Publius Prime

“LET IT LEAK” #LockThemUp!

(music by The Rolling Stones)

INTRO KEITH GUITAR 🎸 …..

Well Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…

& obstruct they want it, so they leak on T…

Yeah Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…

& impeach they want it, so they leak on T…

(Susan Rice & Samantha Powers):

She said, unmask, identities will always be out in the open…

Baby, you can bet our talking heads’ll spill it on tv…

& there will always, be a bug in place, in Trump’s private spots…

If we need, a little more smoke for, our Russian conspiracy…

Yeah Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…
& obstruct they want it, so they leak on T…
Yeah Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…
& impeach they want it, so they leak on T…

(James Comey):

I was dreaming, of a special prosecutor engagement…

When I sent my friend a secret memo leak…

‘Cause Trump canned me for my dirty filthy judgement…

Got that jaded, faded, special counsel curse, oh! my boy Mueller’s pleasant company… ha!

Yo Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…
Obstruct they want it, so they leak on T…
Hey!
Leak it hard!..
Leak it reg!..
Oh Barry, put a target on our sources head! 😦
Woo!

Yeah Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…
Yeah obstruct they want it, so they leak on T…
Yeah Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…
Yeah yeah impeach they want it, so they leak on T…
all over, hoo!

Ah get it on dividers, woo!
Get it out dividers..
Get it out dividers..
You just leak all over our country..
Get it out dividers..
Leak it out dividers..
You can leak all over, you just leak ll over T..

Leak it out divider..
Leak it out divider..
You just leak all over T…..

REPEAT – ‘LEAKER OF THE PACK’ ON LEAD VOCALS 🎤

KEITH GUITAR 🎸 TO FADE……

“YOU’RE SO LAME” #ExcessiveRINOExcuses

(music by Carly Simon)

You walked into the chamber,

Like you’d been talkin’ seven years to stop…(repeal replace blah blah)😵

Your vote strategically flipped to go one shy,

The Swamp, across the aisle rot…

You had one arm tied behind your rear,

As, we watched DC gavotte… 💃🏻🕺🏽

& all the Dems screamed, that they’d be your partner,

They’d be your partner, 👬and…

You’re so Lame… 💩

You probably think ‘NO vote’ was about you…

You’re so Lame..you’re so Laaaamme!…🖕🏻

I’ll bet you think OUR vote (2018) will be for you,

Don’t you?..

Don’t you?..

Oh, you told us several years ago,

Yeah we were still quite naive…

Well, you said that you’d make such a power pair,

Just give you the House, Senate & Presidency… 🤥

But you cave away on things of gov (Trump/USA 1st agenda),

And showed you cannot lead…

Keep gettin’ creamed,

You’re like drinkin’ cold coffee 😝
Drinkin’ cold coffee 👎 and…

You’re so Lame… 💩

You proudly think ‘Making America WAIT’ is about you…

You’re so Lame..you’re so Laaaamme!…🖕🏻

I’ll bet you think OUR vote will be for you,

Don’t you?..

Don’t you?..

GUITAR…

Keep gettin’ creamed…
You’re like drinkin’ cold coffee 😝
Drinkin’ cold coffee 👎 and…

You’re so Lame… 💩
You probably think poll #’s good for you…
You’re so Lame..you’re so Laaaamme!…🖕🏻
I’ll bet you think OUR vote will be for you,
Don’t you?..
Don’t you?..

Well, I hear you’re both up for re-election,

And of course, think you’ve already won…

When we primary your lame ass, no mid-term protection 😳

You’ll see a total eclipse & be shunned… 👍

Well, you’re never where you should be, ‘never-trumpers’ all the time,

& when it gets hot, you side with some moderate fly,

Or a Dem as a close friend,

Dem as a close friend 👬…

and…

You’re so Lame… 💩

You probably think 2016 was about you…

You’re so Lame..you’re so Laaaamme!…🖕🏻

I’ll bet you think OUR vote will be for you,

Don’t you?..
Don’t you?..

WHAT A FREAKIN’ FLAKE!🖕🏻

“IF WE HAD A BILLION DOLLARS”
(music by Barenaked Ladies)

‘Leading-From-The-Ass-End’ 😦 VS ‘America-1st-Leadership’ 🙂

(BAROCK): If I had a billion dollars…

(The DONALD): If I had a billion dollars…

(BARRY): Well I’d build Iran a house (& nuclear program)…

(PREZ TRUMP): I would bulldoze North Korea’s house (sanction the hell out of them)…

(LEADER FROM DA BACK): & if i had a billion dollars…

(LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD): If I had a billion dollars…

(OBAMACON): Send the mullahs pallets of cash for their house (nuclear program)…

(TWEETIN’ TRUMPSTER): Maybe a nice blockade or some MOAB’s… 🙂

(OBLAHMA & Unknown Teleprompter): & if I had a billion dollars…

(BIG T): If I had a billion dollars…

(MR. HELPIE-SELFIE): Well you’d be unemployed with dead battery electric foreign cars… 🙂

(MR. AMERICAN SUCCESS STORY): Employed building nice American automobiles… 🙂

(BOTH): & if we had a billion dollars…

(FAUX PRESIDENT – BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA mmm mmm mmm): I’d buy more gov! 🙂 ……..
(AMERICA 1st PRESIDENT – DONALD J. TRUMP): I’d earn your love! 🙂 ……..

“ROCK THIS TOWN” #DredgeDCSewerOut

(music by Stray Cats)

INTRO BRIAN SETZER GUITAR RIFF….

Well, Melania and me went out on Inaugural night..

I had my hair styled high, and the 1st-Lady just looked so right 😍
Well, kick O’s out and then, gonna fumigate new home real soon,
Mooch, don’t wanna catch ‘not proud’ stink off of you..
But America’s alright ’cause we’re ‘Makin’ It Great Again’ as fast as can be 🇺🇸👍

Well I found the Congress place that really stunk & worked crap bad..
I put those shitsky’s on the clock,
Real change, voters hollered for at ballot-box..
Well I start the old clock on my agenda plan,
But all they say is ‘resist’, man..
Come on rally, rally, let’s clean out all here right away….

I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Rock it, drain it out…
I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Make Establishment scream & pout 😦
Let’s rock, rock, rock man, rock!
I’m gonna mock till they pop..
I’m gonna sock till they drop..
I’m gonna Rock Bullshit Town,
Dredge this sewer out…..

SETZER GUITAR 🙂

Well, I’m having a ball just’a moppin’ this dirt off the floor…
Well there’s a “legislative genius” brat (we have to pass it to see what’s in it), been in Congress since 1974 (term limits!)…
Well, they balked at repeal & replace once, they balked at repeal & replace twice,
Balk on me again, and their own sweet health plan’s gonna be wiped..
I’m gonna shock this town..
I’m gonna rip crony deals apart….

I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Rock it, drain it out…
I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Make Establishment scream & pout 😦
Let’s rock, rock, rock man, rock!
I’m gonna mock till they pop..
I’m gonna sock till they drop..
I’m gonna Rock Bullshit Town,
Dredge this sewer out…..

SETZER GUITAR 🙂

I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Rock it, drain it out…
I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Make Establishment scream & pout 😦
Let’s rock, rock, rock man, rock!
I’m gonna mock till they pop..
I’m gonna sock till they drop..
I’m gonna Rock Bullshit Town,
Dredge this sewer out…..

I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Drain this sewer out!……

(CrookedHillary & Obama leakers down the septic drain: wwwooooooooo!)