“AMERICAN RISE” #SaveAmericaTour
(music by Don McLean)
‘Make America Great Again! & Again! & Again! & Again! & Again!’……
A long long time ago (2015)..
I can still remember how his rallies used to make me smile.. (& Snowflakes riled)
And I knew if he got the chance.. (he’d schlong Crooked Hillary)
That he could break those ‘sheeples’ trance..
And maybe they’d be grateful for awhile.. (that they live in the USA!)
But ‘Deep State’ fairies (Strzok & McCabe) made them quiver.. (w/ fear & hate, aka TDS)
With ev’ry lame hoax they delivered..
‘Fake News’ on the TV set..
‘TrumpHate Cupcakes’ makin’ threats..
I do remember Sessions sighed.. (w/ indifference)
When he “recused out”, and Mueller tried/cried.. (Russia! Russia! Russia!)
Something ‘swampy’, deep & wide.. (unlimited Witch Hunt)
The day, that justice died….
So, Rise!.. Rise!..
Yes, American Rise…
Drove that Chevy (Volt), to the levee (store)..
But the battery went dry.. (even after charging it for 6 hrs while shopping!)
That good ol’ boy.. (‘Patriot President’ Trump)
Was thinkin’ winning (‘Big League’) & thrive.. (MAGA!)
Tweetin’ (til the Big Tech Fascists censored), this’ll be the day we revive.. (Founding Spirit)
This’ll be the day that WE (The People) RISE!….
Did you (‘outsider 45’) rewrite the book on gov..
Restore our faith in god above.. (protect religious freedoms, esp against attacks on Christianity)
As the Bible tells us so.. (promote/protect human rights & condition for ALL)
Don’t you believe Law & Order foes.. (‘Defund Police’)
‘Cause justice will save our moral code.. (‘Refund Police!’)
& ‘The Donald’ can preach on how to advance & grow.. (‘Blue-Collar Billionaire’)
Well, I know the Left’s in love with him.. (Karl Marx)
‘Cause they ‘Feel The Bern’, deep within.. (educationally indoctrinated)
They both (Crooked Hillary & Faux Joe) kicked him out, was a ruse.. (Berner was too far Left to get elected)
Man, they dig that radical muse!..
He’s got some lowly Marxist freeloadin’ schmucks.. (BLM, Antifa, Bernie Bros, The (shit) Squad)
With instincts to trash nation, and in ‘Chop Zones’ run amok..
Blue City cops knew that they were out of luck..
The day, scum mayors took sides….
We started singin’,
Rise!.. Rise!..
Yes, American Rise…
Drove that Chevy (Volt), to the levee..
But the battery went dry.. (just left it at the charging station and walked the 5 miles home)
That good ol’ boy.. (‘Patriot President’ Trump)
Was thinkin’ winning (‘Big League’) & thrive.. (MAGA!)
Tweetin’ this’ll be the day we revive..
This’ll be the day that WE RISE!….
Now, for past year we’ve been blamed, disowned..
And rot grows fast, ’cause of stolen votes..
But that’s not how it used to be.. (2016 we caught ’em by surprise)
Now this jester (puppet) preens for the ‘Global’ fiends..
In a cloak (pandemic “crisis”) he borrowed, and more vaccines.. (Unconstitutional mandates)
In a voice (dumb dumb), that comes from AhOleC.. (& other radical communists)
Oh, and while Xi Jinping was clamping down.. (on Taiwan & soon the world)
The jester (Dr. Fauxci) made his Big Pharma rounds.. $$$$$$$
The pressroom adjourned..
No critique was returned.. (except on therapeutics & natural immunity)
And while Biden read from ‘Book of Marx’..
Great statues vanished from our parks..
And RINO’s sang dirges (for the USA), DC dark..
The day, our freedom died….
We started singin’,
Rise!.. Rise!..
Yes, American Rise…
Drove that Chevy (Volt), to the levee (store)..
But the battery went dry (another Obama ‘cash for clunkers’)
That good ol’ boy (45)..
Was thinkin’ winning & thrive.. (AMERICA 1st!)
Tweetin’ this’ll be the day we revive..
This’ll be the day that WE RISE!….
Helter Skelter (chaos & confusion), by summer a shit-show squelcher..
Our gains (historic Trump growth & success) blew off, like a straw house shelter..
Hate pilin’ high (blame America for everything), and (Liberty & Rights) fallin’ fast..
They landed foul (Unconstitutional mandates), on the mass.. (majority of citizens without exemptions)
The commies tried to push forward & pass.. (end filibuster)
With the jester, in his (Delaware) basement, ice-cream snacks.. (every chance he gets)
Now, in halftime air was (at college football stadiums across the country), sweet rebuke..
“FUCK JOE BIDEN!.. FUCK JOE BIDEN!.. FUCK JOE BIDEN!”…
While Patriots pushed, audit reviews.. (AUDIT ALL 50!)
We all got up, took stance.. (against the blatant 2020 rigged election)
Oh, but Dems’ll never take that (transparency) chance.. (what are they hiding??)
‘Cause those cheaters tried to fake & steal..
The Swing-State bands refused to yield..
We will recall (electors & decertify), fraud was revealed..
The day, (free & fair) elections, died….
We started singin’,
Rise!.. Rise!..
Yes, American Rise…
Drove that Chevy (Volt), to the levee..
But the battery went dry..
That good ol’ boy..
Was thinkin’ winning & thrive..
Tweetin’ this’ll be the day we revive..
This’ll be the day that WE RISE!….
Oh, and there we were surrenderin’ that place.. (Afghanistan)
A generation lost in haste.. (20 yrs of American warrior sacrifice & gains)
With bad guys left (& fully armed) to start again.. (plot another 9/11)
“So C’mon Man!”, jackass nimble, jackass quick (to surrender)..
Jackass spat on (service), a coward’s shtick..
‘Cause mire (crisis, chaos & retreat), is this Devil’s only friend.. (& his newly armed Taliban buds)
Oh, and as we watched him on his (lapdog media) stage..
Our hands were clenched in fists of rage..
Our country thrown in hell..
Couldn’t even break his sheeple’s spell.. (all 81 circles of them)
& as the flames climbed high, engulfed our plight..
To light the sacrificial (Constitutional) rite (slight)..
I saw Statists laughing with delight..
The day, our Honor, died…
We started singin’,
Rise!.. Rise!..
Yes, American Rise…
Drove that Chevy, to the levee..
But the battery died..
That good ol’ boy (45)..
Was thinkin’ winning & thrive.. (FIX 2020!)
Tweetin’ this’ll be the day we revive..
This’ll be the day that WE RISE!…
I met a girl (Pelosi) who Our House, abused..
So I asked her ’bout her radical views.. (& copy of her shredded Trump SOTU speech)
But she got riled & screamed “Go Away!”.. (you be goin’ away in 2022, Bitch)
I went down to the sacred floor (of Capitol)..
Where she ran a ‘false flag’ a year before.. (to derail Senate election objections & demonize Trump supporters)
But the RINO’s said the (Jan 6 crooked) committee went away.. (faded like all the other ‘useful idiot’ hoaxes)
And in the streets the anarchists (Antifa, BLM) screamed.. (& rioted, burned assaulted etc)
The governors lied (’bout election fraud & nursing home deaths), and the politicos schemed..
Not an honest word was spoken.. (truth was “reimagined”)
Our ‘Liberty Bell’ was broken.. (almost shattered)
But then the three men I admire the most..
Founding Father.. (George Washington)
Won.. (the Civil War – Abraham Lincoln)
& commies are toast.. (Ronald Reagan)
Caught the ‘Trump-Train’ for the coast.. (2024 Tour)
The day, our country, survived..
And they were singin’.. (demanding)
Rise!.. Rise!..
Yes, American Rise!…
Drove that Chevy (Muscle car), to the levee..
Jumped that levee, hit overdrive!.. (Dukes Of Hazzard)
That good ol’ boy was thinkin’ Big League winning & thrive..
Tweetin’ this’ll be the day we revive…
Tweetin’.. this’ll be the day.. that WE RISE!….
“‘JOE SURRENDER’” #KeepTheGunsBlackHawks&Hostages😉
(music by Bruce ‘Snowflake’ Springsteen😫& The E Street Band)
ILLEGAL ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES😠🎸
Woooaah… faaauux… joooee🥺…
Woooaah… faaauux… joooee😰…
Woooaah… faaauux… joooee😩…
Woooaah… faaauux… joooee😵…
Well, he busted out real fast… (from DC to his Delaware Dungeon)🛌
Had to get away, from that (WH press) pool…
We learned more from a Taliban Twitter posting…
Than we ever learned from ‘Drool’🤤…
Tonight we hear Kabul neighborhood gunners sound💣… (terrorists with abandoned American armaments)
They can feel the horror begin to come ‘round… (Afghan citizen executions)😵
He says, “Jill I’m tired & I just wanna close my eyes”…
Not follow their screams down (into hell)🔥🙈🙊🙉
Well, he made a promise,
He swore we’d be out by September… (9/11, unconditionally)
‘Joe Retreat’, country,
‘JOE SURRENDER’🥺…
Pull soldiers from a winning fight (established Afghan Gov),
& their vow, to defend (abandon American civilians)…
‘Joe Retreat’, country,
“JOE SURRENDER”🥺…
Well, now brave faces grow sad, not bold…
& hearts of fire go cold🥶…
Trump swore blood brothers, against we’d win (strong conditions)…
We’d be ready to go back in again… (Unleash Hell if agreements broken)😠
Now to hear our citizen voices callin’ for home😱…
Across the broken yards…
Best believe Faux’d 🤤 leave ‘em in place, just disown… (abandoned)😳
With our guns and armored cars!😤
‘Cause, he made a promise,
He swore we’d be out by September…
‘Joe Retreat’, country,
“JOE SURRENDER”🥺…
Pull brothers from the stormy fight,
& their vow to defend…
‘Joe Retreat’, country,
“JOE SURRENDER”
…
Hey!
Lielieeeliieelielie…..liieelielielieeelie….lieelielieliielieelielie…lielieeliielieLooooost….
Now on Kabul streets tonight freedom’s light grows dim…
The Taliban goons, are closin’ in👹…
There’s a war outside still ragin’ (20 yr 9/11 anniversary – they are always at war with us)…
Schmoe🤪 says it ain’t ours any more to win…
He wants to sleep, beneath stormy skies…
In his governin’ bed😴…
With a wide open country, our demise🤯…
(Open borders, unvetted illegal aliens, imported & transported terrorists etc)
& patriotic dreams left for dead🇺🇸⚰️…
Because he made a promise,
He swore we’d be out by September…
‘Joe Retreat’, country,
“JOE SURRENDER”
Pull brothers from the stormy fight,
& their vow, to defend…
‘Joe Retreat’, country,
“JOE SURRENDER”🥺…
‘Joe Retreat’, country,
“JOE SURRENDER”🥺…
Woooaah… faaauux… joooee… 
Woooaah… faaauux… joooee…
Woooaah… faaauux… joooee… 
Woooaah… faaauux… joooee… 
“COULD THIS BE TRAGIC” #Women&ChildrenLast
(music by Van Halen)
you ready Edward🎸
1..2..1..2..3..4…
Down outta the mountains on a cool summer night…
Taliban, you don’t got to hurry, take your time… (only took ‘em a few days!)
What you seize, all on the menu, and you get it to fight…
Taliban, you got (covering up) womens on your mind🧕🏽…
Could this be tragic?…
It sure ain’t good gov👎…
Could this turn tragic?…
You know that incompetence often does!…🤤
& I say, “only troops out of the war zone,
Better save the women & children last…🤷🏻♂️💤💤
Run away, leave all to slaughter… (American civilians)😳
Better save the women & children last😉…
I hear screamin’ on the landin’ (runway), an’ there’s bodies fallin’ the air…
Just could be for their plane, late checkin’ in🤔…
Yeah I’m pullin’ back an’ yeah, a bit nappin’😴 (Camp David & Delaware abode)…
Ain’t got it quite right (ass backwards)🤤…
(Trump: K.I.S.S. ‘keep it simple stupid: first evacuate civilians, then equipment & armaments, then the military!)
There’s a full retreat (surrender) tonight,
Country, guess they win🤷🏻♂️
(c’mon man! it was only 20 yrs!)
even CNN said,
Could this be tragic?…
It sure ain’t good gov👎… no ho
an’ allies said,
Could this turn tragic?…
You know that incompetence often does!💩…
(“never underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up” – Barack Hussein Obama)
& I say, “only troops out of the war zone”,
Better save the women & children last🤷🏻♂️💤💤
Run away, leave all to slaughter… (American civilians)😳
Better save the women & children last😉…
(“plus, we need those extra troops in DC to guard against the real terrorists”)
(TALIBAN): “Thx! JAHALA JOE!”)
“OH, WHAT A NIGHT”🌚 #SleepywalkerScanScam😴🗳🤫💤
(music by The Four Seasons)
INTRO DEM PIANO PROWL….
Oh, what a night…
Late November (3rd), count shut down by three…
(A.M. because Trump was way ahead)
What a very corrupt time, indeed…
Always remember, what a sleight😏…
Oh, what a night…
The rolls, they didn’t even show their names… (unregistered, illegal, dead etc)🙄
Now our elections never gonna be the same…
(not free or fair – see Venezuela & Cuba)
Was so shady, what a sleight😏…
(‘Crime of the Century’)
Oh I…..
Got a sinking feelin’ when FOX called, Arizona way too soon…🤔
Oh my…..
As I recall count suspended much to soon😱….
Oh, what a night!😠
Falsifying, ballot thievery📬…
They did everything, had schemed to seize…
Sleeze pretender🤤💤 (election integrity surrender),
What a blight🤢…
We felt the crush, of a controllin’ ‘cabal of plunder’🦹🏻♂️🧟♀️🧟♂️
(per ‘Circle Rally Joe’: “we have built the most extensive election fraud op in history, folks”)🤤💤
Scannin’ til ahead (same ballot multiple times), no one around (after kicking observers out),
& fakin’ the ballot number…
Oh, what a rigged fight!😠…
MULTI-SCAN GROOVE….
Why’d it take so long to shine audit light?…🤔
(no investigation, forensic analysis, court hearing evidence etc)👎
Seemed so wrong (vote count stoppage at same time in multi swing counties),
But now we know Trump was so right (as always)😉…
Was so shady, what a sleight…
(‘CRIME OF THE CENTURY’)
(Repeat Verses – AZ, MI, GA, PA, WI, NV…..all 50)
Oh, what a night!….
Oh, what a sleight!….
Oh, what a (rigged) fight!….
Oh, what a blight!….
Oh, what a night!🌚🗳🤫💤
“The WOKESTER”🤪 #akaEntitledFascist
(music by Steve Miller Band)
Some people call me a fake cowboy🤠 (just because i was born a cowgirl)…
Yeah
Some call me the ‘gangster of gov’… (Brownshirt Leftist Dem foot soldier)
To some people I call (scream), NO POLICE!😠
‘Cause I seek, all the pompatus (& lawlessness) of blue state gov (& CHOP Zone ‘summer of love’)😍
Parents talkin’ ’bout me teachin’ their babies👧🏻👦🏻 (Critical Racist Theory)😱
Say I’m doin’ them wrong, doin’ them wrong (instilling division & hate)…
Well don’t you worry, racists, don’t worry…
‘Cause the ‘White Privilege’ is right there, right there, right there, right there at home…..
I like to bicker… (get up in MAGA faces & threaten those deplorables!)👊🏻😠
I’m a winner… (even though we cheated & stole the election)🤫😏
I’m a tree hugger… (greenie weenie)🤮
& I’m a (propaganda) spinner🤤…
I wear a mask at home for fun🏠😷…
I’m a Wokester🤪…
I’m a choker… (i censor speech i don’t like)😜
I’m a witch hunt hoaxer🤥(just ask Trump)
I give Illegals lovin’, border over-run😉… (cartels, covid & crackheads love me too)🥰
Ooh..whoo… ooh..whoo…
You’re the cutest “thing” that I ever did see…
I really love your pronouns, wanna set you free (from reality)…
Lovey govey, lovey govey, lovey govey all the time (everything’s free!)
Ooh wee baby! Planned Parenthood’ll sure show you a good time (late term abortion & infanticide)
I like to bicker (riot & assault too)😤…
I’m a winner (stealing is winning if you can get away with it kiddos)😉…
I’m a tree hugger (& climate change champion)💪🤢
& I’m a (Fake News)🤤 spinner…
I wear my mask at home for fun🏠😷😷
(in the shower & on the toilet too)👍
I’m The Wokester🤪…
I’m a choker… (i censor all that “misinformation”)🤫
I’m a ‘False Flag’ hoaxer (see my Jan. 6 prank)😏…
I sure don’t want to hurt no one😇… (only if they agree with me, otherwise i cancel their ass!)
Ooh..wee! c’mon world, communism’ll show you a good time…..
