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"Let the American youth never forget, that they possess a noble inheritance, bought by the toils, and sufferings, and blood of their ancestors; and capacity, if wisely improved, and faithfully guarded, of transmitting to their latest posterity all the substantial blessings of life, the peaceful enjoyment of liberty, property, religion, and independence."
--Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution, 1833

“FORTUNATE SON” #SleepyJunior🤑💻

“FORTUNATE SON” #SleepyJunior🤑💻

(music by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Intro 🎸Riff…

Some folks are born, made to wave foreign flags🇺🇦🇨🇳🇷🇺…

Ooo, that ain’t Red, White & Blue🇺🇸😒…

& when the scam pays half to The ‘BIG GUY’ thief🤫…

Oh they point the Impeachment cannon at Trump, oh Lord😠…

It’s all me (millions for foreign access)…

It’s all me (smoking crack & face timing naked with underage girls)…

I ain’t no upstanding VP’s son💩…

It’s all me (selling political influence to commie Chinese)…

It’s all me (millions from Moscow Mayor’s wife – from Russia with love)😍…

I made a fortune (skills/expertise) have none🤤…

“C’MON MAN!”

“SISTERS CHISTIAN” #MAGANuns🙏🏻🙏🏻

“SISTERS CHRISTIAN” #MAGANuns🙏🏻🙏🏻

(music by Night Ranger)

Sisters Christian, know the time has come…

& they know that Trump’s the only one, to say, no way (to the radical anti-Christian Left)🖕🏻…

Now you’re goin (to MAGA Rally),

& they’re prayin’ (the Rosary) for (during rally for President & country)🙏🏻🙏🏻…

You know that boy, won’t let them play (mess with) no more with you😠…vok

It’s true 💪😇👊🏻…

You’re rallyin’…

What a sight of light📿🙏🏻…

In supporting mister right👍😉…

He’ll do alright election night (Red Wave)💒👍👍

“A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION” #AllTalkNoAction

‘A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION” #AllTalkNoAction

(music by ELVIS)

“I’VE DONE MORE IN 47 MONTHS, THAN SLEEPY JOE HAS DONE IN 47 YEARS!”😉

A little less conversation, a little more action, not sleaze😒..

All your bloviatin’s just more distraction’in (politico) speak🤮..

A little more bite.. (like my historic economy)🇺🇸👍

A little less bark.. (your backing of radical socialist policies)🤤👎

A little less fright.. (“c’mon folks, we’re going into a Deep Dark Winter!”)😳🦠💨

A little more spark.. (like use of Travel Bans, Defense Production Act Operation Warp Speed)🔬🧪👩🏻‍🔬👩🏾‍⚕️👍

Close your mouth (& mask it up), we’re openin’ up our towns👍

& Sleepy, rock-a-bye thee😴..

Rock-a-bye thee💤💤 Sleazy🤑😒…

‘VOTE Joe-“DARK-WINTER”-Biden 2020’

‘QUID PRO JOE’S’🤑 ONLY ACTION / ACCOMPLISHMENT WAS SELLING OUT OUR COUNTRY TO ENRICH HIMSELF & FAMILY💶💴

10% always for the ‘BIG GUY’💰💵🤫

“THEY CALL ME MACHINE”

“THEY CALL ME MACHINE”

(music by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

🎸………

They call me Machine🚜💪…

I keep rollin’ down the road🇺🇸…

(Michigan, Arizona, Iowa, North Carolina airport rallyin’🛬)👍

Well now they call me Machine🚂💪…

I keep rollin’ down the road🇺🇸…

(Wisconsin, Ohio, Florida, Pennsylvania airport rallyin’🛬)👍

& I ain’t hidin’ like somebody…

(hint: he puts ‘a media lid’ on it by 9AM and he makes Crooked Hillary look like an amateur)😴🤑

This body’s fightin’ for WE!🇺🇸👊🏻😉…

“MIKE’S A ROCK”💪😉🇺🇸 #PencePowered2024

“MIKE’S A ROCK” #PencePowered2024

(music by Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band)

He sat there boldly,

Recountin’ what they’d done…

New jobs by millions,

Made us #1…

The height of election,

A VPs never been so strong..

Mike, ‘The Rock’

He’s Trump’s “A-Team”,

Handled covid care (China Virus)

Workin’ for the people,

Not a dime was spared (billions spent in aid)…

& he just leads, solid record everywhere…

Mike’s A Rock

His head was steady,

The fly appeared, but then took flight…

His talk had purpose,

Hers was glib & trite…

& Mike held firmly,

To what he feels is right (unapologetically PRO-LIFE)

Mike, ‘The Rock’…

Mike’s A Rock…

He was strong, & won debate with ease…

Mike ‘The Rock’…

‘Commie Kamala’ never got to our great Veep…

Mike’s A Rock…

He was somethin’ to see (beat both the Dem & the moderator!)…

Mike ‘The Rock’

“ROCK-A-BYE BIDEN”😴

“ROCK-A-BYE BIDEN”

(A Dr. Jill Biden Lullaby)

Rock-a-bye Biden,

On debate stop..

When Wallace blows (hot air),

Your cradle Trump rocks..

When the wire breaks,

His ear-piece will fall..

& down will go Sleepy,

Campaign and all

“I’M ALRIGHT” #GopherJoeDebatePrep

“I’M ALRIGHT” #GopherJoeDebatePrep

(music from Caddyshack)

da da da da da da da…

I’m alright…

Don’t nobody worry ‘bout me…

Why ya got to give advice (keep your mouth shut, with a lid on it!)…

Can’t Trump just let me be…

da da da da da da da…

“That’s enough! PUT A LID ON IT!”EmojiEmojiEmoji

“A.C.B.”👩🏼‍⚖️⚖️👍

“A.C.B.”

(music by The Jackson 5)

A C B…

Easy as 1 2 3…

(another clear & exceptional Trump pick)

Nom simple as Repub majority…

A C B..

Let Dems scream..

Country..

She for WE

“LIFE IS A HIGHWAY”…

& BACROCK RIDES IT, ALL NITE LONG…

OBAMA SPIED.. TRUMP THRIVED..

(OBAMAGATE!)

“SHAKIN’” (The Snowflake Snowglobe)❄️😫❄️

“SHAKIN’” (The Snowflake Snowglobe)

(music by Eddie Money)

“Who’s your daddy” had a globe he loved to tip upside…

Rolled to victory that night (2016), and shook it, made ‘em cry…

Turned up the ‘mock rock’ just as loud as it could go…

Blew off their pinheads in a deranged flurry of snow!…

He was shakin’…

Oh oh oh oh!…

Tweetin’ with his fingers…

Oh oh oh oh…

Globe was movin’ up & down…

Oh oh oh oh…

That globe, he was shakin’ …

Oh oh oh oh…

“HE’S FINE”🇺🇸👍 #TellHimNov3rd😉

“HE’S FINE” #TellHimNov3rd

(music by Kip Moore)

ROCK THE VOTE!

Gov…

He’s been fixin’ for awhile…

Sets records all the time…

Man, he’s one of a kind…

Our towns…

Everywhere upon the map…

Well he’s bringin’ our jobs back…

& no wonder where growth’s at…

Well MAGA, he’s in Dallas…

Cheerin’ for ‘We The People’…

(AMERICA’s TEAM)

Never layin’ low,

WALL with Mexico…

Ya know he loves to stop crime…

Yeah MAGA, he’s in Vegas…

At trade table dealin’ no crap…

Hey, he’s got us in mind…

So get out election night…

Tell him he’s fine…

Strife…

Drives ‘em crazy, minds with it (TDS)…

& he’s (we’re) lovin’ every minute……

But it’d be better two term, hit it!… yeah

MAGA, he’s livin’ in DC town…

& he totes to St. John’s the Bible…

& he’s got lots a Law Enforcement friends,

That he loves and stands with…

Fightin’ back the Devil…

MAGA, he’s ampin’ up a vaccine…

For a lonely quarantined country…

Hey, he’s got us in mind…

So get out election night…

Tell him he’s fine…

Tell him we’re comin (silent majority)…

We’re runnin’ (to polls & mailbox)…

Yeah, Joe Sleepy no way!…

That we want him…

We love him…

& our kids will say thanks to him someday!…

Hell MAGA, he’s a builder…

Growin’ from coast to coast…

With frackin’ everywhere,

Minin’ on a tear…

It’s nothin’ but record growth times…

MAGA, he’s cleanin’ up ol’ New York…

Markets up on Wall Street…

Hey, he’s got us in mind…

So go out election night…

Tell him he’s fine…

Yeah, tell him he’s fine!…

Tell him he’s fine ( 4 MORE YRS!)…

Hey, he’s got us in mind…

So go out election night…

Tell him he’s fine…

“ENFORCIN’ THE LAW” #GoAheadPunkMakeMyDay😎

“ENFORCIN’ THE LAW #GoAheadPunkMakeMyDayEmoji
(music by Judas Priest)

INTROEmojiEmoji

(DIRTY DONNY):

There they were (Dem run cities), completely wasted..

No one works, (statues) torn down..

All outside it’s so frustratin’, Dem mayors let anarchists destroy the town…

Feel as though know Dem governor cares, if police live or die…

So I sure as hell will begin, to put our National Guard into fight

Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law..
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law..
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law..
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law!

So much for their ‘Chop Zone’ future,
I tore it apart!…

I’ll have every riot broken, there’s Law & Order from the start!..

They will know, what prison’s like, they will pay big dues

For what they did they’ll find themselves, gettin’ me re-elected too! (newsflash punks: people want Law & Order)

Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law..
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law..
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law..
Enforcing’ the law.. enforcing’ the law!

“PLEASE MR. POSTMAN”📬🗳😨 #Harris/Biden2020

“PLEASE MR. POSTMAN”EmojiEmoji #Harris/Biden2020

(music by The Marvelettes)

(JOE BLOW):
WAIT!
Oh yes, wait a minute mister postman!…

WAIT!
Waa-aa-aa-ait, Mister Postman…

Please Mister Postman, look and see…
(woah yeah!)

Is there a (few million) ballots in your bag for me

(please please mister po-o-o-ostman)

‘Cause it’s been, a mighty high climb…
(woah yeah!)

Since i’m controlled by radicals all the time!Emoji

There must be massive fraud post election day…

For my Rad friends to steal this vote away…

Please Mister Postman, look and see…

Is there fake ballots, a few million more ballots for me!EmojiEmoji

“AMERICAN WOMAN” #FillThatSeat !👩🏼‍⚖️⚖️

“AMERICAN WOMAN” #FillThatSeat!

(music by The Guess Who)

American Woman!…

Gonna fill that seat…

American Woman!…

Mama, Trump nominee… yeah

“ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?” #YeahWeReady!🏈👍

“ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?” #YeahWeReady!
(Monday Night Football Theme – Hank Williams Jr.)

Are you ready for some football!..

A Saturday tradition!..

Yeah, this is Rockin’ President Trump..

Pushin’ to get the season started..

Here come the hits, the bangs, the blocks and the spikes..

‘Cause all the college teams are suitin’ up to fight!..

“STEALIN’”📬😏

“STEALIN’”

(music by Uriah Heep)

Intro Organ…..

(ENVELOPE-LICKER-JOEEmoji):
Mail (ballots) out across the country, cause I need some fraud to materialize (multi-voting, ballot harvesting etc)…

We’ll count the deceased voters, and all pets will cast with pride…

(meow)

Mail it….

Mail it….

Mail…. it….. in…

Mail it….

Mail it….

Mail…. it…. in….

Well there’s a hundred million ballot tries (unsolicited), to wean his lead to mine…

I don’t need no questions or campaignin’ Lord, cause my teleprompter’s runnin’ fine (“can you move it up a little”)…

Gaffin’, sleepin’, slime & rad women, woulda put me to my political grave…

Runnin’ (from press), hidin’ (in basement), schmoozin’ (with anarchists), lyin’, nothin’ left to save (from my record or in my head)…

Where’s my wife??!…

wife, wife, wife, wife! wife! wife! (help me Jill!)

Mail it…. mail it…. mail… it… in…..

Mail it…. mail it…. mail… it… in…..

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):

They stood & called them ‘pigs’ and shunned religion (took out ‘God’ from Pledge at their convention), stinkin’ up the world with slime…

They made their break (Dem Gov’s mailed out millions of unsolicited ballots), it’s a BIG mistake (election chaos)…

Tryin’ to steal it cause their candidate is (politically) dyin’…

(newsflash: he’s dead)

They were,

STEALIN’!..

When they shoulda been votin’ (properly absentee or in-person)…

STEALIN’!..

When they shoulda been votin’…

STEALIN’!..

When they shoulda been votin’…

STEALIN’!..

“HIDIN’ THE STORM OUT” #JoeHiden😳🌪

“HIDIN’ THE STORM OUT” #JoeHiden

(music by REO Speedwagon)

Intro Hiden-Biden basement bomb shelter air-raid siren / alarm clock…

IntroEmoji

Hidin’ the storm out…

Shakin’ while Trump calls me out…

On a full zoom night, from my darkened Delaware cellar…

(“c’mon, can you move the teleprompter closer, man”)

My grind (energy) throttle’s (campaign) low…

Droppin’ in the polls…

Shrinkin’ from what’s been goin’ on in Democrat run cities…

& I’m, not sayin’ a thing…

Sleepin’ neath full moon, nappin’ all day

Hidin’ the storm out…

Hidin’ the storm out…

Rad ladies beside me (Commie Kamala, AhOleC, Pocahontas etc)…

They’re there to “guide” (Socialist agenda) me…

(prop me up & load up teleprompter)

They say that with Joe (empty suit man), they’ve finally found (transform) home (USA into Venezuela)…

But that Trump outside (barnstorming the country) is frightenin’…

He’s no kinder than a lightnin’ strike, and so witty…

(is it too late to call off the debates)

It’s a hard life I’ve lived (been wrong on issues for 50 yrs), but I give gaffes (when I’m trotted out), it’s what I give

“C’MON MAN! U AIN’T BLACK! R U A JUNKIE?!”

So I’m, not gonna say a thing …

(Obama: “you don’t have to do this Joe”)

Keep sleepin’ neath full moon, nappin’ all day

Hidin’ the storm out…

Hidin’ the storm out…

“HEY (SLOW) JOE”🤤

“HEY (SLOW) JOE”Emoji
(music by Jimi Hendrix)

JIMI

Hey.. Slow…

Where your (supporters) goin’ with those guns (& knives & bricks & Molotov cocktails & lasers) in their hands…

Hey.. Joe…

Said, where they goin’ with those guns (& bats & chains & rocks & balloons) in the hands…

They goin’ down to shoot some Trump crazies…

You know they caught ‘em standin’ ground (supporting), Law & Order fans…

& THAT AIN’T TO COOL!

“MISSISSHYPOCRISY QUEEN” #RoyalSalonStylin’&Defilin’👸 💈💇🏻‍♀🚿🤷🏻‍♀️

“MISSISSHYPOCRISY QUEEN” #RoyalSalonStylin’&Defilin’

(music by Mountain)

SHE SHOULDA’ WORE THE MASK

Intro GUITAR…

Mississhypocrisy Queen!…

Now ya know why hair sheens…

Mississhypocrisy Queen!…

No mask, (to her) Law ain’t anything…

Snuck down around San Fran…

Beauty parlor power play… (“i was set up!”)

Where strutted (crept) the gourmet sundae lady…

(small shutdown businesses) Abhor the Mississhypocrisy Queen…

Ya know Clairol enhancer…

She looked no better with dye…

While the rest of them (hair)dos weren’t a gettin’ their cuts…

Boy, she begs no pardon (“i was set up!”) she was cuttin’ line…

Mississhypocrisy Queen!…

Now ya know why hair sheens…

Mississhypocrisy Queen!…

No mask, (to her) Law ain’t anything…

“EVERYDAY (Real American) PEOPLE”🇺🇸👍 #NotSh allowCelebsParasitePoliticosOrSneakySocialists

“EVERYDAY (Real American) PEOPLE”

#NotShallowCelebsParasitePoliticosOrSneakySocialists

(music by Sly & the Family Stone)

(RNC Anthem):

Most times we’re right… (Founding Documents)

& we do right wrongs…(slavery, segregation, opportunity – progress all of which Democrats oppose)

Our own beliefs…

(Liberty & Justice for ALL),

Are in RNC throng…

The business owner, the policeman, the farmer and then…

Makes no difference, what group we’re in…

(ALL LIVES MATTER!)

Trump!…… for Everyday People…

There is the Radical Socialist one that won’t accept the Regressive Liberal one that won’t accept the Democrat one (except as a numbnut Trojan horse) that won’t accept the American Patriot (Liberty, Capitalism, God given Rights) one’s…

But here we promote…

For all Freedom loving folks…

& (Trump policy) so on and so on and scooby dooby do a 3rd-term…

Our!…….. nom’s for thee American People…

“ON THE DARK SIDE” #LightVersusDarkness’CellarStyle’😴

“ON THE DARK SIDE” #LightVersusDarkness’CellarStyle’
(music from Eddie & The Cruisers)

Intro Piano…

(‘SCHMOE SHOW’ Dem Nom Acceptance Speech):

The Dark Side’s growin’ now nothin’ is real…

(his record economy, employment, trade balance, energy independence, military buildup etc) ALL FAKE FOLKS!

He’ll never know just how Chinese commies feel…

(but me & Hunter do!)

