Publius Prime

“PENDULUM SWING TOUR” 2012-2018 #FromDeplorableToExceptional

(music/lyrics – guitargod)

From: ‘OBAMAVILLE’, ‘OBAMAVILLE’ (Back To Where The Rot Began)
To: ‘DONALD J. TRUMPVILLE’

From: ‘NOT AN AMERICAN FAN’
To: ‘HE’S AN AMERICAN FAN’

From: ‘ST. BAROCK’S MIRE’
To: ‘ST. DONALD’S FIRE’

From: “COAL MAN”
To: “COAL MAN” #EnergyIndependence, ‘COAL MAN’ #HardHatsWillBeRequiredWearingInOvalOffice

From: ‘NOT AN AMERICAN FAN’
To: ‘HE’S AN AMERICAN FAN’ #America1st!

From: ‘AMERICA LIMPIN’ BY’
To: ‘AMERICAN GUY’

From:’OBAMACON LIMERICKS’
To: ‘TRUMPSTER LIMERICKS’

From: ‘CONMAN’
To: ‘DON SAWYER’

From: ‘LIBERAL REIGN’
To: ‘UNCHAINED’ #UnshackledSwampDrainer

From/To: ‘IF WE HAD A BILLION DOLLARS’

From: ‘OBAMA’S aMeRiCa’
To: ‘FLYING HIGH AGAIN’ #MakingAmericaSoarAgain

From/To: ‘WE BUILT THIS COUNTRY vs YOU DIDN’T BUILD THIS COUNTRY’

From: ‘LEADER FROM THE BACK’
To: ‘RUMBLIN’ MIGHT’ #ThisIsWhatLeadingFromTheFrontLooksLike

From: ‘OBAMA WENT DOWN TO DC’
To: ‘THE DONALD WENT DOWN TO DC’ #WithRealHope&ChangeNotObamaCope&Blame

From: ‘CHEERS’ to Barry
To: ‘CHEERS’ to The Donld

From: ‘300 ROUNDS OF GOLF PLAYED IN ALL’
To: ’99 ROUNDS OF GOLF’ #GreatDrinkingGame

From: ‘SWEET HOME GREEDY AMERICA’
To: ‘SWEET HOME AMERICA’ #TurnItUp!

“SWEET HOME AMERICA” 🇺🇸 #TurnItUp!
(music by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

INTRO GUITAR RIFF…
Turn it up…

Big wins, keep us turnin’…
Care for our home, & future kin…
Standin’ for songs about our homeland 👍 (move out anthem kneelers!) 👎

Makin’ us Great once Again!
& we like to win! 😁
yeah..

Well I heard Mr. Obama speak about her… (apologize for)
& I heard ol’ zerO, put her down… 🐀
Well I hope Barry Soetoro will remember…
An American fan, don’t need him bowin’ down, anyhow! (GET LOST COMMIE!)

Sweeet Home Aaamerica!.. 🇺🇸
Where our skies are now so blue 🌞
Sweeet Home Aaamerica!.. 🇺🇸
Lord, Trump’s makin’ it brand new 👍

GUITAR 🙂

In DC land they love to govern… (Establishment) boo boo boo 🐀
Now they all obstruct what Trump wants to do… (he’s De-regulatin’ & Reformin’ BigLeague anyway though)

Now AMERICA 1st does not bother ‘We’,
‘Leading From Behind’ days are through!
ain’t that the truth…

Sweeet Home Aaamerica! 🇺🇸
Where our skies again are so blue 🌞
Sweeet Home Aaamerica! 🇺🇸
Lord, Trump makin’ it like new 👍
wealth grow.. we sure growin’…

GUITAR 🙂 … (America.. Aaaahhh!)

Now Dem/RINO trolls are the ‘swampers’…
& they’ve been known to rig an election or two (“yes we do”)
Lord, Trump kicked their butts so much..
& Lock ’em up is what he’s gonna do.. (now Obama too!) 👍

Sweeet Home Aaamerica!… 🇺🇸
Where our skies are now so blue 🌞
Sweeet Home Aaamerica!… 🇺🇸
Lord, Trump’s makin’ us brand new 👍

Sweeet Home Aaamerica! 🇺🇸 …..

OH, SWEET HOME 🙂

(REPEAT CHORUS)

“ST. DONALD’S FIRE” #NationInMotion
(music from St. Elmo’s Fire film)

Steppin’ up..
You sure saw the writin’ on the wall… (Obama “fundamental transformation”)
Gonna fly..
Movin’ straight ahead, he don’t think small… (BIG LEAGUE)

Not maybe, ALL the time let’s relieve this pain, (of the forgotten men & women)
We find we’re not alone, the swamp bein’ drained!

Knows how to play the game.. (Art of the Deal)
He knows Dems will quit, already won 🙂 … (‘Schumer Shutdown’)
Soldiers take care of..
Surely military 1st, what must be done!… (Peace Thru Strength)

You know in most ways, he’s a lot like ‘We’, (blue-collar billionaire)
He’s not a (establishment) prisoner,
& his tweets not PC!

We can see a new horizon, out from underneath Obama brazen lies… (‘Dope-n-Pain’)
We’ll be where Bald Eagle flyin’, higher! & higher! (WINNING!)…
Gonna be a nation in motion, (MADE IN USA)
All we needed was back our wheels (& balls).. (to Michigan)

Takin’ us where our future’s risin’,
ST. DONALD’S FIRE!….

Oooooo!…

Tearin’ up.. (Obama Legacy: Regulation, TPP, Paris Climate, Iran Deal, Obamacare etc)
Goin’ just as far as he said he’d go… (fulfillin’ campaign promises)
Secure our home..
The Wall up just a few miles (2,000) along the border road…

& he will build it, (& Mexico pay for it)
We know he can.. (world-class builder)
He broke the DC monopoly,
Put power back in our hands! (Free-Market Capitalism)

We can see a new horizon, out from underneath Obama brazen lies… (‘Cope-n-Blame’)
We’ll be where Bald Eagle flyin’, higher! & higher! (WINNING!)…
Gonna be a nation in motion, (MADE IN USA)
All we needed was back our wheels (& balls).. (to Michigan)
Takin’ us where our future’s risin’,
ST. DONALD’S FIRE!….
We can climb the highest mountain, calm the stormy seas..
We can feel ST. DONALD’S FIRE, burnin’ for ‘We’!..
Burnin’ for ‘WE’….

Prep all of his life…

This man for this time…

& his time is now…

As Prez we thrive!…

We can see Mexico for Wall payin’,
We can see stock market rise!..
See employed men/women again,
We again hold our heads high! (& PROUD)
(no more bowing & apologizing)

Gonna be a nation in motion, (MADE IN USA)
All we needed was back our wheels (& balls).. (to Michigan)
Takin’ us where our future’s risin’,
ST. DONALD’S FIRE!…

(REPEAT CHORUS)

BUuuuRNIN’!……

BURNIN’ FOR ‘WE’!…..

YEAH, WE SEE IT CHURNIN’ 🙂 ….

“CHEERS” (to ‘The Donald’)👍👍
(music from Cheers TV show)

INTRO PIANO RIFF…

Makin’ us great, in the world today,
Givin’ ev’rything he’s got..

Make no mistake, dictators are worried, (little Rocket Man)
‘Peace Thru Strength’ helps a lot!

Wouldn’t we like Dems to get out the way… (petty obstructionists) 😩

It’s time we start to grow!

Yeah, ev’rybody knows his name!… (TRUMP!TRUMP!TRUMP!)

& we’re all so glad he came! 🙂 (down escalator & kicked some pantsuit ass!)

He wanna be, in ‘Front to Lead’,

‘From Behind’ was ‘O’ so lame 👎

He wants us to be where ev’rybody respects our name! 🇺🇸

We’re gonna grow, employ people so.. (jobs! jobs! jobs!)

People, our claim to fame.. (American Exceptionalism)

He gonna show to ev’rybody how we gain! 😉

“WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!” #FakeNewsAwardAll-Stars
(music by Queen)

We make fake news…

Time after time…

We spinning each sentence…

Insinuated high crimes….

& faux mistakes…

We’ve made a few… (retractions)

We’ve had our share, of truth kicked back in our face,

Now Trump’s givin’ us our due!….
(and awards could go on and on and on and on!)….

We… are the champions.. my fake news friends…
& we’ll… keep on lyin’.. til’ our end…
We are the champions…
We!.. are the Fake News Champions!
Our cred is the loser,
‘Cause we are the champions.. of the fake news world!…….

We’ve stepped in it now…

Bout’ Trump’s certain fall… (Russian Fiasco)

We brought defame and made a fortune, and the high snowflake ratings that goes with it, 🙂

We’ve misled you all…..

But The View ladies would’ve preferred a bouquet of roses…

Don Lemon, a Caribbean cruise… (to the shitholes!)

We consider it a badge of honor for sure,
To bottom we race!

& Paul Krugman ain’t gonna lose!…. (#1 FNA)
(CNN: “and our award wins will go on and on and on and on!)…..

We… are the champions.. my fake news friends…
(BRIAN MAY GUITAR RIFF) 🙂
& we’ll… keep on lyin’.. til’ our end…
We are the champions…
We!.. are the Fake News Champions!…
Our cred is the loser,
‘Cause we are the champions… of the fake news world! 🙂 …..

(REPEAT BS CHORUS)

“NO SHIT-HOLES” #M.H.G.A.MakeHaitiGreatAgain

(music by Humble Pie)

GUITAR….

Stay away, from Shit-holes!….

Turn away, from Shit-holes!….

Oh yeah!

No more ‘chain’, from Shit-holes!….

(that’s what they send you)

‘Merit-based’, no Shit-holes!

“L.A. WOMAN” #Oprahrahrahrah!

(music by The Doors)

& YOU THOUGHT CROOKED HILLARY SNOWFLAKES WERE PATHETIC…

Intro ‘GUSH’ GROOVE 🙂 ……

Well, a savior Libs have found a few fake news cycles ago…

Took a look, applause, in awe at the Golden Globes…

Yeah, the little girl’s from their Hollywood elite ghetto…

Ah, she’s the lionized little lady, gonna pick up the fight…
Yeah, just another lost lib’ral…
Pick up the fight…
Against Trump fight! 😦

wooo! c’mon! run!….

L.A. Woman…
L.A. Woman…
Celebrity woman, gonna have to do… (Dems got no one else)
Celebrity woman, with crooked politicians through…
L.A. Woman, we’ll tell you what to do…
Campaign thru your suburbs, (female TV audience)
& turn ’em all blue…
Turn ’em all blue! yeah! 🙂

Mrs. O.. w/ the dough ($$$$).. risin’….

Mrs. O.. w/ the show.. risin’….

(snowflakes) Got to keep on fantasizin’….. 🙂

“THE WRECK OF THE RUSSIAN FIASCO” #&TurnsOutTrump’sFavoriteSaladDressingIsn’tEvenRussian

(music by Gordon Lightfoot)

INTRO GUITAR RIFF…

The witch hunt lived on, from Fauxcahontas on down,

Of the big fake, installed by ‘Leaker Comey’… (memo to his NYT buddy)

The fake it was said, was why Crooked Hillary went dead, (Russia collusion)

When her slide (& lost shoe), in November turned gloomy… 😦

With a load of Clinton (& DNC) gold, 12 million & probably more,

Fund the Russian dossier, that was empty…

That bad chick & crew, Wiki shown what they do, 😦
Then the polls, in November sank surely! 🙂 ….

This chick was the pride, of Un-American side,
Comin’ back (recount), from some shill/Jill (Stein) in Wisconsin…
As the Big Whoppers go, this was bigger than most, (collusion delusion)
Said they knew, no good happened – yelled treason!… (“Impeach 45! Impeach 45!”)
Concluding ‘sanction’ terms, with a couple of Vlad worms,
When Trump met (w/ Russian diplomats), fully loaded ($$$$) in Cleveland (RNC)…
& later election night, when bad chick’s bell got rang,
“Cannot be! my turn to win! (election) they’ve been stealin’!”….

The ‘tap in his wires’, made a (James) Clapper clap sound, (“tapped my wires!”)
& a law broke, over unmaskin”… (by Rice & Powers)
& ev’ry rat knew, as Obama did too (FISA warrant),
Save the witch in November, or (Legacy) reelin’!… 😦
The (Comey) letter came late, and the coronation had to wait,
With bad gal (Hillary backstage election night victory party) in November, a thrashin’!… (drunk & violent trashed the place)
Then excuses came, it was all Weiner blame,
In the face of a hurricane MAGA wind!….

When investigation came, the old crook (Captain Mueller) stacked the deck,
Sayin’ fellas, ‘Fusion stuff’ will lead ya…
At fake CNN, main headlines retractin’,
Wolf said fellas (Strzok, Ohr), your texts will expose ya!(“insurance policy”)…
The Captain now mired in, he has Congress investigatin’ him,
& the bad chick & crew, is in peril… 😱
& later that fight, when oversight shined a bright light,
Came the WRECK Of The RUSSIAN FIASCO!….

2018:
Does anyone know, where the love for Dems go,
As their ways, return (Republican) majorities to power…
The voters they say, Socialism no freakin’ way!
& they put Hopey-Change vile behind ’em!..
‘I’m With Her’ split up, and Crime Family Foundation capsized,
The laws they broke deep, carried (Soros) water…
& all that remained, was disgrace but no shame,
None survived, they are done, no Clinton daughter! 👎

2020:
MAGA we roll economy rings,
Tweets still boom, from a strong White House mansion 👍
New Michigan gleams, big manufacturing steams,
The days of malaise are behind ’em!..
And 2nd term goes, as USA grows 😉
Takes what Lady Liberty has in her…
And our cargo boats go, as our trade partners now know,
With the dude of November, still our defender! 👍👍

GUITAR RIFF….

2024 & BEYOND:
In a dirty campaign hall, Demorats they prayed,
For a socialist savior upheaval (Feel The Bern redux)😡
The CNN (Cartoon News Network) shell chimed, still with fake news headlines,
Still don’t understand, WRECK Of The RUSSIAN FIASCO! 😫
The witch hunt long gone, & Fauxcahontas never crowned,
& the big fake recalled, inmate Comey…
Superior, Trump says, ‘American Exceptionalism’ never dead,
As results in November, we win surely!

“SIGNS” #BigBeautifulJohnHancock

(music by Five Man Electrical Band)

Sign.. sign..

Everything he signs..

(M.A.G.A. Policy)

Blockin’ out O’s legacy,

Breakin’ reg binds..

Do this (tax reform)👍

Don’t do that (Obamacare mandate)☠️

Takes the lead, he signs 🇺🇸

“DERANGED”

(music by ZZ Top)

Intro FRANK BEARD DRUMS & REVEREND BILLY F. GIBBONS 🎸

Schumer breakin’ down 😂…

So’s that, D. C. town…

Poutin” hacks, they’re fried, & deranged… 😵

(you know what T’s talkin’ about)

Just won’t, let it go…

Russian, fiasco…

Or that, moan, ’bout, her campaign….

(she not a nice girl nah)

Trump ready for ya 🙂

A haw, haw, haw, haw, haw…

Ah, haw, haw, haw…

Well they, lose their minds…

With every bill, Trump signs…

& intent, to get, impeachin’…

(A hmm hmmm)

And they all wound tight…

Mournin’ Joe, gutter snipes…

& now, Chris Matthews might, need, sedatin’….

