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"Let the American youth never forget, that they possess a noble inheritance, bought by the toils, and sufferings, and blood of their ancestors; and capacity, if wisely improved, and faithfully guarded, of transmitting to their latest posterity all the substantial blessings of life, the peaceful enjoyment of liberty, property, religion, and independence."
--Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution, 1833

“IRONIC”

“IRONIC”
(music by Alanis Morissette)

Oooo…ooo….ooouuuch… oouuch… oooouuuccch….. oouuch…

(FELT THE BERN):

An old man, ‘berned’ with class hate..

He built a following (of socialists), & got hosed the next day.. (rigged Dem primary)

It’s that Trump guy, spillin’ your chardonnay..

It’s a Comey (July) pardon, then letter released late.. (Carlos Danger strikes!)

Isn’t it Ironic?…
Yeah, we think πŸ™‚

(2016 ELECTION):

It’s like rain!… (snowflake tears)
On Election Day…
It’s a free ride!…
Then you TWICE have to pay… (2008 & 2016)
It’s the good advice!… (should’ve campaigned late in swing-states)
That you just didn’t take…
& who would’ve thought…
It figures…

(IRAN DEAL):

‘Mr. Say It’s Safe’, wasn’t afraid to oblige..
He packed cash pallets (1.7 Billion), & kissed our security goodbye..
Lerch (John Kerry) waited his whole pathetic life, to make that blight..
& as the deal crashed down, he met (as a civilian with top Iranian official),
Logan Act will apply nice
& isn’t it ironic…
Don’t ya think?… πŸ™‚

(2016 ELECTION):
It’s like rain!… (snowflake tears)
On Election Day…
It’s a free ride!…
Then you TWICE had to pay 😦 😦
It’s the good advice!… (should’ve campaigned late in swing-states)
That you just didn’t take…
Who would’ve thought…
It figures…

(SPECIAL COUNSEL WITCH HUNT):

Well, witch hunts have a funny way, of boomerangin’ on you when you think power abuse is OK,
& fishing’s (home raids) goin’ right…..

And witch hunts have a funny way, of fizzlin’ out when you think power abuse is not wrong,
& fishing expedition blows up in your face!…..
(see: ‘The Wreck Of The Russian Fiasco’)

(DC SWAMP):

Established scams πŸ™‚ now opened for debate 😦
‘MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN’ signs, back home on your recess breaks 😦
It’s now patriotic tunes (Anthem Stand), when all were takin’ knees pushin’ strife..
It’s meeting the man of your (regressive) dreams (PC Prince Obama) mmm mmm mmm..
& then meeting this outsider nightmare knight! 😦
(see: Pendulum Swing Tour)

ISN’T IT IRONIC…

Don’t you corrupt cupcakes think?…

A little too Ironic…

Yeah, US PATRIOTS REALLY DO THINK! πŸ™‚

It’s like rain!….

On Election Day…
It’s a free ride!…
When you TWICE had to pay πŸ™‚
It’s the good advice!… (don’t play the racist & sexist cards)
That you just didn’t take…
Who would’ve thought…
It figures……

Witch hunts have a funny way, of boomerangin’ back on you…

Witch hunts have a funny, funny way, of takin’ you out…

Takin’ you out πŸ™‚

“Mueller NEEDS TO KNOW” #WitchHuntPerjuryTrapQuestions

“Mueller NEEDS TO KNOW” #WitchHuntPerjuryTrapQuestions
(music by Tom Petty & Stevie Nicks)

INTRO GUITAR…

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(MUELLER):
Well, talk on DC street,
Says it’ll make him go loco!…
My hack friends are fine,
With me settin’ (perjury trap), goin’ back door (subpoena) πŸ™‚

I need to know! (Mueller needs to know)
I need to know! (Mueller needs to know)
Yeah I think I’m gonna “lead” (open-ended),
& Trump’s gonna say so… (Trump truth conflict with Comey lies = Trump Perjury) πŸ™‚

I need to know! (Mueller needs to know)…
I need to know! (Mueller needs to know)…

Because I’ve searched for so long (over a year)….

