“JUMP” #BackUpOnTheStump!
“JUMP” #BackUpOnTheStump!
(music by Van Halen)
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!….
Intro Keyboard (WATERBOARD HER!) Riff…..
(The CROOKED ONE):
Won’t give up!… (I’m Baaaaacck!)
Even though I took a beatdown…
(I won the ‘popular vote’, but I’m just not popular.. & the Electoral College is ‘Deplorable’)
& Trump talks tough…
& my book/appearance tours have all shut down.. (as dried up as Bill after an Epstein Isle visit)
& I know! (heavy duty therapy, cases of wine, woods walks w/ Sasquatch)…
Buttercups, just how you all feel…
We got to poll, poll, poll, more fake-news hunches…
But this time, just steal!
A can’t you see me standin’ there (handlers have her propped up), I got my back against the votin’ machine!…
I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen… (pretty close, but we’ve seen Beto eating dirt)
A can’t you just overlook all that I delete?!….
I, might as well, JUMP! (back into the fray) jump!…
Might as well stump! (I never stopped campaign whining past 3 yrs)…
Go ahead, and Jump! (“don’t tempt me”) stump!
I’ve always been ahead of that Trump!
So can’t you see me standin’ there (propped up after falling down), I got my back against the votin’ machine….
I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen… (we’ve had to listen to Spartacus & DeBlasio)
A can’t you overlook all my self-enrichment schemes?! (Uranium Quid Pro Ho)
Oow,
I MIGHT AS WELL JUMP back in!……..
(& BERN Fauxcahontas this time)
Publius Prime 