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"Let the American youth never forget, that they possess a noble inheritance, bought by the toils, and sufferings, and blood of their ancestors; and capacity, if wisely improved, and faithfully guarded, of transmitting to their latest posterity all the substantial blessings of life, the peaceful enjoyment of liberty, property, religion, and independence."
--Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution, 1833

“MAJOR CON” aka Lyin’ Liz #UnemployedPregnantIndianPrincess

“MAJOR CON” aka Lyin’ Liz #UnemployedPregnantIndianPrincess

(music by David Bowie)

A “TRUTH ODDITY” TALE…..

Intro Acoustic Guitar….

(Fake-Corrupt-News):

Ground-control to Major Con….

Ground-control to Major Con….

Don’t take your birth control pills and play the victim card….

Ground-control to Major Con….

10….9….8….7….6….

Commencing wealth put down, class war on…

5….4….3….2….1…..mask off!

Stoke division, and may socialist dream come true!……..

This is ground-control to Major Con…

You’ve really made the (center of debate) stage…

& the Native (Americans) want to know whose head-dress you wear…
Now it’s time to leave your phony heritage (disable ancestry.com account) if you dare!…Emoji
(& embrace your white-girl-privilege)

(LYIN’ LIZ):
This is Major Con to (fake-news-flow) ground control…
I’m stepping up class-war…
& I’m fighting in a Saul Alinsky (Rules For Rads) way…
And our country will look very different, (socialist) foray!Emoji
(see Venezuela)

Cold beer!… am I streaming from my home cam…

(my income) Far!… above 99% of the world…

Planet Earth ain’t blue (black w/ 12 yrs left),

& there’s no one, Biden’s through Emoji

Voters should fear you (Marxist Nut), Major Con!…

Voters, steer clear of Major Con!…

Voters don’t want to hear your BS lies, Major Con!…

Voters, don’t chug beer with Major Con!…

“HEY JOE” #QuidProSchmoe🤤

“HEY JOE” #QuidProSchmoe🤤

(music by Jimi Hendrix)

Intro JIMI Riff🎸

Hey.. Joe…

Where you (& Sleepy Junior) goin’ with that, sum💵 in your hands🤗…

Hey.. Schmoes🤤…

Trump said,

“a where’d that prosecutor go? he all done, was your plan”👎…

(Sleepy😴Creepy😏):

“Lead goin’ down to Indian lady..

They caught me messin’ ‘round with some other lands” (Ukraine, China etc)…

“My lead goin’ down to that Pocahontas crazy🤪..

Ya know they caught me (& junior) messin’ ‘round with some other lands”🤥😣

& THAT AIN’T TOO COOL!😠

(PREZ TRUMP):
“The Biden’s are Stone Cold Crooked!”..

“HERE I GO AGAIN” #StorytimeWithLiddle’LowLifeAdumbSchiff👀

“HERE I GO AGAIN” #StorytimeWithLiddle’LowLifeAdumbSchiff👀

(music by Whitesnake)

HERE I GO!…….

(SHIFTY✏️):

No I don’t know, where this is goin’… (hopefully impeachment)🤔

But I sure know where I’ve been… (humiliated by Russia nothingburger)😖

Hangin’ on the (scripted whistle-blower) promises,

& the wrongs of yesterday (I have Russia collusion evidence!)…

‘Cause I’ve made up this (another) crime😉…

I ain’t wastin’ no more time (move inquiry at warp-speed instead of 2 yrs)…

Here I go again…..🤤

Here I go again🤥…..

Though I keep searchin’ for an action (criminal)🧐

Never seem to find what I’m lookin’ for… (so I’ll just make it up & read to Congress)🤥

Oh Lord, I pray to give me no shame, to carry on…

‘Cause I know what it means…

To stumble along, with lowly conspiracy themes!🤪…..

Here I go again, not alone! (I have a House full of Democ🐀’s)…

Goin’ down the only road, we’ve ever known!… (Impeach 45! Impeach 45!)😫

Like a tipster, I was forewarned ‘bout this big load💩 (I helped write ‘Dirty Dossier Redux’ aka whistle-blower complaint)📝🤫

& I’ve made up this (another) crime…

I’ll keep wastin’ American’s time🙄☹️…..

