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"Let the American youth never forget, that they possess a noble inheritance, bought by the toils, and sufferings, and blood of their ancestors; and capacity, if wisely improved, and faithfully guarded, of transmitting to their latest posterity all the substantial blessings of life, the peaceful enjoyment of liberty, property, religion, and independence."
--Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution, 1833

“I WANT A NEW DRUG” #MAGAStrength

“I WANT A NEW DRUG” #MAGAStrength🤢

(music by Huey Lewis & The News)

TDS wonder-drug
WARNING: highly addictive
*not covered under Obama-careEmojiEmoji

INTRO GUITAR…

Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!…….Emoji

I want a new drug…

One that won’t make me flip… (ev’rytime a hear the words president and Trump)

One that won’t make me rash & scar… (w/ permanent dysfuction or self-harm)

Or make me squeal, for my “Russia fix”…

I want a new drug…

So I don’t blurt “off with his head!”… (see patient Kathy Griffin)

One that won’t make me run my mouth ’til dry… (w/ bogus conspiracy theories & nazi name calling)

Or make my lies, (fizzle to) no cred… (see fake-news shows)

One that won’t make me nervous… (& hateful & deranged)Emoji

Triggerin’ all I do… (constant anxiety, making threats, violent protest etc)

One that makes me feel like I’d feel if Obama 3rd-term had come true…… Emoji

But I’m alone with loons… Emoji

I want a new drug…

So more tears won’t spill… (been sobbing since 2016)Emoji

One that don’t, cost too much… (40 million Emojiwitch-hunt)

Or come as a Dem shill… (see Christine Blasey Ford)Emoji

I want a new drug…

One that makes Trump go away!… (Impeach 45! Impeach 45!)

One that won’t keep me up all night… (watching Roswell Rachel Maddow)Emoji

One that won’t make me swear all day… (F’in Trump!)Emoji

One that won’t make me nervous… (& deranged & hateful)Emoji

Triggerin’ all I do… (anxiety, threats, violence)

One that makes me feel like I’d feel if Obama 3rd-term had come true…… Emoji

‘Cause i’m alone…. with loons… Emoji

I’m alone with Poca baby….

PILL-POPPIN’ GUITAR….

I want a new drug…

One that does what it should… (“makes this Buttercup feel like a winner!”)🤗

One that don’t make me feel too bad… (not as bad a DeBlasio negative poll #)🤤

One that don’t make me feel too good… (not as good as a Biden / ‘Corn-Pop’ showdown)😳

I want a new drug…

So I don’t shout… (@ the sky each election anniversary)Emoji

One that won’t make me talk (jibberish babble) so much…

Or make my face, freakout!… (like Fredo Cuomo)Emoji

One that won’t make me nervous (& hateful & deranged)Emoji

Triggerin’ all I do…

One that makes me feel like I’d feel if Obama 3rd-term had come true……Emoji

Now I’m alone…. with loons🤪

I’M ALONE W/ THIS FUCKIN’ FREDO DUDEEmojiEmoji

“AT ELECTION TIME”🇺🇸#Trump202 0’KeepItSummertimeInAmerica!’☀️

“AT ELECTION TIME”🇺🇸#Trump2020’KeepItSummertimeInAmerica!’☀️

(music by Mungo Jerry)

Intro ‘Campaign Trail’ Riff….

(TRUMP-TRAINEmoji “We have the greatest political movement in our history!”):

Choo.. choo choo.. uh, choo.. choo choo.. uh
Choo.. choo choo.. uh, choo.. choo choo.. uh (repeat)

At election time, when the rhetoric hot..

You can wake right up, and tweet by nine..

At election time,

You got winnin’, you got winnin’ on your mind..

Great instincts, non stop drive,

Go out, and rally (MAGA) all the time🇺🇸👍

Well thank Donny we’re rich,

Throw regs out, tax cuts real..

Yeah thank Donny not poor,

U.S.A. first, is the deal😉

Speed along our gains,
Second term & return Prez 45👍
When the swamp drains down,
We can make it 🇺🇸 make it good, and really fine👍

Trump’s no threat, people (but The Squad is!)👹
He’s not dirty (like Crooked Hillary),
He’s not mean (like Obama Deep State witch hunters)..
He loves everybody (Make Your Country Great Again)👍
But he do as he please (America 1st)🇺🇸
At election time-
He on a mission, to go winnin’ for country👍🇺🇸
He’s always snappy (witty unlike Sleepy Joe)😴
Life’s for buildin’ yeah, that’s his philosophy😉

(Building economy, wealth, military, security, WALL)😉

Vote along with us..
T T T T T…
Don don don don don…
Yeah, voters hap-pap-py😁

Don don don T don don T T don don T don…
Don do don don don..
Don don don don..
Don don don……

ALL ABOARD! aah…

Choo.. choo choo uh.. choo.. choo choo.. uh (repeat)
MAGA PIANO Emoji

When election’s here, yeah it’s MAGA time🇺🇸👍
Dem he’ll throttle, wear your Red Hat, it’ll soon be 2nd-term time..
& we’ll mock snowflakes again❄️🤣
They’ll go cryin’😥or maybe they’ll meltdown😱
Yeah we’re rich🤑 ‘cause he’s fights 💪🇺🇸
Not our friends, if they always run us down👎😉

Choo.. choo choo.. uh choo.. choo choo.. uh…..

