“When a president can pick and choose which laws to follow and which to ignore, he is no longer a president.”
Cruz: Obama ‘Lawlessness’ Marks His Imperial Presidency
THE-TRUTH-IS-OUT-THERE (Obama Files)
“BIG GOV”
(music by AC/DC)
Barock ‘BIG-GOV’ Obama governs without a ‘SMIDGEN’ of Truth or Honor”
Joe ‘Bozo’ Biden: “I promise you, ‘Barock-BigGov’ has a BI……..G Stick!”
Intro ANGUS GUITAR! π ….
‘O’!..
Yeeeaaah!….
‘O’!..
Rippin’ on Talk-Radio…
Blamin’ FOXNews TV…
Kenyan born man..
Transformin’ what he can…
‘Lootout’, redistribute scheme….
Rippin’ Constitution up…
& knockin’ Rights down…
Livin’ out a fantasy π …
There’s a con-man..
Cruisin’ around…
In a Big-Black-Campaign-Machine….
Republicans wrong…
Democrats right…
Criticize his ways..
You’re put in his IRS sights!! π¦
BIG GOV!….
BIG GOV!…. # 1….
BIG GOV!….
‘BigGov’ tax the hell out of you!….. π¦
“Demagoginator”..
Excuse Maker…
Yuckin’ it up with Hollywood…
A ‘fake’ with jive..
Loves to demonize…
Spoutin’ off Obamacare’s good….
Low Info’s ain’t wise..
& he’ll hypnotize..
Propagandize you…
Certified..
‘LadyLiberty’ killer..
Prayed with RevWright the Looney-Tune…
With Debt, saddles you up.. π¦
With Regs, ties you down.. π¦
better look out…
His NSA is around!! π¦
BIG GOV!….
BIG GOV…. # 1….
BIG GOV!….
‘BigGov’ tax the hell out of you!…yeah π¦
(break ya down!) π
ANGUS GUITAR! π ……
BIG GOV!….
BIG GOV!…. # 1….
mmmmmm…mmm…
oooooohhh…’O’!…
yeeeaahh…yeah!….
mmm… pot π pot π pot π pot π pot π pot π
BIG GOV!….
he’s ‘The One’….
BIG GOV!….
thinks he’s # 1….
BIG GOV!….
a ‘load’ & a crock….
BIG GOV!….
Rot.. Rot.. Rot!….
got BIG GOV!….
A “Uniter” he’s not….
BIG GOV!….
give it.. give pot a shot π
Demagoginator!….
Excuse Maker!….
Over-Regulator!….
gonna target you sooner or later! π¦
GUITAR π ….
‘BigGov’ tax the hell out of you!!!…..
“RECOVERY SUMMER”
(music by Don Henley)
BAROCK: “I guess ‘shove-ready’ wasn’t so ‘shovel-ready’ after all.. ha ha ha”….
Intro DRUMS, KEYS & GUITAR π …
Joe Biden on da road…
Obama on da beach…
I feel it in the air…
Another ‘recovery’ out of reach π¦ …
Empty claim.. ‘Empty Suits’..
Solyndra shuts down on loan…
“weatherize your house”..
Keep the heat low, even when you’re home! π¦ …
(CHORUS):
I can hear you…
Your prompter shinin’ in the sun…
Ya got your chin tipped back and a..
No flag-pin on, Barry…
I can tell you roads & bridges still won’t be done…
After ‘Recovery Summer’ is gone π¦ ……
I never will forget those sound-bites…
You made it sound like a dream π ..
Remember, we’d create ‘green jobs’ like crazy…
Remember, all those ‘shovel-ready project’ schemes…
Low-Info’s still don’t understand..
What happened to your gov??…
But Biden’s gonna keep drivin’ back…
Gonna show us what ‘snow-cones & ‘push-up pops’ are made of π …
(CHORUS):
I can hear you…
Your prompter shinin’ in the sun…
I see an economy growin’ real slow…
Laying off everyone, Barry π¦ …
I can tell you unemployment lines still real long….
After ‘Recovery Summer’ is gone π¦ …….
GUITAR π ….
(2014):
Out on the road today,
I saw a “NO BO” sticker on a flagman’s hat…
A little whining voice inside my head said:
“You didn’t build that.. you can never build that”..