Shifty✏️ meet Treason😳

“SECOND-HAND (FAKE) NEWS” #Whistle’HotAir’Blower🤤

“SECOND-HAND (FAKE) NEWS” #Whistle’HotAir’Blower

(music by Fleetwood Mac)

Intro BUCKINGHAM GUITAR Riff….

(MUELLER):

I know.. had nothin’ to say..

Someone.. has taken my place.. (another witch hunter)

When crimes go bad.. (hoax collapses)😖

When times get rough.. (hoax boomerangs)😳

We just stay on down in our swamp grass,

& keep on doin’ our stuff.. (targeting, fabricating, spying, leaking etc)😉

(BS Blower):

I know… I got nothin’ on you..

But I know… there’s somethin’ to do.. (file a dirty deep state scripted bogus report)👍

When crimes go bad.. (hoax collapses)😖

& we can’t get enough.. (zero evidence)🤔

We just stay on down in our swamp grass,

& keep on doin’ our stuff.. (Impeach 45! Impeach 45!)

(The SQUAD of Dirty Dog MF’ers):

Do it! do it! do it!🤤

Bow.. bow.. bow.. bow bow bow.. bow.. bow.. bow.. bow bow.. bow…… Emoji

(BS BLOWER):

One thing.. I think you should know.. (& probably conceal)🤫

I ain’t.. gonna give you first-hand quote..

Been down (on Trump) so long.. (Deep State biased hater)

Report’s been tossed around enough.. (scripted & edited to target & deceive)

Aw couldn’t I just keep my head down,

& let Pencil Neck Schiff do his stuff.. (lead inquiry & investigation charade)

(PREZ T):

I know.. you were hopin’ to find..

But I’m someone.. who’s gonna give you a piece of my mind.. (expose so voters fire your corrupt asses!)😠

When your crimes go bad (boomerang on your corrupt head)..
When your crimes get stuffed (down your throats – debunked Russia, Recession, Racist, Ukraine, Kavanuagh etc Hoaxes)..
I’m gonna keep drainin’ ya down in your swamp grass,
& show off all your dirty stuff!

I’m Doin’ It!….

(BS BLOWER):

I’m just second-hand (fake) news..

I’m just 2nd (or 3rd) hand fake news!….

Yeah!..

I’m just second-hand (fake) news..

I’m just 2nd (or 4th) hand fake news!….

Yeah!..

I’m just second-hand (fake) news..
I’m just 2nd (or 5th) hand fake news!….

(REPEAT)…..

“HAVE YOU EVER FLEECED UKRAINE??” (& China) #DumbassQuestion

“HAVE YOU EVER FLEECED UKRAINE??” (& China) #DumbassQuestion

(music by CCR)

Someone told ‘em (all of us) long ago… (actually it was dumbass Sleepy Joe😴bragging on video🤤):

“If he’s not canned, before I go”… (in 6 hrs)

“Just know!”…

“No aid be comin’ for sometime”…👎

“When it’s over, son-of-a-bitch”, I say…

Gone away (prosecutor), & big pay day 💵…

Quid Pro Joe!…

Flowin’ in like water…..

(50K monthly to Sleepy Junior)🤑

I.. wanna know..

Have you ever fleeced Ukraine?🤔… (& China)

I.. wanna know..

Have you ever fleeced Ukraine?🤔… (& China)

Shuttin’ down (Burisma investigation), and a big pay day😉…..

(CORRUPT LOOTER SOB’s)

“I WANT A NEW DRUG” #MAGAStrength

“I WANT A NEW DRUG” #MAGAStrength🤢

(music by Huey Lewis & The News)

TDS wonder-drug
WARNING: highly addictive
*not covered under Obama-careEmojiEmoji

INTRO GUITAR…

Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!…….Emoji

I want a new drug…

One that won’t make me flip… (ev’rytime a hear the words president and Trump)

One that won’t make me rash & scar… (w/ permanent dysfuction or self-harm)

Or make me squeal, for my “Russia fix”…

I want a new drug…

So I don’t blurt “off with his head!”… (see patient Kathy Griffin)

One that won’t make me run my mouth ’til dry… (w/ bogus conspiracy theories & nazi name calling)

Or make my lies, (fizzle to) no cred… (see fake-news shows)

One that won’t make me nervous… (& hateful & deranged)Emoji

Triggerin’ all I do… (constant anxiety, making threats, violent protest etc)

One that makes me feel like I’d feel if Obama 3rd-term had come true…… Emoji

But I’m alone with loons… Emoji

I want a new drug…

So more tears won’t spill… (been sobbing since 2016)Emoji

One that don’t, cost too much… (40 million Emojiwitch-hunt)

Or come as a Dem shill… (see Christine Blasey Ford)Emoji

I want a new drug…

One that makes Trump go away!… (Impeach 45! Impeach 45!)

