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Joke of the Year

by on July 6, 2017

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him, “Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.”

He yelled back, “Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who is not even an American.”

So, I said, “Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!”

He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!”

And there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

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