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"Let the American youth never forget, that they possess a noble inheritance, bought by the toils, and sufferings, and blood of their ancestors; and capacity, if wisely improved, and faithfully guarded, of transmitting to their latest posterity all the substantial blessings of life, the peaceful enjoyment of liberty, property, religion, and independence."
--Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution, 1833

“BACK WITH THE GAVEL AGAIN”

“BACK WITH THE GAVEL AGAIN”

(music by Gene Autry)

(COWPOKE PELOSI):

I’m back with the gavel again..🤠

Leading, all my loony friends..🤪

Where the liberal babble seethes, 😤 (impeach 45!)😫

On goes lowly “resist” sleeze,😡

Back with the gavel again 🙃….

Rammin’ through votes once more.. (have to pass it to see what’s in it)😝

Stokin’ division & hordes..😠(MOBS not jobs)👍

Now your “crumbs” are in my sights, 🧐

& the ACA Law is right, (still lost your doctor)🤕

Back with the gavel again 🙃

Whoopi-ty-aye-oh…

Blockin’ Trump & growth..🙃

Back with the gavel again 👑

Whoopi-ty-aye-yay…

I got my say.. 🤮

Back with the gavel again 🤗

I’m back with the gavel again.. 👑
Leading, all my loony friends.. 🤪
Where the liberal babble seethes, 😤 (impeach 45!)😫
On goes lowly “resist” sleeze, 😡
Back with the gavel again 🙃

Rammin’ through votes once more.. 😝 (have to pass it to see what’s in it)
Stokin’ division & hordes.. 😠 (MOBS not jobs) 👍
Now your “crumbs” are in my sights, 🧐
& the ACA Law is right, (still lost your doctor) 🤒
Back with the gavel again 🙃

Whoopi-ty-aye-oh…
Blockin’ Trump & growth.. 🙃
Back with the gavel again 👑
Whoopi-ty-aye-yay…
I got my say.. 🤮
Back with the gavel again 🙃

“DIRTY DEEDS” #DeepStateCreeps

“DIRTY DEEDS” #DeepStateCreeps
(music by AC/DC)

INTRO ANGUS GUITAR RIFF….

(BACROCK OBAMA):

If you’re, havin’ trouble with this vile fool Prez..

He’s callin’ you fake news…

Set up, investigate, then impeach…

Here’s what we gotta do..

Wire up his phone, spy on at home..
Leak it all the time…

Just write (Comey memo to self):
“he’s sick – abhor – he’s sick – help!”

I’ll lead the strife & slime!…

Dirty Deeds… Deep-State Creeps!
Dirty Deeds… Dems in deep!
Dirty Deeds… Deep-State Creeps!

Dirty Deeds done by Deep-State Creeps… ooh

Dirty Deeds done by Deep-State Creeps… 😦

We got problems in our life now with gov,

Trump will break my legacy apart…

Been double dealin’ with my deep state friends,

Now’s when Repub inquiries start… (stonewall em fellas)
Hide Strzok/Page texts on phone!
Smash, bleach bit, disown!..

On Manafort make a social call… (3AM home raid)
Bust right in (on his wife in nightgown),
& put squeeze on him,
We’ll have ourselves a cabal!

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Dirty Deeds… Deep-State Creeps!
Dirty Deeds… Dems in deep!
Dirty Deeds… Deep-State Creeps!

Dirty Deeds done by Deep-State Creeps… ooh

Dirty Deeds done by Deep-State Creeps… 😦

ANGUS ‘Down-N-Dirty’ GUITAR!….

Now we, got an outsider and we want him gone,
(Impeach 45! 😫 impeach 45! 😫)
‘Cause he’s kickin’ our butts…
He keeps on tweetin’ at us night & day,
Enough to drive us Libs nuts 😫 (TDS)
Wire up his phone, bug him at home..
Last time, ‘spygate’ was the plan…
For a fee (12 million),
Steele & Russians were happy to be 🙂
FISA Court backdoor plan!….

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Dirty Deeds… Deep-State Creeps!
Dirty Deeds… Dems in deep!
Dirty Deeds… Deep-State Creeps!

Dirty Deeds done by Deep-State Creeps… yeah..

Dirty Deeds done by Deep-State Creeps… ooh..

UNMASKINGS…

DOSSIER…

FISA ABUSE!
Done by Creeps!