One that won’t keep me up all night… (watching Roswell Rachel Maddow)Emoji

One that won’t make me swear all day… (F’in Trump!)Emoji

One that won’t make me nervous… (& deranged & hateful)Emoji

Triggerin’ all I do… (anxiety, threats, violence)

One that makes me feel like I’d feel if Obama 3rd-term had come true…… Emoji

‘Cause i’m alone…. with loons… Emoji

I’m alone with Poca baby….

PILL-POPPIN’ GUITAR….

I want a new drug…

One that does what it should… (“makes this Buttercup feel like a winner!”)🤗

One that don’t make me feel too bad… (not as bad a DeBlasio negative poll #)🤤

One that don’t make me feel too good… (not as good as a Biden / ‘Corn-Pop’ showdown)😳

I want a new drug…

So I don’t shout… (@ the sky each election anniversary)Emoji

One that won’t make me talk (jibberish babble) so much…

Or make my face, freakout!… (like Fredo Cuomo)Emoji

One that won’t make me nervous (& hateful & deranged)Emoji

Triggerin’ all I do…

One that makes me feel like I’d feel if Obama 3rd-term had come true……Emoji

Now I’m alone…. with loons🤪

I’M ALONE W/ THIS FUCKIN’ FREDO DUDEEmojiEmoji

“AT ELECTION TIME”🇺🇸#Trump202 0’KeepItSummertimeInAmerica!’☀️

“AT ELECTION TIME”🇺🇸#Trump2020’KeepItSummertimeInAmerica!’☀️

(music by Mungo Jerry)

Intro ‘Campaign Trail’ Riff….

(TRUMP-TRAINEmoji “We have the greatest political movement in our history!”):

Choo.. choo choo.. uh, choo.. choo choo.. uh
Choo.. choo choo.. uh, choo.. choo choo.. uh (repeat)

At election time, when the rhetoric hot..

You can wake right up, and tweet by nine..

At election time,

You got winnin’, you got winnin’ on your mind..

Great instincts, non stop drive,

Go out, and rally (MAGA) all the time🇺🇸👍

Well thank Donny we’re rich,

Throw regs out, tax cuts real..

Yeah thank Donny not poor,

U.S.A. first, is the deal😉

Speed along our gains,
Second term & return Prez 45👍
When the swamp drains down,
We can make it 🇺🇸 make it good, and really fine👍

Trump’s no threat, people (but The Squad is!)👹
He’s not dirty (like Crooked Hillary),
He’s not mean (like Obama Deep State witch hunters)..
He loves everybody (Make Your Country Great Again)👍
But he do as he please (America 1st)🇺🇸
At election time-
He on a mission, to go winnin’ for country👍🇺🇸
He’s always snappy (witty unlike Sleepy Joe)😴
Life’s for buildin’ yeah, that’s his philosophy😉

(Building economy, wealth, military, security, WALL)😉

Vote along with us..
T T T T T…
Don don don don don…
Yeah, voters hap-pap-py😁

Don don don T don don T T don don T don…
Don do don don don..
Don don don don..
Don don don……

ALL ABOARD! aah…

Choo.. choo choo uh.. choo.. choo choo.. uh (repeat)
MAGA PIANO Emoji

When election’s here, yeah it’s MAGA time🇺🇸👍
Dem he’ll throttle, wear your Red Hat, it’ll soon be 2nd-term time..
& we’ll mock snowflakes again❄️🤣
They’ll go cryin’😥or maybe they’ll meltdown😱
Yeah we’re rich🤑 ‘cause he’s fights 💪🇺🇸
Not our friends, if they always run us down👎😉

Choo.. choo choo.. uh choo.. choo choo.. uh…..

Choo.. choo choo.. uh!Emoji
(REPEAT EACH ELECTION CYCLE)

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