Out of the shadows they walk like a dream…

(all my radical socialist cabinet members)

They will ‘deal’ crazy, make us feel so ‘green’!…

Ain’t nothin’ gonna save you (except me, you ain’t Black junkies!) ‘cause his gov is blind…

(& racist & bigoted & xenophobic & etc.. never mind the historic minority employment & opportunity zones)

Slip back from Dark Side, & Portland’s fine….

I’m not Dark Side

(I am the Unifying Light, but I like to keep my basement dark)

C’mon Man!..

MAGA Dark Side
(He’s endorsed by those racist cops i’ll be defunding.. I’m endorsed by those Portland Patriot Anarchists& those Chi-Coms

C’mon Man!..
(‘character’ is on the ballot)

(REPEAT until we start to look like one of those Socialist SHITHOLE countries)

“TRUMP LOVE BOATS”😍🛥 🚤🛳⛵️⛴👍

(music Love Boat tv theme)

Gov…

Exciting & new… (We The People put 1st)

Come aboard… (The MAGA Trumptilla)

T’s expecting you!…

& Gov…

(Trump has done more in 3.5, than Biden in 50)

Life’s sweetest (historic) rewards (records)…

He makes it flow…

Boats float to honor you!…

Trump Love Boats!…

Soon will be making a 2nd-term run…

Trump Love Boats!…

Promises MAGA for everyone…

Set a course for business venture, our minds on a new advance…

(Making America Greater Again & Again & Again)

& gov…

Won’t hurt like before…

(Biden/Obama criminality & rot)

He’s an open smile…

(Legal immigration)

On our friendly shores!…

(Big Beatiful Door in The Big Beautiful Wall)

It’s Trump Gov!…

Welcome aboard,

It’s Trump Love!….

“YOUR ANY/EVERYTHING”

“YOUR ANY/EVERYTHING”

(music by Andy Gibb)

(SLOW JOE):

For so long…

You know me, been hidin’ from others for so long (in my Paradise Cellar)…

& this spieling that I spiel for you is, for your throngs, Rads (rile up your anarchist base)…

Take over for me!

Cause we’ll give you more & more that you’re askin’ for, our gov will turn the key (unleash socialist paradise – see Venezuela)

(PHONY KAMALA):

Darlings, I!…

I will flip (&flop) forever for more ‘chop zones’ of crime…

Build our world around you (your commie agenda), radicals,

This gov will slime (cancel any critic), Rads

Watch out (American) history

Cause we’ll give you more & more that you’re askin’ for, our gov will turn the key (Socialist Paradise ala Venezuela)…

Aaahh.. We!…

We just want to be your (radical) Any/Everything…

Open up a (Statist) heaven, in our hearts we’ll surely be,

the things you want us to be,

& that’s two puppets on a string…

Ooh, if we!…

If we get in we promise you Radicals, we’ll provide…

We want you playing (serving) in the gov we have to bring…

We’ll do anything…

To be your Everything!…

“KAMILLA ICE, ‘VICE’ Crazy”🤪#ICE=KKK

“KAMILLA ICE, ‘VICE’ Crazy” #ICE=KKK

(music by Vanilla Ice)

Intro BUS-BOARDING beat….

(Snoop Dog Kamala):

Yo I.C.E. – let’s kick it!

ICE, ICE Crazy (they are the KKK)…

Vice, Vice Crazy (Impeach Justice Kavanaugh)…

Alright stop! (Joey)

Collaborate & listen (with/to my far left radical homies)

‘Vice’ got your back with my brand new addiction (Joey, but I’m still hooked on smokin’ dope while listening to Snoop Dog)

Somethin’ (my lust for power), grabs a hold of me tightly..

Phony lib loon, daily & nightly (my positions are “flexible”)

Will I ever stop? No! ‘Law & Order’ I know:

(prosecuting Blacks for marijuana w/ jail time, concealing death row exculpatory evidence)

Turn off their lights

& crime grows

To the extreme, I’ll rock your med like a vandal (cancel your private healthcare)

Lit Joe up on debate stage and whacked that chump, he couldn’t handle

ICE, ICE Crazy (ICE are the KKK)

KAMILLA..

ICE, Vice Crazy (now I say all Biden female accusers are lying bimbos)

KAMILLA..

ICE, Vice Crazy (gun grabber )

KAMILLA..

ICE, Vice Crazy (i BELIEVE Dr Blasey-Crazy-Ford)

‘SLOW JOE/PHONY KAMALA 2020’

“We just want to be your far-left any/everything!”

“JUNKIE, c’mon MAN!”

“JUNKIE, c’mon MAN!”

(music by The Rolling Stones)

Intro KEITH

I’m an, empty-suit democRat flunky..

All my friends are race-bait junkies!..

That’s really true…

I’m no, cognitive test high achiever..

Did you use a pre-show cocaine sneezer..

What you do?

Now all my bits & gaffes are tossed around,

On ev’ry newscast in this town..

C’mon Maaan!..

(You Ain’t Black!)

But are you just a Junkie, man?..

I’m glad you are a junkie (& monolithic) voter, too! (unlike those diverse Latinos)

Are you a junkieeee!…..

Are you a junkieeee!…..

Are you a junkie????… man!

Are you a junkie????… man!

Are you a junkie?!

Are you a junkieeee!…..

Are you a junkieeee!…..

Are you a junkie?!

a J J J J junkieee!…..

aah J J J J junkieee!……… c’mon man!

 

 

“GIVIN’ UP THE COUNTRY”🇺🇸🙃 #GaveUpAmericaTour2020

“GIVIN’ UP THE COUNTRY” #GaveUpAmericaTour2020

(music by Canned Heat)

Intro ‘Sleepy Joe’ naptime lullaby riffEmoji

(QUID PRO JOE):

I’m givin’ up the country, AhOleC baby gonna run the show…

I’m givin’ up the country, radicals gonna run the show…

I’m stayin’ in this place (‘paradise cellar’), where i’ve never been out of before…

I’m dissin’, I’m dissin’ the Black voter all the time…

I’m dissin’ the Black voter all the time…

They go Trump en masse voters, be better off this time…

EmojiEmoji…..

I’m givin’ up our cities, police got to go away…

I’m givin’ up Dem run cities, police got to go away (I’ll dEfUnD them!)…

All this fussin’ (rioting) & fightin’ (violent asaults) “C’MON MAAAAN!”, you know I’ll sure let anarchists stay…

So business pack your leavin’ trunk, you know you’ve got to leave today (China is a nice free-market place to go)…

Just exactly where your job’s goin’, I cannot say (nor do I give a rat’s ass you greedy capitalist dog faced pony soldiers)

‘Cause, I’ll let ‘em leave the U.S.A. Emoji

It’s a brand new game, that the CCP (& Hunter) want to play…

EmojiEmoji…..

No use on bannin’, or screenin’ and climbin, (The Wall will be comin’ down)

‘Cause you (‘illegals’) got a home (w/ free everything), as long as Bernie is ‘immigration czar’ of mine…

“WHITE HOUSE” #BigBeautifulConvention🏛😍👍

“WHITE HOUSE” #BigBeautifulConvention

(music by Jimi Hendrix)

Intro JIMI

There’s a White House over yonder…

That’s where my (RNC) convention’ll play…

Lord, there’s a White House over yonder…

That’s where my (RNC) convention’ll play…

I’ll make it home for a 2nd term baby, in 99 & one half days…

I still got my twitter, look out now

“NO-CONFIDENCE WOMAN” #NuttyNancyJustJealousOfDeborah’sScarfs🧣🤢

“NO-CONFIDENCE WOMAN” #NuttyNancyJustJealousOfDeborah’sScarfs

(music by The Jeff Healey Band)

Intro JEFFEmojiEmoji

(SUNDAE WOMAN):

Well, you lost me at the border when you crossed it (when you sided with Trump)..

Had your number baby, but I lost it (got my own ‘virus expert’, but he can’t throw a )..

I know you’re in love (w/ Trump), you just a flimflam..

No, you can’t pull your scarf over me..

‘Cause I’m a No-Confidence Woman…

I’m a squawkin’ old lady out for all of your money..

I can talk dumb girls (like you doctor), into calling me honey (agreeing with me)..

You can talk all you want babe (at his WH pressers), but I got crash plans (keep economy buried in virus lockdown) uh huh..

You’re a real soft touch(Trump fluzee)..

& I’m a No-Confidence Woman

STAY MOUTH MASKED BITCH, NO ONE HAS EVER HAD CONFIDENCE IN YOU..

“STAND FOR ME”🇺🇸👍 #OrGetTheHellOutOfTheCountry!

“STAND FOR ME”👍 #OrGetTheHellOutOfTheCountry!

(music by Ben E. King)

Intro ‘Stand-Tall-&-Proud’ Riff…

(OLD GLORY):

When their slight, has come (kneeling schmucks)🤤…

& the fans go dark😠 (stop going/tv channel change)👍…

& this move (knee during Anthem), is a lowly, swipe at me😖 (& everyone who has served for Liberty!)…

No I won’t, cease to wave…

No I won’t, cease to wave…

Just as long, as you (true patriots) stand, stand for me (thank U!)👍…

So players, (ungrateful) players!🤤…

Stand… for me…

Oh, stand, or leave…

(GET THE HELL OUT!)😠

Oh stand…

Stand for me…

Stand for me….

If these guys, that we look upon…

Should stumble & fall (to a knee)…

Or their foul mouths, should babble, disrespectfully🤤…

Fans say bye👋…

Say bye bye👋👋…

No they won’t, cred this smear😠…

Just as long, as they don’t, don’t stand for me…

So players (ungrateful) players!🤤…

Stand… for me…

Oh, stand, or leave…
(GET THE HELL OUT!)Emoji

Oh, stand now (tall & proud)Emoji

Stand for me…

Stand for me…

“9 9 9” #CainTrain🇺🇸👍

“9 9 9” #CainTrain👍

(music by Iron Maiden)

IntroEmojiEmoji….

(2012):

He stood alone (Capitalist Entrepreneur success amongst career politicos)…

His mind, it cranked (out American Exceptionalism)😉…

He needed no time to think, to get bad (Obama Hopey Change) memories, from our minds😖…

What did we see…

We can believe!…

That what we saw that nominee fight, was real and not just (Mitt Shit) fantasy…

9!.. 9!.. 9!..

The number of his (tax cut) feast🤑👍

Growth, and Free-Market fire, was spawned to be released!💪😉

“DISS ON MY (VP) LIST” #He’sMakin’AListHe’sCheckin’HerOutTwice😘😛

“DISS ON MY (VP) LIST” #He’sMakin’AListHe’sCheckin’HerOutTwice😘😛

(music by Hall & Oates)

-don’t hold grudgesEmoji
-talentedEmoji
-pretty hotEmoji (esp for me)Emoji
-great respect for herEmoji
-tell the truthEmoji

My friends (handlers) wonder why I ball ‘bout you all of the time😭😰,

(get over it!) is what they say🙄…

But I don’t feel the need to let you, get away (with that debate beatdown)😖…

They think maybe with Veep help, oh, I will be alright👍 i’m ripe (for radicals)

& I’m just better off listening, to Bernie & AhOleC’s advice🤢🤮…

When they insist, on knowing my pick🤔…

I yell, that Bitch!😩…

When they want to know what the delay is…

It’s my style just to lie, but I tell them why – 🤫

Because your diss, your diss, is on my list📝..

Because you bitch, your diss,

I can’t forget😤 (it’s even interfering with my deep sleep)😴..

Because your diss is on my list, of the worst things (said about me) in my life😒….

Because your diss, your diss, is on my list📝..

Because you bitch, your diss I can’t forget😤..

Because your diss is why I slipped, Bernie almost turned out the lights🔥😵….

“DID YOU KNOW I LIKE TO SKINNY DIP TOO”

PUCKER UP!Emoji

“PARADISE CELLAR” 😴#NOV3rd:KeepMeHome😍

“PARADISE CELLAR”😴 #NOV3rd:KeepMeHome😍

(music by Guns N’ Roses)

Intro SLASH🎸…

(‘You-Ain’t-Awake-Joe’ aka ‘CRYPT CREEPER’):

Take me down, to my Paradise Cellar..

Where my gaffes live stream🤤 but my girl’s (Jill) no dweller😢..

Keep!.. me!.. home!🛌💤💤

(Prez T – “Nov. won’t you please keep him home”)😉

Take me down, to my Paradise Cellar😍..

Where my gaffes live stream🤤 but my girl’s (Jill) no dweller😢..

Keep!.. me!.. home!🛌💤💤

(Prez T – “Nov. won’t you please keep him home”)😉

Yeah yeah Emoji

“SCHOOL’S OUT/IN” #Reading&Writing&Politics

“SCHOOL’S OUT/IN” #Reading&Writing&Politcs

(music by Alice Cooper)

Intro ‘SCHOOL SUPPLIES’Emoji

(PRESIDENT TRUMP to lame Democrat Governors):

Well you got no choice..

All the girls & boys.. (get back to school!)

(parents) Makin’ all that noise😠..

‘Cause they wanna stay employed (get back to work!)

(TEACHER UNION):

Well students can’t salute it..

Took down the flag👎..

‘Cause ‘Pledge’ don’t suit us..

America’s a drag😝 (we teach that)..

School’s!.. out, come autumn..

School’s!.. out, forever..

School’s… online in recess💻😑…

(TRUMP):

No more funding🤑👎

No more biased textbooks🤓👎..

No more Rad-Left teachers🤪👎..

Creepy Regressive kooks🤤 yeah👎..

(TEACHER UNION):

Well, we won’t go back in class😒..

& we won’t listen to no principals😒..

& we rob kid’s innocence (keep ‘em home & virtually indoctrinated)🤪..

& don’t even think of funding police & charter school slime!😠..

School’s!.. out, come autumn..

School’s!.. out, forever..

Our school’s… online in recess💻😑…

(TRUMP):

No more funding🤑👎..

No more biased textbooks🤓👎..

No more Rad-Left teachers🤪👎..

Creepy Regressive kooks🤤👎..

(TEACHER UNION):

Out all summer☀️👍..

Out this fall🎃👍..

We might not come back in-person at all!😁..

School’s!.. out, forever!..

School’s!.. out, come autumn!..

School’s!.. out, with fever😷🤒..

School’s!.. out, completely🤓

“KAYLEIGH” #NextBiasedIrrelevantGetTrumpQuestionPlease😇

“KAYLEIGH” #NextBiasedIrrelevantGetTrumpQuestionPlease😇

(music by Pure Prairie League)

I Never Dated Kayleigh McEnany – JDW

Kayleigh…

Bless for what you do🙏🏻…

They shrink😩…

Look small next to you…

Stop their vile🤮…

Speak out stronger like you do👍😉…

Trump's New Press Secretary Fits Right In | The Nation

(KAYLEIGH to Trump Deranged press worms):

Don’t you think the time is right for me to remind…

All the things you thought weren’t proper, turned out right in time (Trump economy, policies, opportunity, security etc)👍😉

& can you see (through your fog of hate)..

Which way we should turn together (Law & Order, Freedom & Justice etc),

Not disown (America for a marxist mob)🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️..

Fake-News never sees what’s right or what is wrong…

(zip it Jim Acosta, you’re babbling again)🤤

White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany backs Trump's assault on  mail-in voting — even though she's been voting that way for a decade -  MarketWatch

Kayleigh…
Bless for what you do🙏🏻… (put up with these numbnuts)
They shrink😩…
Look small next to you…
Stop their vile🤮…
Speak out stronger, yes you do👍😉

PIPE DOWN DOUCHEBAGS😩🤤

 

 

 

 

“HELL SWELLS” #TrumpQuells💪😠👊🏻

“HELL SWELLS” #TrumpQuells💪😠👊🏻

(music by AC⚡️DC)

Intro ‘LAW & ORDER’ BELL KNELL🔔☠️….

ANGUS🎸….

He’s rollin’ out thunder, a pourin’ on pain💥😖..

We comin’ on like a (Law & Order) hurricane🌪😠..

Like lightnin’ flashin’, slime paralyzed😒..

They bold-n-dumb, and they all will fry😵..

Aah, will take them prisoners, 10 years to life👍😉..

No Dem mayor even wanna put up a fight😖..

(they just wanna get gassed)😝

Oh, we’re gonna quell & they can all go to hell👹👍

We’re gonna hit ya, justice get ya!…

As, Hell Swells👺…

Yeah, Trump Quells👊🏻…

(he’s got Feds bringin’)

Hell Swells💩…

(our tolerance dry)

Trump Quells💪😠….

We’ll give you, bad sensations up & down your spine😩.. (kick/cancel your coward asses)

If you’re into evil, you’re no friend of mine👺👊🏻..

See our crime fight smashin’ as we split this blight👊🏻😩..

‘Cause it’s no good on The Left💩👎, so America’s stickin’ with The Right (Law & Order)👍…

Will take them prisoners, 10 years to life👍😉..

No Dem mayor even wanna put up a fight😖..

(they just wanna be gassed)😝

Oh, we’re gonna quell & they can all go to hell👹👍..

We’re gonna hit ya, justice get ya!…

Hell Swells👺…

Oh, Trump quells👊🏻…

(he’s got Feds bringin’)
Hell Swells💩…

(our tolerance dry)
Trump Quells💪😠….

EmojiEmojiEmoji

(& WE GOT LOTS MORE PERFUME BRO!)

