“RESISTANCE REHAB” #TDSDeTox😫
(music by Amy Winehouse)
(HOUSE DEMS):
Trump tried to make us go to rehab, we said no, no, no….
Yes, we’re still cracked🤯but took the House back, investigations grow, grow, grow….
We curse all the time😠…
But with impeachment we’ll be fine… (impeach 45! impeach 45!)
Trump try to make us go to rehab, we won’t go, go, go….
(REP “Greasy Fingers” COHEN):
I’m rather at home with ‘K’… (comfortable eating KFC in committee)
Barr ain’t got the guts to play… (balk balk balk)
‘Cause there’s nothin’ (can’t exonerate), there’s nothin’ but impeach glee…
That’s all we learned, from Mr. Mueller’s crusade…
I don’t got a lot of class (none)
….
& I know, he won’t come, just to get harassed!….
(2020 DEMS):
Trump tried to make us go to rehab, we said no, no, no….
Yes we’re still cracked, but took the House back, obstruction grows, grows, grows….
We whine all the time…
But with impeachment we’ll be fine…
Trump try to make us go to rehab, we won’t go, go, go….
(FAUXCAHONTAS):
White-man said, “why you think I’m here?”… (MAGA)
I said, “not a good idea!”…
I’m gonna, I’m gonna beat this crazy (bigot)…
Why, I always preach class-war/race-bait fear…
(& always keep a cold one/bottle near)
He said, “I just think you’re 1/1,024 (0.09%) at best”….
I’m Cherokee, yeah baby, see my headdress!….
(CELEBS & FAKE-NEWS):
Trump tried to make us go to rehab, we said no, no, no….
Yes, we’re still cracked
but took the House back, investigations grows, grows, grows….
(ALEC “Numbnut” BALDWIN):
I don’t ever want to act again…
I just, ooh just need to ‘trump pretend’…
I’m not gonna suspend weekly SNL freaks…
Everyone knows that, I’ll never mend (always be deranged)
& I don’t have much pride (none)….
It’s just hate & jealousy, of this guy!
….
(‘HILL-BILL $2 TIX SPEAKING TOUR’):
Trump tried to make us go to rehab, we said no, no, no….
Yes we’re still crackedbut took the House back, obstruction grows, grows, grows….
We bitch all the time…
But with impeachment we’ll be fine…
Trump try to make us go to rehab, we won’t go, go , go….
“NOVEMBER 2016”
Oh, What A Night!🇺🇸👍
#2020ReunionPartyThemeSong
(music by The Four Seasons)
Intro ‘MAGA’ Piano Riff…..
Oh, What A Night…
Early November back in twenty sixteen…
What a very special time for country…
As Crooked Hillary remembers, what a night😫
Oh, What A Night…
You know CNN didn’t even want to speak his name…
‘Cause politics was never gonna be the same…
What a victory, what a night!…
Oh, I…..got a funny feelin’ when they (Ohio) voted…in our dude….
& I…..as I recall (Wisconsin) Hill’s end was coming soon!…. (blue-wall-stall)
Oh, What A Night!…
Strategizing (electorally), demoralizing John King… (CNN Electoral College Big-Board)
He was everything, polls screamed couldn’t be…
Podesta surrender, “everyone go home now tonight”…
‘HILLARY-DRUNKEN-VIOLENT-RIFF’….
Dems felt the crush, MAGA rollin’, stole their thunder…
Spinnin’ Kathy Griffin’s (not severed) head around, & makin’ Nate Silver blunder!🤣
Oh, what a night!….
‘KAG’ 2020 Riff…..
Oh, I…..got a funny feelin’ when they (Florida) voted…in our dude…
& I….as I recall (Michigan) Hill’s end was coming soon!…
Oh, What A Night!…
Why’d it take so long (for Establishment) to see the light…
Mueller so wrong, and now Trump is so right…
What a victory, what a night!….
Ooo,
Dems felt the crush, MAGA rollin’, stole their thunder…
Strainin’ Kathy Griffin’s (not severed) head around, & makin’ Nate Silver blunder!
Oh, What A Night!…
Doo did doo did did ‘TAX CUTS’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘JOBS!JOBS!JOBS!’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘isis DESTROYED’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘ENERGY INDEPENDENCE’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘RECORD GDP’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ”BUILDING THE WALL’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘FAIR TRADE’ doo did doo did did..
(SING THRU 2024)
“WHEN🧟♀️SWAMP LEVEE🧟♂️BREAKS”🇺🇸👍
(music by Led Zeppelin)
Intro Page/Bonham ‘MAGA WAVE’ Riff………
If we keep on winnin’, swamp levee’s goin’ to break…🇺🇸
If we keep on winnin’, swamp levee’s goin’ to break…👍
When swamp levee breaks, democRats’ll have no place to prey…🐀
Mean old Fake News levee, fought ‘T’ now they weep & moan😫
Mean old Deep State levee, fought ‘T’ now they weep & moan😫
Trump’s got what it takes to make ‘Establishment’ leave their home (DC swamp term-limits!)
oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah… ooo…
PAGE GUITAR 🙂
Don’t it make ’em feel bad! (MAGA),
When they’re tryin’ to run down our home! (failed election coup),
They don’t know which way to go?? (2020 out radical proposal each other)
We got it goin’ on down south! (BUILDING THE WALL),
We got lots of work to do! (record employment #s),
They just know about Chicago😝 (Obama & his commie activist groups)
‘MAGA WAVE’ RIFF……..
