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--Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution, 1833

“WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!” #FakeNewsAwardAll-Stars

“WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!” #FakeNewsAwardAll-Stars
(music by Queen)

 

We make fake news…

Time after time…

We spinning each sentence…

Insinuated high crimes….

& faux mistakes…

We’ve made a few… (retractions)

We’ve had our share, of truth kicked back in our face,

Now Trump’s givin’ us our due!….
(and awards could go on and on and on and on!)….

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We… are the champions.. my fake news friends…
& we’ll… keep on lyin’.. til’ our end…
We are the champions…
We!.. are the Fake News Champions!
Our cred is the loser,
‘Cause we are the champions.. of the fake news world!…….

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We’ve stepped in it now…

Bout’ Trump’s certain fall… (Russian Fiasco)

We brought defame and made a fortune, and the high snowflake ratings that goes with it, πŸ™‚

We’ve misled you all…..

But The View ladies would’ve preferred a bouquet of roses…

Don Lemon, a Caribbean cruise… (to the shitholes!)

We consider it a badge of honor for sure,
To bottom we race!

& Paul Krugman ain’t gonna lose!…. (#1 FNA)
(CNN: “and our award wins will go on and on and on and on!)…..

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We… are the champions.. my fake news friends…
(BRIAN MAY GUITAR RIFF) πŸ™‚
& we’ll… keep on lyin’.. til’ our end…
We are the champions…
We!.. are the Fake News Champions!…
Our cred is the loser,
‘Cause we are the champions… of the fake news world! πŸ™‚ …..

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(REPEAT BS CHORUS)

“NO SHIT-HOLES” #M.H.G.A.MakeHaitiGreatAgain

“NO SHIT-HOLES” #M.H.G.A.MakeHaitiGreatAgain

(music by Humble Pie)

GUITAR….

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Stay away, from Shit-holes!….

Turn away, from Shit-holes!….

Oh yeah!

No more ‘chain’, from Shit-holes!….

(that’s what they send you)

‘Merit-based’, no Shit-holes!

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“L.A. WOMAN” #Oprahrahrahrah!

“L.A. WOMAN” #Oprahrahrahrah!

(music by The Doors)

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& YOU THOUGHT CROOKED HILLARY SNOWFLAKES WERE PATHETIC…

Intro ‘GUSH’ GROOVE πŸ™‚ ……

Well, a savior Libs have found a few fake news cycles ago…

Took a look, applause, in awe at the Golden Globes…

Yeah, the little girl’s from their Hollywood elite ghetto…

Ah, she’s the lionized little lady, gonna pick up the fight…
Yeah, just another lost lib’ral…
Pick up the fight…
Against Trump fight! 😦

wooo! c’mon! run!….

L.A. Woman…
L.A. Woman…
Celebrity woman, gonna have to do… (Dems got no one else)
Celebrity woman, with crooked politicians through…
L.A. Woman, we’ll tell you what to do…
Campaign thru your suburbs, (female TV audience)
& turn ’em all blue…
Turn ’em all blue! yeah! πŸ™‚

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Mrs. O.. w/ the dough ($$$$).. risin’….

Mrs. O.. w/ the show.. risin’….

(snowflakes) Got to keep on fantasizin’….. πŸ™‚

“THE WRECK OF THE RUSSIAN FIASCO” #&TurnsOutTrump’sFavoriteSaladDressingIsn’tEvenRussian

“THE WRECK OF THE RUSSIAN FIASCO” #&TurnsOutTrump’sFavoriteSaladDressingIsn’tEvenRussian

(music by Gordon Lightfoot)

INTRO GUITAR RIFF…

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The witch hunt lived on, from Fauxcahontas on down,

Of the big fake, installed by ‘Leaker Comey’… (memo to his NYT buddy)

The fake it was said, was why Crooked Hillary went dead, (Russia collusion)

When her slide (& lost shoe), in November turned gloomy… 😦

With a load of Clinton (& DNC) gold, 12 million & probably more,

Fund the Russian dossier, that was empty…

That bad chick & crew, Wiki shown what they do, 😦
Then the polls, in November sank surely! πŸ™‚ ….

This chick was the pride, of Un-American side,
Comin’ back (recount), from some shill/Jill (Stein) in Wisconsin…
As the Big Whoppers go, this was bigger than most, (collusion delusion)
Said they knew, no good happened – yelled treason!… (“Impeach 45! Impeach 45!”)
Concluding ‘sanction’ terms, with a couple of Vlad worms,
WhenΒ Trump met (w/ Russian diplomats), fully loaded ($$$$) in Cleveland (RNC)…
& later election night, when bad chick’s bell got rang,
“Cannot be! my turn to win! (election) they’ve been stealin’!”….