“‘DELTA’🦠 DAWNS” #CuzYa’llNotScaredEnoughAnymore😳
(music by Tanya Tucker)
‘Delta’🦠 dawns…😳
Where’s that mask you don’t have on??🤷🏻♂️
Could it be a fadin’ hope, from days gone by…
(cuz this variant’s a real bitch! she’s 100 times more contagious than that Kung Flu)🤦🏻♂️
& didn’t you hear CDC say, they is a-mandating it, here to stay…
(all school year👧🏻👦🏻)😷😷👍
To make you mind your masters (us ‘Progressive Elites’), & livin’ lies🤤🤤🤤(like good little sheeples)🤫
OTHER KOOL-AID FLAVORS: Gender Identity, No Borders Immigration, Defund Police, Peaceful Protests/Riots, CRT & Climate Change👍
Oh yeah, and Fake Elections..
“Never let a good crisis go to waste!”😉
“I’m (DOING EVERYTHING BUT) Winning”👍
(music by Santana)
CARLOS🎸…
One day I was underground (the most popular cellar-dweller in history)..
When I needed a hand, 81 million ballots were found😏..
I was so far down (on Nov 3rd), they almost couldn’t make up..
(had to stop counting in all key swing states & truck in fake ballots & spike machines)🤷🏻♂️
You know & next day (Nov 4th), Trump was one of life’s losers🥳
All my Swamp friends, were my excusers (Joe is so popular he even got the ‘alien vote’)👽🖖🛸
In I led (“most comprehensive vote fraud operation in history”), he lost before he begun😉…
(JANUARY 2021)
I have these schemes (radical left wishlist), will make us go bust..
Purposely abuse gov, that’s dictator lust..
I’ll keep living in style, when the walls fall in (Cloward Piven overload & collapse the systems)..
& when I play my hand (empty town halls, berating my fake press, motorcade flipped off by droves of Trump fans, foreign leaders laughing at me in my face)..
I look like a joker🤪 (& choker)🤮
‘Shut down count’ fake, must have provoked it (election audits)
‘Cause Truth & Justice is a waitin’ outside WH door….
I’m cheating… (ELECTION)
I’m caving… (BORDER & HEALTH SAFETY)
I’m hiding… (FROM REAL NEWS)
I’m bullying/threatening… (TRUMP SUPPORTERS aka MAJORITY)
I’m surrendering… (TO ADVERSARIES)
But just pretend, we’re winning again
“RIGHT NOW” #ElectionFraudAccountabilityNow!
(music by Van Halen)
PRESIDENT TRUMP: “the time to hold them responsible and fix this broken and corrupt system is not in 2022 where it may be just as corrupt. And if it is, you’re not going to win. Or in 2024. The time is right now in Arizona… Right Now!.. Right Now!”👊🏻😉🇺🇸
Intro EDDIE🎸…
We cannot wait for tomorrow (2022)…
Can’t put it off another day!…
One by one (swing-states), their audits👍…
(AZ👉PA👉GA👉MI👉WI👉🇺🇸)
Step up, and stand for Our Way (Free & Fair Elections)
Oh!
In States we led (TRUMP WON!),
In States behind (Faux Joe way behind until they all synchronized & stopped counting, kicked observers out, then kept “counting”)😏…
Now we gotta run (forensics),
Facts get even😉…
(John Adams: “facts are stubborn things”)
To make future plans (2024),
Must fix schemes of yesterday…
(Corrupt Dems😱: “holy shit, they caught us!”)
Hey!
Come on turn, turn this thing (‘Crime Of The Century’) around…..
RIGHT NOW!
hey, it’s for our (kids) tomorrow…
RIGHT NOW!
come on, it’s everything (America Exceptionalism – for ALL who seek Constitutional Liberty & Justice🗽)
RIGHT NOW!
Catch this tragic moment (these Radical Left Commie Dems rigged & stole our sacred election process)😠
FIX IT! RIGHT HERE & NOW!…
It means everything💪😉🇺🇸
“PAINTED CRAP” #QuidProPicasso👨🏻🎨💩🤑
(music by The Rolling Stones)
Intro Keith🎸…
I’m like a crack whore,
& I want it💰, paint some crap👨🏻🎨💩🤑…
No cover anymore,
They buy them (for access), ‘Big Guy’ half🤑🙄…
I see the girls online,
Dressed, but I’m in no clothes🤭…
I cannot turn my head,
Selfies, ‘til my consciousness goes🤤💤💤
I see a line of ‘marks’,
& they’ll call (for favors😉), paint some crap👨🏻🎨💩🤑…
For access to this gov😉,
They always will come back😏👍…
I’ve seen people (DOJ/FBI) turn (bury) their heads🤫,
& fake-news quickly turn away😑…
Like candy from a baby,
Quid Pro Quo’s happen every day/way🤑😉👍…
“PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM” #WhatIs’BidenHiden’🤔😴
(music by Elton John)
AUDIT PA🧐👍…
ESP PHILADELPHIA COUNTY!😠👊🏻…
Ooh,
Philadelphia Freedom…
(Election)
Integrity…
A gov for you…
(By The People, For The People)🗽
Shine a light…
Through the lies, of the ones way behind🤤🤤🤤
(Biden & his ‘circles of dog faced pony soldier supporters trailing by millions on election night)
Shine a (UV forensic) light…
Make it right.. (count only LEGAL votes!)
Shine a light.. (transparency)
Wasn’t close Nov 3 night!..
(before they kicked observers out & covered up counting room windows)😏
Philadelphia Freedom!…
Patriots loooove you😍…
(& State Senator Mastriano)👍
Yes we do!🗽🥰🇺🇸👍
“MAJOR DON” #ElectionOddity
(music by David Bowie)
👽👽🛸”Greetings Earthlings, TRUMP WON”💫👽🖖👽👍🛸
Ground Control (AZ-PA-GA-MI-WI), to Major Don…
Ground Control, to Major Don💪😉🇺🇸…
Fake, his support nil👎
We got our audits on👍…
Ground Control to Major Don…
81million😵.. 80😵.. 75😵.. 60😵..
Commencing recount, audits on..
50😵.. 35😵.. 20😵..
Check forensics and just LEGAL votes approve…
10😵.. 5😵.. basement😴..
This is Ground Control to Major Don…
You’ve really made us great🇺🇸👍…
& MAGA Patriots want to know whose votes were fair…
Now it’s time to heave fake ballots, ALL should care!🇺🇸😠
“TRUMP, GO HOME”….
This is Major Don to Ground Control: “though I’ve passed 100 million votes, I’m feeling very ‘Presidential’ still”🇺🇸😉👍…
“The DEMVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA”📬🗳🖨👹
(music by The Charlie Daniels Band)
The Devil (Dem) went down to Georgia, he was lookin’ for the vote to steal👹..
He was in a bind, ‘cause Sleepy😴 was way behind..
& he was willin’ to make a (‘consent decree’) deal😏..
He came upon this RINO (Gov Kemp🤤) sittin’ on his ass, and governin’ NOT!👎
So the Demvil jumped up on his fake news to stump, & said sheeple lemme tell ya what🤮..
I guess you didn’t know it, but I’m the “real Governor”, boo hoo😰 (“I actually got elected in 2018!”)😡
So if you dare to say it’s fair,
I’ll make racist charges against you!🤭👈..
Now you displayed pretty good campaignin’, boy (Trump nonstop rallies & took Crooked Hillary out)
But give the Democ🐀 our due.. (FauxJoe: “we got the most comprehensive vote fraud operation in history”)
I bet my Mail-In gold📬🗳, against your (Legal) rolls..
‘Cause I think I’ll cheat on you😏 (after counting is stopped in the middle of night)🤫..
The Patriot said, my name’s Donny, and I’m damn sure I win (counting all real & legal votes)
I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret, ‘cause MAGA’s the best (strongest) it’s ever been💪😉🇺🇸
Donny, fuel up your jet & campaign rally hard..
‘Cause fraud’s broke loose in Georgia, and ‘late-nite’ Ruby🌜(multi) scans the cards (ballots)😏..
& if you win (fairly & squarely) we’ll get this shiny country made of gold (Free Market Capitalism & American Exceptionalism FOR ALL)🇺🇸😉..
But if you lose, the ‘Demvils’
get our soul!🇺🇸😲….
The Demvil shuttered up poll place, and he said I’ll block, no show🙈..
& ire spewed from his fingertips as he doctored up (forged) for Joe🗳✍🏼..
& he scanned the vote into machine, and it made the tally flip (Trump votes to Biden)🙃..
& then a band of DEMons joined in, and it totaled nothin’ but shit💩 (200% overvote)👎
When the Demvil’s finished, Donny said, we’ll you’re pretty bad (corrupt) Swamp ones🧟♀️🧟♂️..
Try’n shut down audits ev’rywhere, AZ show ya how it’s done! (AMERICA’S AUDIT)🇺🇸😉
Fire all the Swampers, run (America 1st) candidates, run!👍…
The Demvil’s out our House, their (Anti-American Agenda) influence NONE!👍…
MAGA ‘cross our great land, callin’ out ‘Faux’🤤…
Trump (2022) endorsements for fight, go rile (Snowflakes) go!😱🤣…
The Demvil👹 plowed ahead, but he knew Lady Liberty🗽 couldn’t be beat..
& he sank in liberal drivel in swamp ground at Donny’s feat (R.I.P. Crooked Establishment)👍..
Donny said, “Demvil’s don’t dare come back, Socialism’s never gonna be tried here again!”…
I done told you once (America will never be a Communist country!) you ‘Squad a bitches’🤮💩,
we’re the best🇺🇸 (for human condition) there’s ever been!..
We displayed, fire all The Swampers, run Patriots run!💪😉🇺🇸…
The Demvil’s out our House, their influence done…
MAGA ‘cross our great land, callin’ out ‘Faux’🤤…
Trump endorsements for fight (2022), go rile (cupcakes) go!😫🤣….
“WOOLY BULLIES” #ToughGuyNumbnuts🤬🤣
(music by Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs)
Uno.. dos.. one.. two.. tres.. quasho!🤫
Marky (Suckerberg)😫 told Jacky (Douchie Dorsey)😩…
‘Bout the thing he saw😱…
(negative postings about the China Virus origins and Illegal Aliens/Open Borders)
Had two (million) big ‘likes’😉👍…
Hurry censor all!🤐…
Wooly Bullies!….
Wooly Bullies🤬
Wooly Bullies..
Wooly Bullies..
Wooly Bullies😠….
Sleepy😴 told Merrick🤓…
Let’s don’t take no chance…
(with these damn forensic audits going forward)😳
Let’s target & threaten…
(swing-state Repubs)👊🏻
Truth (FRAUD) won’t learn (keep 81 million sheeple🤤), entranced💤💤💤
Wooly Bullies!….
Wooly Bullies🤬
Wooly Bullies..
Wooly Bullies..
Wooly Bullies😠….
Cuomosexual😘 & Comrade de Blasio🤪 (Blue State/City gov’s & mayors) told anarchist/terrorists (BLM & Antifa)💩💩…
Riots the thing to do👊🏻🔥👍…
Get them (threaten & assault), someone really (Trump Insurrectionists)😵…
Pull a ‘false-flag’🏴☠️ or two! (see January 6th)😉…
Wooly Bullies!….
Wooly Bullies🤬
Wooly Bullies..
Wooly Bullies..
Wooly Bullies😠….
“Not DEAD, It’s ALIVE”💪😉🇺🇸 #’SaveAmerica’BigLeague (verse 3)
(music by Bon Jovi)
Sambora 6-String Salute 🎸SOLO…
(MAGA PATRIOTS):
Well, we line these streets😍..
A load of Trump flags on our backs🤩..
We play for keeps.. (our GOD GIVEN Rights)
‘Cause we’re takin’ our country back!👊🏻
Trump rallies everywhere📣🇺🇸..
‘Cause still he’s standin’ tall💪😉 (despite constant Democ🐀Anti-American commie witch hunts)
He’s inspired tens of millions of Patriots 🇺🇸👍 (100 million real legal votes, at least)
& he’s ROCKED us all!🎸
(has also rocked the TDS Establishment Swamp😱)🤣
(Current Real President Trump):
I’m a cowboy🤠👍
On a jet plane I ride🛫🛬
I’m wanted (in 2024)🥰..
MAGA not dead, it’s Big League alive!💪😉🇺🇸
I’m a Capitalist🤑👍..
I got Lady Liberty’s might on my side🗽..
Yeah, I’m wanted (2022 endorsements)😉
MAGA not dead, it just thrives!💪😉🇺🇸…
“DEAD or ALIVE” #IsHe??
(verse 2)
(music by Bon Jovi)
(whispered): “psss…hey…listen..I don’t know..whaattt the F i’m doing..up..here”
(FAUX JOE):
Most times I’m asleep💤💤
Most times it’s during my busy days.. (G7, zooms w/ The Squad)
The tyrants I meet👹(Globalist douchebags & dictators)
Always go after they get their way (laughing their asses off)🤣
Sometimes I make a play🤗..
On random woman (or girls) that I creep😱..
This country I disown🤮 (America Last)
All it does is shrink👍
I’m a con & ploy…
On a steal vote contrived😏
They (circle-supporters)🤤 voted.. (cheated)..
Dead or alive (multiple times)😉👍
Yeah they voted.. (cheated!)..
Dead or alive (breathing & not breathing)🤤🤤
“DEAD OR ALIVE” #&TheyAllVoted🤤 (verse 1)
(music by Bon Jovi)
Intro Sambora Riff🎸…
It’s all so lame..
All of the names (& laws) were changed.. (ballot signatures forged or missing)
Everyday.. (for weeks prior to election)
We seen votes harvested & faked.. (machine produced, drop boxes stuffed – 96% Sleepy😴)
Another polling place..
Where our watchers were treated so cold😠 (kicked out & blocked from observing counts)
Dems scanned all night.. (after counts were stopped in key swing counties)😏
Just to bring ‘Faux’😴 home.. (make up huge tens of thousands deficits & exceed by mere thousands)
He’s a con & ploy..
On a steal vote they thrive.. (radical leftists agenda via executive order)
They voted.. (cheated)..
Dead or alive.. (multiple times multiple phony ballots, multiple scanning)
Yeah they voted.. (cheated!)..
Dead or alive.. (not registered, not citizens, not breathing)
“FREE FOR ALL” (Uncle Ted joins President Trump at the border)
(music by Ted Nugent)
Well, it’s a free for all!..
& I heard ‘Faux’ said,
“let them risk their life” (he turned border over to the cartels and smugglers)
Stakes are high, new “base” for I
Kommie’s in the air tonight
(back to the DC swamp post photo-op)
It’s a free for all!
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“PRETENDING” (she’s as phony as a Biden 3 dollar bill)🤑
(music by Eric Clapton)
SLOWHAND🎸….
How many times must she tell tall tales…
(“I’ve been to the border”)🤪
How many times must she stall…
(& cackle hysterically about)🤪
Livin’ in a lost memory (little girl on an integrated school bus),
Now not appalled (she now works with the segregationist/racist)🙃…
Workin’ on, the sound of the scam…
(Radical Left Agenda)
Tryin’ to get her bullshit right💩…
(it comes naturally for her)
Trump goes to work💪😉🇺🇸
(visits the border crisis)
Kommie stays home & gripes 😒…
(now El Paso photo-op ’cause Trump called her bluff & forced her off her incompetent duff)
That’s when she said she was suspending…
(border security)
Like she knew the plan…
(catch & release)
That’s when I knew she was pretending…
Pretending to give a damn!
Pretending…
(phony hypocrite)
Defending…
(radical leftist agenda)
Extending…
(Regressive Liberal rot)💩
Pretending…
(to admire & respect Sleepy Schmoe)🤤
“wHAt (tHe hELL’s) uP??”😴 #NotTheSharpestToolInTheG7Shop🤤
(music by 4 Non Blondes)
…..
55 years of my (political) life & still..
I’m tryin’ to get up (out of bed, & Chair-Force One stairs) took, a great big spill..
I’ll cope (Jill’s installing a presidential chair-lift)..
Basement destination… (she says I’ve been out now way too long)
Our adversaries realized quickly (Vlad, The Mullahs, Prez China-Virus Xi, Little Rocket Man),
When they knew they could..
Now the world is laid (open), as their “global-hood”..
Of scam (tyrannical Statism), for whatever they glean…
“WHERE THE HELL ARE MY XL AVIATOR SUNGLASSES??”
& so I lie all the time..
When I’m not lyin’ in bed..
Speeches (& pressers) scripted all out..
But a struggle to be read..
& I, I am feelin’, a little (to say the least) peculiar🤪 (& hungry)
& so Jill wakes me in the afternoon.. (“pay attention, Joe!”)
& I step outside (in Europe)..
& I take a deep breath (from presidential oxygen tank)..
& I let out big sigh..