(Hmm, hmm, hmmm)

GUITAR 🎸

(no mercy)

“WE’RE WINNING” 🇺🇸#SoMuchYou’llGetSick&TiredOfIt!

(music by Santana)

BIG LEAGUE! 👍😉

“America is back in the game.. and America will win it!”

INTRO CARLOS GUITAR LICK….

(PREZ T):

Obama days we were bowin’ down 👎

When we needed to stand,

He regulated & bound 😣

We lost so much ground,

Then he propped “jv team” up..
You know that, those days we were led (from behind) by a LOSER!

Even his friends, were American abusers (Rev Wright: “G damn America!”)

In his head, we were lost & had to be undone (“fundamentally transformed”)…

I had a dream, critics said I’d be a bust..

To retake our gov, drain the swamp damn sure trust!

I’ll have us livin’ in style (& security),
With ‘The Wall’ buildin’..

Made by American hands (JOBS!JOBS!JOBS!),

No more lookin’ like jokers.. (taken advantage of by bad trade) 😦

Turned around (BigLeague!),

Our fate must’ve woke her (Nobama Legacy),

‘Cause Lady Liberty,
She was bangin’ outside the door!….

(WAKE UP AMERICA!)

We’re Winning!… 🇺🇸
We’re Winning!…
We’re Winning!… 👍
We’re Winning!…
We’re winnin’ and we don’t intend.. on losin’ again…..

So glad, it belongs to me (& not Crooked Hillary)..
Now is the right time, and so meant to be..
It took a short time (“so fast make your head spin”),
And we’re reborn now..
We will seize this day, that patriots bled for,
We all agree, that there’s a need..
To play this game,
& will WIN again!….

We’re Winning!… 👍
We’re Winning!…
We’re Winning!… 🇺🇸
We’re Winning!…
We’re winnin’ and we don’t intend.. on losin’ again…..

I had a dream, critics said I’d be a bust..
To retake our gov, drain the swamp damn sure trust!
I’ll have us livin’ in style (& security),
With ‘The Wall’ buildin’..
Made by American hands (JOBS!JOBS!JOBS!),
No more lookin’ like jokers.. (taken advantage of by bad trade) 😦
Turned around (BigLeague!),
Our fate must’ve woke her (Nobama Legacy),
‘Cause Lady Liberty,
She was bangin’ outside the door!….
(WAKE UP AMERICA!)

WE’RE WINNING!… 🇺🇸
WE’RE WINNING!…
WE’RE WINNING!… 👍
WE’RE WINNING!…
We’re winnin’ and we don’t intend.. on losin’ again!….

“HE’s WiNNiNg”:(

“CRUMBLIN’ DOWN”😱#DirtyDemsHouseOfCards
(music by John Cougar Mellencamp)

INTRO GUITARS…

Some people, (Team-Clinton, Team-Obama)
Ain’t no damn good, (DEPLORABLES)

You can’t trust ’em, you can’t jail ’em,
Her misdeeds went unpunished!..
& Fake-News-Media don’t mind, being their cheerleading ploy,
They’ve covered-up with pleasure, for years & years..
Oh yeah, DNC/Hillary were sinners, fund phony dossier what they did do..
Second best what Bernie got (bernout supporters still ‘feelin’ da BERN) 😡
‘Cause he let Blabbermouth Wasserman-Schultz
bend the rules..
Obama respects no CIA agent, let Rice & Powers unmask them all 🙃
Clapper & Brennan listenin’ outside, wire tapped Trump Tower walls!
Saw Huma & Mills pictures again in the ‘Failing NYTimes paper,
Read the news about their lying faces..
But the FBI prosecutors didn’t wanna treat them the same! (as Flynn, Manafort & WeenieWeiner)…

When it all… comes tumblin’ down…

Yeah it all… starts crumblin’ crumblin’…
When it all… comes tumblin’.. tumblin’…
Doooowwn!….. 👎

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 👍

Some people (deranged Trump haters),
Say Trump’s obnoxious and crazy..
His supporters are uneducated, their opinions mean nothin’..
But now we know, they’re all real bad actors,
Don’t need to look over Mueller’s shoulder, to see what he’s after.. (impeachment)
Everybody (on his team) got bias problems,
Ain’t no fake-news here:
Trump’s the same old trouble, Strzok & Page were textin’ ’bout last year..
Don’t confuse ‘the dossier’ with real intel, conspiracy is perfectly clear (DOJ/FBI)..
Just a Deep-State desire (“insurance policy”),
With our election/duly elected president interfere!
Weissmann put his arms around Yates (Travel Ban defy hero),
‘Fusion’ breadth Ohr/McCabe put in high gear..
Comey pens leaks, Comey makes leaks..
Rosenstein testimony not clear!

When it all… comes tumblin’ down…
Yeah it all… is crumblin’.. crumblin’…
When it all… comes tumblin’.. tumblin’…
Doooowwn!…..

“LEFT GOES CRAZY” #ThisIsArmageddon!

(music by Prince)

INTRO ORGAN….

(DEMagogue):

Dearly delusional…
We are gathered here today, to get through this thing called ‘TRUMP’!… 😦
Offensive turd Trump, won’t be forever, but 8 years is a mighty long time 😦 …
& I’m here to tell ya, we ain’t got no one else to run! 😩
(they goin’ crazy) 😜

wooo!

No they don’t like..
The world now livin’ in..
Take a look at fake news.. (lamestream media hysteria)
At least ‘Low Ratings’ Morning Joe’s got friends…
Come undone ‘View’ “ladies”..
Joy’s giddy words..
She picked up Brian Ross drone, got shown to the door (his biased ass kicked off Trump coverage),
Aaaaahhh… aaaahhh…. is all she uttered 😣

Are they gonna let ‘Trump escalator’ bring, them, down, (depressed snowflakes) 😦

Oh no! (to Safe-Space),
Let’s go!..

Left goes crazy!…
Libs get nuts!…
Look at the liberal banana spill, his name is Cryin’ Chuck..

He blows!

get on the war-path..

All excited…
With tax reform try…
Nancy says it’s ’cause…
We’re all gonna die!…
Whatever Trump do… (whatever he do)
RESIST! it all the more… (all the more)
We better impeach now…
Before this grim reaper come knockin’ on illegal alien (our voting base) doors! 😱

Are they gonna let ‘Trump escalator’ bring, them, down 😦

Oh no! (to Safe-Space),
Let’s go!..

Left goes crazy!…
Libs get nuts!…
Look at the liberal banana spill, his name is Cryin’ Chuck..
He blows!

c’mon cupcakes..

let’s scream at the sky!….

Let’s… go… craaaazzzy!…..

Oh No! (SAFE-SPACE) LET’S GOOOOOOO!

GUITAR LIB SHRED! 🙂

“ALABAMA GOT AWAY”

(music by the Grateful Dead)

Alabama got away… got away 😟

Alabama got away… got away 🤠 👎

Only way to keep seats,

Turn ’em out w/ integrity,

‘Baggage’ – walk away….

“I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR”

#ButIt’sOnlyBeen18Months

(music by U2)

Intro ‘The Edge’ GUITAR….

(MUELLER MOLE):

I’ll find crimes, Hillary’s not countin’…

Find the one, that will yield…

Surely Trump did collude…

Surely Trump will be through…

Biased run, biased crawl…
I have stacked, my team with all…
Trump haters all…
Surely Trump will be through 🙂 …

But I still, haven’t found, what I’m looking for 👎

(he has found lots of Hillary Russian collusion though)👍

No I still, haven’t found, what I’m looking for… 😦

I have bit, on dossier tips…

Dealt the appealing, subpoena hits (Manafort, Flynn)…

I yearn to fire (impeach)…

It’s my burnin’ desire!….

I have scope with, unlimited angles…

I have a free, hand to bedevil…
I have full oversight…
I can turn over any stone… (I can indict a ham sandwich!)

But I still, haven’t found, what I’m looking for… (but will make it up as I go along) 🙂
But I still, haven’t found, what I’m looking for…

‘DRAG THIS WITCHHUNT OUT’ GUITAR LEAD……

I believe that, impeachment will come…
& all my bias will, bleed into prosecution…
Bleed into persecution…
But for now I’ll keep gunning…

He has strong bonds with Vlad,
He loosened sanction chains…
Comey carried the cross (kept & leaked notes),
To get me named… (special prosecutor) 😉
‘Obstruction of justice’ refrain…
You know I believe it!

But I still, haven’t found, what I’m looking for ☹️

No I still, haven’t found, what I’m looking for….

But I still, haven’t found, what I’m looking for???…… 😦

(REPEAT CHORU THRU 2020)

“THE CHAIN” #ImmigrationWeakestLink
(music by Fleetwood Mac)

Intro BUCKINGHAM GUITAR….

Listen to the bomb blow…

Watch the smoke rise…

Hide in the shadows…

Damn Obama gov, damn his lies!…..

& yes, we must stop it now,

We must, never allow again..

I can still, hear Trump sayin’ we must, forever break…

(forever break)

THE CHAIN!…

“EVERYBODY WANTS YOU” #WhatMattLauerToldHimselfInTheMirrorFor20YearsAt’TodayShow’

(music by Billy Squier)

INTRO GUITAR RIFF 🎸 (Matty revinin’ up in pre-show wardrobe) 🙂

You keep on grabbin’ on ’em every night..(before/during/after Today Show)

Strong on attention, they all for you, no oversight 😘 …
Uuumm…

You big in news business, you treat ’em like whores..

They make you breathless, Katie’s ass you pinched it a lot before 😛 …

Reach around & down, all the time call ’em “hon”,

You dropped your pants down, say – “now do me, it’s fun” 😜

Never miss ‘a play’, yeah you made quite a few..

You horny all ‘Today’!…

Everybody wants you! 🤷🏻‍♂️ 👄

You craved attention, (during commercial breaks) “what da ya say Ho?”

Show your affections, “any way Savannah blows??”

You always faked it, you’re a perv behind the scene..

You sent Ann Curry sex toys, rubbers, and Hustler magazines 😛

Ooohh…

Oogle with your eyes 👀 on the set & ev’rywhere else…
They never realized, you were touching yourself 🙂

The things so obscene, makin’ headline news…

You never let ’em be!…
’cause, EVERYBODY WANTS YOU 🙂 ….

Everybody knows you!…

(“I’m sooo popular”)

Everybody owes you!….

(“sexual favors”)

Everybody tease you!..
Dirty deed you!..
Please you! 🙂 …..

Uuummm….

“TRUMPIN'” #MAGABigRigTruckin’
(music by the Grateful Dead)

Intro WEIR & GARCIA GUITARS 🙂 ….

TRUMPIN’, got big stock market win $$$..
Keep TRUMPIN’, I’m the Do’er Man..
Bring together, Repub’s will more or less fall in line..
Just keep TRUMPIN’ oooon…….

Arrows of neon (this way!) & flashing marquees (Illegals welcome!) out on Main Streets…
Chicago (Deadfish Emanuel), New York (BigBird de Blahsio), Detroit (Pervert Conyers),
& it’s all what Obama wanted comin’ to your street… 😦
Your typical ‘sanctuary city’ involved in a typical Liberal wet-dream… 🙂
Give it up! & see what My ICE tomorrow brings! 🙂

Dallas, no more MS-13…
Houston, hurricanes cleaned up to New Orleans…
New York, cut fed funds ’til Cuomo screams…
I just won’t let status quo be…eee….

Most of the cats that I meet on swing-state streets speak of me with true love
Most of the time no longer sittin’ (unemployed) and cryin’ at home… (unlike Crooked Hillary buttercups)

Now are the days they know we’re gonna get growin’…
PC out the door, and send out my tweets, all my own 😜

TRUMPIN’, I’m the Do’er Man…
My dad told me, you’ve got to build with your hands…
Even times, when cards are rigged by slime… (DNC/Crooked Comey & Hillary)
No they won’t, keep us down!….

Most times the fake news is slimin’ on me…..

All the time, our wins they refuse to see…..

But lately it occurs to me (& most rational people) …..

What a Strong…. Successful trip it’s been 🙂 ….. (& just getting started!)

What in the world, ever became of Jill Stein babe?…
She lost her recount, we know it was all so lame…
Hangin’ by thread, Russia conspiracy, & Comey blame…
All I can say is, their swamp I’m gonna drain!….

TRUMPIN’, LPR grow (labor participation rate)…
Been Re-thinkin’, over-haulin’ tax code…
In no time, (companies) USA is place to go/grow!….
They’ll just keep TRUMPIN’ ooon… and on…… 🙂

No sittin’ & starin’, out of the White House window (like Barry did)…
Got a trip, I’m gonna knock on world leader doors again (& get great big fat deals for America! no bending over like Barry did)
I don’t need much sleep (unlike Hibernating Hillary), I rally & travel (unlike Collapsing Clinton)…
‘Cause I got a mandate, I’m gonna Make America Great Again! 🇺🇸👍

Busted.. call out Fauxcahontas with tweets… 😜
Start up.. pipelines, oil flowin’…
Struck down.. Barock Regs were wearin’ thin 👎
I just won’t let Obama ‘new normal, stagnation be…eee….

I’m sick of terrorists sneakin’ around,
Open borders, they like to travel… (Europe)
To USA not travelin’, I’m gonna shut it down… (Travel Ban & Extreme Vetting) 👍
You bet I won’t revoke this toll, Libs whinin’ 😩 …
The Wall has a door (a Big Beautiful door), Madonna can get out, and Sean Penn is Cuba bound 👍

Most times the fake news is slimin’ on me….. 😦

All the time, our wins they refuse to see…..

But lately it occurs to me (& all patriots)…..

What a Strong….. Successful trip it’s been 🙂 … (U gonna get sick of Winning!)

TRUMPIN’.. I’m a buildin’ strong our home…. (most powerful military none will mess with!)
Whoa whoa Chuck & Nancy, back to minority where you both belong 🙂 ….
Winter White House home.. sit down with President Xi & smash Little Rocket Man’s bones….
& keep on… TRUMPIN’ OoooooN! 🙂 ………

“FOX CRY-BABY” #TechnologyIsDefinitelyNotTheClinton’sFriend
(music by Jimi Hendrix)

(CRY-BABY SHRILL-HILL): “If FOX & Twitter had been around in the 90’s, Bill probably wouldn’t have survived either.”

INTRO JIMI GUITAR 🙂 …

FOX eeeee!..

FOX (shriek)!..

Well you know, you’re a, two-time snowflake heartbreaker 😢 (2008, 2016)..
FOX eeeee!…

& we know, you’re a, big-time con-artist lawbreaker..
FOX eeeee!…

They stopped you from goin’ home 😦 (back to the WH) yeah 😦
They just do you such harm.. yo.. (vast Right-wing conspiracy)
They got to you all the time.. didn’t fall in line.. (like FNN & PMSNBC)
Oooohh..

FOX CRY-BABY! 😦

FOX (shriek)

FOX eeeee!…

Now a, we see you, you’re (STILL) makin’ a scene…
Oooh FOX eeeee!
You thank Carville, then you wrinkle up (at Trump’s tweets) and a, scream!…
FOX eeeee!….
Oh cry-baby listen now,
You’ve made up your mind…
You’re tired of them exposin’ all your, precious crimes…
They’ve got to be censored next time, at election time..

FOX CRY-BABY!…

Here Trump comes..

