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"Let the American youth never forget, that they possess a noble inheritance, bought by the toils, and sufferings, and blood of their ancestors; and capacity, if wisely improved, and faithfully guarded, of transmitting to their latest posterity all the substantial blessings of life, the peaceful enjoyment of liberty, property, religion, and independence."
--Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution, 1833

“WE MAKE O’s SCHEMES”😍 #’O’IsSteamed😤

“WE MAKE O’s SCHEMES” #’O’IsSteamedEmoji

(music by Hall & Oates)

ODE to sexting lovebirds Strzok & Page😘

(LISA Snowflake-Trump-Hater PAGE):Emoji

What I want (Trump gone!), you’ve got (“insurance policy”)..

& it won’t be hard, we’ll handle😉..

We like to shame (dossier) and turn this scandal..

The scandal feeds the shame (peeing hookers etc)😍…

yeah yeahEmoji

(PETER Cupcake-Trump-Hater STRZOK):😫

What I’ve got’s, full crock of thoughts (smelly WalMart shoppers)😝
and schemes to scatter..

Andy (McCabe) pulled them all together (“insurance policy”),

& now I can explain (“the White House is running this, POTUS wants to know everything we’re doing”)👍👍

Oh yeah, well with you…

We make a O’s schemes come true😍

Ooo.. oo,, you you.. oo.. oo.. you youEmoji

Well well with you… oh yeah..

We make a O’s schemes come true👍😉..

Ooo.. oo.. you you.. well yeah.. oo.. ooEmoji

BACROCK Trump-Stalker OBAMA):😠

On ‘The Right’ now my, schemes become headline streamer..😳

Now they’re messin’, Deep State cleaners..

I can’t laugh, I am the face😖

Twist & shout (lame blame game), no way out😱

I wrapped your love-sick selves around me,

‘Cause this ain’t the way it was to be! (you idiots shouldn’t have texted about my overthrow plot!)😠
& my legacy’ll never be the same!😰 oh yeah

Well, ‘cause of you!😤

You make a my schemes fall through👎

Ooo.. oo.. you two.. oo.. oo.. Emoji

Well, well you two Dumbshits!.. ooh ooh😒

You make a my schemes fall through😠

Ooo.. oo.. you you..

whoa yeah.. Emoji

LISTEN TO THIS:

“KISS MY ASS💋YOU DEEP STATE HUMAN SCUM!”😠

“NERVOUS BREAKDOWN” #’O’Exposed😱

“NERVOUS BREAKDOWN” #’O’Exposed😱

(music Led Zeppelin)

INTRO JIMMYEmoji…..

(NERVOUS ‘O’):

Hey!… Durham, stop what you’re doin’!…

Hey!… Barr, you’ll drive me to ruin😖…

I don’t want people to know what I did about you..(criminally targeted a duly elected president to remove from office)🤫

‘Cause it sure was a lot!😳(massive abuse of power)

Won’t you let me scold you (spin narrative to blame of investigation)😤

Let me field my lovin’ charms (cue my sycophant media mites to defend my honor)🥰🤤

Communication (Fake News cover up narrative) breakdown😝

It’s always shift blame🤥..

I’m havin’ a nervous breakdown!😱

My legacy (& freedom) down the drain!….👍😉

LOCK HIM & his ‘Unknown Teleprompter’ UP!

“TIME FOR ME TO FLY” #FlynnFliesObamaFries👍👍

“TIME FOR ME TO FLY” #FlynnFliesObamaFries👍👍

(music by REO Speedwagon)

(HERO GENERAL FLYNN):

I’ve been around, paid dues (3-Star)

I got taken down by ruse..

But I just, got some righteous relief👍

I swallowed my pride, for you (my son was threatened with prosecution)..

Lived (Trump campaign advocate), and lied (not really), got screwed😒

But Strzok still made me feel like a thief (Comey pushed bogus prosecution)…

They had me reelin’, put me away (bankruptcy, prison)..

‘Cause I’d blow them all in (as NSA)..

Stealin’ these years away (& reputation),

& I can’t relive ‘em (restore)😞

Now I get last laugh😂..

& truth’ll make them cry😩..

I believe it’s time for me to fly🦅👍😉….

(BACROCK ‘Abuse My Power To Save My Legacy From Trump’ HUSSEIN OBAMA):

I said we’d get/throw him out (JANUARY 5, 2017 Oval Office meeting to overthrow a duly elected president, aka TREASON)..

Comey said that he had no doubt..

With Deep State we were abusin’ gov..

Oh, and I wired (spied) their goin’ ons,

Had a legacy (to protect), I know would be gone (Paris climate, open border sanctuary, Iran nuke)👎

I do believe that I had reason enough (to perpetrate that biggest criminal political scandal in history!)😳

I had enough of the falseness,

Of his worn out MAGA elation😠

Enough of the fallacy,

That we’re an “exceptional” nation😒..

Oh I made Page & Strzok laugh (& sext)😍..

& with Brennan & Clapper spied👀..

I believe it’s time for me to lie!👍….

(PREZ T):

Time for Flynn to fly!🦅…

Truth and fight set the General freeEmoji

Time for Flynn to fly!…

That’s justice and got to be👍

I know it hurts Deep State bad guysEmojiEmoji

But it’s time for Flynn to fly..

Fly!….

Oooo….

Barry…..

Well don’t ya know it’s time for Obama to fry!..
Justice won’t let his ass be..
Time for Obama to fry!..
Oh, Barry,
That’s damn sure how it will be!Emoji

‘O’, I know it hurts his play to pry (me out of office),
But it’s time for Obama to fry!….

It’s time for Bacrock to fry…

Lie.. lie.. dirty guy…

It’s time for Obama to fry…

TIME FOR ‘O’ TO FRYEmojiEmoji

“AIN’T HE A SHAME” #TheSchiffHitsTheFan💩😳

“AIN’T HE A SHAME” #TheSchiffHitsTheFan💩😳

(music by Fats Domino)

‘DOC-DUMP’

You made, up lies..🤥

When you said, Trump spied!

Ain’t he a shame…✏️😳

His smears were so lame🤤

You are a shame…

You’re the one to blame!😠

You stoked, tore apart (divided)..

When you said, we’ll part! (impeach prez)..

Ain’t he a shame…😖

His smears were so lame👎

You are a shame…

You’re the one we blame!😠

Oh well, goodbye (documents/transcripts released)👋

Uh oh, you’ll fry🔥😳

Ain’t that a shame…😂🤣

Your smears were so lame🤤

Ain’t he a shame✏️😳

He’s the one to blame👍😉

“HYPOCRISY” #BelieveHypocrats

“HYPOCRISY” #BelieveHypocrats

(music by Billy Joel)

BILLY PIANO…

#MeToo search for truthfulness..

Blasey Ford was quite the find😝..

She got all their love to feed narrative.. (DiFi/Feinstein)😍

But if you look for same fairness..

Tara Reade might just as well be blind🤫..

It always seems for Dems, so hard to give!…

Hypocrisy!..

Is such a fitting word😉

Every one of them is such a ruse🤤…

Hypocrisy!..

Is the mentality of this herd!😩

& double standard is what we get from all of you (Crazy Nancy, Crooked Hillary, Pocahontas etc)…

They will always find (target) someone (Republican)..

To flay and demonize😠..

If they work with heart and honor to succeed (Justice Kavanaugh)👍…

‘Cause they just want some sleepy face😴

To tell them sleazy lies (I did not put my hand up under her skirt.. it never ever happened)💤💤

They all know this someone (Hidin’ Biden would never do that), so #WeBelieveJoe🤤

Hypocrisy!..

Is such a fitting word😉

Every one of them is such a ruse🤤…

Hypocrisy!..

Is the mentality of this herd!😩

& double standard is what we get from all of you (Fake News & Hollywood Women)🤫

“I BELIEVE THE SLEEPY PALEFACE”

“OLD TIME LEADERS WITH SOUL Redux” #21st CenturyThrowback

“OLD TIME LEADERS WITH SOUL Redux” #21stCenturyThrowback
(music by Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band)

INTRO PIANO RIFF…

I took those old records off the shelf..

I sat (in Trump Tower) and read about ‘em by myself🧐

That lazy president (Obama) ain’t got the same goals (will never be a socialist country)..

I like them Old Time Leaders with soul👍

Don’t try to take Abe to a Fake-News shit show💩..

They could never even hold his hat🎩let alone the floor..

In ten minutes he’d win the ‘Twitter-Civil-War’📱

I’ll take those old time Leaders with Soul👍

Still like those Old Time Leaders With Soul..

Those kind of leaders just smooth and bold..

I reminisce (restore) about our traditions of old..

& those Old Time Leaders With Soul…

DREW ABBOTT GUITAR…

George won’t shy away from a witch-hunt tango😠

He’d rather make some news (history), founded a country with soul👍

There’s only one sure way an underdog rose (to beat the British & Crooked Hillary)💪😠👊🏻

Start playin’ (fightin’) like Old Time Leaders With Soul😉👍

Call Reagan a relic, call him what you will..

Say Conservatism’s old-fashioned, say The Gipper was over the hill..

Today’s Dem nom ain’t got no get-up-n-go😴💤💤

‘Sleepy’ not like those Old Time Leaders With Soul👍

Sure like those Old Time Leaders With Soul..

Those kind of leaders just smooth and bold😎..

I reminisce (restore) about our traditions of old (Merry Christmas!)

With those Old Time Leaders With Soul!👍😉

(REPEAT CHORUS)

“BOLD MAN”

“BOLD MAN”

(music by The Blues Brothers)😎😎

Intro🎸…

Comin’ to ya..
From Honest Abe’s abode..

Good governin’..
I got a ship (USNS Comfort) load..

& when you get it (tax relief)..

You got somethin’ (economic growth & Jobs!Jobs!Jobs!)💪..

So don’t worry..
‘Cause it’s again comin’ (post virus shutdown boom! – “I built record economy once, we’ll do it again!)😉

I’m a Bold Man!👍

I’m a Bold Man!😎…

I’m a Bold Man!…

I’m a Bold Man!…

Got what we got (historic growth #’s)..

The hard way (while having to beatdown the Dirty Dems & Fake Newsies)🤤🤤👊🏻

& we make it better (Coronavirus task force)..

Each & ev’ry day (‘invisible enemy on the run & country re-opening)💪😉

So country..
Said don’t ya fret..

‘Cause we ain’t seen..
Nothin’ yet (quickly reach new highs)👍

I’m a Bold Man!…

I’m a Bold Man!😎…

I’m a Bold Man!…

I’m a Bold Man!Emoji

“I LIKE BIG TITS” #Jumpin’JoeWantedToJumpOnThose!🤗😛

“I LIKE BIG TITS” #Jumpin’JoeWantedToJumpOnThose!🤗😛

(music by Joe Walsh)

‘Ho Joe’ to minor Eva Murry at ‘08 political dinner event: “14?! you’re very well endowed for 14!!”🤗😛

(HO JOE 2008):

Uh huh..

I like BIG TITS🤗😛

Uh huh🤤..

Uh huh🤤..

I see ‘em on the DC streets..

Left & right👀

I like Big Tits, that’s right👐

I didn’t even try to look away (even after she said she was 14 yrs old!)😳

‘Cause I can’t resist😏 (& don’t want to)😛

All the time I try to maul, grab quick (at political events),

Here come some tits, uh huh..

That a big 10-4..

Big Tits (or a kiss, or hug, or rub)🤗..

Joe grabs his, uh huh..

Joe likes big tits🥰

Eva’s tits😍

I liked (ogled) her tits at the ‘First State Gridiron Dinner👀😋😏

“BIG FUCKING DEAL” Redux #YeahJumpin’JoeItSureIs!🤤

“BIG FUCKING DEAL” Redux #YeahJumpin’JoeItSureIs!🤤

(music by John Fogerty)

Intro Fogerty GUITAR RiffEmoji

Well a, beat the drum (BELIEVE!🤷🏻‍♀️BELIEVE!🤷🏻‍♀️)..

She’s not alone (#MeToo🙋🏼‍♀️)..

A victim came forth today..

He’s snorin’ again😴 (not addressing),

They’re coverin’ his ass, will not yield (hypocrite Dems & fake News)🤤🤤

Around ’93 heard (Tara Reade’s mother calling into Larry King Live), & told all at home (brother, mother neighbor & friend),
Bout’ this beady-eyed creepy-man😏

Anyone (of his countless female ‘squeezes’🤗😘😛) can understand, the way she feels😩…

(TARA READE – the victim):

Oooh,

He put me in a hold😘

Said, I’m ready to play☝🏻 ok?..

He put me in a hold😘

I didn’t want to play😳 no way!

Assaulted me🤦‍♀️..

This should be🤷🏻‍♀️..

(like Jumpin’ Joe demanded during Kavanaugh witch hunt & whispered to Bacrock about Obamacare),

“A Big Fucking Deal!”…

“GIMME SHELTER In Place” #OrElse!😠

“GIMME SHELTER In Place” #OrElse!😠

(music by The Rolling Stones)

INTRO KEITH🎸…

(GOVERNOR ‘Hunker-In-Home-Cell’ TWISTED SISTA WHITMER):

Ooo…

A (peasant) storm is threat’nin…

My very power today…

If I don’t get some shelter (compliance)…

Oh yeah, I’m gonna lock ‘em away💪😠…

Law! (Martial)…

Children! (Subjects)…

It’s just a virus away…

It’s just a crisis away😉….

Ooo…

See the ‘bitter-clingers’ screamin’😫…

Trespassin’ on my streets today…

Spurn, get off State House carpets…

No bull, do my way!…

Rape!.. murder! (of our 1st Amendment)

It’s just a virus away…

It’s just a crisis away😳…

(REPEAT)

“TOUCH THEE AIDE” #Jumpin’Joe🤗😘

“TOUCH THEE AIDE” #Jumpin’Joe🤗😘

(music by The Doors)

INTRO GROPE-N-FRISK BEAT…..

C’mon! c’mon! c’mon! c’mon! I touched thee aide…

Told her freeze (pushed up against wall), darlin’ don’t be afraid😳…

What about that promise that you made🤔 (to keep your mouth shut!)

Why did your mother tell Larry King what I did😠

What happened to that promise that you made

(told your brother, friend, neighbor & colleague!!)…

(JUMPIN’ JOE 1993):

Now I’m, gonna rub you (“he put his hand up my skirt and he put his fingers inside me”),

Just like President Clinton does to his interns & aides🤗😘…

I’m, gonna rub you,

‘Cause I’m a political rockstar🤩 (like Ted Kennedy), and creepy guy, just keep it between you & i🤫…

(CROOKED HILLARY):

“guess it’s time to get the ‘Bimbo Eruption Squad’ back together”👊🏻😍

C’mon! c’mon! c’mon! c’mon! I squash these babes👊🏻😠

“SOMETHIN’ WRONG WITH THE WORLD” #Push’EmOffTheEdge😳👍

“SOMETHIN’ WRONG WITH THE WORLD” #Push’EmOffTheEdge😳👍

(music by Aerosmith)

INTROEmoji…..

There’s somethin’ wrong with the world today..

& we know what it is: (Globalism, Statism, Socialism, Liberalism, PC, Fake News Media, DemocRats, RINO’s, Snowflakes w/ TDS, Antifa, China Virus, etc)..

Somethin’ wrong with their lies…

They’re seein’ (& spinnin’) things in a twisted way,

& God (& our Founding Fathers) knows it ain’t his..

They sure ain’t no surprise…

Push ‘em off the edge!… (& knock some sense into them!)

Push ‘em off the edge!…

(RED 2020 TSUNAMI!)🌊

Push ‘em off the edge!…

Push ’em off a ledgeEmojiEmoji

There’s somethin’ wrong with the world today..

The light bulb’s (AhOleC) gettin’ dim🤤..

There’s meltdown in her mind (of economy, energy, work, Green Scheme🤮etc)..

If Dems can pick their wise man (prez candidate)..

But if he speaks they won’t win😝..

They should be forever shunned and marginalized😔👍

Push ‘em off the edge!…

(TRUMP 2020 LANDSLIDE!)

Quid-Pro-Joe can’t help himself from stallin,…

Push ‘em off the edge!..

Cuomo can’t help himself at all… (ignored a 2015 epidemic supply stock then begged Trump for 2020 help)😫

Push ‘em off the edge!…
Pelosi just helps herself to all!Emoji

Push ’em off the edge!…

W.H.O. tell us what you think about this situation??🤔

Abdication! no information!.. (no warning!)

Trump hammering you👊🏻😠

yeah!
If Shifty Schiff✏️😳 tells you that Russia is callin’ (Trump),

Even if it wasn’t and impeachment stallin’..😫

Dems back again🤤

You know they will my friend (“never let a good crisis go to waste”, ie Corona Virus)😉

Again & again & again & again & again…..

WHITFORD & PERRY🎸🎸….

Trump tells us what he thinks about our situation..

Dem abdication👎 biased investigations👎..

Not representing you!…

As health providers & economists tell us that the sky is fallin’..

Even as it is we know he’ll still be installin’, growth again👍

You bet, Makin’ America Great my friend 💪😉

Again! & again! & again! & again!….

There’s somethin’ right in the world today,

& everybody knows we’re strong! (American leadership & Exceptionalism)..

& we will tell ‘em know, never let it go! (hold accountable)..

‘Cause we will surely be a buildin’ on!……

Push ‘em off the edge!
Schiff can’t help himself, he’s appallin’😝…

Push her off the ledge!
Pelosi sure helps herself to all🍨Emoji🤗…

Push ‘em off the edge!
Biden can’t help himself from stallin’🤪…

Push ‘em off the edge!😳
Dems everybody, fake news everybody…

PUSH ‘EM OFF A LEDGE!EmojiEmoji

(REPEAT CHORUS)….

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah….

“MAGIC MAN😉v.s.TRAGIC MAN”😴 #2020Smackdown👊🏻😵

“MAGIC MAN😉v.s.TRAGIC MAN”😴 #2020Smackdown👊🏻😵

(music by ♥️Heart)

INTROEmoji….

Bold, make right, not long ago (2016),

When we were not so strong you know (post Obama-Biden ruin)😖

A gritty man came to we,

Never seen a guy so red, white & blue(America 1st!)👍

You know, he did not run away, he leads💪😉,

He’d seen Obama-Biden schemes😝👎

Cleaned up their ruin,

We worked right through it (millions of new jobs) yeah!💪😉…

Build our home! lead world👍he did it with style😎(MAGA!)

They don’t have to love us,

But will respect us all the while (Peace thru strength💪 FAIR Trade, pay fair shares)😉

So TDS Cupcakes😩,

Try to understand…

Try to understand…

Cry, cry, cry😪…

But understand:

HE’S OUR MAGIC MAN!…

Oooh yeah👍…

He’s got the pro-growth, America 1st plan!😉

Debate nights, he sang out of tune (tough time even making coherent comments)🤤

He stayed inside hunkered down in basement bedroom🛌😴..

Never ever never let (prosecutor investigate Hunter),

Quid pro quo sell last forever😉 (elect me & I’ll make Hunter Ambassador to China)🤑..

Well, summer blunders drooled to fall🤤,

Dems finally realized their stall😖..

Obama says he’s worried, legacy dryin’ up in a hurry, yeah🥺

Stay at home! fool.. Obama cried on a burner obama-phone☎️..

For sure we’ll lose with Joey again, my girl (Moochelle) could bring it home😉..

