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"Let the American youth never forget, that they possess a noble inheritance, bought by the toils, and sufferings, and blood of their ancestors; and capacity, if wisely improved, and faithfully guarded, of transmitting to their latest posterity all the substantial blessings of life, the peaceful enjoyment of liberty, property, religion, and independence."
--Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution, 1833

“NOTHIN’S GONNA STOP US (from being vile) NOW” #MorningSchmoes

“NOTHIN’S GONNA STOP US (from being vile) NOW” #MorningSchmoes
(music by Starship)

INTRO MORNING BABBLE DROOL……

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(CRAZY SCHMOE):
Lookin’ at your face-lift, I see your inner ugliness…
This ‘bad show’ we do, is too good to be true.. 🙂
Sitting here beside you, our bias always comin’ thru..
This hate in our hearts, that we’re feelin’ for this dude..

(DUMB AS A ROCK MIKA):
Let Trump say we’re crazy..
Truth, we don’t care about that..
Put your hate with my hate Schmoey,
Respect, never give that..
Let our fake-news world around us,
Just fall apart..
Schmoey, we can’t fake it,
All the vile in our hearts….

(LAMESTREAM CHORUS):
And we can stream this scheme together..
Stating wrong forever..
Truth’s not gonna stop us now…
& if our Globalist world runs out of Obama lovers..
We’ll still have each other..
Objectivity’s not gonna stop us!
Decency’s not gonna stop us! Now….

(DONNY DOUCHEBAG):

I’m so mad about you.. 😦
I’m pissed we lost to you..
Whatever it takes, I will say here about you…
(“he’s a disgusting, vulgar pig!”)
Took away our (liberal) good times..
Putting us through (MAGA) bad times.. 😦
Whatever it takes, “I’LL MEET U IN THE SCHOOLYARD, BRO!”
Is what I’m gonna do…. LOL 🙂

(MORNING SCHMOES):
Let Trump say we’re crazy..
We’ll say he’s faux..
Put our hate on surround sound,
Don’t ever change channel on our never watched show..
Let our fake-news world around us,
Just fall apart…
Schmoey, we can’t fake it,
All this vile in our hearts…..

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(LAMESTREAM CHORUS):
And we can stream this scheme together…
Saying wrongs forever…
Truth’s not gonna stop us now…
& if our Globalist world runs out of Obama lovers..
We’ll all have each other…
Objectivity’s not gonna stop us!..
Professionalism’s not gonna stop us… Ooooo……

All the fake news we use…..
All the lies & hypocrisy…..
Hate Trump is all that we want to do!…..
Scold him forever….
Whining snowflakes forever!….

GUITAR! 🙂

Trump 1,000 : Media Losers 0,000

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“DC – ROCK THIS CITY” #OutsiderRockin’TheEstablishmentWorld

“DC – ROCK THIS CITY” #OutsiderRockin’TheEstablishmentWorld
(music by KISS)

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INTRO ACE SPACE-GUITAR 🙂 ……

I feel alright,
On election night…
9 o’clock,
Fake-media’s a little uptight… 🙂
My swingstate throngs,
& they pull me through..
Message strong,
Tells me what I got to do…

I got to –

CLEAN UP!
Everything, go on a winning streak..
SHUT DOWN!
Everybody, all those socialist creeps..

SNOWFLAKES GONNA LOSE THEIR MINDS PROTESTIN’ IN DC – AS I ROCK THIS CITY 🙂

CLEAN UP!
Everything, a Big League winning streak..
SHUT DOWN!

Everybody, more Dems gonna lose their seats..

Obstructing & hate,
On Dems we just can’t wait…
I’m on the clock,
Tell ’em all they gotta hit the road (YOU’RE FIRED! J. Edgar Comey)
Obamacare sinks (repeal & replace),
Regs revoke…
Start our car,
& I’m gonna make economy go…. 🙂

REV UP!
Everything, we’re on a winning streak..
SHUT DOWN!
Everybody, all those liberal regressive freaks..

GUITAR….

Movin’ fast,
Undoin’ Obama jive…
At top speed,
But RINO’s still movin’ much too slow 😦 …
Stocks look so good,
Markets so alive… 🙂
I hear my praise,
Sayin’ on talk-radio!….

Hannity goes –

RAISE UP!
Everything, we’re on a winning streak…
SHUT DOWN!
Every dirty deed of Obama legacy…

ACE & PAUL SPACE-GUITARS RIFF 🙂 ….