& I whisper from the top of my lungs (to my media lapdogs)..
wHAt’S GoiN’ oN?? California!!🤪
& I say, hey yeah yeah aaaah… hey yeah yeah…
I said hey! Hunter.. got it goin’ on👍
(don’t forget son, 50% for ‘The Big Guy’)😉
& I say, hey yeah yeah aaaah… hey yeah yeah…
I said hey! China.. let’s get it on🤑
(‘Quid Pro Joe’ selling out America)
“THAT DAMN QUEEN HAD MY GLASSES!”
(Dr. Jill):
Pew… pooohhh… doooooooo…oooooowww…
(Major & Joe had “accidents”💩 on the WH rug)🐶🤤
Pew… poooohhh… dooooooooo…oooooooww😝
“HOPE IT’S NOT TO WINDY BOARDING ‘CHAIR-FORCE’ FOR HOME”
“TRUMP WAS RIGHT”😉 #ChinaVirusElectionFraudObamagate…..
(music by Kenny Loggins)
🎸TRUMP WAS RIGHT👍…
Nobody better for country (🇺🇸1st!)…
Guy whose got the keen insight😉…
Bio weapon was Chinese (China-Virus)🦠…
TRUMP WAS RIGHT👍…
Ain’t nobody better for country (🇺🇸1st!)…
We got robbed election night (Rigged ‘Crime of the Century’)😠…
Why don’t Dems just let audits be🤔 (what are the🐀hiding)…
Dems didn’t like… (travel ban)
Didn’t start naturally… (Wuhan lab🦠🔬, not bat soup🦇🍜)
‘Cause Trump led so easy…(Defense Production Act/ PPE👍 task force👍 Operation Warp Speed – vaccines within a year!)👍
Dems gonna disagree… (TDS)😱…
Messed our life… 😠
& it isn’t a mystery…
(not to clear thinking Patriots – China should pay us 10 trillion for what they did)
& knowin’ it’s his business…
(energized, engaged, productive President)💪😉
For everybody’s gain👍👍
(safety, health, security)
Gonna catch (proactive prevention) it sooner than later…
Yeah, yeah, travel ban ‘em right away…👍
The ‘cinderella kid’😎
Get it up (vaccines less than a year as promised!) and get you a jab💉
(jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab)😳😁
TRUMP WAS RIGHT👍…
Nobody better for country (🇺🇸1st!)…
Guy whose got the keen insight😉…
Bio weapon was Chinese (China-Virus)🦠…
TRUMP WAS RIGHT👍…
Ain’t nobody better for country (🇺🇸1st!)…
We got robbed election night😠…
Why don’t Dems just let audits be🤔…
Who do you want?🤔…
(TRUMP WON!)😎🇺🇸
Who cruised Election Day🤔…
(TRUMP WON!)😎🇺🇸
& who is Prez really🤔…
(TRUMP WON!)😎🇺🇸
Breakin’ up this crime (of the century!)…
(TRUMP WON!)🇺🇸😎
You wanna listen to Sleepy man🤤
(“folks, we have the greatest voter fraud operation in history”)🤦🏻♂️
No attention from the magistrate🙈🙉🙊
(SCOTUS refused States Constitutional Case)
& while key swing-states are in the mood…
Lookin’ at their own vote cheatin’.. (AZ)
Own vote cheatin’.. (GA)
Own vote cheatin’.. (PA)
Own vote cheatin’.. (MI)
Best to get it movin’..
M m man,
It makes voters feel good (election integrity)👍
Then fire it up,
AUDit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit….
TRUMP WAS RIGHT👍…
Nobody better for country (🇺🇸1st!)…
Guy whose got the keen insight
Open Borders a ‘Cloward-Piven’ strategy
TRUMP WAS RIGHT👍…
Ain’t nobody better for country (🇺🇸1st!)…
Guy who got the vaccine right
Mail-in ballot travesty!😉
TRUMP WAS RIGHT😉👍
(List way too long, so repeat thru 2024 & beyond)
“MAGA IN YOU” 🇺🇸😉👍#YouGet(Freedom)WhatYouGive(Liberty)
(music by New Radicals)
1.. 2.. 1 2 3 groooooww!…
Step up, kids..
We got ‘American Dream’ to seize..
Ageless ‘scheme’ (to unleash human spirit/potential)..
That’s lifted millions off their knees🗽..
Soul ignite..
We’re busy still fightin’ disease (Socialism)….
Enemies (foreign & domestic – see Democrats)..
Who with ‘woke fascists’ down, they’re good friends (BLM, Antifa)..
Ev’ry night (RIOT)..
They smash (cities), but Dems run to defend..
First defund (the police)..
& then they laugh, while they die!🤪🤭
(Black lives matter except in the highest killing statistical group – Black on Black)..
‘CAUSE WHEN THIS BLIGHT IS CRAWLIN’…
(creepin’ Radical Leftist Agenda)
YOU CANNOT HEAR ‘THE RIGHT’ (censored, cheated, cancelled, threatened etc)…
FIGHT!👊🏻
YOU FEEL OUR DREAM IS DYIN’…
(American Exceptionalism)
HOLD TIGHT!…
YOU’VE GOT THE MAGA IN YOU🇺🇸💪
DON’T LET GO (America 1st successes),
YOU’VE GOT THE MAGA IN YOU🇺🇸💪
ONE CHANCE LEFT (2024),
THIS MOVEMENT IS GONNA PULL THROUGH😉👍
WON’T GIVE UP (Trump ain’t no sleepy empty suit cellar dweller),
WE’VE GOT GOOD REASON TO LIVE (Future FREE American Generations),
WON’T FORGET, YOU ONLY GET (Freedom) WHAT YOU GIVE (Liberty)💪😉🇺🇸
“T’s comin home baby.. my (midas) touch, give it to ya now!”
Four great years..
Trump ran a miracle mile(took only one term for historic growth)..
Joe flat broke (of ideas & morals)..
But hey, we knew it China smiles😏
Audit itch (verify every DAMN ballot)😉
Hobb’s whinin’, “win” got her riled😤 (what’s Kooky Katie & Dems hiding??)..
‘CAUSE WHEN THIS BLIGHT IS CRAWLIN’…
YOU CANNOT TRUST A FRIEND (Fox News sabotage)
(RINOs not) FRIENDS
YOU FEEL HISTORY REPEATING…
DON’T BEND💪😠…
YOU’VE GOT THE MAGA IN YOU🇺🇸…
ONE CHANCE LEFT (2024),
THIS MOVEMENT IS GONNA PULL THROUGH😉👍
WON’T GIVE UP..
WE’VE GOT GOOD REASON TO LIVE..
WON’T FORGET..
YOU ONLY GET (Freedom) WHAT YOU GIVE (Liberty)💪😉🇺🇸
MAGA🎸…
Dems want whole damn country to fall apart..
We’ll be OK, follow our start (FOUNDING DOCUMENTS)..
We’re in harms way, (FauxJoe) leads from behind..
China says he’s mine..
YOU’VE GOT THE MAGA IN YOU!🇺🇸👍
DON’T BET JOE
YOU’VE GOT THE MAGA IN YOU!🇺🇸💪
ONE CHANCE LEFT (2024)..
TRUMP WHIRL
IS GONNA PULL THROUGH!..
WON’T GIVE UP..
WE’VE GOT GOOD REASON TO LIVE..
WON’T FORGET..
YOU ONLY GET (Freedom) WHAT YOU GIVE (Liberty)💪😉🇺🇸
WON’T LET GO…
JUST FEEL THE MAGA IN YOU!😉
FLY HIGH!🇺🇸……
IT’S REAL, WON’T DIE
YOU ONLY GET WHAT YOU GIVE…
WE’RE GONNA GET (Freedom) WHAT WE GIVE (Liberty)🗽👍
JUST CAN’T BE AFRAID TO HEAVE! (their sorry corrupt asses outta office & into prison!)
Dem assurance, (2020 Election) Rip-off, (Swing-States) Lyin’..
M I A, SCOTUS is hidin’
Fake-News pukers🤮 woke-tards whinin’😱
(Fake-Tech) banning, while they’re propagandizing
Trashin’, loots, for BLM-n-
Antifa and cultural canclin’🤤
You’re all flakes, run to your mansions (BLM founder has several)🤑
Come around (RED STATES)💪😉🇺🇸
WE’LL KICK YOUR ASSES!
…
“DOMINO” #SwingStateAuditEffect
(music by Van Morrison)
IntroRiff…
(Dems) don’t wanna discuss it..🤫 (blatant 2020 Election fraud)
Rig this time, (desperate) for a change..😒
We all are disgusted..😠
Vote stinkin’, spikes were strange..
In that case we’ll go turn up ground..🧐 (Forensic Audits)👍
Get some, heavy tests.. (rolls cleansed, signature matching, UV ballot scan, machine digital forensics)
Always have to worry..
About what is worst, is Dems at best!
Oooh…ooh..
Domino (AZ to MI to GA to WI to PA)…
Oversight!😉
Look it over
Nail FauxJoe!👊🏻…
(Dipshit said pre-election that they had the best voter fraud operation in history)🤤
There ya go👍 Lord have mercy
I said,
Oooh…ooh..
Domino (AZ to MI to GA to PA to WI)…
Look it over🧐
Nail FauxJoe!👊🏻🤤
There ya go👍
Audit again (& again & again & again etc)😉
I said, Oooooohhh…ooo..oh!..
DOMINO (to Senate and House races too!)
I said, Oooooohhh…ooo..oh!..
DOMINO (to all 50 states!)
AUDIT!
There’s no need for argument.. (or excuses, attacks, obstruction, whining etc)
There’s no argument (or doubt of fraud) at all..
& if that’s all you ever hear from them..
That just means they rigged it all😏..
Not vice versa..
It depends on where ever they’re (strategic swing state counties) at..🤥
Not right..
& if we ever clear, transparency..
That just means Dems would rather not🤐
AUDIT!😲
Oooh… ooh..
Domino (AZ to MI to WI to PA to GA)
Oversight!
Look it over
Nail Faux Joe!
There ya go.. Lord have mercy..
I said,
Oooh… ooh..
Domino (AZ to MI to GA to WI to PA)
Look it over…
Nail Faux Joe!
There ya go..
Oversight..
Audit again… (& again & again & again)Oooooohhh…ooo..oh!..
DOMINO! (to House & Senate races too)
Hey, AUDIT!..
I said,
Ooooooohhh…ooo..oh!..
DOMINO! (to all 50 states)
Hey mister State Legislator, we just wanna fair & correct & true account…
On the video… (live streamed)
On the video… (live streamed)
On the video… (live streamed)
MANY MORE TIMES!
“WELCOME BACK, CARTER” #JoeBlowCirca1979/2021🤤
(music ‘Welcome Back Kotter’ tv theme)
DON’T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR TRUMP😉
Welcome back!…
Rad schemes were your ticket out (of your basement bunk 🛌)…
Welcome back!…
To that lame old place that we bitched about (40 some yrs ago)😠…
Well, the names have all changed,
but this dung’s still around 💩💤… (Bernie Burnout too)
& those schemes (marxist malarkey) have remained,
Gas lines back & wrapped around (the block)🚗😩…
Who’d a thought you’d beat ‘em… (81 million fake Joe Junkies)
(Who’d a thought you’d beat ‘em) U didn’t! Trump won in landslide 😉
Back there (to the late 70’s)😝 is where he’ll lead us..
(back there is where he’ll lead us)
Yeah, he sleeps in a lot😴
His son’s got a real bad laptop 💻😳 (C’MON MAN!)
Welcome back😖..
Welcome back😩
Welcome back🤮
Welcome back👎…
Welcome back
Welcome back
Welcome back….
(JIMMY THOUGH, CAN STILL RUN CIRCLES AROUND FAUX & MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE THE SLEEPY/CREEPY CELLAR-DWELLER HE IS)
“E! LISE AH!” #
NY21
(music by Donnie Iris & the Cruisers)
INTRO…
Elise, it’s been a long long time (way too long with ‘warmonger Cheney’),
You’re such a light🗽..
You’re, lookin’ better for this body (House of Reps),
& Our Rights too!..
Don’t you know, done playin’, she got fired (RINO ‘Loser Liz’ got poached)..
Now we can stop these vermin Dem liars!..
Elise,
E!… lise… ah!…
Here we go again (Mid-Term RED WAVE)
E!… lise… ah!…
Now ‘Trump-Nevers’ gonna end
E!… lise… ah!…
Here we go again (’22 RED TSUNAMI)
E!… lise… ah!…
“I GET SHUT DOWN” #MAGAMouth
(music by Chumbawamba)
I’LL KEEP SPEAKIN’👊🏻…
WE’LL KEEP WINNIN’🇺🇸👍…
I’LL KEEP SPEAKIN’👊🏻…
I get shut down!..
But I get on again..
They never gonna turn me down.. (MAGA AMP ON 10!)🎸👍
I get shut down!..
But I get on again..
They never gonna turn me down.. (those Fake Tech Fascists)👊🏻😵
I get shut down!..
But I get on again..
They never gonna turn me down😎🖕🏻…
I get shut down!..
But I get on again..
They never gonna turn me down🇺🇸😎👍
Pennin’ the night away…. (holding Sleepy & the rad commies accountable)
Pennin’ the night away…. (2022 endorsements & 2024 campaign)
He links a frisky link.. (Patriots of the Maricopa Audit)💪😉🇺🇸 #America’sAudit
He links a dodger link.. (SCOTUS cowards)😳
He links a loser link.. (calls out all the RINO stone cold losers)🤤
He links a liar link.. (various Fake-News phenoms)🤮
He zings the wrongs that undermined him & the good times (1st term historic growth)🇺🇸👍
He zings the wrongs (of Faux Joe Admin), & reminds us of the better times (2024!)😉
Oh…
Donny boy…💪😉🇺🇸
Donny boy…💪😉🇺🇸
Donny boy…💪😉🇺🇸
REPEAT…
“FINAL COUNTDOWN” #America’sAudit
(music by Europe)
INTRO ‘FORENSIC COUNT’ RIFF…
We’re counting together…
(Arizona Republicans & Independents)
Butthead (Biden) it’s farewell…
(sure.. Faux got 81 million votes)
& maybe Trump’ll come back…
(before 2024!)
Unearth,
(massive Dem election fraud)
(2020 Election) really smells!…
No guess, there is one party to blame…
Their house-of-cards on the ground… (Sleepy back underground!)
Will elections ever be the same again?!…..
It’s the Final Countdown!…
(actually the first of five.. now let’s put GA, MI, PA, WI under the UV microscope)
Faux’s final beatdown!…
(definitive forensic audit evidence)
Ooh,
We’re headed for cleanness… (cleanness)
(clear voter roles, legal ballots, machine scans)
& still Dems stop all…
(obstruct at all costs)
‘Cause maybe they’ve schemed us…
(ya think?! JoeBlow – “we’ve got the most extensive voter fraud operation in history folks”)
Don’t welcome our call… yeah
(For election TRANSPARENCY & INTEGRITY)
So many UV light (ballot forensic) scans to go…
(2.1 million AZ, millions in other swing-state targeted counties)
& things to be found… (will be found!)
(every vote fraud/election corruption trick known)
I’m sure that they’ll all shit-the-bed so
It’s the Final Countdown!…
(before other swing-counties)
The Final Countdown!…
Schmoe’s final smackdown… (final smackdown)
(R.I.P. – rest in prison)
Nooooo… Fauuuuuuuxx!…..
…..
“WE NEED TO KNOW” #TruePatriotsThatIs🇺🇸😉
(music by Stevie Nicks & Tom Petty)
‘ARIZONA-AUDIT-ANTHEM’
Well, the talk on the street says they might nail Faux Joe🤤👍…
Some good friends of mine (Arizona Senate Patriots), look at cheatin’ through the back door🧐🤨…
(LIVE-STREAMING)…
We need to know (we need to know)..
We need to know (we need to know)..
Yeah we think we’ve been deceived (blatant election fraud),
Audit’s gonna prove so🧐..
We need to know (we need to know)..
We need to know (we need to know)..
Because we’ve known all along…
Dem fraud went on…
🤤(“we have the most comprehensive voter fraud operation in history”)
They been makin’ us wait🤫…
(since stopping vote counting on election night)🤥
Trump was leadin’ til dawn…(massive Trump lead until massive Sleepy vote dumps/spikes)😴
Everyone should want to know (should want to know)
ACTUAL COUNT TOTAL & PROTECT VOTE INTEGRITY
Dems don’t want us to know (what it will show)🤫
THEIR OBVIOUS TARGETED FRAUD
Dems shouldn’t a thought that we’d fall for their line💩
(Sleepy Schmoe got 81 million votes)😂🤣
All of a sudden transparency, Trump in Landslide!🇺🇸😉👍
(most LEGAL votes in history)
We need to know (already know)..
We need to know (already know)..
Yeah we know we’ve been deceived, audits gonna prove so🧐
We need to know (already know)..
We need to know (already know)..
