“WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!” #FakeNewsAwardAll-Stars
“WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!” #FakeNewsAwardAll-Stars
(music by Queen)
We make fake news…
Time after time…
We spinning each sentence…
Insinuated high crimes….
& faux mistakes…
We’ve made a few… (retractions)
We’ve had our share, of truth kicked back in our face,
Now Trump’s givin’ us our due!….
(and awards could go on and on and on and on!)….
We… are the champions.. my fake news friends…
& we’ll… keep on lyin’.. til’ our end…
We are the champions…
We!.. are the Fake News Champions!
Our cred is the loser,
‘Cause we are the champions.. of the fake news world!…….
We’ve stepped in it now…
Bout’ Trump’s certain fall… (Russian Fiasco)
We brought defame and made a fortune, and the high snowflake ratings that goes with it, 🙂
We’ve misled you all…..
But The View ladies would’ve preferred a bouquet of roses…
Don Lemon, a Caribbean cruise… (to the shitholes!)
We consider it a badge of honor for sure,
To bottom we race!
& Paul Krugman ain’t gonna lose!…. (#1 FNA)
(CNN: “and our award wins will go on and on and on and on!)…..
We… are the champions.. my fake news friends…
(BRIAN MAY GUITAR RIFF) 🙂
& we’ll… keep on lyin’.. til’ our end…
We are the champions…
We!.. are the Fake News Champions!…
Our cred is the loser,
‘Cause we are the champions… of the fake news world! 🙂 …..
(REPEAT BS CHORUS)
Publius Prime 