“WALK THIS WAY” #Democrat’ZombieShuffle’ToSenate
(music by Aerosmith)
Intro DRUMS / JOE PERRY GUITAR RIFF
Backdoor lovers (Shifty Schiff & 2nd/3rd-hand whistlebowers),
Always hidin’, seekin’ cover (holding hearings in Capitol basement),
Then he talk to his mommy (SanFran Nan), she say..
She said, they ain’t seein’ nothin’!
Til’ we done witness stuffin’,
& The Turtle’s sure to be a changin’ Senate ways…
They got a cheerleader (MadMax “IMPEACH 45! IMPEACH 45!),
Is a real bottom-feeder,
All the time (3 yrs) she impeach insist..
Now the last thing they shovin’,
Is more witness and ‘Lev’ (Parnas) lovin’
& it’s startin’ with a little fist (bump),
SIGN THIS!
GUITAR
WALK THIS WAY!… (to Senate)
WALK THIS WAY!… (solemnly)
WALK THIS WAY!… (prayerful funeral procession like)
WALK THIS WAY!… (resist urge to skip & bound like the Trump deranged lunatics we are)
(sorry, no tag-alongs Maxine)
“WHO PAID WHO” #QuidProHo’s
(music by AC/DC)
Drums/Intro Young Bros.🎸…..
(OBAMA IRAN DEAL)💰:
The mullah insanes’ say, pay me!..
Embrace it, not on level, Kerry takes it every time, ‘Lerch’ is dumb on dumb🤤..
Dealin’, bowin’ down, no spine..
Nothin’ but they gave our one last dime (1.7 Billion cash pallet!), now they own you!..
Israel is through😳
(CLINTON/DNC DIRTY DOSSIER)💰:
The Russian bank knows her number.. (1-800-Crooked-Bitch)
Steele they gotta pay ‘ (12 million) cause he made (Dirty Dossier), degrade, real clear.. (Naked Trump Golden-Shower/peeing Russian hookers on Obama hotel bed)
Seal it, Mueller turn the screws.. (Russia Hoax Witch Hunt)
Spies sent ’round the world, there ain’t a thing that Brennan & Clapper won’t do..
Do to you (Carter Page & Papadopoulos)….
Who Paid Who…
Who take loot?..
Who Paid Who…
Ain’t nobody but you! (crooked bastards!)
Who Paid Who…
Who paid loot?…
If you paid them, and they played you
Who picked up the bill/was the shill..
& Who made who? (Obama/Nuclear terrorists)
Who may lose?..
Who’s burned & screwed! (Trump, Israel, America!)
Yeeaaah!…
ANGUS and SLEEPY JOE Video-Rap-Brag
….
(WHERE’S HUNTER??)💰:
Yeeaaah!…
Companies (foreign) made him richer..
Get it (aid $$), we’ll deny, make it, prosecutor fired! grinnin’ like a Quid Pro Schmoe…
Deal it (corruption), goin’ round & round..
Runnin’ from his lips (bragging on video), “ya got 6 hours time, before I blow this town”..
So don’t let Hunter down… no! (Ukraine & China)
Who Paid Who…
Who take loot?..
Who Paid Who…
Ain’t nobody but you! (crooked bastards!)
Who Paid Who…
Who paid loot?..
If you paid them, and they played you
Who picked up the bill/was the shill..
& Who made who? (Uranium One)
Who may lose?..
Who’s burned & screwed! (Everyone but The Swamp)
Ain’t nobody but you CROOKED BASTARDS!
“FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT” #IFightForYou!🇺🇸👊🏻
(music by Triumph)
Their craze grows louder, and their fright is gettin’ strong (my 2020 Re-election)😳
Feels like they’re running out of slime (desperate Do-Nothing Dems)…
Every day I fight much harder, tweetin’ right from wrong..