Because we’ve known all along…
Dem fraud went on…
(MASSIVE)
They been makin’ us wait…
(obstructing transparency)
SCOTUS leadin’ put-on…
(obstructing Justice)
Everyone should want to know!😠 (should want to know)
LEGAL VOTE COUNT!
Everyone should want to know! (should want to know)
PROTECT ELECTION INTEGRITY!🇺🇸😉👍
“YOUR RISK TOPS MY LIST” #PutYa’llBackInChains🤪
(music by Hall & Oates)
INTRO KEYBOARDS…
My Chinese friends wonder why I stall you all the time (no “real” pressers or interviews),
What can I say (we’re not commie fascists, YET) …
I don’t feel the need to give our secrets away (that I’ve repeatedly sold out to, and am compromised by the CCP)🇨🇳🤷🏻♂️
You think maybe I need help (w/ my dementia), no, Kommie’s in sight (she’s ready to take over),
I’m all right👍 (Dr. Jill says so)🤪
I’m just better off takin’ Chinese friends advice🤑 (selling out USA on all fronts) …
When they insist, us owing them this😠
I bow & kiss😘
Now they’ve come to know what my treason is,
They only smile😏 when I lie, then I patronize…
(Put you at risk)😳
Your risk, it tops my list👍
(Put you at risk)😱
Your risk, I do assist😉
Because with risk and iron fist, I can control your life🦠😷…
(Put you at risk)
Your risk, it tops my list
(Put you at risk)
Your risk, don’t give a shit
Because more risk I must insist, then I burn out your Rights
…
I go crazy blunderin’, what Trump did security (quickly undoing all our REAL PRESIDENT did for national security foreign & domestic)…
Give up fight, just make for more crime (open borders, less law enforcement, gun confiscation etc),
‘Cause virtue signaling (race baiting & cancel culture) means more to me😇…
Most times I forget what I’m doing, but the radical Dems don’t forget what they want,
Socialism they want🤪…
Regret what I’ve done, forget you, ‘woke’ movement (weakening/trashing America) goes on🤪👍
(“even though I’m anything but ‘woke’)😴💤
But if you ‘Deplorable Trumpers’ insist, on knowing my bliss🤪
I’ll tell you this…
(“stolen elections have consequences”)😉
If you want to know why my treason is,
I only smile when I lie😏 then I patronize…
(Put you at risk)
Your risk, it tops our list
(Put you at risk)
Your risk, we do assist
Because with risk and iron fist, we can control your life🦠😷😷😷
(Put you at risk)😳
Your risk, it tops our list👍
(Put you at risk)😱
Your risk, don’t give a shit💩
Because more risk we must insist, then we burn out your Rights😉…
GUITAR RISK-RIFF
(REPEATEDLY: WILL PUT YOU AT RISK)🇺🇸👍
(Kommie don’t get blown down steps.. she may push someone though)
“HELP US, RON/DON” #2024BeachBoys
(music by The Beach Boys)
Intro🌞🌊🎸…
Well, since ‘T’ left Swamptown,
He’s been out speakin’ like he led… 🇺🇸👍
(out front, honestly, common sense, non PC, no BS)
“Sleepy” turns in quick at night,
& in the mornin’ he just stays in bed😴💤…
Well, RON/DON (Don/Ron 2024 ticket) it looks so fine👍 (looks so fine)😉
& we know it wouldn’t take much time…
(to SAVE AMERICA again!)
For you’s to, help us RON/DON,
Help us get them outta our House!👊🏻😠
(clean up their doggie doo policies)
Help us RON/DON,
Help, help us RON/DON..
Help us RON/DON,
Help, help us RON/DON..
Help us RON/DON,
Help, help us RON/DON..
Help us RON/DON,
Help, help us RON/DON..
Help us RON/DON,
Help, help us RON/DON..
Help us RON/DON,
Help, help us RON/DON..
Help us RON/DON yeah!
Get ’em outta OUR HOUSE!…
She (Kommiela) was gonna be Prez-lite,
& Sleepy was gonna be front man…
(HARRIS/BIDEN Election Fraudsters 2020)
But she let illegal guys, run and bleed us (coyotes, cartels, terrorists),
& it shattered their plans (open borders, new Dem voter block)😱
(oh, need Ron/Don)💪🇺🇸
Well, RON/DON you can revive (will revive: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!)🇺🇸😉
& we can give you lots of reasons why (hundreds of historic 1st term successes)🇺🇸👍
You’s gotta, help us RON/DON,
Help us get them outta our House!👊🏻😠
Help us RON/DON,
Help, help us RON/DON..
Help us RON/DON,
Help, help us RON/DON..
Help us RON/DON,
Help, help us RON/DON..
Help us RON/DON,
Help, help us RON/DON..
Help us RON/DON,
Help, help us RON/DON..
Help us RON/DON,
Help, help us RON/DON..
Help us RON/DON yeah!
Get ’em outta OUR HOUSE!…
OIL UP THRU 2024…
“NOVEMBER STAIN” #OxiCleanForensicAudit2020
(music by Guns N’ Roses)
A FAIR & FREE ELECTION POLLUTANT / CONTAMINANT🤢 ODE
Intro& Piano….
They won’t look into this guise,
‘Cause we’d see a gov ill-gained… (Venezuela style)
& darlin’ what they told you,
(that Squatter Joe came back after count stop early Nov 4 exceeding massive Trump leads, anomalies & improbabiliites, in only a handful of key targeted counties)
Don’t you know was their rigged game… yeah
Mail-in votes forever,
& we all know States can change…
(swing-State laws manipulated & abused to steal elections)
Then it’s hard to hold accountable,
(refuse audits & ballot/machine access)
For this bold November stain…
(desperate & blatant election theft & safeguard/oversight inaction – see ‘Establishment’ Justice Dept, Courts, Legislators)👎
We’ve been through this such a wrong wrong crime (worst abuse of Liberty in our history),
Dems just tryin’ to kill MAGA gains… oh yeah
(gotta stop at ALL costs)
Ooh yeah…
But gov is always comin’ (TRUMP 2024), and gov is always goin’ (BYEden),
& no one’s for sure never lettin’ go this fraud, no way…
Not walkin’ away (CITIZEN AUDIT!)😠
Hell yes should take the time, to lay it out, their crime,
& arrest ‘sleepy head’😴 for just knowin’ that fraud was fine😉…
(“we have the most comprehensive vote fraud operation in history”)
All kinds…
(mail-in, machine, ballot dumps, multi scan, dead etc)
So if we want our gov free, then Brett, Neil & Amy don’t refrain!😠…
Or Texas’ll (& Pennsylvania Legislatures etc) just end up balkin’,
(Constitutional election duty)
From this bold (deep) November Stain😖…
We (The People) must take the time,
To expose… (Dems, SCOTUS, DOJ, aka corrupt Swampy bastards!)
We must make the time (forensic Audit ALL),
Not condone…
Ev’rybody should want to take the time (if you’re a freedom loving citizen),
To expose… (any @ all election fraud/corruption)
Patriots know at (pre & post) election time…
Can’t condone… (free & fair elections pillar of democracy)
I know it’s hard to lead when vote dumps start…(middle of the night impossible numbers)
When even friends seem out to harm you… (FOX, DOJ, SCOTUS, RINOs)
But if we don’t heal what they broke apart… (fix/restore voting laws & safeguards to ensure fair & free elections)
Future crime, fix in, strong arm you! (One-Party rule – see Communism, Fascism, Statism etc)😖
SLASH GUITAR🎸
We must take the time (tighten/pass strong State election integrity laws),
Not condone…
Ev’rybody should want to take the time,
To expose (blatant in your face theft)…
Patriots know come election time,
Must atone (enforce election laws)…
GUITAR…
& when this smear subsides (we won, nothing to see here, back to normal)🤤 but shadows still remain (HR1)… oh yeah
Ya know that they belove cheat, and they’ll still try Trump to blame…
But never mind their darkness, we still can find a way… (pass State election integrity laws ASAP!.. trash HR1!)
‘Cause nothin’ lasts forever (except American Liberty & Justice)💪😉🇺🇸
Deep clean mold November Stain
Don’t ya think that we need some Oxi (transparency)..
Don’t ya think that we need who won!😠 (TRUMP LANDSLIDE)
Everybody needs some Oxi (Justice)..
You’re (Faux Joe) not the rightful (legitimate) one!
You’re not the rightful one!😠..
Don’t ya think that we need some Oxi (audit)..
Don’t ya think that we need who won!..
Everybody needs some Oxi..
You’re not the rightful one!😠
“(insert) # DAYS IN THE HOLE”
(music by Humble Pie)
30 days in the hole!😖
(energy production stopped, massive job loss, now to China)
Yeah, that’s not nice..
50 days in the hole!😖
(border bust/illegal entry disaster, foreign policy threats)
100 days in the hole!😖
(green, brown & blackouts, race riots, fascist woke cupcakes run amok)
Lord have mercy🙏🏻🇺🇸
“c’mon in man (illegal aliens, terrorists etc), that’s it, yeah, right”😴
INTRO
Not right, not right, not right, not right yeah…
Mexico green (light)..
Walkin’ ‘cross (southern border),
Let in disease🦠 (China Virus positive)😳
A dirty room (cages), and they sure will vote soon,
Give ‘em their release (into an interior town near you)😉
“C’mon man!”😴
Sack (dEfUnD) the police, they got to “woke” crime appease..
Sleaze can’t bust, but you get busted on (law abiding is the privileged oppressor),
Ya know it’s hard to believe! (‘cancel culture’)👎
Sleepy’s 1st day we’re in the hole!😖
30 days we’re in the hole!😖
60 days we’re in the hole!😖
That’s what radical commies give you-
at just 100 days in the hole!👎😴…..
“WHO ARE YOU’s” #81MillionJoeJunkies
(music by The Who)
“Who are you man, a Joe Junkie?”🤤
Whooooooo….. are you’s?🤔
ruse ruse.. ruse ruse..
Whooooooo….. (& Where) are you’s?🤔
ruse ruse.. ruse ruse..
(‘JOE JUNKIEs’ aka FICTITIOUS VOTERS):
We’re “woke” up, cancel culture our way,
A pandemic mail-in game..
Dems said, you can all vote from home tonight (& for weeks pre/post Election Day),
Cause we can stop count and scan away (multiple times)..
We spiked & hacked (thousands of fake ballots & software flips), then went underground (back to nonexistent),
& the sleaze (Fake News & Politicos), said we were there (covered-up massive/targeted swing-state fraud)..
We remember Trump’s Team throwin’ accusations around (eye-witness affidavits, forensic audit/video evidence, state election / Constitutional law broken, statistical impossibilities etc),
& DOJ and SCOTUS hidin’ neath their chairs😳😴🤫…
Whooooooo….. are you’s?🤔
ruse ruse.. ruse ruse..
Fair minded Americans really wanna know:
Whooooooo….. (& Where) are you’s?🤔
ruse ruse.. ruse ruse..
Tell us:
Whooooooo….. are you’s?🤔
ruse ruse.. ruse ruse..
Because free & fair election patriots really wanna know:
Whooooooo….. (& Where) are you’s? (CHECK OUT THE MASSIVE OVER-VOTE %!)
ruse ruse.. ruse ruse..
AUDIT THE DAMN VOTER ROLLS, BALLOTS & MACHINES and LET’S IDENTIFY THIS RECORD SETTING GROUP OF PROUD ‘JOE JUNKIES’🤤😉
“LET IT BREAK (for now)” #DemsBreakItDemsOwnIt
(music by The Rolling Stones)
DEMOCRAT ‘PARASITE & POWER’ ANTHEM
KEITH🎸…
Well they all (DEMS) need, someone, they can feed on (Illegal Aliens)…
& when they want it (Illegal Immigration flood/border crisis), well they feed illegally… (dependents & voting block)
Yeah they all need, something, they can cheat on (HR1-legalize election fraud)…
& they sure want it, to cheat endlessly… (one party rule)
Trump says, my bests (border control & election fraud warning/Dem desperate/blatant fraud), they will always bring out into open (highlight & expose)😉
Country, let ‘Sleepy’ rest his weary head😴 & fail spectacularly…
‘Cause I will always seek replace, more (Big League) winning by a lot💪🇺🇸
We’ll sure need (by 2022 & 2024), a lotta folks & (RECORD 75+ MILLION REAL VOTERS), MAGA Victory!🇺🇸👍 ….
“GUST OF THE WIND”🌬😷#StayDownKite-Man!😴
(music by Kansas)
ACOUSTIC GUITAR….
I close.. my.. eyes😴 (but they’re never opened)💤
Only for a moment, but that gust was strong💨😳
Like all.. my.. schemes😒 (‘Build Beijing Better’)🇨🇳👍
I crash (& almost tumble down the flight steps) before my (fake news media’s) eyes,
A ‘climate change’ travesty! (the wind was so strong because Trump pulled out of Paris Agreement)😱
Gust… of the wind…
All it took was a gust of the wind… (now Sleepy knows how Corn Pop felt)
Came.. on.. strong…
Just a drop of (rain) water, then gale force endlessly…
Need.. new.. shoes… (rubber ‘slipper-gripper’ soled bed-slippers)
I tumbled to the ground, though fake-news refused to see…
(won’t report on it, or acknowledge my balance & dementia issues)
Gust… of the wind…
All it took was a gust of the wind…
Now, rail.. hang.. on… (but now installing a lift on ‘CHAIR-FORCE-ONE’)
Wind may last forever ’cause Trump polluted the earth & sky…
Almost blew.. me.. away…
With all your money, best weather gear I’ll buy…
Gust… of the wind🌬…
All it took was a gust of the wind😖…
(& gust of radical surrender/suffocation of American Liberty to Statism/Globalism)
“KISS YOU ALL OVER” #CuomosexualLockdown😘 #IBelieve🤔 #MeToo🤫
(music by Exile)
When I get to the office, babe, gonna light my fire..
All day I’ve been thinkin’ about you,
Babe, this Gov you desire😍..
Gonna flaunt my power over you..
& pull you close to me.. (smile for the camera news-girl while rub your back)
Oh babe, you want to taste my lips😘
I want you to fill my fantasy (“i’m gonna mount her like a dog”), yeah🥰
You better not say a thing🤫..
Just let me dominate you much..
Above you… (who’s your boss)💋
Lead you… (who’s your daddy)👅
Ooh babe…
I wanna kiss you all over 😘…
& over again (mount you too)👅
I wanna kiss you all over 😘…
Till impeachment closes in… 😳
Till impeachment closes in…..
FREDO GUITAR LICK…
“CAPITOL HILL” #YetAnotherFailedDem’GetTrump’Hoax
(music by Peter Gabriel)
Intro GUITAR Riff…
(MAGA PATRIOT):
Marchin’ up to Capitol Hill…
I could see the security was light…
Crowd was growing, slime stood still…
(embedded provocateurs)
False Flag flew out to start fight…
(Leftists stormed & breached Capitol)
It was something (Trump started), Fake News observed…
Got up close, I heard their voice…
(hatching their pre-planned assault)
Smashing, breaking every curve (& hallway)…
(Capitol police) had to give up position, had no choice…
(were overwhelmed due to ignored requests for more resources)
So do not believe the disinformation…
(blame & impeach Trump)
Through door she (Ashli Babbitt) was thrust, provocation…
A gun goin’, boom boom boom…
Done! cop said, secured things,
Ashli won’t be goin’ home…
(ANTIFA ANARCHIST) Johnny-on-the-spot Sullivan:
To beef up violence I designed…
My friends all think must undercut…
(kneecap this election objection)
Turning order into crime…
Break through doors secure and shut…
(until certain cops let us in)
So we went from (pre-planned) day to (riot) day…
Stokin’ strife, we’ll burn and gut…
Til’ they blame (Trump) for what he say…
Twist detection, dressed as nuts…
(disguise as MAGA)
We was tearin’ part, video’in scenery…
(to sell to fake-news)
We stalked right in with our machinery…
(glass break & climbing tools)
A gun goin’, boom boom boom…
Hey! he said, grab your things,
(gas masks, wall climbing & glass breaking gear)
We’ve won, now slither home…
(& brag about on social media, and get pay day from fake news CNN & PMSNBC
(AhOleC aka Alexandria Ocasio-Smollett):
More illusion (delusion), spins her net (bullshit)…
Was never where she said she’d be…
(a completely separate building)
Her security was a sure bet…
(AhOle not even at the Capitol)
She did tweet this BS spree:
“Stalked by MAGA silhouettes…
I close my eyes but still can see (I’ve been traumatized!)…
No one taught them PC etiquette (they were shouting ‘stop the steal!’ and it really really triggered me)…
I laid low (under my desk), they were after me!…
That day was indeed a defacement (of my race, gender, and climate identity)…
I’ll tell ya, gone that shit eatin’ smile on my face went…
my heart goin’ boom boom boom…
(I really really didn’t think I was gonna make it, right??)