JIMI GUITAR 🙂 …

Yeah,
Stopped you from goin’ back home (to WH) 😦
They just did you such harm.. (like you did to Bernie huh)
They got to you all the time.. exposed crime.. (& didn’t give you debate questions)

FOX CRY-BABY! 😦

Here tweets come baby…

HANNITY’S COMIN’ TO GET YA!

Oooowww!
FOX Cry-Baby!…..
(Repeat/ReRun)

(BILL):
“I THOUGHT THERE’D BE SOME FOXY LADIES HERE” 😦

“YOUR GRIP” #ThrowThePervOut!
(music by Hall & Oates)

(LINDSAY MENZ):

Because your grip, your grip was below my hips.. 😦

Because your grip, your grip was oh so quick..

Because your grip was below my hips, on my butt cheek so tight!….. 😦

(I told my husband who was taking the picture, “He just totally grabbed my butt!”)

(LEEANN TWEEDEN: “yeah, his grip was on my tits!”)

“WHAT’S GOIN’ WRONG?” #Liberal’WhatHappened’PrimalScream

(music by 4 Non Blondes)

LIB/DEM ELECTION ANNIVERSARY REGRESSIVE ACTION PLAN:

Go outside.. look up at sky.. scream helplessly like a moron.. (repeat throughout day)

INTRO GUITARS…..

(Crooked Hillary):

Twenty-five years & my life is still,

Tryin’ to get back in that White House with Bill,

Still hope (2020), it’s our destination…

(Screaming Snowflakes):

Didn’t realize quickly (on election day), exit polls said she would..

But the country was made up of these deplorable hoods, for this vile man..

‘I’m With Her’ forever, I scream!….

& now we cry all the time 😢

While I’m fake news (FNN) spoon fed..

Just to get Russia blame all out, ’cause she was way ahead! (WTF Happened??),

& Bernie, Bernie’s still feelin’, a little peculiar.. 😡 (FEEL THE Primary BERN!)

& so we wake on election anniversary mornin’,

& we step outside (‘occupy’ a neighborhood park),

& we take a deep breath, and we look up at the sky,

& we, scream from the top of our lungs –

What the fuck went wrong?!! 😮

& we say –

Hey!.. yeah!.. yeah!.. hey yeah!..

Hey!..yeah!..yeah!..

We scream – WTF!

What’s Goin’ Wrong?!?…

& we say,
Hey!.. yeah!.. yeah!.. hey yeah!..
Hey!.. yeah!.. yeah!..
We scream Hey!
WHAT’S GOIN’ WRONG!??….

Oooohh 😩 ….

Oooooh… 😢
Oooooh..ooo..oooo…oo..oohh….
Ooooo..oooh..ooo.oooohh…. 😦

(Crooked Hillary):

& I lie… oh my god do I lie…

I lied all the time.. in my moral destitution…

(Screaming Snowflakes):

& we pray.. oh my god do we pray.. (even though we’re a bunch of Atheists)

We’re crazed every single day!.. for a Socialist revolution! 😡 …..

& so we still cry all the time,

when we’re lying in bed (in our parents basement),

Just to yell it all out, what’s in my indoctrinated head..
& Donna Brazile’s, feelin’ a little peculiar.. (read her book)

So we wake on election anniversary mornin’

& we step outside.. (‘occupy’ our neighborhood parks)
& we take a deep breath, and we look up at the sky..

& we, scream from the top of our lungs –
What the fuck went wrong?!!…

And we say,
Hey!.. yeah!.. yeah!.. hey yeah!..
Hey!.. yeah!.. yeah!…
Hey! hey! hey!!
we slobber Hey!..
WHAT’S GOIN’ WRONG!!??

(REPEAT GROUP-THINK BUTTERCUP CHORUS WHILE SCREAMIN AT SKY)….

(CRY/SCREAM)
Ooooohh…
Ooooohhh….
Oooo..ooo.ooo…ooooh…
Oooo…ooooo..oo..oohh.. 😦

(Crooked Hillary):
Twenty-five years & my crooked life is still
Tryin’ to get back in that White House with Bill,
Still hope (2020, SCREW U Gillibrand!)… it’s my destination..

“I GOT YOUR DESTINATION RIGHT HERE”..

“YOUR KISS” #ThrowThePervOut!
(music by Hall & Oates)

(LEEANN TWEEDEN):
Because your kiss, your kiss was not part of the skit..

Because your kiss, your kiss tasted like shit! 😦

Because your kiss put on my lips, was the most disgusting thing in my young life!….

Because your kiss, your kiss was a violating diss..

Because your kiss (& boob grab) I was asleep, and could not resist!..

Because your kiss put on my lips (& tongue between them),
Was a sexual assault that’s now come to light!….

“MY WAY” #OrTheHighway

(music by Frank Sinatra)

And a now.. winning is here.. 👍

And so I lambaste.. the swampy creatures.. 👹💩
My supporters.. I’ll say it clear (NO PC)..
I’ll tweet my case.. of which I’m certain.. (MAGA!)🇺🇸
I’ve lived.. The American Dream to the full..
I burned up each.. and every swing-state highway.. (over Hillary roadkill)
& WIN MORE.. much more than this.. (BigLeague)
I do it.. My.. Way.. 👍

Regrets.. I never do..
So say again.. (16 Republican politicos thrashed)
Oh, did I mention?.. 😜
I did.. what (labeled on twitter)I had to do (stalked on debate stage)..
I’ll see it through.. permanent detention..
(LOCK HER UP!) 👍
Big plans.. I chart our course..
Each fruitful step.. restore our #1 way.. (MAGA!)🇺🇸
WIN MORE.. much more than this.. (BigLeague)
I do it.. My.. Way….

Yes, there were times.. we sure all knew..
When Obama bit off.. more than he could chew..
(led from the ass end) 👎
But his legacy & all.. let there be no doubt..
I’ll chew it up!.. and spit it out!.. 😝
I’ll flush it all!.. and we’ll stand tall!..
& do it.. My… Way!…

USA I love.. (@ Obama/Clinton) I’ve laughed & cried.. 👎
We’ve had our fill.. no more with losing..
& a now.. snowflake tears won’t subside.. 😢
I find it all.. so amusing.. 🙂
To think.. I did all that (thrashed Crooked Clinton politico machine)..
& may I say.. not in a shy way..
(“WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE”)
Oh no.. oh no, I LEAD.. (from the front!) 👍
I Do It.. MY… WAY…

For here is my plan.. what for America I got..
(MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!) 🇺🇸
Not for myself.. FOR ALL I plot..
To tweet the things!.. I truly feel!..
And sing anthem words!.. 🇺🇸
while piss-pots kneel.. 💩
My record shows!.. I brought new growth!.. 👍
I Do It.. MY!… WAY!…. (or it’s the highway)

Yes.. I’ll DO IT…

MY WAY!…..

“BABBLE ON” #Nonsensical”MasterLegislator”

(music by Led Zeppelin)

EXACTLY WHY TERM-LIMITS ARE NEEDED!

Intro PAGE GUITAR…

Words are drawlin’, garbled sounds..

All the time, has nonsense to say..

Thanks to her, Repub’s much obliged..

Ryan has such a long Speaker stay..

‘Cause now it’s time for her to go (term limits!)..

The talk-show loons (CNN, PMSNBC) highlight her say..

For now she sounds insane!,

& so deranged!..

And she’s way over-stayed…

Ah, her jibberish has grown so tired..

But we know she got one thing she always do…

Babble on!…

& now’s the time, the time is now,
To send her along..
She’s broadcast ’round the world, embarrassing is this girl.. 😦
Nothin’ coherent to say..
She’s been nutty this way, many years liberal crazed..
Babble on!
Gotta retire ‘the Princess’, & all her crazy schemes… (LOCO)

Got no time for spreadin’ truth,
The time has come, her mind is gone..
& though her mental health we’ve questioned a thousand times,
It’s time to put a gag on…

Babble on!…
& now’s the time, her time is now..
TO BE LONG GONE!
The Broad is cast ’round the world, embarrassing girl.. 😦
Incoherent say..
She’s been nutty this way, many years liberal crazed..
Babble On!
Gotta retire ‘the Princess, & all her crazy schemes… (Coo Coo)

JIMMY GUITAR 🙂 ….

“DIVERSITY” #SchmuckSchumerLottery:’ADollar&AScheme’
(music by Billy Joel)

INTRO PIANO…

As Chuck searched for inclusiveness..

Terror wasn’t hard to find..
He’d like to have this gov, & we wouldn’t live ☠️
But now Trump looks for usefulness..
‘Cause open borders, got us in a bind.. 😦
It always seems to be, so important to Libs!….

DIVERSITY…..
Is such a bogus word,
Every one (Dem initiative) is just a ruse…

DIVERSITY…..
Is hardly merit deserved,
& mostly what don’t need to do…..

Dems can always find someone (or bus them in over the border
That they can patronize (& hope they won’t terrorize..
They just pin a (voter registration) card upon their sleeve..
But we get Chucky’s crybaby face 😢
To tell us amnesty lies..
All he wants is someone to ‘randomly’ receive…..

DIVERSITY…..
Is such a bogus word…
Every one (Dem initiative) is just a ruse…

DIVERSITY…..
Is hardly merit deserved…
& mostly what don’t need to do…..

Multi-cultural lover!…. 😀

So many new (unvetted) friends!…

We can’t have security!

Only more bitter ends! 😫

Anyone can come for free,

with all family & friends…

& vote! 👍

&vote!😁 ……….

“WE AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN YET” #SoMuchScandalSoLittleInvestigation
(music by BTO)

DEDICATED TO VLAD AGENTS:
Crooked Hillary & Slick Willie Clinton’s, Barry Obama & crew, and the DNC

Intro GUITARS….

You bet, a devil woman..
She sold our uranium away.. 😦
She said Bill had 500K speech fee comin’ to him.. (& Clinton-Crime-Family-Foundation 145 million)
& Vlad wanted it that way.. (REAL RUSSIAN COLLUSION) 🙂

She thinks that, dirty governin, is good governin’.. (the 90’s called – they want their Whitewater back)
So she took (dirty dictator cash) what she could get.. mmmm
Yeah she took all she could get 💰
& then she looked at us with wide lyin, eyes..

No cred,
We AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ YET..
N-N-N-NO we just ain’t seen n-n-n-nothin’ yet..
(Uranium One, Benghazi video, classified email destruction, Clinton Crime Family Foundation etc..)
Always somethin’, hopin’ that we’d all forget..
N-N-N-NO we just ain’t seen n-n-n-nothin’ yet.. ($$$$ Phony Trump-Russian Dossier)
nothin’ yet, you just seen the tip of the ice-berg!……

& Now Barock’s not feelin’ better.. 😦
‘Cause Trump’ll find out for sure.. (Real/Uncompromised Special Investigator)
He’ll look into CrookedHill’s protector..
& prosecution is the cure.. 🙂

He said that, dirty gov, is good gov.. (
So he corrupted all he could get.. (IRS)
Yes, he corrupted all he could get.. (FBI/CIA)
& then he looked at us with those big lyin’ eyes..

No cred,
We AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ YET..
N-N-N-NO we just ain’t seen nothin’ yet..

(Illegal warrants & wiretapping, IRS targeting, Fast & Furious, Illegal Immigration push etc..)
Always somethin’, always somethin’.. hopin’ we’d all forget..
Barry, Barry he knows,

We just ain’t seen nothin’ yet ($$$$ Phony Trump-Russian Dossier)

you need indoctrinatin’, you gotta go to public school.. 😦

Dirty gov, is good Dem governin’..
So Bernie took all of the shit,
Yes he swallowed all of their shit (happily) 🙂
& then, & then, & then,
Blabbermouth Wasserman Schultz looked at us with a big (resignation) frown & lies

No cred,
We AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ YET..
Nation, we just ain’t seen n-n-nothin’ yet.. (see DONNA BRAZILE)
Here’s somethin’, here’s somethin’ (Dem/Russian Collusion)
Here’s somethin’ hopin’ we’d all forget..
Hill’ry, Hill’ry, Hill’ry, Hill’ry, Hill’ry,
She ain’t seen J-J-J-Justice yet..

but TRUMP’S COMIN’ AROUND! 🙂

(PREZ T):
“YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ YET”….

(REPEAT CHORUS)….

“CHAPPAQUA HILL” 🇷🇺#Ain’tThatAShame/NowWhoWillSheBlame

(music by Fats Domino)

INTRO FATS PIANO…..

(PREZ T):

I found it was ‘Hill’….. (Crooked) ☹️

Paid, ‘dossier’ bill….. 💰

Oh she was so thrilled….. 💩

When thought I was through….. 👎

The loons got shrill….. 😫

On, Capitol Hill….. 🏛

Investigation lingered until….. 🔍

Her scheme fell through….. 👎

The fake-news-media displayed….. 📺

Obama gov’s neat felony….. (SO MANY DemoRats)🐀

& all of those vows, Comey made…..

Were just perjury…..

Now fallen apart…..

Informant will spill…..

For Bill will be thrilled….. (bimbo eruption time!)💋

I’ll LOCK HER UP! still 👍…..

PIANO ‘PERP-WALK’ …..

“”MAMA’S DON’T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE COWGIRLS or Empty Barrels”
(music by Willie & Waylon)

(PRESIDENT TRUMP):
Politicians ain’t easy to love,
& on promises they fold…
They’d rather give you a BS song,
While stealin’ your diamonds and gold…

(CHIEF OF STAFF GENERAL KELLY):
Rockstar she chuckles, an old empty barrel,
& each term begins with more dumb things to say… (term limits!)
Most don’t understand, how she can politicize those dyin’ young 😦
(15 minutes of fame) She’ll probably slither away….

Mama’s, don’t let yer babies grow up to be Cowgirls… (empty barrel politicians)

Don’t let ’em think they’re ‘RockStars’ (WackyWilson: “I’m a rockstar now”) 🙂
Or Eavesdroppin’ schmucks.. (on a presidential military condolence call) 😦
Make ’em be surgeons, and engineers and such…

Mama’s, don’t let yer babies grow up to be Cowgirls… (empty barrel politicians)

‘Cause they’ll (inappropriately) listen on phones,
& under the hat, nothin’s home (All Hat – No Cattle),
Believin’ they’re someone beloved (or relevant)….

“BIG GUN” #MakeUs#1

(music by AC/DC)

INTRO ANGUS RIFF!…

Yyyyyooooooo!…

Ragin’ on talk-radio..

Twitter and the TV..

Outsider man, drainin’ swamp ass can..

Shootout at the DC latrine..

Tweetin’ It up, & mockin’ ’em down..
Fixin’, no more Obama fantasy..
He’s a baaaad man (Lib nightmare), cruisin’ around..
In a BigLeague Red-White-&-Blue limousine..
He let you know what’s wrong..
No regrets when right.. (extreme vetting, building Wall, stand for anthem etc)
Get in his way..
You’re dead in his twitter feed sights! (CrookedH, CNN, littleRocketMan etc)

BIG GUN!…
BIG GUN! makin’ us #1 🙂
BIG GUN!…
Big Gun kick the hell outta fake news…..