Choo.. choo choo.. uh!Emoji
(REPEAT EACH ELECTION CYCLE)

“ROCKSTAR”😎#45in’&Thrivin’👍

“ROCKSTAR”😎#45in’&Thrivin’👍

(music by Nickelback)

(MAGA PATRIOTS):
We’re through with back of the line, to chumps who never pitch in.. (Europeein’ allies defense & trade)
Was like the bottom of the ninth, & Obama didn’t wanna win👎
Crooked Hill’s life didn’t turn out, quite the way she want it to be😫

PREZ T😎:
(TELL ME WATCHYA WANT)
“Lock Her Up!”👍

He got a brand new (White) House,
What an epic blow to Libs😫
& a job boom, we now ‘Made USA In’🇺🇸👍
& a king size club (US Military)💪
Strong enough to vaporize freaks (MOAB meet ISIS)🚀😳

😎(YEAH, I KNOW WHAT THEY NEED)☠️

He tears up, China credit card, we’re at our limit!
No more big trade let, tariff balance deficit👍
Gonna join the USMCA Club🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦
& ‘Make North America Great Again’ for all three😉

😎(BEEN THERE, DONE THAT)
“now pass it DemocRats!”

He got us new tax cuts, brought back old markets (‘magic wand’ found!)👍
He’s a target on Hollywood Boulevard🎯🤩
Despair between DeNiro & Messing🤪 is fine with ‘T’ 😉

😎(JUST WATCH HOW THEY LOSIN’ IT)🤪🤣

He went and traded his life of fortune & fame,
Kept on stylin’ his hair, and proclaimed our name!
😎(AMERICA 1st!)🇺🇸👍

‘Cause he all just wants us to be Big (League) Rockstars🤩
& live in self-owned houses,
Drivin’ brand new cars..
Border crossin’ ain’t easy, (The WALL just got 10ft taller)👍
& their drugs, scum keep..
We all stay safe,
‘Cause we don’t retreat! (Peace Thru Strength)
And he’ll, tweet ‘bout all our coolest parts (free markets)😁
In the USA, where ‘We The People star’🤩
Ev’ry entrepreneur’s gonna wind up here,
Everyone more money with stock, invest shares🤑
& well, hey.. hey.. he wants us all to be Rockstars 🇺🇸
Hey.. hey.. he wants us to be Rockstars😎

He’s already great like Reagan, crushed another Iran hassle👊🏻
Sent in ICE agents to throw out MS13 assholes👍
Signed a couple (hundred) Exec Orders,
So we can de-regulate and set free (energy independence)👍

😎(WE’LL DRILL IN ANWR ha ha)

He addresses these asses (2020 Dems),
& their latest fashion (healthcare for illegals, green new deal etc)👎
Won’t give a front door key to this Socialist faction,
😎(WE WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST NATION!)
Gonna dump these regressive souls🤤 who love to blow our money & seize..

😎(JUST WATCH HOW I’M DOIN’ IT)
They revealing their radical selves😉

He went and traded his life of fortune & fame,
Kept on stylin’ his hair, and proclaimed our name!
😎(AMERICA 1st!)🇺🇸👍

‘Cause he all just wants us to be Big (League) Rockstars🤩
& live in self-owned houses,
Drivin’ brand new cars..
Border crossin’ ain’t easy,
& their drugs, scum keep..
We all stay safe,
‘Cause we don’t retreat! (Blue Lives Matter!)👍
And he’ll, tweet ‘bout all our coolest parts (Constitution)😁
In the USA, where ‘We The People’ star🤩
Ev’ry entrepreneur’s gonna wind up here,
Everyone more money with stock, invest shares🤑
And he’ll, hold out as the trade war looms,
With the latest necessary more tariffs, they’ll lose💪
They’ve already taken ev’rything, with that evil smile👹
😎(Played past administrations)👎
Everybody (other nations), he’s got new dealers (new trade chains), on speed dial!Emoji 😎(see JAPAN)

😎Well hey.. hey.. I want us all to be a Rockstars🇺🇸🤩

😎I’m gonna keep tweetin’ (exposin’) those wrongs,
That offend the (Fake News) censors🤪
Gonna drop these shills (Lamestream corrupt media true enemy of the people)🤤
Use the truth as cleanser..
Got washed-up actors citin’ all like schlongs🤮
Lipsync ‘em ev’ry (day) & night,
So they don’t get ‘em (fake-news talking points) wrong🤓…..