Thought you knew what gov was..
What did you know?? π¦
Stimulus is gone forever…
& we got nothin’ to show!.. but..
I can hear you…
Your prompter shinin’ in the sun…
Ya got your sales-pitch down &…
Talk-Radio off, Barry…
I can tell you blocking the ‘Keystone Pipeline’ is wrong…
After ‘Recovery Summer’ is gone π¦ …
I can hear you…
Your prompter shinin’ in the sun…
Ya got your chin tipped back & those..
Golf shorts already on, Barry…
I can tell you roads & bridges still won’t be done…
After MANY ‘Recovery Summers’ are gone π¦ ……
(repeat…. ‘endless summer vacation’) π¦
The arts and crafts business Hobby Lobby filed a Supreme Court brief Monday asking that its owners be protected from violating their religious beliefs by complying with the ObamaCare contraception mandate.
The mission statement for Hobby Lobby Stores, Inc. is an unabashed nod to the founders’ faith: “Honoring the Lord in all we do by operating the company in a manner consistent with Biblical principles.”
At the Supreme Court Monday, the Becket Fund for Religious Freedom, which is representing Hobby Lobby, filed a brief asking the Greens be protected from having to violate their religious beliefs or face large fines.Company president Steve Green, son of founder David Green, said in an interview with Fox News that means a refusal to comply with the Department of Health and Human Services’ contraception mandate stemming from the Affordable Care Act.
According to the Becket Fund, the brief calls the mandate “one of the most straightforward violations β¦ this Court is likely to see” of a 1993 law preserving the free exercise of faith.”
A Supreme Court brief filed by the federal government last month argues that the Greensβ individual religious beliefs cannot be transferred to the business entity it owns and controls. The case will be argued at the Supreme Court on March 25th, with an opinion due from the Justices by the end of June.
Said Paul: βThe Democrats can’t say, ‘We’re the great defenders of women’s rights in the workplace and we will defend you against some kind of abusive boss that uses their position of authority to take advantage of a young women’ when the leader of their party, the leading fundraiser in the country, is Bill Clinton, who was a perpetrator of that kind of sexual harassment. Anybody who wants to take money from Bill Clinton or have a fundraiser has a lot of explaining to do.β
Ha ha! Bill is a perv and a predator! Give back the cash, Bill!
Just shameful! The US tax code is so convoluted that it appears the government is doing us a favor by permitting us to keep some of our money.
“EDGE OF DEPENDENCY”
(Music by Stevie Nicks)
INTRO Waddy Wachtel GUITAR π ……….
Just like Alinsky gov…
It’s the song Obama’s singin’…
(rules.. rules.. Rads..)
Just overwhelming gov…
It’s the song Obama’s singin’…
(rules, Barry.. rules.. for Rads)
And full-time jobs go bye π¦
Just as planned… LPR spin…
Caught in the web, nothing your own…
Ask permission again π¦
Set to depend… Liberty stopped…
Nothin’ else matters…..
He was no more… (he was no more)
Than a slick slogan…
Well he.. seemed empty hearted…
Somethin’ phony about him….
From the moment… that we first laid…
Eyes… on… him…
Should’ve known we were on the EDGE OF….
DEPENDENCY! π¦ ….
Just like Alinsky gov…
It’s the song Obama’s singin’…
(rules, Barry.. rules.. for Rads)
Just overwhelming gov…
It’s the song Obama’s singin’…
(your rules, Barry.. rules.. for Rads)
Well they occupied today…
Maybe they will trespass again… tomorrow….
“YES WE CAN!”…
’cause the 1%er’s there…
Well their greed was… hauntingly.. familiar!….
When he sees you doing… what he’d rather do for you…
With the.. words from a prompter..
& the.. voices from the Low-Info choir..
& a subsidy…..
Nothin’ else matters….
Just like Alinsky gov…
It’s the song Obama’s singin’…
(rules, Barry.. rules.. for Rads)
Just overwhelming gov…
It’s the song Obama’s singin’…
(your rules, Barry.. rules.. for rads)
The ‘takers’!…. always expect it… when freebies rain….
& Dependency… encourages others….
Dependency… “Cope and Blame”….
