“KEEP ON GOVERNIN’ FOR YOU”👍#KAG!2020KeepAmericaGreat!🇺🇸
(music by REO Speedwagon)
Intro KAG! Piano….
Dems should have seen by the look in my eyes, baby..
There was somethin’ glistenin’ (MAGA sparkle).. 🤩
Dems should have known by the tone of my voice (passion & resolve), maybe..
But Crooked Hillary didn’t listen (coronation)..
‘Barry’ left us for dead..
& ‘his coup’ mislead (spygate, witch hunt)..
Instead Crooked H got knocked on her ass, 😵
Snowflakes still roiled up and hissin’!.. 😫 (w/ TDS)
And now we know all about those Dirty Dems..🐀
Still we won’t (never!) surrender..
‘Cause it was us country, way before them (& their rigged system)..
And we’re still together (& growing Big League!)..
And I meant, every word I said (‘Promises Made, Promises Kept’)..
When I said that I’ll govern for you,
I meant, that OUR GOV is forever! (GOD BLESS the USA!)…
(KAG! CHORUS):
& I’m gonna keep on governin’ for you!…
‘Cause it’s the only thing I wanna do!…
I’m sure gonna tweet,
That I just wanna keep on governn’ for you!…
KAG! GUITAR SOLO!….🎸🇺🇸
& I meant, every word I said (Promises Made, Promises Kept’)..
When I said that I’ll govern for you,
I meant, that OUR GOV is forever! (GOD BLESS the USA!)…
& I’m gonna keep on governn’ for you!…
‘Cause it’s the only thing I wanna do👍
I’m sure gonna tweet,
That I’m just gonna keep on governin’ for you!…
(REPEAT THRU 2024)🇺🇸👍
“WHITE HOUSE”
(music by Jimi Hendrix)
INTRO JIMI GUITAR…..
There’s a White House, over yonder…
That’s where a real leader stay…
Lord, there’s a White House over yonder… nation..
That’s where a real leader stay…
He’s real at home workin’ for our country…
24/7 and a, two terms worth of days…. (MAGA!)
In a minute (first 2 yrs), nothin’s wrong…
His (America 1st) key went and unlocked our door… (unleashed free-market)
In a minute, nothin’s wrong now…
His (policy) key unlocked our door (growth & opportunity)…
We got a good, good feelin’…
Obama don’t live here no more….
(I still got my MAGA hat on.. watch out now!)
JIMI ‘MAGA’ GUITAR!
Well, he’ll sure as hell go back over yonder…
Right back up on Capitol Hill…
Lord, he’ll sure as hell go back over yonder…
Right back yonder to Capitol Hill…
‘Cause if those swamp creatures won’t govern no more..
We know our, Leader will!
“DON’T CRY OUT LOUD”😫🤫 #CollusionDelusionBlues😰
(music by Melissa Manchester)
INTRO PIANO…
Babies cried the day their Mueller let them down 😩😥
‘Cause they didn’t want the President just laughin’ at them 😂🤣
So they subpoenaed the whole pile, & wouldn’t shut up or sit down 😤😒
While they advanced delusion bet, “all in” Tom greenie-weenie Steyer 🤑 (no impeach)😰
They know a lot about it, ‘cause you see…
With these babies 😫, there’s an awful lot of hypocrisy…..
(spying, colluding, entrapping, unmaskings, lying, leaking)
Don’t cry out loud!…🤫
Don’t scream at the sky🤭
Learn how to hide your feelings (TDS)🤯
Fly high & proud!… (w/ rats & creepy porn lawyers)…
& if witch hunt should stall,
Remember Crooked Hillary really, blew it, all!😖
“HOVERIN’, TOUCHIN’, SQUEEZIN'”😛 #I’llRunIfICanSmell&NestleTrump’sHairDuringDebates
(music by Journey)
Intro PROWLING-CREEP-BEAT….
You like to creep…
They wanna cry…
& then…
You stalk & try…
Hoverin’..
Touchin’..
Squeezin’..
& smother 😩
Can’t leave alone…
Or hands to himself…
Makes out…
Then moves on someone else…
Huggin’..
Touchin’..
Squeezin’..
Kids & mothers 😝
They’re tearing up when he starts 😥
(try to get away) every.. every way!..
They’re tearing up when he starts 😓
Oh girls, mace will keep at bay –
he’s tearing up, the old fart….
Just don’t stay long girls,
Don’t be alone!
With this lover…
Or he might follow you home!😳
2020, he’ll keep hoverin’..
Oh keep touchin’..
Keep squeezin’… many others!….
Joe goes:
Aaah aah aah aah aah ahh 
Aaah aah aah ahh ahh 
Aaah aah aah aah aah ahh
Aaah aah aah aah ahh
“DON’T COME AROUND HERE NO MORE” #YouPencilNeckSneak
(music by Freddie Blassie, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
(PREZ T):
Pencil Neck Sneak, info leakin’ freak..
Scum suckin’, pea head with a lousy psyche..
He’s a one man, no gut, losing streak..
Nothin’ but a Pencil Neck Sneak!
