boomerangin’ on their ass! 🙂

I was hazed, by a feckless weirdo hack… (James ‘scribbler’ Comey)
& they fooled (misled FISA judges), with a crap dossier attack… 😦

But it’s al….right…. now…
In fact it’s a gas! 🙂
But it’s al….right..
I’m trumpin’ that trash,
It’s a gas! gas! gas! 🙂

BOOMERANG GUITARS 🙂

I was bound, I was ‘set-up’, my campaign left for dead…
“Hill” fell down, off her feet & in polls lead bled… yeah!
(she broke like a ‘Russian Reset’ button)
They frowned 😦 at the fruits of a trust I wed… (MAGA!) 🙂 yeah! yeah! yeah!
I was crowned 🙂 (NOV. 8), with a ‘Special Counsel’ target on my head!…. (Witch Hunt yeah)

But it’s al….right…. now…
In fact it’s a gas! 🙂
But it’s al….right..
I’m trumpin’ that trash,
It’s boomerangin’ on their ass! 🙂

Trumpin’ that trash.. it’s a gas..

Trumpin’ that trash.. it’s a gas 🙂

Trumpin’ that trash.. it’s a gas..

Trumpin’ that trash.. it’s a gas..

Trumpin’ that trash.. it’s a gas 🙂

Trumpin’ that trash.. it’s a gas..

“CHICK @ 5” 👄👠

(music by Warrant)

Aaaaaahhhhhh!…..

Sexy!.. sexy!.. sexy!.. sexy!..

GUITAR / DRUMS / LEGS! 🙂

She’s! Don’s! Chick At Five!..

Cool drink of water, is anyone at FOX surprised?..

Looks so good, make Bob Beckel sigh..

Sweet Chick @ 5! 💋 yeah

GUITAR RIFF…

Wow!…

Leg, swingin’ on The Five set, swingin’ all show long.. 👠

Swingin’ what he (Don Jr) wants, ’cause there ain’t nobody home (Vanessa long gone)😪

Heel, swingin’ to the left, & swingin’ to the right.. 👠
Think she’ll play ball, in her dress so tight! 😍 yeah..

Juan screams!
Gutfeld screams! 😜
They all scream & want her!
Don’t even try ’cause Trump Jr. adores her… 😘

She’s! Don’s! Chick At Five! 💋
Cool drink of water, is anyone at FOX surprised?..
Looks so good, make Bob Beckel sigh.. 🤤
Sweet Chick @ 5!…. oh yeah

She’s! Don’s! Chick At Five!.. 👠
Puts a smile on juniors face, ten miles wide 😃
Looks so good, bring a stare to Juan’s eyes 😳
Sweet Chick @ 5! 👄

“RED-WHITE-BLUE”🇺🇸 #KeepAmericaGreat!-Trump2020
(music by Lou Gramm)

INTRO GUITAR RIFF…

Ain’t got no regress..

& we back on the track..

Winnin’ way we goin’..

Ain’t gonna ‘lead from back’, NO!

Don’t want no delay..

Lay on a repay.. (we comin’ for you terrorists/dictators!)

An angel? no!..

But I know right way.. (Peace Through Strength)

Ah yeah..

Ooh!..

We used to follow.. (Obama bowing, apologizing, leading from ass end) 😦

Yeah, he’s through.. (so is his legacy) 🙂

But our followin’ days are over..

Now we just gonna break on through!.. (new growth records)

And, I remember what my father said..

He said, “son, life is simple”..

It’s either be spoon-fed..
or..

Pay you dues!….
(Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness)

Oooohh!….

RED – WHITE – BLUE!….
(American Exceptionalism)

Oooohh!….

I am the relentless one..
PC, do not care..
& am pure trouble, boy.. (for our enemies)
Pushin’ for a double dare.. (LittleRocketMan, Iranian Mullahhahaha’s)

I don’t apologize for.. (like BarryBendover)
The things I’ve done and said.. (MOAB’s & tweets)
‘Cause when we win, we start..
We gonna instigate, watch Liberty spread! 🙂

Dems/Libs don’t want to talk about it.. (our successes)
Want to “resist” me 😦
We can live without them 🙂
& don’t you think that wins, much too soon..
All us will go so far..

Flyin’ the –
RED – WHITE – BLUE!….

Oooohh!….

Our RED – WHITE – BLUE!….

Oooohh!….

