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"Let the American youth never forget, that they possess a noble inheritance, bought by the toils, and sufferings, and blood of their ancestors; and capacity, if wisely improved, and faithfully guarded, of transmitting to their latest posterity all the substantial blessings of life, the peaceful enjoyment of liberty, property, religion, and independence."
--Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution, 1833

“WE SEE YOU”😵 #ThxForShowingYourVerminSelves🎯

“WE SEE YOU”😵 #ThxForShowingYourVerminSelves🎯

(music by The Who)

see our: ‘RUMBLIN’ MIGHT’💪😉

(to be deployed against enemies foreign & domestic)

WE….. SEE U….

you you… crush you….

WE….. SEE U….

you you… crush you….

They broke up all the Soho doorways,

All policemen, called vile names😫

They say, we will come to your home tonight,

& then bust you up, won’t walk away..

Now pound ‘em back to their underground (sewers),

& tear gas breeze blew back their lice-infested hair😫

They’ll remember (some won’t) flyin’ live ammo around,

No more (anarchy) preachin’, best not dare🤫 (actually please do)👊🏻😉


you (dirtbags) you.. crush you!😵


you you.. you through!😳


“MY WAY” #CorruptAsHell

“MY WAY” #CorruptAsHell

(music by Paul Anka)


And now, the end is near…(Durham is putting a bow on it)🎁

& so I face, the final curtain😳 (pulled back on my admin of corruption)…

My friends (January 5th Oval Office Rats), Susan tried to clear (Inauguration Day cover our ass email)😒

She stated my case (“by the book!”), of which I’m guilty certain (‘OBAMAGATE’)😳

I’ve lived a life, that’s full (of Marxism)👍

I studied each, & every rule of radical way😉 (Saul Alinsky, Frank Marshall Davis, Bill Ayers, Rev Wright)

But more, much more than this…

I did it, My Way!… (Administration of scandal)😒


-Fast & Furious

-Eastern Europe missile shield dismantling


-Shovel Ready jobs

-Cash for Clunkers

-Occupy Wall St

-Black Panther poll stalking


-IRS Targeting

-Journalist spying

-Iraq cut & run


-Arab Spring



-Broken Red Lines

-isis JV team

-Nobel Peace PrizeEmoji
-Uranium One

-Crooked Hillary private server classified email trafficking & cover up

-Bo Bergdahl

-Gitmo detainee releases

-Israel election meddling

-Paris climate scam

-Iran nuke giveaway & billions in cash

-Lost energy production

-Extreme trade deficits
-Crony Capitalism
-Open Borders, Illegal Aliens

-Drug cartel, ms13 invasion

-Sanctuary cities

-Russian bogus dossier

-Targeting of & spying on Trump campaign

-Illegal unmasking & press leaking

-Trump Tower wire tapping

-FISA abuse

-Flynn entrapment

-Mueller Witch Hunt Hoax

Yes, all the time!..

I’m sure you knew…

That I bit off!..

More than I could chew (NO SHIT SHERLOCK)🙄

But through it all!..

There was no doubt!..

‘Low Info’s’ ate it up (Hopey Change)🤤🤤

& spit American-Exceptionalism out🤮

I embraced (& stoked) it all!..

& I stood tall (taking selfies)🤩

& did it, MY WAY!😉

“TOTAL ECLIPSE” #AFreshStart🇺🇸👍


(music by Air Supply)

From Obama Legacy👎 thru Crooked Hillary👎 thru Obamagate👎thru Witch Hunt & Impeachment Hoaxes👎 thru Chinese Virus Pandemic👎… A TOTAL TRUMP ECLIPSE💪😉

Turned it around…😉

Every now and then we got a little hit by phonies,

& now we’re comin’ back ‘round👍

Turned it around…😉

Every now and then we got a little bit tired of listening to the sound of their tears😫😢😤(TDS)

Turned it around…😉

Every now and then Obama is a little bit nervous that his best shot at me over last three years has gone awry😳

Turned it around…😉

Every now and then they (Comey, Brennan, McCabe etc) get a little bit terrified when they see the look in Durham’s eyesEmojiEmoji

Turned it around, their lies…Emoji

Every now and then their schemes fall apartEmoji

Turned it around, their demise… (not mine)Emoji

Every now and then I take them apart… (KICK THEIR ASS)Emoji

And we need the truth tonight!…

And we need justice more than ever…

And if you all vote for me twice…

We’ll keep making America great forever!Emoji

And we’ll always keep making things right (MADE IN USA)

‘Cause we’ll never go wrong,

Together we can take it, and in the end thrive!Emoji

Our gov was like a swamp, spying on me all of the time… (ALL of the time!… pre & post election!)