LEAKINGS…

SPYGATE…

WIRE WEAR!
Done by Creeps!

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Ooh Dirty Deeds…
Ya know that’s Rats gonna do..

Done by Creeps!

Dirty Deeds…
Dirty Deeds!
Dirty Deeds!

Dems are creeps! 😦

Aaaaarrrrrrggghh!….

“Workin’ For USMCA”

“Workin’ For USMCA”
(music by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

INTRO Big Wheelin’ Dealin’ GUITARS…

Aaaarrrrrrrrr!…..

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Oooh,

Many years (decades!) of dumb schmucks,
Breakin’ down prosperity…

To the China border,
Yeah, up through NAFTA tragedy…

Lost work and every factory you can name,
Mister every trade deal wrong 😦

Along come Mr. Yankee builder,
Sayin’, this sure ain’t what we want!

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Need you both to renegotiate our contract…

Need you both to sign today!…

Gonna bring back lots of money (& JOBS!)…

Workin’ for USMCA!…

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“CARAVAN ADVANCE” #MobMeetMilitary

“CARAVAN ADVANCE” #MobMeetMilitary

(music by Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band)

INTRO ‘Mexican Street Shuffle’…

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Well, there it moves buddy,
Just a streamin’ in the sun…

Dare to reach our border land,

Cross & stay & run (catch & release) 😝👎

They gonna pack their pa,

& they gonna pack their aunts (chain migration)😝👎

We’re gonna break it down,
Stop this caravan advance!

America wins,
Real high wall in the dirt (& it just got ten feet taller!)👍

Rises just like a little bit of Law & Order,
Defend our earth 🇺🇸

Well buddy when it stalls,
Turn those bodies, send ‘em back…

Another Dem ploy to the junkyard,
Goes their caravan attack!🤣

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Caravan!…

Caravan!…

Long & dark… (filled with unknown Middle Easterners)
MS13 in the back…

Open Up… (Central America)

Them borders let out more…

Tearin’ up the highway, like a big ol’ Dem eyesore! 😝

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TRUMP GETS MORE OF A CARAVAN WAITING IN LINE AT HIS RALLIES *;) winking

“SURFIN’ U.S.A.” #CatchARedWaveDude

“SURFIN’ U.S.A.” #CatchARedWaveDude🏄‍♂️🤙

(music by The Beach Boys)

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Intro GUITAR 🎸Riff…

Yeah everybody has a notion…

Across the USA 🇺🇸…

& everybody be votin’…

For big Red tidal wave…

You see Trump wearin’ tailored baggies…

MAGA hat, shades too… 😎

A bushy bushy blonde hairdo…

Surfin’ USA 🇺🇸👍

You’ll catch ’em surfin’ in Wilkes-Barre (PA)…
(landslide.. landslide.. USA)

Virginia county lines (VA & WV)…
(landslide.. landslide.. BigRedWave)

Newport News (VA), and Drexel (MO)…
(landslide.. landslide.. USA)

Arizona’s Skull Valley…
(landslide.. landslide.. BigRedWave)

All over Manhattan (KS)…
(landslide.. landslide.. USA)
& down now DC way (White House)… *=D> applause
(landslide.. landslide.. BigRedWave)

Everybody’s gone surfin’ 🏄‍♂️…
Votin’ Big Red Wave! 🤙🇺🇸

We’ll all be turnin’ out & pullin’ through…

Keep economy goin’ boom! 😁 👍

Trump’s whackin’ down those Dem hordes… 🐀

He can’t wait for 2020 Lib Loons 🤪…

He’s been rallyin’ all summer… ☀️

He’s barnstormin’ everyday… 💪

Tell swamp creatures it’s certain… 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

Reassertin’ USA 🇺🇸👍

Cincinnati and Miami (OH)…
(landslide.. landslide.. USA)

Pacific (MO), Palisade (NV)…
(landslide.. landslide.. BigRedWave)

Manistee to Marlette (MI)…
(landslide.. landslide.. USA)

Villano Beach (FLA), Horse Cave (KY)…
(landslide.. landslide.. BigRedWave)

All over Dakota’s (NORTH & SOUTH)…
(landslide.. landslide.. USA)

In Wisconsin’s Green Bay…
(landslide.. landslide.. BigRedWave)

Everybody’s gone surfin’ 🏄‍♂️…
Votin’ Big Red Wave! 🤙🇺🇸

MAGA KEYS & GUITAR….

