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"Let the American youth never forget, that they possess a noble inheritance, bought by the toils, and sufferings, and blood of their ancestors; and capacity, if wisely improved, and faithfully guarded, of transmitting to their latest posterity all the substantial blessings of life, the peaceful enjoyment of liberty, property, religion, and independence."
--Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution, 1833

“YOUR KISS” #ThrowThePervOut!

“YOUR KISS” #ThrowThePervOut!
(music by Hall & Oates)

(LEEANN TWEEDEN):
Because your kiss, your kiss was not part of the skit..

Because your kiss, your kiss tasted like shit! 😦

Because your kiss put on my lips, was the most disgusting thing in my young life!….

Because your kiss, your kiss was a violating diss..

Because your kiss (& boob grab) I was asleep, and could not resist!..

Because your kiss put on my lips (& tongue between them),
Was a sexual assault that’s now come to light!….

“MY WAY” #OrTheHighway

“MY WAY” #OrTheHighway

(music by Frank Sinatra)

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And a now.. winning is here.. πŸ‘

And so I lambaste.. the swampy creatures.. πŸ‘ΉπŸ’©
My supporters.. I’ll say it clear (NO PC)..
I’ll tweet my case.. of which I’m certain.. (MAGA!)πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
I’ve lived.. The American Dream to the full..
I burned up each.. and every swing-state highway.. (over Hillary roadkill)
& WIN MORE.. much more than this.. (BigLeague)
I do it.. My.. Way.. πŸ‘

Regrets.. I never do..
So say again.. (16 Republican politicos thrashed)
Oh, did I mention?.. 😜
I did.. what (labeled on twitter)I had to do (stalked on debate stage)..
I’ll see it through.. permanent detention..
(LOCK HER UP!) πŸ‘
Big plans.. I chart our course..
Each fruitful step.. restore our #1 way.. (MAGA!)πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
WIN MORE.. much more than this.. (BigLeague)
I do it.. My.. Way….

Yes, there were times.. we sure all knew..
When Obama bit off.. more than he could chew..
(led from the ass end) πŸ‘Ž
But his legacy & all.. let there be no doubt..
I’ll chew it up!.. and spit it out!.. 😝
I’ll flush it all!.. and we’ll stand tall!..
& do it.. My… Way!…

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USA I love.. (@ Obama/Clinton) I’ve laughed & cried.. πŸ‘Ž
We’ve had our fill.. no more with losing..
& a now.. snowflake tears won’t subside.. 😒
I find it all.. so amusing.. πŸ™‚
To think.. I did all that (thrashed Crooked Clinton politico machine)..
& may I say.. not in a shy way..
(“WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE”)
Oh no.. oh no, I LEAD.. (from the front!) πŸ‘
I Do It.. MY… WAY…

For here is my plan.. what for America I got..
(MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Not for myself.. FOR ALL I plot..
To tweet the things!.. I truly feel!..
And sing anthem words!.. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
while piss-pots kneel.. πŸ’©
My record shows!.. I brought new growth!.. πŸ‘
I Do It.. MY!… WAY!…. (or it’s the highway)

Yes.. I’ll DO IT…

MY WAY!…..

“BABBLE ON” #Nonsensical”MasterLegislator”

“BABBLE ON” #Nonsensical”MasterLegislator”

(music by Led Zeppelin)

EXACTLY WHY TERM-LIMITS ARE NEEDED!

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Intro PAGE GUITAR…

Words are drawlin’, garbled sounds..

All the time, has nonsense to say..

Thanks to her, Repub’s much obliged..

Ryan has such a long Speaker stay..

‘Cause now it’s time for her to go (term limits!)..

The talk-show loons (CNN, PMSNBC) highlight her say..

For now she sounds insane!,

& so deranged!..

And she’s way over-stayed…

Ah, her jibberish has grown so tired..

But we know she got one thing she always do…

Babble on!…

& now’s the time, the time is now,
To send her along..
She’s broadcast ’round the world, embarrassing is this girl.. 😦
Nothin’ coherent to say..
She’s been nutty this way, many years liberal crazed..
Babble on!
Gotta retire ‘the Princess’, & all her crazy schemes… (LOCO)

Got no time for spreadin’ truth,
The time has come, her mind is gone..
& though her mental health we’ve questioned a thousand times,
It’s time to put a gag on…

Babble on!…
& now’s the time, her time is now..
TO BE LONG GONE!
The Broad is cast ’round the world, embarrassing girl.. 😦
Incoherent say..
She’s been nutty this way, many years liberal crazed..
Babble On!
Gotta retire ‘the Princess, & all her crazy schemes… (Coo Coo)

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JIMMY GUITAR πŸ™‚ ….

“DIVERSITY” #SchmuckSchumerLottery:’ADollar&AScheme’

“DIVERSITY” #SchmuckSchumerLottery:’ADollar&AScheme’
(music by Billy Joel)

INTRO PIANO…
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As Chuck searched for inclusiveness..

Terror wasn’t hard to find..
He’d like to have this gov, & we wouldn’t live ☠️
But now Trump looks for usefulness..
‘Cause open borders, got us in a bind.. 😦
It always seems to be, so important to Libs!….