‘Cause Bacrock understands…

Even AhOleC understands😳…

Cry, cry, cry😪 ‘cause Bernie’s Bros😡understand:

HE’S A TRAGIC MAN😴…

Obama aah🥺…

Joe’ s a tragic man…

(i shoulda left him on the trash heap of history)

“TWEET IT” #SocialMediaCounterpuncher👊🏻😵

“TWEET IT” #SocialMediaCounterpuncher👊🏻😵

(music by The Doors)

‘TWEET FIGHTIN’ MAN’📱😠 Locked-n-Loaded😉👍

C’mon!, c’mon!, c’mon!, c’mon! I’ll tweet it, babe..

Can’t you see, that I am not afraid (or PC)…

What was that comment fake news made😠…

Call out and tell you what they said (go directly / unfiltered to The People)😉..

Check out the response that I made💪📱…

Now, I’m… gonna punch (expose) you👊🏻…

Till your cred goes down the drain👎…

I’m… gonna punch you😵…

Put the truth😉 in front, of lies.. for you (lamestream) bye bye!😳👋

Image result for whoopi and joy behar mad angry

Image result for morning joe mad angry

C’MON!, C’MON!, C’MON!, C’MON! & CHOKE ON IT BABE…

 

 

“I LIKE CHINESE”🥠#&LoveTheirPropaganda🤤👍

“I LIKE CHINESE”🥠#&LoveTheirPropaganda🤤👍

(music by Monty Python)

(SLEEPY JOE from deep in his basement bunker):

The world (except for China) today seems absolutely crackers🤪..

With travel bans to slow us all, no fly.. (it’s racist! xenophobic!.. oh wait, now i guess i agree with)🤪

This fool & idiot (Trump), hitting on (China & WHO), has triggered (his virus)..

(Oh gee, why does he keep calling it the ‘Chinese Virus’)🤔

It’s depressing😣.. and I’m making sense less (& less)🤤.. but that’s why-

I like Chinese🥰…

I like Chinese😍…

Me & Bacrock (with trade & tech) would get down on our knees🤤🤤.. (& then bend over)

We were always friendly and were ready to please (allow a 1/2 trillion yr trade deficit)😉👍

I like Chinese😘…

I like Chinese🥰…

There’s 1.5 billion💵 from them, where’s Hunter in the world today🤑..

He sure learned to like them, “fire that prosecutor!” i say😉👍

(HATE-TRUMP MEDIA & DIRTY DEMOCRATS):

We like Chinese🥰…

We like Chinese😍…

Trump’s racism goes a long way overseas..

But they’re cute, and they’re cuddly, and they didn’t spread this disease (it was Trump!)🤪

We like Chinese food (from ‘wet markets’)😋..

The W.H.O. is never rude🤓 (like Trump is!)

Think the many things they’ve done to depress (the USA)..

There’s: tech theft, trade deficit, Trump plays checkers & they play chess!

We like Chinese😍…

We like Chinese🥰…

🥠WHERE’S HUNTER??

(maybe the Chinese know)🤔

“SUNDAE WOMAN”🍨#GetYourHeadOutOfYourFreezer(Ass)!🥶

“SUNDAE WOMAN”🍨 #GetYourHeadOutOfYourFreezer(Ass)!🥶

(music by The Doors)

Intro FREEZER-BURN Groove…..

“I honestly don’t know what I would do without chocolate ice cream, hee hee”

HEY PRINCESS, I GOT YOUR CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM RIGHT HERE!💩😋

(SAN FRAN NAN):

Well, I won’t be leavin’town, back to DC won’t go!…

Took a look in freezer, went on the ‘Late Late Show’ (w/ douchebag James Corden)Emoji

Yummy all the gourmet pints in 24K frig at my humble abode😋…

(DOUCHEBAG JAMES):

You sure a lucky (entitled) little lady I’ve admired all my life🥰…

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):

Just another lost (liberal) “angel”😝…

Livin’ the life🤪…

No PPP oversight (no Paycheck Protection Program funding)😖…

Double-fudge delight🤗…

Small business nite nite!😵👎…

Woo’.. c’mon! (back to DC & do your job!)

KRIEGER GUITAR…

Sundae Women…

Sundae Women…

Sundae Woman, jeni’s has to do🍨

Sundae Woman, Dove bars have to do😋

Sundae Woman, small business just gonna have to make do😣

Hidin’ in your gated suburbs…

While we all lose👎…

Some close for good!…😖 yeah

You eat your high end food, food, food…🍧🍮

Americans lose!.. oh!… yeah😠

She sees our country hurtin’…

Towns are filled with no hires (going out of business)…

Her inaction says I never loved you…

Trump deranged is how she’s wired🤪…

Mrs. no dough providin’💵👎

Mrs. mo froze, (PPP funds) denyin’…

Mrs. no mo (small business) survivin’😵

Mrs. mofo we despisin’…😠

Got to keep freezer stockpilin’🍨🍧🍨🤗

“SIX TRILLION DOLLAR REBRAND” #BiggerBetterStronger🇺🇸👍😉

“SIX TRILLION DOLLAR REBRAND” #BiggerBetterStronger😉

(Intro Six Million Dollar Man tv show)

‘OPENING UP AMERICA AGAIN!’

Narration by President Donald J. Trump:

“United States of America, Superpower.. a nation barely alive.. Countrymen, we can rebuild her.. we have the eonomy.. we have the capability (resiliency& ingenuity) to remake the world’s first free & finest land.. The United States of America will again be that land.. better than we were before.. bigger.. stronger.. (wealth) faster”👍

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“THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND” #&RingingEndorsement🤮

“THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND” #&RingingEndorsement🤮

(music by Andrew Gold)

‘Ode to all Schmoe’s true blue friends’🤮

Intro PIANO…

(SLEEPY JOE to Buddy Bacrock):

Thank you for being a friend..

Traveled down a hole (for 8 yrs), now our crap record’s under scrutiny again😖..

Your 1/2 hearted (response) is overdue,

Vibe of fail and no confidence😝….

(QUID PRO JOE to Brother Bernie):

You sound ashamed to say..

You hoped it all would not go this way (burned like in 2016)😡

AhOleC’s pissed off😠,

That you bent over and took another bow😳👎…

(CREEPY JOE to Pocahontas):

& you drew ‘gender card’ for Dem party..

Misogynists everyone, nothing new (including me!)..

Well, if you see the VP gift come from me,

Just discard my ex-aide’s sexual assault allegation, & say-

Thank you for being a friend🥰…

Thank you for being a friend😍…

Thank you for being a friend😘…

Thank you for being a friend😉👍…

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):
“PUCKER UP SLEEPY!Emoji😵

“LEADER OF THE PACK” #Absolutely👑👍

“LEADER OF THE PACK” #Absolutely👑👍

(music by Twisted Sister)

GUITAR…..

(Michigan GOV ‘twisted sista’ WHITMER):

“hey, is he really going out with him??”…

(California GOV NEWSOM):

“there he is, let’s ask him”…

(GOV Twisted Sista):

“hey man, are those his masks you’re wearin’?😷

(New York GOV ANDREW):

“Uh huh”🤤…

(GOV GAV):

“man, it must be great ridin’ (on that ship) with him😎

is he callin’ you up after the briefing today?”…

(ANDREW):

“uh uhEmoji

(GOV Twisted Sista):

“by the way, why’d you retweet him?”🤪

(GOV CUOMO):

I texted him at the Federal Stockpile store!..

He brought companies around (private sector partnership) and stockpiled for me👍

They got the picture…(Defense Production Act)💪

( 50 GOVERNORS):

Yeah, we see😳

That’s why they fell in line for…

The LEADER OF THE PACK!😉

“CROSSROADS” #BiggestDecisionOfMyLife🤔🙏🏻

“CROSSROADS” #BiggestDecisionOfMyLife🤔🙏🏻

(music by Cream / Robert Johnson)🎸🎸

INTRO CLAPTON GUITAR RIFF…

I went down to the crossroads..

Tryin’ to make it right (decision when to re-open country)🤔🙏🏻…

I went down to the crossroads..

Tryin’ to make it right (doctor/military task force & re-open country council)😉…

Nobody seems to know exactlyEmoji..

Everybody consulting me wise👩🏻‍🔬👩🏾‍⚕️😇

I went down to the crossroads..

Shutdown from disease🦠😷… (the invisible genius enemy)

I went down to the crossroads..

Rebound, beat disease👍…

Ask the Lord above for mercy🙏🏻 (task force, council & ‘my genius metric’🧠)😉..

Save us, even the Fake News & Do Nothing Dem sleaze🥰

LORD, HAVE MERCY!😇

“I’M HUNKERED DOWN”😴 #&Goin’DownCome November😵

“I’M HUNKERED DOWN”😴 #&Goin’DownComeNovember😵

(music by Bruce Snowflake❄️😫 Springsteen)

Intro LITTLE STEVEN🎸….

I sit in basement, inside my house.. (all quiet)

I can feel the sleep a comin’ ‘round😑💤💤

Bernie Bros go to put their arms around me😘 (now have to support Quid Pro Joe)🥵

& AhOleC, gives them a look like they’re way outta bounds😠

Well, Obama let’s out one of his bored (detached no endorsement) sighs🙄

Well lately when supporters look into my closed eyes😴

I’m hunkered down, down, down, down💤💤

I’m hunkered down, down, down, down💤💤

I’m hunkered down, down, down, down💤💤

My campaign’s clunkerin’ down, down, sound, like a clown🤡….

I get mic’d up 💻🎙and I ‘zoom’, out, baby live on ‘skype’🤤

In their homes, everybody starts turnin’, turnin’ (the channel)👎

Yearnin’ for some fire & fight/life😝😑..

They’re sick & tired of DNC proppin’ me up🥺

Proppin’ me up for Trump to just go knock-a knock-a knock-a me👊🏻down, down, down, down😵..

Come November,
I’m goin’ down, down, down, down💤💤

Hidin’ Biden’s in his basement,

Hunkered down, down, down, down😳…

Jill won’t even come,
Down, down, down, down…Emoji

Hey! GOOD-NITEEmojiEmoji

“W.H.O. R U?? #NoMore🤑ForYouChinaStooge

W.H.O. R U?? #NoMore🤑ForYouChinaStooge

(music by The Who)

Intro TOWNSHEND GUITAR…

WHO….. R U??
(China) stooge stooge… stooge stooge…

WHO….. R U??
(China) stooge stooge… stooge stooge…

repeat…

It started up, with a Wuhan ‘wet market’ flay,

The WHO Chieftain knew (but downplayed) it’s name (& infectious lethality)..

He said, “you can go fly back to homes tonight (in Italy, Spain, America etc)

No need to mask up, or keep six feet away” (minimal social distance)..

I staggered back 🤧🤒🤢 to my homeland ground,

& big sneeze🤧blew through the air😵..

I remember Trump throwin’ ventilators around (mostly to ill prepared Cuomo),

& WHO Chief clown preachin’ (CYA) like he cared😨

WHO….. R U??

(China) stooge stooge.. stooge stooge..🤤

I really wanna know,

WHO….. R U🤔

No more billions for you🤑👎.. you through👎😫..

“WHO THE FUCK R U!!”

“I THANK YOU” #THXMrPresident!🥰

“I THANK YOU” #THXMrPresident!🥰

(music by Honky Donkeys)

Performed by honky donkeys (aka Dem jackasses, NY Governor Andrew Cuomo w/ guest appearance by brother Fredo Cuomo…

INTRO QUARANTINE GROOVE🎸….

“This is a true story”…

(HONKY GOV):

Well, you didn’t have to govern for me but you did (sent masks).. and you did (sent ventilators).. and you did (sent USNS Comfort!)⛑🚢..

I thank you!👍

You didn’t have to govern for me like you did (sent gowns).. but you did (sent respirators).. and you did (built hospitals!)🏥..

I thank you!👍

Then you took your gov, and gave to someone else (other states)..

I wouldn’t know what that meant, as being governor of death (turned down 2015 opportunity to stock 16,000 ventilators and other medical supplies for pandemic preparedness)👎

You made New Yorkers feel, like they’ve never felt (safe & secure)😉

Supplies so good even Fredo hollered for your help!😵…

You didn’t have to please me like you did (sent gloves).. but you did (sent medical staff).. and you did (built hospitals!)🏥..

I thank you!👍

Ooo,

You didn’t have to throw it, like you did (sent ventilators).. oh you did (sent masks).. but you did (sent USNS Comfort!)⛑🚢..

I thank you👍

Everyday you sent us something new.. (more supplies!)

You pulled out your doc bag, and hydroxychloroquine too..

You want me tryin’, these drugs too..

But no way I can, keep a up with you!😣….

“I WANNA THANK YOU, DONNY”Emoji

“THEE ENTERTAINER” #&GreatLeader🇺🇸👍

“THE ENTERTAINER” &GreatLeader👍

( music by Billy Joel)

From Tweeting to Meetings to Press Briefings to Rallies: THE SHOW MUST GO ON!😉

I am thee Entertainer..

& I know just where America stands (1st!)..

Not another (pc political bs) serenader..

I’m my own stylin’ haired brand😎

Today (& for 8 yrs) I am your champion💪

Each day I work with all my heart..

& I know the game, haters want to impeach my name😠

‘Cause they know I’ll be here, for another 5 years👍

& they won’t play ‘majority’ part!😉

I am thee Entertainer..

& I’ve had them pay my price (trade restructure)🤑

These things I did, know put us first👍

They’ll learn I don’t play nice😵(tariff China)

Ah, and now they come to help me (27,000 Mexican troops on border)👍

Still for Wall they pay💰

‘Cause we’ve learned to dance, holdin’ hands we advance..

I stop ‘em drugs that trek, trade deficits in check,

Here we go, USMCA!😉

I am thee Entertainer..

Built all around the world🌏..

I’ve made all kinds of palaces (Trump properties)🏢

& I married one hell of a girl (1st-Lady Melania)😍

I can remember (‘The Apprentice’) faces..

I sure remember names (‘Celebrity Apprentice’)🤩

Ah, and what a sell,

You know show did so well👍

‘Cause after awhile, & lots of money piles💰

For charities, Big League gains💵💵💵😉

I am thee Entertainer..

I right for you much wrong..

I got to cut a tax or two,

Capital re-investment didn’t take that long😉..

No, on military can’t cut expenses💪

We’ve got to hold Red-Lines (unlike Bacrock Hussein)..

Gotta hit those fleas, in the Middle East (terrorists, mullahs etc)🚀

‘Cause we can’t forever stay, ‘cause there’s bills at home to pay (infrastructure etc)$$$..

Makin’ America Great all the time!👍…

I am thee Entertainer..

I come to do rally shows👏

You’ve heard my consistent rantings (against Fake-News media & Do-Nothing Dems)😝

I been on Hannity talk-radio📻..

It’ll take four more years to right it,

Obama was the worst years for our strife (economy, racial, security etc)😝👎

‘Hopey-Change was a siren song,

For Low-Info ding-dongs🤤..

Yeah we took a big hit,

But gotta MAGA fix👍..

& we built it back in 3.5 (yrs)😉…

I am thee Entertainer..

‘American Idol’ of this age (real world success)💪😉

I spent all my own money (no lobbyists)🤑

When I got on the stage (came down Trump Tower escalator)😎..

Ah, you’ve seen me troll the papers (Failing-NY-Times, Washington Compost)📰🤣

I’ve been rippin’ magazines (Time, Newsweek etc)📖🤤

But ‘Morning Schmoe’ gets old😭,

& CNN folds👎

As I get hit with attacks, from these biased hacks😫

I’ll hold another ‘daily brief’🎙😉 (TDS alive & well!)😫🤣

I am thee Entertainer..

& I know just where America stands (1st!)..
Not another (pc political bs) serenader..
I’m my own stylin’ haired brand😎
Today (& for 8 yrs) I am your champion💪
Each day I work with all my heart..
& I know the game, haters want to impeach my name😠
‘Cause they know I’ll be here, for another 5 years👍
& they won’t play ‘majority’ part!😉

“ALL BACKFIRES” #SeeDefinitionOfInsanity

“ALL BACKFIRES” #SeeDefinitionOfInsanity

(music by Bruce Snowflake😫❄️Springsteen)

Intro DEM REPEATING BACKFIREEmojiEmojiEmoji….

Hey fake-news worms in your press room home,

Did Trump go and leave your bias exposed😲…

‘I gotcha’ questions desire🤔??…

Oh.. oh.. oh..🤭

They backfire🤫…

Tell me now Biden, was travel-ban good to fight flu (covid)??

Did Trump do for us things that you wouldn’t do.. (hypocrite do-nothing)🥴

He can make you tired😴 (you can’t keep up old fart)

Oh.. oh.. oh..🤭

It backfired…😮🤣

All the time,
It’s like Dems’ll take a gripe, bogus & dumb🤤,

& run a sound-bite volley, then have it all turn out null…😣

At night Schiff wakes up😳 with impeach ‘dreaming wet’😝,

Another fake game runnin’ during the middle of this dread…
All fools,
Pelosi fuels his desire😠

(a partisan virus oversight committee to undermine Trump)🤤

Oh.. oh.. oh.. it’ll backfire😤

Oh.. oh.. oh.. more backfireEmojiEmoji

Oh.. oh.. oh.. all backfires😫

“COVER ME” #Mask/ScarfUp!😷

“COVER ME” #Mask/ScarfUp!😷

(music by Bruce ‘Snowflake’❄️Springsteen)

Intro LITTLE STEVENEmoji….

This slime is tough now, just gettin’ tougher🤧

This pandemic is rough it’s, just gettin’ rougher🤒

Cover me😷…

Come on country

Cover sneeze🤧…

Well, we’re lookin’ for our governors who will,

Ship masks on in, to cover me🤕…

Now, promise me country you won’t, let Dems bind us (they never let a good crisis go to waste without pushing Statism)😳..

Hold us in your arms (Healthcare Heroes)⛑👍

Let’s let, our free-markets get behind us💪

Cover me😷…

Stay indoors (hunker down)😉

& cover sneeze🤧…

Aaah, we’re lookin’ for our governors who will,

Ship masks on in, to cover me🤕…

Hey,
Outside covid😳

This thrivin’ foe (‘the invisible enemy’)🦠

We can stop the, vile, spread, growin’😷…

Scarf up real tight..

Stay indoors..

Don’t be goin’ out, hoardin’ TP no more!🛒🧻🧻🧻🧻

Whole world is out there, masks, tryin’ to score..

Don’t got enough, Trump wants to (Defense Production Act),

See many more! 3M😠

Cover me😷…

Put on! and cover sneeze🤧…

We’re not lookin’ for our governors to, lock us in (shelter at home order)😲

& smother me😞

Lookin’ for our governors who will,

Ship masks on in, to cover me😷

MASK ‘EM UP & LEAVE IT ON!

