Publius Prime

“ROCKET MAN”🚀 #WeWillTotallyDestroyHim🔥
(music by Elton John)

He packed nuke bombs last night for flight… 😦

Show off power, now can aim…
& he’s gonna get by!….. with his strife, ’cause of UN…

He’s dissed his neighbors so much (S.Korea, Japan, Guam!),
He’s dissed his life (rocket man is on a suicide mission)…
It’s lonely livin’ in that place (25 million person prison camp) 😫
On such a pointless!….. fight…. (USA will overwhelm & destroy)

(PREZ T):
And I think it’s overdue a long, long time..
Til showdown brings it ’round again he’ll find..
I’m not the man he wants to mess with at all,
Oh! no, no, no…
No more kickin’ can…..
Rocket Man!….
I’ll burn you up if refuse to hear & fold….

And I think it’s overdue a long, long time..
Til showdown brings it ’round again he’ll find..
I’m not the man he wants to mess with at all,
Oh! no, no, no….
No more kickin’ can…..
Rocket Man!….
I’ll burn you up if refuse to hear & fold….

NoKo ain’t the kind of place, to raise your kids…
In fact, it’s evil as hell… 👹
And there’s been no one anywhere to save them (Bill Clinton, Barry Obama), they nothing did…

And all this nuke science, is his master plan…
He loves his job, three generations deep…
Rocket Maaaaaaan!……
Nuke rocket plans……

(PREZ T):
And I think it’s over due a long, long time..
Til showdown brings it ’round again he’ll find..
I’m not the man he wants to mess with at all,
Oh! no, no, no….
No more kickin’ can…..
Rocket Man!….
I’ll burn you up if refuse to hear & fold….

And I think it’s overdue a long, long time..
Til showdown brings it ’round again he’ll find..
I’m not the man he wants to mess with at all,
Oh! no, no, no….
No more kickin’ can…..
Rocket Man!….
I’ll burn you up if refuse to hear & fold….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

“STUCK IN THE MIDDLE, I’M WITH YOU’

(music by Stealers Wheel)

INTRO STRUM….

Well, you know that I came here to fight..
I had a feelin’ these politicians ain’t right..
They’re so scared, they gonna get thrown out their chairs (seats)..
It’s no wonder, don’t repeal Obamacare..
Clowns to ‘the Left’ of me,
Jokers to ‘the Right’,
Here I am, stuck in middle – I’m WithYou 🇺🇸 ….

Yes I’m, stuck in the middle fightin’ FOR YOU!..
No more wonderin’ what it is we have to do.. (MAGA)
It’s so hard to keep this smile on my face.. (DC sewer smell is wretched)
Establishment hold, sewer (Obama Legacy) backed up all over the place..
Conmen to ‘the Left’ of me,
Chokers to ‘the Right’,
Here I am, stuck in the middle, I’M WITH YOU! 🇺🇸

Well, I started out with somethin’ (MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!),
& I’m damn proud that I’m a self-made man… 🙂
& my friends (forgotten patriots), they all came installin’..
Vote me to bring back, and say: pleeeeaaaase……..

(Make America Great Again) PLEEEEEAAASSE!……..

Tryin’ to make some gains, despite it all..
& I can see I can’t depend on these pussies at all..
It’s so cool, I go ‘n tweet ‘n make ’em roar..
‘Cause I don’t think gonna play by their rules anymore..
Crooks to ‘the Left’ of me,

Chokers to ‘the Right’,
Here I am, stuck in the middle FIGHTIN FOR YOU!🇺🇸

Well, I started out with somethin’ (MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!),
& I’m damn proud that I’m a self-made man… 🙂
& my friends, they all came installin’,
Vote me to bring back, and say: pleeeeeaaaase!……

(Make America Great Again) PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSEE!……

“MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” DRINKING GAME:

99 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…
99 rounds of golf!…
Trump takes a pound (NICE SHOT!), Hill flat on the ground 🙂
98 rounds rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…

98 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…
98 rounds of golf!…
Trump takes a pound, Hill flat on the ground 🙂
97 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…

97 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…
97 rounds of golf!…
Trump takes a pound, Hill flat on the ground 🙂
96 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…

96 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…
96 rounds of golf!…
Trump takes a pound, Hill flat on the ground 🙂
95 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…

REPEAT…
(Crooked Hillary post concussion: “WHhhAaaaAaatTt… HhhaaAaaPpeeeEEnnNeEDd???”)

“PROPS OF STUPIDER” #DeplorableExcusesDeplorableLoser

(music by Train)

Intro PIANO…

Now that she’s back in the blogosphere (& book tour)..
Give props of stupider, loss can’t bear.. 😦

Aye aye aye aye….

Her act looks dumber, & talk sounds lame..

Reminds me that, Bernie got short-changed.. (Felt The Bern) 😡

Aye aye aye aye….

