“TRUMPIN’ THAT TRASH” #CrossfireBoomerang
(music by The Rolling Stones)
INTRO KEITH GUITAR….
(PREZ TRUMP):
Watch me!
I was thrown, in a “Crossfire Hurricane”…
(campaign targeted & surveilled by Obama FBI) 😦
& spies prowled, in their rabid biased frame…
But it’s al….right…. now…
In fact it’s a gas! 🙂
But it’s al….right..
I’m trumpin’ that trash,
It’s boomerangin’ on their ass! 🙂
I was hazed, by a feckless weirdo hack… (James ‘scribbler’ Comey)
& they fooled (misled FISA judges), with a crap dossier attack… 😦
But it’s al….right…. now…
In fact it’s a gas! 🙂
But it’s al….right..
I’m trumpin’ that trash,
It’s a gas! gas! gas! 🙂
BOOMERANG GUITARS 🙂
I was bound, I was ‘set-up’, my campaign left for dead…
“Hill” fell down, off her feet & in polls lead bled… yeah!
(she broke like a ‘Russian Reset’ button)
They frowned 😦 at the fruits of a trust I wed… (MAGA!) 🙂 yeah! yeah! yeah!
I was crowned 🙂 (NOV. 8), with a ‘Special Counsel’ target on my head!…. (Witch Hunt yeah)
But it’s al….right…. now…
In fact it’s a gas! 🙂
But it’s al….right..
I’m trumpin’ that trash,
It’s boomerangin’ on their ass! 🙂
Trumpin’ that trash.. it’s a gas..
Trumpin’ that trash.. it’s a gas 🙂
Trumpin’ that trash.. it’s a gas..
Trumpin’ that trash.. it’s a gas..
Trumpin’ that trash.. it’s a gas 🙂
Trumpin’ that trash.. it’s a gas..
“CHICK @ 5” 👄👠
(music by Warrant)
Aaaaaahhhhhh!…..
Sexy!.. sexy!.. sexy!.. sexy!..
GUITAR / DRUMS / LEGS! 🙂
She’s! Don’s! Chick At Five!..
Cool drink of water, is anyone at FOX surprised?..
Looks so good, make Bob Beckel sigh..
Sweet Chick @ 5! 💋 yeah
GUITAR RIFF…
Wow!…
Leg, swingin’ on The Five set, swingin’ all show long.. 👠
Swingin’ what he (Don Jr) wants, ’cause there ain’t nobody home (Vanessa long gone)😪
Heel, swingin’ to the left, & swingin’ to the right.. 👠
Think she’ll play ball, in her dress so tight! 😍 yeah..
Juan screams!
Gutfeld screams! 😜
They all scream & want her!
Don’t even try ’cause Trump Jr. adores her… 😘
She’s! Don’s! Chick At Five! 💋
Cool drink of water, is anyone at FOX surprised?..
Looks so good, make Bob Beckel sigh.. 🤤
Sweet Chick @ 5!…. oh yeah
She’s! Don’s! Chick At Five!.. 👠
Puts a smile on juniors face, ten miles wide 😃
Looks so good, bring a stare to Juan’s eyes 😳
Sweet Chick @ 5! 👄
“RED-WHITE-BLUE”🇺🇸 #KeepAmericaGreat!-Trump2020
(music by Lou Gramm)
INTRO GUITAR RIFF…
Ain’t got no regress..
& we back on the track..
Winnin’ way we goin’..
Ain’t gonna ‘lead from back’, NO!
Don’t want no delay..
Lay on a repay.. (we comin’ for you terrorists/dictators!)
An angel? no!..
But I know right way.. (Peace Through Strength)
Ah yeah..
Ooh!..
We used to follow.. (Obama bowing, apologizing, leading from ass end) 😦
Yeah, he’s through.. (so is his legacy) 🙂
But our followin’ days are over..
Now we just gonna break on through!.. (new growth records)
And, I remember what my father said..
He said, “son, life is simple”..
It’s either be spoon-fed..
or..
Pay you dues!….
(Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness)
Oooohh!….
RED – WHITE – BLUE!….
(American Exceptionalism)
Oooohh!….
I am the relentless one..
PC, do not care..
& am pure trouble, boy.. (for our enemies)
Pushin’ for a double dare.. (LittleRocketMan, Iranian Mullahhahaha’s)
I don’t apologize for.. (like BarryBendover)
The things I’ve done and said.. (MOAB’s & tweets)
‘Cause when we win, we start..
