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“EVERYBODY WANTS YOU” #WhatMattLauerToldhimselfInTheMirrorFor20YearsAt’TodayShow’

by on December 4, 2017

“EVERYBODY WANTS YOU” #WhatMattLauerToldHimselfInTheMirrorFor20YearsAt’TodayShow’

(music by Billy Squier)

INTRO GUITAR RIFF ๐ŸŽธ (Matty revinin’ up in pre-show wardrobe) ๐Ÿ™‚

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You keep on grabbin’ on ’em every night..(before/during/after Today Show)

Strong on attention, they all for you, no oversight ๐Ÿ˜˜ …
Uuumm…

You big in news business, you treat ’em like whores..

They make you breathless, Katie’s ass you pinched it a lot before ๐Ÿ˜› …

Reach around & down, all the time call ’em “hon”,

You dropped your pants down, say – “now do me, it’s fun” ๐Ÿ˜œ

Never miss ‘a play’, yeah you made quite a few..

You horny all ‘Today’!…

Everybody wants you! ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘„

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You craved attention, (during commercial breaks) “what da ya say Ho?”

Show your affections, “any way Savannah blows??”

You always faked it, you’re a perv behind the scene..

You sent Ann Curry sex toys, rubbers, and Hustler magazines ๐Ÿ˜›

Ooohh…

Oogle with your eyes ๐Ÿ‘€ on the set & ev’rywhere else…
They never realized, you were touching yourself ๐Ÿ™‚

The things so obscene, makin’ headline news…

You never let ’em be!…
’cause, EVERYBODY WANTS YOU ๐Ÿ™‚ ….

Everybody knows you!…

(“I’m sooo popular”)

Everybody owes you!….

(“sexual favors”)

Everybody tease you!..
Dirty deed you!..
Please you! ๐Ÿ™‚ …..

Uuummm….

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