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--Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution, 1833

“IT ALL COMES OUT IN A LOSS” #NewsflashToDesperateDems

“IT ALL COMES OUT IN A LOSS” #NewsflashToDesperateDems
(music by Miranda Lambert)

INTRO GUITARSEmoji / “DooodooodooodooodoooooEmoji….

If you hold on dirt (DiFi), try to Justice (SCOTUS) soil..
Yearbook memes, while you’re tryin’ to foil..
When you find yourself quoting the ‘frat-maid’s’ text..
You intentionally fly her to the hearin’ (even though she has a traumatic flying phobia).. WHOOPS!Emoji

If you pour yourself a White-Russian to copeEmojiEmoji
You drip (leak) your lies from a set-up to a buddy prof..
You spill the beans on Obama (Clapper/Spied), sister (Crooked H) get locked up..
Outta luck, zero Mueller retentionEmoji
best sweat it (dirty Deep-Staters)Emoji

‘Cause it’ll all come out, all come out in a loss…
It’ll all come out, all come out in a loss… Emoji
Every lyin’ claim, every lyin’ fake-news break, no matter how crazy it gotEmoji.. (dirty dossier)
You take Russians, and the ten (whistleblowers), and you throw ’em all in.. (the witches kettle)
& you put that sucker on spin! (fake-news speed cycle)…… Emoji


You say he got frisky as the boss, with a quid pro quo scheme..
He butt-dialed new Ukraine Prez, put pressure on ev’rything..
Had a fancy spinner (fake-news rollout), at your media-in-law’s.. (scripted fake-news bombshell freakout)Emoji
But he spilled “A1 Perfect” (transcript of call), on your fable talk..
But don’t sweat it – Pencil-Neck will get’ em!EmojiEmojiEmoji

It’ll all come out, all come out in a loss.. Emoji
(all come out in a loss)
It’ll all come out, all come out in a loss..
(all come out in a loss)
Every lyin’ claim, ev’ry lyin’ fake-news break, no matter how crazy they gotEmoji
You take Russians, and the ten (whistleblowers), and you throw ’em all in..
& you put that sucker on spin! (CNN cycle)Emoji…..
put that sucker on spin…
ya gotta put that sucker on (High) spin!……..

& their laundry list goes like this:
Ev’ry Russian-bot..
Ev’ry White House lie.. (see Sarah Sanders)
Ev’ry dirty rotten tweet,
Make it go bye! (disable his twitter feed!)Emoji
All his (foreign policy) mistakes.. (like obliterating isis)
All his wild streaks.. (StormyEmoji)
(CROOKED HILLARY): “that’s why the good lord made Bleach-BitEmoji

Uh! Oh!


‘Cause it’ll all come out, all come out in the wash (my investigations)Emoji
(all come out in the wash)
It’ll all come out, all come out in their loss..
(all come out in a loss)
Every lyin’ claim, every lyin’ “bombshell”newsbreak, no matter how looney it gotEmoji
They took Russians, and the ten (whistleblowers), and they threw ’em all in (their witches brew)..
& they put that sucker on spin…..
Put that sucker (fake-news) on (High-speed) spin…..
Yeah, gonna put all them dirty fuckers to jail in!Emoji …….


Yeah, you put that sucker on spin….

& down and down and down and down they go…..

Down and down and down and down Dems goEmoji……



(music by The Rolling Stones)

You’re the kind of politician,
You meet at DC dismal swamp affairs..
‘The Squad’ now you r crowd, whining much too loud,
Runnin’ impeachment up & down, your moderates are scared!Emoji

Well, it seems to me that when you scream,
Not much gets done ’round here.. (DoNothingDems)
& though you (& Shifty Schiff) have tried, you just can’t deny,
Your eyes are etched in my re-elect fearEmoji

You better stop!..

Sit back down (& not storm out of meeting with Cryin’ Chuck)

Here it comes….
Here it comes….
Here it comes….
Here it comes….

Here comes Ms. Nancy’s Nervous Breakdown!….Emoji


(music by Wham!)


You put the doom doom into my heart.. boo! boo!😳 (12 yrs left to live on planet Earth)
You send my taxes sky high when your governin’ starts.. ($$$$$$$$$ Green New Deal)
Litterbugs (Oil&Coal Industries) indoctrinated into youth brains.. yeah yeah
Guns go a bang-bang-bang and police (to minorites) do the same..

Anthem’s buggin’ me, standin’ ain’t right..
My (Union) teacher told me ditchin’ class to protest is alright..
Left is creepin’, social-justice cred..
The Squad is schemin’, but we should’ve had Socialism (not Capitalism) instead!…..

Wake me up, so I am woke-woke..
Don’t leave Trans-people hangin’ (in the wrong bathroom) when they gotta go-go💩

Wake me up, so I am woke-woke..
Don’t wanna miss it when illegal border crossings hit new highs👍

Wake me up, and now I’m woke-woke..
‘Cause I’m not plannin’ on protestin’ ICE solo..

Wake me up, and now I’m woke-woke..
Aaaahh.. make gun (& tomahawk chop) bannin’ alright…..

I want fossil fuels to go bye!……
(Green New Deal yeah! yeah!)


