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"Let the American youth never forget, that they possess a noble inheritance, bought by the toils, and sufferings, and blood of their ancestors; and capacity, if wisely improved, and faithfully guarded, of transmitting to their latest posterity all the substantial blessings of life, the peaceful enjoyment of liberty, property, religion, and independence."
--Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution, 1833

“GOODNITE OLD FART, GOODNITE”😴

“GOODNITE OLD FART, GOODNITE”😴

(music by The Spaniels)

(OLD FART SLEEPY JOE to OLD FART BERNIE BERNOUT):

(ber, ber, ber, bern, out)…

Goodnight, old fart well, it’s time you go… (get out of race or I’ll do you like Cornpop!)😠

(ber, ber, ber, bern, out)…

Goodnight, old fart well, it’s time for Joe🤪

(bern, bern, bern, out)…

We hate to deceive you (screw again), but we (DNC) really must say,

Oh, not your fight, old fart, take a hike…😡

(AMERICANS TO SLEEPY JOE):

(quid, quid, quid, pro, joe)…

Goodnight, old fart well, where’d Hunter go??🤔

(quid, quid, quid, pro, joe)…

Goodnight, old fart well,

bedtime Joe Blow😴..

(quid, quid, pro, joe)…

Trump can’t wait to deep-freeze you👊🏻😵, and down you really best stay..

Oh, goodnight, old fart, sleep tight😔💤💤💤

(BACROCK):

Well, it’s three o’clock, convention mornin’,

& Joey, I just can’t endorse plight😖

Well, I hate to flee you Joey,

& I don’t mean maybe, because I shove you bro…

(doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, joe blow)🥴…

Goodnight, old fart well, where’d Hunter go??🤔

(quid, quid, quid, pro joe)…

Goodnight, old fart well, bedtime you schmoe😴…

(quid, quid, pro joe)…

Trump can’t wait to deep-freeze you👊🏻😵, and down you really best stay..

Oh, goodnight, old fart, sleep tight😔💤💤💤

(SLEEP ON IT JOE)

“HIT THE SINK ON ME”🧴🙌 #ThenHave ADrinkOnMe🥃😜

“HIT THE SINK ON ME”🧴🙌 #ThenHaveADrinkOnMe🥃😜

(music by AC⚡️DC)

‘Salute to American alcohol distillers converting to hand sanitizer production’👍

Intro ANGUS🎸…

Oooh,

Whiskey, gin & brandy..

Fill your glass, we’re pretty handy🥃

Now, tryin’ to block a sick slime🤢

With enthanol, aloe & lavender combine🙌😉

So join in, scrub and wash more.. (for at least 20 seconds)

It’s gonna help keep employed👍

For less, worry about tomorrow,

Makin’ it today🧼

Don’t forget to refill check🧴

We’ll keep swell (spread) at bay…

Ah, hit the sink on me🧴

Yeah hit the sink, scrub clean🧼

Then, have a drink on me.. (we’re gonna have a hell of a future happy hour)😁🥃

(but for now),

Hit the sink, hands clean🙌 (on me)

C’mon! (scrub then shots)🧼🧴🥃😉

“WUHAN SLEIGHTING / SLIGHTING” #KungFluFighting🇨🇳

“WUHAN SLEIGHTING / SLIGHTING” #KungFluFighting

(music by Carl Douglas)

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….😳

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….🤫

(‘Corona-CHINESE-VIRUS’ Chorus):

Everybody (in China) was Wuhan Sleighting🤥🤫…

Those gooks were last highlighting (the danger)😒🤫…

In fact, it was a little bit igniting (virus spread)😳🤫

& they fought (propaganda war) with expert whining (blaming others)😫🤫

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….😳

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….🤫

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):

Everybody was Wuhan Slighting😉👍…

Those gooks, I’m fast indicting😉👍…

In fact, it was a little bit enlightening🤔(we now know how they roll)😠

But I fight (commie propaganda) with expert (non pc/truthful) sliming👍 (‘Chinese-Virus’)😉…

“WAR GIG” #EnlistOrMoveToChina😠

“WAR GIG” #EnlistOrMoveToChina😠

(music by Black Sabbath)

ATTENTION TRUMP HATERS: Enlist now, or blast off to permanent quarantine on Jupiter with Cher🚀🤪

(WARTIME PRESIDENT): “we are now at war with an invisible enemy, and we will achieve total victory!”

Intro IOMMI🎸…

People hunkered in their (social distanced) masses!…

Stocked up niches (pantries)🥫, TP stashes🧻…

Science minds👩🏻‍🔬now plot (virus) destruction! (vaccine)…

Healthcare providers👩🏾‍⚕️for death reduction…

In the field, the businesses yearning (healthcare equipment production)👍…

As the ‘war machine’ starts churning (Defense Production Act)💪…

Health & unity of mankind!🤝…

Protecting all, quarantine time🤕…

Oh Lord yeah!🙏🏻

Politicians put their games (partisanship) away…

That’s what’s needed in this war!…

Bind must they with clout, to bring this fight👊🏻…

They lead, that role elected for!…

Yeah!😠

Time will tell, our great science minds…

Finding cure, git ‘er done!…

(Healthcare professionals) Treating people just like kings in chess (protect most vulnerable)👍…

Great, ‘til our victory day comes!