Everybody’s gone votin’…
Surfin’ USA 🇺🇸 …
Everybody’s gone votin’ …
Supportin’ USA 😉 …
Everybody’s gone votin’ …
Surfin’ Big Red Wave 🏄‍♂️🇺🇸🤙

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Ha ha ha… Wipe Out! 😉

“DOUBLE STANDARD” #LiberalHypocritters 🐭

“DOUBLE STANDARD” #LiberalHypocritters 🐭

(music by Foreigner)

INTRO GUITAR!….

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Feel it’s down n dirty,

Feel it’s kinda mean….

DemocRats accuse others of their own sleaze!….

Each time they spew a good slime,
All the time they bait…. 😝

They could never stick around, if they played it straight!….

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Filled with lies, is their Double Standard….

Gross disguise, is their Double Standard….

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Oooohh! 🙂

When they feel threatened by me…

It’s always hypocrisy…

Their Double Standard hits for all to see…

 

“FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES” #LibDemMOBs

“FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES” #LibDemMOBs

(music by Garth Brooks)

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(BERNIE BERNOUT 😡):

Blame it all on his roots,(liberal indoctrinated nut Feelin’ The Bern)

He showed up to shoot,

& ruined their baseball affair…

Barock was the first one to stoke, (Ferguson, Baltimore)

First to provoke,

Angry Dem Mobs, told to ‘Occupy’ 💩 there…

& Antifa loves to surprise (ambush),

& see fear in Conservatives eyes 😳

When they break glass & trash their campaigns…

& Strzok/Page toasted (texted) rude,

Said Andy’s (McCabe) “Insurance policy”, Trump is through,

But all Avenatti does is complain!……

(Dem Judicial Committee CHORUS):

‘Cause, I’ve got friends in low places,

They’re all frisky clowns, 🤡 (John Kerry)

& with fear chases, opposin’ views away..

& Identity Politics is OK 👍

Yeah, we’re all big on ‘social justice’ graces,

Like to beat ‘em down, 😵

and get up in their faces, (Spartacus war cry)🤪

Oh, I’ve got friends, in low places…….

(Diane ‘DIE FI’ Feinstein):

Well I guess I held Ford’s letter too long, 🤫

‘Cause Kavanaugh just don’t belong,

But then, we’ve played dirty before… 😉

Everything is a fight,

Trump ‘Hollywood Star’ jackhammered each night,

& De Niro shows himself to be a violence whore 👊🏻(I’d like to punch Trump in the face!)

Hey, Eric Holder says get mean 😠(kick ‘em),

& Mad Maxine 👹 says cause a big scene 😤(get in their face!),

Just make Republicans cower & bend…

Pocahontas’s cheekbones as high as her whining for power, 😫

& Crooked ‘cannot be civil’ Hillary ain’t packin’ it in! 🤤…….

(Fake News Media CHORUS):

‘Cause, I’ve got friends in low places,

They’re all frisky clowns 🤡(Bozo Biden),

& with fear chases, opposin’ views away..

& Socialism’s OK 😝(Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)

Hell, we’re all big on ‘social justice’ graces,

Like to beat ‘em down, 😵

& get up in their faces, (Spartacus war cry)🤪

Oh, I’ve got friends, in low places….

(Resister/Anarchist CHORUS):
‘Cause I’ve got friends in low places,
They’re all frisky clowns, *L-) loser

(Anthony ‘Carlos Danger’ Weiner)✊
& with fear chases, opposin’ views away..
& Class War is OK…. *:(( crying(Fauxcahontas)

Yeah, we’re all big on ‘social justice’ graces,
Like to beat ’em down, *:(fight) fight
& get up in their faces! (Spartacus war cry)
Oh, I’ve got friends, in low places……

(Hollywood Celeb Pukes *:puke! puke):
I’ve got friends in low places,
They’re all frisky clowns, (Andy Cuomo) *=P~ drooling
& with fear chases, opposin’ views away.. (citizens flee NY)
& Race Baitin’s OK…. (Don What-A-Lemon)

Hell, we’re all big on ‘social justice’ graces,
Like to beat ’em down,
& get up in their faces! (Spartacus war cry) *:(( crying

Oh, I’ve got friends.. in low places…..

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(REPEAT WHILE ‘BLUE WAVE’ FLUSHES DOWN DRAIN) *;) winking

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