Hey! you bet, I stacked up office things (against the door),
They were comin’ to my safe-zone”…
2 & SOON 3, AIN’T BAD” #MultiMaskMandate
(music by Meat Loaf)
The ‘THIEF-N-CHIEF’: “i now wear two masks in the Oval, to sleep, and when skinny dipping”…
(IN REALITY: the Cheat most likely doesn’t even know that he’s in the Oval Office, wearing one mask let alone two.. and sentry Kamala probably crept up from her post behind, and double masked him)
Intro PIANO…
(SQUATTER JOE):
Country, wear one mask alright (& tight)…
But that ain’t gettin’ us nowhere… (still in for a dark variant year ahead)
They (Fauxci & Kamala) told you everything I possibly can… (i’m just a figurehead)
There’s nothin’ left, inside of here…
& Trumpers, you can whine you’re right (he stole the election via China Virus crisis!)…
But that’ll never change the way that we steal (gonna keep using this crisis, propaganda & control)…
Our hold is really tightenin’ up worldwide (CDC, WHO continuing mandates)…
I’ll never ever make you leave there (stay home multi masked preferably in basement)
Trump poured bleach on, but I poured it out (I follow ‘the science’ so body suit mandate next)…
I’ll try to show you just how much I care (unlike ‘senior citizen serial killer’ Cuomo)…
I’m not tired of ‘muffled words’, and even if you’re to hoarse just have to shout (through the multi masking)…
But I’m like mold, and me so gone, even Dr. Jill’s crying icicles (frustrated with my stupor) instead of tears…
& all I can do, is keep on mandatin’ to you-
Dr. Fauxci wants you… (he directs you)
Grim Reaper Kamala needs you… (she’ll jail you)
‘Cause there ain’t no way, China’s not ever gonna govern you (they don’t call me ‘China Schmoe’ for nothin’)
Now don’t be mad (Red State Gov’s)
(don’t be mad)
‘Cause 2 & soon 3 (masks), ain’t bad…
Now just.. be.. glad (my 80 million fake sheeples)
(just be glad)
‘Cause 2 & soon 3 (& more),
ain’t bad…
“STEAL’S IN THE NUMBERS” #MetroOvervoteSpikes
(music by Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band)
See/Audit: PHILADELPHIA, DETROIT, ATLANTA, MILWAUKEE, PHOENIX, LAS VEGAS…
Intro Drew Abbott GUITAR…
(PROUD DEM ELECTION THIEF):
I mail my vote,
(postmarked before even sent to me, backdated, unsigned & no creases)
No won’t stand in line..
(cause there’s covid!)
To make lead up,
(Trump ahead by 100’K election night)
I work overtime..
(pulling suitcases out from hidden under tables, multi scanning, after observers kicked out cause water main broke)
Yes sir, ballots keep floodin’ in the mail…
(by the truckload from NY to PA)
I work this stack, til it’s scanned big gains,
(multi scan fake ballots to 100’sK faux joe spikes)
The observers can’t even review my name..
(no signature, kicked out etc)
It shows up late, and back-dated, (“best fraud operation in history”) it’ll never fail…
I steal like all the others..
(other metro Dem machines)
We’re spokes in this great big wheel..
(Dem mail-in scam)
Just a phony ballot stash,
In the great swing-state steal!…
Ooh oh.. yeah!
To elections (free & fair), I’m just like a strike from a drone
To this sell (out), I’m just Chinese owned..
I’m just another Globalist on the creep..
To teachers, I’m just another propagandized child..
(“go home junior and tell your trump deplorable parents how to vote”)
To USPS I’m another for mail pile…
(of no creased, down-ballot or signed ballot)
I’m just another consensus on these ‘big swing-state county’ streets…
(we all agree Biden won 100% to zero)
Gonna throw (Republican observers) out of these cities..
Lock down (ballots & machines), not let see..
Gonna shout out through my (propaganda media) ocean..
Joe’s in lead!…
(ignore the count stoppage and infusion of massive fraud over-vote spikes)
& the steal’s in the numbers…
The steal’s in the (bogus) numbers…
Steal not a danger…
(Venezuela not so bad)
A danger to this (free-market) land!…
(“what are you, a Liberty junkie? c’mon man!”)
Don’t audit the numbers!..
(can’t let)
Audit these numbers…
Bogus Dem numbers…
Damn it, it’ll expose scam…
I said, audit ban!
Oooww.. oooww.. oooww.. oooww..
“3X ELECTED” #ThirdTimesACharm
(music by The Commodores)
(‘PATRIOT PARTY’):
Thanks, for the times that you’ve given ‘WE’…
(epic growth, opportunity, wealth, independence, leadership, peace through strength, too many more to mention in a song!)
The successes, are all enshrined (AMERICA 1st)…
And now, more to come, never end, our movement grows…
There’s something, we all know, so proud…
You’re once (2016)…
Twice (2020)…
Three times, elected (2024)…
& we vote, you… (75 million LEGAL)
Yes you’re, once (2016)…
Twice (2020 LANDSLIDE!)…
Three times, elected (2024)…
& we vote, you…
We vote you (minus Dem fraud, more like 100 million LEGAL!)…
When we get together, MAGA moments we cherish…
Through every cheat, Dems impart…
They tapped you (spied), they scold you (social media banned), they steal from you (election), they ‘Dirty Deeds’ you…
But nothing, could stop MAGA restart!…
You’re once (2016)…
Twice (2020 LANDSLIDE!)…
Three times, elected (2024)…
& we vote/LOVE, you…
We vote you (LEGALLY!)….
(REPEAT CHORUS THRU 2028)
“SYMPATHY FOR THE DE(M)VIL” (aka: UnAmerican Evil Fraudsters)
(music by The Rolling Stones)
ANTHEM in dedication to all those “Woke Activist Fascist Anarchist” types.. you know who you are: politicos, CEO’s, tv / social media talking heads, actors / comedians, teachers / professors, union thugs, and run-of-the-mill liberal dipshits…
INTRO DRUMS…
Ooow!.. oow!…. ooow!… uum.. huh… uum..
Please allow me to introduce myself…
I’m a man, of stealth and waste…
I’ve come around after 4 long years,
“cancel” millions (of MAGA’s) plans cold, and faith…
Now I’m ‘round when Donald Trump,
Had his moment, of MAGA fame…
Made damn sure that RINO’s,
Washed their hands, and sealed Liberty’s fate…
Pleased to meet you… (at the Capitol)
Hope you guess my name… (or follow me on Twitter)
But what’s puzzlin’ you (ignorant / propagandized sheeple Americans)
Is the, nature of my game…
I snuck around, Charlottesville… (race-bait)
When I saw it was a time for a change… (‘cancel culture’)
Toppled statues, and their monuments…
Washington Redskins fans, screamed in vain…
I riot cranked,
Held a BLM/Antifa rank… (lead agitator/race baiter)
When the “peaceful protests” raged… (in beautiful burning cities)
& the ‘Chop Zone’ stank…
Pleased to meet you… (at the Capitol)
Hope you guess my name… (or friend me on FaceButt, I mean FaceBook) oh yeah..
Ah, what’s puzzlin’ you (ignorant / propagandized sheeple Americans)
Is the, nature of my game… aah yeah
woke woke.. woke woke..
I watched with glee, while your “Kings & Queens” (Dems & propaganda media)…
Sought each n ev’ry day,
To stop MAGA ways…
woke woke.. woke woke..
I shouted out (on ev’ry social media outlet),
Go stomp ‘the Deplorables’ (ok to harass & assault)…
‘Cause after all, they’re just bigots & patriotic freaks.. (demonize)
woke woke.. woke woke..
Let me please introduce myself,
I’m a man of stealth and waste…
woke woke.. woke woke..
I lay traps for Trump ralliers… (invert truth)
Who get blamed before Ted Cruz (& other traitors) gets his say (to question bogus election)
woke woke.. woke woke..
Pleased to meet you… (at the Capitol)
Hope you guessed my name… (search for me on Google) ooh yeah
woke woke.. woke woke..
But what’s muzzlin’ you (censor),
Is the, nature of my game…
Oh yeah.. shut you down, baby
KEITH GUITAR…..
woke woke.. woke woke…..
Pleased to meet you (at the Capitol)…
Hope you guessed my name..
(#I’mTrending) ooh yeah
& I’m using you…
(I use political moderates as human shields against truth & justice)
Is just the, nature of my game… mmm mm
woke woke.. woke woke..
Just as ev’ry cop is a criminal (DEFUND those pigs!)…
& all my sinners, saints… (those anarchist domestic terrorists are my freedom fighters)
As heads is tails,
AhOleC just calls me St. Lucifer…
‘Cause she’s in need of no restraint (Socialism ASAP)
woke woke.. woke woke..
So if you meet me, have some hypocrisy (LOTS OF)…
Have some anarchy, and some hate…
(LOTS OF)
woke woke.. woke woke..
Use all your well learned ‘Swamp Politics’..
& we’ll lay America’s soul (& Constitution) to waste…
mmm yeah..
woke woke.. woke woke..
Pleased to meet you… (at the Capitol)
Hope you guessed my name…
(Like my Twitter & FaceButt posts) mmm yeah
But what’s muzzlin’ you..
Is the, nature of my (censor) game…
mmm mean it, shut your twitter account down…
woke woke.. woke woke..
woo! woo..
Oh yeah, shut Trump down…
Oh yeah.. oh yeah!
GUITAR…..
Aah yeah!..
woke woke.. woke.. woke..
Tell ya baby, call ‘em names (racists)..
Tell ya honey, can ya guess who we’ll blame.. (those bitter clinging hateful Conservatives)
Tell ya baby, call ‘em names (label them fascists)..
I tell you it’s hate crime, & they’re to blame..
woke woke.. woke woke..
Alright… oh yeah!…
(REPEAT until all enemy MAGA’s are censored & locked up)…..
woke woke.. woke woke.. yeah!
IN 1796, PRESIDENT WASHINGTON WARNED OF LOYALTY TO POLITICAL PARTY OVER NATION… TIME TO HEED THOSE WORDS & ROCK-N-ROLL PATRIOTS!…
KEITH GUITAR…
woo woo.. get on down..
“REAL-NEWSFLASH” (“Bombshell”), SATAN:
St. Donald has exposed you and your minions forever.. he has instigated you to take actions across the board, which have effectively memorialized your evil and anti-Liberty being, and aroused the Patriot Spirits of 1776.. in other words dirtbag, you been – ‘TRUMPSTERSTRUCK!’
see you on the other side – guitargod
“A U D I T” #ForensicBallot&MachineIfNothingToHide
(music by Michael Jackson)
Intro Official ‘GUITAR-COUNT’Riff/Beat…
They (Dem thugs) told ‘em, don’t you ever come around here..(Republican observers at the polls)
Don’t want ya see erase, see Trump votes disappear..
The vote spikes overnight, signature matches really unclear..
So, AUDIT.. just AUDIT..
You delete some (tens of thousands), you better multiple scan (3 & 4 times)..
Mail-in and back-date flood, machine flips to your man (6,000 Trump to Biden)..
They wanna ballot-box stuff, gonna do what they can (’cause Sleepy’s basically already a mummy)..
So, AUDIT.. ’cause they cheated real bad!..
Just, AUDIT!…
Audit!…
AUDIT!…
Audit!…
No way in hell Trump defeated!… (was a MAGA Landslide)
Show it how phony,
Strong & air tight (hard forensic evidence)..
It sure does matter, (for fair & free elections!)
So wrong! set right!
Just, AUDIT!…
Audit!…
Vote, AUDIT!…
Audit!…
Vote, AUDIT!…
Audit!… (what are you afraid of Dems?)
Just, AUDIT!…
Audit!… (seize the damn ballots & machine via 2018 EO, President Trump!)
They’re out to get you, (weakened ALL voting safeguards)
Better use (China Virus) while they can.. (“never let a good crisis go to waste”)
‘Dirty Deeds’ employed, they runnin’ commie scam.. (see Venezuela)
We wanna keep alive, (our cornerstone fair & free elections)
Better do ALL you can! (seize the damn ballots & machines via Executive Order!)
So, AUDIT!…
Just, AUDIT (already!) (arrest the Governors if they refuse to comply, include Cuomo just for kicks)
You have to seize them, and they’ll really get scared (like in Antrim County Michigan, 68% error rate, Dems tried to prevent/suppress findings)
They threatened very lives (Michigan Canvassing Board members),
They don’t want truth laid bare..
They’ll kick you, then they beat you (BLM/Antifa dirtbags)
Then they’ll (media & Dems) tell you it’s fair (their violence is always justified)
So, AUDIT… (harden evidence)
It’s what they don’t want, so bad
Just AUDIT!…
Audit!…
AUDIT!…
Audit!…
No way in hell Trump defeated! (was MAGA Landslide!)
Show it how phony,
Strong & air tight..
It sure does matter,
So wrong! set right!
Just, AUDIT!…
Audit!…
AUDIT!… (seize the damn ballots & machines already!)
Audit!…
(REPEAT CHORUS THRU 2024)
EDDIE GUITARSOLO
M.E.G.A. “Make Elections Great Again!”
“TUESDAY’S GONE WITH TRUMP WIN” #Trump2024
(music by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
‘M.E.G.A. 2024’
Make-Election-Great-Again!
TRUMP DID MORE GOOD IN ONE TERM, THAN BIDEN DID IN ONE LIFETIME
Intro GUITAR….
Trump-Train roll on…
Many miles for our home (MAGA Template for years/decades/centuries to come)…
Know it’ll sure take us far, and make us great…
Now we’ve seen the WINS grow, outside our doors (new business, opportunity, jobs, safety etc)…
Means we’re drainin’, that swampland, down low…
Tuesday’s Gone… with Trump win… (counting all LEGAL votes)
Our country’s strong… from Trump wins… (see listed volumes of)
TRUMP-TRAIN ROLLS ON….
“STILL TRUMP WON”
(music by Orleans)
MAGA Truth & Justice Rhythm GUITAR…..
He’s, been our defender since way back when (AMERICA 1st!)…
All the time, Dems plotted to never see him again (Russia Hoax, Impeachment Hoax, Election Hoax etc)…
But as evidence shows, after all these smears (overwhelming & undisputed)…
Trump’s still the one, Lady Liberty wants whisperin’ in her ear…
Yeah, still Trump won, with LEGAL votes all night led…
(until the illegal count stop & ballot/machine fraud)
Still Trump won, Biden spoon fed (with fake votes & with food from Jill)…
We still know Trump won, & 2024 he’ll run…
He sheltered in place, everyday (‘Hidin Biden’)…
& we never, saw him cuz Jill took his zoom away (gaffe machine)…
Then election came, where did Hunter go?..
(where did Hunter go)
Buried deep in news cycle, laptop quite the show!…
Yeah, still Trump won, with LEGAL votes all night led
Still Trump won, ‘til steal he was way ahead (by 100s K’s)
We still know Trump won, & 2024 he runs….
(REPEAT ‘TIL 2024)
“TRUMPSTERSTRUCK”#Swampist/StatistVileHypocritesForeverExposed
(music by ACDC)
& A SINGLE-TERM OUTSIDER ‘SLEDGEHAMMER’ IS ALL IT TOOK – THANK U 45!
Intro ANGUS GUITAR…….
Aaaahhaahhaaahhaahhaaa…
TRUMPSTER!
(Repeat)
I was caught, in the middle of a Deep State trap… (Obamagate)
TRUMPSTER!
& I knew, and I knew they were coverin’ their ass… (Russia!Russia!Russia! DEM collusion)
TRUMPSTER!
Their (sick TDS) minds raced, & they thought impeachment would do…
TRUMPSTER!
& I knew, there was no help, no help from RINO crew…
TRUMPSTER!
Sound MAGA drums…
Beatin’ in our hearts…
With (Patriot) thunder we won…
Took Swamp apart…
They’ve been –
TRUMPSTERSTRUCK!
GUITAR….
Rode down the highway (flew round the country)…
Broke enthusiasm records, we hit the towns…
Went through all swing-states (many times over), yeah swing-states and we had some fun (Peaceful Protests)…
We exposed those Dems, those DemocRATS who cheat all the time…
Broke all the (election) rules, played RINOs for fools…
Yeah, yeah, we, we, we showed their crimes (video & forensic audit)…
& now Sleepy’s shakin’ in his dreams…
Don’t let the election evidence ever see (the light of day!)
yeah this shady is such slime…
They’ve been –
TRUMPSTERSTRUCK!
GUITAR….
Obama’s shakin’ at the knees…
Spygate declassified’s a bitch, you deep-state spyin’ freak…
TRUMPSTERSTRUCK!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!…
TRUMPSTERSTRUCK!
Yeah T, won the fight…
They’re, forever slimed (hypocrisy, bias, fascism exposed)…
TRUMPSTERSTRUuuuuuuuCK!