I sure know what to do, and I’m always gonna bark (defend!)…

We were livin’ with a power grab (Obama ‘fundamental transformation’ of America), and going real dark😵

I really reset things right! (& I’LL DO IT AGAIN)Emoji

Forever’s gonna restart tonight (rebuild economy, law-order-justice, health care & safety etc)…

Forever’s gonna be our fight! (Liberty & Freedom)🗽

Once upon a time we were falling because of gov💔😢

But now we’re reinstalling our heart❤️😁

There’s so much I can do (and redo!)👍

A Total Eclipse (of these maladies), a fresh start😉

Once upon a time there were blights in our lives… (see above header)Emoji

But now there’s only love & a lot of heart❤️💪

So much we can do (American Exceptionalism)

A Total Eclipse, a fresh start!💪😉👍



(music by ELVIS)👑

Return To Sender…

Return To Sender…

I gave my ballots to the postman..
He put ‘em in his sack..
Bright & early next mornin’..
He brought my ballots back..


Return To Sender!..
Citizenship unknown!..
No such persons!.. (no registrations, deceased, underage etc)
No such (voter) rolls🗳!..

We had a quarrel..
A process spat..
I send in early, but my ballots keep comin’ back!😒

(REQUIRED: MAIL IN PHOTO ID w/ BALLOT.. no mask or shades allowed!)EmojiEmojiEmoji

“BLUE-STATE BLUES”🤕 #PlayingPandemicPolitics

“BLUE-STATE BLUES”🤕 #PlayingPandemicPolitics

(music by The Doors)

(BLUE STATE INCOMPETENT GOVERNOR DICTATORS, who President Trump made look damn good😉):

A keep yourselves off the road, your hands washed dry skin will heal…🙌

A keep yourselves off the road (stay hunkered down), your hands washed🧼 (& constantly sanitized) dry skin will heal…🤝👎

Yeah, still lockin’ down the Blue States,

We’re gonna have some real..

Tough times (historic bankruptcy/out of business)…😳😉

(CNN Cuomo News Network Andrew & Fredo Show🤤🤤):

Yeah, back in our Blue State I put some (infected seniors most at risk) in nursing homes🤒🤧🤦🏻‍♂️…

Yeah, back in my Blue State I sent some to nursing homes🤒🤧🤦🏻‍♂️…

Put at risk all the people, who would have died real slow😵

(“older people, vulnerable people, are going to die from this virus.. that is going to happen, despite whatever you do”) he said that before he tried to blame Trump🤦🏻‍♂️


Stay indoors!… behind doors…

Stay indoors!… behind doors…

Stay indoors!… behinds doors…

Stay indoors!😠…..

All summer long!🥵🤦🏻‍♂️


Do it! Andy, do it!



Ya gotta mole, mole, mole🐭

Ya gotta dig deep holes, stay outta sight😒…


Mole, mole, mole, mole,

Still in my hole, til election night😴…

(Joe Mole Concession Speech):

“I gotta beep a gunk a chucha.. honk konk konk.. I gotta each you puna.. each ya bop a luba.. each yall bump a kechonk.. ease some konk.. ya ride”🤪…..

(North Carolina Gov- COOPEREmojiPOOPER):

RNC Chair-Lady…

RNC Chair-Lady…

Give up your (Convention) crowds…

Give up your crowds (Trump can be virtually nominated)🤤

Save my city (Charlotte)..
Savin’ my city..
(newsflash Gov Genius – you’ll lose millions in economic gains)

(Virginia GOV ‘Should’ve Been Aborted Post Birth’ NORTHAM):
Well, they woke up Sunday mornin’, church they got no where near…
Yeah, they woke up Sunday mornin’, and church they got nowhere near…Emoji
The future’s (mass) is uncertain, but on their cars tickets will be clearEmoji (no congregating in church parking lots while sitting in car!)

Stay indoors!… behind doors…
Stay indoors!… behind doors…
Stay indoors!… behind doors…
Stay indoors!Emoji….. (except for my husband’s boat)Emoji
All summer long!Emoji

“YOU AIN’T BLACK” #’JoeGoesLow’2020👎

“YOU AIN’T BLACK” #’JoeGoesLow’2020👎

(music by AC⚡️DC)

Intro ANGUS🎸

You Ain’t Black!..