You got to read my call transcript’s “perfect” lines😉
Won’t get discouraged, won’t be afraid, I will,
Make it through another Election Day (another Landslide)💪
WINS🇺🇸 are worth this price (presidential harassment) I pay…..
Our Constitution says it’s better live (free) than to concede,
I do my best to do my part (took out Crooked H & next Socialist up)👊🏻
More $$$ in your pockets, we do nothin’ but succeed (historic economy)💸
I found the “magic wand” Obama tried to break apart🧙♂️
Keepin’ up ‘1776 spirit’, keepin’ up our faith (American Exceptionalism).. country,
Future generations counting on you🤞
You know what we’ve got to do…..
(Chorus):
Fight The Good Fight, MAGA moments🇺🇸💪
MAGA minutes, MAGA days🇺🇸👍
Fight The Good Fight, MAGA moments 🦅
It’s our God given way😉……
KAG!🇺🇸👍👍
(REPEAT CHORUS)…
“IT ALL COMES OUT IN A LOSS” #NewsflashToDesperateDems
(music by Miranda Lambert)
INTRO GUITARS / “Dooodooodooodooodooooo….
(KAVANAUGH WITCH-HUNT)
If you hold on dirt (DiFi), try to Justice (SCOTUS) soil..
Yearbook memes, while you’re tryin’ to foil..
When you find yourself quoting the ‘frat-maid’s’ text..
You intentionally fly her to the hearin’ (even though she has a traumatic flying phobia).. WHOOPS!
(RUSSIA HOAX WITCH-HUNT)
If you pour yourself a White-Russian to cope
You drip (leak) your lies from a set-up to a buddy prof..
You spill the beans on Obama (Clapper/Spied), sister (Crooked H) get locked up..
Outta luck, zero Mueller retention
best sweat it (dirty Deep-Staters)
(CHORUS):
‘Cause it’ll all come out, all come out in a loss…
It’ll all come out, all come out in a loss… 
Every lyin’ claim, every lyin’ fake-news break, no matter how crazy it got
.. (dirty dossier)
You take Russians, and the ten (whistleblowers), and you throw ’em all in.. (the witches kettle)
& you put that sucker on spin! (fake-news speed cycle)…… 
Doooodoooodooooodoooodooooo
(UKRAINE IMPEACHMENT HOAX)
You say he got frisky as the boss, with a quid pro quo scheme..
He butt-dialed new Ukraine Prez, put pressure on ev’rything..
Had a fancy spinner (fake-news rollout), at your media-in-law’s.. (scripted fake-news bombshell freakout)
But he spilled “A1 Perfect” (transcript of call), on your fable talk..
But don’t sweat it – Pencil-Neck will get’ em!
(CHORUS):
It’ll all come out, all come out in a loss.. 
(all come out in a loss)
It’ll all come out, all come out in a loss..
(all come out in a loss)
Every lyin’ claim, ev’ry lyin’ fake-news break, no matter how crazy they got…
You take Russians, and the ten (whistleblowers), and you throw ’em all in..
& you put that sucker on spin! (CNN cycle)…..
put that sucker on spin…
ya gotta put that sucker on (High) spin!……..
& their laundry list goes like this:
Ev’ry Russian-bot..
Ev’ry White House lie.. (see Sarah Sanders)
Ev’ry dirty rotten tweet,
Make it go bye! (disable his twitter feed!)
All his (foreign policy) mistakes.. (like obliterating isis)
All his wild streaks.. (Stormy)
(CROOKED HILLARY): “that’s why the good lord made Bleach-Bit
Uh! Oh!
Doooodoooodoooodooodoooooo
(AG BARR CHORUS):
‘Cause it’ll all come out, all come out in the wash (my investigations)
(all come out in the wash)
It’ll all come out, all come out in their loss..
(all come out in a loss)
Every lyin’ claim, every lyin’ “bombshell”newsbreak, no matter how looney it got
They took Russians, and the ten (whistleblowers), and they threw ’em all in (their witches brew)..
& they put that sucker on spin…..