PREZ T: “this is voluntary.. I won’t be wearing one”😉

“I LOVE HOW YOU SCHLUBS SEETHE😤🤣 #WeLoveHowHeBugsYou

“I LOVE HOW YOU SCHLUBS SEETHE”😤🤣 #WeLoveHowHeBugsYou

(music by The Babys)

I love how your eyes narrow😠…

Whenever he’s on tv📺🎙…

& when he takes the spotlight away from you…

I love how you get pissed & freak😫…

I love the way you always treat (Trump supporters aka American majority),

Condescendingly…

But darlin’s most of all…

I love how you…..😤🤣

I love how you hate his tweets😠…

Whenever he trolls you (on twitter)…

I love how you instinctively…

Scream at the sky without being told to⛈😩…

I love the way you touch (antifa) us always,
Violently👊🏻😵…

But darlin’s most of all…

I love how you…..😤🤣

MIKE CORBY Emoji

I love the way you’re such in all ways,
Nonsensically🤪

But snowflakes, most of all…

I love how you schlubs seethe😤🤣…

I love how you schlubs seethe…EmojiEmoji

I love how you’re cheesy, weezy, sleazy,
Extraordinarily🤩…

I love the way you’re stuck in all ways,
Pathetically🤤
But cupcakes, most of all…
I love how you schlubs seetheEmojiEmoji

I love how you schlubs seethe😤🤣…

I LOVE HOW HE BUGS YOU SO MUCHEmojiEmoji

“FORGET YOU” #ForgetTheseDeplorables

“FORGET YOU” #ForgetTheseDeplorables

(music by CeeLo Green)

‘SICK-PUPPY-PELOSI’

You see her whinin’ ‘round town😫

‘Bout the prez we love & I’m like F U!🖕🏻

& you.. you.. you! (Fake/Hate News, Dem Lunatics, Deranged Snowflakes etc)

Try to put change in people’s pockets (stimulus),

But wasn’t enough (didn’t include their Green New Scam),

I’m like, F U!🖕🏻

& fuck Dems too!😠

Said, deny this bitcher, (come November, majority) won’t still be with ya..
Ha! now ain’t that some shit💩🤣
(dethrone this witch)👍

& all down the drain, swamp infest..
We still swish all her mess with a,
MAGA flush you!
Oo ooo oo!…

Yeah, not sorry, we can’t afford your spendin’ safari🤑
& that don’t mean more stimulus you’ll get there..
You bet Trump’s an Xbox (new tech/graphics), and Sick-Puppy’s more Atari (old broken joystick),
& the way she plays political games, she don’t care (as Sick-Puppy fiddled w/ impeachment & stimulus pet pork projects, people died)😵

Real shitty the fools, that vote for gov with you👎
(No shit she’s an old swamp figure)🧟‍♀️
Well,
(just thought you should know ‘SOTU Ripper’),
Oooooh..
Voters got some bad news for you (NOV 2020)😳
Yeah, go run & tell your little boyfriend (Cryin’ Chuckie)😢

‘CROOKED HILLARY’

You see her (STILL – who won’t accept election result?)🤣 whinin’ ‘round town😫
‘Bout the prez we love & I’m like F U!🖕🏻

& you.. you.. you!

You filled will change💰all your pantsuit pockets (Clinton Crime Foundation)💵
But never enough (Uranium One),
I’m like F U!🖕🏻
& fuck Slick too!😠

Said, despise this bitcher, (even Sasquatch threw her crooked ass outta his woods)👹
Lame excuses still are with ya..
Ha! now ain’t that some shit💩🤣
(what a sorry sac bitch)🤤

& although refrain no arrest,
We still think LOCK HER UP’s the best😉👍
With a, FUCK U!
Oo ooo oo!…

Now we know, that you were glad to borrow,
Beg & steal & lie & cheat… (professional political parasite)
Tried to cheat us (illegal server, classified emails)..
Tried to sleaze is (“Deplorables”)..
‘Cause being in gov with your ass, would reek!💩😳

Real pity (pathetic), the snowflake fools❄️😫 that wanted gov with you👎
(No shit she’s a gold digger)
Well,
(just thought you should know digger)
Ooooh..
I’ve got some news for you,
Ooh,
We really hate your despicable ass😉

WE’VE SEEN ‘EM WHININ’ ‘ROUND SEWER TOWNEmojiEmoji
‘BOUT THE PREZ WE LOVEEmoji& WE’RE LIKE, F U!Emoji

(ALL THESE BITCHES TOO)Emoji

“DIRTY LAUNDRY”🤤 #DailyBriefingDetergent👊🏻

“DIRTY LAUNDRY”🤤 #DailyBriefingDetergent👊🏻

(music by Don Henley)

Ode to the White House press fakecakes🤤😫

(CNN hatecakes):

I make my livin’ off the task-force news..

Just give me somethin’, somethin’ I can abuse..

Snowflakes love it, want Trump to lose,

They want dirty laundry (aka negative/untruthful press)…

Well I coulda been a (dipshit) actor🤤, but I wound up here..

I just have to lie good, nasty questions, my bias clear..

Come and watch me sensationalize fear😳

I create dirty laundry…

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):

They, kick me when we’re up..

They, kick me when we’re down..

Kick me when we’re up..
Kick me when we’re down..
Kick me when we’re up..
Kick me when we’re down..
I kick these phony stiffs👊🏻
Kick ‘em expose these clowns!🤡

We got the Medusa headed Rachel Maddow,

Comes on and cries/lies😫

She can tell ya ‘bout the stock crash,

With a gleam in her eye😏

It’s interesting when people die (she falsely stated Trump said virus was a hoax)😵

She spins dirty laundry…

Can we bloat (w/ pork) this (2 trillion) operation, (take advantage of, don’t let a good crisis go to waste!)

Is our ‘Green New Scam’ included yet??🤮

You know, The Squad’s in Dem warroom,

AhOleC & motherfucker Tlaib’s got a running bet..

Get to blackmailing & as much as we can get🤑

Slime Trump with dirty laundry…

GUITAR…

They don’t really want to find out, what’s goin’ on (our tremendous effort & energy)..
They don’t really want to know just how far we’ve gone (tremendous production & care)…
Just leave well enough alone (don’t report successes),
Repeat their dirty laundry🤤

They, kick me when we’re up..
They, kick me when we’re down..
Kick me when we’re up..
Kick me when we’re down..
Kick me when we’re up..
Kick me when we’re down..
I kick these phony stiffs👊🏻
Kick ’em expose these clowns!🤡

Dirty little secretions (made up, out of context, anonymous sources etc)…

Dirty little flies🦟💩

They got their dirty little questions, with every biased lie…

I love to cut them down to size!😠

Make ‘em eat their dirty laundry🤢👍

“TRUMP-TIME” #LightspeedLeadership🛸

“TRUMP-TIME” #LightspeedLeadership🛸

(music by The Rolling Stones)

24 hrs TrumpTime = 2 wks Standard Time

Intro KEITH GUITAR…

Early travel bans & quarantines, task force expertise, private business partnering, resource supply production etc…

Trump-Time!…..

Is on our side.. yes it is!👍

Trump-Time!…..

Is on our side.. yes it is!😉

Now he always says…

We’re the greatest & free…

& we’ll, come rushin’ back (health & way of life)…

Yeah we will country👍

It’ll, come rushin’ back (record economy)…

Like he’s said so many times before🤑

We’ll, come rocketing back🚀victory!…..

Yeah,

Trump-Time!…..

Is on our side.. yes it is!👍

Trump-Time!…..

Is on our side.. yes it is😉

We’re fighting for good (healthy) times…

So just help and heed (abide by public policy)…

We’ll, come rushin’ back (health & way of life)…

We won’t have to worry no more😉

It’ll, come rushin’ back (JOBS! JOBS! JOBS!)…

Spend the rest of five yrs creating jobs for you, country!😉

We’ll, come rocketing back🚀victory!👍👍…..

(SET YOUR CLOCKS FORWARD)Emoji

“GOODNITE OLD FART, GOODNITE”😴

“GOODNITE OLD FART, GOODNITE”😴

(music by The Spaniels)

(OLD FART SLEEPY JOE to OLD FART BERNIE BERNOUT):

(ber, ber, ber, bern, out)…

Goodnight, old fart well, it’s time you go… (get out of race or I’ll do you like Cornpop!)😠

(ber, ber, ber, bern, out)…

Goodnight, old fart well, it’s time for Joe🤪

(bern, bern, bern, out)…

We hate to deceive you (screw again), but we (DNC) really must say,

Oh, not your fight, old fart, take a hike…😡

(AMERICANS TO SLEEPY JOE):

(quid, quid, quid, pro, joe)…

Goodnight, old fart well, where’d Hunter go??🤔

(quid, quid, quid, pro, joe)…

Goodnight, old fart well,

bedtime Joe Blow😴..

(quid, quid, pro, joe)…

Trump can’t wait to deep-freeze you👊🏻😵, and down you really best stay..

Oh, goodnight, old fart, sleep tight😔💤💤💤

(BACROCK):

Well, it’s three o’clock, convention mornin’,

& Joey, I just can’t endorse plight😖

Well, I hate to flee you Joey,

& I don’t mean maybe, because I shove you bro…

(doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, joe blow)🥴…

Goodnight, old fart well, where’d Hunter go??🤔

(quid, quid, quid, pro joe)…

Goodnight, old fart well, bedtime you schmoe😴…

(quid, quid, pro joe)…

Trump can’t wait to deep-freeze you👊🏻😵, and down you really best stay..

Oh, goodnight, old fart, sleep tight😔💤💤💤

(SLEEP ON IT JOE)

“HIT THE SINK ON ME”🧴🙌 #ThenHave ADrinkOnMe🥃😜

“HIT THE SINK ON ME”🧴🙌 #ThenHaveADrinkOnMe🥃😜

(music by AC⚡️DC)

‘Salute to American alcohol distillers converting to hand sanitizer production’👍

Intro ANGUS🎸…

Oooh,

Whiskey, gin & brandy..

Fill your glass, we’re pretty handy🥃

Now, tryin’ to block a sick slime🤢

With enthanol, aloe & lavender combine🙌😉

So join in, scrub and wash more.. (for at least 20 seconds)

It’s gonna help keep employed👍

For less, worry about tomorrow,

Makin’ it today🧼

Don’t forget to refill check🧴

We’ll keep swell (spread) at bay…

Ah, hit the sink on me🧴

Yeah hit the sink, scrub clean🧼

Then, have a drink on me.. (we’re gonna have a hell of a future happy hour)😁🥃

(but for now),

Hit the sink, hands clean🙌 (on me)

C’mon! (scrub then shots)🧼🧴🥃😉

“WUHAN SLEIGHTING / SLIGHTING” #KungFluFighting🇨🇳

“WUHAN SLEIGHTING / SLIGHTING” #KungFluFighting

(music by Carl Douglas)

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….😳

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….🤫

(‘Corona-CHINESE-VIRUS’ Chorus):

Everybody (in China) was Wuhan Sleighting🤥🤫…

Those gooks were last highlighting (the danger)😒🤫…

In fact, it was a little bit igniting (virus spread)😳🤫

& they fought (propaganda war) with expert whining (blaming others)😫🤫

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….😳

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….

Oh.. ho.. ho.. ho!….🤫

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):

Everybody was Wuhan Slighting😉👍…

Those gooks, I’m fast indicting😉👍…

In fact, it was a little bit enlightening🤔(we now know how they roll)😠

But I fight (commie propaganda) with expert (non pc/truthful) sliming👍 (‘Chinese-Virus’)😉…

“WAR GIG” #EnlistOrMoveToChina😠

“WAR GIG” #EnlistOrMoveToChina😠

(music by Black Sabbath)

ATTENTION TRUMP HATERS: Enlist now, or blast off to permanent quarantine on Jupiter with Cher🚀🤪

(WARTIME PRESIDENT): “we are now at war with an invisible enemy, and we will achieve total victory!”

Intro IOMMI🎸…

People hunkered in their (social distanced) masses!…

Stocked up niches (pantries)🥫, TP stashes🧻…

Science minds👩🏻‍🔬now plot (virus) destruction! (vaccine)…

Healthcare providers👩🏾‍⚕️for death reduction…

In the field, the businesses yearning (healthcare equipment production)👍…

As the ‘war machine’ starts churning (Defense Production Act)💪…

Health & unity of mankind!🤝…

Protecting all, quarantine time🤕…

Oh Lord yeah!🙏🏻

Politicians put their games (partisanship) away…

That’s what’s needed in this war!…

Bind must they with clout, to bring this fight👊🏻…

They lead, that role elected for!…

Yeah!😠

Time will tell, our great science minds…

Finding cure, git ‘er done!…

(Healthcare professionals) Treating people just like kings in chess (protect most vulnerable)👍…

Great, ‘til our victory day comes!

Yeah!⛑

Yeah!…

Yeah!…

Now in sickness, country stops turning (traveling)…

Cash to where the businesses hurting (stimulus)🤑…

Now our War Gig has much power!💪…

Hand of Trump, he does not cower👍😉… (unlike Obama)😝

Day of action, Trump installing!👍 (early travel ban, quarantine, testing, equipment etc)…

(Chinese Virus) On it’s knees, our War Gig’s stalling! (defeating)👊🏻😠

Beg our mercy, for their sins (commie bastards let spread!)…

‘Lady Liberty’ leading spreads & freedom rings!💪😉

OH LORD YEAH!👍

“IMAGINE” #IfObamaCrookedHillaryOrBidenWereInCharge!😳

“IMAGINE” #IfObamaCrookedHillaryOrBidenWereInCharge!😳

(music by John Lennon)

INTRO PIANO…

Imagine there’s no travel ban..

It’s easy, more would die..

No quarantined among us..

From gov to us, virus rise🤧🤒.. (see H1N1 or as Joe says, N1H1)🤤

Imagine all the people, infected every day!😲

Imagine there’s no love of country (America 1st: closed/secured borders, federal /state/private business collaboration)..

It isn’t hard to do.. (Dem open borders, sanctuary country)

Nothing to stand or die for (no Freedom & Liberty, just Statism/Globalism)..

& no religion, 1st Amendment through..

Imagine We The People, having our Rights cease!😲

You..

You may say Obama was a leader..

But you’d be the only one (aside from the low-info dopes)🤤

I hope someday you’ll (wise up) join us..

& the country will be as one👍

Imagine no incentive..

Bernie Bros sure can🤤🤤🤤

No need for partisan greed or political hunger..

No brotherhood of Democrat & fake-news scams..

Imagine all the people, pulling for all the world..(Make The World Great via Freedom & Liberty)🌎👍

You..

You may say Trump is no leader..

But you’d be the only one (outside of The Swamp)🧟‍♂️

I hope someday we’ll drain you mucks💩

& our country will be a fragrant one🌺🌸🌼👍

THANK GOD FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP🙏🏻👍

“OLD MEN” #Old&Older(Dumb&Dumber

“OLD MEN” #Old&Older(Dumb&Dumber)

(music by Neil Young)

INTRO ACOUSTIC RIFF…

Old men, look at your life..

We, do not like your work👎

Old men, look at your gripes..

We, do not like your words🤤

Old men, look at your life (resumes of not/rot)😝

Trump four more👍 ‘cause they’re so damn poor (been wrong on virtually every major issue)👎

Leave alone our great paradise (KAG!)..

Keep away from these two☠️😉

Gov lost.. (Obama/ Biden Era/Error of fundamental transformational rot)💩

Such a cost.. (debt doubled, military gutted, terror & crime rise etc)..

Gave us things (isis, Iran nuke path, epic lost manufacturing etc)..

Made sure we lost😩 (on trade, energy, immigration etc)..

Like a coin, they both get tossed (into trash bin)

Heads or tails we lose👎👎

Old men we took a look at your lives,

& we do not like you!😝

We need someone to govern,

The whole term through (not die midstream)😵

Ah, one look in your eyes,

& we can tell you’re a loon (Crazy Bernie)🤪 / you’d snooze (Sleepy Joe)😴…

Lullabies (Socialist fantasies),

Statist disguise..

Run around the same old towns (honeymoon in Soviet Union, vaca in Cuba)..

Your history reveals so much to me😳,

(Your admiration of communism) means so much to you😍

Now you’re 1st, was last,

Look at how Establishment moved past (circled wagons & screwed Bern again)😡

Now Joe’s all alone (in delegate field) real fast (Dem dropouts & endorsements),

Rollin’ throne🧻🚽 to you…

Old men we took a look at your lives,
& we do not like you!Emoji
We need someone to govern,
The whole term through (not die midstream)Emoji
Ah, one look in your eyes,
& we can tell you’re a loon (Crazy Bernie)Emoji / you’d snooze (Sleepy Joe)Emoji

Old men, look at your life..

We, do not like your workEmoji

Old men, look at your gripes..

We, do not like your wordsEmoji

“I DISLIKE CHINESE” #MeTooVirus😠

“I DISLIKE CHINESE” #MeTooVirus😠

(music by Monty Python)

The world today is absolutely crackers…🤧😷

With viral spread, to lay us all down to die…😵

There’s fools & idiots eating bat-soup🦇🥡which triggers…🤒🤢

It’s frustrating (unhealthy!), and it’s senseless (risky, selfish etc), so here’s why-

I Dislike Chinese😠

I Dislike Chinese…

They weren’t honest about disease (commie bastards!)..

& with trade not friendly, and they didn’t travel ban freeze!Emoji

I Dislike Chinese😠

I Dislike Chinese…

There’s 1.5 billion of them in the world today (too many communist polluters!)..

Their cheap products we never liked them👎 Trump keeping them the hell away👍

I Dislike Chinese😠

I Dislike Chinese…

Their virus comes from a long way overseas..

& they’re not cute👿 & they’re not cuddly☠️ & they’re ready to sneeze🤧😱

“LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER”🙏🏻#Health&ScienceTooBu tDon’tTellTrumpDerangedLibs&AtheistDopes😱🤣

“LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER”🙏🏻 #Health&ScienceTooButDon’tTellTrumpDerangedLibs&AtheistDopesEmoji🤣
(music by Bon Jovi)

Once upon a time… a month or so ago…

Trump/Pence says,
We gotta go on (with our lives),
But wash hands a lot (stay home & get tested too!)🤒

Our early action made the difference if we make it or not (China ban, quarantine)😷

We got each other (best scientists & doctors), and that’s a lot,

From gov –
We’ll give travel ban a shot!

Whooaaa…
We’re halfway there (to Italy status)🤧
Whooa… ooh!..
Livin’ on a prayer!🙏🏻

Embrace my plan,
& we’ll get vaccine I swear⛑

Whooa… ooh!..
Livin’ on a prayer!😇
(health & science too of course)😉

LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER🙏🏻😇…
(but don’t tell Trump deranged Libs😩or Atheist Dopes🤤) 😂🤣

“JOE’S RISE/SLIDE” #SlowGuy🤤

“JOE’S RISE/SLIDE” #SlowGuy🤤

(music by Foghat)

INTRO ‘FOUND MY MALARKEY’ GROOVE….

“Folks!.. re-elect me, i’m joe O’Biden!”🤪

Joe’s rise…

Prop up ain’t easy…😒

Slow guy…

Gaffes come easy🤪…

Joe’s slide…

Dementia makes most uneasy😳…

Slow guy…🤤

50 years being wrong ain’t easy👎…

He hit the snooze😴…

But Dem field was light😝…

Clyburn then juiced it🤩…

‘Super Thursday’, he rolled all night!🤪…

Oooooooo….. joe hide…. oooooo….

Joe’s rise!…

Prop up ain’t easy… (just ask his recent endorsement/debate attackers)🙄

Quid Pro Quo guy!🤤…

Prosecution easy😉👍 (see video cameo)🤩

(WHERE’S HUNTER?)Emoji

Slow down!…Emoji

This clown!Emoji

Got to limit rally speech to 7 minute time!….