Since her return, from the woods way too soon,
She blames ev’rything, & she barks at the moon..
Aye aye aye aye….
Aye aye….

Tell me..
Did you fail at ev’ything under the sun.. (see secretary of state – nuf said)
Did you bleach-bit emails all away,
& see 1st-girl-Prez hope all faded,
& that book circuit is over-rated.. 😦

Tell me..
Did you fall to a reality tv star..
One who gave you a permanent ‘crooked’ scar..
& then on you wiki leaked, while you were losing all by yourself, out there….. (skipped swing-states) 😦

Now that she’s back, baring her soul’s frustration..
Bitching her way, across the nation..
Aye aye aye aye….

She singles out Twitter, then she cites bad polls..
Reminds me that, Bernie got hosed 😡
Aye aye aye aye….

Now that she’s back in the blogosphere (w/ another paperweight/doorstop book)..
I’m afraid that she still (for sure) thinks of me as,
D-e-p-l-o-r-a-b-l-e, and in support of a man, who is a sexist and lies, so racist and in the Klan!

Tell me..

Did his win sweep you off your feet (collapse & lose a shoe)..
Now you finally get another chance (2008, 2016),
To freelance (book tours, 200K speeches, talk-show bitch sessions etc),
Out of the light of day (law)..
& head back to your crooked ways..

& tell me..
Did Weiner blow your crime..
Were you ev’rything FoxNews 24/7 slimed..
& did Comey diss you, while you were losing all by yourself, out there…. (esp swing-states)

Did you “imagine”: those Russian spies, FBI, NYTimes chickens..
Your best (only) friend (Huma) always stickin’ close to you (real close).. 🙂
Even when Podesta said you’re not strong.. 😦

Did you “imagine”: fake-news trance, Vlad/Trump bromance,
‘Trump (bitter clinger) voter Low Information’,
The best Electoral College day that we ever had!..
You don’t agree? 🙂

Tell me..
Did his win & swingstate sweep make your snowflakes weep 😦
Now you finally get another chance, to freelance (secret server),
Out of the light of day..
& head back to your crooked ways..

Tell me..
Did you fail at ev’rything under the sun..
Did you delete emails all away..
& see 1st-girl-Prez hope all faded..
& that book-circuit is over rated…

Tell me..
Did you fall to a reality tv star..
One who gave you a permanent ‘crooked’ scar..
& did you mislead, while you were losing all by yourself…. (esp in swing-states)

(DEM VOTERS): 2020?
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah!… hell no!
& now you get yet another chance to rant about who got in the way 😦

Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah!… hell no!
How did you fall to a Reality TV star?!
The Apprentice tv star!

Nah na na naa na na na!….
Nah na naa na na nah!….
Look in the mirror only, & lose yourself in the woods out there!…..

“WON’T REMEMBER YOU”

#Dem2020Ballad

(music by Skid Row)

INTRO ACOUSTIC GUITAR…..

Woke up to see the sight of meltin’ flakes… 😫

CNN anchors would whimper, didn’t think it was true…

& all the tears they cried, Bernie cursed your name 😡

‘Cause when Dems needed you, didn’t come through….

Tryin’ to repaint a picture of lame campaignin’ days gone by (skipped swing states)..

When your support was blind (& ignorant), and you would delete so no one could see..

Snowflakes & celebs applauded life of slime, ignored your lies..

Dictators knew that you were there for a fee..

Time after time, you committed, felonies!….

Don’t remind us of yesterday..

Talkin’ bland on bland..

Candidate, in quicksand 😱

Won’t Remember You!

Through the rigged primary fight,
Through every endless ‘Foundation’ charade..

2020 want you to stay away,

Won’t Remember.. You!

Oh.. hell no!…. oh nooo……

You spent the summer with the Trump putdowns..

Wished ever after, would’ve said something like this:(“back up you creep!”)

Bill said Loretta’s with you babe, on tarmacs I get around 😉

He said I’ll support my wife, for just one WH intern kiss 💋😜

Rigged, phony smile, bold lies, & your hiss!

Don’t remember yesterday..
Talkin’ so bland on bland..
Candidacy in quicksand..
Won’t Remember You!
Through all the rigged primary fights,
Through ev’ry endless “Foundation” charade..
2020 want you to stay away,
Won’t Remember.. You!

We’ve had our share of hard times..

& Trump’s the price we’ve paid.. 😦

But through it all, we’ve kept the promise to Bernie we made! 😡 ….

Weiner swore (texted), he’d never be lonely again!……… 🙂

KICKASS Jail-Striped-Pantsuit GUITAR SOLO (no parole eligibility)……

Woke up to see the sight of meltin’ flakes 😦 …
Washed away, 1st female prez dream for you…
But no one else but The Donald, could’ve ever flushed you away…
‘Cause you’ll always be damned for Fin up our ‘FEEL DA BERN’ dream come true! 😦

If you come back my darlin’,

Fauxcahontas will scalp, you!…..