A fraudulent presidential election should bother every true American to the point of significant and meaningful inquiry, action and accountability..
aka – TRUTH & JUSTICE
One side follows rules and protocol, even to the detriment of their Constitution and country
The other side doesn’t
“THE CHAIN / LIBERTY SYSTEM BREAKDOWN” #The’RogueSwing’StatesOfAmerica
(music by Fleetwood Mac & Led Zeppelin)
Bristle as the vote implodes!….
Watch (fair & free) election demise….
Stealin’ in the shadows!…. (count stop ballot stuff midnight hour)
Damn your rules, damn your eyes…. (close observation)
& if you don’t govern now (wuss State Legislatures!)
You will never govern again (wuss Governors!)
I can still hear forsakin’ (SCOTUS “no standing”), as you weak links break The Chain (of Liberty)
(weak links break our Chain)…..
PAGE GUITAR….
Hey!… Cops… (Barr sees nothing)
Stop what crook Dems doin’…
Hey!… Courts… (judges ignore hearing evidence)
They’ll drive our free & fair elections to ruin…
Our Founders knew what it would be like if abused, so they built in safe-guards…
But you let them own you now, let them steal our governin’ touch! (all 3 in radical control)…
Liberty System breakdown
Establishment always so lame…
Havin’ a freedom breakdown
Cloggin’ The Swamp drain!…
“LANDSLIDE” #OfLegalVotes
(music by Fleetwood Mac)
RECORD 75 MILLION & COUNTING!
They took our gov, tried to take it down…
(election steal)
I climbed a mountain, and I turned it around…
(beat yet another hoax)
& I saved my re-election, from these bold corrupt fiends…
Won in LANDSLIDE, can’t keep (Truth, Justice & Liberty) down…
Yeah, won in LANDSLIDE, can’t keep us down…
A “PRESIDENT-DERELICT” LIMERICK
THERE ONCE WAS A QUID PRO NAMED JOE..
WHOSE ELECTION FOR PRESIDENT WAS FAUX..
WHEN VOTE COUNT SHUT DOWN
FAKE BALLOTS WERE FOUND
& DemocRATS ACHIEVED A NEW LOW
“DOCTOR, DOCTOR GIMME TRUMP CURE” #VaccineByYearEndAsPromised
(music by Robert Palmer)
INTRO GUITAR…
Whoooaa…
A cold April night…
Covid a threat…
Trump gonna find….
A vaccine yet…
He freed you.. (cut endless red-tape for medical researchers)
To stop this dread…
& beat this (China) flu….
Full speed ahead! (Operation Warp Speed)….
Doctor, doctor…
Gimme good news/Trump cure…
I gotta, mild (asymptomatic) case, of China flu…
Trump pill’s gonna cure my ill…
I gotta, mild case, of China…. flu…
A covered face…
Don’t mean the spread will stop…
Cuomo learned that…
Butthead from the start… (Senior Citizen Serial Killer)
Vaccine refute… (will take at minimum 5 yrs)
‘Nother Twitter fit, lie… (he said will have bleach in it)
Mama, Trump’s… a hydroxychloroquine kinda guy
Doctor, doctor…
Gimme Trump cure/good news…
I gotta, mild case, of China flu… (i’m asymptomatic)
Trump’s pill gonna cure my ill…
I gotta, mild case, of China…. flu
Ooh! oooh ooh yeah
“THE WAITING” #PresidentDerelictBiden
(music by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
Intro Mike Campbell
(PRESIDENT-DERELICT):
Oh Kami, don’t it feel like heaven right now..
Don’t it feel like somethin’ from a dream (i dreamed about this 24/7 in my basement)
Yeah, our (election fraud operations) never known nothin’ quite this big..
Don’t the steal election night, fair & free never again..
Kami, we cheat better don’t even try’n pretend..
Kami, everyone’s startin’ to know ‘bout this..
(eye-witnesses sayin’): hey!.. hey!. wait!.. wait!.. fake.. fake.. fake.. fake!…
The waiting, is the hardest part (until Inauguration / Fraud Coronation)..
Everyday see more evidence hard (eye witness, computer forensic, vote flips, statistical analysis, video)..
We stole it all fake, was in the tank from start..
The waiting (running the clock out), is the hardest part….
(just gotta ignore investigations, State Legislature hearings, lawsuits etc)
Well yeah we might’ve trucked some fake ballots around..
All I ever got (was cheating) to take Trump down.. (CAN’T BEAT ‘EM, ROB EM’)
Yeah, then there were those (Dominion ‘glitches’), that made me feel good (300K dumps)..
& ever so good as I feel right now (I’m President-Derelict.. I mean, President-Elect)
Kami, we got the only one (“best voter fraud operation in history”), that’s got the know how..
To take it got to rig, like I want to rig now,
(RUDY & JENNA sayin’): yeah yeah!.. wait! wait.. fake.. fake fake! fake….
The waiting, is the hardest part (til’ faux Inauguration – zoomed from basement bunker)..
Everyday see more evidence, hard..
We stole it all fake, was in the tank from start..
The waiting, (Tick tock tick tock.. CATCH US IF YOU CAN SUCKER AMERICANS!), is the hardest part (of this election theft)..
Oh, won’t wait to thrill you Kami, won’t wait to give to you (full presidential power)..
won’t wait to thrill you Kami (or other cabinet radicals), won’t wait to give power to you (i’m goin’ back to my basement!)zzzzzz
I’ll play a sleepin’ part, I’ll be your hidin’ stooge..
Don’t let Trump’s challenges go too far… (crooked courts, deep state, RINO’s etc)
Just let honest voting Americans lose….
GUITAR…
Hey! hey!.. hey! hey.. fake fake fake.. fake!…..
The waiting (during all these ballot audits, forensic & statistic analysis, investigations, legal suits & hearings), is the hardest part..
Everyday see more evidence hard (nothing to see here folks, C’MON MAN! move along!)..
We stole it all fake, was in the tank from start..
The waiting.. is the hardest part!…. (maybe we should get stoned out like Junior)
“THE-SIX-MILLION-(FAKE)BALLOT-MAN #400%JoverVote
(tv theme ‘Six-Million-Dollar-Man’)
(DEMORAT NARRATION):
Joe Biden..
Career politician..
A candidate barely alive..
Countrymen – we can fake elect him..
We have the technology.. (Dominion & Smartmatic)
We have the capability to place the free-world’s first idiotic man (U.S. Presidential/Globalist/Socialist/CCP puppet)..
‘Quid-Pro-Joe’ will be that man..
Shadier than he was before..
Shadier..
Sleepier.. zzzzz
Dumber..
“DIRTY DEEDS” #DemDirtCheats
(music by ACDC)
Intro ANGUS….
If you’re, havin’ trouble cause he’s so far ahead..
It’s not the time to snooze..
You got to compensate, keep ballot-box fed..
Here’s what we’re gonna do.. (@ 2:30AM)
Stop count of vote..
Send Repubs home..
Data dump, nick of time..
Just ring up –
360K.. 240K.. 360K..
I lead no trace of crime…. ow!
Dirty Deeds..
Software cheats!..(Smartmatic count flips)
Dirty Deeds..
Mail-In heaps!.. (of phony ballots)
Dirty Deeds..
Sleepy sheets!.. (pristine xerox copied)
Dirty Deeds done by Dem dirt cheats…
Dirty Deeds done by Dem dirt creeps… yeah
Count stop..
Back-date..
No observation..
DEMS ARE CHEATS!
dump spikes..
Contracts.. (w/ Dominion & Smartmatic)
High over-vote! (400%)..
DEMS ARE CHEATS!
Aaaaaaarrrrgghh!…..
“IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR” #JoeWasn’tJustSleeping
(music by Wilson Pickett)
(DEM ‘Election Official’ DIRTBAGS see Philly, Detroit, Atlanta, Milwaukee etc):
We’re gonna wait ‘till the midnight hour…
That’s when Trump’s gov come tumblin’ down…
We’re gonna wait ‘till the midnight hour…
When there’s no Republican observers around…
We’re gonna stop the count, and upload huge(600K Biden spike)
& do all those things (truck in fake ballots), Joe told you(“we have the best voter fraud operation”)
In the midnight hour…
Oh yes we are!
We’re gonna take all the safeguards out… (envelop signatures, voter id, absentee protocols etc)
& then we sprinkle in (fake ballots & Dominion vote flips), delegitimize…
We’re gonna take (rigged election) in the midnight hour…
That’s when our shove (massive illegal influx & uploads), begins to enshrine (& Fake News Media coronatesthis corrupt political relic)…
It’s the only way we know…
(to cheat because Trump won by millions!)
To really put in Joe
In the midnight hour…
“GLITCH” #DominionElectionOfficial
(music by Meredith Brooks)
I shape the world today..
It’s so good to cheat,
I know votes I can change..
(Princeton professor) tried to tell you,
Biden took to me like maybe I’m his angel, steal the lead..
Criminal deceit…
Election Day I thrived..
Joe must have been relieved,
To see votes flip to his side..
I can understand how Trump is so confused,
I don’t reflect you..
I’m a little software program thing..
Install, roll, Sleepy won
I’m a glitch!..
I give cover..
I compile.. (switch to Biden)
Trump’s lead smother
I pick winner..
I vote taint..
& I do not feel ashamed (I feel Re-Programmed)
I’m free election hell..
I’m dictators dream (see Venezuela)..
Trace nothing, fraud unseen..
You know Dems wouldn’t want it any other way…
I’m a GLITCH!..
I give cover..
I compile.. (switch to Sleepy)
Trump’s lead smother..
I pick winner..
I vote taint..
I do not feel ashamed.. (I’m such a smartmaticass)
I’m free-election hell..
I’m dictator scheme..
Trace nothing, fraud unseen..
You know, Dems wouldn’t want it any other way
(SEE YOU AT THE GEORGIA SENATE RUN-OFFS)
“GONE FROM THE U.S.A.” #HomeSweetHome
(music by Bruce Snowflake Springsteen & Tommy Motley-Fool Lee)
A 2020 ‘DUMB & DUMBER’ DUET
(don’t let a little thing like a fraudulent/stolen election keep you from leaving!)
Intro PUSSY-PIANO….
INTRO by Motley Fool Tommy Buttercup-Tokin’ Lee
You know I’m a weiner..
& my brain is froze (on drugs & stupidity)..
Now I have to run away & hide..
‘Cause I wouldn’t drop ‘Quid Pro Joe’….
Goin’ down to an Australian town…
The first plane I took was when ‘Sleepy’ hit the ground …
(got tucked in early)
Fell just like the dog (that he is) that Trump kicked too much…
‘Cause he’s spent (over) half his life (47+yrs) just a coverin’ (his corruption) up… now
(WHERE’S HUNTER??)
Gone.. from the USA!…
I am,
Gone.. from the USA!…
Gone from the USA!…
I’m a goof whinin’ commie, left the USA!…
We’re on our way…
We’re on our way!…
Home, Sweet Home!
‘Down under’ tonight
We’re on our way…
From Trump we’re free! (but we’ll still whine like little bitches)…
Home, Sweet (Sydney) Home
(SEE YA, Suckas!)
“VIDEO KILLED THE SWAMP-CREATURE STAR”🧟♂️ #&SavesTrumpALotOfWords😉
(music by The Buggles)
‘Swampy Joe’: “I never said that🤤.. put it up in your website, man!”
President Trump: “Ok, we will.. and we’ll play it at our ‘peaceful protests’”😉
They heard you on the debate stage say fracking & oil’s through👎..
Life blood at stake, intent on turning off is you🤭..
Staff tied your tongue🤫 it didn’t stop you coming through😖..
Don’t.. say.. Joe🤤…
Kamala took the credit for your second (debate) transparency (“day one we will ban fracking”)🧟♀️..
Rewritten by AhOleC🤢 on new technology (100 trillion Green New Scheme)🤮..
& now they (voters) they understand the problem you would be😱 (“I hope you remember this Texas, Pennsylvania, Minnesota etc”)..
Go.. Away.. Joe🤤…
Just met your children (& now we know where Hunter’s been)🤑🇨🇳🇷🇺🇺🇦..
Oh.. pay.. Joe💵…
What did you tell him?..(always 10% for the Big Guy)
(MAGA Rally 🖥)
Video killed the Swamp-Creature Star🧟♂️🤩🤭…
(MAGA Rally 🖥)
Video killed the Swamp-Creature Star🧟♂️🤩🤭…
Pictures framed 🖥 show what’s in your heart😒…
Oh.. a.. a.. a.. oh😱…
& now I greet (voters) at a MAGA “peaceful protest” show🇺🇸👍..
They hear the playback & you sound so wrong, Swamp Schmoe.. (all in your own words, Einstein)🤣
& they’ll remember your scandals, how you roll..
No.. say.. Joe🤤👎…
QUE UP THE 1st ONE:
🖥”China travel ban is xenophobic & racist!”😒…
No.. say.. Joe🤤👎…
QUE UP THE LAST ONE:
🖥”i will ban all fracking & oil drilling!”👍😏
(MAGA Rally 🖥)
Video killed the Swamp-Creature Star🧟♂️🤩🤭…
(🇺🇸🖥)
Video killed the Swamp-Creature Star🧟♂️🤩🤭…
All your crime, and all you mar..
We can rewind, encores you star🤩..
Oh.. a.. a.. a.. Joe😱…
Oh.. a.. a.. a.. Joe😱…
(🇺🇸🖥)
Video killed the Swamp-Creature Star🧟♂️🤩🤭…
(MAGA🖥)
Video killed the Swamp-Creature Star🧟♂️🤩🤭…
(🇺🇸🖥)
Video killed the Swamp-Creature Star🧟♂️🤩🤭…
(MAGA🖥)
Video killed the Swamp-Creature Star🧟♂️🤩🤭…
(REWIND & REPLAY)📽😒
“HONKY HONK, WAKE-UP MAN!” #RallyGeese&Carhorns🦆🚗💤💤
(music by The Rolling Stones)
INTRO KEITH
(Sleepy Low-Info Supporter):
I saw a squinting basement creep in Wilmington…(Delaware)😑
He hides when Jill comes to take him upstairs for awhile…
He had a flock of geese right over his shoulder😴🦆…(honking outside during a cellar zoom snoozer)
& the cars just seem to beep while he stutters his lines🤤…
(drive-up, parking lot rally)😴🚗
It’s the hooo…. hooo…. oonk.. ky.. honk, wake-up man!😴📣…
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky honk snooze💤💤
“FORTUNATE SON” #SleepyJunior🤑💻
(music by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Intro 🎸Riff…
Some folks are born, made to wave foreign flags🇺🇦🇨🇳🇷🇺…
Ooo, that ain’t Red, White & Blue🇺🇸😒…
& when the scam pays half to The ‘BIG GUY’ thief🤫…
Oh they point the Impeachment cannon at Trump, oh Lord😠…
It’s all me (millions for foreign access)…
It’s all me (smoking crack & face timing naked with underage girls)…
I ain’t no upstanding VP’s son💩…
It’s all me (selling political influence to commie Chinese)…
It’s all me (millions from Moscow Mayor’s wife – from Russia with love)😍…
I made a fortune (skills/expertise) have none🤤…
“C’MON MAN!”
“SISTERS CHRISTIAN” #MAGANuns🙏🏻🙏🏻
(music by Night Ranger)
Sisters Christian, know the time has come…
& you know that Trump’s the only one, to say, no way (to the radical anti-Christian Left)🖕🏻…
Now you’re goin (to MAGA Rally),
& you’re prayin’ (the Rosary) for (during rally for President & country)🙏🏻🙏🏻…
You know that boy, won’t let them play (mess with) no more with you😠…
It’s true 💪😇👊🏻…
You’re rallyin’…
What a sight of light📿🙏🏻…
In supporting mister right👍😉…
He’ll do alright election night (Red Wave)💒👍👍
‘A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION” #AllTalkNoAction
(music by ELVIS)
“I’VE DONE MORE IN 47 MONTHS, THAN SLEEPY JOE HAS DONE IN 47 YEARS!”😉
A little less conversation, a little more action, not sleaze😒..
All your bloviatin’s just more distraction’in (politico) speak🤮..
A little more bite.. (like my historic economy)🇺🇸👍
A little less bark.. (your backing of radical socialist policies)🤤👎
A little less fright.. (“c’mon folks, we’re going into a Deep Dark Winter!”)😳🦠💨
A little more spark.. (like use of Travel Bans, Defense Production Act Operation Warp Speed)🔬🧪👩🏻🔬👩🏾⚕️👍
Close your mouth (& mask it up), we’re openin’ up our towns👍
& Sleepy, rock-a-bye thee😴..
