Publius Prime

“STUCK IN THE MIDDLE” #TensePence 😑
(music by Stealers Wheel)

INTRO ‘STATUE-GROOVE’….

(VP TENSE):
Well, I don’t know why I sit here on site… 🤔 (Oval Office WWE battleground)

I got the feelin’ there’s gonna be a fight… 😠

I look so scared, encased, tied to my chair… 🤐

So I’ll just sit here all stone-faced and stare… 😐

Clown (Cryin’Chuck) to the left of me, 😥

Joker (‘Tinkler’) to the right, 😛

Here I am, stuck in the middle won’t move….. 😴

“HAPPY TOGETHER”😠

(music by The Turtles)

(CROOKED HILLARY):

Can’t imagine me and you,

In pew..

I curse about you day & night, 😡

Your sleazy slight..

To know it was my turn to gov,

It was My Right! 😫

SO HAPPY TOGETHER!…😖

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):

Yeah I should light you up (on twitter),

Now’s not the time..

But I’ll say you were wrong to lead,

(2020) don’t waste your time..

Imagined how your seat would be,

Way down the line 😉

SO HAPPY TOGETHER! 👍

(BAROCK ‘Selfie Star’ OBAMA):

I can’t see me lovin’ nobody but me, 🤩

For all my life!…

When your (cameras are focused) on me,

Baby (CNN) my lies won’t make news 👍

For all my life! (Legacy cover) 😉

(1st LADY MELANIA):

Me for you (America),

& you can count on me 👍

No matter how they (critics) get cross & trite,

We will succeed 😍

The only one for me is all of you,

You can count on me 😘

SO HAPPY TOGETHER!

(PREZ SLICK WILLIE):

I can’t see me lovin’ nobody but interns,😘

For the rest of my life!..
When they’re with me,
Baby their dresses, white on blue
But not my wife!…

(PROUD MOOCHELLE):
Me & me,
& you for me 👍
What matters is my many gripes,
Tell what to eat! 🥦🥕🥒🥑
The only one for me is me, 🍟🍔🍕🍰😉
& shopping sprees (not at Target)

SO HAPPY TOGETHER!

(PREZ CARTER):
Ba ba ba ba!… ba ba.. baa… ba baba ba… ba!.. baaa….
baaa.. ba ba ba!… ba ba baba baaaa!….

SO HAPPY TOGETHER!….

SO HAPPY TOGETHER!….

AS COLD AS THE WEATHER!

SO HAPPY TOGETHER!…. 🤣😂

“DESPERADO” #CollusionDelusion

(music by The Eagles)

Desperado….

You’ll never come to your senses…

You been out huntin’ wenches (witches),

For so long, now (2 yrs & counting!)…

Oh, you’re a partisan…

We know that you got your reasons (agenda: Crooked Hillary/Obama Deep State cover up/crimes)…

This thing (hoax) that ain’t pleasin’ you (NO COLLUSION)…

Gonna boomerang & how 😉

Did you draw the porn queen with diamonds (hush money) boy,

She’ll (BLEEP!) you, she’s sure able 💋

& that queer of smarts 🤤(Creepy Porn Lawyer Avenutti),

Was never a good bet…

Now it seems to me some slimey things, (dirty dossier)

Have been made up in your fable…

& you only want the one, (Spygate – target Trump)

That you can’t get…..

D E S P E R A D O 😫😢😤😠🤯

“RUN RUN HILLARY” #2020GiftThatKeepsOnGiving

(music by Chuck Berry, Intro music by Elmo & Patsy)

HILLARY GOT RUN OVER, FLAT ON HER REAR…
STUMBLIN’ HOME FROM CAMPAIGN, ELECTION EVE…
SHE CAN SAY THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS MAGA…
BUT AS FOR ME & ‘THE DONALD’ WE BELIEVE…

Intro ‘FATHER of ROCK n’ ROLL’ Riff… 🎸

Out of all the DemocRATS you know you’re the master-slime… 🤮

Run, run Hillary, Biden’s 🤡 not too far behind…

Run, run Hillary, Schumer 😢 needs you to make it to town…

She’s got Bernie worried, fearin’ she will take the Socialists down 😡 …

Run, run Hillary, yeah she campaignin’ and a fallin’ down… 🤕

Said Pelosi to a Lib child (adult), “what have you been longing for?”…🤔

“All I want for election is a ‘progressive’ & Globalist in charge…

& then away went Hillary, whinin’ with fool Hollywood stars 😫…

Run, run Hillary, Schumer 😢 needs you to make it to town…

She’s got Bernie worried, fearin’ she will take the Socialists down 😡 …

Run, run Hillary, campaignin’ and a fallin’ down… 🤕

CHUCK GUITAR 🎸 😉

Run, run Hillary, Schumer 😢 needs you to make it to town…
She’s got Bernie worried, fearin’ she will take the Socialists down 😡 …
Run, run Hillary, she campaignin’ and a fallin’ down… 🤕

Said Pelosi to a girl (I’m With Her) child, “what would you like most to get?”…🤔

“I want a female prez doll that can (gender) cry, scream & ‘women’s card’ bet”…

& away went Hillary, a schemin’ faux suffragette…

Run, run Hillary, Schumer 😢 needs you to make it to town…
She’s got Bernie worried, fearin’ she will take the Socialists down 😡 …
Run, run Hillary, she campaignin’ and a fallin’ down… 🤕

“HER FINAL COUNTDOWN”

(music by Europe)

INTRO BALLOT BOX STUFFING RIFF…….

She’s piecing together….. (vote boxes in car trunks & closets)

For Bill (Nelson), not farewell…..

& Gillum, a comeback…..

Legal votes, GO TO HELL!….

I guess there are Republicans she can blame…..

Marc Elias (Clinton scumbag lawyer) on the ground…..
(Dems now gaining ground!) 🙂

The count will never be the same again!…..

It’s her – FINAL COUNTDOWN!……

“BACK WITH THE GAVEL AGAIN”

(music by Gene Autry)

(COWPOKE PELOSI):

I’m back with the gavel again..🤠

Leading, all my loony friends..🤪

Where the liberal babble seethes, 😤 (impeach 45!)😫

On goes lowly “resist” sleeze,😡

Back with the gavel again 🙃….

Rammin’ through votes once more.. (have to pass it to see what’s in it)😝

Stokin’ division & hordes..😠(MOBS not jobs)👍

Now your “crumbs” are in my sights, 🧐

& the ACA Law is right, (still lost your doctor)🤕

Back with the gavel again 🙃

Whoopi-ty-aye-oh…

Blockin’ Trump & growth..🙃

Back with the gavel again 👑

Whoopi-ty-aye-yay…

I got my say.. 🤮

Back with the gavel again 🤗

I’m back with the gavel again.. 👑
Leading, all my loony friends.. 🤪
Where the liberal babble seethes, 😤 (impeach 45!)😫
On goes lowly “resist” sleeze, 😡
Back with the gavel again 🙃

Rammin’ through votes once more.. 😝 (have to pass it to see what’s in it)
Stokin’ division & hordes.. 😠 (MOBS not jobs) 👍
Now your “crumbs” are in my sights, 🧐
& the ACA Law is right, (still lost your doctor) 🤒
Back with the gavel again 🙃

Whoopi-ty-aye-oh…
Blockin’ Trump & growth.. 🙃
Back with the gavel again 👑
Whoopi-ty-aye-yay…
I got my say.. 🤮
Back with the gavel again 🙃