“GOODNITE OLD FART, GOODNITE”😴
(music by The Spaniels)
(OLD FART SLEEPY JOE to OLD FART BERNIE BERNOUT):
(ber, ber, ber, bern, out)…
Goodnight, old fart well, it’s time you go… (get out of race or I’ll do you like Cornpop!)😠
(ber, ber, ber, bern, out)…
Goodnight, old fart well, it’s time for Joe🤪
(bern, bern, bern, out)…
We hate to deceive you (screw again), but we (DNC) really must say,
Oh, not your fight, old fart, take a hike…😡
(AMERICANS TO SLEEPY JOE):
(quid, quid, quid, pro, joe)…
Goodnight, old fart well, where’d Hunter go??🤔
(quid, quid, quid, pro, joe)…
Goodnight, old fart well,
bedtime Joe Blow😴..
(quid, quid, pro, joe)…
Trump can’t wait to deep-freeze you👊🏻😵, and down you really best stay..
Oh, goodnight, old fart, sleep tight😔💤💤💤
(BACROCK):
Well, it’s three o’clock, convention mornin’,
& Joey, I just can’t endorse plight😖
Well, I hate to flee you Joey,
& I don’t mean maybe, because I shove you bro…
(doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, joe blow)🥴…
Goodnight, old fart well, where’d Hunter go??🤔
(quid, quid, quid, pro joe)…
Goodnight, old fart well, bedtime you schmoe😴…
(quid, quid, pro joe)…
Trump can’t wait to deep-freeze you👊🏻😵, and down you really best stay..
Oh, goodnight, old fart, sleep tight😔💤💤💤
(SLEEP ON IT JOE)
“HIT THE SINK ON ME”🧴🙌 #ThenHaveADrinkOnMe🥃😜
(music by AC⚡️DC)
‘Salute to American alcohol distillers converting to hand sanitizer production’👍
Intro ANGUS🎸…
Oooh,
Whiskey, gin & brandy..
Fill your glass, we’re pretty handy🥃
Now, tryin’ to block a sick slime🤢
With enthanol, aloe & lavender combine🙌😉
So join in, scrub and wash more.. (for at least 20 seconds)
It’s gonna help keep employed👍
For less, worry about tomorrow,
Makin’ it today🧼
Don’t forget to refill check🧴
We’ll keep swell (spread) at bay…
Ah, hit the sink on me🧴
Yeah hit the sink, scrub clean🧼
Then, have a drink on me.. (we’re gonna have a hell of a future happy hour)😁🥃
(but for now),
Hit the sink, hands clean🙌 (on me)
C’mon! (scrub then shots)🧼🧴🥃😉
“WUHAN SLEIGHTING / SLIGHTING” #KungFluFighting
(music by Carl Douglas)
Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….
Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….😳
Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….
Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….🤫
(‘Corona-CHINESE-VIRUS’ Chorus):
Everybody (in China) was Wuhan Sleighting🤥🤫…
Those gooks were last highlighting (the danger)😒🤫…
In fact, it was a little bit igniting (virus spread)😳🤫
& they fought (propaganda war) with expert whining (blaming others)😫🤫
Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….
Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….😳
Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….
Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….🤫
(PRESIDENT TRUMP):
Everybody was Wuhan Slighting😉👍…
Those gooks, I’m fast indicting😉👍…
In fact, it was a little bit enlightening🤔(we now know how they roll)😠
But I fight (commie propaganda) with expert (non pc/truthful) sliming👍 (‘Chinese-Virus’)😉…
“WAR GIG” #EnlistOrMoveToChina😠
(music by Black Sabbath)
ATTENTION TRUMP HATERS: Enlist now, or blast off to permanent quarantine on Jupiter with Cher🚀🤪
(WARTIME PRESIDENT): “we are now at war with an invisible enemy, and we will achieve total victory!”
Intro IOMMI🎸…
People hunkered in their (social distanced) masses!…
Stocked up niches (pantries)🥫, TP stashes🧻…
Science minds👩🏻🔬now plot (virus) destruction! (vaccine)…
Healthcare providers👩🏾⚕️for death reduction…
In the field, the businesses yearning (healthcare equipment production)👍…
As the ‘war machine’ starts churning (Defense Production Act)💪…
Health & unity of mankind!🤝…
Protecting all, quarantine time🤕…
Oh Lord yeah!🙏🏻
Politicians put their games (partisanship) away…
That’s what’s needed in this war!…
Bind must they with clout, to bring this fight👊🏻…
They lead, that role elected for!…
Yeah!😠
Time will tell, our great science minds…
Finding cure, git ‘er done!…
(Healthcare professionals) Treating people just like kings in chess (protect most vulnerable)👍…
Great, ‘til our victory day comes!