Well, he all just wants us to be Big (League) Rockstars🤩

& live in self-owned houses,

Drivin’ brand new cars..

Border crossin’ ain’t easy,

& their drugs, scum keep..

We all stay safe,

‘Cause we don’t retreat! (KEEP AMERICA GREAT!)🇺🇸👍

And he’ll, tweet ‘bout all our coolest parts (Liberty & Justice For All)👍
In the USA, where ‘We The People’ star🤩
Ev’ry entrepreneur’s gonna wind up here,
Everyone more money with stock, invest shares🤑
And he’ll, hold out as the trade war looms,
With the latest necessary more tariffs, they’ll loseEmoji
They’ve already taken ev’rything with that evil smileEmoji
Everybody, he’s got new dealers (new trade chains), on speed dial (see Japan)Emoji
& well, hey.. hey.. he wants us all to be Rockstars🇺🇸

EmojiHey… hey… we’re gonna all be Rockstars…..

“SYMPATHY FOR THE SQUAD” #FilthyFour🤮

“SYMPATHY FOR THE SQUAD” #FilthyFour

(music by The Rolling Stones)

Intro Drums……

Ooooww!……oooww!……ooooww!…….

Please allow me to introduce myself,

I’m a woman who hates your wealth & patriotic taste

I’ve been around for just about a long, long year,

Stepped on many a congressman toes, & Pelosi’s cape

I brought around Green New Deal gripe,

Seize this moment, of fossil fuel doubt & shame..

Made damn sure that Amazon,

Squash tax plan, and seal their fate (bye bye)

Pleased to meet you..

Hope you guess my name-
(A.hO.leC.) pew pew

Bent on muzzlin’ you, (LAST!)

Is the nature of my (shame) game…

I snuck around St. Paul/ Minneapolis,

‘Cause I thought it was a time, for Israel blame..

Let’s kill their Star (of David), terror administer..

Bibi & Trump, screams in vain..

We eroded a skank,

Who held House Speaker rank..

As the 2020 socialist blitzkrieg raged,

& Trump infidels stank..

Pleased to meet you..

Hope you guess my name-
(Imam Omar) pew pew oh yeah!

& muzzlin’ you, (LAST!)

Is the, nature of our (shame) game, aah yeah…

I watch with glee, as my Dem colleagues.. (pew pew)

Fight with hate & rage, against this MAGA crusade.. (pew pew)

I shouted out, let’s impeach this (mother fucker) travesty, (pew pew)

‘Cause after all, socialism’s for you & me.. (pew pew)

Let me please introduce my obnoxious self, (pew pew)

I’m a woman, who hates your wealth & patriotic taste (pew pew)

& I say pro raps for Palestinians, (pew pew)

Who will kill (Jews) before they reach Two-States… (pew pew)
(pew pew)
Pleased to meet you.. (pew pew)

Hope you guess my name-
(Rashida Tslob) pew pew

oh yeah,
(pew pew)

Bent on muzzlin’ you, (LAST!) (pew pew)

Is the, nature of our (shame) game… aah yeah

a put down Pelosi, hit it!
KEITH GUITAR!….

(pew pew)…..

Just as every cop, is a criminal, (pew pew)

& all Antifa sinners, saints.. (pew pew)

On his head target nail, (pew pew)

Just call Trump, Lucifer (& Racist Nazi) (pew pew)

‘Cause he’s in need of some restraint (impeach & convict 45!) pew pew

So if you meet us, have some courtesy, (unlike Trump) pew pew

Have some empathy, have some haste.. (pew pew)

Use all your well learned (radical college activism) politesse.. (pew pew)

To help lay MAGA soul to waste.. (pew pew)

Um yeah

Pleased to meet you..

Hope you guess my name-

(Ayanna Pressley ‘no relation to ELVIS’) pew pew

Bent on muzzlin’ you,
Is the, nature, of our game (shame)… (pew pew)…

Aaahh!… (pew pew)

Oh yeah!… (pew pew)

(TRUMP):
TEAR ‘EM ON DOWN!…..

“30 POINTS IN THE POLLS” #FakeNewsData🤥

“30 POINTS IN THE POLLS” #FakeNewsData

(music by Humble Pie)

roll that crap….

30 points in the polls!…..