We gonna instigate, watch Liberty spread! 🙂
Dems/Libs don’t want to talk about it.. (our successes)
Want to “resist” me 😦
We can live without them 🙂
& don’t you think that wins, much too soon..
All us will go so far..
Flyin’ the –
RED – WHITE – BLUE!….
Oooohh!….
Our RED – WHITE – BLUE!….
Oooohh!….
Things would be different..
If she’d won a shame, ’cause..
Dems the ones who would steal & shun..
(our) Rights, down the flushin’ drain 😦
I won’t say where..
& they won’t know when.. (not tip off our enemies)
But soon there’s gonna come the day..
American strength back again!.. (military, economy, technology etc)
Yeah, bring jobs back for you… 🙂
You see, I’m cleanin’ up our gov…. (Drainin’ Swamp)
RED – WHITE – BLUE!….
Oooohh!…. 🙂
Wavin’ that, RED – WHITE – BLUE!….
Oooohh!….
Salute her, RED – WHITE – BLUE!….
Oooohh!….
We need our, RED – WHITE – BLUE!….
Oooohh!….
Flyin’ the, RED – WHITE – BLUE!…. 🙂
Oooohh!….
RED – WHITE – BLUE!….
Oooohh!….
RED – WHITE – BLUE!….
Oooohh!….
We Love this, RED – WHITE – BLUE!…. 🙂
“SCHNEIDERMAN” #AWomen’sRightsInvader
(music – Spiderman cartoon theme)
(TRUMP 2013 TWEET):
“Weiner is gone.. Spitzer is gone.. next will be lightweight AG Eric Schneiderman. Is he a crook? Wait and see, worse than Spitzer or Weiner”
SCHNEIDERMAN… SCHNEIDERMAN…
Perv forever, S&M fan…
Slaps ’til beg, make them cry 😦
Abuses women, with open fly..
Look Out!
Here cums the Schneiderman…..
Is he wrong?..
Listen bud..
He’s got on his hands #MeToo blood..
Liked to fling, off the bed..
Take a look, on floor cracked head..
In thong underwear..
There goes the Schneiderman….
In the chill of the night…
At the scene of his crime…
What a freak, likes to bite…
He chokes her out every time!…..
SCHNEIDERMAN… SCHNEIDERMAN…
“Friendly neighborhood” Schneiderman… (call him “Master”)
Filth & shame, calls them whores..
Demeaning action is, their reward 😦
To him, life is a great big bang ’em up 🙂
Wherever there’s a sexual hang up..
You’ll find the Schneiderman!……
“IRONIC”
(music by Alanis Morissette)
Oooo…ooo….ooouuuch… oouuch… oooouuuccch….. oouuch…
(FELT THE BERN):
An old man, ‘berned’ with class hate..
He built a following (of socialists), & got hosed the next day.. (rigged Dem primary)
It’s that Trump guy, spillin’ your chardonnay..
It’s a Comey (July) pardon, then letter released late.. (Carlos Danger strikes!)
Isn’t it Ironic?…
Yeah, we think 🙂
(2016 ELECTION):
It’s like rain!… (snowflake tears)
On Election Day…
It’s a free ride!…
Then you TWICE have to pay… (2008 & 2016)
It’s the good advice!… (should’ve campaigned late in swing-states)
That you just didn’t take…
& who would’ve thought…
It figures…
(IRAN DEAL):
‘Mr. Say It’s Safe’, wasn’t afraid to oblige..
He packed cash pallets (1.7 Billion), & kissed our security goodbye..
Lerch (John Kerry) waited his whole pathetic life, to make that blight..
& as the deal crashed down, he met (as a civilian with top Iranian official),
Logan Act will apply nice
& isn’t it ironic…
Don’t ya think?… 🙂
(2016 ELECTION):
It’s like rain!… (snowflake tears)
On Election Day…
It’s a free ride!…
Then you TWICE had to pay 😦 😦
It’s the good advice!… (should’ve campaigned late in swing-states)
That you just didn’t take…
Who would’ve thought…
It figures…
(SPECIAL COUNSEL WITCH HUNT):
Well, witch hunts have a funny way, of boomerangin’ on you when you think power abuse is OK,
& fishing’s (home raids) goin’ right…..
And witch hunts have a funny way, of fizzlin’ out when you think power abuse is not wrong,
& fishing expedition blows up in your face!…..