Terminator of establishment fakers,
Cleanin’ up the DC hood..
Snakes alive, with their fake-news jive (PMSNBC),
He sets ’em off, frustrates ’em good.. 🙂
RINO’s not wise, they cannibalize,
Block votes, then snooze.. (7 yrs of phony votes & pledges) 😦
Paralyzed, free-market killers, (now in majority)
Playin’ ev’ry lame excuse..
So he saddled on up,
& blew into town..
Better look out,
‘Cause he loves to pound! 🙂

BIG GUN!…
BIG GUN! makin’ us #1 🙂
BIG GUN!…
Big Gun kick the hell outta fake news…..

shoot ’em down yeah!

ANGUS GUITAR 🙂

BIG GUN!…
BIG GUN! makin’ us #1 🙂

Mmmm…mmmm…..

Ooh…oooh!

Yeeeah…aaah!

Mmmm..
B B B B B B BIG GUN!…..

“STAND FOR THEE” #SoProudlyWeHail
(music by Ben E. King)

INTRO BASS RIFF 🙂 …

When the fight..
Had/has come..
And our land embarks..
To bring soon..
Outcome only..
Victory!…
No we won’t..
Be afraid.. (we’ve never been)
No, we don’t..
Tolerate charades.. (kneeling social-justice Douche-Bags)
For so long..
We all stand..
For ‘Old Glory!’..
So country, country!
Stand For Thee..
Won’t you Stand For Thee..
Oh country..
Respect and honor..
Flyin’ high, over the Land of the Free!…
When stormy skies..
That we look(ed) upon..
Evil tried to crumble and fall..
& our monuments..
Start crumblin’..
To PC.. 😦
We have tried..
We have cried..
So many have shed tears.. (& lives for)
So for long..
Let us all stand..
In unity…
So country, country!
Stand For Thee..
Won’t you Stand For Thee..
Oh country..
One nation.. (under God)
STAND PROUDLY FOR THEE!

“FLYING HIGH AGAIN” 🦅 #MakingAmericaSoarAgain 🇺🇸
(music by OZZY)

RANDY RHOADS GUITAR 🙂 …

Oh no.. oh no…

Here we go.. here we go now…

Oh no.. oh no…

Here we go now…

Got a patriotic feelin’, Libs don’t understand,
Gonna make it great again here…
Feelin’ like we’re gonna not retreat or back down,
No more waitin’ for the sun to appear (growth, wealth, opportunity)…

Obama’s gonna worry.. 😧
With his legacy I’ve been a bad, bad boy 👎 😜
No way sayin’ sorry..

It’s something that I abhor!

‘Cause you..
Can see what my eyes see..
We can see it!.. we will be it!.. (AMERICA 1st) 🙂
& you..
Stand side by side with me….

Flying High Again! 🦅 (Making America SOAR Again) 🇺🇸

GUITAR…

I can climb high mountains (2016 BigLeagueWin), watch Crooked Hillary disappear, (& she keeps falling down – Whhaaat Haaappeneed??)
I can even tweet ‘FailingNYTimes’ demise 🙂 …
Wallowing Snowflakes, crying sound I hear 😰
Am I just their Boogeyman guy.. 😱
You betcha 🙂

Obama’s gonna worry 😧
With his legacy I’ve been a bad, bad boy👎 😜
No way sayin’ sorry..
It’s something that I abhor!…

& you..
Can see what my eyes see…
We can see it!.. we will be it! (AMERICA #1)
& with me..
All Blacks & Whites get ahead 🙂 (no more Dem/Obama Race-Baiting/Class War)…..

Flying High Again! (Supreme Court) 🦅

Flying High Again! (Labor Participation) 🇺🇸

Flying High Again! (Isis OBLITERATION) 🦅

Come on & join (‘follow’) me..

RANDY RIPPING 🎸

Flying High Again! (Stock Market) 🦅

Flying High Again! (Energy) 🇺🇸

Flying High Again! (Border Security) 🦅

Come on & join (‘follow’) me..

Oh no.. oh no…
Here we go now.. here we go now…
Oh no.. oh no…
Here we go now…

‘little Rocket Man’ thinks I’m crazy, I think he understands,
Knows what is inside my head (“WE WILL TOTALLY DESTROY HIM”) 🚀
Liberals think I’m crazy, but with Patriots I’m in demand,
Lovin’ everything I said! 🙂 (since I came down TrumpTower escalator w/ our beautiful 1st-Lady) 👠

Obama he’s sure worried.. 😧
With his Legacy I’ve been a bad, bad boy.. 👎😜
No way sayin’ sorry..
HE’s SOMEONE THAT I.. ABHOR!…

Flying High Again!

Flying High Again!

Flying High Again!

FLYING HIGH AGAIN! 🇺🇸

“WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS”

(music by Joe Cocker)

‘Moochelle Obama’: “Harvey is a wonderful human being, a good friend, and just a powerhouse.”

What did they do..

When I sexually abused..

They stood up (covered up),

& spoke highly of me….

Oooh..

I got by, with a little help, from my friends…

Oooh..

I just lied, with a little help, from my friends (& i was in great company)😃

“ONE WAY OR ANOTHER” #SwampCreaturesPutOnNotice
(music by Blondie)

PREZ T to the various Swamp Scum: Nancy Nitwit & UpChuck, Bitch McConnell, Liddle Bobby Corker, Frosted Jeff Flake, Johnny McLame etc…

“I’LL USE MY PEN, MY PHONE, MY PLANE, MY RALLIES, MY TWITTER”….

One way, or another..

I’m gonna get it.. (healthcare fixed)

I’m gonna get it, get it, get it, get it done!

One way, or another..

I’m gonna win again.. (like I always do) 🙂

I’m gonna win it, win it, win it, win it! (see Anthem issue) 🙂

One way, or another..

I’m gonna squeeze ya.. (BUILD THAT WALL!) 🙂

I’m gonna beat ya, beat ya, beat ya, beat ya! (travel ban Supreme Court) 🙂

One way, or another..

One day.. maybe next fall (2018)..

I’m gonna beat ya..

Primary challengers’ll beat ya, they’ll beatcha..

I…….will……. tweet from White House…

And…….I…….. will put you all down 👎

Til’ ya’all come around! 🙂

“LET’S RIP IT UP” #EmbarrassingWorseEverNegotiatedIranDeal

(music by AC/DC)

INTRO ANGUS GUITAR 🙂 …..

Loose grip..

Nukes get..

I’m not on board with this one-sided shit!…

It’s high time..

De-certify..

Their terror’s risin’, so say bye bye….

I’m gonna rip it up!.. 👍

Never gonna let ’em nuke up…

Refusin’ Obama appease…
A president for American needs 🇺🇸
It’s never goin’ down (never happening),
In flames it’s goin’ down! 🔥

So Let’s Rip It Up!…

Let’s rip it up.. I’ll rip it right up!..

Let’s rip it up.. fight & I’ll stop!..

Let’s rip it up.. right now!….

Inspections mired..

WMD’s desired..

John ‘Lerch’ Kerry got strangled by those mullah liars…

So screw ’em, it’s off..

& plug sanctions in..

The switch is on & start suffocating all over again 👍

I’m gonna rip it up!.. 👍

Never gonna let ’em nuke up…

No tricking us for thee bomb…
Blow it up, clip fuse box…
It’s never goin’ down (never happening),
In flames it’s goin’ down! 🔥

So Let’s Rip It Up!…

Let’s rip it up.. I’ll rip it right up!..

Let’s rip it up.. fight & I’ll stop!..

Let’s rip it up.. right now!…

(say bye bye LOSERS) 😀

ANGUS GUITAR….

So..
Let’s Rip It Up!.. I’M GONNA RIP IT UP…
Let’s Rip It Up!.. I’M GONNA RIP IT UP…
C’mon!
Let’s Rip It Up!.. I’M GONNA RIP IT UP…
Let’s Rip It Up!.. I’M GONNA RIP IT UP 👍
C’mon!

Right now! 🖕🏻

A Crooked Hillary “What-The-F-Happened” Tale:

As the DNC rolled out (& colluded w/) their convention red carpet for Hillary, to the tuneage – “Here Comes My Girl”… Poor Bernie & all his socialist bernouts cried, “Don’t Do Us Like That!”…..
Hillary (& SlickWillie) had been impatiently in “The Waiting” for 8 long years to return to the WH….
But The Donald “Wouldn’t Back Down”, and soon Crooked Hillary’s poll #’s were “FreeFallin'”….. 🙂
Trump let loose with a barrage of tweets in “Runnin’ Down A Snowflake Dream” of Queen Hillary becoming the 1st female Prez… poor Hillary soon had a “Break Down” and lost a shoe on a NYC sidewalk….
Yes, this was truly “Crooked Hillary’s Last Dance”… as “Even This Loser – Didn’t Get Lucky the second Time” 😦
She then became very bitter and lived as a “Refugee” in the woods (until even BigFoot eventually told her, “Don’t Come Around Here No More”), and then went on a lame-ass book-tour whining/screeching, “You Don’t Know How It Feels!” (to be me) 😦

“WON’T STOP” 🇺🇸
(music by Fleetwood Mac)

INTRO WORKIN’/DRAININ’ GROOVE……

When I wake up (I actually never sleep) I just got to smile 🙂 …
Make us great, in just a little while… (fast! believe me)
Will open your eyes, to crooked political ways…
I do things in a free market way! 🇺🇸👍

Won’t.. Stop.. workin’ for our tomorrow…
I won’t.. stop.. growth is already here…
Companies’ll come back here, better than before…
Commie’s Obama’s are gone… 🙂
Crooked Clinton’s are gone 🙂 …..

Time to stop drinkin’ the kool-aid (hopey-dopey-change) & get things done…
& forget about the mistake (‘pantsuited fascist sasquatch) you almost done…. (whaAaat haAaappened??)
Yeah Obama was so bad to you (Obamacare Disaster) 😫
Just know that ‘Repeal & Replace’ we’ll “eventually” absolutely do!….

Won’t.. Stop.. workin’ for our tomorrow…
I won’t.. stop.. growth is already here…
Jobs’ll come back here, better than before…
Commie Obama’s are gone 😃
Crooked Clinton’s are gone 👍👍…..

BUCKINGHAM GUITAR LEAD 🎸

All I want is to see Lady Liberty again smile…
Kickin’ Statist ass is well worth our while…
I know you Patriots (forgotten men & women), know that it’s true…
I only want America 1st again for all of you! 🇺🇸👍

Won’t.. Stop.. workin’ for our tomorrow…
I won’t.. stop.. growth is already here…
wealth’ll come back here, better than before…
Commie Obama’s are gone 😀
Crooked Clinton’s are gone 👍👍

Ooooo…. Obama don’t ya come back….

Ooooo…. Crooked Hillary don’t ya come back….

Ooooo…. RINO’s don’t ya come back….

Ooooo 🇺🇸 ……. We not lookin’ back……

“KNEEL THIS WAY” #LiberalPeerPtessure

(music by Aerosmith)

Leftists USING dumbass players USING spineless team owners to ABUSE OUR Flag, OUR Police, OUR Youth & OUR Prez!

INTRO DRUMS….

JOE PERRY GUITAR Riff…..

(Colin Crapernick #7 – when he was employed) 🙂

Castro lover always kneelin’ protest cover, go ‘n talk ’bout us bad ‘n say..

He said, ya ‘pigs’ ain’t seen nothin’, more goin’ down anthem snuff it,

& whitey owners sure to be a changin’ their ways…

He just a cheerleader, for the real lib breeders,
all the time they show U.S. diss…
‘Cause the best thing he’s lovin’, unemployed sissy got ESPN libs buzzin’,
& it started with a little diss, (flag) fuck this!

GUITAR RIFF…

(LeSean ‘Shady/Shitty’ McCoy #25)

See-saw stretchin’ (during anthem) with da Bills what damn fools,
& Raiders feet kickin’ back in the air… (sat during anthem)
Stayin’ hid diddle diddles (SquealerSteelers stay in locker room), keep those pussies out the middle,
& they kneelin’, coach he just don’t care..
So one (Alejandro Villanueva) took a big chance, at the Sunday dance,
Not a sissy, he was ready to pray (salute)…
But the media started droolin’, ’cause fascists target what he was doin’,
& they’ll teach him (re-educate/indoctrinate), if on ‘team’ he wants to stay…

now they scold him to,

(SOCIAL-JUSTICE CHORUS):

KNEEL this way!…
Squeal all day…
KNEEL for flag!…
Racism say…

just give it (USA Flag) a diss 🙂 ….

GUITAR 🙂

(NFL-dumb-as-a-deflated-ball-player-agitators): FUCK THIS!

GUITAR RIFF 🙂 …

(Rep. Sheila ‘squeala’ Jackson Lee)
Fool girl Sheila, never classy dirt mouth sassy, crazy blurt goin’ down on a knee..
There was three dumb team a wussies (Seahawks, Titans & SquealerSteelers), stayed in the stadium locker,
when they noticed the fans were pissed off at thee 😠 …
Goodell’s a Big League loser, never made it with the heroes (wouldn’t allow helmet decals honoring slain officers or 9-11),
but let his boys kneel & stretch & ‘resist’..
Then their next sport neighbor (NBA), has a dumbass agitator (Stephen ‘little bitch’ Curry),
so Trump gave him a real big ass kick-
Like this! (“You’re Dis-invited to the WH!”) 👍

“FIRE THE SON OF A BITCHES!”

GUITAR RIFF….

See-saw stretchin’ with da Bills, what damn fools,
& Raiders feet kickin’ back in the air…
Stayin’ hid diddle diddles, keep those pussies of the middle, (hide in locker room)
& they kneelin’, coach he just don’t care…
So one (#78 jersey sales spike) took a big chance, at the Sunday dance,
Not a sissy, he was ready to pray (salute) 🙂
But the media started droolin’, ’cause fascists target what he was doin’,
& they’ll ‘teach’ him, if on ‘team’ he wants to stay…
now they scold him to-

(SOCIAL-JUSTICE CHORUS):
KNEEL this way!…
Racism say…
KNEEL for flag!…
Get our way…
KNEEL this way!…
Racism say…

KNEEL for flag!…
Whine all day… 😦

just give it a diss!….

GUITAR…

(NFL ‘No Fans left’):
FUCK THIS!

“AIN’T TALKIN’ GOOD GOV” #SocialismFaithfullyImplemented:seeVenezuela

(music by Van Halen)

INTRO EDDIE GUITAR RIFF! 🙂 ….

PREZ TRUMP SPEAKS (& AirGuitar) TO THE UN ‘Star-Wars-Bar-Scene’ ASSEMBLY:

I made the news, statists…

Talked all about your disease.. (socialism)
You can have all you want, dictators..
But I’ll keep my Liberty! 🇺🇸

Oh yeah,
Ain’t talkin’ good gov!…
Your gov is rotten to the core… 😝
Ain’t talkin’ good gov!…
No one’s told you like this before…..
(Boldly call out human rights violators.. unabashedly America 1st!)

Ya know, you were pretty good lookin’.. ( Venezuala was one of richest oil nations)
But now your people out on the streets beggin’ (now sifting thru garbage)
Oh yeah for ‘elitites’, socialism’s really cookin’… 🙂
At UN, CrookedHillary found a lotta friends..
The end!

Ain’t talkin’ good gov!…
Your gov is rotten to the core… 😦
Ain’t talkin’ good gov!…
No one’s told you like this before….before…a before…a before…No More!