The ‘tap in his wires’, made a (James) Clapper clap sound, (“tapped my wires!”)
& a law broke, over unmaskin”… (by Rice & Powers)
& ev’ry rat knew, as Obama did too (FISA warrant),
Save the witch in November, or (Legacy) reelin’!… 😦
The (Comey) letter came late, and the coronation had to wait,
With bad gal (Hillary backstage election night victory party) in November, a thrashin’!… (drunk & violent trashed the place)
Then excuses came, it was all Weiner blame,
In the face of a hurricane MAGA wind!….

When investigation came, the old crook (Captain Mueller) stacked the deck,
Sayin’ fellas, ‘Fusion stuff’ will lead ya…
At fake CNN, main headlines retractin’,
Wolf said fellas (Strzok, Ohr), your texts will expose ya!(“insurance policy”)…
The Captain now mired in, he has Congress investigatin’ him,
& the bad chick & crew, is in peril… 😱
& later that fight, when oversight shined a bright light,
Came the WRECK Of The RUSSIAN FIASCO!….

2018:
Does anyone know, where the love for Dems go,
As their ways, return (Republican) majorities to power…
The voters they say, Socialism no freakin’ way!
& they put Hopey-Change vile behind ’em!..
‘I’m With Her’ split up, and Crime Family Foundation capsized,
The laws they broke deep, carried (Soros) water…
& all that remained, was disgrace but no shame,
None survived, they are done, no Clinton daughter! πŸ‘Ž

2020:
MAGA we roll πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ economy rings,
Tweets still boom, from a strong White House mansion πŸ‘
New Michigan gleams, big manufacturing steams,
The days of malaise are behind ’em!..
And 2nd term goes, as USA grows πŸ˜‰
Takes what Lady Liberty has in her…
And our cargo boats go, as our trade partners now know,
With the dude of November, still our defender! πŸ‘πŸ‘

GUITAR RIFF….

2024 & BEYOND:
In a dirty campaign hall, Demorats they prayed,
For a socialist savior upheaval (Feel The Bern redux)😑
The CNN (Cartoon News Network) shell chimed, still with fake news headlines,
Still don’t understand, WRECK Of The RUSSIAN FIASCO! 😫
The witch hunt long gone, & Fauxcahontas never crowned,
& the big fake recalled, inmate Comey…
Superior, Trump says, ‘American Exceptionalism’ never dead,
As results in November, we win surely! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


Trump is awesome!

Yeah! Take the fight to Amazon! Bezos and Musk making a fortune off of government support!

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/12/29/trump-slams-amazon-says-usps-should-raise-rates.html

1514556404276.jpg?ve=1 Trump slams Amazon, says USPS should raise rates
http://www.foxnews.com
Fresh off the nation’s biggest holiday shopping season in years, President Trump went postal on Amazon, suggesting on Twitter the online retailer is taking advantage of the federal government’s beleaguered mail service.

“SIGNS” #BigBeautifulJohnHancock

“SIGNS” #BigBeautifulJohnHancock

(music by Five Man Electrical Band)

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Sign.. sign..

Everything he signs..

(M.A.G.A. Policy)

Blockin’ out O’s legacy,

Breakin’ reg binds..

Do this (tax reform)πŸ‘

Don’t do that (Obamacare mandate)☠️

Takes the lead, he signs πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

“DERANGED”

“DERANGED”

(music by ZZ Top)

Intro FRANK BEARD DRUMS & REVEREND BILLY F. GIBBONS 🎸

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Schumer breakin’ down πŸ˜‚…

So’s that, D. C. town…

Poutin” hacks, they’re fried, & deranged… 😡

(you know what T’s talkin’ about)

Just won’t, let it go…

Russian, fiasco…

Or that, moan, ’bout, her campaign….

(she not a nice girl nah)

Trump ready for ya πŸ™‚
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A haw, haw, haw, haw, haw…

Ah, haw, haw, haw…

Well they, lose their minds…

With every bill, Trump signs…

& intent, to get, impeachin’…

(A hmm hmmm)

And they all wound tight…

Mournin’ Joe, gutter snipes…

& now, Chris Matthews might, need, sedatin’….

(Hmm, hmm, hmmm)
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GUITAR 🎸

(no mercy)

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