(see: ‘The Wreck Of The Russian Fiasco’)
(DC SWAMP):
Established scams 🙂 now opened for debate 😦
‘MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN’ signs, back home on your recess breaks 😦
It’s now patriotic tunes (Anthem Stand), when all were takin’ knees pushin’ strife..
It’s meeting the man of your (regressive) dreams (PC Prince Obama) mmm mmm mmm..
& then meeting this outsider nightmare knight! 😦
(see: Pendulum Swing Tour)
ISN’T IT IRONIC…
Don’t you corrupt cupcakes think?…
A little too Ironic…
Yeah, US PATRIOTS REALLY DO THINK! 🙂
It’s like rain!….
On Election Day…
It’s a free ride!…
When you TWICE had to pay 🙂
It’s the good advice!… (don’t play the racist & sexist cards)
That you just didn’t take…
Who would’ve thought…
It figures……
Witch hunts have a funny way, of boomerangin’ back on you…
Witch hunts have a funny, funny way, of takin’ you out…
Takin’ you out 🙂
“Mueller NEEDS TO KNOW” #WitchHuntPerjuryTrapQuestions
(music by Tom Petty & Stevie Nicks)
INTRO GUITAR…
(MUELLER):
Well, talk on DC street,
Says it’ll make him go loco!…
My hack friends are fine,
With me settin’ (perjury trap), goin’ back door (subpoena) 🙂
I need to know! (Mueller needs to know)
I need to know! (Mueller needs to know)
Yeah I think I’m gonna “lead” (open-ended),
& Trump’s gonna say so… (Trump truth conflict with Comey lies = Trump Perjury) 🙂
I need to know! (Mueller needs to know)…
I need to know! (Mueller needs to know)…
Because I’ve searched for so long (over a year)….
Can’t find he’s done nothin’ wrong…. 😦
But rabid haters, makin’ ’em wait….
I can’t keep leadin’ them on…. (or they’ll burn & pee on me!) 😦
I NEED TO KNOW! (I gotta reload)
I NEED TO KNOW! (Witch Hunt implode)
“KNOW THIS, DIRT BAG”:
“EVERYTHING!” #IncludingTheNobelPeacePrize!
(music by The Bee Gees)
(PREZ TRUMP at Washington MI Rally): “The Fake-News was asking, what do you think President Trump had to do with Korean peace progress??.. I’ll tell you what.. like, how about, EVERYTHING!”
For so long…
North & South been fightin’ each other, for so long…
But the feelin’ they now feel for each other will, right the wrongs! (end the Korean War, Denuke)
ALL ‘CAUSE OF ME 👍👍
If you bark a little more, and no bowing for,
Your Strength will turn peace key 😉
Darlin’ country of mine…
I will work forever (MAGA🇺🇸), never mind those libs who whine 😫
Rebuild our country around you darlin’, our gov will shine!
Watch it & see (WIN! WIN! WIN!)
If you work a little more, and less welfare for,
Your Produce will turn growth key 😉 (DRAGON ENERGY)
I….I!..
I just want to bring you Everything….
Open up market heaven, freedom’s heart & let it ring 😍🇺🇸
Big things you’ll get from me 👍
& not some (cope & blame) puppet on a string 👎
Oh…. and I!….
I’ll stay right here with you darlin’ (2020), we will fly! 👍
I want displayin’, all the love I have to bring (🇺🇸 1st!)
I do all the things, to be your,
EVERYTHING! (jobs! tax cuts! security! etc) ……
Darlin’ for so long (esp past 8 yrs)…
You & me been needin’ each other, Kenyan was so wrong 👎👎
& the feelin’ that you feel for me is, getting strong! (approval climbing)👍
After only 1 yr you see!😳😍
If you deliver so much more, and no excuses for,
Our Leadership will turn peace key 😉
I…. I!….
I just want to bring you Everything!….
Open up our heaven, Liberty’s heart & let it ring 🇺🇸
Big things you’ll get from me 👍
& not some pantsuit puppet on a string 👎
Oooh… I!….
I’ll stay right here with you darlin’, we will fly!🦅
I won’t delay it, all the love I have to bring,
I’ll do all the things (MAGA!), I’ll be your,
EVERYTHING! 🙂 …..
your Everything…..
I!…..
I…. I!
I just want to bring you Everything!….
Open up potential, and we’ll star & we will lead,
Big things you’ll get from me 👍👍
& not some Swamp puppet on a string! 👎😝
I!…..I!……..
(REPEAT THRU 2028) 🇺🇸
I just want to be your,
EVERYTHING!……..