So!…. goes the slow…. graceless roll….out & delay….
Obamacare goes forth… with decay… and ‘Disincentive’… to achieve…
On the EDGE OF…. DEPENDEN….CY!…..
‘O’ooooooooo………….yeaaah!…..
GUITAR! π ……..
Just like Alinsky gov…
It’s the song Obama’s singin’…
(rules, Barry.. rules.. for Rads)
Just overwhelming gov..
It’s the song Obama’s singin’…
(rules, Barry.. rules.. for Rads)
Well then suddenly….
There was no U.S.A.
Left standin’ proud & tall….. π¦
Yeah, yeah!.. in a flood of tears…
Like Low-Info’s really never cherished Liberty at all!!…
Well I went searchin’ for an answer…
A ‘PISSED OFF PATRIOT’ STANDIN’ TALL!!…
Congress had no answers…
But the TeaParty heard the call…
Of our Founders!……
Sayin’, “not too late.. not too late.. NOT OUR FATE!”….
Just like Alinsky gov…
It’s the song Obama’s singin’…
(rules, Barry.. rules.. for Rads)
Just overwhelming gov…
It’s the song Obama’s singin’…
(your rules, Barry.. rules.. for Rads)
Well they sleep-in!…. (sleep-in)
In the mornin’ π … (ev’ry mornin’)
& they’re home well!.. (home soon)
Before nightfall… π (choom all nighttime) π
All the time…
To care for you…
Is to be… able… to rear you…..
BigGov! π¦ ….
IN A FEW YEARS RULER OVER YOU π¦ …
In a few years Rulers over you!….. (BigGov)
Just like Alinsky gov…
It’s the song Obama’s singin’…
(rules Barry.. rules.. for Rads)
Just overwhelming gov…
It’s the song Obama’s singin’!… π¦
UNDO!.. UNDO!.. Let’s UNDO! π
(VOTE ‘CONSERVATIVE / AMERICAN’ 2014.. 2016) 2024!!!
Jon Wellinghoff, who was chairman of the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission when the shooting took place, said that attack was clearly executed by well-trained individuals seeking to do significant damage to the area, and he fears it was a test run for an even larger assault.
“It would not be that hard to bring down the entire region west of the Rockies if you, in fact, had a coordinated attack like this against a number of substations,” Wellinghoff said Thursday. “This [shooting] event shows there are people out there capable of such an attack.”
Wellinghoff’s warning about the incident at PG&E’s Metcalf substation was reported this week by the Wall Street Journal, expanding on a December report by Foreign Policy magazine.
FBI officials said they are taking the shooting very seriously.
“Based on the information we have right now, we don’t believe it’s related to terrorism,” said Peter Lee, an FBI spokesman in San Francisco. But, he added, “Until we understand the motives, we won’t be 100% sure it’s not terrorism.”
Months after the shooting, the bureau has named no suspects.
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-grid-terror-20140207,0,5892405.story#axzz2sh9s0ytc
James Carville joining Fox News as contributor
“MY WAY”
(music by Frank Sinatra)
(Barock “future FOXNews anchor” Obama):
And now… dependence is near π …
And yes my face… on Rushmore is certain π …
Comrades… “Let me be clear”…
I’ll state my case.. ‘transformation’ certain…
I’ve lived… a life of fraud…
I repaired each…Β bridge &Β highway…
& more… much more ‘stimulus’…
I DID IT, MY WAY π …….
Regrets… I just don’t do…
But then again… maybe ‘skeet-shooting’ more attention??…
I did… what I had to do…
Rammed things through… with crony exemptions…
I plotted… targeted Teaparty of course…
Covered-up each step… Lois Lerner hit the highway…
And more… did much more than this…
I DID IT, MY… WAY! π ……
Yes… there were many times… I made FOXNews…
When I bit off… more than I could chew…
(OBAMACARE) π¦
But through it all!…. with your ‘plans’ in doubt!….
I covered it up!…
(“IF YOU LIKE YOUR PLAN.. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PLAN”)
& threw millions out!…..
I denied it all!…. & I stood tall!….