Things would be different..
If she’d won a shame, ’cause..
Dems the ones who would steal & shun..
(our) Rights, down the flushin’ drain 😦

I won’t say where..
& they won’t know when.. (not tip off our enemies)
But soon there’s gonna come the day..
American strength back again!.. (military, economy, technology etc)

Yeah, bring jobs back for you… 🙂

You see, I’m cleanin’ up our gov…. (Drainin’ Swamp)

RED – WHITE – BLUE!….

Oooohh!…. 🙂

Wavin’ that, RED – WHITE – BLUE!….

Oooohh!….

Salute her, RED – WHITE – BLUE!….

Oooohh!….

We need our, RED – WHITE – BLUE!….

Oooohh!….

Flyin’ the, RED – WHITE – BLUE!…. 🙂

Oooohh!….

RED – WHITE – BLUE!….

Oooohh!….

RED – WHITE – BLUE!….

Oooohh!….

We Love this, RED – WHITE – BLUE!…. 🙂

“SCHNEIDERMAN” #AWomen’sRightsInvader
(music – Spiderman cartoon theme)

(TRUMP 2013 TWEET):
“Weiner is gone.. Spitzer is gone.. next will be lightweight AG Eric Schneiderman. Is he a crook? Wait and see, worse than Spitzer or Weiner”

SCHNEIDERMAN… SCHNEIDERMAN…
Perv forever, S&M fan…
Slaps ’til beg, make them cry 😦
Abuses women, with open fly..
Look Out!
Here cums the Schneiderman…..

Is he wrong?..
Listen bud..
He’s got on his hands #MeToo blood..
Liked to fling, off the bed..
Take a look, on floor cracked head..
In thong underwear..
There goes the Schneiderman….

In the chill of the night…

At the scene of his crime…

What a freak, likes to bite…

He chokes her out every time!…..

SCHNEIDERMAN… SCHNEIDERMAN…
“Friendly neighborhood” Schneiderman… (call him “Master”)
Filth & shame, calls them whores..
Demeaning action is, their reward 😦

To him, life is a great big bang ’em up 🙂

Wherever there’s a sexual hang up..

You’ll find the Schneiderman!……

“IRONIC”
(music by Alanis Morissette)

Oooo…ooo….ooouuuch… oouuch… oooouuuccch….. oouuch…

(FELT THE BERN):

An old man, ‘berned’ with class hate..

He built a following (of socialists), & got hosed the next day.. (rigged Dem primary)

It’s that Trump guy, spillin’ your chardonnay..

It’s a Comey (July) pardon, then letter released late.. (Carlos Danger strikes!)

Isn’t it Ironic?…
Yeah, we think 🙂

(2016 ELECTION):

It’s like rain!… (snowflake tears)
On Election Day…
It’s a free ride!…
Then you TWICE have to pay… (2008 & 2016)
It’s the good advice!… (should’ve campaigned late in swing-states)
That you just didn’t take…
& who would’ve thought…
It figures…

(IRAN DEAL):

‘Mr. Say It’s Safe’, wasn’t afraid to oblige..
He packed cash pallets (1.7 Billion), & kissed our security goodbye..
Lerch (John Kerry) waited his whole pathetic life, to make that blight..
& as the deal crashed down, he met (as a civilian with top Iranian official),
Logan Act will apply nice
& isn’t it ironic…
Don’t ya think?… 🙂

(2016 ELECTION):
It’s like rain!… (snowflake tears)
On Election Day…
It’s a free ride!…
Then you TWICE had to pay 😦 😦
It’s the good advice!… (should’ve campaigned late in swing-states)
That you just didn’t take…
Who would’ve thought…
It figures…

(SPECIAL COUNSEL WITCH HUNT):

Well, witch hunts have a funny way, of boomerangin’ on you when you think power abuse is OK,
& fishing’s (home raids) goin’ right…..

And witch hunts have a funny way, of fizzlin’ out when you think power abuse is not wrong,
& fishing expedition blows up in your face!…..
(see: ‘The Wreck Of The Russian Fiasco’)

(DC SWAMP):

Established scams 🙂 now opened for debate 😦
‘MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN’ signs, back home on your recess breaks 😦
It’s now patriotic tunes (Anthem Stand), when all were takin’ knees pushin’ strife..
It’s meeting the man of your (regressive) dreams (PC Prince Obama) mmm mmm mmm..
& then meeting this outsider nightmare knight! 😦
(see: Pendulum Swing Tour)

ISN’T IT IRONIC…

Don’t you corrupt cupcakes think?…

A little too Ironic…

Yeah, US PATRIOTS REALLY DO THINK! 🙂

It’s like rain!….