Lyin’ won’t help you, brayin’ (’bout Socialism) won’t do you no good…
No,
Lyin’ won’t help you, brayin’ won’t do you no good (see Venezuela!)…
When swamp levee breaks, Obama you got no more groove (Legacy flush💩)…..
All last night, Bernie Bernout sat on the levee and moaned…😫
All last night, Creepy Schmoe Biden sat on the levee and moaned…😫
Whinin’ about our President drainin’ their happy home…😉
Aaaaaaahhhhhh…aaaahhhhhh….aaaaahhhh……..
Goin’.. goin’ to Chicago!…
Fleein’ to Chicago!…
So long, take all Dems with you!…
(Juicy Smollett too)
Drainin’ down… drain it down now…
Drainin’ down… drain it down now……
“KEEP ON GOVERNIN’ FOR YOU”👍#KAG!2020KeepAmericaGreat!🇺🇸
(music by REO Speedwagon)
Intro KAG! Piano….
Dems should have seen by the look in my eyes, baby..
There was somethin’ glistenin’ (MAGA sparkle).. 🤩
Dems should have known by the tone of my voice (passion & resolve), maybe..
But Crooked Hillary didn’t listen (coronation)..
‘Barry’ left us for dead..
& ‘his coup’ mislead (spygate, witch hunt)..
Instead Crooked H got knocked on her ass, 😵
Snowflakes still roiled up and hissin’!.. 😫 (w/ TDS)
And now we know all about those Dirty Dems..🐀
Still we won’t (never!) surrender..
‘Cause it was us country, way before them (& their rigged system)..
And we’re still together (& growing Big League!)..
And I meant, every word I said (‘Promises Made, Promises Kept’)..
When I said that I’ll govern for you,
I meant, that OUR GOV is forever! (GOD BLESS the USA!)…
(KAG! CHORUS):
& I’m gonna keep on governin’ for you!…
‘Cause it’s the only thing I wanna do!…
I’m sure gonna tweet,
That I just wanna keep on governn’ for you!…
KAG! GUITAR SOLO!….🎸🇺🇸
& I meant, every word I said (Promises Made, Promises Kept’)..
When I said that I’ll govern for you,
I meant, that OUR GOV is forever! (GOD BLESS the USA!)…
& I’m gonna keep on governn’ for you!…
‘Cause it’s the only thing I wanna do👍
I’m sure gonna tweet,
That I’m just gonna keep on governin’ for you!…
(REPEAT THRU 2024)🇺🇸👍
“WHITE HOUSE”
(music by Jimi Hendrix)
INTRO JIMI GUITAR…..
There’s a White House, over yonder…
That’s where a real leader stay…
Lord, there’s a White House over yonder… nation..
That’s where our leader stay…
He’s real at home workin’ for our country…
24/7 and a, two terms worth of days…. (MAGA!)
In a minute (first 2 yrs), nothin’s wrong…
His (America 1st) key went and unlocked our door… (unleashed free-market)
In a minute, nothin’s wrong now…
His (policy) key unlocked our door (growth & opportunity)…
We got a good, good feelin’…
Obama don’t live here no more….
(& I still got my MAGA hat on.. watch out now!)
JIMI ‘MAGA’ GUITAR!
Well, he’ll sure as hell go back over yonder…
Right back up on Capitol Hill…
Lord, he’ll sure as hell go back over yonder…
Right back yonder to Capitol Hill…
‘Cause if those swamp creatures won’t govern no more..
We know our, Leader will!
“DON’T CRY OUT LOUD”😫🤫 #CollusionDelusionBlues😰
(music by Melissa Manchester)
INTRO PIANO…
Babies cried the day their Mueller let them down 😩😥
‘Cause they didn’t want the President just laughin’ at them 😂🤣
So they subpoenaed the whole pile, & wouldn’t shut up or sit down 😤😒
While they advanced delusion bet, “all in” Tom greenie-weenie Steyer 🤑 (no impeach)😰
They know a lot about it, ‘cause you see…
With these babies 😫, there’s an awful lot of hypocrisy…..
(spying, colluding, entrapping, unmaskings, lying, leaking)
Don’t cry out loud!…🤫
Don’t scream at the sky🤭
Learn how to hide your feelings (TDS)🤯
Fly high & proud!… (w/ rats & creepy porn lawyers)…
& if witch hunt should stall,
Remember Crooked Hillary really, blew it, all!😖
“HOVERIN’, TOUCHIN’, SQUEEZIN'”😛 #I’llRunIfICanSmell&NestleTrump’sHairDuringDebates
(music by Journey)
Intro PROWLING-CREEP-BEAT….
You like to creep…
They wanna cry…
& then…
You stalk & try…
Hoverin’..
Touchin’..
Squeezin’..
& smother 😩
Can’t leave alone…
Or hands to himself…
Makes out…
Then moves on someone else…
Huggin’..
Touchin’..
Squeezin’..
Kids & mothers 😝
They’re tearing up when he starts 😥
(try to get away) every.. every way!..
They’re tearing up when he starts 😓
Oh girls, mace will keep at bay –
he’s tearing up, the old fart….
Just don’t stay long girls,
Don’t be alone!
With this lover…
Or he might follow you home!😳
2020, he’ll keep hoverin’..
Oh keep touchin’..
Keep squeezin’… many others!….
Joe goes:
Aaah aah aah aah aah ahh 
Aaah aah aah ahh ahh 
Aaah aah aah aah aah ahh
Aaah aah aah aah ahh