Don’t remember yesterday..
Talk so bland on bland.. (you made Charlie Brown’s teacher sound like Obama’s articulate ‘Unknown Teleprompter’)
Candidate, in quicksand..
Won’t Remember You!
Through the rigged primary fight,
Through every endless BENGHAZI VIDEO charade!..
2020 you best stay away,
We Won’t Remember You!
Don’t remind us of yesterday!..
Talkin’ your pantsuits so bland!
Throw you back in quicksand..
Won’t Remember You!
Through the RUSSIAN URANIUM SALE sleight!..
Through ev’ry endless incompetent day!..
We want you to stay away..
We don’t remember…
We Won’t Remember!…. You!…..

Hell Nooooooo!…….. oooohh hell no! 😦 …….

“TAKE YOUR JOB, & DO IT! #OrPresidentTrumpWill!

(music by Johnny Paycheck)

Take your job.. & DO IT!

Your bullshit ain’t workin’ here no more..
A ‘majority’ we get, and you find lame reasons,
For We-The-People, not workin’ for 😦
You better not try, and stand in Trump’s way,
‘Cause we be tossin’ your establishment asses out the door (2018)..
Take your job, & DO IT!
Your bullshit ain’t workin’ here no more…..

They been campaignin’ for this majority,
For nigh eight long years..
All this time they watched our country,
Grounded by a fool with big ears.. 😦
& I’ve seen a lot of good folks die,
That had a lot of Obamacare bills to pay.. (premium spike, lost plan/doctor) 😦
Trump’ll rip the skirts right offa’ Ryan & Mconnell’s butts,
‘Cuz he has the nuts to say:

Take your job.. & DO IT!
Your bullshit ain’t workin’ here no more..
A ‘majority’ we get, and you find lame reasons,
For We-The-People, not workin’ for 😦
You better not try, and stand in Trump’s way,
‘Cause we be tossin’ your lame asses out the door (2018).. 🙂
So take your job, & DO IT!
Your bullshit ain’t a workin’ here no more……

Well, that senate leader, he’s a real lazy dog,
The House Speaker, he’s an Establishment tool..
T got a brand new debt limit deal cut,
Lord, he leaned on Dem fools (Nancy & Chuck)..
One of these days, he’s gonna blow his top,
& those RINO’s, they gonna pay..
Lord, I can’t wait to see their faces,
When they get a permanent vacation stay.. (VOTE THEM OUT!) 🙂

So take your job, & DO IT!
Your bullshit ain’t workin’ here no more..
A ‘majority’ we get, and you find lame reasons,
For We-The-People, not workin’ for 😦
You better not try, and stand in Trump’s way,
‘Cause we be tossin’ your moderate asses out the door 🙂 …
So take your job, & FREAKIN’ DO IT!
Your bullshit ain’t a workin’ here no more 😦 ………

“FOLLOW ME”

(music by Uncle Kracker)

Intro ACOUSTIC RIFF…

FakeNews don’t know how they didn’t get me, CrookedHillary still don’t know why??? (new book: ‘What The Fuck Happened?’)😥

NeverTrumpers can’t turn around, & say goodbye🖕🏻

All you know (Trump Nation) is that I’m with you, & set you free (De-Regulate)👍

And WIN all the games, be big fish in the sea 🇺🇸

I’m Leadin’,

Follow me..

Ev’rything’ll be all right..

I’ll be the one to lock our borders up tight..

And if you, want to achieve, I can guarantee..

You won’t find nobody more driven than me.. (MAGA!)🇺🇸

I’m real worried, bout’ these ‘RINO in the headlights’ stares 😳

‘Cause for so long, as we all know (7 yr repeal/replace blah blah), still got Obamacare 😫

Repub’s feelin’ guilty, & we’re well aware..

They should all look ashamed, & 2018 be real scared!..

I’m Leadin’,

Follow me..

Ev’rything’ll be all right..

I’ll be the one to help you rebuild post Harvey might..

And if you, want to succeed, I can guarantee..

You won’t find nobody more qualified than me.. (MAGA!) 🇺🇸

Won’t give you money, I can’t make you strive..
You’re better off if you learn the hard way, why..
America’s not the reason that you go astray..

You’ll do alright if you work to make your way…

Follow me..

Ev’rything’ll be all right..

I’ll be the one to bring us to new heights..

And if you, want to exceed, I can guarantee..

You won’t find nobody better to lead 🙂 ….

Establishment don’t know how they didn’t get me,
CrookedHillary still don’t know why?…
NeverTrumpers can’t turn around, & say goodbye…
All you know is that I’M WITH YOU,
& set you free 🙂
We’ll WIN all the games, be big fish in the sea! (MAGA)

We’re Leadin’,
FOLLOW ME…..

(Repeat Chorus)