Hold me!… (prop up)

Patrol me!… (protect)

Slow Biden’s woman you’re so fineEmojiEmoji

GUITAREmoji wooo!…

“BERNIE” #FeelDaBurnAgain🔥😤

“BERNIE” #FeelDaBurnAgain🔥😤

(music by The Rolling Stones)

INTRO KEITH ACOUSTIC GUITAR…

(BERNOUTS):

Bernie…

Bernie…

Why did those delegates all disappear?…

Bernie…

Bernie…

You will not lead us, we fear (feelin’ burn again)😩

With no governin’ that is bold (Socialist revolt),

& no money that we stole (confiscate & redistribute)..

We can’t say (with Biden) we’re satisfied!😞…

Bernie…

Bernie…

Castro can’t say you never tried!😡…

Bernie, free everything is beautiful😍,

& ain’t it time to Capitalism we say goodbye (& an exceptional SOL)👋

Bernie, we still love ya🥰(socialist dumbdumb cult)🤤

Remember all those on ‘the Right’ you demonized👹👍

All the dreams we held so close (Green Nasty Deal, Gov HC, open borders etc),

Seemed to all go up in (legalized pot) smoke😝

As AhOleC babbled out her rear🤤…

Bernie…

Bernie…

You will not lead us, we fear😩

(burned by Establishment again)😡

“MONEY FOR NOTHIN’”💵🔥#AssKickedForFree🤑

“MONEY FOR NOTHIN’”💵🔥 #AssKickedForFree🤑

(music by Dire Straits)

FUNDED BY ‘Mini Mike’ & ‘Wacky Tom Steyer’🤤🤪
(a billion between these two douchebags)

(MINI & WHACKY):

I want my…

I want my ultra expensive ultra cheesy ads on tv….

I want my….

I want my ultra expensive ultra cheesy ads on tv….

(repeat)

INTRO Knopfler🎸RIFF…

(PREZ T):

Now look at them yoyo’s..

That ain’t the way you do it..

Run for President with cheesy ads on tv😝..

They ain’t workin’, that ain’t the way you do it.. (nor getting throttled at debates)😣

Money (hundreds of millions!) for nothin’, & Pocahontas kicks your ass for free!😖

Now, ads ain’t workin’, that ain’t the way you do it..

Lemme tell ya, them guys are dumb..

Maybe get a box to stand your, little figure..

Maybe sayin’ impeach 1,000 times was dumb🙄

(MAYOR PEEP & AMY “what you want to do?”):

We got campaign stall, no delegate lovin’..

Debate bitchin’, irrelevancy!😑

Now we got to endorse this dumbass bloviator..

We got to praise him on fake news tv!😝

“BERNIE AND HIS BROS” #CrazyBernie&HisPajamaBoyComrades

“BERNIE AND HIS BROS” #CrazyBernie&HisPajamaBoyComrades

(music by Elton John)

INTRO ‘Slow Bernout’ Emoji PIANO RIFF….

Hey Libs, light this fuse together..

The spotlight’s heatin’ something, we’ve been known to change the weather (status quo breeze to Feel The Bern storm),

We’ll kill the fat cats alright, spread their wealth around..

You’re gonna hear expenses muted, revolt calls resound!…

Say, Castro’s and commies, have you seen their best (literacy program/indoctrination, gun grab, socialized med/oops! patient died)Emoji
Oooo, now they’re so crazed about,
B-B-B-Bernie and his Bros…

Image result for bernie bros free stuff
Oh, yeah they’re feared, but they’re wonderful.. (idolize dictators)Emoji
Oh Bernie, he’s really keen (on Socialism & Soviet Union)
He’s got expensive loots (Greenie Weenie New Deal, free college tuition),
& bros that group (Twitter mobs & rally assaults),
You know they read it (Rules For Radicals) by Saul Alinsky!.. oooh..
B-B-B-Bernie and his Bros…. EmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

Hey Libs, plugged into, are his Marxists..
Maybe they’re blinded (indoctrinated by educational institutions)Emoji
But Bernie makes them rage, yes! (FEEL DA BERN!)EmojiEmoji
“Greed” won’t survive, watch ’em take free-markets apart..
There they fight their parents out in the streets (leave occupy-parent-basement to occupy-in-street),
To find who’s right (record stocks & funds)Emoji and who’s wrong (these dopey bernouts)Emoji

Say, Castro’s and commies, have you seen their best (literacy program/indoctrination, gun grab, socialized med)Emoji
Ooo, how they’re so crazed about,
B-B-B-Bernie and his Bros…

Oh, yeah they’re feared, but they’re wonderful (idolize dictators),
Oh Bernie, he’s really keen (on Communism & Soviet Union)Emoji
He’s got expensive loots (Greenie Weenie New Deal, free college tuition),
& bros that group (twitter mobs & rally assaults),
You know they read it (Rules For Radicals) by Saul Alinsky!.. oooh..
B-B-B-Bernie and his Bros…. EmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

BERNIE!…

BERNIE!…

BERNIE!…

BERNIE & his BROS… EmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

BERNIE!…

BERNIE!…

BERNIE!…

BERNIE!… Bernie!

BERNIE & his BROS… EmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

(REPEAT THRU 2ND RIGGED SLOW-BERNOUT)EmojiEmoji

“misFIRE” #FeelTheNap😑(HitTheSnooze)😴

“misFIRE” #FeelTheNapEmoji (HitTheSnooze)Emoji
(music by Bruce ‘Snowflake’ Springsteen)

INTRO Biden Supporter RIFF: “I’m wondering what is your fire? you see Bernie and Pocahontas, you see their fire.. that’s what I’m looking for.. where is your Fire???”

Image result for birthday candles blown out

(QUID PRO JOE): “get out & vote folks!.. it’s Super Thursday!”Emoji

Image result for biden malarkey tour bus

I’m ridin’ on my bus… (the ‘No Malarkey’ tour)

I look out the window… (sign says ‘Entering Iowa’)

I’m pollin’ real close… (’cause I’m a caucus)

But then say “I’m in Ohio”… Emoji

Supporter says she don’t like it… (my lame 4th place finish)

But girl, I know you’re a (dog-faced pony soldier) liar!…

‘Cause when I speak… ooh… misFire…🥴

Image result for biden confused

Well, early on (NH primary) night…

I’m takin’ off for (SC) home… (the ‘Gaffe-Arsonist’s firewall’)

I say, I don’t wanna stay!… (campaign in hostile States – most)

Voters say, “we want you to leave us alone!”

Obama not sayin’ he loves me???

DNC can’t hide their Convention quagmire…

‘Cause when I speak… ooh… misFire…🤪

Image result for biden sleeping

(‘OBAMA-ERA-ARCHIVES’)

They had low (enthusiasm) polls on me, right from the start…
With hype so high, I couldn’t bear it or play the partEmoji
My nerves all jumpin’ (forehead veins pumpin’), actin’ like a fool (the 5 decade jester)Emoji
Well his kisses they BERNEmoji(his campaign red hot!), but mine won’t start…
I just drool……..Emoji

Mayor Peep and Amyette… (drop outs to prop my sorry ass up)

Mini and Lieawatha…

Baby, you can bet…

My DNC thugs they will deny… (Feel The Bern AGAIN)Emoji

My words, I may spitEmoji

But take my word, I’m their guy…Emoji
(last desperate hope verses socialist revolt)Emoji

but when I speak… ooh… misfire…🤮
misFIRE…
misFIRE…
misFIRE…
misFIRE…

Image result for birthday candles blown out

(REPEAT THRU DEBATE BEATINGS BY TRUMP)EmojiEmoji

 

“BACK IN MY NEW YORK GROOVE” #MayorKillIt

“BACK IN MY NEW YORK GROOVE” #MayorKillIt
(music by ACEEmoji (Frehley KISS solo album)

INTRO ‘AD BUY’ RIFF….

Many years that I ruled there…

On the street, my guys were friskin’ Black’s Rights away… (“just Xerox their description and throw them up against a wall”)

To the left and to the right,

Banning ‘Big Gulps’, don’t question why🤔😠

Got ‘em outta sight, control is my Right (true Statist)…

Bloooooo….ooo..ooo..oooommm…..

Here I am! (“look down behind the debate podium, they would not give me a box to stand on!”)🤤

Buyin’ this country (Dem nomination first up)🤑

Bloooooo….ooo..ooo..oooommm…..

With a fistful of dollars (billions)💰

& Farmers! you’d better believe! –

I’m back!.. back in my New York groove….

I’m back!.. back in my New York groove….

I’m back!.. back in my New York groove….

BACK! IN MY NY GROOVE…..

“MY CORONA” #TrumpVirus

“MY CORONA” #TrumpVirus
(music by The Knack)

INTRO “Deplorable Dems”:

NYTimes – “If you’re feeling awful, you know who to blame.. Let’s call it Trumpvirus”

Cryin’ Chuck & Nervous Nancy – “Trump Admin is showing towering and dangerous incompetence”

Mayor Doomberg & Quid Pro Joe🤤🤤 – “Trump’s cut CDC funding!”

Ooh, my little icky one.. my deadly one..

When you gonna get here, in time! Corona! (meantime racist travel ban)👍

Ooh, you make the markets plunge.. the markets plunge😳

Got my poll numbers in decline! Corona!…

Dems never gonna stop, play it up (“never let a crisis go to waste”),
Such despicable minds,Emoji

Always wash ’em up (hands), do not touch! (every hand rail!),
I’m the ‘germ-a-phobe’ kind…

My, my, my, aye.. woo!…

mm, mm, mm, My! Corona!Emoji

“the only way we beat Trump, is for his virus to spread!”…

(MASK ‘EM UP & LEAVE ‘EM ON!)

“WORKIN’ for us🇺🇸 MAN” # PromisesMadePromisesKept😉

“WORKIN’ for us🇺🇸 MAN” #PromisesMadePromisesKept😉

(music by RUSH)

Intro LIFESON🎸

Well my tweets start up, ‘bout 7 am (direct communication to The People),

& I, get to work ‘round 9…

I got no time for (do nothing pc) politicians,

Yes, I’m workin’ (for citizens) all the time!..

It seems to me, we’ve been livin’ our lives (last 3 plus yrs)👍

A lot better than with that ‘Hopey-Change’ man😝

I guess that’s why they call me…

They call me their Workin’ Man🇺🇸👍

They call me their Workin’ manEmoji

You bet that’s what I am!🇺🇸😉

Well our great home, despite Bacrock (MAGA!),
& you bet myself touts some nice growth years (record economy, GDP, security, JOBS! etc)…
‘O’ always seemed to be wonderin’ why there was nothin’ goin’ on hereEmoji
(‘magic wand’ found!)EmojiEmoji

It seems to me, we’ve been livin’ our lives…
A lot better than with that with that ‘Dopey-Chains’ planEmoji

I guess that’s why they call me…
Their Workin’ Man!

Well they call me their Workin’ Man…

You bet that’s what I am!EmojiEmoji

GUITAR!Emoji
(WORK ON AMERICA!)…..

“T-20” (TRUMP🇺🇸2020👍) #45in’&Thrivin’

“T-20” (TRUMP2020👍) #45in’&Thrivin’

(music by AC⚡️DC)

ANGUS🎸
employ! employ! employ! employ! employ! employ!…

(45):
See me rally about and trumpet,
All our, winning policies..
Out for all that we can get (America 1st!)
Patriots know what I mean..
Winners to the left of me.. (women)
& winners to the right.. (all minorities)
Rebuilt our guns (military superpower),
Rebuilt our (way of) life (American Dream/Exceptionalism),
DAMN SURE WIN THIS FIGHT!….

’cause its,

T – 20!

It’s MAGA might💪

T – TWEN – TY!
It’s our God given Right!..

T – 20!
It’s our power re-load..

T – TWEN – TY!
Watch growth explode!….

‘The Swamp’ is dirty, mean, mighty unclean (see rabid DemocRats & MediaMites)🐀🐜
I’m a targeted man (“they’re targeting you, I’m just in their way!”)..
(Capitalism’s) public enemy #1,
‘The Squad’ understands..
So I unlocked our markets (tax cuts)👍
Unlocked our might (de-reg)👍
Unlocked our vast stores (energy independence)👍
& reset trade deals right!👍
This man’s got your back & ground (law enforcement & secure borders)..
No more messin’ around! (“we will never be a socialist nation”, extreme vetting, end of sancturary cities)….

’cause it’s,
T – 20!
It’s K.A.G. might💪

T – TWEN – TY!
It’s out God given Right!..

T – 20!
It’s our power re-load..

T – TWEN – TY!
Watch growth explode!….

employ! employ! employ! employ! employ! employ!…

 

“I GOT MY GAME ON” #DemsTake TheField😵😆

“I GOT MY GAME ON” #DemsTakeTheField😵😆

(music by Trace Adkins)

(PREZ T): THEY GOT THEIR GAME ON😂🤣…..

GUITAR!Emoji

(MINI MIKE):

I step up on my tower(📦), careenin’ in my place🎙..

Wipe out, got smeared😵 glazed my, double-face🤤..
Can’t help but smile😏, hey my billions still have a lot to say🤑..

I GOT MY GAME ON!…

(BERNIE the ‘FatCat Socialist’):
Put on my wrinkled shirt, my JCPenney suit, (leave the silk shirts & Armani suits in the walk-in closets at my 3 mansions)Emoji
My “free stuff” made rap, my Communism tootEmoji
Slip the rings off ‘The Rich’ fingers, onto my new ‘Squad mates’, woo!..
I GOT MY GAME ON….

(PREZ T):

Yeah, They Got Their Game On🤪…

Why I’m so uptight🤣…

I guarantee it’s gonna be an entertaining ride😂…

They got their groove on (screwin’ Bernie again)😡…

They got their smooth on (The Sleepy Joe gaffe machine)😜…
Yeah, DNC better watch out tonight!…😳
THEY GOT THEIR GAME ON!Emoji

(“the peace-pipe is snuffed out” POCAHONTAS):
Got to go club (tomahawk), all these daddy’s (old pale-faced white guys), with my custom spin class-war..
Raise my hand (continually all night) to the moderators, ’cause I’m ready to roar!Emoji
They’re gonna know the second, I smash ’em all into the floor (& leave their scalps on the door),
I GOT MY GAME ON!….

(PREZ T):
Yeah, They Got Their Game On🤪
Why I’m so uptight🤣
I guarantee it’s gonna be an entertaining ride😂
They got there groove on (screwin’ Bernie again)😡
They got their smooth on (The Sleepy Joe gaffe machine)🤤
Yeah, DNC in for some trouble tonight!…😳
THEY GOT THEIR GAME ON!….😆

(CREEPY JOE to MAYOR PEEP):
That little hottie at my left arm😘 just waitin’ in the wings (Establishment go to when Schmoe and Black&Bloom fade)🤤🤤
Donors pullin’ Platinum cards, and now buyin’ him the drinks!..
From the look polls givin’ me son, it’s another blown thing (even Bacrock didn’t support JoeBlow)😝
I GOT MY GAME ON🤪
Lead’s slippin’ outta sight..
I guarantee it’s gonna be another stalled ride👎
I got my groove on (what state are we in??)😴
I got my smooth on (hugging & kissing everything that moves)😍
Sinkin’ Barock Star legacy tonight!😳
I GOT MY GAME ON!….

Yeah, WE GOT OUR GAME ON!..

GAME ON now crazies..👍

(45):
THEY GOT THEIR GAME ONEmoji🤣

“OLD MikeBloomberg”🌽🍆🥔🥬 🍅👨‍🌾 #PompousAssPlantation

“OLD MikeBloomberg”🌽🍆🥔🥬🍅👨‍🌾 #PompousAssPlantation

(music by American Farmers💪)

‘WILL GET IT DONE!’ 2020

Old MikeBloomberg had a farm..

min-i-min-i-low.. (but he shouldn’t get a box to debate on!)📦

& on his farm he had some (pompous) pigs🤑..

min-i-min-i-low(blow)👊🏻

With a gaffe, gaffe here..

& an insult there..

Here a (class) slur,

There a (racial) slur,

Everywhere a put down👎

Old MikeBloomberg had a farm..

min-i-min-i-low📦🤣

“STARTED UP” #AmericaStartYourEngines!🇺🇸👍

“STARTED UP” #AmericaStartYourEngines!👍

(music by The Rolling Stones)

INTRO Keith🎸 GUITAR…

Yeah, we started up! (2016)👊🏻

Yeah we started up and never stopped💪😉

You can rev me up! (2020 supercharge)👊🏻👊🏻

You can rev me up, I’ll never stop💪😉….

We’ve been runnin’ hot..

We got it (economy) clickin’, gonna grow record stock🤑

Yeah, we started up(supercharged energy, tax cuts, de-reg, trade, military etc)💪😉

Yeah we started up, we’ll never stop!…

NEVER STOP!

NEVER STOP!

NEVER STOP!

I make a grown man lie (Shifty Schiff)✏️🤥…

I make a grown man fry (Mini Mike)📦😫…

I make a grown man cry (Cryin’ Chuck)😥…

Strong, and we’re loyal, Land of the Free..

Trade talks smooth, Armed Forces mean mean machine! 💪😠 (PEACE THRU STRENGTH)

Started Up!👍….

“WONDERFUL TONIGHT”🙃

“WONDERFUL TONIGHT”Emoji
(music by Eric Clapton)

INTRO GUITAR RIFFEmoji….

(DEM IOWA CHAOS):
It’s late in the evening… (& throughout following week)

They’re wonderin’ whose votes went where🤔

Results, might just make-up?🤫

& everyone but Bloomberg cares🤑

& then caucus asks Perez..

What’s up with oversight??🤓

& Trump tweets, Democrats – you did wonderful tonight🤣

GUITAR RIFF…

They go as a party…🤡

To New Hampshire with new energy..😑

But the beautiful rally…

Is goin’ on with Trump up the street🤭

& then Bernie asks Mayor Peep…
“Do you think Billionaires are alright?”Emoji
& Peep says, “yes, and you’ll get screwed again by their mightEmoji

They poll wonderful (Trump dominates them)Emoji

Because voters see new gov heights in their lies🤥… (Green New Deal, Socialized Med, open borders & benefits)

& the wonder, of it all…

Is that they just don’t realize, how much, Socialism’s not loved here👎Emoji

SLOWHAND GUITAREmoji

It’s time Joe goes home now…
‘Cause his campaign is dead… (R.I.P. you lyin’ dog-faced pony soldier)
So he stops his malarkey…Emoji
& Sleepy heads off to bedEmoji

& then DNC tells him…
As they pull him from fight… (this ain’t like with Corn-Pop)Emoji
& Barock says bro,
You didn’t do wonderful tonightEmoji (NO ENDORSEMENT FOR U SCHMOE!)

Oh, Dem darlings, you so wonderful on primary nightsEmoji…..

“GOT NO PLAN”😲 #MachoManWithNoPlan👎

“GOT NO PLAN”😲 #MachoManWithNoPlan👎

(music by Village People)

‘ANOTHER EMPTY-VESSEL OBAMA-TYPE BOOGIE’

Intro Drums…..

(MAYOR PEEP):

Body.. body… (of work)

I got no body of work….Emojibaby

Talkin’ ’bout my body.. check it out ev’rybody😞

Body.. baby, my body..

I got no body (of work)👎

Body.. check it out ev’rybodyEmoji….
Body.. baby, body…. (no body of work)Emoji

(HOOSIERS):

Every city (including South Bend) wants to have a,

Macho mayor man💪

To have the kind of action (business, tourism etc),

Always in demand👍

Hobnobbin’ in the mornings,

Go man go..