Hell swells!…

Mob is comin’ for you!👹😳

Trump quells!…

He’s bringin’ ‘Law&Order’ now!👍😠

As, Hell swells!…

Their violence is high🔥👺

Trump quells!…

Scum paralyzed👊🏻😵

Hell swells!…

They’re tearin’ statues down👎😱

Trump quells!…

He’s bringin’ Feds to town💪😉

Hell swells!…

Gonna quit alright😰

Trump quells!…

Leads the way through the fight!👊🏻😠

Ow! ow! ow! ow!

TRUMP! QUELLS!👍😉…

“CHINA JOE” #BuildBeijingBetter

“CHINA JOE” #BuildBeijingBetter
(music by The Doobie Brothers)

“I mean, you know, they’re not bad folks, folks.. but guess what, they’re not, they’re not competition for us”😴

More Joe Biden Memes! - thefunnyconservative

INTRO Emoji….

When the sun comes up on this sleepy little clown🤡💤

Down in-ground, cellar home..

& this joke is risin’ for another day 🛌 (after 40+yrs of💩)..

Round about his home (podcast teleprompter jibberish)🤤..

By the people (CCP) of the town (Beijing), he’s praised👍..

& he’s proud of his nickname (“Beijing Biden”)🤪….

Well, they’re talkin’ ‘bout that China Joe..
(‘talkin’ ’bout that china joe)..

wo ho ho!..

wo! schmoe!..

China Joe!😷

How Should Biden Handle China? - The Atlantic

Well, this creeper😒 and his teacher (Barry O),

Lord, no trade caution..

They are the toast (massive deficit) of the town (Beijing)👍

When the business gets to flyin’ (bye bye US manufacturing)..

& (no jobs) they ain’t lyin’ (“those manufacturing jobs aren’t coming back folks”)..

When our stocks go fallin’ down😞..

They say that his father orders beef chow mein (been livin’ on it in the basement)😋..

& dear mister Hunter’s yuan gain🤑👍….

Well, they talkin’ ‘bout that China Joe..
(talkin’ ’bout that china joe)

Quid Pro Quo!🤑

wo! ho!..

China Joe!😷

democrats are busy attacking Trump to distract you from Joe ...

(CCP):

& yesterday there’s our new virus comin’🦠..

1st wave from our oriental brew (wet market labs)🔬🦇..

Your President and his buddies, with their travel-ban sword..

You could really hear Joe’s anger at this slight😠…. (“that’s xenophobic, folks”)🤤

Ya know he played a part in our communist state.. (gave us ‘favored trade status’, built our economy through pro-China policies)

Xi Jinping knows he cares (Joe’s a very useful idiot)😉

Joe (& Hunter) just keeps on lookin’ up to the East🥰👍….

EmojiEmojiEmoji

Hey Sleepy, WHERE’S HUNTER??

JUST IN]: Joe Biden BOMBSHELL – China Scandal Explodes | State ...

Talkin’ ’bout that China Joe
(talkin’ ’bout that china joe)

wo ho ho!..

wo! schmoe!🤤

China Joe!😷

china – EARL OF TAINT

 

“I GOT THE SHERIFFS” #Law&OrderPresident

“I GOT THE SHERIFFS” #Law&OrderPresident

(music by Eric Clapton)

Intro ‘SLOWHAND’🎸

I got the Sheriffs👮🏿‍♂️👍…

‘Cause I always root for Deputies💪😉…

I got the Sheriffs👮🏻‍♀️👍…

‘Cause I always root for Deputies💪😉…

All around, our big towns🏙..

They, tryin’ to burn them down🔥..

Mayors say, don’t want to reign in, not guilty🤤..

For the killing, of a deputy (& injuring hundreds)..

For the life, of a baby (& other innocent citizens)..

So I say😠…

I got the Sheriffs👮🏻‍♀️👍…

& I swear American defense💪😉…

I got the Sheriffs👮🏿‍♂️👍..

& I say riots are a National offense👊🏻😠…

“EMPTY SUIT MAN” #EmptyVesselTrojanHorse

“EMPTY SUIT MAN” #EmptyVesselTrojanHorse

(music by ZZ Top)

Intro REVEREND GIBBONS🎸 Riff…

Yeaaah…

‘The SQUAD’🤮😫💩🤬

(O’MAR’):

Clean slate..

(dismantle America)

New rules..

(sharia law)

& he don’t know what we are gonna do😏…

(AhOleC):

Law suits..

(against corporations)

Deny.. (it dies)

(fossil fuel production)

I don’t need a reason why😠…

They come runnin’ just as fast as they can,

‘Cause ev’ry Rad👺crazy ‘bout this Empty Suit Man😴👍…

(ANARCHIST LOOTERS):

Gold watch..

Diamond ring..

We ain’t leavin’ not a single thing😉…

(everything free at jewelry stores with a brick)👍

Precincts..

(police abandoned)

We’re in..

(occupied autonomous zones)

When we step out (DeBlasio sanctioned protests),

We’re gonna do ‘law & order’ in😳…

They come runnin’ just as fast as they can,

‘Cause ev’ry Rad👺crazy ‘bout this Empty Suit Man😴👍…

BILLY🎸

(BERNIE The ‘Cellar Dweller’ Puppet Master):

Stop growth..

(demonize wealth creation)

Top tax.. (ha ha)

(confiscate, redistribute)

& I don’t worry ‘cause 1% wallet’s fat🤑…

Back ways..

Unite love..

(let Joe plagiarize my marxist plan)😘

Lookin’ sharp, lookin’ for more gov😉…

They come runnin’ just as fast as they can,

‘Cause ev’ry Rad👺crazy ‘bout this Empty Suit Man😴👍…

“I’M FREE!”✌🏼

“I’M FREE!”✌🏼

(music by The Who)

I’m Free!..

I’m Free!..

& freedom, fate, my reality👍😉

(not the phony corrupt Mueller show)😝

I’m Free!..

I’m Free!..

No more waiting, for Trump, to pardon (commute) me👍😉

“NAMES” #CancelWokeFascistCulture

“NAMES” #CancelWokeFascistCulture

(music by Goo Goo Dolls)

Intro 🎸 riff…

And even though this moment ‘cancel culture’ kooks cry😩🤪,

We still can’t (never) give ‘em their way💪😠…

‘Cause all the dreams (AMERICAN) we never thought we’d lose,

They’d toss to get their way😫👎…

& statues that they never want to stand,

Get tossed & thrown away…

(into river, Pelosi – “oh well, people will do what they do”)🤪

& now they’re grown up ‘woke’ orphans🤤,

That never knew our ‘Founders’ names… (indoctrinated instead of educated)😞

They don’t know nothing ‘bout no one (except Leftist radicals)🤪

That’s a shame😞…

& we still drive, the ‘General Lee’…

Bo & Luke forever wild…

& I won’t let no one change ‘Skins’ name…

(‘Hail to the Redskins’)👍

& we won’t change our names😉

“Hail to the Redskins!.. Hail victory!.. Braves on the warpath!.. Fight for old D.C.!”

“LOOK AT LITTLE SISTERS”😇

“LOOK AT LITTLE SISTERS”😇

(music by Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

Intro STEVIE🎸

Hey hey hey hey hey Obama..

Look at the Little Sisters..

Out from under your birth control..

Prayin’ like this🙏🏻

Hey hey hey hey hey…

Look at the Little Sisters..

Hey hey hey hey hey…

Good for the Little Sisters👍

“HELP!”

“HELP!”

(music by The Beatles)

(Mayor Lightfoot a lightweight on law & order)Emoji

(DEM MAYORS):

Help!…

I tried to please somebody (not law abiding citizens)😖

Help!…

Not just anybody (the anarchists)👺👍

Help!…

& now I need someone (President Trump)😉

Heeeeelp!….😫

I never needed (or wanted) anybody’s help in any way (I’m a know-it-all Lib Dem)🤤

But now these days are gone, I’m not so self-assured (aka self-righteous hypocritical schmuck)🤤

Now I find, thugs (‘peaceful protesters’) commit more crime👹

After I opened up (‘anarchy zone’) the door😳 (no shit Sherlock)🙄

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):

Help you, yes I can, you’re falling down (ruining our great cities!)😠

& you best appreciate, police bein’ ‘round (increase funding!)🤑

Help you, get your streets back (LAW & ORDER)💪 and abandoned ground (police precincts & city blocks)

Just say please.. please😲

HELP ME😘…

(“just say pretty please with sugar on top”)

“COUNTRY – 4th of July, Mount Rushmore”

“COUNTRY – 4th of July, Mount Rushmore”

(music by Bruce ‘Snowflake’ Springsteen & the E Street Band)

(PRESIDENT PATRIOT😉):

Country, the fireworks are hailin’, over Mt. Rushmore tonight🎆…

Forcin’ our light (American Exceptionalism), into all those dumbass faces (anti-American marxist cupcakes)😫, left disbanded (from CHOP sewer) on this 4th of July👍👍…

Down in DC town the Congress’s full, of anarchist lovers🥰 so crass, so whiny, so not sharp😞…

As the mayors (Dem run cities) lay, down let looters have their way, on the sidewalks, way past dark👺…

& the RINO’s from the swampino, dance with their hearts open, to Liberal Looneys🤪 to love ‘em more😘…

Chasin’ round that, silly New York girl (AhOleC)🤮… (& her 💩Show Squad)…..

COUNTRY!…

Our (Red White & Blue) aurora is flyin’ behind us👍…

Our pure might…

(PEACE THRU STENGTH)💪

Our Capitalist life…

(Free Market opportunity, wealth creation)👍

For everyone!👍👍…

(LIBERTY & JUSTICE FOR ALL!)

Love Lady Liberty’s🗽foresight…

& we’ll, Make America Great Again😉…

Ooh, Country (your example Rocks the world!)….

Now Antifa💩, they trash our streets,

& get busted, for creepin’ on our monuments and Rights👊🏻😠…

Just destroy is their gripe to heal, ah Country, their spin is so trite😝…

And Sleepy Joe😴, he never gets tired of hangin’ in his dingy basement, bangin’ ‘em out like a gaffe machine😜…

Droolin’ media hacks slow pitchin’ questions at press talk😉…

Where they all promise, not to be too mean😘…

& you know them tilt-a-polls, got me down with their skewed Dem drag🤥👎…

They “report” on it ev’ry night, & these hacks got caught (see 2016)😂🤣…

& that Joey🤪 kept on slippin’,

I didn’t think he’d, ever come up! (to debate)🤤….

Oh, COUNTRY!…

Our (Red White & Blue) aurora is risin’ behind us👍…

Our pure might…

Our Capitalist life…

On the water! (A RISING TIDE LIFTS ALL BOATS)…

Now nothin’ outta reach, or sight, with new boss’s order…

Well Obama ain’t our boss no more, Country! (neither is Quid Pro Joe)🤑

Hey Country, the businesses, haven’t lost their desire for us…

I spoke bout’ ‘em just last night, and I said they set record job growth, like wild fire (June 4.8 million!), for us many more!👍

Every quarter, before the ChinaVirus got hot, they rise that growth (tax & regs) up to heaven😉 all these companies, they come back (magic wand found!) now don’t go (MADE IN USA)👍…

& you can see ‘em (trade deals) made so we star (America 1st)🤩, with all the deep deficit scars…

Stopped (tariffs), makin’ FAIR with our partners (USMCA)👍 or out of them we will go! (bye bye China)😉

Well, the cops finally busted, Antifa sleeze (monument vandals & church Feel The Berners😡), for yellin’ (& assaulting & killing) at citizens better than Cuomo & Dem mayors/govs do🥺 (Dem policies & nursing homes)👎…

Their street-chalk strife & freaks are through😖👍…

You know, we’re gonna rock this July 4th scene like we always do!🎸….

Oh! COUNTRY!…

Our (Red White & Blue) aurora is wavin’ behind us…

Our pure might (LAW, ORDER & JUSTICE)…

Our Capitalist life (exceptional standard of living)…

Forever! (WE WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST NATION!)

Love (& cherish) Lady Liberty tonight🗽🥰

& she’ll promise, to love you forever, swear! (GIVE ME YOUR HUDDLED & LEGAL MASSES!)

Ooohh!… COUNTRY! we’re the standard for the world!.. how about it!EmojiEmoji

“SHOUT IT OUT LOUD” #TheCognitiveDissident🤤

“SHOUT IT OUT LOUD” #TheCognitiveDissident🤤

(music by KISS)

Sleepy Joe presser💤💤💤

(not exactly Loud-n-Proud))

ACE🎸

Well, the race has begun, and you want some sun😎 (cellar-dweller)

Do you think you’re gonna nail it (think you gonna nail it)👎🤣

They got to treat yourself, like #1 (teeball questions in advance, fake polls),

Do you need to be reminded (why you’re there🤔what you’re doing🤔what to say🤔 script/prompter THERE TO BE REMINDED)🤤👍

It doesn’t matter what you do or say🤪 (no one takes you seriously anyway),

Or forget the things that you’ve been told (“you don’t have to do this, Joe”)…

AOC (Far Left Rad agenda) can’t do it any other way🙃

(newsflash Sleepy: you’re their Trojan horse)😑

Every bozo’s got to mail-in vote!….

Whoa..ooo…

Shout it!🙁

Shout it!🤤

Shout it out loud!…

(You finally had a presser)💤💤💤

Shout it!😑

Shout it!🥺

Shout it out loud!…

(You finally held a presser)💤💤💤

(HIDIN’ BIDEN)

“CIVIL WAR” #AmericanismVSRegressivism

“CIVIL WAR” #AmericanismVSRegressivism

(music by Guns N’ Roses)

(‘LAW & ORDER’ PRESIDENT):
“what we’ve got here is failure to cooperate, some dopes you just can’t reach, so you get what we’ve had here for weeks (years, decades), which is the way they want it, well, they get it!”EmojiEmoji

‘REGRESSIVE’ WAR MACHINE:

Hate, Hypocrisy, Bias, Control…

INTRO ACOUSTIC GUITAR…

Look at these scum Dems slighting…

Look at Lib women denying…

Look at these scum Dems dividing…

THE WAY THEY’VE ALWAYS DONE BEFORE☠️…

Look at the hate Anarchists breeding…

Look at the fear Regressives feeding…

Look at the lies Left seeding

THE WAY THEY’VE ALWAYS DONE BEFORE☠️…

Our hands, try to tie!…

The billions drift to guide & bind🤑

& this war goes on with Fake-News (PMSNBC/CNN) brainwashed minds🤤

For our love of God😇 & our human rights (ALL Lives Matter!)

& all our traditions, they’d like swept aside😱

Back-stabbin’ hands, crime can’t deny…

& try wash away (Trump) campaign genocide (Obamagate political & criminal targeting abuse of power, Russia hoax witch-hunt)

& history won’t hide reasons why for our Civil War!…

SLASH GUITAR

Did you swear to back that band (of anarchists),

When they got the land (in Seattle from the mayor),

Who said, fleece (CHAZ/CHOP) should last forever👎

& with their “insurance policy”,

They shot (targeted Deep State coup) his presidency,

Now play dumb (Obama/Biden), as we learn & see (‘Obamagate’)😠

& we never fell for Bernie’s (Democratic-Socialism) scam🤤

(FEEL DA BERN😡 numbnuts!)🤣

‘T’ built The Wall👍

on border to enforce/protect for/us all (we want LEGAL immigration/we don’t want filthy drugs)

& we can’t trust our freedoms,

When it’s in the Left’s hands (see Dem run Sanctuary cities)😝

When all every (Anarchist/Occupy) maggot’s fightin’ for their “promised land” (CHAZ/CHOP)🤮💩…

STAND!💪😠

We won’t cede this civil war!👊🏻😠…

They bleed the rich (demonize wealth creation), while they bury the poor (dependence & fear)😣🤫

These power hungry sellin’ (hate, racism, hypocrisy, entitlement) socialists, in their,

Human controlling store..

(THAT’S THEIR MESS)🤢

We don’t cede this civil war!👊🏻😠…

Ow.. oh no! no! no! no! no!💪

GUITAR

Look at the shoes they’re filling (Law Enforcement with social workers)🤪

Look at blood they’re spilling (kids killed in Chicago & CHOP)…

Look at the world that’s killing (ChinaVirus, W.H.O., Cuomo forcing seniors into infected nursing homes)😠

THE WAY THEY’VE ALWAYS DONE BEFORE☠️…

Look with no doubt they’re hollow (done nothing for decades in inner cities with crime & economic opportunity)👎👎

Look at the “leaders” they follow (O’Biden, Pelosi, Schumer)😢

Look at the lies they’ve swallowed (Russia Hoax, Obamagate etc)…

& TRUMP WON’T LET US TAKE NO MORE!EmojiEmoji

Our hands untied!👍 dereg, tax cuts, military rebuild, energy independence etc)😉

For all we’ve seen (Trump record growth in spite of extreme Dem targeting, hypocrisy & corruption), he unchained the (Obama) binds…

But still this war goes on as first term goes by,
Left’s no love for God (heritage, law & order etc) all that’s right..

But American Dream won’t be swept aside,
By filthy hands of the hypnotized (marxist sheeple)🤤

Who carry the cross of our nation’s suicide..

But history bears the scars (& BIG LEAGUE WINS)👍 in our civil war….