I’m a Race hack!..

I’ve been for so long, I’m bad got no tact🤤

Yes I, let loose.. (“if you don’t vote for me over Trump, you ain’t Black”)

No excuse..

That’s been me puttin’ ‘em down.. (so many condescending racial slurs)🤤

I keep lookin’ for a bye, while I pander & lie..

Forget my slurs, just know I’m your guy..

I say- Black lives..

Vote wise (for me or else “you ain’t Black”)😠

Abusin’ (& usin’) every one of them & runnin’ my mouth wild (verbalizing his true racist self)👎

‘Cause if you…
(“Black parents need help with how to raise their children.. they don’t know quite what to do.. make sure you have the record player on at night.. make sure that kids hear words”)🤤

Yes, if you…
(“poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids”)🤤

Well, if you…
(“he’ll put ya’all back in chains”)🤤

Yes, if you…
(“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy.. I mean, that’s a storybook, man”)🤤

Well if, yooouu… yooouu…
(“if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump”)..

Well then,

Yes then,


ALL Americans of every race, creed and color, VOTE NO JOE 2020Emoji



(music by Bruce ‘Snowflake’ Springsteen & the E Street Band)

JANUARY 20, 2017-

(‘BUGGIN’ BARRY’👀 to Benghazi-Video-Babe Susan Rice):

Well Susan go online now, it’s gettin’ late.. (they’re swearing him in!)😠

Everything we say, document everything now.. (CMA memo to self “BY THE BOOK!” aaahh.. a bunch of times)

I’ll be leavin’ in the mornin’, from “Obamagate”..

We wouldn’t change this thing (“insurance policy”) even if we could somehow.. (Comey pushing ‘not by the book’ to a Special Counsel)😉

‘Cause the darkness (corruption) of this house (WH past 8 yrs), we got the best for us.. (Moochelle wants to return to in 2024),

There’s a darkness, in this swamp that got us through.. (DemocRat & Fake News Media)

But Flynn can’t touch me now, (fired)👍

& Sessions can’t touch me now, (recused)👍

Trump ain’t gonna do to me, what I’ve watched them (Brennan, Clapper, Comey, McCabe, Ohr, Yates, Powers, Strzok & Page😘😘) do to his crew.. (Carter Page, Papadopoulos, Trump family etc)

So say (email memorialize) good lies, it’s Inauguration Day…

It’s his Inauguration Day😣

Special Counsel down the line😁…

Just say (email to self) good lies, it’s Inauguration Day..

It’s his Inauguration Day, ‘slime time’😉 (this incoming crew)…

Now we all know, what it always was with us..

He tweets his words (“Obama tapped my wires!”), & yeah I bugged his lines👀..

There was just no way this White House, could hold the two of us (no way smooth supportive transition of power),

I guess that we were just, too much of a different kind (Socialist vs Capitalist)…

Well say good lies (in the ‘CMA’ email) on Inauguration Day..

His Inauguration Day, all ploys must flush him away…

(Impeach 45! Impeach 45!)

So say good lies, it’s Inauguration Day…

This man must not have his way, (‘Resist!’) on Inauguration Day… (email self 15 minutes after sworn in)😏

‘Slick Willie’ WITCH-HUNT SAX…

JANUARY 20, 2021-


Now the basement bedroom isn’t empty, down at Sleepy’s joint (Creepy Joe still hunkered down)😴💤💤

& the info-highway (his zoom blooper sessions) is deserted, WiFi down, no talking points🤤 (except for honking geese in the background)🦆🤦🏻‍♂️

There’s a lot of swamp people leavin’ DC town now,

Leavin’ their lobbyin’ friends & their upscale suburb homes.. (Dems voted out)

At night they walk their former district highways, all alone😞… (shamed & shunned by constituents)

Well Susan, what you wrote is read now (unclassified), it’s sealin’ my fate😖

Nothin’ we can say (more lame excuses & lies) can change anything now (our blatant abuse of power)..

Because there’s just different people comin’ down here now (Republican majorities), and they see things in different ways (Pro-America)..

& soon everything we’ve sewn (legacy of Statism) will just be swept away (100%)😫

So say goodbye, it’s his 2nd Inauguration Day..

Susan now you know the things I wanted, that you emailed to self that day (& sounded so phony)🤤

But now we best say goodbye, it’s his 2nd Inauguration Day😫…

I swear I never thought, things would turn out this way😖 (our targeting corruption & power abuse fully exposed & documented!)😣


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