Hangout in the health spa,

With your bro😘

You can best believe us,

He don’t got no plan (crime, poverty etc)😝

Glad that schnook left town,

We were not big fans🖕🏻

Hey!.. hey!.. hey! hey! hey!…

Got no, Macho’s, got no plan…👎 (yeah)

I’ve got to cede, I got no plan😲 (i got to cede that)

Got no, Macho’s, got no plan… (yeah)

I’ve got to cede, I got no!😣 (ooow)

Got no, Macho’s, got no plan…Emoji
I’ve got to cede, I got no planEmoji
Got no, Macho’s, got no plan…
I’ve got to cede, I got no!Emoji

Got no, Macho’s, got no planEmoji
I’ve got to cede, I got no plan…
Got no, Macho’s, got no plan…
I’ve got to cede, I got no!Emoji

Got no, Macho’s, got no plan…Emoji
I’ve got to cede, I got no plan…
Got no, Macho’s, got no planEmoji
I’ve got to cede, I got no!Emoji.….

(REPEEP THRU DEMOCRAT CONVENTION)

“GOV HURTS” #SnowflakeSlowSkate😥

“GOV HURTS” #SnowflakeSlowSkate😥

(music by Nazareth)

INTRO GUITAR…..

(BUTTERCUPS):

Gov hurts… (how is Trump still president?!!)😫

Gov scars… (2016)😪

Gov wounds… (self-inflicted witch-hunt fails)😣

& marks… (with that giant wall! and Mexico is really paying for it!)🤯

Any tart😲…

Not tough…😳

Or strong…🤓

Enough…

Can’t take a lot of pain😵

Just make a lot of blame…

(Trump) Gov is like a cloud…

Rains on our gravy-train…

Gov hurts…

Oooh! ooh!.. Gov hurts…..

I’m dumb🤤…

It shows… (I support Socialism)👍

But even, so…

I know a thing…

Or two…

I learned…

From profs at the “U”…Emoji

I really learned a lot… (marxism/socialism)

Really learned a lot… (rules for radicals)

Gov should be free reign…

To BERN you, freebies a lot… (FEEL THE BERN!)EmojiEmoji

(but now) Gov hurts…Emoji

Oooh! ooh.. Gov hurts…..

Some fools think, of “MAGA” happiness…

“MAGA” blissfulness…

“MAGA” togetherness…

Some fools, fool themselves I guess…

But they’re not foolin’ me (I wanna get me some of what Venezuela has!)Emoji

I know it isn’t true!… (TRUMP EXONERATED)

I know it isn’t true!… (TRUMP ACQUITTED)

His Gov is just a lie…

Made to make us blue… (& DERANGED)

Gov hurts…

Oooh! ooh.. Gov hurts…Emoji

Oooh! ooh.. Gov hurts…

GUITAREmoji

I know it isn’t true!… (TRUMP CLEARED)

I know it isn’t true!… (TRUMP VINDICATED)

His Gov is just a lie…

Made to make us blue… (& LUNATICS)

Oooh! ooh.. Gov hurts…Emoji

Oooh! ooh.. Gov hurts….Emoji

Ooooohh!… oooh!…..Emoji

“TRUMP VALENTINE MEDLEY” #NervousNancyBeMine💔

“TRUMP VALENTINE MEDLEY” #NervousNancyBeMine💔

(music by ELVIS👑)

Hey Nancy… I ain’t thinkin’ much of you…

(“I don’t like people who use their faith as justification for doing what they know is wrong. Nor do I like people who say ‘I pray for you’ when they know that that’s not so”)

No no no no no no no no…

Baby.. I ain’t thinkin’ much of you…

Just a big a big a big a hunk o’ Gov/Love (ACQUITTAL)👍

A will do!😘😉…….

A Nancy, let me be…

Your lovin’ Donny Bear…

Ya put impeachment chain, around my neck,

Didn’t lead you anywhere (but got me ACQUITTED FOREVER!)🤣

Oh let me be, (oh now he’ll be)

Your, Donny Bear🐻💔

(Investigate the investigators!)🧐……..

Wise.. men (Republican Senators minus Pierre DeFecto).. say…

Only fools.. rush.. in (to their chamber w/ bogus articles)…

& I.. don’t.. need help.. running our gov.. from.. you…

& voters.. can.. help.. taking back their gov.. from.. you💔…..

2020 TRUMP/REPUBLICAN👍🇺🇸❤️❤️

“MAMMAS DON’T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE”😫🤤 #Demo crats&NeverTrumpers

“MAMMAS DON’T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE”😫🤤 #Democrats&NeverTrumpers

(music by Waylon Jennings)

Intro ACOUSTIC GUITAR…

Democrats ain’t easy to love, and they’re hatred is bold…

(IMPEACH 45! AGAIN!)👹

They’d rather keep bein’ wrong, than man-up and fold…✏️😳

Partisan bare knuckles and old jaded hoaxes,

& each fight begins a new (investigative) play…

If you don’t stand against them, ‘an they let lies run…

They’ll prob’ly won’t (never) go away🙄…..

Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be DemocRats…🐀

Don’t let ‘em pick (harass) judges or spy on ‘ol Trump👀

Let ‘em be Republicans and Independents and such👍👍

Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be DemocRats…😫

‘Cause they’ll never atone and they’ll always go rogue…

Even with one House of gov…..

Never-Trumpers like smokey ‘Establishment’ backrooms and clear DC mornin’s…

Travel top puppies (family pooch on car roof 12 hr trek)🐶🚙with children and wife all uptight🙊🙉🙈…

Girls that don’t know him might like him🥰

But them that do ‘in binds’📒📕📗📘📙sure know how to take him🤦‍♀️

He ain’t wrong (on 80’s foreign policy)

He just votes different (1st douchebag in history)🤤

‘Cause his pride (jealous rage) won’t let him do things that we all know are right (support for President & country!)👍

Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Never-Trumpers…🤤

Don’t let ‘em pick Articles (of impeachment) and side with Dem schmucks…

Let ‘em be strong presidential candidates💪 not ‘Mittens’ and such👍

Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Never-Trumpers…🤤

‘Cause he’ll never vote pro (Trump), now Pierre’s all alone😢

Even from Murkowski no love💔

REPEAT CHORUS THRU EACH UPCOMING HOAX ATTACK🤠🎸…….

“THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO THE TOP!” #TrumpMakin’AmericaROCK!

“THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO THE TOP!” #Trump Makin’AmericaROCK!

(music by Sammy Hagar)

Intro Sammy ‘RED ROCKER’ GUITAR Riff….Emoji

(CAPTAIN AMERICA🇺🇸aka President Trump):

I’ve heard it called by different names (democratic-socialism, marxism, communism, statism),
All over the world (& through history), but it’s all the same!👎😝

Now there’s only one way, to run gov,
Free-Market way, I’ve been thinkin’ of!👍😉

Oh yeah!

‘Cause there’s only one way…
There’s only one way, to the top!👍

Yeah!

Now, so many things, to raise you high (tax cuts, jobs, de-reg, stock market, healthcare, security),
We’re gonna try ‘em all for once, and Capitalize!…

& Dems can demonize our situation,
To me it’s all just their mental, disintegration!Emoji

Huugh!

There’s only one way…
There’s only one way, to the top!…EmojiEmoji

There’s only one way…
There’s only one way, to the top!…

Now quickly, check the WINS..Emoji
Check the Stocks.. $$$$$$$
We set to thrive..
We set to ROCK!……

In this swamp they disagree (shocker!), Emoji
They (Statists) don’t (want to) understand, how prosperous we can be… Emoji

& it’s not only my point of view,
It’s a fact! and you know, that with Liberty it all comes true!Emoji

Oh yeah!
There’s only one way…
There’s only one way, to the top!Emoji

There’s only one way…
There’s only one way, to the top!Emoji

Crank up oil drums (Energy Independence)Emoji

Crank up job pace (historic employment)Emoji

Crank up my ACQUITTAL… in Dems face!Emoji

Haaaaaa!….

There’s only one way!…

There’s only one way, to the top!… Emoji

There’s only one way…
There’s only one way, to the top!…
(FREEDOM, LIBERTY, CONSTITUTION, CAPITALISM, DEMOCRACY is the only way we Rock!)Emoji

(REPEAT CHORUS THRU 2032 and beyond)

“RIP, WHININ’ & CRAZED” #DemHopesAreSlipSlidin’Away

“RIP, WHININ’ & CRAZED” #DemHopesAreSlipSlidin’Away
(music by Paul Simon)

Waaaaaaahhhh….wwaaaaaaahhh…….Emoji

Rip, Whinin’ and Crazed…. Emoji

(Dem hopes are) slip. slidin’, away….

You know the nearer his re-election,

The more they rip (up SOTU speech), cryin’ and crazed….. Emoji

I know a man (DON SAWYER)…
He came from the big town (NYC)…
He wore his passion for his country,
A red MAGA crown… Emoji
He said, “Deplorables”…
Don’t live in fear…
My love for you is so overpowering,
Dems afraid that they will disappear….

Rip, Whinin’ and Crazed….

(Dem hopes are) slip, slidin’, away…. Emoji

You know the nearer his re-election,

The more they rip (up American success), cryin’ and crazed…..

& I know a woman…
Became House snipe…
These are the very words she uses,
To describe her gripes…
She said a good day…
Ain’t got Trump migraine… Emoji
She said a bad day is when I sit in dread (melting down behind POTUS @ SOTU),
& think of things that might have been (successful impeachment) uuugh!

Rip, Whinin’ and Crazed…. Emoji

(Dem hope are) slip, slidin’, away….

You know the nearer his re-election,

The more they rip (up Impeachment Articles), cryin’ and crazed…..

“Impeach This Guy FOREVER!” #Acquit45!Acquit45!Acquit45!

“Impeach This Guy FOREVER!” #Acquit45!Acquit45!Acquit45!

(music by OZZY & Lita)

INTRO GUITAR….

(NERVOUS NANCY):

Baby, I got so nervous inside, and I didn’t really love this plan😟 (‘The Squad’ threatened me)😳

But it’s gov that’s on my mind (full control), it is my fantasy🤪…..

(CAPTAIN AMERICA💪😉 aka President Trump):

Fairness, is in the palm of Mitch’s hand, justice waitin’ there for me..

What else they supposed to do with Dem impeachment travesty😝

When they acquit this guy, “FOREVER”👍😉…

Wins will all remain unchanged…

When they acquit this guy, “FOREVER”👍😉…

Dems🐀 will all remain insane🤪…..

Sometimes it’s hard, but fight on, gets hard, but fight on, beat their schemes💪😠…

A beatdown always what they receive, when they’re face to face with me👊🏻😵…

(San Fran Nan💩):

With this (impeachment) dagger, I stick you in the heart & taste the ink from my blade (‘Pelosi autographed’ signing pen)..
& then we sleep and we sheltering (hold onto Articles for a month), when we warn (delay consequences) are dark & grave!Emoji

When we impeach this guy, “FOREVER”…
Will his presidency remain unchanged?… (IT’LL GET STRONGER)
When we impeach this guy, “FOREVER”…
Will our TDS remain the same?… (YOU’LL BECOME MORE DERANGED, if that’s possible)

(Nervous Nanc):
I WILL NEVER EMBRACE YOU!…

(MAGA Man):
OH, I’LL JUST KEEP MAKIN’ GAINS!…

(Soon To Be House Minority Leader):
I WILL NEVER TRUST YOU!…

(Commander KAG):
OH, I’LL ALWAYS WIN THE GAME!…

“JERSEY GUY”

“JERSEY GUY”

(music by Bruce ‘Snowflake’ Springsteen)

(The DONALD):

I got no time, for the Schiff Show💩 boys…

Down in DC, makin’ all that noise… 😫

Or that girl, House articles rushed through/held onto…🤪

‘Cause tonight I wanna rally with you!👍

Tonight I’m gonna take a short flight…

Up from the swamp, to Jersey & stand by his side… (Jeff Van Drew)
Meet our new Rep at the MAGA festival…
& I’ll thank him for switchin’ sides!….

‘Cause down the shore everyone’s packed in tight (& you should see everyone outside who didn’t get in!)…

You and your favorite president on a K. A. G. night…

& you know all our dreams are comin’ true (& it’s only been 3 years!)…

‘Cause I’m drainin’ down The Swamp for you!😉…

Sing sha la la la la la la la…..
Sha la la la la la la la la la……

You know he’s thrilled us with shun of Dem harm👎

When he wrapped up in Republican arms🥰

Our new Rep supports my everything (MAGA!)

I know that someday (2nd term), he’ll swear to support ev’rything! (America 1st!)

So don’t bother me fake-news, I ain’t got the time..

I’m on my way to see that Patriot of mine..
‘Cause America matters for this whole wide world…
Why we need in gov, Reps like this Jersey Guy!…

‘Cause down the shore everyone’s packed in tight…
You and your favorite president on a K. A. G. night…
America matters for this whole wide world… (Peace Through Strength)
Why we need in gov, Reps like our Jersey Guy!….

Sha la la la la la la la…..
Sah la la la la la la la la la….

(NO MORE OF THIS!)

“WALK THIS WAY” #Democrat’ZombieShuffle’ToSenate

“WALK THIS WAY” #Democrat’ZombieShuffle’ToSenate
(music by Aerosmith)

Intro DRUMS / JOE PERRY GUITAR RIFFEmoji

Backdoor lovers (Shifty Schiff & 2nd/3rd-hand whistlebowers),
Always hidin’, seekin’ cover (holding hearings in Capitol basement),
Then he talk to his mommy (SanFran Nan), she say..

She said, they ain’t seein’ nothin’!
Til’ we done witness stuffin’,
& The Turtle’s sure to be a changin’ Senate ways…

They got a cheerleader (MadMax “IMPEACH 45! IMPEACH 45!),
Is a real bottom-feeder,
All the time (3 yrs) she impeach insist..

Now the last thing they shovin’,
Is more witness and ‘Lev’ (Parnas) lovin’Emoji
& it’s startin’ with a little fist (bump),

SIGN THIS!

Image result for pelosi signing pens

GUITAREmoji

WALK THIS WAY!… (to Senate)Emoji

WALK THIS WAY!… (solemnly)Emoji

WALK THIS WAY!… (prayerful funeral procession like)Emoji

WALK THIS WAY!… (resist urge to skip & bound like the Trump deranged lunatics we are)Emoji

(sorry, no tag-alongs Maxine)Emoji

“WHO PAID WHO” #QuidProHo’s

“WHO PAID WHO” #QuidProHo’s

(music by AC/DC)

Drums/Intro Young Bros.🎸…..

(OBAMA IRAN DEAL)💰:

The mullah insanes’ say, pay me!..

Embrace it, not on level, Kerry takes it every time, ‘Lerch’ is dumb on dumb🤤..

Dealin’, bowin’ down, no spine..

Nothin’ but they gave our one last dime (1.7 Billion cash pallet!), now they own you!..

Israel is through😳

(CLINTON/DNC DIRTY DOSSIER)💰:

The Russian bank knows her number.. (1-800-Crooked-Bitch)

Steele they gotta pay ‘ (12 million) cause he made (Dirty Dossier), degrade, real clear.. (Naked Trump Golden-Shower/peeing Russian hookers on Obama hotel bed)Emoji

Seal it, Mueller turn the screws.. (Russia Hoax Witch Hunt)
Spies sent ’round the world, there ain’t a thing that Brennan & Clapper won’t do..
Do to you (Carter Page & Papadopoulos)….

Who Paid Who…
Who take loot?..
Who Paid Who…
Ain’t nobody but you! (crooked bastards!)
Who Paid Who…
Who paid loot?…
If you paid them, and they played youEmoji
Who picked up the bill/was the shill..
& Who made who? (Obama/Nuclear terrorists)Emoji
Who may lose?..
Who’s burned & screwed! (Trump, Israel, America!)Emoji

Yeeaaah!…

ANGUSEmoji and SLEEPY JOE Video-Rap-BragEmoji….

(WHERE’S HUNTER??)💰:
Yeeaaah!…
Companies (foreign) made him richer..
Get it (aid $$), we’ll deny, make it, prosecutor fired! grinnin’ like a Quid Pro SchmoeEmoji
Deal it (corruption), goin’ round & round..
Runnin’ from his lips (bragging on video), “ya got 6 hours time, before I blow this town”..
So don’t let Hunter down… no! (Ukraine & China)

Who Paid Who…
Who take loot?..
Who Paid Who…
Ain’t nobody but you! (crooked bastards!)
Who Paid Who…
Who paid loot?..
If you paid them, and they played youEmoji
Who picked up the bill/was the shill..
& Who made who? (Uranium One)Emoji
Who may lose?..
Who’s burned & screwed! (Everyone but The Swamp)Emoji

Ain’t nobody but you CROOKED BASTARDS!

“FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT” #IFightForYou!🇺🇸👊🏻

“FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT” #IFightForYou!🇺🇸👊🏻

(music by Triumph)

Their craze grows louder, and their fright is gettin’ strong (my 2020 Re-election)😳
Feels like they’re running out of slime (desperate Do-Nothing Dems)…
Every day I fight much harder, tweetin’ right from wrong..
You got to read my call transcript’s “perfect” lines😉

Won’t get discouraged, won’t be afraid, I will,
Make it through another Election Day (another Landslide)💪
WINS🇺🇸 are worth this price (presidential harassment) I pay…..

Our Constitution says it’s better live (free) than to concede,
I do my best to do my part (took out Crooked H & next Socialist up)👊🏻
More $$$ in your pockets, we do nothin’ but succeed (historic economy)💸
I found the “magic wand” Obama tried to break apart🧙‍♂️

Keepin’ up ‘1776 spirit’, keepin’ up our faith (American Exceptionalism).. country,
Future generations counting on you🤞
You know what we’ve got to do…..

(Chorus):
Fight The Good Fight, MAGA moments🇺🇸💪

MAGA minutes, MAGA days🇺🇸👍

Fight The Good Fight, MAGA moments 🦅

It’s our God given way😉……

KAG!🇺🇸👍👍

(REPEAT CHORUS)…

“IT ALL COMES OUT IN A LOSS” #NewsflashToDesperateDems

“IT ALL COMES OUT IN A LOSS” #NewsflashToDesperateDems
(music by Miranda Lambert)

INTRO GUITARSEmoji / “DooodooodooodooodoooooEmoji….

(KAVANAUGH WITCH-HUNT)
If you hold on dirt (DiFi), try to Justice (SCOTUS) soil..
Yearbook memes, while you’re tryin’ to foil..
When you find yourself quoting the ‘frat-maid’s’ text..
You intentionally fly her to the hearin’ (even though she has a traumatic flying phobia).. WHOOPS!Emoji

(RUSSIA HOAX WITCH-HUNT)
If you pour yourself a White-Russian to copeEmojiEmoji
You drip (leak) your lies from a set-up to a buddy prof..
You spill the beans on Obama (Clapper/Spied), sister (Crooked H) get locked up..
Outta luck, zero Mueller retentionEmoji
best sweat it (dirty Deep-Staters)Emoji

(CHORUS):
‘Cause it’ll all come out, all come out in a loss…
It’ll all come out, all come out in a loss… Emoji
Every lyin’ claim, every lyin’ fake-news break, no matter how crazy it gotEmoji.. (dirty dossier)
You take Russians, and the ten (whistleblowers), and you throw ’em all in.. (the witches kettle)
& you put that sucker on spin! (fake-news speed cycle)…… Emoji

DoooodoooodooooodoooodoooooEmoji

(UKRAINE IMPEACHMENT HOAX)
You say he got frisky as the boss, with a quid pro quo scheme..
He butt-dialed new Ukraine Prez, put pressure on ev’rything..
Had a fancy spinner (fake-news rollout), at your media-in-law’s.. (scripted fake-news bombshell freakout)Emoji
But he spilled “A1 Perfect” (transcript of call), on your fable talk..
But don’t sweat it – Pencil-Neck will get’ em!EmojiEmojiEmoji

(CHORUS):
It’ll all come out, all come out in a loss.. Emoji
(all come out in a loss)
It’ll all come out, all come out in a loss..
(all come out in a loss)
Every lyin’ claim, ev’ry lyin’ fake-news break, no matter how crazy they gotEmoji
You take Russians, and the ten (whistleblowers), and you throw ’em all in..
& you put that sucker on spin! (CNN cycle)Emoji…..
put that sucker on spin…
ya gotta put that sucker on (High) spin!……..