30 points in the hole!

30 points in the polls!…..

(yeah right)

GUITAR…..
alright alright alright alright yeah..

Fake news they glean..
Talkin’ ’bout, double digit lead..
A landslide looms, and a skewed sample ruse..
Give them their relief!Emojic’mon cupcakes

Stacked Gallup read..
It’s what they speak, and on feedEmoji
Heed & trust, what Hill went bust on..
Nate Silver got to believe!Emoji

30 points in the hole!…

30 points in the polls!..

30 points in the hole!…

That’s what they tell you..
(but in reality it’s)

TRUMP UP 30 points in the polls!

Emoji

“NATIVE AMERICAN GIRL” #ChiefShittingBull

“NATIVE AMERICAN GIRL” #ChiefShittingBull
(music by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers)

INTRO GUITAR RIFF….

Well, she wasn’t a Native American girl,

Bogus promises..

She couldn’t help thinkin’ that there’d be more in life,

If she was somebody else (not a White girl)..

After all it was a ‘big gov’ world,

With lots of socialists to run with..

& if she had to lie, tryin’..
She had made many promises, she was never gonna keep…

Oh yeah!..

Cherokee type.. (1/1,024)

Take it easy baby..

Make that beer, make it last all night!..

She wasn’t, a Native American Girl!…

“I LOVE THIS BARR” #’WitchHunt’Hunter

“I LOVE THIS BARR” #’WitchHunt’Hunter

(music by Toby Keith)

(AG Barr): “Yes, I do believe spying on Trump occurred”…

INTRO SLIDE GUITAR…

We got spinners (CNN clown/fake news)🤡

We got (stone-cold) Losers (Clapper & Brennan)🤤

Lame hoaxers (Mueller), and schmoozers (Tarmac Loretta & Slick Willie)😘

And we got yuppies (McCabe & Rosenstein geeks)🤓

A Trump disliker (Steele)😠

We got a bloodthirsty bitch-griper (Crooked Hillary at Hunter College)😤

& their media whores, team up with whiney movie stars (like Booby DeNiro)😫

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. I love this Barr😍(finally an actual AG!)

We got Comey..
That leakin’ sucker🤮
Broken hearted fools (Meuller’s angry Dem hacks), and one dirty mother-fucker! (Weissman)💩
& we got hustlers (FISA court abusers)..
We got dirty fighters (Deep State Creeps)😳
Really absurd (dirty dossier), and insiders (Ohr & Yates)..
And the victims, talk about their battle scars (Page & Papadopolous set-ups)…

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. I love this Barr…..

(CHORUS):
We Love this Barr…😍
He’ll clean up this place…
Just walkin’ through the (DOJ) front door, wipes that smug smile off Dem’s face…😣
He’ll show how far…
Coup went to mar…

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. we love this Barr….

We’ve seen law skirts (cover-ups & set-ups)..
They got high-techs (NSA tappin’ Trump’s wires)👀
Process-crime-collared boys (Flynn, Manafort & Stone), and just sex (Stormy, Avenutti)💋
And we got lovers (Page, Strzok)😘
Lots got snookered (pmsnbc viewers)🤤
And we’ve seen unmaskin’ girls (Powers & Rice), and peein’ hookers..
And Sessions liked, to shrink to rear & watch from afar…🤭

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. we love this Barr…
Yes we do👍

GUITAR

HE LIKES JUSTICE MUCH (like justice much)👍
HE LIKES WITCH-HUNT ENDS (witch-hunt he ends)
DON’T LIKE TO TAKE BS FROM SPINNERS,
HE LIKES TO SPOON-FEED TRUTH TO THEM!

Yeah we love this Barr..
He’ll clean up this place..
Just trollin’ (investigatin’ the instigators) around & declassify more, wipes that smug smile off Brennan’s face😣
All crimes he’ll charge👍
Crooked Hillary to star!😵
Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. put her behind bars…
Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. I love this Barr…

We got never-Trumpees,
Who talk big and grandstand (Mitt McCain)💩
An old fool crock (Jimmy Carter), who had a real bad stand (’76-’80)😴
We got abuses (Crossfire Hurricane)..
& we got foreign spies (Mifsud, Halper, Downer)👀
A dumbass who thinks he’s a wise guy (Sleepy Creepy Joe)🤡😴
They all got too drunk (on collusion-delusion), and dragged witch-hunt out real far…

Reason #2-Term ’45’👍

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. we love this Barr…😍

Lay it on out IG/AG boys…

Barry’s abuse is over…😳

Got to let O’s crimes be known…

Image result for william barr boo!

Hmm hmm hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. put Dems behind bars…👍

YA JUST GOTTA LOVE ‘EM😍

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