“EVERYBODY WANTS YOU” #WhatMattLauerToldhimselfInTheMirrorFor20YearsAt’TodayShow’
“EVERYBODY WANTS YOU” #WhatMattLauerToldHimselfInTheMirrorFor20YearsAt’TodayShow’
(music by Billy Squier)
INTRO GUITAR RIFF 🎸 (Matty revinin’ up in pre-show wardrobe) 🙂
You keep on grabbin’ on ’em every night..(before/during/after Today Show)
Strong on attention, they all for you, no oversight 😘 …
Uuumm…
You big in news business, you treat ’em like whores..
They make you breathless, Katie’s ass you pinched it a lot before 😛 …
Reach around & down, all the time call ’em “hon”,
You dropped your pants down, say – “now do me, it’s fun” 😜
Never miss ‘a play’, yeah you made quite a few..
You horny all ‘Today’!…
Everybody wants you! 🤷🏻♂️ 👄
You craved attention, (during commercial breaks) “what da ya say Ho?”
Show your affections, “any way Savannah blows??”
You always faked it, you’re a perv behind the scene..
You sent Ann Curry sex toys, rubbers, and Hustler magazines 😛
Ooohh…
Oogle with your eyes 👀 on the set & ev’rywhere else…
They never realized, you were touching yourself 🙂
The things so obscene, makin’ headline news…
You never let ’em be!…
’cause, EVERYBODY WANTS YOU 🙂 ….
Everybody knows you!…
(“I’m sooo popular”)
Everybody owes you!….
(“sexual favors”)
Everybody tease you!..
Dirty deed you!..
Please you! 🙂 …..
Uuummm….
Publius Prime 