EDWARD SOLO 🙂

Ain’t talkin’ good gov!…
Your gov is rotten to the core (socialism, communism etc)
Ain’t talkin’ good gov!…
No one’s told you like this before…. a before…

We’ve been to the edge (8 yrs Oblahma Hopey-Change rot)…
& there, he almost brought us down (“fundamentally transform the USA”)…
I know he made a lot of friends here, statists (bowed & apologized to UN regularly)
I GOT NO TIME, NOT MESSIN’ AROUND! (MAGA!)…
So if they gotta bleed so be it, Iran…..
Yeah gotta, gotta bleed so be it, Syria….
Mmm they gotta gotta bleed so be it, Afghanistan….
Hey ‘little Rocket Man’ gonna, gonna bleed, so be it!…

Ain’t talkin’ good gov!…
Your gov is rotten to the core… 😦
Ain’t talkin’ good gov!…
NO ONE’S GOT IN YOUR FACE, LIKE ME BEFORE! before! NO MORE! 🙂

REPEAT CHORUS & CALL OUT UN DESPOTS..

(to human rights violators):

HEY! hey! hey!………

“PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN” #StandForOurAnthem
(music by Lee Greenwood)

& I’m proud to be an American,
Where at least I know I’m free…
& I won’t forget the men who died,
Who gave the right to PLAY A GAME to me…

& I gladly STAND UP!
Next to you, and honor her every Sunday…
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land…
God Bless the USA!……

MAMA’S DON’T LET YOUR BABIES” #FireTheSonOfABitches!
(music by Waylon Jennings)

Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be Liberals…
Don’t let ’em disrespect our country,
& be whinin’ social-justice schmucks…
Make ’em be grateful multi-millionaires, good role-models, and such…

Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be Liberals…

‘Cause they’ll never appreciate those who protect our home,
& Constitution they’ll disown…

Even Pro-Fascists (ProFa) they love…… 😦

“THE GIRL JUST BLAMES EV’RYONE” #PaulaRevere:TheRussiansAreComing!TheRussiansAreComing!

(music by Cyndi Lauper)

White House not home.. (WTF Happened!??)
Post election night 😫

This mother says, “another vast conspiracy from The Right!”,

Oh Crooked dear, next to Bernie you’re the fortunate one..
The girl, just wanna blame ev’ryone…

Oh.. the girl, just blames ev’ryone……

That “Comey thing”..
In the middle of the fight,
Her husband tells Loretta, can you lay off of my wife? (call investigation a “matter”)

Oh Donald dear, “with The Russians you’re still #1”..
The girl, just wanna blame ev’ryone…
Oh.. the girl, just blames ev’ryone…

That’s all she really waaaants!…
Blame ev’ryoooone!…
When the el..ec..tion is done,
Oh, this girl wants to blame ev’ryone..
Oh the girl just blames ev’ryone….

The girl, just wanna..
Wanna blame ev’ryone…
The girl,
Wanna blame……….

Some boys (Anthony Weiner) sext, with beautiful girls,
& hide her emails away from the Intelligence/Investigative world.. (download my illegally held/sent classified/top secret emails)
“I Would’a!Could’a!Should’a! been ‘the one’, but Barock had a 2 term run 😦
Oh this girl, wanna blame ev’ryone…
Oh the girl just blames ev’ryone…

That’s all she really waaaants!…
Blame ev’ryoooone!….
When the el..ec..tion is done..
Oh the girl just blames ev’ryone…

This girl, just wanna..
Wanna blame ev’ryone..
The girl,
Wanna blame….
She just wanna!
She just wanna!..
She just wanna!
She just wanna!…
Oh blame ev’ryone..
She just wanna!
She just wanna!…
She just wanna!
She just wanna!..
Oh blame ev’ryone……..
(REPEAT W/ DELUSIONAL PASSION)

(PREZ T): “YOU FORGOT TO BLAME GLOBAL WARMING…

“little ROCKET MAN”🚀 #WeWillTotallyDestroyHim🔥
(music by Elton John)

He packed nuke bombs last night for flight… 😦

Show off power, now can aim…
& he’s gonna get by!….. with his strife, ’cause of UN…

He’s dissed his neighbors so much (S.Korea, Japan, Guam!),
He’s dissed his life (rocket man is on a suicide mission)…
It’s lonely livin’ in that place (25 million person prison camp) 😫
On such a pointless!….. fight…. (USA will overwhelm & destroy)

(PREZ T):
And I think it’s overdue a long, long time..
Til showdown brings it ’round again he’ll find..
I’m not the man he wants to mess with at all,
Oh! no, no, no…
No more kickin’ can…..
(little) Rocket Man!….
I’ll burn you up if refuse to hear & fold….

And I think it’s overdue a long, long time..
Til showdown brings it ’round again he’ll find..
I’m not the man he wants to mess with at all,
Oh! no, no, no….
No more kickin’ can…..
(little) Rocket Man!….
I’ll burn you up if refuse to adhere & fold….

NoKo ain’t the kind of place, to raise your kids…
In fact, it’s evil as hell… 👹
And there’s been no one anywhere to save them (Bill Clinton, Barry Obama), they nothing did…

And all this nuke science, is his master plan…
He loves his job, three generations deep…
Rocket Maaaaaaan!……
Nuke rocket plans……

(PREZ T):
And I think it’s over due a long, long time..
Til showdown brings it ’round again he’ll find..
I’m not the man he wants to mess with at all,
Oh! no, no, no….
No more kickin’ can…..
(little) Rocket Man!….
I’ll burn you up if refuse to hear & fold….

And I think it’s overdue a long, long time..
Til showdown brings it ’round again he’ll find..
I’m not the man he wants to mess with at all,
Oh! no, no, no….
No more kickin’ can…..
(little) Rocket Man!….
I’ll burn you up if refuse to adhere & fold….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

& I think it’s overdue a long, long time….

“STUCK IN THE MIDDLE, I’M WITH YOU’

(music by Stealers Wheel)

INTRO STRUM….

Well, you know that I came here to fight..
I had a feelin’ these politicians ain’t right..
They’re so scared, they gonna get thrown out their chairs (seats)..
It’s no wonder, don’t repeal Obamacare..
Clowns to ‘the Left’ of me,
Jokers to ‘the Right’,
Here I am, stuck in middle – I’m WithYou 🇺🇸 ….

Yes I’m, stuck in the middle fightin’ FOR YOU!..
No more wonderin’ what it is we have to do.. (MAGA)
It’s so hard to keep this smile on my face.. (DC sewer smell is wretched)
Establishment hold, sewer (Obama Legacy) backed up all over the place..
Conmen to ‘the Left’ of me,
Chokers to ‘the Right’,
Here I am, stuck in the middle, I’M WITH YOU! 🇺🇸

Well, I started out with somethin’ (MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!),
& I’m damn proud that I’m a self-made man… 🙂
& my friends (forgotten patriots), they all came installin’..
Vote me to bring back, and say: pleeeeaaaase……..

(Make America Great Again) PLEEEEEAAASSE!……..

Tryin’ to make some gains, despite it all..
& I can see I can’t depend on these pussies at all..
It’s so cool, I go ‘n tweet ‘n make ’em roar..
‘Cause I don’t think gonna play by their rules anymore..
Crooks to ‘the Left’ of me,

Chokers to ‘the Right’,
Here I am, stuck in the middle FIGHTIN FOR YOU!🇺🇸

Well, I started out with somethin’ (MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!),
& I’m damn proud that I’m a self-made man… 🙂
& my friends, they all came installin’,
Vote me to bring back, and say: pleeeeeaaaase!……

(Make America Great Again) PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSEE!……

“MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” DRINKING GAME:

99 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…
99 rounds of golf!…
Trump takes a pound (NICE SHOT!), Hill flat on the ground 🙂
98 rounds rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…

98 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…
98 rounds of golf!…
Trump takes a pound, Hill flat on the ground 🙂
97 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…

97 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…
97 rounds of golf!…
Trump takes a pound, Hill flat on the ground 🙂
96 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…

96 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…
96 rounds of golf!…
Trump takes a pound, Hill flat on the ground 🙂
95 rounds of golf, watch Hill fall…

REPEAT…
(Crooked Hillary post concussion: “WHhhAaaaAaatTt… HhhaaAaaPpeeeEEnnNeEDd???”)

“PROPS OF STUPIDER” #DeplorableExcusesDeplorableLoser

(music by Train)

Intro PIANO…

Now that she’s back in the blogosphere (& book tour)..
Give props of stupider, loss can’t bear.. 😦

Aye aye aye aye….

Her act looks dumber, & talk sounds lame..

Reminds me that, Bernie got short-changed.. (Felt The Bern) 😡

Aye aye aye aye….

Since her return, from the woods way too soon,
She blames ev’rything, & she barks at the moon..
Aye aye aye aye….
Aye aye….

Tell me..
Did you fail at ev’ything under the sun.. (see secretary of state – nuf said)
Did you bleach-bit emails all away,
& see 1st-girl-Prez hope all faded,
& that book circuit is over-rated.. 😦

Tell me..
Did you fall to a reality tv star..
One who gave you a permanent ‘crooked’ scar..
& then on you wiki leaked, while you were losing all by yourself, out there….. (skipped swing-states) 😦

Now that she’s back, baring her soul’s frustration..
Bitching her way, across the nation..
Aye aye aye aye….

She singles out Twitter, then she cites bad polls..
Reminds me that, Bernie got hosed 😡
Aye aye aye aye….

Now that she’s back in the blogosphere (w/ another paperweight/doorstop book)..
I’m afraid that she still (for sure) thinks of me as,
D-e-p-l-o-r-a-b-l-e, and in support of a man, who is a sexist and lies, so racist and in the Klan!

Tell me..

Did his win sweep you off your feet (collapse & lose a shoe)..
Now you finally get another chance (2008, 2016),
To freelance (book tours, 200K speeches, talk-show bitch sessions etc),
Out of the light of day (law)..
& head back to your crooked ways..

& tell me..
Did Weiner blow your crime..
Were you ev’rything FoxNews 24/7 slimed..
& did Comey diss you, while you were losing all by yourself, out there…. (esp swing-states)

Did you “imagine”: those Russian spies, FBI, NYTimes chickens..
Your best (only) friend (Huma) always stickin’ close to you (real close).. 🙂
Even when Podesta said you’re not strong.. 😦

Did you “imagine”: fake-news trance, Vlad/Trump bromance,
‘Trump (bitter clinger) voter Low Information’,
The best Electoral College day that we ever had!..
You don’t agree? 🙂

Tell me..
Did his win & swingstate sweep make your snowflakes weep 😦
Now you finally get another chance, to freelance (secret server),
Out of the light of day..
& head back to your crooked ways..

Tell me..
Did you fail at ev’rything under the sun..
Did you delete emails all away..
& see 1st-girl-Prez hope all faded..
& that book-circuit is over rated…

Tell me..
Did you fall to a reality tv star..
One who gave you a permanent ‘crooked’ scar..
& did you mislead, while you were losing all by yourself…. (esp in swing-states)

(DEM VOTERS): 2020?
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah!… hell no!
& now you get yet another chance to rant about who got in the way 😦

Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah!… hell no!
How did you fall to a Reality TV star?!
The Apprentice tv star!

Nah na na naa na na na!….
Nah na naa na na nah!….
Look in the mirror only, & lose yourself in the woods out there!…..

“WON’T REMEMBER YOU”

#Dem2020Ballad

(music by Skid Row)

INTRO ACOUSTIC GUITAR…..

Woke up to see the sight of meltin’ flakes… 😫

CNN anchors would whimper, didn’t think it was true…

& all the tears they cried, Bernie cursed your name 😡

‘Cause when Dems needed you, didn’t come through….

Tryin’ to repaint a picture of lame campaignin’ days gone by (skipped swing states)..

When your support was blind (& ignorant), and you would delete so no one could see..

Snowflakes & celebs applauded life of slime, ignored your lies..

Dictators knew that you were there for a fee..

Time after time, you committed, felonies!….

Don’t remind us of yesterday..

Talkin’ bland on bland..

Candidate, in quicksand 😱

Won’t Remember You!

Through the rigged primary fight,
Through every endless ‘Foundation’ charade..

2020 want you to stay away,

Won’t Remember.. You!

Oh.. hell no!…. oh nooo……

You spent the summer with the Trump putdowns..

Wished ever after, would’ve said something like this:(“back up you creep!”)

Bill said Loretta’s with you babe, on tarmacs I get around 😉

He said I’ll support my wife, for just one WH intern kiss 💋😜

Rigged, phony smile, bold lies, & your hiss!

Don’t remember yesterday..
Talkin’ so bland on bland..
Candidacy in quicksand..
Won’t Remember You!
Through all the rigged primary fights,
Through ev’ry endless “Foundation” charade..
2020 want you to stay away,
Won’t Remember.. You!

We’ve had our share of hard times..

& Trump’s the price we’ve paid.. 😦

But through it all, we’ve kept the promise to Bernie we made! 😡 ….

Weiner swore (texted), he’d never be lonely again!……… 🙂

KICKASS Jail-Striped-Pantsuit GUITAR SOLO (no parole eligibility)……

Woke up to see the sight of meltin’ flakes 😦 …
Washed away, 1st female prez dream for you…
But no one else but The Donald, could’ve ever flushed you away…
‘Cause you’ll always be damned for Fin up our ‘FEEL DA BERN’ dream come true! 😦

If you come back my darlin’,

Fauxcahontas will scalp, you!…..

Don’t remember yesterday..
Talk so bland on bland.. (you made Charlie Brown’s teacher sound like Obama’s articulate ‘Unknown Teleprompter’)
Candidate, in quicksand..
Won’t Remember You!
Through the rigged primary fight,
Through every endless BENGHAZI VIDEO charade!..
2020 you best stay away,
We Won’t Remember You!
Don’t remind us of yesterday!..
Talkin’ your pantsuits so bland!
Throw you back in quicksand..
Won’t Remember You!
Through the RUSSIAN URANIUM SALE sleight!..
Through ev’ry endless incompetent day!..
We want you to stay away..
We don’t remember…
We Won’t Remember!…. You!…..

Hell Nooooooo!…….. oooohh hell no! 😦 …….

“TAKE YOUR JOB, & DO IT! #OrPresidentTrumpWill!

(music by Johnny Paycheck)

Take your job.. & DO IT!

Your bullshit ain’t workin’ here no more..
A ‘majority’ we get, and you find lame reasons,
For We-The-People, not workin’ for 😦
You better not try, and stand in Trump’s way,
‘Cause we be tossin’ your establishment asses out the door (2018)..
Take your job, & DO IT!
Your bullshit ain’t workin’ here no more…..