Can’t find he’s done nothin’ wrong…. 😦

But rabid haters, makin’ ’em wait….

I can’t keep leadin’ them on…. (or they’ll burn & pee on me!) 😦

I NEED TO KNOW! (I gotta reload)
I NEED TO KNOW! (Witch Hunt implode)

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“KNOW THIS, DIRT BAG”:
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“EVERYTHING!” #IncludingTheNobelPeacePrize!

“EVERYTHING!” #IncludingTheNobelPeacePrize!

(music by The Bee Gees)

(PREZ TRUMP at Washington MI Rally): “The Fake-News was asking, what do you think President Trump had to do with Korean peace progress??.. I’ll tell you what.. like, how about, EVERYTHING!”

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For so long…

North & South been fightin’ each other, for so long…

But the feelin’ they now feel for each other will, right the wrongs! (end the Korean War, Denuke)

ALL ‘CAUSE OF ME πŸ‘πŸ‘

If you bark a little more, and no bowing for,

Your Strength will turn peace key πŸ˜‰

Darlin’ country of mine…

I will work forever (MAGAπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ), never mind those libs who whine 😫

Rebuild our country around you darlin’, our gov will shine!

Watch it & see (WIN! WIN! WIN!)

If you work a little more, and less welfare for,

Your Produce will turn growth key πŸ˜‰ (DRAGON ENERGY)

I….I!..

I just want to bring you Everything….

Open up market heaven, freedom’s heart & let it ring πŸ˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Big things you’ll get from me πŸ‘

& not some (cope & blame) puppet on a string πŸ‘Ž

Oh…. and I!….

I’ll stay right here with you darlin’ (2020), we will fly! πŸ‘

I want displayin’, all the love I have to bring (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 1st!)

I do all the things, to be your,
EVERYTHING! (jobs! tax cuts! security! etc) ……

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Darlin’ for so long (esp past 8 yrs)…

You & me been needin’ each other, Kenyan was so wrong πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž

& the feelin’ that you feel for me is, getting strong! (approval climbing)πŸ‘

After only 1 yr you see!😳😍

If you deliver so much more, and no excuses for,

Our Leadership will turn peace key πŸ˜‰

I…. I!….

I just want to bring you Everything!….

Open up our heaven, Liberty’s heart & let it ring πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Big things you’ll get from me πŸ‘
& not some pantsuit puppet on a string πŸ‘Ž
Oooh… I!….
I’ll stay right here with you darlin’, we will fly!πŸ¦…
I won’t delay it, all the love I have to bring,
I’ll do all the things (MAGA!), I’ll be your,
EVERYTHING! πŸ™‚ …..

your Everything…..

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I!…..
I…. I!
I just want to bring you Everything!….
Open up potential, and we’ll star & we will lead,
Big things you’ll get from me πŸ‘πŸ‘
& not some Swamp puppet on a string! πŸ‘ŽπŸ˜

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I!…..I!……..
(REPEAT THRU 2028) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
I just want to be your,
EVERYTHING!……..

“I LOVE YOU” πŸ˜

“I LOVE YOU” 😍
(music by the Climax Blues Band)

Intro BROMANCE KEYBOARD…

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(KANYE):

When I was, dumber man,
(politics) I didn’t care… (ran blindly w/ Lib Dems) 😦

Rappin’ around, hittin’ your town (NYC),
Lovin’ your hair… (& The Apprentice) πŸ™‚

You came along (down your gold escalator runnin’ for Prez),
Skip beat my heart,
Said you’d better my life… (up Black employment, clean up inner cities – Obama didn’t) 😦

Ooh Don, you got what it takes (world-class resume),
So now we’ll take on this strife (stand up to the liberal twitter facists)

Since then, I tweeted back (“I Love the way Candace Owens thinks!”)