Rock-a-bye thee💤💤 Sleazy🤑😒…
‘VOTE Joe-“DARK-WINTER”-Biden 2020’
‘QUID PRO JOE’S’🤑 ONLY ACTION / ACCOMPLISHMENT WAS SELLING OUT OUR COUNTRY TO ENRICH HIMSELF & FAMILY💶💴
10% always for the ‘BIG GUY’💰💵🤫
“THEY CALL ME MACHINE”
(music by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
🎸………
They call me Machine🚜💪…
I keep rollin’ down the road🇺🇸…
(Michigan, Arizona, Iowa, North Carolina airport rallyin’🛬)👍
Well now they call me Machine🚂💪…
I keep rollin’ down the road🇺🇸…
(Wisconsin, Ohio, Florida, Pennsylvania airport rallyin’🛬)👍
& I ain’t hidin’ like somebody…
(hint: he puts ‘a media lid’ on it by 9AM and he makes Crooked Hillary look like an amateur)😴🤑
This body’s fightin’ for WE!🇺🇸👊🏻😉…
“MIKE’S A ROCK” #PencePowered2024
(music by Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band)
He sat there boldly,
Recountin’ what they’d done…
New jobs by millions,
Made us #1…
The height of election,
A VPs never been so strong..
Mike, ‘The Rock’
He’s Trump’s “A-Team”,
Handled covid care (China Virus)
Workin’ for the people,
Not a dime was spared (billions spent in aid)…
& he just leads, solid record everywhere…
Mike’s A Rock
His head was steady,
The fly appeared, but then took flight…
His talk had purpose,
Hers was glib & trite…
& Mike held firmly,
To what he feels is right (unapologetically PRO-LIFE)
Mike, ‘The Rock’…
Mike’s A Rock…
He was strong, & won debate with ease…
Mike ‘The Rock’…
‘Commie Kamala’ never got to our great Veep…
Mike’s A Rock…
He was somethin’ to see (beat both the Dem & the moderator!)…
Mike ‘The Rock’
“ROCK-A-BYE BIDEN”
(A Dr. Jill Biden Lullaby)
Rock-a-bye Biden,
On debate stop..
When Wallace blows (hot air),
Your cradle Trump rocks..
When the wire breaks,
His ear-piece will fall..
& down will go Sleepy,
Campaign and all
“I’M ALRIGHT” #GopherJoeDebatePrep
(music from Caddyshack)
da da da da da da da…
I’m alright…
Don’t nobody worry ‘bout me…
Why ya got to give advice (keep your mouth shut, with a lid on it!)…
Can’t Trump just let me be…
da da da da da da da…
“That’s enough! PUT A LID ON IT!”
“A.C.B.”
(music by The Jackson 5)
A C B…
Easy as 1 2 3…
(another clear & exceptional Trump pick)
Nom simple as Repub majority…
A C B..
Let Dems scream..
Country..
She for WE
& BACROCK RIDES IT, ALL NITE LONG…
OBAMA SPIED.. TRUMP THRIVED..
(OBAMAGATE!)
“SHAKIN’” (The Snowflake Snowglobe)
(music by Eddie Money)
“Who’s your daddy” had a globe he loved to tip upside…
Rolled to victory that night (2016), and shook it, made ‘em cry…
Turned up the ‘mock rock’ just as loud as it could go…
Blew off their pinheads in a deranged flurry of snow!…
He was shakin’…
Oh oh oh oh!…
Tweetin’ with his fingers…
Oh oh oh oh…
Globe was movin’ up & down…
Oh oh oh oh…
That globe, he was shakin’ …
Oh oh oh oh…
“HE’S FINE” #TellHimNov3rd
(music by Kip Moore)
ROCK THE VOTE!
Gov…
He’s been fixin’ for awhile…
Sets records all the time…
Man, he’s one of a kind…
Our towns…
Everywhere upon the map…
Well he’s bringin’ our jobs back…
& no wonder where growth’s at…
Well MAGA, he’s in Dallas…
Cheerin’ for ‘We The People’…
(AMERICA’s TEAM)
Never layin’ low,
WALL with Mexico…
Ya know he loves to stop crime…
Yeah MAGA, he’s in Vegas…
At trade table dealin’ no crap…
Hey, he’s got us in mind…
So get out election night…
Tell him he’s fine…
Strife…
Drives ‘em crazy, minds with it (TDS)…
& he’s (we’re) lovin’ every minute……
But it’d be better two term, hit it!… yeah
MAGA, he’s livin’ in DC town…
& he totes to St. John’s the Bible…
& he’s got lots a Law Enforcement friends,
That he loves and stands with…
Fightin’ back the Devil…
MAGA, he’s ampin’ up a vaccine…
For a lonely quarantined country…
Hey, he’s got us in mind…
So get out election night…
Tell him he’s fine…
Tell him we’re comin (silent majority)…
We’re runnin’ (to polls & mailbox)…
Yeah, Joe Sleepy no way!…
That we want him…
We love him…
& our kids will say thanks to him someday!…
Hell MAGA, he’s a builder…
Growin’ from coast to coast…
With frackin’ everywhere,
Minin’ on a tear…
It’s nothin’ but record growth times…
MAGA, he’s cleanin’ up ol’ New York…
Markets up on Wall Street…
Hey, he’s got us in mind…
So go out election night…
Tell him he’s fine…
Yeah, tell him he’s fine!…
Tell him he’s fine ( 4 MORE YRS!)…
Hey, he’s got us in mind…
So go out election night…
Tell him he’s fine…
“ENFORCIN’ THE LAW #GoAheadPunkMakeMyDay
(music by Judas Priest)
INTRO…
(DIRTY DONNY):
There they were (Dem run cities), completely wasted..
No one works, (statues) torn down..
All outside it’s so frustratin’, Dem mayors let anarchists destroy the town…
Feel as though know Dem governor cares, if police live or die…
So I sure as hell will begin, to put our National Guard into fight
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law..
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law..
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law..
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law!
So much for their ‘Chop Zone’ future,
I tore it apart!…
I’ll have every riot broken, there’s Law & Order from the start!..
They will know, what prison’s like, they will pay big dues
For what they did they’ll find themselves, gettin’ me re-elected too! (newsflash punks: people want Law & Order)
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law..
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law..
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law..
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law!
“PLEASE MR. POSTMAN”
#Harris/Biden2020
(music by The Marvelettes)
(JOE BLOW):
WAIT!
Oh yes, wait a minute mister postman!…
WAIT!
Waa-aa-aa-ait, Mister Postman…
Please Mister Postman, look and see…
(woah yeah!)
Is there a (few million) ballots in your bag for me
(please please mister po-o-o-ostman)
‘Cause it’s been, a mighty high climb…
(woah yeah!)
Since i’m controlled by radicals all the time!
There must be massive fraud post election day…
For my Rad friends to steal this vote away…
Please Mister Postman, look and see…
Is there fake ballots, a few million more ballots for me!
…
“AMERICAN WOMAN” #FillThatSeat!
(music by The Guess Who)
American Woman!…
Gonna fill that seat…
American Woman!…
Mama, Trump nominee… yeah
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“ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?” #YeahWeReady!
(Monday Night Football Theme – Hank Williams Jr.)
Are you ready for some football!..
A Saturday tradition!..
Yeah, this is Rockin’ President Trump..
Pushin’ to get the season started..
Here come the hits, the bangs, the blocks and the spikes..
‘Cause all the college teams are suitin’ up to fight!..
“STEALIN’”
(music by Uriah Heep)
Intro Organ…..
(ENVELOPE-LICKER-JOE
):
Mail (ballots) out across the country, cause I need some fraud to materialize (multi-voting, ballot harvesting etc)…
We’ll count the deceased voters, and all pets will cast with pride…
(meow)
Mail it….
Mail it….
Mail…. it….. in…
Mail it….
Mail it….
Mail…. it…. in….
Well there’s a hundred million ballot tries (unsolicited), to wean his lead to mine…
I don’t need no questions or campaignin’ Lord, cause my teleprompter’s runnin’ fine (“can you move it up a little”)…
Gaffin’, sleepin’, slime & rad women, woulda put me to my political grave…
Runnin’ (from press), hidin’ (in basement), schmoozin’ (with anarchists), lyin’, nothin’ left to save (from my record or in my head)…
Where’s my wife??!…
wife, wife, wife, wife! wife! wife! (help me Jill!)
Mail it…. mail it…. mail… it… in…..
Mail it…. mail it…. mail… it… in…..
(PRESIDENT TRUMP):
They stood & called them ‘pigs’ and shunned religion (took out ‘God’ from Pledge at their convention), stinkin’ up the world with slime…
They made their break (Dem Gov’s mailed out millions of unsolicited ballots), it’s a BIG mistake (election chaos)…
Tryin’ to steal it cause their candidate is (politically) dyin’…
(newsflash: he’s dead)
They were,
STEALIN’!..
When they shoulda been votin’ (properly absentee or in-person)…
STEALIN’!..
When they shoulda been votin’…
STEALIN’!..
When they shoulda been votin’…
STEALIN’!..
“HIDIN’ THE STORM OUT” #JoeHiden
(music by REO Speedwagon)
Intro Hiden-Biden basement bomb shelter air-raid siren / alarm clock…
Intro…
Hidin’ the storm out…
Shakin’ while Trump calls me out…
On a full zoom night, from my darkened Delaware cellar…
(“c’mon, can you move the teleprompter closer, man”)
My grind (energy) throttle’s (campaign) low…
Droppin’ in the polls…
Shrinkin’ from what’s been goin’ on in Democrat run cities…
& I’m, not sayin’ a thing…
Sleepin’ neath full moon, nappin’ all day
Hidin’ the storm out…
Hidin’ the storm out…
Rad ladies beside me (Commie Kamala, AhOleC, Pocahontas etc)…
They’re there to “guide” (Socialist agenda) me…
(prop me up & load up teleprompter)
They say that with Joe (empty suit man), they’ve finally found (transform) home (USA into Venezuela)…
But that Trump outside (barnstorming the country) is frightenin’…
He’s no kinder than a lightnin’ strike, and so witty…
(is it too late to call off the debates)
It’s a hard life I’ve lived (been wrong on issues for 50 yrs), but I give gaffes (when I’m trotted out), it’s what I give
“C’MON MAN! U AIN’T BLACK! R U A JUNKIE?!”
So I’m, not gonna say a thing …
(Obama: “you don’t have to do this Joe”)
Keep sleepin’ neath full moon, nappin’ all day
Hidin’ the storm out…
Hidin’ the storm out…
“HEY (SLOW) JOE”
(music by Jimi Hendrix)
JIMI
Hey.. Slow…
Where your (supporters) goin’ with those guns (& knives & bricks & Molotov cocktails & lasers) in their hands…
Hey.. Joe…
Said, where they goin’ with those guns (& bats & chains & rocks & balloons) in the hands…
They goin’ down to shoot some Trump crazies…
You know they caught ‘em standin’ ground (supporting), Law & Order fans…
& THAT AIN’T TO COOL!
“MISSISSHYPOCRISY QUEEN” #RoyalSalonStylin’&Defilin’
(music by Mountain)
SHE SHOULDA’ WORE THE MASK
Intro GUITAR…
Mississhypocrisy Queen!…
Now ya know why hair sheens…
Mississhypocrisy Queen!…
No mask, (to her) Law ain’t anything…
Snuck down around San Fran…
Beauty parlor power play… (“i was set up!”)
Where strutted (crept) the gourmet sundae lady…
(small shutdown businesses) Abhor the Mississhypocrisy Queen…
Ya know Clairol enhancer…
She looked no better with dye…
While the rest of them (hair)dos weren’t a gettin’ their cuts…
Boy, she begs no pardon (“i was set up!”) she was cuttin’ line…
Mississhypocrisy Queen!…
Now ya know why hair sheens…
Mississhypocrisy Queen!…
No mask, (to her) Law ain’t anything…
“EVERYDAY (Real American) PEOPLE”
#NotShallowCelebsParasitePoliticosOrSneakySocialists
(music by Sly & the Family Stone)
(RNC Anthem):
Most times we’re right… (Founding Documents)
& we do right wrongs…(slavery, segregation, opportunity – progress all of which Democrats oppose)
Our own beliefs…
(Liberty & Justice for ALL),
Are in RNC throng…
The business owner, the policeman, the farmer and then…
Makes no difference, what group we’re in…
(ALL LIVES MATTER!)
Trump!…… for Everyday People…
There is the Radical Socialist one that won’t accept the Regressive Liberal one that won’t accept the Democrat one (except as a numbnut Trojan horse) that won’t accept the American Patriot (Liberty, Capitalism, God given Rights) one’s…
But here we promote…
For all Freedom loving folks…
& (Trump policy) so on and so on and scooby dooby do a 3rd-term…
Our!…….. nom’s for thee American People…
“ON THE DARK SIDE” #LightVersusDarkness’CellarStyle’
(music from Eddie & The Cruisers)
Intro Piano…
(‘SCHMOE SHOW’ Dem Nom Acceptance Speech):
The Dark Side’s growin’ now nothin’ is real…
(his record economy, employment, trade balance, energy independence, military buildup etc) ALL FAKE FOLKS!
He’ll never know just how Chinese commies feel…
(but me & Hunter do!)
Out of the shadows they walk like a dream…
(all my radical socialist cabinet members)
They will ‘deal’ crazy, make us feel so ‘green’!…
Ain’t nothin’ gonna save you (except me, you ain’t Black junkies!) ‘cause his gov is blind…
(& racist & bigoted & xenophobic & etc.. never mind the historic minority employment & opportunity zones)
Slip back from Dark Side, & Portland’s fine….
I’m not Dark Side
(I am the Unifying Light, but I like to keep my basement dark)
C’mon Man!..
MAGA Dark Side
(He’s endorsed by those racist cops i’ll be defunding.. I’m endorsed by those Portland Patriot Anarchists& those Chi-Coms
C’mon Man!..
(‘character’ is on the ballot)
(REPEAT until we start to look like one of those Socialist SHITHOLE countries)
(music Love Boat tv theme)
Gov…
Exciting & new… (We The People put 1st)
Come aboard… (The MAGA Trumptilla)
T’s expecting you!…
& Gov…
(Trump has done more in 3.5, than Biden in 50)
Life’s sweetest (historic) rewards (records)…
He makes it flow…
Boats float to honor you!…
Trump Love Boats!…
Soon will be making a 2nd-term run…
Trump Love Boats!…
Promises MAGA for everyone…
Set a course for business venture, our minds on a new advance…
(Making America Greater Again & Again & Again)
& gov…
Won’t hurt like before…
(Biden/Obama criminality & rot)
He’s an open smile…
(Legal immigration)
On our friendly shores!…
(Big Beatiful Door in The Big Beautiful Wall)
It’s Trump Gov!…
Welcome aboard,
It’s Trump Love!….
“YOUR ANY/EVERYTHING”
(music by Andy Gibb)
(SLOW JOE):
For so long…
You know me, been hidin’ from others for so long (in my Paradise Cellar)…
& this spieling that I spiel for you is, for your throngs, Rads (rile up your anarchist base)…
Take over for me!
Cause we’ll give you more & more that you’re askin’ for, our gov will turn the key (unleash socialist paradise – see Venezuela)
(PHONY KAMALA):
Darlings, I!…
I will flip (&flop) forever for more ‘chop zones’ of crime…
Build our world around you (your commie agenda), radicals,
This gov will slime (cancel any critic), Rads
Watch out (American) history
Cause we’ll give you more & more that you’re askin’ for, our gov will turn the key (Socialist Paradise ala Venezuela)…
Aaahh.. We!…
We just want to be your (radical) Any/Everything…
Open up a (Statist) heaven, in our hearts we’ll surely be,
the things you want us to be,
& that’s two puppets on a string…
Ooh, if we!…
If we get in we promise you Radicals, we’ll provide…
We want you playing (serving) in the gov we have to bring…
We’ll do anything…
To be your Everything!…
“KAMILLA ICE, ‘VICE’ Crazy” #ICE=KKK
(music by Vanilla Ice)
Intro BUS-BOARDING beat….
(Snoop Dog Kamala):
Yo I.C.E. – let’s kick it!
ICE, ICE Crazy (they are the KKK)…
Vice, Vice Crazy (Impeach Justice Kavanaugh)…
Alright stop! (Joey)
Collaborate & listen (with/to my far left radical homies)
‘Vice’ got your back with my brand new addiction (Joey, but I’m still hooked on smokin’ dope while listening to Snoop Dog)
Somethin’ (my lust for power), grabs a hold of me tightly..
Phony lib loon, daily & nightly (my positions are “flexible”)
Will I ever stop? No! ‘Law & Order’ I know:
(prosecuting Blacks for marijuana w/ jail time, concealing death row exculpatory evidence)
Turn off their lights
& crime grows
To the extreme, I’ll rock your med like a vandal (cancel your private healthcare)
Lit Joe up on debate stage and whacked that chump, he couldn’t handle
ICE, ICE Crazy (ICE are the KKK)
KAMILLA..
ICE, Vice Crazy (now I say all Biden female accusers are lying bimbos)
KAMILLA..
ICE, Vice Crazy (gun grabber )
KAMILLA..
ICE, Vice Crazy (i BELIEVE Dr Blasey-Crazy-Ford)
‘SLOW JOE/PHONY KAMALA 2020’
“We just want to be your far-left any/everything!”