They been campaignin’ for this majority,
For nigh eight long years..
All this time they watched our country,
Grounded by a fool with big ears.. 😦
& I’ve seen a lot of good folks die,
That had a lot of Obamacare bills to pay.. (premium spike, lost plan/doctor) 😦
Trump’ll rip the skirts right offa’ Ryan & Mconnell’s butts,
‘Cuz he has the nuts to say:

Take your job.. & DO IT!
Your bullshit ain’t workin’ here no more..
A ‘majority’ we get, and you find lame reasons,
For We-The-People, not workin’ for 😦
You better not try, and stand in Trump’s way,
‘Cause we be tossin’ your lame asses out the door (2018).. 🙂
So take your job, & DO IT!
Your bullshit ain’t a workin’ here no more……

Well, that senate leader, he’s a real lazy dog,
The House Speaker, he’s an Establishment tool..
T got a brand new debt limit deal cut,
Lord, he leaned on Dem fools (Nancy & Chuck)..
One of these days, he’s gonna blow his top,
& those RINO’s, they gonna pay..
Lord, I can’t wait to see their faces,
When they get a permanent vacation stay.. (VOTE THEM OUT!) 🙂

So take your job, & DO IT!
Your bullshit ain’t workin’ here no more..
A ‘majority’ we get, and you find lame reasons,
For We-The-People, not workin’ for 😦
You better not try, and stand in Trump’s way,
‘Cause we be tossin’ your moderate asses out the door 🙂 …
So take your job, & FREAKIN’ DO IT!
Your bullshit ain’t a workin’ here no more 😦 ………

“FOLLOW ME”

(music by Uncle Kracker)

Intro ACOUSTIC RIFF…

FakeNews don’t know how they didn’t get me, CrookedHillary still don’t know why??? (new book: ‘What The Fuck Happened?’)😥

NeverTrumpers can’t turn around, & say goodbye🖕🏻

All you know (Trump Nation) is that I’m with you, & set you free (De-Regulate)👍

And WIN all the games, be big fish in the sea 🇺🇸

I’m Leadin’,

Follow me..

Ev’rything’ll be all right..

I’ll be the one to lock our borders up tight..

And if you, want to achieve, I can guarantee..

You won’t find nobody more driven than me.. (MAGA!)🇺🇸

I’m real worried, bout’ these ‘RINO in the headlights’ stares 😳

‘Cause for so long, as we all know (7 yr repeal/replace blah blah), still got Obamacare 😫

Repub’s feelin’ guilty, & we’re well aware..

They should all look ashamed, & 2018 be real scared!..

I’m Leadin’,

Follow me..

Ev’rything’ll be all right..

I’ll be the one to help you rebuild post Harvey might..

And if you, want to succeed, I can guarantee..

You won’t find nobody more qualified than me.. (MAGA!) 🇺🇸

Won’t give you money, I can’t make you strive..
You’re better off if you learn the hard way, why..
America’s not the reason that you go astray..

You’ll do alright if you work to make your way…

Follow me..

Ev’rything’ll be all right..

I’ll be the one to bring us to new heights..

And if you, want to exceed, I can guarantee..

You won’t find nobody better to lead 🙂 ….

Establishment don’t know how they didn’t get me,
CrookedHillary still don’t know why?…
NeverTrumpers can’t turn around, & say goodbye…
All you know is that I’M WITH YOU,
& set you free 🙂
We’ll WIN all the games, be big fish in the sea! (MAGA)

We’re Leadin’,
FOLLOW ME…..

(Repeat Chorus)

“DREAMERS” #DeportObamaToo

(music by Supertramp)

DREAMERS!…..

Was nothin’ but an Obama schemer…

Now you can pack your bags & with your parents, go home!….

DREAMERS!……
Was nothin’ but an Obama schemer…
Now you can pack your bags & with your parents, go home!…..
(M.M.G.A.) Make Mexico Great Again 🇲🇽

SCHEMER!…..
You’re nothin’ but a Commie Dreamer…
But Trump has put an end to your plan, oh no! 😦

(M.K.G.A.) Make Kenya Great Again

“SKUNKY MAN” #AProudProtestingRegressiveLeftist

(music by The Rolling Stones)

ANTHEM of: ‘Violent Leftist Anarchists’ aka: ANTIFA Communists, BlackLivesMatter Racists, BernieBernout Socialists etc…

INTRO KEITH GUITAR 🎸 …….

I’m a, fascist PC flunky..
All my friends are hate junkies! 🙂 …
That’s reeeaally true!…

I’m a, cold Internationalist pleaser..
I abuse for Liberal appeasers!..
What I do 🙂 …

(Republicans) I like to hit (& stomp), as they get tossed around 🙂
Love ev’ry DemRat in DC town! (my sewer swamp)…
F U! Melania babe…

Well, I am just a Skunky Man..
I’m glad you are a Skunky Woman too! 🙂 …

I come break shittin’ with my horde..
College Conservatives we gouged and Trump supporters we gored! 🙂 …
As we ‘protest’ (trespass, vandalize) on through….

Yes, I’m a sad sack & deadbeat beg..
I always, have been Marxism spoon-fed…
How ’bout you?

Well, for ‘Hope&Change’ we got so messianic..
And a trifle too anarchistic!…
We love to play the victim too 🙂 ….

Well, I am just a Skunky Man..
I’m glad you are a Skunky, skanky woman too!….

KEITH GUITAR 🙂 …….

I’m a SKUNKY! (a hater) …

I’m a SKUNKY! (a PC Fascist) …

I’m a SKUNKY… MAN! 🙂 …

I’m a SKUNKY…. MAN! 🙂 …

I’m a SKUNKY! (a commie) ………

WE ALL SKUuuUuuuUUNKy’s!…………

“GOT ‘EM UNDER PRESSURE” #WretchedRINOExtinction
(music by ZZ Top)

PREZ TRUMP: “I have a message for Congress tonight.. your job is to represent The People.. Tax Reform, Border Security, Heaaaalthcaaaare.. one vote! DO YOUR FREAKIN’ JOB!!!”

INTRO BILLY GUITAR 🙂 …..

He likes smearin’ dipshits..
He likes stench wiped clean (DRAIN DC SEWER)..
& T won’t let’ em diffuse our passion..
Merciless on his twitter feed!

He’s got ’em UNDER PRESSURE!…
He’s got ’em UNDER PRESSURE! 🙂

He likes to rally, go see him..
He don’t like Establishment dogs 😦
He makes fun of these mod, wuss bein’s..
He likes to clear their DC fog..
He don’t like politico conmen..
He’ll strike with (Executive) whips & chains 🙂
He likes winnin’ game..
Not cavin’ in like McCain 😦
He’s about all Mitch can handle..
He’s too much for ‘frosted Jeff’ Flake’s brain…

He’s got ’em UNDER PRESSURE!…
He’s got ’em UNDER PRESSURE! 🙂

REV. GIBBONS GUITAR 🙂 …

He’s gonna give ’em a mandate..
Here’s what T’s gonna say:
LOSING’s OVER!….
They might get out an impeachment trick..
& try ‘n hurt him real, real bad…

But America’s on his side, 🙂
Not that Crooked Bitch! (creepin’ on another book tour)

He’s got’em UNDER PRESSURE!…
He’s got ’em UNDER PRESSURE!
He’s got ’em UNDER PRESSURE!…
T’s got ’em UNDER PRESSURE! 🙂

Oooooww!…..

“PROPAGANDA BREAKDOWN” #FakeNewsMediaMeltdown

(music by Led Zeppelin)

INTRO PAGE GUITAR 🙂 …….

(TRUMP NATION):
Hey!…. Prez,
Don’t stop what you’re doin’…

Hey!…. Prez,
You’ll drive them to ruin… 🙂 (Failing NYTimes)
Ya know what it is that they don’t like about you (America 1st),
But we like it a lot! 🙂
Awe, you don’t let them mold you,
Let them choke in you’re governin’ arms….

PROPAGANDA BREAKDOWN!
Playbook’s always the same (race-bait, class war, sexist, bigot, homo-phobe, blah blah blah)…
Jake Tapper’s havin’ a TDS (Trump-Derangement-Syndrome) breakdown!
Drivin’ him insane! 🙂 ……..

Hey!…. Prez,
You tweet something you think they ought to know… (that they fake, dishonest, sick people)
Hey!…. Prez,
Then they go tell you, that they hate you so…
They want to scold you, and do harm.. (impeach yeah)
They never gonna let election shock go,
‘Cause they don’t like your non-PC charm…. (screw ’em)

PROPAGANDA BREAKDOWN!
Playbook’s always the same (race-bait, class war, sexist, bigot, homo-phobe, blah blah blah
Don Lemon’s havin’ a TDS breakdown!
Drivin’ him insane!……. 🙂 ……..

JIMMY GUITAR! 🙂

PROPAGANDA BREAKDOWN!
Playbook’s always the same (xenophobe, deplorables)

Morning Schmoe’s havin’ a TDS breakdown!
Drivin’ them insane! 🙂 ……………..

PROPAGANDA BREAKDOWN!
They tie you to hate, of “Alt Right”…

PROPAGANDA BREAKDOWN!

Ooohhh!…

PROPAGANDA BREAKDOWN!
They tie you to hate speech…

PROPAGANDA BREAKDOWN!
They want you to hate.. yeah, America they don’t love… 😦

“LIBS GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN'” #BarbarianAtTheGate!
(music by Judas Priest)

The BARBARIAN: “Now I’m free to fight for the Trump Agenda.. I’ve got my hands back on my weapons.. I will crush the opposition!”

INTRO GUITARS 🎸🎸……

New.. life..
I’m gonna rev it up!…
I’m retakin’ might, (Breitbart control)
I said, I’ll never take this (Establishment) fluff!…
Stand.. tall.. I’m uh,
Old (school) & kinda proud!… (AMERICA 1st! you global PC bastards!)
Keep Trump on the top,
For real long, ’cause my (REAL NEWS MEDIA) machine’s loud!…

If Libs think I’ll sit around,
& let their (upside) world survive..
They’re thinkin’ like damn fools,
‘Cause it’s a case of doin’ vs lies..
Out there is a free-market,
Waitin’ to be had..
They think Trump’ll let it go,
They’re mad (with TDS Trump Derangement Syndrome),
Libs Got Another Thing Comin’! (BIG LEAGUE)
Dems Got Another Thing Comin’!…

That’s.. right..
Here’s where the bullshit ends!…
We’ll listen listen, Trump’s right, (America 1st Agenda)
There’ll be some action spent!…
Breitbart..
Callin’ all the shots!…
I’m gonna hit hard,
Knockin’ down these crocks!…

If Dems think I’ll sit around,
While they chip away (Constitution) and drain (our Rights)..

Listen we done foolin’,
& Regressives better think again..
Out there is a free-market,
Waitin’ to be had..
They think Trump’ll let it go,
They’re mad (TDS),
Dems Got Another Thing Comin’! (BIG LEAGUE)
Libs Got Another Thing Comin’!…
PC-FASCISTS GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!…..

PC world, we’re livin’ in,
We have more than our share of sorrow (fake news, wipe away history, disrespect our flag! etc)

ANSWERS NOW, TRUMP DON’T GIVE IN!..

AIM FOR OUR GREAT TOMORROW! 🇺🇸

MULTI-GUITAR ATTACK! 🎸🎸

“LET IT LEAK” #LockThemUp!

(music by The Rolling Stones)

INTRO KEITH GUITAR 🎸 …..

Well Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…

& obstruct they want it, so they leak on T…

Yeah Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…

& impeach they want it, so they leak on T…

(Susan Rice & Samantha Powers):

She said, unmask, identities will always be out in the open…

Baby, you can bet our talking heads’ll spill it on tv…

& there will always, be a bug in place, in Trump’s private spots…

If we need, a little more smoke for, our Russian conspiracy…

Yeah Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…
& obstruct they want it, so they leak on T…
Yeah Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…
& impeach they want it, so they leak on T…

(James Comey):

I was dreaming, of a special prosecutor engagement…

When I sent my friend a secret memo leak…

‘Cause Trump canned me for my dirty filthy judgement…

Got that jaded, faded, special counsel curse, oh! my boy Mueller’s pleasant company… ha!

Yo Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…
Obstruct they want it, so they leak on T…
Hey!
Leak it hard!..
Leak it reg!..
Oh Barry, put a target on our sources head! 😦
Woo!

Yeah Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…
Yeah obstruct they want it, so they leak on T…
Yeah Dems all need, someone, they can leak on…
Yeah yeah impeach they want it, so they leak on T…
all over, hoo!

Ah get it on dividers, woo!
Get it out dividers..
Get it out dividers..
You just leak all over our country..
Get it out dividers..
Leak it out dividers..
You can leak all over, you just leak ll over T..

Leak it out divider..
Leak it out divider..
You just leak all over T…..

REPEAT – ‘LEAKER OF THE PACK’ ON LEAD VOCALS 🎤

KEITH GUITAR 🎸 TO FADE……

“YOU’RE SO LAME” #ExcessiveRINOExcuses

(music by Carly Simon)

You walked into the chamber,

Like you’d been talkin’ seven years to stop…(repeal replace blah blah)😵

Your vote strategically flipped to go one shy,

The Swamp, across the aisle rot…

You had one arm tied behind your rear,

As, we watched DC gavotte… 💃🏻🕺🏽

& all the Dems screamed, that they’d be your partner,

They’d be your partner, 👬and…

You’re so Lame… 💩

You probably think ‘NO vote’ was about you…

You’re so Lame..you’re so Laaaamme!…🖕🏻

I’ll bet you think OUR vote (2018) will be for you,

Don’t you?..

Don’t you?..

Oh, you told us several years ago,

Yeah we were still quite naive…

Well, you said that you’d make such a power pair,

Just give you the House, Senate & Presidency… 🤥

But you cave away on things of gov (Trump/USA 1st agenda),

And showed you cannot lead…

Keep gettin’ creamed,

You’re like drinkin’ cold coffee 😝
Drinkin’ cold coffee 👎 and…

You’re so Lame… 💩

You proudly think ‘Making America WAIT’ is about you…

You’re so Lame..you’re so Laaaamme!…🖕🏻

I’ll bet you think OUR vote will be for you,

Don’t you?..

Don’t you?..

GUITAR…

Keep gettin’ creamed…
You’re like drinkin’ cold coffee 😝
Drinkin’ cold coffee 👎 and…

You’re so Lame… 💩
You probably think poll #’s good for you…
You’re so Lame..you’re so Laaaamme!…🖕🏻
I’ll bet you think OUR vote will be for you,
Don’t you?..
Don’t you?..

Well, I hear you’re both up for re-election,

And of course, think you’ve already won…

When we primary your lame ass, no mid-term protection 😳

You’ll see a total eclipse & be shunned… 👍

Well, you’re never where you should be, ‘never-trumpers’ all the time,

& when it gets hot, you side with some moderate fly,

Or a Dem as a close friend,

Dem as a close friend 👬…

and…

You’re so Lame… 💩

You probably think 2016 was about you…

You’re so Lame..you’re so Laaaamme!…🖕🏻

I’ll bet you think OUR vote will be for you,

Don’t you?..
Don’t you?..

WHAT A FREAKIN’ FLAKE!🖕🏻

“IF WE HAD A BILLION DOLLARS”
(music by Barenaked Ladies)

‘Leading-From-The-Ass-End’ 😦 VS ‘America-1st-Leadership’ 🙂

(BAROCK): If I had a billion dollars…

(The DONALD): If I had a billion dollars…

(BARRY): Well I’d build Iran a house (& nuclear program)…

(PREZ TRUMP): I would bulldoze North Korea’s house (sanction the hell out of them)…

(LEADER FROM DA BACK): & if i had a billion dollars…

(LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD): If I had a billion dollars…

(OBAMACON): Send the mullahs pallets of cash for their house (nuclear program)…

(TWEETIN’ TRUMPSTER): Maybe a nice blockade or some MOAB’s… 🙂

(OBLAHMA & Unknown Teleprompter): & if I had a billion dollars…

(BIG T): If I had a billion dollars…

(MR. HELPIE-SELFIE): Well you’d be unemployed with dead battery electric foreign cars… 🙂

(MR. AMERICAN SUCCESS STORY): Employed building nice American automobiles… 🙂

(BOTH): & if we had a billion dollars…

(FAUX PRESIDENT – BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA mmm mmm mmm): I’d buy more gov! 🙂 ……..
(AMERICA 1st PRESIDENT – DONALD J. TRUMP): I’d earn your love! 🙂 ……..