On Election Day…
It’s a free ride!…
When you TWICE had to pay 🙂
It’s the good advice!… (don’t play the racist & sexist cards)
That you just didn’t take…
Who would’ve thought…
It figures……

Witch hunts have a funny way, of boomerangin’ back on you…

Witch hunts have a funny, funny way, of takin’ you out…

Takin’ you out 🙂

“Mueller NEEDS TO KNOW” #WitchHuntPerjuryTrapQuestions
(music by Tom Petty & Stevie Nicks)

INTRO GUITAR…

(MUELLER):
Well, talk on DC street,
Says it’ll make him go loco!…
My hack friends are fine,
With me settin’ (perjury trap), goin’ back door (subpoena) 🙂

I need to know! (Mueller needs to know)
I need to know! (Mueller needs to know)
Yeah I think I’m gonna “lead” (open-ended),
& Trump’s gonna say so… (Trump truth conflict with Comey lies = Trump Perjury) 🙂

I need to know! (Mueller needs to know)…
I need to know! (Mueller needs to know)…

Because I’ve searched for so long (over a year)….

Can’t find he’s done nothin’ wrong…. 😦

But rabid haters, makin’ ’em wait….

I can’t keep leadin’ them on…. (or they’ll burn & pee on me!) 😦

I NEED TO KNOW! (I gotta reload)
I NEED TO KNOW! (Witch Hunt implode)

“KNOW THIS, DIRT BAG”:

“EVERYTHING!” #IncludingTheNobelPeacePrize!

(music by The Bee Gees)

(PREZ TRUMP at Washington MI Rally): “The Fake-News was asking, what do you think President Trump had to do with Korean peace progress??.. I’ll tell you what.. like, how about, EVERYTHING!”

For so long…

North & South been fightin’ each other, for so long…

But the feelin’ they now feel for each other will, right the wrongs! (end the Korean War, Denuke)

ALL ‘CAUSE OF ME 👍👍

If you bark a little more, and no bowing for,

Your Strength will turn peace key 😉

Darlin’ country of mine…

I will work forever (MAGA🇺🇸), never mind those libs who whine 😫

Rebuild our country around you darlin’, our gov will shine!

Watch it & see (WIN! WIN! WIN!)

If you work a little more, and less welfare for,

Your Produce will turn growth key 😉 (DRAGON ENERGY)

I….I!..

I just want to bring you Everything….

Open up market heaven, freedom’s heart & let it ring 😍🇺🇸

Big things you’ll get from me 👍

& not some (cope & blame) puppet on a string 👎

Oh…. and I!….

I’ll stay right here with you darlin’ (2020), we will fly! 👍

I want displayin’, all the love I have to bring (🇺🇸 1st!)

I do all the things, to be your,
EVERYTHING! (jobs! tax cuts! security! etc) ……

Darlin’ for so long (esp past 8 yrs)…

You & me been needin’ each other, Kenyan was so wrong 👎👎

& the feelin’ that you feel for me is, getting strong! (approval climbing)👍

After only 1 yr you see!😳😍

If you deliver so much more, and no excuses for,

Our Leadership will turn peace key 😉

I…. I!….

I just want to bring you Everything!….

Open up our heaven, Liberty’s heart & let it ring 🇺🇸
Big things you’ll get from me 👍
& not some pantsuit puppet on a string 👎
Oooh… I!….
I’ll stay right here with you darlin’, we will fly!🦅
I won’t delay it, all the love I have to bring,
I’ll do all the things (MAGA!), I’ll be your,
EVERYTHING! 🙂 …..

your Everything…..

I!…..
I…. I!
I just want to bring you Everything!….
Open up potential, and we’ll star & we will lead,
Big things you’ll get from me 👍👍
& not some Swamp puppet on a string! 👎😝

I!…..I!……..
(REPEAT THRU 2028) 🇺🇸
I just want to be your,
EVERYTHING!……..

“I LOVE YOU” 😍
(music by the Climax Blues Band)

Intro BROMANCE KEYBOARD…

(KANYE):

When I was, dumber man,
(politics) I didn’t care… (ran blindly w/ Lib Dems) 😦

Rappin’ around, hittin’ your town (NYC),
Lovin’ your hair… (& The Apprentice) 🙂

You came along (down your gold escalator runnin’ for Prez),
Skip beat my heart,
Said you’d better my life… (up Black employment, clean up inner cities – Obama didn’t) 😦

Ooh Don, you got what it takes (world-class resume),
So now we’ll take on this strife (stand up to the liberal twitter facists)

Since then, I tweeted back (“I Love the way Candace Owens thinks!”)