INTRO DRUMS & GUITAR…
(HOUSE INTEL COMMITTEE):
HEY!
HEY!
Don’t come around here no more…
Don’t come around here no more…
Whatever you’re still pushin’ for… (collusion-delusion)
Hey! don’t come around here no more…
Just give it up… stop!
Just give it up… stop!
Just give it up… stop!
No waiting any longer (NO collusion reported!)
Just give it up,
Calls to resign chairmanship, getting stronger!….
Don’t come around here no more…
Don’t come around here no more…
Don’t come around here no more…
Don’t come around here no more…
We don’t believe you anymore…
You fake news tv whore…
Whatever you’re still pushin’ for… (collusion-delusion)
Hey! don’t come around here no more…
Just give it up… stop!
Just give it up… stop!
Just give it up… stop!
You’re strangled with (hate) emotion
Just give it up,
Shifty please, admit it’s over! 
“ALL TWO-TERM LONG” #KeepingAmericaGreat!🇺🇸👍
(music by Kid Rock)
Intro PIANO Riff…
It was 2016, his stops (rallies) weren’t short, his hair (& message) right on,
Caught on somewhere between employ (Made In USA) & (MAGA) plan… 🇺🇸👍
She was quite a fiend (Crooked Hillary), and she was far from bein’ Queen,
It was election time & Makin’ America Great Again…
GUITAR RIFF…
Smashin’ the fake news hard,
Tweetin’ round the clock his ire 😠
It’s the simple things in life, like Walls & Fair (trade)😉
He lightin’ up the internet,
& man, DemocRats won’t soon forget 😩
The way his spotlight shined (exposed) that they don’t care (open borders, crime, violence, drugs etc)…
(CHORUS):
And now we’re tryin’ different things (tax cuts, de-reg, fair trade etc).. 👍
No more broken Barock things (foreign policy, economy etc).. 👎
Drainin’ gov (swamp) into the lake of our favorite throng (“WE THE PEOPLE”)🇺🇸
Grippin’ heavy on the throttle (free-market unleash), & buildin’ for tomorrow😉
Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America’ all two-term long…
Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America all two-term long…
Catchin’ illegals at border cross spots,
Watchin’ ICE clear MS13 off city blocks,
He’ll forever hold a spot in our nation’s soul.. (LAW & ORDER PREZ)
Bombs blistered ISIS scum,
He didn’t wait for UN bums,
To hit that sand and display some Rock-N-Roll! (U.S. Military Might!)🇺🇸💪
And now we’re tryin’ different things (energy production, border security, business re-investment-JOBS! etc).. 👍
No more broken Barock things (law enforcement, military, energy industries etc).. 👎
Drain’ gov (swamp) into the lake of our favorite throng (“WE THE PEOPLE”)🇺🇸
Grippin’ heavy on the throttle (free-market unleash), & buildin’ for tomorrow😉
Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America’ all two-term long…
Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America’ all two-term long…
SWEET HOME AMERICA! (turn it up!)
GUITAR 🎸
(2024):
Now MAGA is obtained, as election season will bring a change,
& now we can’t let these good days ever end…
At times we’ll play his songs (‘Trump Tunes’ @ GuitarGod),🎸
and we’ll proudly sing along..
& think, man our gov can be that great again!🇺🇸
MAN, LET’S KEEP US GREAT & THEN!…
And now we’re tryin’ different things (LEADING FROM THE FRONT AGAIN!)👍
No more broken Barock things (DEEP STATE CREEPS)👎
Drainin’ gov (swamp) into the lake of our favorite throng (“WE THE PEOPLE”)🇺🇸
Grippin’ heavy on the throttle (free-market unleash), & buildin’ for tomorrow😉
Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America’ all two-term long…
SINGIN’ ‘SWEET HOME AMERICA’ ALL TWO-TERM LONG!…..
(Repeat THRU FUTURE GENERATIONS)🇺🇸
“DIRTY TREATS”😋 #YouAreWhatYouEat
(music by AC/DC)
INTRO ANGUS ‘DIGGING’ RIFF….
If you’re, havin’ trouble with your crazed lib cred,
You haven’t paid your dues…
You want to accentuate but on Green New Deal, they’ve all bet (2020 greenie weenies),
Here’s what you gotta do…
Pick up the hoe,
To soil go,
Dig where brown & prime👌🏾
Just screen,
Sand-mix-loam-forage-clay-mix-silt!
Top soil slice and dine…. 🤗
Dirty treats…
Likes to eat!
Dirt he feeds…
Likes dirt treats!
Dirty treats…
Likes to eat!
Dirty feed, and he eats dirt treats…
Dirty feed, and he eats dirt treats… 
Dirt a la mode..
Dirt-chip cookies..
Upside-down dirt cake!
EATS DIRT TREATS!..
Mud pies..
Death-by-dirt cake..
Hot Dirt sundae!
EATS DIRT TREATS!..
Dirt he eats…
Dirt he eats…
Dirt he eats…
LIKES DIRT TREATS! 
Aaaaarrrrrggggghhh!……..