“ROCK THIS TOWN” #DredgeDCSewerOut

(music by Stray Cats)

INTRO BRIAN SETZER GUITAR RIFF….

Well, Melania and me went out on Inaugural night..

I had my hair styled high, and the 1st-Lady just looked so right 😍
Well, kick O’s out and then, gonna fumigate new home real soon,
Mooch, don’t wanna catch ‘not proud’ stink off of you..
But America’s alright ’cause we’re ‘Makin’ It Great Again’ as fast as can be 🇺🇸👍

Well I found the Congress place that really stunk & worked crap bad..
I put those shitsky’s on the clock,
Real change, voters hollered for at ballot-box..
Well I start the old clock on my agenda plan,
But all they say is ‘resist’, man..
Come on rally, rally, let’s clean out all here right away….

I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Rock it, drain it out…
I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Make Establishment scream & pout 😦
Let’s rock, rock, rock man, rock!
I’m gonna mock till they pop..
I’m gonna sock till they drop..
I’m gonna Rock Bullshit Town,
Dredge this sewer out…..

SETZER GUITAR 🙂

Well, I’m having a ball just’a moppin’ this dirt off the floor…
Well there’s a “legislative genius” brat (we have to pass it to see what’s in it), been in Congress since 1974 (term limits!)…
Well, they balked at repeal & replace once, they balked at repeal & replace twice,
Balk on me again, and their own sweet health plan’s gonna be wiped..
I’m gonna shock this town..
I’m gonna rip crony deals apart….

I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Rock it, drain it out…
I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Make Establishment scream & pout 😦
Let’s rock, rock, rock man, rock!
I’m gonna mock till they pop..
I’m gonna sock till they drop..
I’m gonna Rock Bullshit Town,
Dredge this sewer out…..

SETZER GUITAR 🙂

I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Rock it, drain it out…
I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Make Establishment scream & pout 😦
Let’s rock, rock, rock man, rock!
I’m gonna mock till they pop..
I’m gonna sock till they drop..
I’m gonna Rock Bullshit Town,
Dredge this sewer out…..

I’m gonna Rock This Town,
Drain this sewer out!……

(CrookedHillary & Obama leakers down the septic drain: wwwooooooooo!)

“HE/WE WILL MOCK YOU” (MockRock Anthem for the Looney Left)
(music by Queen)

INTRO TEA-PARTY THUNDER CLAPS……

New Democrat slogan –
“A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages” (aka #BetterBeatdowns)
MockRock’d:

“Better”, pizza noise, copy Papa John ploy,
“Resistin'” in the street, what a great plan – malaise..
You got pizza sauce on yo’ face, ya’ll big distaste 😦
GOP kickin’ your cans all over the states (over 1,000 seats lost since 2010)

tweetin’,
HE WILL.. WE WILL MOCK YOU! (Cryin’ Schmuck Schumer)

HE WILL.. WE WILL MOCK YOU! (Princess Pelosi)

(‘OBAMA LEGACY’ MockRock’d):

Barry, was a conman, commie plans,
Agitating in the streets, gonna takeover the world someday..
You got Benghazi blood on yo’ face, lead-from-behind disgrace..
Wavin’ ISIS banner all over vacated Mid-East space 😦

HE WILL.. WE WILL, MOCK YOU!… (tweet ’em T)

HE WILL.. WE WILL, MOCK YOU! 🙂 (Moochelle)

(‘FEEL THE BERN’ MockRock’d):

Bernie, you’re an old scam, Socialist plan,
Pleadin’ with your lies, gonna make us all poor someday..
Your wife got college-land-scam mud on her face, big disgrace,
Your own party put you in back, rigged outta da race 😦

HE WILL.. WE WILL, MOCK YOU! (Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren)
tweet it.
HE WILL.. WE WILL, MOCK YOU! (Naive Snowflakes)

every bernout,
HE WILL.. WE WILL, MOCK YOU! (BigBird Deblasio)
HE WILL.. WE WILL, MOCK YOU! (punkass John Podesta

BRIAN MAY GUITAR RIFF! 🙂

TWEET ‘EM PREZ! 🙂

“WE MELT WITH HER” #’Resistance’FightSong

(music by Modern English)

(RESIST DIPSHITS):

‘Leaning Forward’ abusing our own schleps… (storming his stage & taking his mic)

Taking gov for her, Bernie had to be 2nd best…

We saw the campaign crashing, she almost collapsed on her face…

Voters always knowing, she was far worse than Access Hollywood tape…

(CHORUS)
Trump stopped our world,

We melt with her…

We seize Resistance and it’s getting stronger (& dumber) all the time…
There’s nothing Dems and us won’t do… (obstruct & riot)
Trump rocked Hill’s world,
We’re still with her…..

(us Libs know better)

Dream of regressive lives, the kind that only hates…

(you should see Venezuela)

Trapped in the state of, progressive Socialist waste…

(us Libs know better)

We make protest pilgrimage to invade this sub-human’s space (Trump & his deplorables)…

(we should be Cuba)

Never comprehending Dem safe-space (majority) has long gone bye…..

(CHORUS)
(let’s govern the world)
Trump stopped our world,
We melt with her…
(let’s govern the world)
We seize Resistance and it’s getting stronger (& dumber) all the time…
(let’s govern the world)
There’s nothing Dems and us won’t do… (obstruct & riot)
(let’s govern the world)
Trump rocked Hill’s world,
We’re still with her…..

Our future’s, far-left jive… (Fauxcahontas 2020)

-REPEAT CHORUS-

(WEINER):
Huuummm…mmmmm…mmaaa….
Huuummmaa.. Huma.. Huma.. mmmmm….
Huuummm…mmmmm…mmaaa….
Huuummmaa.. Huma.. Huma.. mmmmm…..

Trump stopped our world,
We melt with her…
We seize Resistance and it’s getting stronger (& dumber) all the time..
There’s nothing Dems and us won’t do… (obstaruct & riot)…
Trump rocked Hill’s world,
We’re still with her…..

(let’s govern the world)
-REPEAT CHORUS-

“BANGIN’ THEIR HEADS” #MentallyIncapacitatedTDSDiagnosedDems

(music by Quiet Riot)

LET’s APPLY The 25th Amendment & TO ALL THE Deadbeat Dems…

INTRO DRUMS & GUITAR!….
LIB SCREAM: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrr!……….

Well he’s a, PC grinder..
CNN piledriver..
Dems say that he never never minds ’em..
Got swamp drained..
Maxine Waters insane..
Cryin’ Schumer says that Trump’s one big pain! 😦
His tweets are laser..
Lib screamin’ taser..
Runnin’ his mouth since (2015) escalator.. 🙂
Pelosi whinin’ louder..
She no more power 😦
T’s gonna rock ’em til on Dems, America sours!……

(CHORUS):
Bangin’ their heads…

Mental health, Trump’s drivin’ ’em mad!

Bangin’ their heads…

Mental health, Trump’s tweetin’ they’re sad 😦 (he’s right)

Well they’re, Russia infatuated..
Accusations outdated..
Hillary & Obama’s were, over-rated.. (Uranium & Flexibility)
Mueller’s their finder.. (biased investigator)
& Comey a memo keeper-leaker.. (unlawfully leaked to press)
Hillary a big-time Loser..
& her snowflakes still weepers 😦
They got the PMSNBC / CNN (CollusionNewsNetwork) ploys..
To make up Russia noise..
Won’t ever let up..
Dopes, they annoy you.. (check out Americans view of them)
Mute (button) this pack..
All Dem hacks..
Cred disappeared..
& never comin’ back!…..

(CHORUS):
Bangin’ their heads…
Mental health, Trump’s drivin’ ’em mad!
Bangin’ their heads…
Mental health, Trump’s tweetin’ they’re sad 😦

Mental health, Maxine sure is crazy!…

Mental health, Tom Perez sure is mad!… (cursing an awful lot) 🙂

Mental health, psychiatrists is what Dems aaaaall need!…

Straight-jackets is what they have to have!…..

GUITAR MEDICATION! 🙂

Aaaahhhhhrrrrrr!

hahahahaa….

Bangin’ their heads!…
Their majorities dead… 🙂
They’re all mentally mad!…
Russia’s all they have… (& no evidence after a year) 🙂
So keep bangin’ your heads…
& 2018 stay electorally dead 🙂 oh yeah!
Mental health!..
Cryin’ Schmuck Schumer is so sad.. sad.. sad 😦

REPEAT CHORUS…

“NOTHIN’S GONNA STOP US (from being vile) NOW” #MorningSchmoes
(music by Starship)

INTRO MORNING BABBLE DROOL……

(CRAZY SCHMOE):
Lookin’ at your face-lift, I see your inner ugliness…
This ‘bad show’ we do, is too good to be true.. 🙂
Sitting here beside you, our bias always comin’ thru..
This hate in our hearts, that we’re feelin’ for this dude..

(DUMB AS A ROCK MIKA):
Let Trump say we’re crazy..
Truth, we don’t care about that..
Put your hate with my hate Schmoey,
Respect, never give that..
Let our fake-news world around us,
Just fall apart..
Schmoey, we can’t fake it,
All the vile in our hearts….

(LAMESTREAM CHORUS):
And we can stream this scheme together..
Stating wrong forever..
Truth’s not gonna stop us now…
& if our Globalist world runs out of Obama lovers..
We’ll still have each other..
Objectivity’s not gonna stop us!
Decency’s not gonna stop us! Now….

(DONNY DOUCHEBAG):

I’m so mad about you.. 😦
I’m pissed we lost to you..
Whatever it takes, I will say here about you…
(“he’s a disgusting, vulgar pig!”)
Took away our (liberal) good times..
Putting us through (MAGA) bad times.. 😦
Whatever it takes, “I’LL MEET U IN THE SCHOOLYARD, BRO!”
Is what I’m gonna do…. LOL 🙂

(MORNING SCHMOES):
Let Trump say we’re crazy..
We’ll say he’s faux..
Put our hate on surround sound,
Don’t ever change channel on our never watched show..
Let our fake-news world around us,
Just fall apart…
Schmoey, we can’t fake it,
All this vile in our hearts…..

(LAMESTREAM CHORUS):
And we can stream this scheme together…
Saying wrongs forever…
Truth’s not gonna stop us now…
& if our Globalist world runs out of Obama lovers..
We’ll all have each other…
Objectivity’s not gonna stop us!..
Professionalism’s not gonna stop us… Ooooo……

All the fake news we use…..
All the lies & hypocrisy…..
Hate Trump is all that we want to do!…..
Scold him forever….
Whining snowflakes forever!….

GUITAR! 🙂

“DC – ROCK THIS CITY” #OutsiderRockin’TheEstablishmentWorld
(music by KISS)

INTRO ACE SPACE-GUITAR 🙂 ……

I feel alright,
On election night…
9 o’clock,
Fake-media’s a little uptight… 🙂
My swingstate throngs,
& they pull me through..
Message strong,
Tells me what I got to do…

I got to –

CLEAN UP!
Everything, go on a winning streak..
SHUT DOWN!
Everybody, all those socialist creeps..

SNOWFLAKES GONNA LOSE THEIR MINDS PROTESTIN’ IN DC – AS I ROCK THIS CITY 🙂

CLEAN UP!
Everything, a Big League winning streak..
SHUT DOWN!

Everybody, more Dems gonna lose their seats..

Obstructing & hate,
On Dems we just can’t wait…
I’m on the clock,
Tell ’em all they gotta hit the road (YOU’RE FIRED! J. Edgar Comey)
Obamacare sinks (repeal & replace),
Regs revoke…
Start our car,
& I’m gonna make economy go…. 🙂

REV UP!
Everything, we’re on a winning streak..
SHUT DOWN!
Everybody, all those liberal regressive freaks..

GUITAR….

Movin’ fast,
Undoin’ Obama jive…
At top speed,
But RINO’s still movin’ much too slow 😦 …
Stocks look so good,
Markets so alive… 🙂
I hear my praise,
Sayin’ on talk-radio!….

Hannity goes –

RAISE UP!
Everything, we’re on a winning streak…
SHUT DOWN!
Every dirty deed of Obama legacy…

ACE & PAUL SPACE-GUITARS RIFF 🙂 ….

SNOWFLAKES GONNA LOSE THEIR MINDS IN DC – AS I ROCK ‘BULLSHIT CITY’ 🙂

Big roadblock,
But I ain’t gonna stop…
There’s Deep-State embed,
Media-mites leakin’ all their lies…
CNN blew their wad (Russia! Russia! Russia!),
NYTimes burned… 🙂
I got to laugh (& tweet),
‘Cause I know fake-news is gonna die….

LIES!

CLEAN UP!
Everything, drain the swamp of leech…
SHUT DOWN!
(politicians & media creeps)

REV UP!
BIG LEAGUE NON-STOP WINNING STREAK! 🙂
NO MORE DOWN!

“ANOTHER TRICK, TIL’ TRUMP FALLS” #AnotherPrickGoin’Small

(music by Pink Floyd)

ODE TO THE WITCH HUNT SPECIAL COUNSEL HACK – ROBERT MUELLER

GILMOUR GUITAR 🙂 ….

(TRUMP-NATION spoken):
When we stepped up and went to vote,
There were certain swamp creatures,
Who wanted to hurt The Donald in any way they could 😦 …
By pouring their derision,
Upon anything he did,
Exposing their every bias, no more carefully hidden, under objective journalism lid…
HAaaaHAaaAAHAaaAHhhaaaAAAHH!……… 🙂
(’cause in)
‘Cause in this (BS) town, (swamp)
It is well known that when theygot home election night,
In their hack & hypocritic strife,
Planned to trash him,
Trump’s within inches of ending their ‘establishment’ lives!…….

Oooohhh! 😦 ………

We don’t need no investigation….

We don’t need no ‘special counsel’ control….

No dark sarcasm, in the fake-newsroom….

Lefties leave our President alone….

Hey!.. Mueller!..
Leave our Prez alone…..

All in all, it’s just another trick til’ Trump falls…
All in all, you’re just another prick goin’ small…

(TRUMP-NATION):

We don’t need no investigation….

We don’t need no ‘special counsel’ control….

No dark sarcasm, in the fake-newsroom….

Snowflakes leave our President alone….

Hey!.. Mueller!..
Leave our Prez alone…..

All in all, it’s just another trick til’ Trump falls… (agenda stalls)
All in all, you’re just another prick goin’ small… (Dem w/ no balls)

GILMOUR GUITAR 🙂 ….

WRONG.. LOST AGAIN! 😦
WRONG.. LOST AGAIN! 🙂

IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY BASIS..

YOU CAN’T HAVE AN INVESTIGATION!

HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY COLLUSION..

IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY EVIDENCE?!

“THE DEMORATS WENT DOWN IN GEORGIA” #AnotherBigLeagueTrump Referendum
(music by Charlie Daniels Band)

Intro FIDDLE RIFF….