It’s like we want ALL living the American Dream 🇺🇸👍

& Ooooohhh…. I LOVE YOU!…. 😍

“DOWN ON THE BORDER” #GringoObamaAin’tPrezNoMore!
(music by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Intro GUITAR Riff….

DOWN ON THE BORDER…

NORTH BOUND CARAVAN ON THE STREET… 😝

DONNY & THE NATIONAL-GUARD BOYS, AIN’T PLAYIN’… 😠

DACA PICKLE, ‘WALL’ NOW ANOTHER 10 FEET! 👍

“WALK ON THE VILE SIDE”

(music by Lou Reed)

INTRO ‘DEADBEAT’…..

Hill’ry came to carpet-bag & overstay…

Bitch, hyped her way across, the U.S.A… (2 failed ‘MY TURN’ presidential campaigns)
Stuffed her (pantsuit) pockets on the way, $$$
Smashed her phones & then email delete,
She says, hey babe,
Take a walk on the vile side… (still bitchin’ about her loss)
Said hey Quid-Pro-Hoe,
Take a walk on the vile side… 😦

Comey shamed, left out on an island…
In the press room he was everybody’s target… (Dems & Repubs hate this weasel)
But he never lost his cred,
Because he never had any cred,
He says, hey babe,
Take a book-tour on the vile side… 😦
We said hey Jimmy..

Take a walk on the vile side,

& the Antifa ghouls go – pooh pooh pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh pooh pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh…
(repeat)

Mornin’ Joe, never once wise thing to say…
All his viewers, hate Trump & deranged 😫
Some fake-news here & some fake-news there,
From New York City, Mika’s empty glare 🤤
We said, hey Joe,
Take a walk on the vile side…
I said, hey Schmoe..
Take a walk on the vile side….

Sugar-dad Barry came from agitating on the streets… (Alinsky disciple)
Lookin’ for Low-Info’s, & a place to mistreat… (“fundamentally transform the USA”)
Went on the, (world bowing tour) fiasco,
Ya should’ve seen our new low, low, low’s, (economic, security, morality etc)
He said, hey sheeple,
Take a walk on the vile side…
We said, Hey Barry,
Take a walk on the vile side…. 😦
All right… huh

Bernie is just, bernin’ away…
Thought he was Karl Marx, for a day…
But I guess she rigged to crash, (Hillary/DNC Primary)
Delegates would’ve helped that rash 😡 (FEEL THE BERN!)
He said, hey babe,
Take a walk on the vile side…
I said, hey Bernie,
Take a walk on the vile side,

& the Antifa ghouls go – pooh pooh pooh pooh, pooh, pooh pooh pooh pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh…..

(REPEAT POOH POOH’s) 😦

SLICK-WILLIE HORN 🙂

“YOUR RED-LINE” #GoAheadPunkMakeMyDay
(music by Toto)

UN Ambassador Haley: “President Trump said that if the Syrian regime uses this poisonous gas again, the United States is LOCKED & LOADED, when our president draws a red-line, our president enforces the red-line.”

INTRO PIANO, DRUMS & GUITAR….

It’s all in the way, that you scold enemies… (tariffs, withdrawl from bad deals, bombs) 🙂

It’a all in the way, you say you care… (“MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”) 🙂

It’s all in the way you’ve been treatin’ our friends… (Israel, Japan, S. Korea) 🙂

It’s all in the way that you’ll stay till the end… (Kill terrorists in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan) 🙂

It’s all in the way you look (hair & glare)
& the things that you say, then you do! (“Mexico will pay for wall”, drop some MOAB’s) 🙂

YOUR RED-LINE!…

Know they can’t cross it, anytime!…

No, no, foes 😦

YOUR RED-LINE!…

Know they best not cross it, anytime!…

No, no, woes 😦

DON’T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME”

#AttentionSeekingCheapShotDirtyCopPerjuryMemoBookTour

(music by Simple Minds)

Leak! leak! leak! leak!….

Ooooooowwww…..

Oooooohhh!…..