We don’t cede this civil war!👊🏻😠…
They bleed the rich, while they bury the poor…
These power hungry sellin’ Socialists, in their,
Human controlling store😝
(THAT’S THEIR MESS)🤮
We won’t cede this civil war!
No👊🏻no👊🏻no👊🏻no👊🏻no👊🏻😉…

(Repeat Chorus)

“What’s so civil ‘bout Dems (aka Anarchists) anyway🤔👎👎

“CAN’T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN ”💪😉🇺🇸

“CAN’T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN”💪😉

(music by Joe Walsh)

(Try as they might, they can’t keep the MAGA Man down)👍

(AFTER ANOTHER HARD DAY’S WORK FOR AMERICA)

WALSH🎸

Well a good man’s gettin’ hard to find these days, but there’s still a few around.. 45👍

This whole world looks up (respects) to a good man (strong leader),

It’s hard to keep him down.. (just ask all those numbnut witch-hunters)🤣

So if you’re going out looking for the good, good times (record economy, security, employment etc)..

After Obama & Dems all turned out to be clowns👎🤡

Focus your attention, don’t forget to mention,

No don’t forget to mention that this boy just loves it when the fakers dish it out👊🏻😠 (Mike Tyson type counterpuncher)😵

Easy with these bums around🤤 (drooling Dems & their media mouths)🤮

& their witch-hunt ploys keep them busy for awhile, until this good man wins abound!👍 (& WE’RE NOT TIRED OF WINNING)😉

Well, y’all can yell & scream (TDS)😩😤

Treat him mean😠

Beat (tweet) him up with words..

Throw barbs in his face, you rave🤪..

Do this, (bow down & apologize) do that what Obama did😣

That’s where it’s at, anything so China/Iran gets their way😉

He don’t change his mood, America 1st! attitude👍 takes ‘Do Nothing Dems’ to the cleaners😠

Just because they’re steaming💩😤

Just because they’re hot😫

Just because all their toys (media hacks) start talking when he tweets his voice (Loud&Proud!)😉

Their temper tantrums😤ends up with them on the ground😩

They don’t mean nothin’ to this Good Man..

It’s hard to keep a good man down, (he pounds ‘em) down👊🏻down👊🏻down👊🏻down👊🏻…

Well it’s hard to keep this Good Man down😉

Go to war (phony witch-hunts)🤪

Slam doors😠

Have a fit😤

Throw shit😫

Use every dirty trick you’ve found😒…

(standard Democ🐀 operating procedure)

IT DON’T DO NOTHING TO THIS GOOD MAN💪😉

Just because all the rino’s😥 start shaking disses fly (racist, fascist, homophobe, xenophobe etc)🤭

Pathetic as they crawl on the ground😖…

Well, it’s hard to keep this good,

Hard to keep this good man down…

Yes it’s hard to keep this good man down😉

(but please keep trying cupcakes, it’s quite informative & entertaining!)😂🤣

“PROP HIM UP” #&Don’tAskHimAbout:

“PROP HIM UP” #&Don’tAskHimAbout:

(music by KISS)

Prop him up🤤, and don’t ask him🤫 about: his pandemic response, race relations record, foreign policy, Ukraine, Burisma, China, Logan Act😳

ACE🎸….

Yeah! yeah!…

(BACROCK HUSSEIN OBAMAGATE😒 to his corrupt media):

Don’t want to wait (mail-in vote today!) ‘til they (voters) know him better (putrid 40 plus yr political record)🤮…

His team’s just glad, no campaign-trail time together😁 (the honking geese are ok with the basement gaffes)🦆👍

All his life such a creep, all those times he tried to taste it (sniffed women’s hair)😛😘

There ain’t a reason on earth, my endorsement wasted😒

(“Joe, you don’t have to do this”)😴

It’s such a crime🤫 Hunter good to himself!🤑

Prop him up!🤤

Prop him up!🤤

Don’t!.. press!.. Joe!🤐

(He’s so gaffe prone now)🥴

Wake him up!😴

Wake him up!😴

Slee!…py!… Joe!💤💤💤
oo yeaah

Cover up!🤫

Cover up!🤫

Quid!… Pro!… Joe!🤑…

(“fire that prosecutor! come on! come on!)😠

Prop him up!🤤

Prop him up!🤤

(what state is he in?)🤔

He!… don’t!… know!😧…

He’d rather wait for an invitation (to come up out of the basement)🥺…

He’s gotta live like he’s on stay-cation (hunkered down)🤗

There’s something deep (stupidity)🤤 you can’t fix with money…

(fuck it up! he’ll fuck it up!)😠

“120 million have already died from covid”😵

“you ain’t Black!”🤤

Keep in deep freeze🥶 best believe me honey…

It’d be a crime to let him speak for himself!😱

Prop him up!🤤

Prop him up!🤤

Don’t!… press!… Joe!🤐…

(he thinks Jill’s his sister now)🥰

Set Flynn up!😒

Set Flynn up!😒

Strzok!… note!… shows!😉… oo yeaah

Felt her up!😘

Felt her up!😛

Ta!…ra!… groped!🤗😱

(c’mon👅 c’mon💋)

Prop him up!🤤

Prop him up!🤤

(what state is he in?)🤔

He!… don’t!… know!😧…

C’mon! (let’s go home Joe)…

He’s not alright now…Emoji

He’s never right now…Emoji

Ooo yeah.. ooo yeah…

Yeah yeah!…

Oooooo!…..Emoji

“GOOD NIGHT BRO”Emoji

“DESTROY! DEM CITIES” #TopDemLibRunCesspools💩🤮

“DESTROY! DEM CITIES” #TopDemLibRunCesspools💩🤮
(music by KISS)

ACEEmoji…..

Democ🐀 governed for decades:
CHICAGO – SEATTLE – NEW YORK – DETROIT – BALTIMORE – LOS ANGELES – PORTLAND – ST. LOUIS – CAMDEN – KANSAS CITY – OAKLAND – SAN FRANCISCO – CLEVELAND – MILWAUKEE – WASHINGTON DC – BOSTON – MINNEAPOLIS – DENVER – PHILADELPHIA – NEW ORLEANS – ATLANTA…..

(MINNEAPOLIS MAYOR MILLENNIAL):

I feel uptight (& unhinged)😤😫 on a Saturday night…

Nine o’clock, police precinct on fire the only light🔥

I praise this throng, and me out they threw😱

Anarchy strong, Antifa tells me what I got to do…

I got to,

Give up! (hide under my desk & blame Trump)

Everybody’s gonna trash the streets😠👍

Stand-down! (direct police to)

Everybody’s gonna in ‘autonomous/anarchist zones’ meet🤤👍

Ya gotta lose your mind😫😠😤 and destroy! Dem Cities (vandalize, loot, burn, tear down monuments, occupy blocks, assault, murder)…

Give up😞 (repeat)…

Stand-down😣 (repeat)…

(NEW YORK MAYOR DOUBLE-DOUCHE):

Reactin’ late, thought we could wait (me & Andy left subway, schools & nursing homes wide open)😵

Ten o’clock, and I know I gotta clear the roads (stay indoors off the streets unless you are rioting & looting, or are my daughter)😉

First I blink (did nothing), then I stoke (fear & uncertainty)🤤

TV star 🤩, & try to put on day-time (presser) shows (like Andrew)🤤

Give up!

Every cop ain’t gonna walk their beat👍

Sit down!

Every student’s gonna stay in their seat😢….

(SEATTLE MAYOR LOVE-inFESTation):

Movin’ in fast (squatter occupiers)💩 doin’ CHAZ/CHOP jive🤪

Make cops leave, gotta give ‘em lots of space to grow (city core to garden & shoot people)

They look so good🤮 it’s so alive! (“street festival & summer of love”)😍💩🔥🥰

I praise my throng👺👍 displayin’ for all their Lib freakshow🤪

LET’S GO!🤗🎉

Give up! (your business & safety)

Every bozo’s gonna ‘Occupy’ our streets👍

I’m down!😉

With every anarchist I wanna meet-n-greet😘

ACE SpaceEmoji….

Gotta lose your snowflake minds & destroy, Capitol city🤯

(WASHINGTON DC MAYOR CHURH-BURN):

Twelve o’clock, time to ROCK! (deface & burn St. John’s, pull down some monuments etc)👍

There’s that Trump ahead, he likes holdin’ bible high…

Oh my God, it’s BHAZ’s turn👍

I got to laugh, ‘cause I know chaos gonna thrive..

Why?🤔

Give up!

Every budgets gonna Defund Police👍

Tear down! (all monuments)

Mess up!👺

Every monuments gonna hit the street👍

Burn down!🔥 (America)

“BLACK HOUSE”

“BLACK HOUSE”

(music by Jimi Hendrix)

INTRO JIMI🎸

B.H.A.Z.

(Black House Anarchist Zone)🦹🏻‍♂️🦹🏼‍♀️

There’s a ‘Black House’ over yonder… (Anarchist Zone)💩

That’s where anarchists stay👺…

Lord, there’s a ‘Black House’ over yonder…

That’s where those maggots play…

That ain’t no home for all these crazies,

We’ll have them cleaned out in less than a one half day👍😉

Wait a minute somethin’s wrong…

Their ropes won’t topple (Jackson monument, heritage) his lore…

Wait a minute somethin’s wrong…

(send in the troops)👊🏻

Their ropes won’t topple (Jackson monument, heritage) his lore😉…

I got a strong strong feelin’, their anarchist zone, won’t be there no more!😉

(THIS AIN’T SEATTLE, LOWLIFES!)👊🏻😠

JIMIEmojiEmoji

“THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT” #GoodLittleBuddingFascists

“THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT” #GoodLittleBuddingFascists

(music by The Who)

(COMRADE AhOleC):

I don’t mind.. all the teens messin’ with his (BS MAGA) world🤪👍…

That’s fine.. I snow them all pretty well (America sucks! Socialism great)🤪👍…

‘Cause I know, this time we, must get online in this fight (grab up all his rally tix, maybe a twitter flash-mob)🤪👍…

Better tweet, I’m behind😉 fascist kids are alright!🤗…

The kids are alright!🤪👍…

Rally time.. they steal, we gotta get in his way🤪👍

‘TikTok’ slime🤮.. not go, just gotta take seats away🤪👍…

& I know, if I gloat, he’ll go out of his mind😠(“U just got ROCKED by teens!”)🤪…

Better tweet, I’m behind😉 fascist kids are alright!🤗…

The kids are alright!🤪👍…

(Little Junior Fascists)🤤🤤

We know if we don’t go, things would look not better for him (lots of empty seats)👩🏼‍🎤👨‍🎤😂

We had things planned, and our folks, let us mess with him (Dem Douche Steve Schmidt)🤪👍

These Snowflake kids are alright!🤪👍

(now we gotta teach ‘em ‘bout mail-in voter fraud!👍

Y’ALL MAKE ME SO PROUD!)🤪

“hey kiddos”,

“WHO DO YOU LOVE”🥰😴

“WHO DO YOU LOVE”EmojiEmoji
(music by George Thorogood & the Destroyers)

INTRO ‘LONESOME GEORGE’Emoji

(PRESIDENT TRUMP)😍

I built 407 miles of border wall..

I got a MAGA make for a second time..

(Make America Great Again, AGAIN!)😉👍👍

A rebuilt house (historic economy) on the USA side (1st!)👍

& it’s a made out of American worker pride💪😁

(SLEEPY JOE)😴💤💤

Got a basement bedroom, Jill on top (she lives on upper floors, or is that my sister??)🤔

& I a ‘zoom’ out of, really dull (interviews really boring & offensive – YOU AIN’T BLACK!)🤤

Come on to my little talk, sit here baby (inside the circles taped on gym floor)😂🤣

& tell me who do you love??😴

(PREZ T)🥰

Who do you love??😍

(DON SAWYER)🥰

Now around the nation I use American workers quick (historic employment all groups)👍👍

Take it easy Biden, know he gave China firm grip (manufacturing, trade etc)😴

Who do you love??🥰

Who do you love??💪😍

(QUID PRO JOE)😒

I got America’s tombstone at hand (40 plus yr resume),

& a graveyard for us in mind (Globalist Douchebag)🤤

I’m almost 80 and I act (& speak) like I’m dying🤤😖

Who do you love??😴💤💤

Yeah, who do you love🤤💤💤

(2020 Electorate):

Ah, You’ll see who we love!😍😉

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!😉

“STATE FURLOUGH BLUES” #BlueFlu

“STATE FURLOUGH BLUES” #BlueFlu
(music by The Allman Brothers Band)

‘Community Organized/Occupied Policing’👊🏻🤪

HAVE FUN WITH THAT, CUPCAKES!😂🤣

Intro🎸…

Woke up this mornnin’..

Had bad case of Blue Flu👮🏿‍♂️🤒..

Woke up this mornin’..

Had those ‘State Furlough Blues’ (derailing/no political support, defunding)😠

Well, I looked down the street at disorder (riot, looting, vandalism)👹, baby..

& business owners seemed to have them too!😵…

Well, my mayor cried & left me😢..

My gov’ner cried & left me😰..

‘CHOP’ ain’t good lookin’ baby🤮💩

Need someone strong of mind 💪😉👊🏻

I’m goin’ for “LAW & ORDER!”
Country, do you want to goEmoji

“I REMEMBER YOU!” #SoDoesCrookedHillary&AllHerFlakes🤯🤣

“I REMEMBER YOU” #SoDoesCrookedHillary&AllHerFlakes🤯🤣

(music by Skid Row)

JUNE 16, 2015

Image result for trump escalator

Remember yesterday…
Ridin’ down hand in hand🥰
M A G A letters how we’ll stand💪

Image result for trump escalator

I REMEMBER YOU!👍😉

(& Sleepy Joe will have a nightmare ride)😴😳🤣

“AUTONOMOUS (Anarchist) ZONE” #I’mOuttaHereMommy&Dad!🤤

“AUTONOMOUS (Anarchist) ZONE” #I’mOuttaHereMommy&Dad!🤤

(music by Golden Earring)

C.H.A.Z.

(Crazy Hallowed Asshole Zone)

“It’s really a special, peaceful safe-space”😂🤣

C.H.O.P

(Crazy Huddled Occupy Pukes)

“They’re really special Snowflakes”

Somewhere in his lowly parents basement bedroom there’s a sniveling TDS millenial starting to realize that anarchist mates have turned city blocks into home for him…

It’s 2 P.M. (the ‘woke’ just woke up)😴🤤

It’s 2 P.M. (it’s 2pm)

Parents ecstatic I’m gone (ecstatic I’m gone)😁😍

No sittin’ here watchin’ (Fake News CNN & PMSDNC)🤤

The fun🤡 let’s swarm (the fun, let’s swarm.. Mayor Jenny🤪says it’s like a ‘summer of love’ street festival)🥰🤬

Baby no cop protection, not tired of makin’ looney stances🤪….

Yeah, this new norm, thugs on the loose..👹

Sirens past perimeter edge..🚔

Wrapped up in stupid, all brain circuits are dead🤯

Will not vacate abode, my whole life lives in (occupies) a porta-potty frenzy💩 (dear mom, send toilet paper & slim jims)😩…

Woke🤤 I’m steppin’ into the Autonomous/AHole Zone👺…

Place is a funhouse🤡 feels right, always stoned😏…

My treason’s been approved under Loon (mayor)🤪 and (Leftie governor) star🤩…

Where can we all go (spread to state & nation), now that ain’t goin’ too far👍…

(Oh no no)😉

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Soon you (greedy, racist, White privileged Americans) will come to know🤔…

When our “protest” hits your home😳…

Soon you (greedy, racist, White privileged Americans) will come to know🤔…

When our “protest” hits your home😳…

I’m crawlin’ down a gutter, destination known (to the ‘no cop co-op)🤮

Come across a protestor (passed out in their own vomit), on an old Obama-phone📞…

Can’t get no connection (Trump cut service in the Ahole zone)😒

Can’t get through (we need supplies: weed, cookies, weed, twinkies, weed)😫

Where R U?? (George Soros)

Well Trump’s military might weighs heavy on their liberal marxist minds🤤🤤

National Guard (& police dogs)🐕 not far outside the barricade line😳

When the hitmen (Trump’s soldier stormtroopers) come…

They know damn well (like Crooked Hillary)😰😤😫

They have been defeated😱

(TRUMP WINS AGAIN, Snowflakes!)💪😉

& he squeals,

Woke🤤 I’m steppin’ into the Autonomous/Anarchist/AHole Zone👺…

Place is a funhouse🤡 (like a street festival!)🤪 feels right, always stoned😏…

My treason’s been approved under Loon (mayor)🤪 and (Leftie governor) star🤩…

Where can we all go (spread to state & nation), now that ain’t goin’ too far👍…

(Oh no no)😉

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Soon you will (greedy, racist, White privileged Americans) come to know🤔…

When our “protest” hits your home😳…

Soon you will (greedy, racist, White privileged Americans) come to know🤔…

When our “protest” hits your home😳…

When our “protest” hits your home😵…

(REPEAT)…

BRING IT, BITCHES!

“COPBUSTERS” #SeattleSnowflakeSloths❄️😩🤤

“COPBUSTERS” #SeattleSnowflakeSloths❄️😩🤤

(music by Ray Parker Jr.)

Copbusters!🤪

If there’s someone deranged (any Trump TDS hater)😤 in your neighborhood..

Who ya gonna call🤔

Copbusters?? (HELL NO!)😵

If there’s someone feared (violent criminal)😠

& it don’t look good😳

Who you gonna call🤔

Copbusters??😩🤤

I ain’t afraid of no flake👊🏻😂

I ain’t afraid if no sloth👊🏻🤣

If they’re trashin’ things (looting vandals)😒 blood runnin’ from brick to your head🤕

Who can you call🤔

Copbusters?? (HELL NO!)😵

A sex predator man😏 rapin’ women in their beds😳

Oh, who you gonna call🤔

Copbusters?? (THEY ARE THE PREDATORS!)👹

I ain’t afraid of no sloth👊🏻🤣

I ain’t afraid of no flakeEmojiEmoji

WHO U GONNA CALL??