DIVERSITY…..
Is such a bogus word,
Every one (Dem initiative) is just a ruse…

DIVERSITY…..
Is hardly merit deserved,
& mostly what don’t need to do…..

Dems can always find someone (or bus them in over the border
That they can patronize (& hope they won’t terrorize..
They just pin a (voter registration) card upon their sleeve..
But we get Chucky’s crybaby face 😒
To tell us amnesty lies..
All he wants is someone to ‘randomly’ receive…..

DIVERSITY…..
Is such a bogus word…
Every one (Dem initiative) is just a ruse…

DIVERSITY…..
Is hardly merit deserved…
& mostly what don’t need to do…..

Multi-cultural lover!…. πŸ˜€

So many new (unvetted) friends!…

We can’t have security!

Only more bitter ends! 😫

Anyone can come for free,

with all family & friends…

& vote! πŸ‘

&vote!😁 ……….

“WE AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN YET” #SoMuchScandalSoLittleInvestigation

“WE AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN YET” #SoMuchScandalSoLittleInvestigation
(music by BTO)

DEDICATED TO VLAD AGENTS:
Crooked Hillary & Slick Willie Clinton’s, Barry Obama & crew, and the DNC

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Intro GUITARS….

You bet, a devil woman..
She sold our uranium away.. 😦
She said Bill had 500K speech fee comin’ to him.. (& Clinton-Crime-Family-Foundation 145 million)
& Vlad wanted it that way.. (REAL RUSSIAN COLLUSION) πŸ™‚

She thinks that, dirty governin, is good governin’.. (the 90’s called – they want their Whitewater back)
So she took (dirty dictator cash) what she could get.. mmmm
Yeah she took all she could get πŸ’°
& then she looked at us with wide lyin, eyes..

No cred,
We AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ YET..
N-N-N-NO we just ain’t seen n-n-n-nothin’ yet..
(Uranium One, Benghazi video, classified email destruction, Clinton Crime Family Foundation etc..)
Always somethin’, hopin’ that we’d all forget..
N-N-N-NO we just ain’t seen n-n-n-nothin’ yet.. ($$$$ Phony Trump-Russian Dossier)
nothin’ yet, you just seen the tip of the ice-berg!……

& Now Barock’s not feelin’ better.. 😦
‘Cause Trump’ll find out for sure.. (Real/Uncompromised Special Investigator)
He’ll look into CrookedHill’s protector..
& prosecution is the cure.. πŸ™‚

He said that, dirty gov, is good gov.. (
So he corrupted all he could get.. (IRS)
Yes, he corrupted all he could get.. (FBI/CIA)
& then he looked at us with those big lyin’ eyes..

No cred,
We AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ YET..
N-N-N-NO we just ain’t seen nothin’ yet..

(Illegal warrants & wiretapping, IRS targeting, Fast & Furious, Illegal Immigration push etc..)
Always somethin’, always somethin’.. hopin’ we’d all forget..
Barry, Barry he knows,

We just ain’t seen nothin’ yet ($$$$ Phony Trump-Russian Dossier)

you need indoctrinatin’, you gotta go to public school.. 😦

Dirty gov, is good Dem governin’..
So Bernie took all of the shit,
Yes he swallowed all of their shit (happily) πŸ™‚
& then, & then, & then,
Blabbermouth Wasserman Schultz looked at us with a big (resignation) frown & lies

No cred,
We AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ YET..
Nation, we just ain’t seen n-n-nothin’ yet.. (see DONNA BRAZILE)
Here’s somethin’, here’s somethin’ (Dem/Russian Collusion)
Here’s somethin’ hopin’ we’d all forget..
Hill’ry, Hill’ry, Hill’ry, Hill’ry, Hill’ry,
She ain’t seen J-J-J-Justice yet..

but TRUMP’S COMIN’ AROUND! πŸ™‚

(PREZ T):
“YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ YET”….

(REPEAT CHORUS)….

“CHAPPAQUA HILL”πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί#Ain’tThatAShame/NowWhoWillSheBlame

“CHAPPAQUA HILL” πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί#Ain’tThatAShame/NowWhoWillSheBlame

(music by Fats Domino)

INTRO FATS PIANO…..

(PREZ T):

I found it was ‘Hill’….. (Crooked) ☹️

Paid, ‘dossier’ bill….. πŸ’°

Oh she was so thrilled….. πŸ’©

When thought I was through….. πŸ‘Ž

The loons got shrill….. 😫

On, Capitol Hill….. πŸ›

Investigation lingered until….. πŸ”

Her scheme fell through….. πŸ‘Ž

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The fake-news-media displayed….. πŸ“Ί

Obama gov’s neat felony….. (SO MANY DemoRats)πŸ€

& all of those vows, Comey made…..

Were just perjury…..

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Now fallen apart…..

Informant will spill…..

For Bill will be thrilled….. (bimbo eruption time!)πŸ’‹

I’ll LOCK HER UP! still πŸ‘…..

PIANO ‘PERP-WALK’ …..

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