Yeah!⛑
Yeah!…
Yeah!…
Now in sickness, country stops turning (traveling)…
Cash to where the businesses hurting (stimulus)🤑…
Now our War Gig has much power!💪…
Hand of Trump, he does not cower👍😉… (unlike Obama)😝
Day of action, Trump installing!👍 (early travel ban, quarantine, testing, equipment etc)…
(Chinese Virus) On it’s knees, our War Gig’s stalling! (defeating)👊🏻😠
Beg our mercy, for their sins (commie bastards let spread!)…
‘Lady Liberty’ leading spreads & freedom rings!💪😉
OH LORD YEAH!👍
“IMAGINE” #IfObamaCrookedHillaryOrBidenWereInCharge!😳
(music by John Lennon)
INTRO PIANO…
Imagine there’s no travel ban..
It’s easy, more would die..
No quarantined among us..
From gov to us, virus rise🤧🤒.. (see H1N1 or as Joe says, N1H1)🤤
Imagine all the people, infected every day!😲
Imagine there’s no love of country (America 1st: closed/secured borders, federal /state/private business collaboration)..
It isn’t hard to do.. (Dem open borders, sanctuary country)
Nothing to stand or die for (no Freedom & Liberty, just Statism/Globalism)..
& no religion, 1st Amendment through..
Imagine We The People, having our Rights cease!😲
You..
You may say Obama was a leader..
But you’d be the only one (aside from the low-info dopes)🤤
I hope someday you’ll (wise up) join us..
& the country will be as one👍
Imagine no incentive..
Bernie Bros sure can🤤🤤🤤
No need for partisan greed or political hunger..
No brotherhood of Democrat & fake-news scams..
Imagine all the people, pulling for all the world..(Make The World Great via Freedom & Liberty)🌎👍
You..
You may say Trump is no leader..
But you’d be the only one (outside of The Swamp)🧟♂️
I hope someday we’ll drain you mucks💩
& our country will be a fragrant one🌺🌸🌼👍
THANK GOD FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP🙏🏻👍
“OLD MEN” #Old&Older(Dumb&Dumber)
(music by Neil Young)
INTRO ACOUSTIC RIFF…
Old men, look at your life..
We, do not like your work👎
Old men, look at your gripes..
We, do not like your words🤤
Old men, look at your life (resumes of not/rot)😝
Trump four more👍 ‘cause they’re so damn poor (been wrong on virtually every major issue)👎
Leave alone our great paradise (KAG!)..
Keep away from these two☠️😉
Gov lost.. (Obama/ Biden Era/Error of fundamental transformational rot)💩
Such a cost.. (debt doubled, military gutted, terror & crime rise etc)..
Gave us things (isis, Iran nuke path, epic lost manufacturing etc)..
Made sure we lost😩 (on trade, energy, immigration etc)..
Like a coin, they both get tossed (into trash bin)
Heads or tails we lose👎👎
Old men we took a look at your lives,
& we do not like you!😝
We need someone to govern,
The whole term through (not die midstream)😵
Ah, one look in your eyes,
& we can tell you’re a loon (Crazy Bernie)🤪 / you’d snooze (Sleepy Joe)😴…
Lullabies (Socialist fantasies),
Statist disguise..
Run around the same old towns (honeymoon in Soviet Union, vaca in Cuba)..
Your history reveals so much to me😳,
(Your admiration of communism) means so much to you😍
Now you’re 1st, was last,
Look at how Establishment moved past (circled wagons & screwed Bern again)😡
Now Joe’s all alone (in delegate field) real fast (Dem dropouts & endorsements),
Rollin’ throne🧻🚽 to you…
Old men we took a look at your lives,
& we do not like you!
We need someone to govern,
The whole term through (not die midstream)
Ah, one look in your eyes,
& we can tell you’re a loon (Crazy Bernie)
/ you’d snooze (Sleepy Joe)
…
Old men, look at your life..
We, do not like your work
Old men, look at your gripes..
We, do not like your words
“I DISLIKE CHINESE” #MeTooVirus😠
(music by Monty Python)
The world today is absolutely crackers…🤧😷
With viral spread, to lay us all down to die…😵
There’s fools & idiots eating bat-soup🦇🥡which triggers…🤒🤢
It’s frustrating (unhealthy!), and it’s senseless (risky, selfish etc), so here’s why-
I Dislike Chinese😠
I Dislike Chinese…
They weren’t honest about disease (commie bastards!)..
& with trade not friendly, and they didn’t travel ban freeze!
I Dislike Chinese😠
I Dislike Chinese…
There’s 1.5 billion of them in the world today (too many communist polluters!)..
Their cheap products we never liked them👎 Trump keeping them the hell away👍
I Dislike Chinese😠
I Dislike Chinese…
Their virus comes from a long way overseas..
& they’re not cute👿 & they’re not cuddly☠️ & they’re ready to sneeze🤧😱