Won’t you, come fawn over me,

I’m not alone, book signin’, you know it baby…

Wrote down, my troubles & doubts,

Leakin’ out everything, from inside White House (to get a Special Counsel)… and
A..rranged, Hill’s deal in the dark,
Stink from the ‘”matter” thing, that we were covering-up on…
Email chain, exonerate her from start, (grossly negligent changed to extremely careless)
New spotlight, my book tour embark! baby… 🙂

Don’t you (swamp groupies)… forget about me…
don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t…

Hope you (Inspector General)… forget about me…

Will you buy books from me?..
Overlook my (corrupt) ways, or never love me? (Hillary Dems & Trump Repubs all hate him)
FAME keeps callin’, (new CNN host) 🙂
Blame keeps fallin’, (on me)
down.. down.. down 😦

Will you lionize me?..
Or curse my name, and book not buy?..
Blame keeps fallin’, (on me) 😦
FAME keeps callin’, (my own CNN show) 🙂
now.. now.. now.. now….

Leak! leak! leak! leak!….

Oooooooowwwww……

Oooooohhhhh!…..

(COMEY to TRUMP):
Don’t you, try and defend, (firing me on Rosenstein recommendation)
It hurt my feelings 😦 but, Swamp wins in the end 🙂 I will,
Harm you (prosecute & impeach),
Make up your offenses, insanity, criminality… ah ha
Don’t you, forget about me… (Deep-State has six ways from Sunday to get back at you)
I’m not alone (Mueller’s hit squad), advancin’, you know it Donny..
Goin’ to, take you apart,
I’ll put Establishment back together fresh start! 🙂 baby

Don’t you… forget about me…

don’t don’t don’t don’t!
Don’t you… forget about me… (you won’t – I’ll be on all the fake/clown news networks!)

Won’t you my book buy?..
Will you praise my name?..
As you hear my lies…
Please don’t curse my name…

Make Trump go away…..

Ah why won’t Trump go away?….. 😦

Won’t let Witch Hunt die…..

Come on Stephanopoulos, let’s Trump blame….

Will you, curse Trump name….. (’cause he’s like a MOB BOSS!)

I say,

Lie!
Lie lie lie lie…
Lie lie lie lie…
Lie lie lie, lie lie lie lie lie lie
Lie!
Lie lie lie lie…
Lie lie lie lie…
Lie lie lie, lie lie lie lie lie lie,
LIE!
(Repeat Lies)

(Don’t worry James, the new Special Prosecutor won’t forget about you)

“Ooh LORDY” 😦

“OooOoo THAT SMELL”😍

(music by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

(PRESIDENT BUILDER): “I have been in construction and building all my life. I love it. I love the smell of a construction site. Right? There’s just something about it!”

Flowin’ pipelines, a brand new Wall..

Got regs out of our way.. 👍

Bad trade revoked, ‘MADE IN USA’ invoked 🇺🇸

Look at all the winning goin’ on around you!😉

Ooo ooo, That Smell!..

I just love That Smell 😍

Ooo ooo, That Smell!..

The smell of construction (economic growth) that surrounds you!👍🇺🇸

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh………

GUITARS & HARD HATS REQUIRED! 🎸🎸

‘Twisted Resister’ – “WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!”
(music by Twisted Sister)

INTRO DRUMS…

We’re not gonna take it!…

No! we ain’t gonna take it!…

We’re not gonna take it, WE WANT MORE!….. (centralized control)

(CUPCAKE MARCHERS):
We’ve got the right to lose it (Repeal 2nd-Amendment),
There ain’t no way we’ll use it.. (gun-free-zone-safe-spaces for all.. except out celebrity & politico heroes)
This is our life (sheltered/entitled), NRA so wrong (evil kid killers)….

(DEMORATS):
We’ll fight Trump’s power & greed, obstruct, (‘LOVE TRUMP’S HATE’)
Impeach his destiny, ’cause, (IMPEACH 45! IMPEACH 45!)
Globalism a must, MAGA don’t belong!….

We’re not gonna take it!…

No! we ain’t gonna take it!…

We’re not gonna take it, WE WANT MORE!……

(CRYIN’ SCHMUCK SCHUMER):
Oh he’s so condescending, (“Dems are weak”)
His tweets are never ending!… (“Dems don’t want to make good deals”)
We don’t want DACA, no Border Wall for you!….

(SNOWFLAKE STUDENTS):
Our life ‘Trans’ Rights, safe-spaces,
Naïve, indoctrinated…
UN’s the best, ‘America 1st’ won’t do! 😦

Ooooohhh…..

Ooooohhh…..

We’re right! yeah!
P C! yeah!
We’ll gripe! yeah!
Diversity!….. yeah..
Wooaahh..

We’re not gonna take it!
No! we ain’t gonna take it!
We’re not gonna take it, WE WANT MORE!… (ALL THE GUNS!)