SNOWFLAKES GONNA LOSE THEIR MINDS IN DC – AS I ROCK ‘BULLSHIT CITY’ 🙂

Big roadblock,
But I ain’t gonna stop…
There’s Deep-State embed,
Media-mites leakin’ all their lies…
CNN blew their wad (Russia! Russia! Russia!),
NYTimes burned… 🙂
I got to laugh (& tweet),
‘Cause I know fake-news is gonna die….

LIES!

CLEAN UP!
Everything, drain the swamp of leech…
SHUT DOWN!
(politicians & media creeps)

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REV UP!
BIG LEAGUE NON-STOP WINNING STREAK! 🙂
NO MORE DOWN!

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Donuts

Rex Tillerson (Secretary of State) – red flag

Is there not anyone in Trump’s administration who has public passion for the Christian faith? Ben Carson, I guess.

I like Rex Tillerson a lot less after reading this:

Tillerson is no stranger to supporting LGBT equality. A former national president of Boy Scouts of America, he was a vocal, instrumental and effective force in ending the ban on gay Scout leaders.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/unlike-trump-tillerson-recognizes-pride-month-continue-support/story?id=47930848

th?id=OVP.zwfYY8ZOvX20nC8d8iVh7AHgEO&pid=Api Unlike Trump so far, Tillerson recognizes Pride Month: ‘We will continue to support the human rights of LGBTI persons’
abcnews.go.com
The LGBT community and its allies are hoping that President Trump takes a cue from his top diplomat, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, before it’s too late. The …

“ANOTHER TRICK, TIL’ TRUMP FALLS” #AnotherPrickGoin’Small

“ANOTHER TRICK, TIL’ TRUMP FALLS” #AnotherPrickGoin’Small

(music by Pink Floyd)

ODE TO THE WITCH HUNT SPECIAL COUNSEL HACK – ROBERT MUELLER

GILMOUR GUITAR 🙂 ….

(TRUMP-NATION spoken):
When we stepped up and went to vote,
There were certain swamp creatures,
Who wanted to hurt The Donald in any way they could 😦 …
By pouring their derision,
Upon anything he did,
Exposing their every bias, no more carefully hidden, under objective journalism lid…
HAaaaHAaaAAHAaaAHhhaaaAAAHH!……… 🙂
(’cause in)
‘Cause in this (BS) town, (swamp)
It is well known that when theygot home election night,
In their hack & hypocritic strife,
Planned to trash him,
Trump’s within inches of ending their ‘establishment’ lives!…….

Oooohhh! 😦 ………

We don’t need no investigation….

We don’t need no ‘special counsel’ control….

No dark sarcasm, in the fake-newsroom….

Lefties leave our President alone….

Hey!.. Mueller!..
Leave our Prez alone…..

All in all, it’s just another trick til’ Trump falls…
All in all, you’re just another prick goin’ small…

(TRUMP-NATION):

We don’t need no investigation….

We don’t need no ‘special counsel’ control….

No dark sarcasm, in the fake-newsroom….

Snowflakes leave our President alone….

Hey!.. Mueller!..
Leave our Prez alone…..

All in all, it’s just another trick til’ Trump falls… (agenda stalls)
All in all, you’re just another prick goin’ small… (Dem w/ no balls)

GILMOUR GUITAR 🙂 ….

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WRONG.. LOST AGAIN! 😦
WRONG.. LOST AGAIN! 🙂

IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY BASIS..

YOU CAN’T HAVE AN INVESTIGATION!

HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY COLLUSION..

IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY EVIDENCE?!

“THE DEMORATS WENT DOWN IN GEORGIA” #AnotherBigLeagueTrumpReferendum

“THE DEMORATS WENT DOWN IN GEORGIA” #AnotherBigLeagueTrump Referendum
(music by Charlie Daniels Band)

Intro FIDDLE RIFF….

‘PAJAMA BOY’ GETS A BIG-LEAGUE WEDGIE 🙂

The Demorats went down to Georgia..
They were lookin’ for a seat to steal..
They were in a bind, ’cause Trump had kicked Hillary’s behind,
& they were obstructin’ and tryin’ to heal…

They put it upon this pajama boy,
Speakin’ in PC riddles (bullshit), & layin’ in it a lot..
So The Donald jumped upon his twitter stump,
& said, “PJ boy, Karen’s gonna kick your wussie butt”…

I guess you didn’t know it,
That Crooked Hillary was a riddle sayer (PC bullshitter) too..
But you don’t care, you’ll take Hollywood’s dare,
& make the bet their money’ll pull ya through…

Now you say pretty good riddles, PJ boy (can read a prompter like Obama)
But give the district voters their due..

I’ll bet my endorsement of gold,

Against your carpet-bag soul,
‘Cause I think my base’ll flush you 🙂

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