& their laundry list goes like this:
Ev’ry Russian-bot..
Ev’ry White House lie.. (see Sarah Sanders)
Ev’ry dirty rotten tweet,
Make it go bye! (disable his twitter feed!)Emoji
All his (foreign policy) mistakes.. (like obliterating isis)
All his wild streaks.. (StormyEmoji)
(CROOKED HILLARY): “that’s why the good lord made Bleach-BitEmoji

Uh! Oh!

DoooodoooodoooodooodooooooEmoji

(AG BARR CHORUS):
‘Cause it’ll all come out, all come out in the wash (my investigations)Emoji
(all come out in the wash)
It’ll all come out, all come out in their loss..
(all come out in a loss)
Every lyin’ claim, every lyin’ “bombshell”newsbreak, no matter how looney it gotEmoji
They took Russians, and the ten (whistleblowers), and they threw ’em all in (their witches brew)..
& they put that sucker on spin…..
Put that sucker (fake-news) on (High-speed) spin…..
Yeah, gonna put all them dirty fuckers to jail in!Emoji …….

DoooodoooodoooodooodooooooEmoji

Yeah, you put that sucker on spin….

& down and down and down and down they go…..

Down and down and down and down Dems goEmoji……

DoooodoooodooooodoooooEmoji

“NANCY’S NERVOUS BREAKDOWN” #1,900th

“NANCY’S NERVOUS BREAKDOWN” #1,900th
(music by The Rolling Stones)

You’re the kind of politician,
You meet at DC dismal swamp affairs..
‘The Squad’ now you r crowd, whining much too loud,
Runnin’ impeachment up & down, your moderates are scared!Emoji

Well, it seems to me that when you scream,
Not much gets done ’round here.. (DoNothingDems)
& though you (& Shifty Schiff) have tried, you just can’t deny,
Your eyes are etched in my re-elect fearEmoji

You better stop!..

Sit back down (& not storm out of meeting with Cryin’ Chuck)

Here it comes….
Here it comes….
Here it comes….
Here it comes….

Here comes Ms. Nancy’s Nervous Breakdown!….Emoji

“WAKE ME UP😴SO I AM WOKE-WOKE🤪

“WAKE ME UP😴& NOW I’M WOKE-WOKE🤪
(music by Wham!)

Litterbug😵
Litterbug👎
Litterbug🤢
Litterbug👎

You put the doom doom into my heart.. boo! boo!😳 (12 yrs left to live on planet Earth)
You send my taxes sky high when your governin’ starts.. ($$$$$$$$$ Green New Deal)
Litterbugs (Oil&Coal Industries) indoctrinated into youth brains.. yeah yeah
Guns go a bang-bang-bang and police (to minorites) do the same..

Anthem’s buggin’ me, standin’ ain’t right..
My (Union) teacher told me ditchin’ class to protest is alright..
Left is creepin’, social-justice cred..
The Squad is schemin’, but we should’ve had Socialism (not Capitalism) instead!…..

Wake me up, so I am woke-woke..
Don’t leave Trans-people hangin’ (in the wrong bathroom) when they gotta go-go💩

Wake me up, so I am woke-woke..
Don’t wanna miss it when illegal border crossings hit new highs👍

Wake me up, and now I’m woke-woke..
‘Cause I’m not plannin’ on protestin’ ICE solo..

Wake me up, and now I’m woke-woke..
Aaaahh.. make gun (& tomahawk chop) bannin’ alright…..

I want fossil fuels to go bye!……
(Green New Deal yeah! yeah!)

What a DOUCHEBAGEmoji

“JUMP” #BackUpOnTheStump!

“JUMP” #BackUpOnTheStump!
(music by Van Halen)

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!….

Intro Keyboard (WATERBOARD HER!) Riff…..

(The CROOKED ONE):
Won’t give up!… (I’m Baaaaacck!)

Even though I took a beatdown…
(I won the ‘popular vote’, but I’m just not popular.. & the Electoral College is ‘Deplorable’)

& Trump talks tough…

& my book/appearance tours have all shut down.. (as dried up as Bill after an Epstein Isle visit)

& I know! (heavy duty therapy, cases of wine, woods walks w/ Sasquatch)…

Buttercups, just how you all feel…

We got to poll, poll, poll, more fake-news hunches…

But this time, just steal!Emoji

A can’t you see me standin’ there (handlers have her propped up), I got my back against the votin’ machine!…

I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen… (pretty close, but we’ve seen Beto eating dirt)Emoji

A can’t you just overlook all that I delete?!….

I, might as well, JUMP! (back into the fray) jump!…

Might as well stump! (I never stopped campaign whining past 3 yrs)…

Go ahead, and Jump! (“don’t tempt me”) stump!

I’ve always been ahead of that Trump!Emoji

So can’t you see me standin’ there (propped up after falling down), I got my back against the votin’ machine….

I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen… (we’ve had to listen to Spartacus & DeBlasio)Emoji

A can’t you overlook all my self-enrichment schemes?! (Uranium Quid Pro Ho)Emoji

Oow,

I MIGHT AS WELL JUMP back in!……..

(& BERN Fauxcahontas this time)Emoji

“MAJOR CON” aka Lyin’ Liz #UnemployedPregnantIndianPrincess

“MAJOR CON” aka Lyin’ Liz #UnemployedPregnantIndianPrincess

(music by David Bowie)

A “TRUTH ODDITY” TALE…..

Intro Acoustic Guitar….

(Fake-Corrupt-News):

Ground-control to Major Con….

Ground-control to Major Con….

Don’t take your birth control pills and play the victim card….

Ground-control to Major Con….

10….9….8….7….6….

Commencing wealth put down, class war on…

5….4….3….2….1…..mask off!

Stoke division, and may socialist dream come true!……..

This is ground-control to Major Con…

You’ve really made the (center of debate) stage…

& the Native (Americans) want to know whose head-dress you wear…
Now it’s time to leave your phony heritage (disable ancestry.com account) if you dare!…Emoji
(& embrace your white-girl-privilege)

(LYIN’ LIZ):
This is Major Con to (fake-news-flow) ground control…
I’m stepping up class-war…
& I’m fighting in a Saul Alinsky (Rules For Rads) way…
And our country will look very different, (socialist) foray!Emoji
(see Venezuela)

Cold beer!… am I streaming from my home cam…

(my income) Far!… above 99% of the world…

Planet Earth ain’t blue (black w/ 12 yrs left),

& there’s no one, Biden’s through Emoji

Voters should fear you (Marxist Nut), Major Con!…

Voters, steer clear of Major Con!…

Voters don’t want to hear your BS lies, Major Con!…

Voters, don’t chug beer with Major Con!…

“HEY JOE” #QuidProSchmoe🤤

“HEY JOE” #QuidProSchmoe🤤

(music by Jimi Hendrix)

Intro JIMI Riff🎸

Hey.. Joe…

Where you (& Sleepy Junior) goin’ with that, sum💵 in your hands🤗…

Hey.. Schmoes🤤…

Trump said,

“a where’d that prosecutor go? he all done, was your plan”👎…

(Sleepy😴Creepy😏):

“Lead goin’ down to Indian lady..

They caught me messin’ ‘round with some other lands” (Ukraine, China etc)…

“My lead goin’ down to that Pocahontas crazy🤪..

Ya know they caught me (& junior) messin’ ‘round with some other lands”🤥😣

& THAT AIN’T TOO COOL!😠

(PREZ TRUMP):
“The Biden’s are Stone Cold Crooked!”..

“HERE I GO AGAIN” #StorytimeWithLiddle’LowLifeAdumbSchiff👀

“HERE I GO AGAIN” #StorytimeWithLiddle’LowLifeAdumbSchiff👀

(music by Whitesnake)

HERE I GO!…….

(SHIFTY✏️):

No I don’t know, where this is goin’… (hopefully impeachment)🤔

But I sure know where I’ve been… (humiliated by Russia nothingburger)😖

Hangin’ on the (scripted whistle-blower) promises,

& the wrongs of yesterday (I have Russia collusion evidence!)…

‘Cause I’ve made up this (another) crime😉…

I ain’t wastin’ no more time (move inquiry at warp-speed instead of 2 yrs)…

Here I go again…..🤤

Here I go again🤥…..

Though I keep searchin’ for an action (criminal)🧐

Never seem to find what I’m lookin’ for… (so I’ll just make it up & read to Congress)🤥

Oh Lord, I pray to give me no shame, to carry on…

‘Cause I know what it means…

To stumble along, with lowly conspiracy themes!🤪…..

Here I go again, not alone! (I have a House full of Democ🐀’s)…

Goin’ down the only road, we’ve ever known!… (Impeach 45! Impeach 45!)😫

Like a tipster, I was forewarned ‘bout this big load💩 (I helped write ‘Dirty Dossier Redux’ aka whistle-blower complaint)📝🤫

& I’ve made up this (another) crime…

I’ll keep wastin’ American’s time🙄☹️…..

Shifty✏️ meet Treason😳

“SECOND-HAND (FAKE) NEWS” #Whistle’HotAir’Blower🤤

“SECOND-HAND (FAKE) NEWS” #Whistle’HotAir’Blower

(music by Fleetwood Mac)

Intro BUCKINGHAM GUITAR Riff….

(MUELLER):

I know.. had nothin’ to say..

Someone.. has taken my place.. (another witch hunter)

When crimes go bad.. (hoax collapses)😖

When times get rough.. (hoax boomerangs)😳

We just stay on down in our swamp grass,

& keep on doin’ our stuff.. (targeting, fabricating, spying, leaking etc)😉

(BS Blower):

I know… I got nothin’ on you..

But I know… there’s somethin’ to do.. (file a dirty deep state scripted bogus report)👍

When crimes go bad.. (hoax collapses)😖

& we can’t get enough.. (zero evidence)🤔

We just stay on down in our swamp grass,

& keep on doin’ our stuff.. (Impeach 45! Impeach 45!)

(The SQUAD of Dirty Dog MF’ers):

Do it! do it! do it!🤤

Bow.. bow.. bow.. bow bow bow.. bow.. bow.. bow.. bow bow.. bow…… Emoji

(BS BLOWER):

One thing.. I think you should know.. (& probably conceal)🤫

I ain’t.. gonna give you first-hand quote..

Been down (on Trump) so long.. (Deep State biased hater)

Report’s been tossed around enough.. (scripted & edited to target & deceive)

Aw couldn’t I just keep my head down,

& let Pencil Neck Schiff do his stuff.. (lead inquiry & investigation charade)

(PREZ T):

I know.. you were hopin’ to find..

But I’m someone.. who’s gonna give you a piece of my mind.. (expose so voters fire your corrupt asses!)😠

When your crimes go bad (boomerang on your corrupt head)..
When your crimes get stuffed (down your throats – debunked Russia, Recession, Racist, Ukraine, Kavanuagh etc Hoaxes)..
I’m gonna keep drainin’ ya down in your swamp grass,
& show off all your dirty stuff!

I’m Doin’ It!….

(BS BLOWER):

I’m just second-hand (fake) news..

I’m just 2nd (or 3rd) hand fake news!….

Yeah!..

I’m just second-hand (fake) news..

I’m just 2nd (or 4th) hand fake news!….

Yeah!..

I’m just second-hand (fake) news..
I’m just 2nd (or 5th) hand fake news!….

(REPEAT)…..

“HAVE YOU EVER FLEECED UKRAINE??” (& China) #DumbassQuestion

“HAVE YOU EVER FLEECED UKRAINE??” (& China) #DumbassQuestion

(music by CCR)

Someone told ‘em (all of us) long ago… (actually it was dumbass Sleepy Joe😴bragging on video🤤):

“If he’s not canned, before I go”… (in 6 hrs)

“Just know!”…

“No aid be comin’ for sometime”…👎

“When it’s over, son-of-a-bitch”, I say…

Gone away (prosecutor), & big pay day 💵…

Quid Pro Joe!…

Flowin’ in like water…..

(50K monthly to Sleepy Junior)🤑

I.. wanna know..

Have you ever fleeced Ukraine?🤔… (& China)

I.. wanna know..

Have you ever fleeced Ukraine?🤔… (& China)

Shuttin’ down (Burisma investigation), and a big pay day😉…..

(CORRUPT LOOTER SOB’s)

“I WANT A NEW DRUG” #MAGAStrength

“I WANT A NEW DRUG” #MAGAStrength🤢

(music by Huey Lewis & The News)

TDS wonder-drug
WARNING: highly addictive
*not covered under Obama-careEmojiEmoji

INTRO GUITAR…

Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!…….Emoji

I want a new drug…

One that won’t make me flip… (ev’rytime a hear the words president and Trump)

One that won’t make me rash & scar… (w/ permanent dysfuction or self-harm)

Or make me squeal, for my “Russia fix”…

I want a new drug…

So I don’t blurt “off with his head!”… (see patient Kathy Griffin)

One that won’t make me run my mouth ’til dry… (w/ bogus conspiracy theories & nazi name calling)

Or make my lies, (fizzle to) no cred… (see fake-news shows)

One that won’t make me nervous… (& hateful & deranged)Emoji

Triggerin’ all I do… (constant anxiety, making threats, violent protest etc)

One that makes me feel like I’d feel if Obama 3rd-term had come true…… Emoji

But I’m alone with loons… Emoji

I want a new drug…

So more tears won’t spill… (been sobbing since 2016)Emoji

One that don’t, cost too much… (40 million Emojiwitch-hunt)

Or come as a Dem shill… (see Christine Blasey Ford)Emoji

I want a new drug…

One that makes Trump go away!… (Impeach 45! Impeach 45!)

One that won’t keep me up all night… (watching Roswell Rachel Maddow)Emoji

One that won’t make me swear all day… (F’in Trump!)Emoji

One that won’t make me nervous… (& deranged & hateful)Emoji

Triggerin’ all I do… (anxiety, threats, violence)

One that makes me feel like I’d feel if Obama 3rd-term had come true…… Emoji

‘Cause i’m alone…. with loons… Emoji

I’m alone with Poca baby….

PILL-POPPIN’ GUITAR….

I want a new drug…

One that does what it should… (“makes this Buttercup feel like a winner!”)🤗

One that don’t make me feel too bad… (not as bad a DeBlasio negative poll #)🤤

One that don’t make me feel too good… (not as good as a Biden / ‘Corn-Pop’ showdown)😳

I want a new drug…

So I don’t shout… (@ the sky each election anniversary)Emoji

One that won’t make me talk (jibberish babble) so much…

Or make my face, freakout!… (like Fredo Cuomo)Emoji

One that won’t make me nervous (& hateful & deranged)Emoji

Triggerin’ all I do…

One that makes me feel like I’d feel if Obama 3rd-term had come true……Emoji

Now I’m alone…. with loons🤪

I’M ALONE W/ THIS FUCKIN’ FREDO DUDEEmojiEmoji

“AT ELECTION TIME”🇺🇸#Trump202 0’KeepItSummertimeInAmerica!’☀️

“AT ELECTION TIME”🇺🇸#Trump2020’KeepItSummertimeInAmerica!’☀️

(music by Mungo Jerry)

Intro ‘Campaign Trail’ Riff….

(TRUMP-TRAINEmoji “We have the greatest political movement in our history!”):

Choo.. choo choo.. uh, choo.. choo choo.. uh
Choo.. choo choo.. uh, choo.. choo choo.. uh (repeat)

At election time, when the rhetoric hot..

You can wake right up, and tweet by nine..

At election time,

You got winnin’, you got winnin’ on your mind..

Great instincts, non stop drive,

Go out, and rally (MAGA) all the time🇺🇸👍

Well thank Donny we’re rich,

Throw regs out, tax cuts real..

Yeah thank Donny not poor,

U.S.A. first, is the deal😉

Speed along our gains,
Second term & return Prez 45👍
When the swamp drains down,
We can make it 🇺🇸 make it good, and really fine👍

Trump’s no threat, people (but The Squad is!)👹
He’s not dirty (like Crooked Hillary),
He’s not mean (like Obama Deep State witch hunters)..
He loves everybody (Make Your Country Great Again)👍
But he do as he please (America 1st)🇺🇸
At election time-
He on a mission, to go winnin’ for country👍🇺🇸
He’s always snappy (witty unlike Sleepy Joe)😴
Life’s for buildin’ yeah, that’s his philosophy😉

(Building economy, wealth, military, security, WALL)😉

Vote along with us..
T T T T T…
Don don don don don…
Yeah, voters hap-pap-py😁

Don don don T don don T T don don T don…
Don do don don don..
Don don don don..
Don don don……

ALL ABOARD! aah…

Choo.. choo choo uh.. choo.. choo choo.. uh (repeat)
MAGA PIANO Emoji

When election’s here, yeah it’s MAGA time🇺🇸👍
Dem he’ll throttle, wear your Red Hat, it’ll soon be 2nd-term time..
& we’ll mock snowflakes again❄️🤣
They’ll go cryin’😥or maybe they’ll meltdown😱
Yeah we’re rich🤑 ‘cause he’s fights 💪🇺🇸
Not our friends, if they always run us down👎😉

Choo.. choo choo.. uh choo.. choo choo.. uh…..

Choo.. choo choo.. uh!Emoji
(REPEAT EACH ELECTION CYCLE)

“ROCKSTAR”😎#45in’&Thrivin’👍

“ROCKSTAR”😎#45in’&Thrivin’👍

(music by Nickelback)

(MAGA PATRIOTS):
We’re through with back of the line, to chumps who never pitch in.. (Europeein’ allies defense & trade)
Was like the bottom of the ninth, & Obama didn’t wanna win👎
Crooked Hill’s life didn’t turn out, quite the way she want it to be😫

PREZ T😎:
(TELL ME WATCHYA WANT)
“Lock Her Up!”👍

He got a brand new (White) House,
What an epic blow to Libs😫
& a job boom, we now ‘Made USA In’🇺🇸👍
& a king size club (US Military)💪
Strong enough to vaporize freaks (MOAB meet ISIS)🚀😳

😎(YEAH, I KNOW WHAT THEY NEED)☠️

He tears up, China credit card, we’re at our limit!
No more big trade let, tariff balance deficit👍
Gonna join the USMCA Club🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦
& ‘Make North America Great Again’ for all three😉

😎(BEEN THERE, DONE THAT)
“now pass it DemocRats!”