It’s like we want ALL living the American Dream πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘

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& Ooooohhh…. I LOVE YOU!…. 😍

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“DOWN ON THE BORDER” #GringoObamaAin’tPrezNoMore!

“DOWN ON THE BORDER” #GringoObamaAin’tPrezNoMore!
(music by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Intro GUITAR Riff….

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DOWN ON THE BORDER…

NORTH BOUND CARAVAN ON THE STREET… 😝

DONNY & THE NATIONAL-GUARD BOYS, AIN’T PLAYIN’… 😠

DACA PICKLE, ‘WALL’ NOW ANOTHER 10 FEET! πŸ‘

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“WALK ON THE VILE SIDE”

“WALK ON THE VILE SIDE”

(music by Lou Reed)

INTRO ‘DEADBEAT’…..

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Hill’ry came to carpet-bag & overstay…

Bitch, hyped her way across, the U.S.A… (2 failed ‘MY TURN’ presidential campaigns)
Stuffed her (pantsuit) pockets on the way, $$$
Smashed her phones & then email delete,
She says, hey babe,
Take a walk on the vile side… (still bitchin’ about her loss)
Said hey Quid-Pro-Hoe,
Take a walk on the vile side… 😦

Comey shamed, left out on an island…
In the press room he was everybody’s target… (Dems & Repubs hate this weasel)
But he never lost his cred,
Because he never had any cred,
He says, hey babe,
Take a book-tour on the vile side… 😦
We said hey Jimmy..

Take a walk on the vile side,

& the Antifa ghouls go – pooh pooh pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh pooh pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh…
(repeat)

Mornin’ Joe, never once wise thing to say…
All his viewers, hate Trump & deranged 😫
Some fake-news here & some fake-news there,
From New York City, Mika’s empty glare 🀀
We said, hey Joe,
Take a walk on the vile side…
I said, hey Schmoe..
Take a walk on the vile side….

Sugar-dad Barry came from agitating on the streets… (Alinsky disciple)
Lookin’ for Low-Info’s, & a place to mistreat… (“fundamentally transform the USA”)
Went on the, (world bowing tour) fiasco,
Ya should’ve seen our new low, low, low’s, (economic, security, morality etc)
He said, hey sheeple,
Take a walk on the vile side…
We said, Hey Barry,
Take a walk on the vile side…. 😦
All right… huh

Bernie is just, bernin’ away…
Thought he was Karl Marx, for a day…
But I guess she rigged to crash, (Hillary/DNC Primary)
Delegates would’ve helped that rash 😑 (FEEL THE BERN!)
He said, hey babe,
Take a walk on the vile side…
I said, hey Bernie,
Take a walk on the vile side,

& the Antifa ghoulsΒ go – pooh pooh pooh pooh, pooh, pooh pooh pooh pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh…..

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(REPEAT POOH POOH’s) 😦

SLICK-WILLIE HORN πŸ™‚

“YOUR RED-LINE” #GoAheadPunkMakeMyDay

“YOUR RED-LINE” #GoAheadPunkMakeMyDay
(music by Toto)

UN Ambassador Haley: “President Trump said that if the Syrian regime uses this poisonous gas again, the United States is LOCKED & LOADED, when our president draws a red-line, our president enforces the red-line.”

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INTRO PIANO, DRUMS & GUITAR….

It’s all in the way, that you scold enemies… (tariffs, withdrawl from bad deals, bombs) πŸ™‚

It’a all in the way, you say you care… (“MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”) πŸ™‚

It’s all in the way you’ve been treatin’ our friends… (Israel, Japan, S. Korea) πŸ™‚

It’s all in the way that you’ll stay till the end… (Kill terrorists in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan) πŸ™‚

It’s all in the way you look (hair & glare)
& the things that you say, then you do! (“Mexico will pay for wall”, drop some MOAB’s) πŸ™‚

YOUR RED-LINE!…

Know they can’t cross it, anytime!…

No, no, foes 😦

YOUR RED-LINE!…

Know they best not cross it, anytime!…

No, no, woes 😦

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