 

“BACKIN’ BLACKS” #TrumpBacksAllColors🌈

“BACKIN’ BLACKS” #TrumpBacksAllColors🌈

(music by AC⚡️DC)

DONALD J. TRUMP – ‘AMERICA’S 1ST BLACK PRESIDENT’

ANGUS🎸

Backin’ Blacks!..

I bring jobs back! (record Black employment)👍😉

It’s been too long, time to shun Dem hacks👍

Yes I, let loose! from dependence noose!

That’s kept racism hangin’ around😣

I keep workin’ as their guy,

‘Cause it’s gettin’ their rise (Opportunity Zones)👍

Forget Dem purse! (welfare), surf this risin’ tide..

(a rising tide lifts all boats)⛵️

They got, new lives! (First Step Act)👍

Job highs!Emoji

Fundin’ ev’ry one of them (Black Colleges), & school-choice runnin’ wild!Emoji

‘Cause I back!👍…

Yes I back!💪…

Well I back!😉…

Yes I back!👍…

Well I, baaacck…. baaacck….

Well I’m backin’ Blacks!

Yes I’m BACKIN’ BLACKS!💪😉

“RE-IMAGINE” #ReimagineThisLeftieLoons🖕🏻

“RE-IMAGINE” #ReimagineThisLeftieLoonsEmoji
(music by John Lennon)

Intro Piano…

(REGRESSIVE LOONS):

Reimagine there’s no police…

It’s easy if you try…

No laws, to hold us…

Around us only (unanswered 911) cries😫

Reimagine all the sheeple, kneeling😖 as we raid👺…

(dEfUnD THe pOliCe!)🤪

Reimagine there’s no countries (America)👍

Keep rioting, it’ll come true…

No borders to kill & die for (defending & crossing)…

All drugs & sex trafficking through😉

Reimagine all the sheeple, living life to least (gutter SOL)🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

Pew…eeeww…. Emoji

You may say, I’m a schemer…

But I’m not the only dumb dumb🤤🤤

I hope someday, you’ll join us.. (throwing bricks)

& the world will burn as one🌎🔥👍

Reimagine no possessions (private business, property etc)…

I wonder if you Capitalists can🤑

No need for wealth (creation) or profit (except for us “elites”)😉

A brotherhood of scam😏

Reimagine all the sheeple, bearing (the brunt of hurt) in the world🌍😖👍

(dEfUnD tHe miLiTaRy!)🤪

Pew…eeeww…. Emoji

You may say, I’m a schemer…

But I’m not the only scum bum🤤🤤

I hope someday, you’ll join us.. (throwing bricks)

& the world will burn as one🌏🔥👍

(DEfUnD LiBeRtY!)🗽👍

“VOTE” (Her Out Of My Woods!)

“VOTE” (Her Out Of My Woods!)

(mask hand-stitched by Sleepy Joe Biden)Emoji
(campfire tuneage by GG Sasquatch)Emoji

“HER OUT OF MY WOODS!”

“MY KINDA GOV’NERS” (& Mayors)👍 # WhatStayIndoors?WhatSocialDistance?

“MY KINDA GOV’NERS” (& Mayors)👍 #WhatStayIndoors?WhatSocialDistance?

(music by Billy Squier)

INTRO Billy🎸.. .. ..

(ANARCHISTS):

You left me runnin’ (lootin’ & pollutin’)👹🔥baby..

You let me do somethin’ (terrorize & destroy)👺🧨way beyond a curfew…

You let the tragic run free..

I deal the tragic when we, do what we do (my Antifa dirtbags riot / push anarchy)👍

& Bros (& comrade twisted sister Whitmer)…

I can’t loot (& pillage) without you for too long.. (Trump will identify & send military after us)😳

You allow this situation! (never let a good crisis go to waste)😉

You’re my kinda Gov’ners!…

My kinda Gov’ners!👍
My kinda Gov’ner….

My kinda Gov’ners!…
My kinda Gov’ners!…
My kinda Gov’nerEmoji….

You keep me all protected🥰

You let me out (of jail) whenever, I’m taken down (by those racist pigs cops & then Joe Biden staffers put up my bail)🤑

You got, the Leftist Liberal notion baby..

I got the anarchist motion (violent/criminal rioting) maybe, I’ll stick around😉..

& Bros (& Twisted Sister)…

I can never doubt you, your love strong (for radicalism),

I can’t see (no commonsense) or reason!🤪 (“that’s me, twisted sister Whitmer in the blue”)

Your my kinda Gov’ners!👍

My kinda Gov’ners!…

My kinda Gov’ner!….

My kinda Gov’ners!Emoji
My kinda Gov’ners!…
My kinda Gov’ner….

When I come ‘round you never let down,

Shattered glass flies across the floors (& streets)👍

You stop police from comin’ down on me,

& I can’t ask for more.. (dEfUnD & DiSbAnD them too!)🤪

Rock ‘em, sock ‘em👊🏻😵
Baby you got me, riotin’ to the end😤😫

Berate ‘em, shake ‘em😠

baby you praise me, turn me loose again!👍🤪….

You got, my motor racin’ (& running down / driving over cops)..

I find your thoughts (& policy) embracin’, my every destructive move😉..

We want to set civil society reelin’😱

We want to make them feel the, way that freedom loving Americans should👎😞 (on their knees apologizing)

& Bros (& comrade Twisted Whitmer)🤪…

We been thinkin’ ‘bout violent capitalist overthrow for so long👍..

It’s our time to do it! (never let crisis go to waste)😉

You’re my kinda Gov’ners!😆

My kinda Gov’ners!..

My kinda Gov’ner!….

My kinda Gov’ners!👍

My kinda Gov’ners!…
My kinda Gov’ner…. Emoji

My kinda Gov’ner!…
My kinda Gov’ner!…
My kinda Gov’ner’sEmojiEmoji

(REPEAT CHORUS thru vandalism, lootings, beatings and killings in the streets & the nursing homes)EmojiEmoji

“NOT VERY GOOD PEOPLE” #10-15%Deplorable

“NOT VERY GOOD PEOPLE” #10-15%Deplorable
(music by Sly & the Family Stone)

Most times not right🤤 50 years I been wrong (& damn proud of that record)😊

I don’t believe, I snore all night long (but Jill does & keeps me in basement)🛌😴💤💤

The Republican, the Conservative, the Trump supporter, (anyone in a red hat) all them..

Makes no difference, that’s the group they’re in😝

They! (10-15%)…..

Not very good people😣👎 yeah yeah..

(at least Creepy Joe is more numerically specific than the other Deplorable)

They! (Leftist race-baiters and Marxists)…..
Not very good peopleEmojiEmoji

“YOU NOT VERY GOOD!.. YOU AIN’T BLACK!”

“WALK OF LIFE”⛪️📖🚶🏻‍♂️

“WALK OF LIFE”⛪️📖🚶🏻‍♂️

(music by Dire Straits)

Intro Riff…

Here comes Donny slingin’ an oldie goldie📖🙏🏻😇

Be Law & Order, country what I say!..

Here comes Donny sayin’ I’m goin’ walkin’,

Out White House front door, to St. John’s to pray⛪️🙏🏻..

He take the action, he gets in motion🚶🏻‍♂️,

Well, the boy don’t play😠

Dedication💪 devotion👍

Spurnin’ all this night slime🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️, he walks his way😉

He rights the wrong, out & about to the sweet little chapel⛪️..

He rights the wrong, out & about in the strife..

& he do the walk…

He do the walk for right…

Yeah, he do the walk of life🚶🏻‍♂️🙏🏻

“WE SEE YOU”😵 #ThxForShowingYourVerminSelves🎯

“WE SEE YOU”😵 #ThxForShowingYourVerminSelves🎯

(music by The Who)

see our: ‘RUMBLIN’ MIGHT’💪😉

(to be deployed against enemies foreign & domestic)

WE….. SEE U….

you you… crush you….

WE….. SEE U….

you you… crush you….

They broke up all the Soho doorways,

All policemen, called vile names😫

They say, we will come to your home tonight,

& then bust you up, won’t walk away..

Now pound ‘em back to their underground (sewers),

& tear gas breeze blew back their lice-infested hair😫

They’ll remember (some won’t) flyin’ live ammo around,

No more (anarchy) preachin’, best not dare🤫 (actually please do)👊🏻😉

WE… SEE U👁

you (dirtbags) you.. crush you!😵

WE… SEE U👁

you you.. you through!😳

(IT’S SCOOBY-SNACK TIME)Emoji

“MY WAY” #CorruptAsHell

“MY WAY” #CorruptAsHell

(music by Paul Anka)

(BACROCK):

And now, the end is near…(Durham is putting a bow on it)🎁

& so I face, the final curtain😳 (pulled back on my admin of corruption)…

My friends (January 5th Oval Office Rats), Susan tried to clear (Inauguration Day cover our ass email)😒

She stated my case (“by the book!”), of which I’m guilty certain (‘OBAMAGATE’)😳

I’ve lived a life, that’s full (of Marxism)👍

I studied each, & every rule of radical way😉 (Saul Alinsky, Frank Marshall Davis, Bill Ayers, Rev Wright)

But more, much more than this…

I did it, My Way!… (Administration of scandal)😒

🤤

-Fast & Furious

-Eastern Europe missile shield dismantling

-Obamacare

-Shovel Ready jobs

-Cash for Clunkers

-Occupy Wall St

-Black Panther poll stalking

-Solyndra

-IRS Targeting

-Journalist spying

-Iraq cut & run

-Libya

-Arab Spring

-Benghazi

-Syria

-Broken Red Lines

-isis JV team

-Crimea
-Nobel Peace PrizeEmoji
-Uranium One

-Crooked Hillary private server classified email trafficking & cover up

-Bo Bergdahl

-Gitmo detainee releases

-Israel election meddling

-Paris climate scam

-Iran nuke giveaway & billions in cash

-Lost energy production

-Extreme trade deficits
-Crony Capitalism
-Open Borders, Illegal Aliens

-Drug cartel, ms13 invasion

-Sanctuary cities

-Russian bogus dossier

-Targeting of & spying on Trump campaign

-Illegal unmasking & press leaking

-Trump Tower wire tapping

-FISA abuse

-Flynn entrapment

-Mueller Witch Hunt Hoax
-OBAMAGATE

Yes, all the time!..

I’m sure you knew…

That I bit off!..

More than I could chew (NO SHIT SHERLOCK)🙄

But through it all!..

There was no doubt!..

‘Low Info’s’ ate it up (Hopey Change)🤤🤤

& spit American-Exceptionalism out🤮

I embraced (& stoked) it all!..

& I stood tall (taking selfies)🤩

& did it, MY WAY!😉

“TOTAL ECLIPSE” #AFreshStart🇺🇸👍

“TOTAL ECLIPSE” #AFreshStart👍

(music by Air Supply)

From Obama Legacy👎 thru Crooked Hillary👎 thru Obamagate👎thru Witch Hunt & Impeachment Hoaxes👎 thru Chinese Virus Pandemic👎… A TOTAL TRUMP ECLIPSE💪😉

Turned it around…😉

Every now and then we got a little hit by phonies,

& now we’re comin’ back ‘round👍

Turned it around…😉

Every now and then we got a little bit tired of listening to the sound of their tears😫😢😤(TDS)

Turned it around…😉

Every now and then Obama is a little bit nervous that his best shot at me over last three years has gone awry😳

Turned it around…😉

Every now and then they (Comey, Brennan, McCabe etc) get a little bit terrified when they see the look in Durham’s eyesEmojiEmoji

Turned it around, their lies…Emoji

Every now and then their schemes fall apartEmoji

Turned it around, their demise… (not mine)Emoji

Every now and then I take them apart… (KICK THEIR ASS)Emoji

And we need the truth tonight!…

And we need justice more than ever…

And if you all vote for me twice…

We’ll keep making America great forever!Emoji

And we’ll always keep making things right (MADE IN USA)

‘Cause we’ll never go wrong,

Together we can take it, and in the end thrive!Emoji

Our gov was like a swamp, spying on me all of the time… (ALL of the time!… pre & post election!)

I sure know what to do, and I’m always gonna bark (defend!)…

We were livin’ with a power grab (Obama ‘fundamental transformation’ of America), and going real dark😵

I really reset things right! (& I’LL DO IT AGAIN)Emoji

Forever’s gonna restart tonight (rebuild economy, law-order-justice, health care & safety etc)…

Forever’s gonna be our fight! (Liberty & Freedom)🗽

Once upon a time we were falling because of gov💔😢

But now we’re reinstalling our heart❤️😁

There’s so much I can do (and redo!)👍

A Total Eclipse (of these maladies), a fresh start😉

Once upon a time there were blights in our lives… (see above header)Emoji

But now there’s only love & a lot of heart❤️💪

So much we can do (American Exceptionalism)

A Total Eclipse, a fresh start!💪😉👍

“OBAMAGATE!”😳😉

“RETURN TO SENDER” #MailWithVoterID📬🗳

“RETURN TO SENDER” #MailWithVoterID📬🗳
(music by ELVIS)👑

Return To Sender…

Return To Sender…

(DEM VOTER):
I gave my ballots to the postman..
He put ‘em in his sack..
Bright & early next mornin’..
He brought my ballots back..

TRUMP WROTE UPON ‘EM:

Return To Sender!..
Citizenship unknown!..
No such persons!.. (no registrations, deceased, underage etc)
No such (voter) rolls🗳!..

We had a quarrel..
A process spat..
I send in early, but my ballots keep comin’ back!😒

(REQUIRED: MAIL IN PHOTO ID w/ BALLOT.. no mask or shades allowed!)EmojiEmojiEmoji

“BLUE-STATE BLUES”🤕 #PlayingPandemicPolitics

“BLUE-STATE BLUES”🤕 #PlayingPandemicPolitics

(music by The Doors)

(BLUE STATE INCOMPETENT GOVERNOR DICTATORS, who President Trump made look damn good😉):

A keep yourselves off the road, your hands washed dry skin will heal…🙌

A keep yourselves off the road (stay hunkered down), your hands washed🧼 (& constantly sanitized) dry skin will heal…🤝👎

Yeah, still lockin’ down the Blue States,

We’re gonna have some real..

Tough times (historic bankruptcy/out of business)…😳😉

(CNN Cuomo News Network Andrew & Fredo Show🤤🤤):

Yeah, back in our Blue State I put some (infected seniors most at risk) in nursing homes🤒🤧🤦🏻‍♂️…

Yeah, back in my Blue State I sent some to nursing homes🤒🤧🤦🏻‍♂️…

Put at risk all the people, who would have died real slow😵

(“older people, vulnerable people, are going to die from this virus.. that is going to happen, despite whatever you do”) he said that before he tried to blame Trump🤦🏻‍♂️

(COMRADE WHITMER):

Stay indoors!… behind doors…

Stay indoors!… behind doors…

Stay indoors!… behinds doors…

Stay indoors!😠…..

All summer long!🥵🤦🏻‍♂️

(GOV NUMBNUTS NEWSOM):

Do it! Andy, do it!

ROBBY KRIEGER🎸

(GOV’s):

Ya gotta mole, mole, mole🐭

Ya gotta dig deep holes, stay outta sight😒…

(JOE MOLE- The HUNKERED DOWN RACIST😷💤💤):

Mole, mole, mole, mole,

Still in my hole, til election night😴…

(Joe Mole Concession Speech):

“I gotta beep a gunk a chucha.. honk konk konk.. I gotta each you puna.. each ya bop a luba.. each yall bump a kechonk.. ease some konk.. ya ride”🤪…..

(North Carolina Gov- COOPEREmojiPOOPER):

RNC Chair-Lady…

RNC Chair-Lady…

Give up your (Convention) crowds…

Give up your crowds (Trump can be virtually nominated)🤤

Save my city (Charlotte)..
Savin’ my city..
(newsflash Gov Genius – you’ll lose millions in economic gains)
NOT HOW!Emoji

(Virginia GOV ‘Should’ve Been Aborted Post Birth’ NORTHAM):
Well, they woke up Sunday mornin’, church they got no where near…
Yeah, they woke up Sunday mornin’, and church they got nowhere near…Emoji
The future’s (mass) is uncertain, but on their cars tickets will be clearEmoji (no congregating in church parking lots while sitting in car!)

(COMRADE WHITMER):
Stay indoors!… behind doors…
Stay indoors!… behind doors…
Stay indoors!… behind doors…
Stay indoors!Emoji….. (except for my husband’s boat)Emoji
All summer long!Emoji

“YOU AIN’T BLACK” #’JoeGoesLow’2020👎

“YOU AIN’T BLACK” #’JoeGoesLow’2020👎

(music by AC⚡️DC)

Intro ANGUS🎸

You Ain’t Black!..

I’m a Race hack!..

I’ve been for so long, I’m bad got no tact🤤

Yes I, let loose.. (“if you don’t vote for me over Trump, you ain’t Black”)

No excuse..

That’s been me puttin’ ‘em down.. (so many condescending racial slurs)🤤

I keep lookin’ for a bye, while I pander & lie..

Forget my slurs, just know I’m your guy..

I say- Black lives..