Put that sucker (fake-news) on (High-speed) spin…..
Yeah, gonna put all them dirty fuckers to jail in! …….
Doooodoooodoooodooodoooooo
Yeah, you put that sucker on spin….
& down and down and down and down they go…..
Down and down and down and down Dems go
……
Doooodoooodooooodooooo
“NANCY’S NERVOUS BREAKDOWN” #1,900th
(music by The Rolling Stones)
You’re the kind of politician,
You meet at DC dismal swamp affairs..
‘The Squad’ now you r crowd, whining much too loud,
Runnin’ impeachment up & down, your moderates are scared!
Well, it seems to me that when you scream,
Not much gets done ’round here.. (DoNothingDems)
& though you (& Shifty Schiff) have tried, you just can’t deny,
Your eyes are etched in my re-elect fear
You better stop!..
Sit back down (& not storm out of meeting with Cryin’ Chuck)
Here it comes….
Here it comes….
Here it comes….
Here it comes….
Here comes Ms. Nancy’s Nervous Breakdown!….
“WAKE ME UP😴& NOW I’M WOKE-WOKE🤪
(music by Wham!)
Litterbug😵
Litterbug👎
Litterbug🤢
Litterbug👎
You put the doom doom into my heart.. boo! boo!😳 (12 yrs left to live on planet Earth)
You send my taxes sky high when your governin’ starts.. ($$$$$$$$$ Green New Deal)
Litterbugs (Oil&Coal Industries) indoctrinated into youth brains.. yeah yeah
Guns go a bang-bang-bang and police (to minorites) do the same..
Anthem’s buggin’ me, standin’ ain’t right..
My (Union) teacher told me ditchin’ class to protest is alright..
Left is creepin’, social-justice cred..
The Squad is schemin’, but we should’ve had Socialism (not Capitalism) instead!…..
Wake me up, so I am woke-woke..
Don’t leave Trans-people hangin’ (in the wrong bathroom) when they gotta go-go💩
Wake me up, so I am woke-woke..
Don’t wanna miss it when illegal border crossings hit new highs👍
Wake me up, and now I’m woke-woke..
‘Cause I’m not plannin’ on protestin’ ICE solo..
Wake me up, and now I’m woke-woke..
Aaaahh.. make gun (& tomahawk chop) bannin’ alright…..
I want fossil fuels to go bye!……
(Green New Deal yeah! yeah!)
What a DOUCHEBAG
“JUMP” #BackUpOnTheStump!
(music by Van Halen)
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!….
Intro Keyboard (WATERBOARD HER!) Riff…..
(The CROOKED ONE):
Won’t give up!… (I’m Baaaaacck!)
Even though I took a beatdown…
(I won the ‘popular vote’, but I’m just not popular.. & the Electoral College is ‘Deplorable’)
& Trump talks tough…
& my book/appearance tours have all shut down.. (as dried up as Bill after an Epstein Isle visit)
& I know! (heavy duty therapy, cases of wine, woods walks w/ Sasquatch)…
Buttercups, just how you all feel…
We got to poll, poll, poll, more fake-news hunches…
But this time, just steal!
A can’t you see me standin’ there (handlers have her propped up), I got my back against the votin’ machine!…
I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen… (pretty close, but we’ve seen Beto eating dirt)
A can’t you just overlook all that I delete?!….
I, might as well, JUMP! (back into the fray) jump!…
Might as well stump! (I never stopped campaign whining past 3 yrs)…
Go ahead, and Jump! (“don’t tempt me”) stump!
I’ve always been ahead of that Trump!
So can’t you see me standin’ there (propped up after falling down), I got my back against the votin’ machine….
I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen… (we’ve had to listen to Spartacus & DeBlasio)
A can’t you overlook all my self-enrichment schemes?! (Uranium Quid Pro Ho)
Oow,
I MIGHT AS WELL JUMP back in!……..
(& BERN Fauxcahontas this time)