“JUMP” #BackUpOnTheStump!

“JUMP” #BackUpOnTheStump!
(music by Van Halen)


Intro Keyboard (WATERBOARD HER!) Riff…..

Won’t give up!… (I’m Baaaaacck!)

Even though I took a beatdown…
(I won the ‘popular vote’, but I’m just not popular.. & the Electoral College is ‘Deplorable’)

& Trump talks tough…

& my book/appearance tours have all shut down.. (as dried up as Bill after an Epstein Isle visit)

& I know! (heavy duty therapy, cases of wine, woods walks w/ Sasquatch)…

Buttercups, just how you all feel…

We got to poll, poll, poll, more fake-news hunches…

But this time, just steal!Emoji

A can’t you see me standin’ there (handlers have her propped up), I got my back against the votin’ machine!…

I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen… (pretty close, but we’ve seen Beto eating dirt)Emoji

A can’t you just overlook all that I delete?!….

I, might as well, JUMP! (back into the fray) jump!…

Might as well stump! (I never stopped campaign whining past 3 yrs)…

Go ahead, and Jump! (“don’t tempt me”) stump!

I’ve always been ahead of that Trump!Emoji

So can’t you see me standin’ there (propped up after falling down), I got my back against the votin’ machine….

I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen… (we’ve had to listen to Spartacus & DeBlasio)Emoji

A can’t you overlook all my self-enrichment schemes?! (Uranium Quid Pro Ho)Emoji


I MIGHT AS WELL JUMP back in!……..

(& BERN Fauxcahontas this time)Emoji

“MAJOR CON” aka Lyin’ Liz #UnemployedPregnantIndianPrincess

“MAJOR CON” aka Lyin’ Liz #UnemployedPregnantIndianPrincess

(music by David Bowie)


Intro Acoustic Guitar….


Ground-control to Major Con….

Ground-control to Major Con….

Don’t take your birth control pills and play the victim card….

Ground-control to Major Con….


Commencing wealth put down, class war on…

5….4….3….2….1…..mask off!

Stoke division, and may socialist dream come true!……..

This is ground-control to Major Con…

You’ve really made the (center of debate) stage…

& the Native (Americans) want to know whose head-dress you wear…
Now it’s time to leave your phony heritage (disable account) if you dare!…Emoji
(& embrace your white-girl-privilege)

This is Major Con to (fake-news-flow) ground control…
I’m stepping up class-war…
& I’m fighting in a Saul Alinsky (Rules For Rads) way…
And our country will look very different, (socialist) foray!Emoji
(see Venezuela)

Cold beer!… am I streaming from my home cam…

(my income) Far!… above 99% of the world…

Planet Earth ain’t blue (black w/ 12 yrs left),

& there’s no one, Biden’s through Emoji

Voters should fear you (Marxist Nut), Major Con!…

Voters, steer clear of Major Con!…

Voters don’t want to hear your BS lies, Major Con!…

Voters, don’t chug beer with Major Con!…

“HEY JOE” #QuidProSchmoe🤤

“HEY JOE” #QuidProSchmoe🤤

(music by Jimi Hendrix)

Intro JIMI Riff🎸

Hey.. Joe…

Where you (& Sleepy Junior) goin’ with that, sum💵 in your hands🤗…

Hey.. Schmoes🤤…

Trump said,

“a where’d that prosecutor go? he all done, was your plan”👎…


“Lead goin’ down to Indian lady..

They caught me messin’ ‘round with some other lands” (Ukraine, China etc)…

“My lead goin’ down to that Pocahontas crazy🤪..

Ya know they caught me (& junior) messin’ ‘round with some other lands”🤥😣


“The Biden’s are Stone Cold Crooked!”..

“HERE I GO AGAIN” #StorytimeWithLiddle’LowLifeAdumbSchiff👀

“HERE I GO AGAIN” #StorytimeWithLiddle’LowLifeAdumbSchiff👀

(music by Whitesnake)



No I don’t know, where this is goin’… (hopefully impeachment)🤔

But I sure know where I’ve been… (humiliated by Russia nothingburger)😖

Hangin’ on the (scripted whistle-blower) promises,

& the wrongs of yesterday (I have Russia collusion evidence!)…

‘Cause I’ve made up this (another) crime😉…

I ain’t wastin’ no more time (move inquiry at warp-speed instead of 2 yrs)…

Here I go again…..🤤

Here I go again🤥…..

Though I keep searchin’ for an action (criminal)🧐

Never seem to find what I’m lookin’ for… (so I’ll just make it up & read to Congress)🤥

Oh Lord, I pray to give me no shame, to carry on…

‘Cause I know what it means…

To stumble along, with lowly conspiracy themes!🤪…..

Here I go again, not alone! (I have a House full of Democ🐀’s)…

Goin’ down the only road, we’ve ever known!… (Impeach 45! Impeach 45!)😫

Like a tipster, I was forewarned ‘bout this big load💩 (I helped write ‘Dirty Dossier Redux’ aka whistle-blower complaint)📝🤫

& I’ve made up this (another) crime…

I’ll keep wastin’ American’s time🙄☹️…..

Shifty✏️ meet Treason😳

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