Vote wise (for me or else “you ain’t Black”)😠

Abusin’ (& usin’) every one of them & runnin’ my mouth wild (verbalizing his true racist self)👎

‘Cause if you…
(“Black parents need help with how to raise their children.. they don’t know quite what to do.. make sure you have the record player on at night.. make sure that kids hear words”)🤤

Yes, if you…
(“poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids”)🤤

Well, if you…
(“he’ll put ya’all back in chains”)🤤

Yes, if you…
(“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy.. I mean, that’s a storybook, man”)🤤

Well if, yooouu… yooouu…
(“if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump”)..

Well then,
YOU AIN’T BLACK!…

Yes then,

YOU! AIN’T! BLACK!🤤

ALL Americans of every race, creed and color, VOTE NO JOE 2020Emoji

“INAUGURATION DAY #’CMA’CoverMyAssSuzyQ

“INAUGURATION DAY” #’CMA’CoverMyAssSuzyQ

(music by Bruce ‘Snowflake’ Springsteen & the E Street Band)

JANUARY 20, 2017-

(‘BUGGIN’ BARRY’👀 to Benghazi-Video-Babe Susan Rice):

Well Susan go online now, it’s gettin’ late.. (they’re swearing him in!)😠

Everything we say, document everything now.. (CMA memo to self “BY THE BOOK!” aaahh.. a bunch of times)

I’ll be leavin’ in the mornin’, from “Obamagate”..

We wouldn’t change this thing (“insurance policy”) even if we could somehow.. (Comey pushing ‘not by the book’ to a Special Counsel)😉

‘Cause the darkness (corruption) of this house (WH past 8 yrs), we got the best for us.. (Moochelle wants to return to in 2024),

There’s a darkness, in this swamp that got us through.. (DemocRat & Fake News Media)

But Flynn can’t touch me now, (fired)👍

& Sessions can’t touch me now, (recused)👍

Trump ain’t gonna do to me, what I’ve watched them (Brennan, Clapper, Comey, McCabe, Ohr, Yates, Powers, Strzok & Page😘😘) do to his crew.. (Carter Page, Papadopoulos, Trump family etc)

So say (email memorialize) good lies, it’s Inauguration Day…

It’s his Inauguration Day😣

Special Counsel down the line😁…

Just say (email to self) good lies, it’s Inauguration Day..

It’s his Inauguration Day, ‘slime time’😉 (this incoming crew)…

Now we all know, what it always was with us..

He tweets his words (“Obama tapped my wires!”), & yeah I bugged his lines👀..

There was just no way this White House, could hold the two of us (no way smooth supportive transition of power),

I guess that we were just, too much of a different kind (Socialist vs Capitalist)…

Well say good lies (in the ‘CMA’ email) on Inauguration Day..

His Inauguration Day, all ploys must flush him away…

(Impeach 45! Impeach 45!)

So say good lies, it’s Inauguration Day…

This man must not have his way, (‘Resist!’) on Inauguration Day… (email self 15 minutes after sworn in)😏

‘Slick Willie’ WITCH-HUNT SAX…

JANUARY 20, 2021-

(BUGGED OUT BARRY😳):

Now the basement bedroom isn’t empty, down at Sleepy’s joint (Creepy Joe still hunkered down)😴💤💤

& the info-highway (his zoom blooper sessions) is deserted, WiFi down, no talking points🤤 (except for honking geese in the background)🦆🤦🏻‍♂️

There’s a lot of swamp people leavin’ DC town now,

Leavin’ their lobbyin’ friends & their upscale suburb homes.. (Dems voted out)

At night they walk their former district highways, all alone😞… (shamed & shunned by constituents)

Well Susan, what you wrote is read now (unclassified), it’s sealin’ my fate😖

Nothin’ we can say (more lame excuses & lies) can change anything now (our blatant abuse of power)..

Because there’s just different people comin’ down here now (Republican majorities), and they see things in different ways (Pro-America)..

& soon everything we’ve sewn (legacy of Statism) will just be swept away (100%)😫

So say goodbye, it’s his 2nd Inauguration Day..

Susan now you know the things I wanted, that you emailed to self that day (& sounded so phony)🤤

But now we best say goodbye, it’s his 2nd Inauguration Day😫…

I swear I never thought, things would turn out this way😖 (our targeting corruption & power abuse fully exposed & documented!)😣

‘OBAMAGATE’ “BY THE BOOK”😂🤣

“OBAMAGATE U.S.🇺🇸/RUSSIA🇷🇺TOUR 2020” #ObamaLiedTrumpThrived

“OBAMAGATE U.S./RUSSIA TOUR 2020” #ObamaLiedTrumpThrived

(music by varied artists, lyrics/investigations by American Patriots)😉👍

Deep-State-Creeps Strzok & Page: “THE WHITE HOUSE IS RUNNING THIS.. POTUS WANTS TO KNOW EVERYTHING WE’RE DOING”

🎙MC – PRESIDENT TRUMP: “He got caught, OBAMAGATE!.. OBAMAGATE makes Watergate look small time!”👊🏻😠

🎸INTRO “Why-Trump-Was-The-Target” TUNE:

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK (We Salute You!) #InaugurationProclamation:LetTheWinningBegin!

🎸SET 1:

IRONIC
BAROCK SPIES #UpdateTheSurveillanceSpreadsheet!
867-BO-BUGGED-MY-LINE / BARRY
LEAKER & HIS PACK
LAME JAMES – DOM Director (Diarrhea-Of-Mouth)
MUELLER NEEDS TO KNOW #WitchHuntPerjuryTrapQuestions
WITCH HUNT #NowWhoAreTheFascists?
ANOTHER TRICK, TIL’ TRUMP FALLS #AnotherPrickGoin’Small

🎸SET 2:

COUP ARE YOU #WitchHuntersBurnEachOther
WE MAKE O’s SCHEMES #’O’IsSteamed
BAD COMEY #LoveHateRelationshipAddict
WHEN WE WERE ALONE NOW #IWasSoScared&Uncomfortable!
TURN THE PAGE – on the Obama orchestrated ‘Destroy Trump Campaign’
IN THE MEMO #NowWeKnow’WhatHappened’
LET IT LEAK #LockThemUp!
I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR #ButIt’sOnlyBeen18Months

“SPYGATE”👀 INTERMISSION…

🎸SET 3:

SPYGATE #ObamaDeepStateDelinquency
DON’T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME #AttentionSeekingCheapShotDirtyCopPerjuryMemoBookTour
SQUEEZE PLOT #WitchHuntHailMary
NO REASON FOR THE WITCH HUNT
LET IT BE #ComeyMemos&StickyNotesToSelf
FAITH #InMuellerWeTrust
OUR BACK PAGES

🎸SET 4:

DIRTY DEEDS #DeepStateCreeps
CRUMBLIN’ DOWN #DirtyDemsHouseOfCards
TRUMPIN’ THAT TRASH #CrossfireBoomerang
STILL NO REASON FOR THE WITCH HUNT #IfAtFirstYouDon’tSucceedTryTryAgain
DON’T CRY OUT LOUD #CollusionDelusionBlues
NERVOUS BREAKDOWN #’O’Exposed
WE AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN YET #SoMuchScandalSoLittleInvestigation
NO SLEEP ‘TIL MOSCOW #TargetIndividual1

🎸“Lock Him Up!” ENCORE:

DESPERADO #CollusionDelusion
THE WRECK OF THE RUSSIAN FIASCO #&TurnsOutTrump’sFavoriteSaladDressingIsn’tEvenRussian
I LOVE THIS BARR #’WitchHunt’Hunter
TIME FOR ME TO FLY #FlynnFliesObamaFries

*”Yes We Scan” BONUS ENCORE:

INAUGURATION DAY #’CMA’CoverMyAssSuzyQ

“WE MAKE O’s SCHEMES”😍 #’O’IsSteamed😤

“WE MAKE O’s SCHEMES” #’O’IsSteamedEmoji

(music by Hall & Oates)

ODE to sexting lovebirds Strzok & Page😘

(LISA Snowflake-Trump-Hater PAGE):Emoji

What I want (Trump gone!), you’ve got (“insurance policy”)..

& it won’t be hard, we’ll handle😉..

We like to shame (dossier) and turn this scandal..

The scandal feeds the shame (peeing hookers etc)😍…

yeah yeahEmoji

(PETER Cupcake-Trump-Hater STRZOK):😫

What I’ve got’s, full crock of thoughts (smelly WalMart shoppers)😝
and schemes to scatter..

Andy (McCabe) pulled them all together (“insurance policy”),

& now I can explain (“the White House is running this, POTUS wants to know everything we’re doing”)👍👍

Oh yeah, well with you…

We make a O’s schemes come true😍

Ooo.. oo,, you you.. oo.. oo.. you youEmoji

Well well with you… oh yeah..

We make a O’s schemes come true👍😉..

Ooo.. oo.. you you.. well yeah.. oo.. ooEmoji

BACROCK Trump-Stalker OBAMA):😠

On ‘The Right’ now my, schemes become headline streamer..😳

Now they’re messin’, Deep State cleaners..

I can’t laugh, I am the face😖

Twist & shout (lame blame game), no way out😱

I wrapped your love-sick selves around me,

‘Cause this ain’t the way it was to be! (you idiots shouldn’t have texted about my overthrow plot!)😠
& my legacy’ll never be the same!😰 oh yeah

Well, ‘cause of you!😤

You make a my schemes fall through👎

Ooo.. oo.. you two.. oo.. oo.. Emoji

Well, well you two Dumbshits!.. ooh ooh😒

You make a my schemes fall through😠

Ooo.. oo.. you you..

whoa yeah.. Emoji

LISTEN TO THIS:

“KISS MY ASS💋YOU DEEP STATE HUMAN SCUM!”😠

“NERVOUS BREAKDOWN” #’O’Exposed😱

“NERVOUS BREAKDOWN” #’O’Exposed😱

(music Led Zeppelin)

INTRO JIMMYEmoji…..

(NERVOUS ‘O’):

Hey!… Durham, stop what you’re doin’!…

Hey!… Barr, you’ll drive me to ruin😖…

I don’t want people to know what I did about you..(criminally targeted a duly elected president to remove from office)🤫

‘Cause it sure was a lot!😳(massive abuse of power)

Won’t you let me scold you (spin narrative to blame of investigation)😤

Let me field my lovin’ charms (cue my sycophant media mites to defend my honor)🥰🤤

Communication (Fake News cover up narrative) breakdown😝

It’s always shift blame🤥..

I’m havin’ a nervous breakdown!😱

My legacy (& freedom) down the drain!….👍😉

LOCK HIM & his ‘Unknown Teleprompter’ UP!

“TIME FOR ME TO FLY” #FlynnFliesObamaFries👍👍

“TIME FOR ME TO FLY” #FlynnFliesObamaFries👍👍

(music by REO Speedwagon)

(HERO GENERAL FLYNN):

I’ve been around, paid dues (3-Star)

I got taken down by ruse..

But I just, got some righteous relief👍

I swallowed my pride, for you (my son was threatened with prosecution)..

Lived (Trump campaign advocate), and lied (not really), got screwed😒

But Strzok still made me feel like a thief (Comey pushed bogus prosecution)…

They had me reelin’, put me away (bankruptcy, prison)..

‘Cause I’d blow them all in (as NSA)..

Stealin’ these years away (& reputation),

& I can’t relive ‘em (restore)😞

Now I get last laugh😂..

& truth’ll make them cry😩..

I believe it’s time for me to fly🦅👍😉….

(BACROCK ‘Abuse My Power To Save My Legacy From Trump’ HUSSEIN OBAMA):

I said we’d get/throw him out (JANUARY 5, 2017 Oval Office meeting to overthrow a duly elected president, aka TREASON)..

Comey said that he had no doubt..

With Deep State we were abusin’ gov..

Oh, and I wired (spied) their goin’ ons,

Had a legacy (to protect), I know would be gone (Paris climate, open border sanctuary, Iran nuke)👎

I do believe that I had reason enough (to perpetrate that biggest criminal political scandal in history!)😳

I had enough of the falseness,

Of his worn out MAGA elation😠

Enough of the fallacy,

That we’re an “exceptional” nation😒..

Oh I made Page & Strzok laugh (& sext)😍..

& with Brennan & Clapper spied👀..

I believe it’s time for me to lie!👍….

(PREZ T):

Time for Flynn to fly!🦅…

Truth and fight set the General freeEmoji

Time for Flynn to fly!…

That’s justice and got to be👍

I know it hurts Deep State bad guysEmojiEmoji

But it’s time for Flynn to fly..

Fly!….

Oooo….

Barry…..

Well don’t ya know it’s time for Obama to fry!..
Justice won’t let his ass be..
Time for Obama to fry!..
Oh, Barry,
That’s damn sure how it will be!Emoji

‘O’, I know it hurts his play to pry (me out of office),
But it’s time for Obama to fry!….

It’s time for Bacrock to fry…

Lie.. lie.. dirty guy…

It’s time for Obama to fry…

TIME FOR ‘O’ TO FRYEmojiEmoji

“AIN’T HE A SHAME” #TheSchiffHitsTheFan💩😳

“AIN’T HE A SHAME” #TheSchiffHitsTheFan💩😳

(music by Fats Domino)

‘DOC-DUMP’

You made, up lies..🤥

When you said, Trump spied!

Ain’t he a shame…✏️😳

His smears were so lame🤤

You are a shame…

You’re the one to blame!😠

You stoked, tore apart (divided)..

When you said, we’ll part! (impeach prez)..

Ain’t he a shame…😖

His smears were so lame👎

You are a shame…

You’re the one we blame!😠

Oh well, goodbye (documents/transcripts released)👋

Uh oh, you’ll fry🔥😳

Ain’t that a shame…😂🤣

Your smears were so lame🤤

Ain’t he a shame✏️😳

He’s the one to blame👍😉

“HYPOCRISY” #BelieveHypocrats

“HYPOCRISY” #BelieveHypocrats

(music by Billy Joel)

BILLY PIANO…

#MeToo search for truthfulness..

Blasey Ford was quite the find😝..

She got all their love to feed narrative.. (DiFi/Feinstein)😍

But if you look for same fairness..

Tara Reade might just as well be blind🤫..

It always seems for Dems, so hard to give!…

Hypocrisy!..

Is such a fitting word😉

Every one of them is such a ruse🤤…

Hypocrisy!..

Is the mentality of this herd!😩

& double standard is what we get from all of you (Crazy Nancy, Crooked Hillary, Pocahontas etc)…

They will always find (target) someone (Republican)..

To flay and demonize😠..

If they work with heart and honor to succeed (Justice Kavanaugh)👍…

‘Cause they just want some sleepy face😴

To tell them sleazy lies (I did not put my hand up under her skirt.. it never ever happened)💤💤

They all know this someone (Hidin’ Biden would never do that), so #WeBelieveJoe🤤

Hypocrisy!..

Is such a fitting word😉

Every one of them is such a ruse🤤…

Hypocrisy!..

Is the mentality of this herd!😩

& double standard is what we get from all of you (Fake News & Hollywood Women)🤫

“I BELIEVE THE SLEEPY PALEFACE”

“OLD TIME LEADERS WITH SOUL Redux” #21st CenturyThrowback

“OLD TIME LEADERS WITH SOUL Redux” #21stCenturyThrowback
(music by Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band)

INTRO PIANO RIFF…

I took those old records off the shelf..

I sat (in Trump Tower) and read about ‘em by myself🧐

That lazy president (Obama) ain’t got the same goals (will never be a socialist country)..

I like them Old Time Leaders with soul👍

Don’t try to take Abe to a Fake-News shit show💩..

They could never even hold his hat🎩let alone the floor..

In ten minutes he’d win the ‘Twitter-Civil-War’📱

I’ll take those old time Leaders with Soul👍

Still like those Old Time Leaders With Soul..

Those kind of leaders just smooth and bold..

I reminisce (restore) about our traditions of old..

& those Old Time Leaders With Soul…

DREW ABBOTT GUITAR…

George won’t shy away from a witch-hunt tango😠

He’d rather make some news (history), founded a country with soul👍

There’s only one sure way an underdog rose (to beat the British & Crooked Hillary)💪😠👊🏻

Start playin’ (fightin’) like Old Time Leaders With Soul😉👍

Call Reagan a relic, call him what you will..

Say Conservatism’s old-fashioned, say The Gipper was over the hill..

Today’s Dem nom ain’t got no get-up-n-go😴💤💤

‘Sleepy’ not like those Old Time Leaders With Soul👍

Sure like those Old Time Leaders With Soul..

Those kind of leaders just smooth and bold😎..

I reminisce (restore) about our traditions of old (Merry Christmas!)

With those Old Time Leaders With Soul!👍😉

(REPEAT CHORUS)

“BOLD MAN”

“BOLD MAN”

(music by The Blues Brothers)😎😎

Intro🎸…

Comin’ to ya..
From Honest Abe’s abode..

Good governin’..
I got a ship (USNS Comfort) load..

& when you get it (tax relief)..

You got somethin’ (economic growth & Jobs!Jobs!Jobs!)💪..

So don’t worry..
‘Cause it’s again comin’ (post virus shutdown boom! – “I built record economy once, we’ll do it again!)😉

I’m a Bold Man!👍

I’m a Bold Man!😎…

I’m a Bold Man!…

I’m a Bold Man!…

Got what we got (historic growth #’s)..

The hard way (while having to beatdown the Dirty Dems & Fake Newsies)🤤🤤👊🏻

& we make it better (Coronavirus task force)..