‘PAJAMA BOY’ GETS A BIG-LEAGUE WEDGIE 🙂

The Demorats went down to Georgia..
They were lookin’ for a seat to steal..
They were in a bind, ’cause Trump had kicked Hillary’s behind,
& they were obstructin’ and tryin’ to heal…

They put it upon this pajama boy,
Speakin’ in PC riddles (bullshit), & layin’ in it a lot..
So The Donald jumped upon his twitter stump,
& said, “PJ boy, Karen’s gonna kick your wussie butt”…

I guess you didn’t know it,
That Crooked Hillary was a riddle sayer (PC bullshitter) too..
But you don’t care, you’ll take Hollywood’s dare,
& make the bet their money’ll pull ya through…

Now you say pretty good riddles, PJ boy (can read a prompter like Obama)
But give the district voters their due..

I’ll bet my endorsement of gold,

Against your carpet-bag soul,
‘Cause I think my base’ll flush you 🙂

“HAIL TO THE REDSKINS”

SCOTUS to these Redskins: HELL YES!

AMERICAN VOTERS to this Redskin: HELL NO!

“Hail to the Redskin…
She wants to be our Commander-In-Chief (2020)
Hail to the Redskin…
Fauxcahontas was never an Indian Chief!”

“IT’S MY PARTY” (& I’ll Whine If I Want To!) #2020GetBernedAgain:(
(music by Lesley Gore)

BERNOUT: “Let us be very, very clear: the current model and the current strategy of the Democratic Party is an absolute failure… This is not my opinion, this is the facts!”

It’s my party, and I’ll whine if I want to!..
Whine if I want to.. whine if I want to.. 😦
You would whine to, if out of nomination you were screwed!….

Nobody knows where my Demorats have gone???
Majorities left, lose all the time 😦 (hopey-change) LOL
Why were they holding her hand? (propping her up, literally)
When nom should’ve been mine! (see my on fire bernin’ socialist occupyin’ deadbeat degenerate base)…

It’s my party, and I’ll whine if I want to!..
Whine if I want to.. whine if I want to 😦 ..
You would whine to, if out of nomination you were screwed!…..

Riggin’ elections, kept duckin’ (in bathroom) debate night…
Now she’s alone, in the wild… (stay in the woods bitch!)
Til’ Demorats dancin’ with me…
I’ve got no reason to smile 😦 (Keep FEELIN’ DA BERN!)

It’s my party, and I’ll whine if I want to!..
Whine if I want to.. whine if I want to.. 😦
You would whine to, if out of nomination you were screwed!…..

Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhwwwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhwaaawwwaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!………..

Majority of Demorats, Socialism we adore…
What a scene I would bring 🙂
Oh, what an election surprise…
But now The Donald’s wearin’ my ring! 😦 (DNC FIX handed Trump the keys!!)….

It’s my party, and I’ll whine if I want to!..
Whine if I want to.. whine if I want to 😦 …
You would whine to, if out of nomination you were screwed!…..

Oooohhhh….. 😦 (repeat thru 2020)

ONLY SOCIALIST CHUMPS GIVE UP THE NOMINATION & THEIR MICROPHONE 😦

JUNE 16, 2015

JUNE 16, 2017

“TURN THE PAGE” – on the Obama orchestrated ‘Destroy Trump Campaign’
(music by Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band)

INTRO SAX…..

On a wrong & desperate story…
Feast & chokin’ on…
You can listen to their drivel,
Moanin’ out that fake news song…
They don’t think about the conman, (Obamacon)
Or the crooked girl we knew the year before…..

Haters, their thoughts will soon be simmerin’…
They way they always do…
When they’re whinin’ 24 hours,
& there’s nothin’ much more to lose… 😦
They don’t feel much like compromisin’…
They just wish that Trump was through (impeached)…..

See, & hear them scam…
On their low-rated shows again…

There Jake Tapper rants…

Chokin’ back his rage… 😦

There Morning Joe goes…
Playin’ tin-foil-hat star again…
There Americans go (on these lyin’ mediamite crackpot vermin)

TURN THE PAGE!….. 🙂

(BERNIE BERNOUTS & CROOKED HILLARY CUPCAKES):
Well we walk into a restaurant,
That our protest has blocked access from the road…
& we feel the “deplorables” eyes upon us,
As we wear our ‘BlackLivesMatter’ tees loud & bold…
We pretend the police keep botherin’ us,
So we’re justified to explode…. (& riot, violence, destroy etc)

Most times we shut down their free-speech talk,
Other times just rant…
Against the same old cliche,
Is that a woman or a Bruce Jenner man??
& we always bus in large numbers,
They don’t dare make a stand…..

Here we stand (trespassing/law breaking)…
Blockin’ roads again…
There we grandstand (riot)…
Shouting down conservative speakers on stage…
Here we go…
Playin’ deadbeat stars again… (‘Shakespeare In Park’ W/ LOST SPONSORS) 🙂
To marginalized we go…
Bernin’ with rage! 😦 …..

(PREZ TRUMP):
I been out there in the spotlight,
Inspiring millions, blew CrookedHillary away 🙂
Every ounce of energy,
To Make America Great to stay! 🙂
As success (product) pours out our borders,
Like our business, that now stays 🙂 ….

Later in my first term,
As promises kept, like I said…
With the echoes from the fool naysayers,
Ringin’ from their exploded heads…
I stroke the day’s last tweet & jest,
Rememberin’ what Dems said…. 🙂

Ah, here I am…
Goin’ bold again…
There I am…
Raisin’ American up on world stage…
Here I go…
Makin’ us stars again 🙂 …
There we go (on the lyin’ ‘resist/obstructionist’ crackpot vermin)…
TURN THE PAGE! 🙂

Ah, here I stand…
Proud & bold, defend!…
There I am…
America up on center-stage!…
Here we go…
Leading far again….

Watch critics go….
(to the woods, to jail, to Venezuela, Europe, Russia &/or Jupiter) 😦

Here USA goes….
(to ‘peace thru strength’, economic superpower, defender of Liberty & Freedom, soaring SOL, beacon of hope) 🙂

“WHEN WE WERE ALONE NOW #IWasSoScared&Uncomfortable!

(music by Tommy James & The Shondells)

INTRO BEATdown……..

(HOMEY COMEY): “Don’t leave me alone with Trump!”

Donald behave….

That’s what I said when we’re together..

& watch what you say….

I may misunderstand..

& so I was,

Writing just as fast as I can (memo)…

Staying out of reach of his little hands!…

Now tryin’ to weasel away, into the spotlight.. (’cause I’m a grandstander)

& now I’ll testify he put his arm around me and said let Flynn (investigation) crumble to the ground,
Make go away..

(CHORUS):

When we were alone now…

There didn’t seem to be any obstruction around (my previous testimony)…

I don’t wanna be alone with him now… (I told Jeff Sessions)

No meetings, I want no part of if no one’s around……

He’s not in play….
He didn’t side with what Russia doin’..
(I told him 3X he was not under investigation)..

“Obstruction”, I cannot say….

‘Cause now if I do..

I’d be so screwed (arrested for perjury 😦
(May testimony: I had never been told to stop for political reason)

& so I was,
Writing just as fast as I can (memo)…
Staying out of reach of his little hands!…
Tryin’ to weasel away, into the spotlight (’cause I’m a grandstander) 🙂

& now I’ll testify he put his arm around me and said let Flynn (investigation) crumble to the ground,
Make go away..

(CHORUS):
When we were alone now…
There didn’t seem to be any obstruction around (per my previous testimony)…
I DON’T WANNA BE ALONE WITH HIM NOW!… (I cried to Jeff Sessions) 😦
No meetings, I want no part of if no one’s around……

(I’m all alone now) 😦
Repeat Whining Chorus/Testimony….

“GUESS I DIDN’T HAVE THE COURAGE TO STAND UP TO TRUMP” 😦

“MOVE IT ON OVER” #ObamaWeaknessOver!
(music by George Thorogood & the Destroyers)

I got in last fall, all those swing-state wins 🙂
That base of mine, a wouldn’t let ‘shrHill’ in..
So MOVE IT ON OVER!…
Obama weakness over…
Move over little dog,
The mean old dog is movin’ in!….

Obama told me not to mess his legacy around..
But I done struck his bad deals all down.. (Iran, Paris, Pipelines etc) 🙂
MOVE IT ON OVER!…
Obama weakness over…
Move over lame dog,
The BIG WIN dog is movin’ in!….

I changed the locks on the White House doors..
Now lobbyist’s keys a won’t fit no more..
MOVE IT ON OVER!…
Obama weakness over…
Move over lap dog,
The mean old dog is movin’ in!….

‘LONESOME GEORGE’ SLIDE-GUITAR 🙂 ….

I threw ‘illegals’ out, just as many as I please..
Pretty soon (from sanctuary cities), I’ll be hearin’ funding pleas 😦
MOVE IT ON OVER!…
Border slidin’ all over…
Move over cheatin’ dogs,
The mean old dog is movin’ in!….

“PACK YOUR SHIT” GUITAR 🙂 …

Yeah, listen to me Hillary Dog, before you start to whine.. 😦
Losin’ side’s yours, & winning side’s mine 🙂 (306 electoral votes)
So MOVE IT ON OVER!…
Clinton crime spree over…
Move over dirty dog,
The big old dog is movin’ in!….

“LOCK HER UP” GUITAR 🙂 …

“BAROCK BUGGED US” GUITAR 🙂 …

Yeah, I changed the lock on the pressroom door..
Now media pinhead sleaze won’t get questions no more 🙂
MOVE IT ON OVER!…
MY TWEETIN’s NEVER OVER 🙂
Move over ankle-bitin’ dogs,
The big old dog is movin’ in!….

“I REPRESENT PITTSBURGH, NOT PARIS!”

MOVE IT ON OVER!…

MOVE IT ON OVER!…

MOVE IT ON OVER!…

Gotcha Barock legacy over…

Move over fool dog,
THIS HOT DOG’s, MOVIN’ IN! 🙂

“T.D.S.” (Trump Derangement Syndrome)
(music by AC/DC)

INTRO MALCOLM GUITAR RIFF 🙂 …..
(Buttercups trying to breathe on election night):
Oi.. oi.. oi.. oi.. oi.. oi.. oi.. oi.. oi.. oi.. oi.. oi.. oi.. oi.. oi..

See them cry out, curse & protest,

On your, hi-def tv screen..

Out for all the sick attention they can get,
Demrats know what I mean..
Snowflakes to the left of me,
Cupcakes to the right..
For Trump they gun,
Out their long knives..
‘Russian wet dreams’ each night!…..

‘Cause it’s,
T.D.S.
It’s snowflake fright 😦
T.D.S.
They melt at Trump sight!
T.D.S.
They all coward phobes..
T.D.S.
Watch heads explode!….. 🙂

Fight dirty, demean, mighty fake schemes..
Trump’s a targeted man.. (by deep-state-dipshits)
Truth is public enemy #1,
Undermine’s the plan..
Wanna lock up his daughter,
Lock up his wife,
Jared opened Russian back doors,
Trump’s been a traitor/criminal all his life 😦
Bring Hillary back to town.. (Bigfoot doesn’t want her anyways in his woods)
1st-Dude wants to mess around 🙂 …..

‘Cause it’s
T.D.S.
It’s Liberal fright 😦
T.D.S.
They assault Trump supporters on sight!
T.D.S.
They all coward phobes..
T.D.S.
Watch heads explode!….. (on CNN daily) 🙂

ANGUS GUITAR! 🙂

T.D.S. (fake news noise.. noise.. noise..)

T.D.S. (safe space toys.. toys.. toys..)

T.D.S. (private property destroy.. destroy.. destroy..)

T.D.S. (Alinsky tactics employ.. employ.. employ..)

T.D.S.
Whining ‘media-mites’..

T.D.S.
Riots & anarchy incite!

T.D.S.
They all coward phobes..

T.D.S.
Watch their pinheads (on PMSNBC) explode! 🙂

“GIRL, DON’T GO AWAY MAD” #CrookedGirlJustGoAway!
(music by Motley Crue)

INTRO GUITAR / KEYBOARD……

Ooooo….. yeah yeah yeah yeeaaah…..

2-Time! (LOSER)…..

Oooh ooh….

She should hike away… (deep into the woods)
Run down by ‘Trump Train’ 🙂
Board a rocketship (with Cher), into outer space… (to Jupiter)
Nothin’ left to ruin..
Too many things Podesta said.. (see WikiLeaks – “Hillary has terrible instincts”)
To ever make snowflakes feel, like “I’M WITH HER” did 😦
With Hill no change..

Dirty stash, dirty ways..
Yeah, she blamed it on ev’rything..
Should blame her lame campaign..
Trump knew it all along..
He’s glad to tweet her wrongs 🙂
To ‘crooked’ to run our gov..
Ev’ryone but CNN, knew it all along…..

(CHORUS):

Turned out alright.. (for TRUMP-NATION)
Went OK.. 🙂
Now she’s walkin’ through the woods..
Selfie smilin’ with snowflakes..
Exit stage right..
Bye bye’s okay..
Even BigFoot says GO AWAY!…..

Huma called today..
Weiner locked away..
Bill’s been chasin’ tail all night..
Hill’s still cursin’ Comey all day 😦 …
She said she wouldn’t of crashed..
If election held earlier by a few days..
She told us she’s now “resisting”..
But not on a bus, or at Chipotle….

(CHORUS):
Turned out alright.. (for TRUMP-NATION)
Went OK.. 🙂
Like a spoiled kid, ‘her gov’ (her turn).. (“don’t you want to see a woman president!”)
Cryin’ cupcakes can’t find their way 😦
Joy Behar’s not alright 😦 ..
Katy Perry’s not ok 😦 ..
Held her crown in her hands (up big in biased polls :))
Took a fall (lost a shoe), it slipped away…
She’s never right!.. (record of spectacular Failure)
No way ok.. 😦
Now she’s walkin’ through deep woods..
Selfie smilin’ with snowflakes..
Now alright…
Trump turned the page 🙂 (ripped it out & bleached it!)
& remember what ‘swing-states’ say girl,
& it goes this way, yeah:

Girl, don’t go away mad 😦 ..
Crooked girl, JUST GO AWAY!…
Girl, don’t go away mad 😦 ..
Crooked girl, JUST GO AWAY!…
There Weiner blows!….

MICK MARS GUITAR 🙂 …

Just go away hag!…

Donna Brazile put debate questions in play!…

C’mon girl!..

Wooooo!..

Oooooww..

C’mon Hill baby!..

Oooooww..

Buttercups say: ONE! MORE! TIME! (2020 3X LOSER) 🙂

Girl, don’t go away mad 😦 .. (snowflakes want you to stay)

Girl, don’t go away….. (pleeeeease don’t leave us) 😦

Girl, don’t go away mad 😦 .. (Sasquatch don’t want you to stay)

CrookedGirl, JUST GO AWAY! (get the fuck outta my woods!)

Girl, don’t go away mad 😦 .. (don’t you slip off that curb)

CrookedGirl, JUST GO AWAY! yeah..

SwingStates say: girl, don’t go away mad 😦 ..

CrookedGirl, JUST GO AWAY!…

Girl!.. don’t go away mad 😦 ..

CookedGirl, JUST GO AWAY!….

yeah,
Pathetic girl, don’t go away mad…. 😦

Wooo!
CrookedGirl, JUST! GO! AWAAAAYY!……