He got us new tax cuts, brought back old markets (‘magic wand’ found!)👍
He’s a target on Hollywood Boulevard🎯🤩
Despair between DeNiro & Messing🤪 is fine with ‘T’ 😉

😎(JUST WATCH HOW THEY LOSIN’ IT)🤪🤣

He went and traded his life of fortune & fame,
Kept on stylin’ his hair, and proclaimed our name!
😎(AMERICA 1st!)🇺🇸👍

‘Cause he all just wants us to be Big (League) Rockstars🤩
& live in self-owned houses,
Drivin’ brand new cars..
Border crossin’ ain’t easy, (The WALL just got 10ft taller)👍
& their drugs, scum keep..
We all stay safe,
‘Cause we don’t retreat! (Peace Thru Strength)
And he’ll, tweet ‘bout all our coolest parts (free markets)😁
In the USA, where ‘We The People star’🤩
Ev’ry entrepreneur’s gonna wind up here,
Everyone more money with stock, invest shares🤑
& well, hey.. hey.. he wants us all to be Rockstars 🇺🇸
Hey.. hey.. he wants us to be Rockstars😎

He’s already great like Reagan, crushed another Iran hassle👊🏻
Sent in ICE agents to throw out MS13 assholes👍
Signed a couple (hundred) Exec Orders,
So we can de-regulate and set free (energy independence)👍

😎(WE’LL DRILL IN ANWR ha ha)

He addresses these asses (2020 Dems),
& their latest fashion (healthcare for illegals, green new deal etc)👎
Won’t give a front door key to this Socialist faction,
😎(WE WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST NATION!)
Gonna dump these regressive souls🤤 who love to blow our money & seize..

😎(JUST WATCH HOW I’M DOIN’ IT)
They revealing their radical selves😉

He went and traded his life of fortune & fame,
Kept on stylin’ his hair, and proclaimed our name!
😎(AMERICA 1st!)🇺🇸👍

‘Cause he all just wants us to be Big (League) Rockstars🤩
& live in self-owned houses,
Drivin’ brand new cars..
Border crossin’ ain’t easy,
& their drugs, scum keep..
We all stay safe,
‘Cause we don’t retreat! (Blue Lives Matter!)👍
And he’ll, tweet ‘bout all our coolest parts (Constitution)😁
In the USA, where ‘We The People’ star🤩
Ev’ry entrepreneur’s gonna wind up here,
Everyone more money with stock, invest shares🤑
And he’ll, hold out as the trade war looms,
With the latest necessary more tariffs, they’ll lose💪
They’ve already taken ev’rything, with that evil smile👹
😎(Played past administrations)👎
Everybody (other nations), he’s got new dealers (new trade chains), on speed dial!Emoji 😎(see JAPAN)

😎Well hey.. hey.. I want us all to be a Rockstars🇺🇸🤩

😎I’m gonna keep tweetin’ (exposin’) those wrongs,
That offend the (Fake News) censors🤪
Gonna drop these shills (Lamestream corrupt media true enemy of the people)🤤
Use the truth as cleanser..
Got washed-up actors citin’ all like schlongs🤮
Lipsync ‘em ev’ry (day) & night,
So they don’t get ‘em (fake-news talking points) wrong🤓…..

Well, he all just wants us to be Big (League) Rockstars🤩

& live in self-owned houses,

Drivin’ brand new cars..

Border crossin’ ain’t easy,

& their drugs, scum keep..

We all stay safe,

‘Cause we don’t retreat! (KEEP AMERICA GREAT!)🇺🇸👍

And he’ll, tweet ‘bout all our coolest parts (Liberty & Justice For All)👍
In the USA, where ‘We The People’ star🤩
Ev’ry entrepreneur’s gonna wind up here,
Everyone more money with stock, invest shares🤑
And he’ll, hold out as the trade war looms,
With the latest necessary more tariffs, they’ll loseEmoji
They’ve already taken ev’rything with that evil smileEmoji
Everybody, he’s got new dealers (new trade chains), on speed dial (see Japan)Emoji
& well, hey.. hey.. he wants us all to be Rockstars🇺🇸

EmojiHey… hey… we’re gonna all be Rockstars…..

“SYMPATHY FOR THE SQUAD” #FilthyFour🤮

“SYMPATHY FOR THE SQUAD” #FilthyFour

(music by The Rolling Stones)

Intro Drums……

Ooooww!……oooww!……ooooww!…….

Please allow me to introduce myself,

I’m a woman who hates your wealth & patriotic taste

I’ve been around for just about a long, long year,

Stepped on many a congressman toes, & Pelosi’s cape

I brought around Green New Deal gripe,

Seize this moment, of fossil fuel doubt & shame..

Made damn sure that Amazon,

Squash tax plan, and seal their fate (bye bye)

Pleased to meet you..

Hope you guess my name-
(A.hO.leC.) pew pew

Bent on muzzlin’ you, (LAST!)

Is the nature of my (shame) game…

I snuck around St. Paul/ Minneapolis,

‘Cause I thought it was a time, for Israel blame..

Let’s kill their Star (of David), terror administer..

Bibi & Trump, screams in vain..

We eroded a skank,

Who held House Speaker rank..

As the 2020 socialist blitzkrieg raged,

& Trump infidels stank..

Pleased to meet you..

Hope you guess my name-
(Imam Omar) pew pew oh yeah!

& muzzlin’ you, (LAST!)

Is the, nature of our (shame) game, aah yeah…

I watch with glee, as my Dem colleagues.. (pew pew)

Fight with hate & rage, against this MAGA crusade.. (pew pew)

I shouted out, let’s impeach this (mother fucker) travesty, (pew pew)

‘Cause after all, socialism’s for you & me.. (pew pew)

Let me please introduce my obnoxious self, (pew pew)

I’m a woman, who hates your wealth & patriotic taste (pew pew)

& I say pro raps for Palestinians, (pew pew)

Who will kill (Jews) before they reach Two-States… (pew pew)
(pew pew)
Pleased to meet you.. (pew pew)

Hope you guess my name-
(Rashida Tslob) pew pew

oh yeah,
(pew pew)

Bent on muzzlin’ you, (LAST!) (pew pew)

Is the, nature of our (shame) game… aah yeah

a put down Pelosi, hit it!
KEITH GUITAR!….

(pew pew)…..

Just as every cop, is a criminal, (pew pew)

& all Antifa sinners, saints.. (pew pew)

On his head target nail, (pew pew)

Just call Trump, Lucifer (& Racist Nazi) (pew pew)

‘Cause he’s in need of some restraint (impeach & convict 45!) pew pew

So if you meet us, have some courtesy, (unlike Trump) pew pew

Have some empathy, have some haste.. (pew pew)

Use all your well learned (radical college activism) politesse.. (pew pew)

To help lay MAGA soul to waste.. (pew pew)

Um yeah

Pleased to meet you..

Hope you guess my name-

(Ayanna Pressley ‘no relation to ELVIS’) pew pew

Bent on muzzlin’ you,
Is the, nature, of our game (shame)… (pew pew)…

Aaahh!… (pew pew)

Oh yeah!… (pew pew)

(TRUMP):
TEAR ‘EM ON DOWN!…..

“30 POINTS IN THE POLLS” #FakeNewsData🤥

“30 POINTS IN THE POLLS” #FakeNewsData

(music by Humble Pie)

roll that crap….

30 points in the polls!…..

30 points in the hole!

30 points in the polls!…..

(yeah right)

GUITAR…..
alright alright alright alright yeah..

Fake news they glean..
Talkin’ ’bout, double digit lead..
A landslide looms, and a skewed sample ruse..
Give them their relief!Emojic’mon cupcakes

Stacked Gallup read..
It’s what they speak, and on feedEmoji
Heed & trust, what Hill went bust on..
Nate Silver got to believe!Emoji

30 points in the hole!…

30 points in the polls!..

30 points in the hole!…

That’s what they tell you..
(but in reality it’s)

TRUMP UP 30 points in the polls!

Emoji

“NATIVE AMERICAN GIRL” #ChiefShittingBull

“NATIVE AMERICAN GIRL” #ChiefShittingBull
(music by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers)

INTRO GUITAR RIFF….

Well, she wasn’t a Native American girl,

Bogus promises..

She couldn’t help thinkin’ that there’d be more in life,

If she was somebody else (not a White girl)..

After all it was a ‘big gov’ world,

With lots of socialists to run with..

& if she had to lie, tryin’..
She had made many promises, she was never gonna keep…

Oh yeah!..

Cherokee type.. (1/1,024)

Take it easy baby..

Make that beer, make it last all night!..

She wasn’t, a Native American Girl!…

“I LOVE THIS BARR” #’WitchHunt’Hunter

“I LOVE THIS BARR” #’WitchHunt’Hunter

(music by Toby Keith)

(AG Barr): “Yes, I do believe spying on Trump occurred”…

INTRO SLIDE GUITAR…

We got spinners (CNN clown/fake news)🤡

We got (stone-cold) Losers (Clapper & Brennan)🤤

Lame hoaxers (Mueller), and schmoozers (Tarmac Loretta & Slick Willie)😘

And we got yuppies (McCabe & Rosenstein geeks)🤓

A Trump disliker (Steele)😠

We got a bloodthirsty bitch-griper (Crooked Hillary at Hunter College)😤

& their media whores, team up with whiney movie stars (like Booby DeNiro)😫

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. I love this Barr😍(finally an actual AG!)

We got Comey..
That leakin’ sucker🤮
Broken hearted fools (Meuller’s angry Dem hacks), and one dirty mother-fucker! (Weissman)💩
& we got hustlers (FISA court abusers)..
We got dirty fighters (Deep State Creeps)😳
Really absurd (dirty dossier), and insiders (Ohr & Yates)..
And the victims, talk about their battle scars (Page & Papadopolous set-ups)…

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. I love this Barr…..

(CHORUS):
We Love this Barr…😍
He’ll clean up this place…
Just walkin’ through the (DOJ) front door, wipes that smug smile off Dem’s face…😣
He’ll show how far…
Coup went to mar…

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. we love this Barr….

We’ve seen law skirts (cover-ups & set-ups)..
They got high-techs (NSA tappin’ Trump’s wires)👀
Process-crime-collared boys (Flynn, Manafort & Stone), and just sex (Stormy, Avenutti)💋
And we got lovers (Page, Strzok)😘
Lots got snookered (pmsnbc viewers)🤤
And we’ve seen unmaskin’ girls (Powers & Rice), and peein’ hookers..
And Sessions liked, to shrink to rear & watch from afar…🤭

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. we love this Barr…
Yes we do👍

GUITAR

HE LIKES JUSTICE MUCH (like justice much)👍
HE LIKES WITCH-HUNT ENDS (witch-hunt he ends)
DON’T LIKE TO TAKE BS FROM SPINNERS,
HE LIKES TO SPOON-FEED TRUTH TO THEM!

Yeah we love this Barr..
He’ll clean up this place..
Just trollin’ (investigatin’ the instigators) around & declassify more, wipes that smug smile off Brennan’s face😣
All crimes he’ll charge👍
Crooked Hillary to star!😵
Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. put her behind bars…
Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. I love this Barr…

We got never-Trumpees,
Who talk big and grandstand (Mitt McCain)💩
An old fool crock (Jimmy Carter), who had a real bad stand (’76-’80)😴
We got abuses (Crossfire Hurricane)..
& we got foreign spies (Mifsud, Halper, Downer)👀
A dumbass who thinks he’s a wise guy (Sleepy Creepy Joe)🤡😴
They all got too drunk (on collusion-delusion), and dragged witch-hunt out real far…

Reason #2-Term ’45’👍

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. we love this Barr…😍

Lay it on out IG/AG boys…

Barry’s abuse is over…😳

Got to let O’s crimes be known…

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Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. put Dems behind bars…👍

YA JUST GOTTA LOVE ‘EM😍

“SOCIALIST FANTASY” #2020RadicalRock

“SOCIALIST FANTASY” #2020RadicalRock

(music by Bad Company)

Intro GUITAR🎸
Yeeeeaaahh!….

Here come lib jesters,

1, 2, 3.. (4,5,6……20!)🤣

It’s all part of their, lunacy🤪

They gov to abuse it & they love dependent crowds..

Identity politics their style, & displayin’ it proud…

Yeah…

Here come lib cancers, dumb and dumb(er)🤤…
Obama’s ballin’😢 cause his, legacy’s done (THX TRUMP!)👍…
Most find them rancid, like their liberal slime crowd (Antifa sludge)💩
Push their rot agenda now, and sayin’ it proud…

It’s all part, of their Socialist fantasy…🤪

It’s all part, of their ‘Green New Deal’ scheme👎

It’s all part, of their Socialist fantasy…
It’s all part, of their single-payer healthcare scheme👎

🎸 yeeeaaahhh…

Pull out class-war fight, on one and all…
& let hate feelin’ get down in their sheeple’s souls😠
Pocahontas so loud, Mayor Peep makin’ peep sounds…
Beto (up on bars & tabletops) screechin’ to the sky!..
& diggin’ up the ground (& eating dirt)😋

It’s all part, of their Socialist fantasy…
It’s all part, of their income redistributive scheme👎
It’s all part, of their Socialist fastasy…🤪
It’s all part, of their open-borders scheme👎

“EVE OF OBSTRUCTION” #WeGot’emNow!

“EVE OF OBSTRUCTION” #WeGot’emNow!
(music by Barry McGuire)

Their Hate-Trump world, heads are explodin’..

Fake-News flarin’, derangement overloadin’..

John Dean’s old enough to shill (45 yrs), ‘obstruction’ quotin’.. (“worse than Watergate”)

‘Nasty Nancy’ don’t believe they’ll score (“jail Trump once he’s out of office”),
But what’s that ‘Mueller roadmap’ Nadler’s totin’..

& even the 2020 Dem quiver (20 dull broken arrows),
Are impeachment floatin’..

& they,
Tell us…

Over and over and over again, my friend…

Ah, they all believe, they’re on the eve, of obstruction….

“LUNATIC FRINGE” #ChickensComin’HomeToRoost!

“LUNATIC FRINGE” #InmatesRunningAsylum
(music by Red Rider)
DEDICATION & THANKS: to all those “moderate” blue district dumbasses who put Dems back in House majority *L-) loser

Intro ‘Impeachment Drumbeat’ / GUITAR….

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(PATHETIC PELOSI):

Lunatic fringe…

I know impeachment’s out there…

Wish I could go into hiding…

& if no, I’ll take a beating *:-S worried

Trump can hear you comin’…

& he wants us to go after…

We’d be wise to not step in it this time… (wise up this one time)

I won’t let you kill my Speakership chances… (& re-elect Trump!)

(LIB DEM FREAKS):
NOooooooo!…. uh huh!

NOooooooo!…. uh huh!

NOooooooo!…. uh huh!

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(PREZ TRUMP):
ROCK ON RATS!… *=)) rolling on the floor

“RESISTANCE REHAB” #TDSDeTox😫

“RESISTANCE REHAB” #TDSDeTox😫

(music by Amy Winehouse)

(HOUSE DEMS):

Trump tried to make us go to rehab, we said no, no, no….

Yes, we’re still cracked🤯but took the House back, investigations grow, grow, grow….

We curse all the time😠…

But with impeachment we’ll be fine… (impeach 45! impeach 45!)*:(( crying

Trump try to make us go to rehab, we won’t go, go, go….

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(REP “Greasy Fingers” COHEN):
I’m rather at home with ‘K’… (comfortable eating KFC in committee)
Barr ain’t got the guts to play… (balk balk balk)
‘Cause there’s nothin’ (can’t exonerate), there’s nothin’ but impeach glee…
That’s all we learned, from Mr. Mueller’s crusade…

I don’t got a lot of class (none)*L-) loser….

& I know, he won’t come, just to get harassed!….

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(2020 DEMS):
Trump tried to make us go to rehab, we said no, no, no….
Yes we’re still cracked, but took the House back, obstruction grows, grows, grows….
We whine all the time*:(( crying
But with impeachment we’ll be fine…
Trump try to make us go to rehab, we won’t go, go, go….

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(FAUXCAHONTAS):
White-man said, “why you think I’m here?”… (MAGA)
I said, “not a good idea!”…
I’m gonna, I’m gonna beat this crazy (bigot)…
Why, I always preach class-war/race-bait fear…
(& always keep a cold one/bottle near)*:puke! puke

He said, “I just think you’re 1/1,024 (0.09%) at best”….

I’m Cherokee, yeah baby, see my headdress!….

(CELEBS & FAKE-NEWS):
Trump tried to make us go to rehab, we said no, no, no….
Yes, we’re still cracked*~X( at wits' endbut took the House back, investigations grows, grows, grows….

(ALEC “Numbnut” BALDWIN):
I don’t ever want to act again…
I just, ooh just need to ‘trump pretend’…
I’m not gonna suspend weekly SNL freaks…
Everyone knows that, I’ll never mend (always be deranged)

& I don’t have much pride (none)….

It’s just hate & jealousy, of this guy!*X( angry….

(‘HILL-BILL $2 TIX SPEAKING TOUR’):
Trump tried to make us go to rehab, we said no, no, no….
Yes we’re still cracked*:(( cryingbut took the House back, obstruction grows, grows, grows….
We bitch all the time…
But with impeachment we’ll be fine…
Trump try to make us go to rehab, we won’t go, go , go….

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Image result for trump laughing and pointing*=)) rolling on the floor

“NOVEMBER 2016” Oh, What A Night!🇺🇸👍#2020ReunionPartyThemeSong

“NOVEMBER 2016”

Oh, What A Night!🇺🇸👍
#2020ReunionPartyThemeSong

(music by The Four Seasons)

Intro ‘MAGA’ Piano Riff…..
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Oh, What A Night…

Early November back in twenty sixteen…

What a very special time for country…

As Crooked Hillary remembers, what a night😫

Oh, What A Night…
You know CNN didn’t even want to speak his name…
‘Cause politics was never gonna be the same…
What a victory, what a night!…

Oh, I…..got a funny feelin’ when they (Ohio) voted…in our dude….

& I…..as I recall (Wisconsin) Hill’s end was coming soon!…. (blue-wall-stall)

Oh, What A Night!…
Strategizing (electorally), demoralizing John King… (CNN Electoral College Big-Board)
He was everything, polls screamed couldn’t be…
Podesta surrender, “everyone go home now tonight”…

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‘HILLARY-DRUNKEN-VIOLENT-RIFF’….

Dems felt the crush, MAGA rollin’, stole their thunder…
Spinnin’ Kathy Griffin’s (not severed) head around, & makin’ Nate Silver blunder!🤣
Oh, what a night!….

‘KAG’ 2020 Riff…..
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Oh, I…..got a funny feelin’ when they (Florida) voted…in our dude…

& I….as I recall (Michigan) Hill’s end was coming soon!…

Oh, What A Night!…
Why’d it take so long (for Establishment) to see the light…
Mueller so wrong, and now Trump is so right…
What a victory, what a night!….

Ooo,
Dems felt the crush, MAGA rollin’, stole their thunder…
Strainin’ Kathy Griffin’s (not severed) head around, & makin’ Nate Silver blunder!

Oh, What A Night!…
Doo did doo did did ‘TAX CUTS’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘JOBS!JOBS!JOBS!’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘isis DESTROYED’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘ENERGY INDEPENDENCE’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘RECORD GDP’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ”BUILDING THE WALL’ doo did doo did did..
Oh what a night!..
Doo did doo did did ‘FAIR TRADE’ doo did doo did did..