Each & ev’ry day (‘invisible enemy on the run & country re-opening)💪😉

So country..
Said don’t ya fret..

‘Cause we ain’t seen..
Nothin’ yet (quickly reach new highs)👍

I’m a Bold Man!…

I’m a Bold Man!😎…

I’m a Bold Man!…

I’m a Bold Man!Emoji

“I LIKE BIG TITS” #Jumpin’JoeWantedToJumpOnThose!🤗😛

“I LIKE BIG TITS” #Jumpin’JoeWantedToJumpOnThose!🤗😛

(music by Joe Walsh)

‘Ho Joe’ to minor Eva Murry at ‘08 political dinner event: “14?! you’re very well endowed for 14!!”🤗😛

(HO JOE 2008):

Uh huh..

I like BIG TITS🤗😛

Uh huh🤤..

Uh huh🤤..

I see ‘em on the DC streets..

Left & right👀

I like Big Tits, that’s right👐

I didn’t even try to look away (even after she said she was 14 yrs old!)😳

‘Cause I can’t resist😏 (& don’t want to)😛

All the time I try to maul, grab quick (at political events),

Here come some tits, uh huh..

That a big 10-4..

Big Tits (or a kiss, or hug, or rub)🤗..

Joe grabs his, uh huh..

Joe likes big tits🥰

Eva’s tits😍

I liked (ogled) her tits at the ‘First State Gridiron Dinner👀😋😏

“BIG FUCKING DEAL” Redux #YeahJumpin’JoeItSureIs!🤤

“BIG FUCKING DEAL” Redux #YeahJumpin’JoeItSureIs!🤤

(music by John Fogerty)

Intro Fogerty GUITAR RiffEmoji

Well a, beat the drum (BELIEVE!🤷🏻‍♀️BELIEVE!🤷🏻‍♀️)..

She’s not alone (#MeToo🙋🏼‍♀️)..

A victim came forth today..

He’s snorin’ again😴 (not addressing),

They’re coverin’ his ass, will not yield (hypocrite Dems & fake News)🤤🤤

Around ’93 heard (Tara Reade’s mother calling into Larry King Live), & told all at home (brother, mother neighbor & friend),
Bout’ this beady-eyed creepy-man😏

Anyone (of his countless female ‘squeezes’🤗😘😛) can understand, the way she feels😩…

(TARA READE – the victim):

Oooh,

He put me in a hold😘

Said, I’m ready to play☝🏻 ok?..

He put me in a hold😘

I didn’t want to play😳 no way!

Assaulted me🤦‍♀️..

This should be🤷🏻‍♀️..

(like Jumpin’ Joe demanded during Kavanaugh witch hunt & whispered to Bacrock about Obamacare),

“A Big Fucking Deal!”…

“GIMME SHELTER In Place” #OrElse!😠

“GIMME SHELTER In Place” #OrElse!😠

(music by The Rolling Stones)

INTRO KEITH🎸…

(GOVERNOR ‘Hunker-In-Home-Cell’ TWISTED SISTA WHITMER):

Ooo…

A (peasant) storm is threat’nin…

My very power today…

If I don’t get some shelter (compliance)…

Oh yeah, I’m gonna lock ‘em away💪😠…

Law! (Martial)…

Children! (Subjects)…

It’s just a virus away…

It’s just a crisis away😉….

Ooo…

See the ‘bitter-clingers’ screamin’😫…

Trespassin’ on my streets today…

Spurn, get off State House carpets…

No bull, do my way!…

Rape!.. murder! (of our 1st Amendment)

It’s just a virus away…

It’s just a crisis away😳…

(REPEAT)

“TOUCH THEE AIDE” #Jumpin’Joe🤗😘

“TOUCH THEE AIDE” #Jumpin’Joe🤗😘

(music by The Doors)

INTRO GROPE-N-FRISK BEAT…..

C’mon! c’mon! c’mon! c’mon! I touched thee aide…

Told her freeze (pushed up against wall), darlin’ don’t be afraid😳…

What about that promise that you made🤔 (to keep your mouth shut!)

Why did your mother tell Larry King what I did😠

What happened to that promise that you made

(told your brother, friend, neighbor & colleague!!)…

(JUMPIN’ JOE 1993):

Now I’m, gonna rub you (“he put his hand up my skirt and he put his fingers inside me”),

Just like President Clinton does to his interns & aides🤗😘…

I’m, gonna rub you,

‘Cause I’m a political rockstar🤩 (like Ted Kennedy), and creepy guy, just keep it between you & i🤫…

(CROOKED HILLARY):

“guess it’s time to get the ‘Bimbo Eruption Squad’ back together”👊🏻😍

C’mon! c’mon! c’mon! c’mon! I squash these babes👊🏻😠

“SOMETHIN’ WRONG WITH THE WORLD” #Push’EmOffTheEdge😳👍

“SOMETHIN’ WRONG WITH THE WORLD” #Push’EmOffTheEdge😳👍

(music by Aerosmith)

INTROEmoji…..

There’s somethin’ wrong with the world today..

& we know what it is: (Globalism, Statism, Socialism, Liberalism, PC, Fake News Media, DemocRats, RINO’s, Snowflakes w/ TDS, Antifa, China Virus, etc)..

Somethin’ wrong with their lies…

They’re seein’ (& spinnin’) things in a twisted way,

& God (& our Founding Fathers) knows it ain’t his..

They sure ain’t no surprise…

Push ‘em off the edge!… (& knock some sense into them!)

Push ‘em off the edge!…

(RED 2020 TSUNAMI!)🌊

Push ‘em off the edge!…

Push ’em off a ledgeEmojiEmoji

There’s somethin’ wrong with the world today..

The light bulb’s (AhOleC) gettin’ dim🤤..

There’s meltdown in her mind (of economy, energy, work, Green Scheme🤮etc)..

If Dems can pick their wise man (prez candidate)..

But if he speaks they won’t win😝..

They should be forever shunned and marginalized😔👍

Push ‘em off the edge!…

(TRUMP 2020 LANDSLIDE!)

Quid-Pro-Joe can’t help himself from stallin,…

Push ‘em off the edge!..

Cuomo can’t help himself at all… (ignored a 2015 epidemic supply stock then begged Trump for 2020 help)😫

Push ‘em off the edge!…
Pelosi just helps herself to all!Emoji

Push ’em off the edge!…

W.H.O. tell us what you think about this situation??🤔

Abdication! no information!.. (no warning!)

Trump hammering you👊🏻😠

yeah!
If Shifty Schiff✏️😳 tells you that Russia is callin’ (Trump),

Even if it wasn’t and impeachment stallin’..😫

Dems back again🤤

You know they will my friend (“never let a good crisis go to waste”, ie Corona Virus)😉

Again & again & again & again & again…..

WHITFORD & PERRY🎸🎸….

Trump tells us what he thinks about our situation..

Dem abdication👎 biased investigations👎..

Not representing you!…

As health providers & economists tell us that the sky is fallin’..

Even as it is we know he’ll still be installin’, growth again👍

You bet, Makin’ America Great my friend 💪😉

Again! & again! & again! & again!….

There’s somethin’ right in the world today,

& everybody knows we’re strong! (American leadership & Exceptionalism)..

& we will tell ‘em know, never let it go! (hold accountable)..

‘Cause we will surely be a buildin’ on!……

Push ‘em off the edge!
Schiff can’t help himself, he’s appallin’😝…

Push her off the ledge!
Pelosi sure helps herself to all🍨Emoji🤗…

Push ‘em off the edge!
Biden can’t help himself from stallin’🤪…

Push ‘em off the edge!😳
Dems everybody, fake news everybody…

PUSH ‘EM OFF A LEDGE!EmojiEmoji

(REPEAT CHORUS)….

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah….

“MAGIC MAN😉v.s.TRAGIC MAN”😴 #2020Smackdown👊🏻😵

“MAGIC MAN😉v.s.TRAGIC MAN”😴 #2020Smackdown👊🏻😵

(music by ♥️Heart)

INTROEmoji….

Bold, make right, not long ago (2016),

When we were not so strong you know (post Obama-Biden ruin)😖

A gritty man came to we,

Never seen a guy so red, white & blue(America 1st!)👍

You know, he did not run away, he leads💪😉,

He’d seen Obama-Biden schemes😝👎

Cleaned up their ruin,

We worked right through it (millions of new jobs) yeah!💪😉…

Build our home! lead world👍he did it with style😎(MAGA!)

They don’t have to love us,

But will respect us all the while (Peace thru strength💪 FAIR Trade, pay fair shares)😉

So TDS Cupcakes😩,

Try to understand…

Try to understand…

Cry, cry, cry😪…

But understand:

HE’S OUR MAGIC MAN!…

Oooh yeah👍…

He’s got the pro-growth, America 1st plan!😉

Debate nights, he sang out of tune (tough time even making coherent comments)🤤

He stayed inside hunkered down in basement bedroom🛌😴..

Never ever never let (prosecutor investigate Hunter),

Quid pro quo sell last forever😉 (elect me & I’ll make Hunter Ambassador to China)🤑..

Well, summer blunders drooled to fall🤤,

Dems finally realized their stall😖..

Obama says he’s worried, legacy dryin’ up in a hurry, yeah🥺

Stay at home! fool.. Obama cried on a burner obama-phone☎️..

For sure we’ll lose with Joey again, my girl (Moochelle) could bring it home😉..

‘Cause Bacrock understands…

Even AhOleC understands😳…

Cry, cry, cry😪 ‘cause Bernie’s Bros😡understand:

HE’S A TRAGIC MAN😴…

Obama aah🥺…

Joe’ s a tragic man…

(i shoulda left him on the trash heap of history)

“TWEET IT” #SocialMediaCounterpuncher👊🏻😵

“TWEET IT” #SocialMediaCounterpuncher👊🏻😵

(music by The Doors)

‘TWEET FIGHTIN’ MAN’📱😠 Locked-n-Loaded😉👍

C’mon!, c’mon!, c’mon!, c’mon! I’ll tweet it, babe..

Can’t you see, that I am not afraid (or PC)…

What was that comment fake news made😠…

Call out and tell you what they said (go directly / unfiltered to The People)😉..

Check out the response that I made💪📱…

Now, I’m… gonna punch (expose) you👊🏻…

Till your cred goes down the drain👎…

I’m… gonna punch you😵…

Put the truth😉 in front, of lies.. for you (lamestream) bye bye!😳👋

Image result for whoopi and joy behar mad angry

Image result for morning joe mad angry

C’MON!, C’MON!, C’MON!, C’MON! & CHOKE ON IT BABE…

 

 

“I LIKE CHINESE”🥠#&LoveTheirPropaganda🤤👍

“I LIKE CHINESE”🥠#&LoveTheirPropaganda🤤👍

(music by Monty Python)

(SLEEPY JOE from deep in his basement bunker):

The world (except for China) today seems absolutely crackers🤪..

With travel bans to slow us all, no fly.. (it’s racist! xenophobic!.. oh wait, now i guess i agree with)🤪

This fool & idiot (Trump), hitting on (China & WHO), has triggered (his virus)..

(Oh gee, why does he keep calling it the ‘Chinese Virus’)🤔

It’s depressing😣.. and I’m making sense less (& less)🤤.. but that’s why-

I like Chinese🥰…

I like Chinese😍…

Me & Bacrock (with trade & tech) would get down on our knees🤤🤤.. (& then bend over)

We were always friendly and were ready to please (allow a 1/2 trillion yr trade deficit)😉👍

I like Chinese😘…

I like Chinese🥰…

There’s 1.5 billion💵 from them, where’s Hunter in the world today🤑..

He sure learned to like them, “fire that prosecutor!” i say😉👍

(HATE-TRUMP MEDIA & DIRTY DEMOCRATS):

We like Chinese🥰…

We like Chinese😍…

Trump’s racism goes a long way overseas..

But they’re cute, and they’re cuddly, and they didn’t spread this disease (it was Trump!)🤪

We like Chinese food (from ‘wet markets’)😋..

The W.H.O. is never rude🤓 (like Trump is!)

Think the many things they’ve done to depress (the USA)..

There’s: tech theft, trade deficit, Trump plays checkers & they play chess!

We like Chinese😍…

We like Chinese🥰…

🥠WHERE’S HUNTER??

(maybe the Chinese know)🤔

“SUNDAE WOMAN”🍨#GetYourHeadOutOfYourFreezer(Ass)!🥶

“SUNDAE WOMAN”🍨 #GetYourHeadOutOfYourFreezer(Ass)!🥶

(music by The Doors)

Intro FREEZER-BURN Groove…..

“I honestly don’t know what I would do without chocolate ice cream, hee hee”

HEY PRINCESS, I GOT YOUR CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM RIGHT HERE!💩😋

(SAN FRAN NAN):

Well, I won’t be leavin’town, back to DC won’t go!…

Took a look in freezer, went on the ‘Late Late Show’ (w/ douchebag James Corden)Emoji

Yummy all the gourmet pints in 24K frig at my humble abode😋…

(DOUCHEBAG JAMES):

You sure a lucky (entitled) little lady I’ve admired all my life🥰…

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):

Just another lost (liberal) “angel”😝…

Livin’ the life🤪…

No PPP oversight (no Paycheck Protection Program funding)😖…

Double-fudge delight🤗…

Small business nite nite!😵👎…

Woo’.. c’mon! (back to DC & do your job!)

KRIEGER GUITAR…

Sundae Women…

Sundae Women…

Sundae Woman, jeni’s has to do🍨

Sundae Woman, Dove bars have to do😋

Sundae Woman, small business just gonna have to make do😣

Hidin’ in your gated suburbs…

While we all lose👎…

Some close for good!…😖 yeah

You eat your high end food, food, food…🍧🍮

Americans lose!.. oh!… yeah😠

She sees our country hurtin’…

Towns are filled with no hires (going out of business)…

Her inaction says I never loved you…

Trump deranged is how she’s wired🤪…

Mrs. no dough providin’💵👎

Mrs. mo froze, (PPP funds) denyin’…

Mrs. no mo (small business) survivin’😵

Mrs. mofo we despisin’…😠

Got to keep freezer stockpilin’🍨🍧🍨🤗

“SIX TRILLION DOLLAR REBRAND” #BiggerBetterStronger🇺🇸👍😉

“SIX TRILLION DOLLAR REBRAND” #BiggerBetterStronger😉

(Intro Six Million Dollar Man tv show)

‘OPENING UP AMERICA AGAIN!’

Narration by President Donald J. Trump:

“United States of America, Superpower.. a nation barely alive.. Countrymen, we can rebuild her.. we have the eonomy.. we have the capability (resiliency& ingenuity) to remake the world’s first free & finest land.. The United States of America will again be that land.. better than we were before.. bigger.. stronger.. (wealth) faster”👍

Old Glory: Election 2020 Donald Trump Make America Great Again ...        Andre the Giant as Sasquatch, with Lee Majors on The Six Million ...

 

 

 

“THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND” #&RingingEndorsement🤮

“THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND” #&RingingEndorsement🤮

(music by Andrew Gold)

‘Ode to all Schmoe’s true blue friends’🤮

Intro PIANO…

(SLEEPY JOE to Buddy Bacrock):

Thank you for being a friend..

Traveled down a hole (for 8 yrs), now our crap record’s under scrutiny again😖..

Your 1/2 hearted (response) is overdue,

Vibe of fail and no confidence😝….

(QUID PRO JOE to Brother Bernie):

You sound ashamed to say..

You hoped it all would not go this way (burned like in 2016)😡

AhOleC’s pissed off😠,

That you bent over and took another bow😳👎…

(CREEPY JOE to Pocahontas):

& you drew ‘gender card’ for Dem party..

Misogynists everyone, nothing new (including me!)..

Well, if you see the VP gift come from me,

Just discard my ex-aide’s sexual assault allegation, & say-

Thank you for being a friend🥰…

Thank you for being a friend😍…

Thank you for being a friend😘…

Thank you for being a friend😉👍…

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):
“PUCKER UP SLEEPY!Emoji😵

“LEADER OF THE PACK” #Absolutely👑👍

“LEADER OF THE PACK” #Absolutely👑👍

(music by Twisted Sister)

GUITAR…..

(Michigan GOV ‘twisted sista’ WHITMER):

“hey, is he really going out with him??”…

(California GOV NEWSOM):

“there he is, let’s ask him”…

(GOV Twisted Sista):

“hey man, are those his masks you’re wearin’?😷

(New York GOV ANDREW):

“Uh huh”🤤…

(GOV GAV):

“man, it must be great ridin’ (on that ship) with him😎

is he callin’ you up after the briefing today?”…

(ANDREW):

“uh uhEmoji

(GOV Twisted Sista):

“by the way, why’d you retweet him?”🤪

(GOV CUOMO):

I texted him at the Federal Stockpile store!..

He brought companies around (private sector partnership) and stockpiled for me👍

They got the picture…(Defense Production Act)💪

( 50 GOVERNORS):

Yeah, we see😳

That’s why they fell in line for…

The LEADER OF THE PACK!😉

“CROSSROADS” #BiggestDecisionOfMyLife🤔🙏🏻

“CROSSROADS” #BiggestDecisionOfMyLife🤔🙏🏻

(music by Cream / Robert Johnson)🎸🎸

INTRO CLAPTON GUITAR RIFF…

I went down to the crossroads..

Tryin’ to make it right (decision when to re-open country)🤔🙏🏻…

I went down to the crossroads..