Yeah!⛑

Yeah!…

Yeah!…

Now in sickness, country stops turning (traveling)…

Cash to where the businesses hurting (stimulus)🤑…

Now our War Gig has much power!💪…

Hand of Trump, he does not cower👍😉… (unlike Obama)😝

Day of action, Trump installing!👍 (early travel ban, quarantine, testing, equipment etc)…

(Chinese Virus) On it’s knees, our War Gig’s stalling! (defeating)👊🏻😠

Beg our mercy, for their sins (commie bastards let spread!)…

‘Lady Liberty’ leading spreads & freedom rings!💪😉

OH LORD YEAH!👍

“IMAGINE” #IfObamaCrookedHillaryOrBidenWereInCharge!😳

“IMAGINE” #IfObamaCrookedHillaryOrBidenWereInCharge!😳

(music by John Lennon)

INTRO PIANO…

Imagine there’s no travel ban..

It’s easy, more would die..

No quarantined among us..

From gov to us, virus rise🤧🤒.. (see H1N1 or as Joe says, N1H1)🤤

Imagine all the people, infected every day!😲

Imagine there’s no love of country (America 1st: closed/secured borders, federal /state/private business collaboration)..

It isn’t hard to do.. (Dem open borders, sanctuary country)

Nothing to stand or die for (no Freedom & Liberty, just Statism/Globalism)..

& no religion, 1st Amendment through..

Imagine We The People, having our Rights cease!😲

You..

You may say Obama was a leader..

But you’d be the only one (aside from the low-info dopes)🤤

I hope someday you’ll (wise up) join us..

& the country will be as one👍

Imagine no incentive..

Bernie Bros sure can🤤🤤🤤

No need for partisan greed or political hunger..

No brotherhood of Democrat & fake-news scams..

Imagine all the people, pulling for all the world..(Make The World Great via Freedom & Liberty)🌎👍

You..

You may say Trump is no leader..

But you’d be the only one (outside of The Swamp)🧟‍♂️

I hope someday we’ll drain you mucks💩

& our country will be a fragrant one🌺🌸🌼👍

THANK GOD FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP🙏🏻👍

“OLD MEN” #Old&Older(Dumb&Dumber

“OLD MEN” #Old&Older(Dumb&Dumber)

(music by Neil Young)

INTRO ACOUSTIC RIFF…

Old men, look at your life..

We, do not like your work👎

Old men, look at your gripes..

We, do not like your words🤤

Old men, look at your life (resumes of not/rot)😝

Trump four more👍 ‘cause they’re so damn poor (been wrong on virtually every major issue)👎

Leave alone our great paradise (KAG!)..

Keep away from these two☠️😉

Gov lost.. (Obama/ Biden Era/Error of fundamental transformational rot)💩

Such a cost.. (debt doubled, military gutted, terror & crime rise etc)..

Gave us things (isis, Iran nuke path, epic lost manufacturing etc)..

Made sure we lost😩 (on trade, energy, immigration etc)..

Like a coin, they both get tossed (into trash bin)

Heads or tails we lose👎👎

Old men we took a look at your lives,

& we do not like you!😝

We need someone to govern,

The whole term through (not die midstream)😵

Ah, one look in your eyes,

& we can tell you’re a loon (Crazy Bernie)🤪 / you’d snooze (Sleepy Joe)😴…

Lullabies (Socialist fantasies),

Statist disguise..

Run around the same old towns (honeymoon in Soviet Union, vaca in Cuba)..

Your history reveals so much to me😳,

(Your admiration of communism) means so much to you😍

Now you’re 1st, was last,

Look at how Establishment moved past (circled wagons & screwed Bern again)😡

Now Joe’s all alone (in delegate field) real fast (Dem dropouts & endorsements),

Rollin’ throne🧻🚽 to you…

Old men we took a look at your lives,
& we do not like you!Emoji
We need someone to govern,
The whole term through (not die midstream)Emoji
Ah, one look in your eyes,
& we can tell you’re a loon (Crazy Bernie)Emoji / you’d snooze (Sleepy Joe)Emoji

Old men, look at your life..

We, do not like your workEmoji

Old men, look at your gripes..

We, do not like your wordsEmoji

“I DISLIKE CHINESE” #MeTooVirus😠

“I DISLIKE CHINESE” #MeTooVirus😠

(music by Monty Python)

The world today is absolutely crackers…🤧😷

With viral spread, to lay us all down to die…😵

There’s fools & idiots eating bat-soup🦇🥡which triggers…🤒🤢

It’s frustrating (unhealthy!), and it’s senseless (risky, selfish etc), so here’s why-

I Dislike Chinese😠

I Dislike Chinese…

They weren’t honest about disease (commie bastards!)..

& with trade not friendly, and they didn’t travel ban freeze!Emoji

I Dislike Chinese😠

I Dislike Chinese…

There’s 1.5 billion of them in the world today (too many communist polluters!)..

Their cheap products we never liked them👎 Trump keeping them the hell away👍

I Dislike Chinese😠

I Dislike Chinese…

Their virus comes from a long way overseas..

& they’re not cute👿 & they’re not cuddly☠️ & they’re ready to sneeze🤧😱

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