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(SING THRU 2024)

“WHEN🧟‍♀️SWAMP LEVEE🧟‍♂️BREAKS”🇺🇸👍

“WHEN🧟‍♀️SWAMP LEVEE🧟‍♂️BREAKS”🇺🇸👍

(music by Led Zeppelin)

Intro Page/Bonham ‘MAGA WAVE’ Riff………

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If we keep on winnin’, swamp levee’s goin’ to break…🇺🇸

If we keep on winnin’, swamp levee’s goin’ to break…👍

When swamp levee breaks, democRats’ll have no place to prey…🐀

Mean old Fake News levee, fought ‘T’ now they weep & moan😫

Mean old Deep State levee, fought ‘T’ now they weep & moan😫

Trump’s got what it takes to make ‘Establishment’ leave their home (DC swamp term-limits!)

oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah… ooo…

PAGE GUITAR 🙂

Don’t it make ’em feel bad! (MAGA),
When they’re tryin’ to run down our home! (failed election coup),
They don’t know which way to go?? (2020 out radical proposal each other)

We got it goin’ on down south! (BUILDING THE WALL),
We got lots of work to do! (record employment #s),
They just know about Chicago😝 (Obama & his commie activist groups)

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‘MAGA WAVE’ RIFF……..

Lyin’ won’t help you, brayin’ (’bout Socialism) won’t do you no good…

No,

Lyin’ won’t help you, brayin’ won’t do you no good (see Venezuela!)…

When swamp levee breaks, Obama you got no more groove (Legacy flush💩)…..

All last night, Bernie Bernout sat on the levee and moaned…😫

All last night, Creepy Schmoe Biden sat on the levee and moaned…😫

Whinin’ about our President drainin’ their happy home…😉

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Aaaaaaahhhhhh…aaaahhhhhh….aaaaahhhh……..

Goin’.. goin’ to Chicago!…

Fleein’ to Chicago!…

So long, take all Dems with you!…
(Juicy Smollett too)
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Drainin’ down… drain it down now…

Drainin’ down… drain it down now……

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“KEEP ON GOVERNIN’ FOR YOU”👍 #KAG!2020KeepAmericaGreat!🇺🇸

“KEEP ON GOVERNIN’ FOR YOU”👍#KAG!2020KeepAmericaGreat!🇺🇸
(music by REO Speedwagon)

Intro KAG! Piano….

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Dems should have seen by the look in my eyes, baby..
There was somethin’ glistenin’ (MAGA sparkle).. 🤩
Dems should have known by the tone of my voice (passion & resolve), maybe..
But Crooked Hillary didn’t listen (coronation)..

‘Barry’ left us for dead..

& ‘his coup’ mislead (spygate, witch hunt)..

Instead Crooked H got knocked on her ass, 😵

Snowflakes still roiled up and hissin’!.. 😫 (w/ TDS)

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And now we know all about those Dirty Dems..🐀
Still we won’t (never!) surrender..
‘Cause it was us country, way before them (& their rigged system)..
And we’re still together (& growing Big League!)..

And I meant, every word I said (‘Promises Made, Promises Kept’)..

When I said that I’ll govern for you,

I meant, that OUR GOV is forever! (GOD BLESS the USA!)…

(KAG! CHORUS):

& I’m gonna keep on governin’ for you!…

‘Cause it’s the only thing I wanna do!…

I’m sure gonna tweet,
That I just wanna keep on governn’ for you!…

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KAG! GUITAR SOLO!….🎸🇺🇸

& I meant, every word I said (Promises Made, Promises Kept’)..

When I said that I’ll govern for you,

I meant, that OUR GOV is forever! (GOD BLESS the USA!)…

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& I’m gonna keep on governn’ for you!…

‘Cause it’s the only thing I wanna do👍

I’m sure gonna tweet,

That I’m just gonna keep on governin’ for you!…

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(REPEAT THRU 2024)🇺🇸👍

“WHITE HOUSE”

“WHITE HOUSE”
(music by Jimi Hendrix)

INTRO JIMI GUITAR…..

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There’s a White House, over yonder…
That’s where a real leader stay…
Lord, there’s a White House over yonder… nation..
That’s where our leader stay…
He’s real at home workin’ for our country…
24/7 and a, two terms worth of days…. (MAGA!)

In a minute (first 2 yrs), nothin’s wrong…
His (America 1st) key went and unlocked our door… (unleashed free-market)
In a minute, nothin’s wrong now…
His (policy) key unlocked our door (growth & opportunity)…

We got a good, good feelin’…
Obama don’t live here no more….

(& I still got my MAGA hat on.. watch out now!)

JIMI ‘MAGA’ GUITAR!
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Well, he’ll sure as hell go back over yonder…
Right back up on Capitol Hill…
Lord, he’ll sure as hell go back over yonder…
Right back yonder to Capitol Hill…
‘Cause if those swamp creatures won’t govern no more..
We know our, Leader will!

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“DON’T CRY OUT LOUD”😫🤫 #CollusionDelusionBlues😰

“DON’T CRY OUT LOUD”😫🤫 #CollusionDelusionBlues😰

(music by Melissa Manchester)

INTRO PIANO…
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Babies cried the day their Mueller let them down 😩😥

‘Cause they didn’t want the President just laughin’ at them 😂🤣

So they subpoenaed the whole pile, & wouldn’t shut up or sit down 😤😒

While they advanced delusion bet, “all in” Tom greenie-weenie Steyer 🤑 (no impeach)😰

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They know a lot about it, ‘cause you see…

With these babies 😫, there’s an awful lot of hypocrisy…..

(spying, colluding, entrapping, unmaskings, lying, leaking)

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Don’t cry out loud!…🤫

Don’t scream at the sky🤭

Learn how to hide your feelings (TDS)🤯

Fly high & proud!… (w/ rats & creepy porn lawyers)…

& if witch hunt should stall,

Remember Crooked Hillary really, blew it, all!😖
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“HUGGIN’, TOUCHIN’, SQUEEZIN'”😛 #I’llRunIfICanSmell&NestleTrump’sHairDuringDebates

“HUGGIN’, TOUCHIN’, SQUEEZIN'”😛 #I’llRunIfICanSmell&NestleTrump’sHairDuringDebates
(music by Journey)

Intro PROWLING-CREEP-BEAT….

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You like to creep…
They wanna cry…
& then…
You stalk & try…
Huggin’..
Touchin’..
Squeezin’..
& smother 😩

Can’t leave alone…
Or hands to himself…
Makes out…
Then moves on someone else…
Hoverin’..
Touchin’..
Squeezin’..
Kids & mothers 😝

They’re tearing up when he starts 😥
(try to get away) every.. every way!..
They’re tearing up when he starts 😓
Oh girls, mace will keep at bay –
he’s tearing up, the old fart….

Just don’t stay long girls,
Don’t be alone!
With this lover…
Or he might follow you home!😳

2020, he’ll keep huggin’!..
Oh keep touchin’!..
Keep squeezin’!… many others!….

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Joe goes:
Aaah aah aah aah aah ahh *:P tongue
Aaah aah aah ahh ahh *:-* kiss
Aaah aah aah aah aah ahh*:P tongue
Aaah aah aah aah ahh *:-* kiss

 

“DON’T COME AROUND HERE NO MORE” #YouPencilNeckSneak

“DON’T COME AROUND HERE NO MORE” #YouPencilNeckSneak
(music by Freddie Blassie, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

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(PREZ T):
Pencil Neck Sneak, info leakin’ freak..
Scum suckin’, pea head with a lousy psyche..
He’s a one man, no gut, losing streak..
Nothin’ but a Pencil Neck Sneak!

INTRO DRUMS & GUITAR…

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(HOUSE INTEL COMMITTEE):
HEY!
HEY!
Don’t come around here no more…

Don’t come around here no more…

Whatever you’re still pushin’ for… (collusion-delusion)*~X( at wits' end

Hey! don’t come around here no more…

Just give it up… stop!
Just give it up… stop!
Just give it up… stop!
No waiting any longer (NO collusion reported!)
Just give it up,
Calls to resign chairmanship, getting stronger!….

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Don’t come around here no more…
Don’t come around here no more…
Don’t come around here no more…
Don’t come around here no more…

We don’t believe you anymore…

You fake news tv whore…

Whatever you’re still pushin’ for… (collusion-delusion)

Hey! don’t come around here no more…

Just give it up… stop!
Just give it up… stop!
Just give it up… stop!
You’re strangled with (hate) emotion*X( angry
Just give it up,
Shifty please, admit it’s over! *=)) rolling on the floor
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“ALL TWO-TERM LONG” #KeepingAmericaGreat!🇺🇸👍

“ALL TWO-TERM LONG” #KeepingAmericaGreat!🇺🇸👍

(music by Kid Rock)

Intro PIANO Riff…
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It was 2016, his stops (rallies) weren’t short, his hair (& message) right on,

Caught on somewhere between employ (Made In USA) & (MAGA) plan… 🇺🇸👍

She was quite a fiend (Crooked Hillary), and she was far from bein’ Queen,

It was election time & Makin’ America Great Again…

GUITAR RIFF…
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Smashin’ the fake news hard,
Tweetin’ round the clock his ire 😠
It’s the simple things in life, like Walls & Fair (trade)😉
He lightin’ up the internet,
& man, DemocRats won’t soon forget 😩
The way his spotlight shined (exposed) that they don’t care (open borders, crime, violence, drugs etc)…

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(CHORUS):

And now we’re tryin’ different things (tax cuts, de-reg, fair trade etc).. 👍
No more broken Barock things (foreign policy, economy etc).. 👎
Drainin’ gov (swamp) into the lake of our favorite throng (“WE THE PEOPLE”)🇺🇸
Grippin’ heavy on the throttle (free-market unleash), & buildin’ for tomorrow😉
Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America’ all two-term long…

Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America all two-term long…

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Catchin’ illegals at border cross spots,
Watchin’ ICE clear MS13 off city blocks,
He’ll forever hold a spot in our nation’s soul.. (LAW & ORDER PREZ)
Bombs blistered ISIS scum,
He didn’t wait for UN bums,
To hit that sand and display some Rock-N-Roll! (U.S. Military Might!)🇺🇸💪

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And now we’re tryin’ different things (energy production, border security, business re-investment-JOBS! etc).. 👍
No more broken Barock things (law enforcement, military, energy industries etc).. 👎

Drain’ gov (swamp) into the lake of our favorite throng (“WE THE PEOPLE”)🇺🇸
Grippin’ heavy on the throttle (free-market unleash), & buildin’ for tomorrow😉
Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America’ all two-term long…

Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America’ all two-term long…

SWEET HOME AMERICA! (turn it up!)

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GUITAR 🎸

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(2024):
Now MAGA is obtained, as election season will bring a change,
& now we can’t let these good days ever end…
At times we’ll play his songs (‘Trump Tunes’ @ GuitarGod),🎸
and we’ll proudly sing along..
& think, man our gov can be that great again!🇺🇸

MAN, LET’S KEEP US GREAT & THEN!…

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And now we’re tryin’ different things (LEADING FROM THE FRONT AGAIN!)👍
No more broken Barock things (DEEP STATE CREEPS)👎
Drainin’ gov (swamp) into the lake of our favorite throng (“WE THE PEOPLE”)🇺🇸
Grippin’ heavy on the throttle (free-market unleash), & buildin’ for tomorrow😉
Singin’ ‘Sweet Home America’ all two-term long…

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SINGIN’ ‘SWEET HOME AMERICA’ ALL TWO-TERM LONG!…..

(Repeat THRU FUTURE GENERATIONS)🇺🇸
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“DIRTY TREATS”😋 #YouAreWhatYouEat

“DIRTY TREATS”😋 #YouAreWhatYouEat

(music by AC/DC)

INTRO ANGUS ‘DIGGING’ RIFF….

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If you’re, havin’ trouble with your crazed lib cred,

You haven’t paid your dues…

You want to accentuate but on Green New Deal, they’ve all bet (2020 greenie weenies),

Here’s what you gotta do…

Pick up the hoe,

To soil go,

Dig where brown & prime👌🏾

Just screen,

Sand-mix-loam-forage-clay-mix-silt!

Top soil slice and dine…. 🤗

Dirty treats…

Likes to eat!

Dirt he feeds…

Likes dirt treats!

Dirty treats…

Likes to eat!

Dirty feed, and he eats dirt treats… *:P tongue

Dirty feed, and he eats dirt treats… *;) winking

Dirt a la mode..

Dirt-chip cookies..
Upside-down dirt cake!

EATS DIRT TREATS!..

Mud pies..
Death-by-dirt cake..

Hot Dirt sundae!

EATS DIRT TREATS!..

Dirt he eats…

Dirt he eats…

Dirt he eats…

LIKES DIRT TREATS! *=P~ drooling

Aaaaarrrrrggggghhh!……..

“STRANGE CREW” #DerangedViews

“STRANGE CREW” #DerangedViews

(music by Cream)

INTRO CLAPTON GUITAR…

Strange crew…

Kill our Red, White & Blue 🇺🇸😖

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She’s a bitch & trouble with anti-Semitic views…
In her own mad mind, she’ll sic gov on Jews…
On Jews…
Cave’s what Schumer’s gonna do…

Strange crew…
Kill what inspires you (American Exceptionalism)…

She’s done some kinda schemin’, messin’ with her roots…
If she don’t watch out, tribe’ll give the boot…
To you (Pocahontas)…
What kind of ‘beer chuggin’ fool are you…

Strange crew…
Kill what free markets grew…

GUITAR 🙂

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Up on a bar, in the middle of a ragin’ speech…
He sure makes a scene, his hands cannot be…
Ignored…
Waitress almost got floored!…

Strange dude (douche)…
Kill our Red, White & Blue*L-) loser

STRANGE CREW…….
(Repeat – see 2020 deranged crew)

“Still, NO REASON FOR THE WITCH hunt” #IfAtFirstYouDon’tSucceedTryTryAgain

“Still, NO REASON FOR THE WITCH hunt” #IfAtFirstYouDon’tSucceedTryTryAgain

(music by Donovan)

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INTRO GUITAR RIFF….

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When I look out my White House window..😳
Many swamp sights to see…
& when I look out my White House window..😳
So many degenerate witch-hunter creeps…
They so deranged😩
So Trump deranged!..
They try to set up ev’ry trick… (squeeze any & all, 81!)
They got crazed members who just bitch… (AhOleC)
They keep on with bogus investigation shit/Schiff 💩
Mmmm..
Still see no reason for this witch…
Still see no reason for this witch…
Still see no reason for this witch… hunt*L-) loser

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When I look over my shoulder…
What do you think I see…
Some looney bat stepping over…
The line desperately 😳
& she’s deranged…
So Trump deranged 😩
They tried to set up ev’ry trick…
They got crazed members that just bitch…
It’s just a cover-up for the Pantsuit Bitch…
Mmmm..
Still see no reason for this witch…
Still see no reason for this witch…
Still see no reason for this witch… hunt*L-) loser

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(EXCEPT TO COVER-UP OBAMA DEEP STATE ABUSE)

“HAND JIVE”

“HAND JIVE”
(music by George Thorogood)

PREZ TRUMP: “well I think he’s got a lot of hand movement.. I’ve never seen so much hand movement.. I said, is he crazy?? or is that just the way he acts??..

INTRO ‘BETA’ GUITAR RIFF….
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Mama, mama, look at sweaty Beto…*#:-S whew!

Doin’ that hand jive, campaign’s a go… *=; talk to the hand

He will save with little sister (AhOleC), mankind…*:-)/\:-) high five

He warns with that hand jive, we got 12 years time! *:-h wave

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HAND JIVE… *=D> applause

HAND JIVE… *:-? thinking

HAND JIVE… *:-SS nail biting

DO THAT CRAZY HAND JIVE *L-) loser

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“GIVE YA SHELTER” #🇺🇸SecurityStrengthSuccess

“GIVE YA SHELTER” #🇺🇸SecurityStrengthSuccess

(music by The Rolling Stones)

TRUMP 2020

‘Keep 🇺🇸 Great!’

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Ooooo….

MAGA storm been hummin’…

Betterin’ life today…

Said I will give us shelter… (MAGA!)🇺🇸

No way, we’re gonna fade away…. (🇺🇸1st!)

More!…
For our, children!…

It’s what we got today…

It’s what we got today!…

More!…
For our, children!…

It’s what we got today…
We got a lot today!… yeah…

Ooooo….

MAGA Fire is sweepin’…

Our broken streets today…

Burns, with a ‘clean coal’ comeback…

Energy Independence found its way👍

More!…
For our, children!… yeah
It’s what we got today…
It’s what we got today!…
More!…
For our, children!…
It’s what we got today…
We got a lot today!… yeah…

KEITH GUITAR….

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Rape!.. murder!..
We’re crackin’ down today…
It’s goin’ down these days…

Rape!.. murder!.. yeah..
The Wall goin’ up today…
Stop border crime these days…

Rape!.. murder!..
The Police we praise today.. *=D> applause
Brave ICE we praise today! *:-)/:-) high five

Yeah.. yeah.. yeah…

Mmmm

Socialist flood is threat’nin…
Our American way of life today… (life, liberty & pursuit of happiness)
Give ya.. give ya shelter…
Our democracy not gonna fade away… “we will never be a socialist country!”

More!..
For our, children!..
Pride’s what we got today!
Security what we got today!..
JOBS what we got today!
Growth what we got today!..
We got, a lot today!…

I’m drainin’ gov (swamp)… sister..
Regs I just piss away…
Trade deficits I just piss away…
Tax rate I just piss away…
Climate Change deal I just piss away…
Iran Deal I just piss away
piss away.. piss away!.. *=D> applause
Yeah….

“DOGS EAT DOG” #ThesePoochesAin’tHouseTrained!🐶💩

“DOGS EAT DOG” #ThesePoochesAin’tHouseTrained!🐶💩
(music by Ted Nugent)

Intro ‘Uncle Ted’ GUITAR!🎸

Oooooooooooowwwwww!……..

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Sabotage on the DC streets..
Dem OLD guard overturned 😳
They can’t do nothin’, to lead these freaks..
& if they don’t (cave to anti-semitism),
They’ll get berned!😡 (by radical base)…

Crazed women (radical freshman), bustin’ down Rep doors..
Accost more on the spot (even Obama!)..
Nancy best give up & get with what’s in store (socialism)😳
‘Cause if she don’t, her Speakership shot!😩

Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dogs…
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…

Kamikazes on the House of Reps floor..
Swan dive would go economy (93 trillion Green Con)..
Nancy can’t handle, this mad House no more..
They crave that Socialist lunacy 😝👎

Yeah yeah yeah!..

Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…
Dogs, dogs..
Dogs eat dog…

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GUITAR….
Ooooooooowwwww!……..

“BERNIN’ FOR YOU” #FeelTheBern😡2020(Again😩)

“BERNIN’ FOR YOU” #FeelTheBern😡2020(Again😩)
(music by Blue Oyster Cult)

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Bern out all day🤤….

Bern out all night (ev’rything free!)….

I can’t see no reason Socialism ain’t right….🤤

I’m livin’ for givin’ Karl Marx his due….

& I’m bernin’.. I’m bernin’..

I’ll Bernout on you!😩….

I’M BERNIN’.. I’M BERNIN’..

I’LL BERNOUT AGAIN ON YOU!

(Bernie’s campaign = dumpster fire)

(Bernie supporter = dumpster diver)

 

“THE LEADER”

“THE LEADER”

(music by Kenny Rogers)

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You got to know when to hold ‘em.. (accountable)

Know when to scold ‘em.. (sanctions)

Know when to walk away👋

Know when to stun😳(good deal or no deal)

You never give them money🤑(billions in cash on pallets)

You sit ‘em down at the table.. (& negotiate)

There’ll be time enough for bombin’🚀(little rocket man)

If a deal’s not done 😉