Tryin’ to make it right (doctor/military task force & re-open country council)😉…

Nobody seems to know exactlyEmoji..

Everybody consulting me wise👩🏻‍🔬👩🏾‍⚕️😇

I went down to the crossroads..

Shutdown from disease🦠😷… (the invisible genius enemy)

I went down to the crossroads..

Rebound, beat disease👍…

Ask the Lord above for mercy🙏🏻 (task force, council & ‘my genius metric’🧠)😉..

Save us, even the Fake News & Do Nothing Dem sleaze🥰

LORD, HAVE MERCY!😇

“I’M HUNKERED DOWN”😴 #&Goin’DownCome November😵

“I’M HUNKERED DOWN”😴 #&Goin’DownComeNovember😵

(music by Bruce Snowflake❄️😫 Springsteen)

Intro LITTLE STEVEN🎸….

I sit in basement, inside my house.. (all quiet)

I can feel the sleep a comin’ ‘round😑💤💤

Bernie Bros go to put their arms around me😘 (now have to support Quid Pro Joe)🥵

& AhOleC, gives them a look like they’re way outta bounds😠

Well, Obama let’s out one of his bored (detached no endorsement) sighs🙄

Well lately when supporters look into my closed eyes😴

I’m hunkered down, down, down, down💤💤

I’m hunkered down, down, down, down💤💤

I’m hunkered down, down, down, down💤💤

My campaign’s clunkerin’ down, down, sound, like a clown🤡….

I get mic’d up 💻🎙and I ‘zoom’, out, baby live on ‘skype’🤤

In their homes, everybody starts turnin’, turnin’ (the channel)👎

Yearnin’ for some fire & fight/life😝😑..

They’re sick & tired of DNC proppin’ me up🥺

Proppin’ me up for Trump to just go knock-a knock-a knock-a me👊🏻down, down, down, down😵..

Come November,
I’m goin’ down, down, down, down💤💤

Hidin’ Biden’s in his basement,

Hunkered down, down, down, down😳…

Jill won’t even come,
Down, down, down, down…Emoji

Hey! GOOD-NITEEmojiEmoji

“W.H.O. R U?? #NoMore🤑ForYouChinaStooge

W.H.O. R U?? #NoMore🤑ForYouChinaStooge

(music by The Who)

Intro TOWNSHEND GUITAR…

WHO….. R U??
(China) stooge stooge… stooge stooge…

WHO….. R U??
(China) stooge stooge… stooge stooge…

repeat…

It started up, with a Wuhan ‘wet market’ flay,

The WHO Chieftain knew (but downplayed) it’s name (& infectious lethality)..

He said, “you can go fly back to homes tonight (in Italy, Spain, America etc)

No need to mask up, or keep six feet away” (minimal social distance)..

I staggered back 🤧🤒🤢 to my homeland ground,

& big sneeze🤧blew through the air😵..

I remember Trump throwin’ ventilators around (mostly to ill prepared Cuomo),

& WHO Chief clown preachin’ (CYA) like he cared😨

WHO….. R U??

(China) stooge stooge.. stooge stooge..🤤

I really wanna know,

WHO….. R U🤔

No more billions for you🤑👎.. you through👎😫..

“WHO THE FUCK R U!!”

“I THANK YOU” #THXMrPresident!🥰

“I THANK YOU” #THXMrPresident!🥰

(music by Honky Donkeys)

Performed by honky donkeys (aka Dem jackasses, NY Governor Andrew Cuomo w/ guest appearance by brother Fredo Cuomo…

INTRO QUARANTINE GROOVE🎸….

“This is a true story”…

(HONKY GOV):

Well, you didn’t have to govern for me but you did (sent masks).. and you did (sent ventilators).. and you did (sent USNS Comfort!)⛑🚢..

I thank you!👍

You didn’t have to govern for me like you did (sent gowns).. but you did (sent respirators).. and you did (built hospitals!)🏥..

I thank you!👍

Then you took your gov, and gave to someone else (other states)..

I wouldn’t know what that meant, as being governor of death (turned down 2015 opportunity to stock 16,000 ventilators and other medical supplies for pandemic preparedness)👎

You made New Yorkers feel, like they’ve never felt (safe & secure)😉

Supplies so good even Fredo hollered for your help!😵…

You didn’t have to please me like you did (sent gloves).. but you did (sent medical staff).. and you did (built hospitals!)🏥..

I thank you!👍

Ooo,

You didn’t have to throw it, like you did (sent ventilators).. oh you did (sent masks).. but you did (sent USNS Comfort!)⛑🚢..

I thank you👍

Everyday you sent us something new.. (more supplies!)

You pulled out your doc bag, and hydroxychloroquine too..

You want me tryin’, these drugs too..

But no way I can, keep a up with you!😣….

“I WANNA THANK YOU, DONNY”Emoji

“THEE ENTERTAINER” #&GreatLeader🇺🇸👍

“THE ENTERTAINER” &GreatLeader👍

( music by Billy Joel)

From Tweeting to Meetings to Press Briefings to Rallies: THE SHOW MUST GO ON!😉

I am thee Entertainer..

& I know just where America stands (1st!)..

Not another (pc political bs) serenader..

I’m my own stylin’ haired brand😎

Today (& for 8 yrs) I am your champion💪

Each day I work with all my heart..

& I know the game, haters want to impeach my name😠

‘Cause they know I’ll be here, for another 5 years👍

& they won’t play ‘majority’ part!😉

I am thee Entertainer..

& I’ve had them pay my price (trade restructure)🤑

These things I did, know put us first👍

They’ll learn I don’t play nice😵(tariff China)

Ah, and now they come to help me (27,000 Mexican troops on border)👍

Still for Wall they pay💰

‘Cause we’ve learned to dance, holdin’ hands we advance..

I stop ‘em drugs that trek, trade deficits in check,

Here we go, USMCA!😉

I am thee Entertainer..

Built all around the world🌏..

I’ve made all kinds of palaces (Trump properties)🏢

& I married one hell of a girl (1st-Lady Melania)😍

I can remember (‘The Apprentice’) faces..

I sure remember names (‘Celebrity Apprentice’)🤩

Ah, and what a sell,

You know show did so well👍

‘Cause after awhile, & lots of money piles💰

For charities, Big League gains💵💵💵😉

I am thee Entertainer..

I right for you much wrong..

I got to cut a tax or two,

Capital re-investment didn’t take that long😉..

No, on military can’t cut expenses💪

We’ve got to hold Red-Lines (unlike Bacrock Hussein)..

Gotta hit those fleas, in the Middle East (terrorists, mullahs etc)🚀

‘Cause we can’t forever stay, ‘cause there’s bills at home to pay (infrastructure etc)$$$..

Makin’ America Great all the time!👍…

I am thee Entertainer..

I come to do rally shows👏

You’ve heard my consistent rantings (against Fake-News media & Do-Nothing Dems)😝

I been on Hannity talk-radio📻..

It’ll take four more years to right it,

Obama was the worst years for our strife (economy, racial, security etc)😝👎

‘Hopey-Change was a siren song,

For Low-Info ding-dongs🤤..

Yeah we took a big hit,

But gotta MAGA fix👍..

& we built it back in 3.5 (yrs)😉…

I am thee Entertainer..

‘American Idol’ of this age (real world success)💪😉

I spent all my own money (no lobbyists)🤑

When I got on the stage (came down Trump Tower escalator)😎..

Ah, you’ve seen me troll the papers (Failing-NY-Times, Washington Compost)📰🤣

I’ve been rippin’ magazines (Time, Newsweek etc)📖🤤

But ‘Morning Schmoe’ gets old😭,

& CNN folds👎

As I get hit with attacks, from these biased hacks😫

I’ll hold another ‘daily brief’🎙😉 (TDS alive & well!)😫🤣

I am thee Entertainer..

& I know just where America stands (1st!)..
Not another (pc political bs) serenader..
I’m my own stylin’ haired brand😎
Today (& for 8 yrs) I am your champion💪
Each day I work with all my heart..
& I know the game, haters want to impeach my name😠
‘Cause they know I’ll be here, for another 5 years👍
& they won’t play ‘majority’ part!😉

“ALL BACKFIRES” #SeeDefinitionOfInsanity

“ALL BACKFIRES” #SeeDefinitionOfInsanity

(music by Bruce Snowflake😫❄️Springsteen)

Intro DEM REPEATING BACKFIREEmojiEmojiEmoji….

Hey fake-news worms in your press room home,

Did Trump go and leave your bias exposed😲…

‘I gotcha’ questions desire🤔??…

Oh.. oh.. oh..🤭

They backfire🤫…

Tell me now Biden, was travel-ban good to fight flu (covid)??

Did Trump do for us things that you wouldn’t do.. (hypocrite do-nothing)🥴

He can make you tired😴 (you can’t keep up old fart)

Oh.. oh.. oh..🤭

It backfired…😮🤣

All the time,
It’s like Dems’ll take a gripe, bogus & dumb🤤,

& run a sound-bite volley, then have it all turn out null…😣

At night Schiff wakes up😳 with impeach ‘dreaming wet’😝,

Another fake game runnin’ during the middle of this dread…
All fools,
Pelosi fuels his desire😠

(a partisan virus oversight committee to undermine Trump)🤤

Oh.. oh.. oh.. it’ll backfire😤

Oh.. oh.. oh.. more backfireEmojiEmoji

Oh.. oh.. oh.. all backfires😫

“COVER ME” #Mask/ScarfUp!😷

“COVER ME” #Mask/ScarfUp!😷

(music by Bruce ‘Snowflake’❄️Springsteen)

Intro LITTLE STEVENEmoji….

This slime is tough now, just gettin’ tougher🤧

This pandemic is rough it’s, just gettin’ rougher🤒

Cover me😷…

Come on country

Cover sneeze🤧…

Well, we’re lookin’ for our governors who will,

Ship masks on in, to cover me🤕…

Now, promise me country you won’t, let Dems bind us (they never let a good crisis go to waste without pushing Statism)😳..

Hold us in your arms (Healthcare Heroes)⛑👍

Let’s let, our free-markets get behind us💪

Cover me😷…

Stay indoors (hunker down)😉

& cover sneeze🤧…

Aaah, we’re lookin’ for our governors who will,

Ship masks on in, to cover me🤕…

Hey,
Outside covid😳

This thrivin’ foe (‘the invisible enemy’)🦠

We can stop the, vile, spread, growin’😷…

Scarf up real tight..

Stay indoors..

Don’t be goin’ out, hoardin’ TP no more!🛒🧻🧻🧻🧻

Whole world is out there, masks, tryin’ to score..

Don’t got enough, Trump wants to (Defense Production Act),

See many more! 3M😠

Cover me😷…

Put on! and cover sneeze🤧…

We’re not lookin’ for our governors to, lock us in (shelter at home order)😲

& smother me😞

Lookin’ for our governors who will,

Ship masks on in, to cover me😷

MASK ‘EM UP & LEAVE IT ON!

PREZ T: “this is voluntary.. I won’t be wearing one”😉

“I LOVE HOW YOU SCHLUBS SEETHE😤🤣 #WeLoveHowHeBugsYou

“I LOVE HOW YOU SCHLUBS SEETHE”😤🤣 #WeLoveHowHeBugsYou

(music by The Babys)

I love how your eyes narrow😠…

Whenever he’s on tv📺🎙…

& when he takes the spotlight away from you…

I love how you get pissed & freak😫…

I love the way you always treat (Trump supporters aka American majority),

Condescendingly…

But darlin’s most of all…

I love how you…..😤🤣

I love how you hate his tweets😠…

Whenever he trolls you (on twitter)…

I love how you instinctively…

Scream at the sky without being told to⛈😩…

I love the way you touch (antifa) us always,
Violently👊🏻😵…

But darlin’s most of all…

I love how you…..😤🤣

MIKE CORBY Emoji

I love the way you’re such in all ways,
Nonsensically🤪

But snowflakes, most of all…

I love how you schlubs seethe😤🤣…

I love how you schlubs seethe…EmojiEmoji

I love how you’re cheesy, weezy, sleazy,
Extraordinarily🤩…

I love the way you’re stuck in all ways,
Pathetically🤤
But cupcakes, most of all…
I love how you schlubs seetheEmojiEmoji

I love how you schlubs seethe😤🤣…

I LOVE HOW HE BUGS YOU SO MUCHEmojiEmoji

“FORGET YOU” #ForgetTheseDeplorables

“FORGET YOU” #ForgetTheseDeplorables

(music by CeeLo Green)

‘SICK-PUPPY-PELOSI’

You see her whinin’ ‘round town😫

‘Bout the prez we love & I’m like F U!🖕🏻

& you.. you.. you! (Fake/Hate News, Dem Lunatics, Deranged Snowflakes etc)

Try to put change in people’s pockets (stimulus),

But wasn’t enough (didn’t include their Green New Scam),

I’m like, F U!🖕🏻

& fuck Dems too!😠

Said, deny this bitcher, (come November, majority) won’t still be with ya..
Ha! now ain’t that some shit💩🤣
(dethrone this witch)👍

& all down the drain, swamp infest..
We still swish all her mess with a,
MAGA flush you!
Oo ooo oo!…

Yeah, not sorry, we can’t afford your spendin’ safari🤑
& that don’t mean more stimulus you’ll get there..
You bet Trump’s an Xbox (new tech/graphics), and Sick-Puppy’s more Atari (old broken joystick),
& the way she plays political games, she don’t care (as Sick-Puppy fiddled w/ impeachment & stimulus pet pork projects, people died)😵

Real shitty the fools, that vote for gov with you👎
(No shit she’s an old swamp figure)🧟‍♀️
Well,
(just thought you should know ‘SOTU Ripper’),
Oooooh..
Voters got some bad news for you (NOV 2020)😳
Yeah, go run & tell your little boyfriend (Cryin’ Chuckie)😢

‘CROOKED HILLARY’

You see her (STILL – who won’t accept election result?)🤣 whinin’ ‘round town😫
‘Bout the prez we love & I’m like F U!🖕🏻

& you.. you.. you!

You filled will change💰all your pantsuit pockets (Clinton Crime Foundation)💵
But never enough (Uranium One),
I’m like F U!🖕🏻
& fuck Slick too!😠

Said, despise this bitcher, (even Sasquatch threw her crooked ass outta his woods)👹
Lame excuses still are with ya..
Ha! now ain’t that some shit💩🤣
(what a sorry sac bitch)🤤

& although refrain no arrest,
We still think LOCK HER UP’s the best😉👍
With a, FUCK U!
Oo ooo oo!…

Now we know, that you were glad to borrow,
Beg & steal & lie & cheat… (professional political parasite)
Tried to cheat us (illegal server, classified emails)..
Tried to sleaze is (“Deplorables”)..
‘Cause being in gov with your ass, would reek!💩😳

Real pity (pathetic), the snowflake fools❄️😫 that wanted gov with you👎
(No shit she’s a gold digger)
Well,
(just thought you should know digger)
Ooooh..
I’ve got some news for you,
Ooh,
We really hate your despicable ass😉

WE’VE SEEN ‘EM WHININ’ ‘ROUND SEWER TOWNEmojiEmoji
‘BOUT THE PREZ WE LOVEEmoji& WE’RE LIKE, F U!Emoji

(ALL THESE BITCHES TOO)Emoji

“DIRTY LAUNDRY”🤤 #DailyBriefingDetergent👊🏻

“DIRTY LAUNDRY”🤤 #DailyBriefingDetergent👊🏻

(music by Don Henley)

Ode to the White House press fakecakes🤤😫

(CNN hatecakes):

I make my livin’ off the task-force news..

Just give me somethin’, somethin’ I can abuse..

Snowflakes love it, want Trump to lose,

They want dirty laundry (aka negative/untruthful press)…

Well I coulda been a (dipshit) actor🤤, but I wound up here..

I just have to lie good, nasty questions, my bias clear..

Come and watch me sensationalize fear😳

I create dirty laundry…

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):

They, kick me when we’re up..

They, kick me when we’re down..

Kick me when we’re up..
Kick me when we’re down..
Kick me when we’re up..
Kick me when we’re down..
I kick these phony stiffs👊🏻
Kick ‘em expose these clowns!🤡

We got the Medusa headed Rachel Maddow,

Comes on and cries/lies😫

She can tell ya ‘bout the stock crash,

With a gleam in her eye😏

It’s interesting when people die (she falsely stated Trump said virus was a hoax)😵

She spins dirty laundry…

Can we bloat (w/ pork) this (2 trillion) operation, (take advantage of, don’t let a good crisis go to waste!)

Is our ‘Green New Scam’ included yet??🤮

You know, The Squad’s in Dem warroom,

AhOleC & motherfucker Tlaib’s got a running bet..

Get to blackmailing & as much as we can get🤑

Slime Trump with dirty laundry…

GUITAR…

They don’t really want to find out, what’s goin’ on (our tremendous effort & energy)..
They don’t really want to know just how far we’ve gone (tremendous production & care)…
Just leave well enough alone (don’t report successes),
Repeat their dirty laundry🤤

They, kick me when we’re up..
They, kick me when we’re down..
Kick me when we’re up..
Kick me when we’re down..
Kick me when we’re up..
Kick me when we’re down..
I kick these phony stiffs👊🏻
Kick ’em expose these clowns!🤡

Dirty little secretions (made up, out of context, anonymous sources etc)…

Dirty little flies🦟💩

They got their dirty little questions, with every biased lie…

I love to cut them down to size!😠

Make ‘em eat their dirty laundry🤢👍

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