“JUNKIE, c’mon MAN!”
(music by The Rolling Stones)
Intro KEITH
I’m an, empty-suit democRat flunky..
All my friends are race-bait junkies!..
That’s really true…
I’m no, cognitive test high achiever..
Did you use a pre-show cocaine sneezer..
What you do?
Now all my bits & gaffes are tossed around,
On ev’ry newscast in this town..
C’mon Maaan!..
(You Ain’t Black!)
But are you just a Junkie, man?..
I’m glad you are a junkie (& monolithic) voter, too! (unlike those diverse Latinos)
Are you a junkieeee!…..
Are you a junkieeee!…..
Are you a junkie????… man!
Are you a junkie????… man!
Are you a junkie?!
Are you a junkieeee!…..
Are you a junkieeee!…..
Are you a junkie?!
a J J J J junkieee!…..
aah J J J J junkieee!……… c’mon man!
“GIVIN’ UP THE COUNTRY” #GaveUpAmericaTour2020
(music by Canned Heat)
Intro ‘Sleepy Joe’ naptime lullaby riff
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(QUID PRO JOE):
I’m givin’ up the country, AhOleC baby gonna run the show…
I’m givin’ up the country, radicals gonna run the show…
I’m stayin’ in this place (‘paradise cellar’), where i’ve never been out of before…
I’m dissin’, I’m dissin’ the Black voter all the time…
I’m dissin’ the Black voter all the time…
They go Trump en masse voters, be better off this time…
…..
I’m givin’ up our cities, police got to go away…
I’m givin’ up Dem run cities, police got to go away (I’ll dEfUnD them!)…
All this fussin’ (rioting) & fightin’ (violent asaults) “C’MON MAAAAN!”, you know I’ll sure let anarchists stay…
So business pack your leavin’ trunk, you know you’ve got to leave today (China is a nice free-market place to go)…
Just exactly where your job’s goin’, I cannot say (nor do I give a rat’s ass you greedy capitalist dog faced pony soldiers)
‘Cause, I’ll let ‘em leave the U.S.A.
It’s a brand new game, that the CCP (& Hunter) want to play…
…..
No use on bannin’, or screenin’ and climbin, (The Wall will be comin’ down)
‘Cause you (‘illegals’) got a home (w/ free everything), as long as Bernie is ‘immigration czar’ of mine…
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“WHITE HOUSE” #BigBeautifulConvention
(music by Jimi Hendrix)
Intro JIMI
There’s a White House over yonder…
That’s where my (RNC) convention’ll play…
Lord, there’s a White House over yonder…
That’s where my (RNC) convention’ll play…
I’ll make it home for a 2nd term baby, in 99 & one half days…
I still got my twitter, look out now
“NO-CONFIDENCE WOMAN” #NuttyNancyJustJealousOfDeborah’sScarfs
(music by The Jeff Healey Band)
Intro JEFF
(SUNDAE WOMAN):
Well, you lost me at the border when you crossed it (when you sided with Trump)..
Had your number baby, but I lost it (got my own ‘virus expert’, but he can’t throw a )..
I know you’re in love (w/ Trump), you just a flimflam..
No, you can’t pull your scarf over me..
‘Cause I’m a No-Confidence Woman…
I’m a squawkin’ old lady out for all of your money..
I can talk dumb girls (like you doctor), into calling me honey (agreeing with me)..
You can talk all you want babe (at his WH pressers), but I got crash plans (keep economy buried in virus lockdown) uh huh..
You’re a real soft touch(Trump fluzee)..
& I’m a No-Confidence Woman
STAY MOUTH MASKED BITCH, NO ONE HAS EVER HAD CONFIDENCE IN YOU..
“STAND FOR ME”👍 #OrGetTheHellOutOfTheCountry!
(music by Ben E. King)
Intro ‘Stand-Tall-&-Proud’ Riff…
(OLD GLORY):
When their slight, has come (kneeling schmucks)🤤…
& the fans go dark😠 (stop going/tv channel change)👍…
& this move (knee during Anthem), is a lowly, swipe at me😖 (& everyone who has served for Liberty!)…
No I won’t, cease to wave…
No I won’t, cease to wave…
Just as long, as you (true patriots) stand, stand for me (thank U!)👍…
So players, (ungrateful) players!🤤…
Stand… for me…
Oh, stand, or leave…
(GET THE HELL OUT!)😠
Oh stand…
Stand for me…
Stand for me….
If these guys, that we look upon…
Should stumble & fall (to a knee)…
Or their foul mouths, should babble, disrespectfully🤤…
Fans say bye👋…
Say bye bye👋👋…
No they won’t, cred this smear😠…
Just as long, as they don’t, don’t stand for me…
So players (ungrateful) players!🤤…
Stand… for me…
Oh, stand, or leave…
(GET THE HELL OUT!)
Oh, stand now (tall & proud)
Stand for me…
Stand for me…
“9 9 9” #CainTrain👍
(music by Iron Maiden)
Intro….
(2012):
He stood alone (Capitalist Entrepreneur success amongst career politicos)…
His mind, it cranked (out American Exceptionalism)😉…
He needed no time to think, to get bad (Obama Hopey Change) memories, from our minds😖…
What did we see…
We can believe!…
That what we saw that nominee fight, was real and not just (Mitt Shit) fantasy…
9!.. 9!.. 9!..
The number of his (tax cut) feast🤑👍
Growth, and Free-Market fire, was spawned to be released!💪😉
“DISS ON MY (VP) LIST” #He’sMakin’AListHe’sCheckin’HerOutTwice😘😛
(music by Hall & Oates)
-don’t hold grudges
-talented
-pretty hot
(esp for me)
-great respect for her
-tell the truth
My friends (handlers) wonder why I ball ‘bout you all of the time😭😰,
(get over it!) is what they say🙄…
But I don’t feel the need to let you, get away (with that debate beatdown)😖…
They think maybe with Veep help, oh, I will be alright👍 i’m ripe (for radicals)
& I’m just better off listening, to Bernie & AhOleC’s advice🤢🤮…
When they insist, on knowing my pick🤔…
I yell, that Bitch!😩…
When they want to know what the delay is…
It’s my style just to lie, but I tell them why – 🤫
Because your diss, your diss, is on my list📝..
Because you bitch, your diss,
I can’t forget😤 (it’s even interfering with my deep sleep)😴..
Because your diss is on my list, of the worst things (said about me) in my life😒….
Because your diss, your diss, is on my list📝..
Because you bitch, your diss I can’t forget😤..
Because your diss is why I slipped, Bernie almost turned out the lights🔥😵….
“DID YOU KNOW I LIKE TO SKINNY DIP TOO”
PUCKER UP!
“PARADISE CELLAR”😴 #NOV3rd:KeepMeHome😍
(music by Guns N’ Roses)
Intro SLASH🎸…
(‘You-Ain’t-Awake-Joe’ aka ‘CRYPT CREEPER’):
Take me down, to my Paradise Cellar..
Where my gaffes live stream🤤 but my girl’s (Jill) no dweller😢..
Keep!.. me!.. home!🛌💤💤
(Prez T – “Nov. won’t you please keep him home”)😉
Take me down, to my Paradise Cellar😍..
Where my gaffes live stream🤤 but my girl’s (Jill) no dweller😢..
Keep!.. me!.. home!🛌💤💤
(Prez T – “Nov. won’t you please keep him home”)😉
Yeah yeah
“SCHOOL’S OUT/IN” #Reading&Writing&Politcs
(music by Alice Cooper)
Intro ‘SCHOOL SUPPLIES’
(PRESIDENT TRUMP to lame Democrat Governors):
Well you got no choice..
All the girls & boys.. (get back to school!)
(parents) Makin’ all that noise😠..
‘Cause they wanna stay employed (get back to work!)
(TEACHER UNION):
Well students can’t salute it..
Took down the flag👎..
‘Cause ‘Pledge’ don’t suit us..
America’s a drag😝 (we teach that)..
School’s!.. out, come autumn..
School’s!.. out, forever..
School’s… online in recess💻😑…
(TRUMP):
No more funding🤑👎
No more biased textbooks🤓👎..
No more Rad-Left teachers🤪👎..
Creepy Regressive kooks🤤 yeah👎..
(TEACHER UNION):
Well, we won’t go back in class😒..
& we won’t listen to no principals😒..
& we rob kid’s innocence (keep ‘em home & virtually indoctrinated)🤪..
& don’t even think of funding police & charter school slime!😠..
School’s!.. out, come autumn..
School’s!.. out, forever..
Our school’s… online in recess💻😑…
(TRUMP):
No more funding🤑👎..
No more biased textbooks🤓👎..
No more Rad-Left teachers🤪👎..
Creepy Regressive kooks🤤👎..
(TEACHER UNION):
Out all summer☀️👍..
Out this fall🎃👍..
We might not come back in-person at all!😁..
School’s!.. out, forever!..
School’s!.. out, come autumn!..
School’s!.. out, with fever😷🤒..
School’s!.. out, completely🤓
“KAYLEIGH” #NextBiasedIrrelevantGetTrumpQuestionPlease😇
(music by Pure Prairie League)
Kayleigh…
Bless for what you do🙏🏻…
They shrink😩…
Look small next to you…
Stop their vile🤮…
Speak out stronger like you do👍😉…
(KAYLEIGH to Trump Deranged press worms):
Don’t you think the time is right for me to remind…
All the things you thought weren’t proper, turned out right in time (Trump economy, policies, opportunity, security etc)👍😉
& can you see (through your fog of hate)..
Which way we should turn together (Law & Order, Freedom & Justice etc),
Not disown (America for a marxist mob)🧟♀️🧟♂️..
Fake-News never sees what’s right or what is wrong…
(zip it Jim Acosta, you’re babbling again)🤤
Kayleigh…
Bless for what you do🙏🏻… (put up with these numbnuts)
They shrink😩…
Look small next to you…
Stop their vile🤮…
Speak out stronger, yes you do👍😉
PIPE DOWN DOUCHEBAGS😩🤤
“HELL SWELLS” #TrumpQuells💪😠👊🏻
(music by AC⚡️DC)
Intro ‘LAW & ORDER’ BELL KNELL🔔☠️….
ANGUS🎸….
He’s rollin’ out thunder, a pourin’ on pain💥😖..
We comin’ on like a (Law & Order) hurricane🌪😠..
Like lightnin’ flashin’, slime paralyzed😒..
They bold-n-dumb, and they all will fry😵..
Aah, will take them prisoners, 10 years to life👍😉..
No Dem mayor even wanna put up a fight😖..
(they just wanna get gassed)😝
Oh, we’re gonna quell & they can all go to hell👹👍
We’re gonna hit ya, justice get ya!…
As, Hell Swells👺…
Yeah, Trump Quells👊🏻…
(he’s got Feds bringin’)
Hell Swells💩…
(our tolerance dry)
Trump Quells💪😠….
We’ll give you, bad sensations up & down your spine😩.. (kick/cancel your coward asses)
If you’re into evil, you’re no friend of mine👺👊🏻..
See our crime fight smashin’ as we split this blight👊🏻😩..
‘Cause it’s no good on The Left💩👎, so America’s stickin’ with The Right (Law & Order)👍…
Will take them prisoners, 10 years to life👍😉..
No Dem mayor even wanna put up a fight😖..
(they just wanna be gassed)😝
Oh, we’re gonna quell & they can all go to hell👹👍..
We’re gonna hit ya, justice get ya!…
Hell Swells👺…
Oh, Trump quells👊🏻…
(he’s got Feds bringin’)
Hell Swells💩…
(our tolerance dry)
Trump Quells💪😠….
(& WE GOT LOTS MORE PERFUME BRO!)
Hell swells!…
Mob is comin’ for you!👹😳
Trump quells!…
He’s bringin’ ‘Law&Order’ now!👍😠
As, Hell swells!…
Their violence is high🔥👺
Trump quells!…
Scum paralyzed👊🏻😵
Hell swells!…
They’re tearin’ statues down👎😱
Trump quells!…
He’s bringin’ Feds to town💪😉
Hell swells!…
Gonna quit alright😰
Trump quells!…
Leads the way through the fight!👊🏻😠
Ow! ow! ow! ow!
TRUMP! QUELLS!👍😉…
“CHINA JOE” #BuildBeijingBetter
(music by The Doobie Brothers)
“I mean, you know, they’re not bad folks, folks.. but guess what, they’re not, they’re not competition for us”😴
INTRO ….
When the sun comes up on this sleepy little clown🤡💤
Down in-ground, cellar home..
& this joke is risin’ for another day 🛌 (after 40+yrs of💩)..
Round about his home (podcast teleprompter jibberish)🤤..
By the people (CCP) of the town (Beijing), he’s praised👍..
& he’s proud of his nickname (“Beijing Biden”)🤪….
Well, they’re talkin’ ‘bout that China Joe..
(‘talkin’ ’bout that china joe)..
wo ho ho!..
wo! schmoe!..
China Joe!😷
Well, this creeper😒 and his teacher (Barry O),
Lord, no trade caution..
They are the toast (massive deficit) of the town (Beijing)👍
When the business gets to flyin’ (bye bye US manufacturing)..
& (no jobs) they ain’t lyin’ (“those manufacturing jobs aren’t coming back folks”)..
When our stocks go fallin’ down😞..
They say that his father orders beef chow mein (been livin’ on it in the basement)😋..
& dear mister Hunter’s yuan gain🤑👍….
Well, they talkin’ ‘bout that China Joe..
(talkin’ ’bout that china joe)
Quid Pro Quo!🤑
wo! ho!..
China Joe!😷
(CCP):
& yesterday there’s our new virus comin’🦠..
1st wave from our oriental brew (wet market labs)🔬🦇..
Your President and his buddies, with their travel-ban sword..
You could really hear Joe’s anger at this slight😠…. (“that’s xenophobic, folks”)🤤
Ya know he played a part in our communist state.. (gave us ‘favored trade status’, built our economy through pro-China policies)
Xi Jinping knows he cares (Joe’s a very useful idiot)😉
Joe (& Hunter) just keeps on lookin’ up to the East🥰👍….
Hey Sleepy, WHERE’S HUNTER??
Talkin’ ’bout that China Joe
(talkin’ ’bout that china joe)
wo ho ho!..
wo! schmoe!🤤
China Joe!😷
“I GOT THE SHERIFFS” #Law&OrderPresident
(music by Eric Clapton)
Intro ‘SLOWHAND’🎸
I got the Sheriffs👮🏿♂️👍…
‘Cause I always root for Deputies💪😉…
I got the Sheriffs👮🏻♀️👍…
‘Cause I always root for Deputies💪😉…
All around, our big towns🏙..
They, tryin’ to burn them down🔥..
Mayors say, don’t want to reign in, not guilty🤤..
For the killing, of a deputy (& injuring hundreds)..
For the life, of a baby (& other innocent citizens)..
So I say😠…
I got the Sheriffs👮🏻♀️👍…
& I swear American defense💪😉…
I got the Sheriffs👮🏿♂️👍..
& I say riots are a National offense👊🏻😠…
“EMPTY SUIT MAN” #EmptyVesselTrojanHorse
(music by ZZ Top)
Intro REVEREND GIBBONS🎸 Riff…
Yeaaah…
‘The SQUAD’🤮😫💩🤬
(O’MAR’):
Clean slate..
(dismantle America)
New rules..
(sharia law)
& he don’t know what we are gonna do😏…
(AhOleC):
Law suits..
(against corporations)
Deny.. (it dies)
(fossil fuel production)
I don’t need a reason why😠…
They come runnin’ just as fast as they can,
‘Cause ev’ry Rad👺crazy ‘bout this Empty Suit Man😴👍…
(ANARCHIST LOOTERS):
Gold watch..
Diamond ring..
We ain’t leavin’ not a single thing😉…
(everything free at jewelry stores with a brick)👍
Precincts..
(police abandoned)
We’re in..
(occupied autonomous zones)
When we step out (DeBlasio sanctioned protests),
We’re gonna do ‘law & order’ in😳…
They come runnin’ just as fast as they can,
‘Cause ev’ry Rad👺crazy ‘bout this Empty Suit Man😴👍…
BILLY🎸
(BERNIE The ‘Cellar Dweller’ Puppet Master):
Stop growth..
(demonize wealth creation)
Top tax.. (ha ha)
(confiscate, redistribute)
& I don’t worry ‘cause 1% wallet’s fat🤑…
Back ways..
Unite love..
(let Joe plagiarize my marxist plan)😘
Lookin’ sharp, lookin’ for more gov😉…
They come runnin’ just as fast as they can,
‘Cause ev’ry Rad👺crazy ‘bout this Empty Suit Man😴👍…
“I’M FREE!”✌🏼
(music by The Who)
I’m Free!..
I’m Free!..
& freedom, fate, my reality👍😉
(not the phony corrupt Mueller show)😝
I’m Free!..
I’m Free!..
No more waiting, for Trump, to pardon (commute) me👍😉
