“DIRTY TREATS”😋 #YouAreWhatYouEat
(music by AC/DC)
INTRO ANGUS ‘DIGGING’ RIFF….
If you’re, havin’ trouble with your lib crazed cred,
You haven’t paid your dues…
You want to accentuate but on Green New Deal, they’ve all bet (2020 greenie weenies),
Here’s what you gotta do…
Pick up the hoe,
To soil go,
Dig where brown & prime👌🏾
Just screen,
Sand-mix-loam-forage-clay-mix-silt!
Top soil slice and dine…. 🤗
Dirty treats…
Likes to eat!
Dirt he feeds…
Likes dirt treats!
Dirty treats…
Likes to eat!
Dirty feed, and he eats dirt treats… 
Dirty feed, and he eats dirt treats… 
Dirt a la mode..
Dirt-chip cookies..
Upside-down dirt cake!
EATS DIRT TREATS!..
Mud pies..
Death-by-dirt cake..
Hot Dirt sundae!
EATS DIRT TREATS!..
Dirt he eats…
Dirt he eats…
Dirt he eats…
LIKES DIRT TREATS! 
Aaaaarrrrrggggghhh!……..
“STRANGE CREW” #DerangedViews
(music by Cream)
INTRO CLAPTON GUITAR…
Strange crew…
Kill our Red, White & Blue 🇺🇸😖
She’s a bitch & trouble with anti-Semitic views…
In her own mad mind, she’ll sic gov on Jews…
On Jews…
Cave’s what Schumer’s gonna do…
Strange crew…
Kill what inspires you (American Exceptionalism)…
She’s done some kinda schemin’, messin’ with her roots…
If she don’t watch out, tribe’ll give the boot…
To you (Pocahontas)…
What kind of ‘beer chuggin’ fool are you…
Strange crew…
Kill what free markets grew…
GUITAR 🙂
Up on a bar, in the middle of a ragin’ speech…
He sure makes a scene, his hands cannot be…
Ignored…
Waitress almost got floored!…
Strange dude (douche)…
Kill our Red, White & Blue
STRANGE CREW…….
(Repeat – see 2020 deranged crew)
“Still, NO REASON FOR THE WITCH hunt” #IfAtFirstYouDon’tSucceedTryTryAgain
(music by Donovan)
INTRO GUITAR RIFF….
When I look out my White House window..😳
Many swamp sights to see…
& when I look out my White House window..😳
So many degenerate witch-hunter creeps…
They so deranged😩
So Trump deranged!..
They try to set up ev’ry trick… (squeeze any & all, 81!)
They got crazed members who just bitch… (AhOleC)
They keep on with bogus investigation shit/Schiff 💩
Mmmm..
Still see no reason for this witch…
Still see no reason for this witch…
Still see no reason for this witch… hunt
When I look over my shoulder…
What do you think I see…
Some looney bat stepping over…
The line desperately 😳
& she’s deranged…
So Trump deranged 😩
They tried to set up ev’ry trick…
They got crazed members that just bitch…
It’s just a cover-up for the Pantsuit Bitch…
Mmmm..
Still see no reason for this witch…
Still see no reason for this witch…
Still see no reason for this witch… hunt
(EXCEPT TO COVER-UP OBAMA DEEP STATE ABUSE)
“HAND JIVE”
(music by George Thorogood)
PREZ TRUMP: “well I think he’s got a lot of hand movement.. I’ve never seen so much hand movement.. I said, is he crazy?? or is that just the way he acts??..
INTRO ‘BETA’ GUITAR RIFF….
Mama, mama, look at sweaty Beto…
Doin’ that hand jive, campaign’s a go… 
He will save with little sister (AhOleC), mankind…
He warns with that hand jive, we got 12 years time! 
HAND JIVE… 
HAND JIVE… 
HAND JIVE… 
DO THAT CRAZY HAND JIVE
“GIVE YA SHELTER” #🇺🇸SecurityStrengthSuccess
(music by The Rolling Stones)
TRUMP 2020
‘Keep 🇺🇸 Great!’
Ooooo….
MAGA storm been hummin’…
Betterin’ life today…
Said I will give us shelter… (MAGA!)🇺🇸
No way, we’re gonna fade away…. (🇺🇸1st!)
More!…
For our, children!…
It’s what we got today…
It’s what we got today!…
More!…
For our, children!…
It’s what we got today…
We got a lot today!… yeah…
Ooooo….
MAGA Fire is sweepin’…
Our broken streets today…
Burns, with a ‘clean coal’ comeback…
Energy Independence found its way👍
More!…
For our, children!… yeah
It’s what we got today…
It’s what we got today!…
More!…
For our, children!…
It’s what we got today…
We got a lot today!… yeah…
KEITH GUITAR….
Rape!.. murder!..
We’re crackin’ down today…
It’s goin’ down these days…
Rape!.. murder!.. yeah..
The Wall goin’ up today…
Stop border crime these days…
Rape!.. murder!..
The Police we praise today..
Brave ICE we praise today!
Yeah.. yeah.. yeah…
Mmmm
Socialist flood is threat’nin…
Our American way of life today… (life, liberty & pursuit of happiness)
Give ya.. give ya shelter…
Our democracy not gonna fade away… “we will never be a socialist country!”
More!..
For our, children!..
Pride’s what we got today!
Security what we got today!..
JOBS what we got today!
Growth what we got today!..
We got, a lot today!…
I’m drainin’ gov (swamp)… sister..
Regs I just piss away…
Trade deficits I just piss away…
Tax rate I just piss away…
Climate Change deal I just piss away…
Iran Deal I just piss away
piss away.. piss away!..
Yeah….
“DOGS EAT DOG” #ThesePoochesAin’tHouseTrained!🐶💩
(music by Ted Nugent)
Intro ‘Uncle Ted’ GUITAR!🎸
Oooooooooooowwwwww!……..
Sabotage on the DC streets..
Dem OLD guard overturned 😳
They can’t do nothin’, to lead these freaks..
& if they don’t (cave to anti-semitism),
They’ll get berned!😡 (by radical base)…
Crazed women (radical freshman), bustin’ down Rep doors..
Accost more on the spot (even Obama!)..
Nancy best give up & get with what’s in store (socialism)😳
‘Cause if she don’t, her Speakership shot!😩
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dogs…
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…
Kamikazes on the House of Reps floor..
Swan dive would go economy (93 trillion Green Con)..
Nancy can’t handle, this mad House no more..
They crave that Socialist lunacy 😝👎
Yeah yeah yeah!..
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…
GUITAR….
Ooooooooowwwww!……..
“BERNIN’ FOR YOU” #FeelTheBern😡2020(Again😩)
(music by Blue Oyster Cult)
Bern out all day🤤….
Bern out all night (ev’rything free!)….
I can’t see no reason Socialism ain’t right….🤤
I’m livin’ for givin’ Karl Marx his due….
& I’m bernin’.. I’m bernin’..
I’ll Bernout on you!😩….
I’M BERNIN’.. I’M BERNIN’..
I’LL BERNOUT AGAIN ON YOU!
(Bernie’s campaign = dumpster fire)
(Bernie supporter = dumpster diver)