& DID IT MY!…….. WAY!……… π
I’ve golfed… I’ve blamed & lied…
I’ve had my vacation fill π … ‘fair share’ of lounging…
And now… as fears intensify…
I find it all… so pleasing…
To think… I blew all your cash…
And may I say… not in a humble way…
Oh yes… Oh it’s all about me…
I DID IT, MY.. WAY!….. π
Oh what a plan!…. redistribute all you got….
Spread the wealth… ‘Joe the Plumber’ I’m not!….
To say these things!…. I truly feel!….
Teleprompt the words!….. I’m the one who goes abroad & kneels!….
My record shows!…. I gave many ‘bows’!….
& DID IT, MY!………
WAY!……. π
yes…… the ‘3AM phone’ just rings, all….. day……… π¦
“FOX CRY-BABY” (wah wah! wah wah!)
(music by Jimi Hendrix)
TRANSCRIPT – Bill O’Really FOX News / POTUS ‘SuperBowl Interview’:
Intro JIMI GUITAR! π …
fox lies…
bo cries…
(Bill):
A you say we’re a, rude little, trouble-makers… ha
(fox lies) π¦
& you say we’re a, crude little, ball-breakers… huh
(bo cries) π¦
(Barock):
I wanna shut ya down… uh uh yeah
Unfair, you do me harm… π¦ yes, poll harm π¦
Ya got me with all lies.. all lies…
(Chorus – AMERICANS):
‘O’oo!..
FOX CRY-BABY!… wah wah! π¦ wah wah wah! π¦ … yeah
GUITAR! π
(fox lies) π¦
(bo cries) π¦
(Bill):
Now a, we see you, do nothing in Benghazi??!!…
(fox lies) π¦
Obamacare makes us, wanna, get on air & scream!!…
(bo cries) π¦
(Barock):
aaahh teabaggers listen now,
You’ve corrupted enough bitter-clinger minds…
I’m gonna try ‘n censor your, on-air time…
Ya got me defined with lies.. all lies…
(Chorus – AMERICANS):
FOX CRY-BABY!… wah wah! π¦ wah wah! π¦ …
WE AIN’T DUMB!
JIMI GUITAR! π ……
(Barock):
yeah!
I’m gonna shut ya’s down!… haha
Hannity always doin’ me harm… π¦ yes
Media’s got to be all mine… All Mine!
(Chorus – AMERICANS):
FOX CRY-BABY!……
here he comes Barry…
O’Really’s comin’ to interrogate ya! π
WaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHH!!…… π¦
FOX CRY-BABY!…….yeah yeah
ya blame so good!…….
(fox lies) π¦ …
(bo cries) π¦ …
(fox lies) π¦ … oh yeah
(bo cries) π¦ …
(fox lies) π¦ …
(bo cries) π¦ … wah π¦ wah
(O’Really): The folks want the truth…
(Barry): There hasn’t been even a ‘smidgen’ of corruption (how dare you Bill!)
(O’Really): I’m a ‘folk’ too & I demand the truth…
(Barry): aaaaahhh…. there have been ‘multiple hearings’ now Bill…
(Americans): how about having ‘multiple’ IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS!
“A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION” (a lot more ‘Transformation!’)
(music by ELVIS)
2014 – Obama’s “YEAR OF ACTION!”….
Intro GUITAR π … DRUMS π … & ‘BARRY-GROOVE’ π ……
(Barry):
A little less conversation.. a little more action.. ya’ll see
All FOX aggravation ain’t satisfactionin’ me π¦
A little more oversight, a little less self-spark..
A little less ‘Rights’, a little more to rip apart! π
Closin’ my mouth and strokin’ with my ‘pen’, Barry’ll satisfy thee..
I’ll satisfy thee…. π
‘BARRY-GROOVE’ π …
Low-Info’s, close your eyes & listen to my rhetoric, oozin’ through & meant to please π
It’s a grueling fight & I can show you how to abuse it, if you come along with me…
A little less conversation.. a little more ‘executive’ action.. ya’ll see
All FOX aggravation ain’t satisfactionin’ me π¦
A little more oversight, a little less self-spark..
A little less ‘Rights’, a little more to rip apart! π
Closin’ my mouth and strokin’ with my ‘pen’, Barry’ll satisfy thee..
I’ll satisfy ME!…
Come on Boehner I’m tired of talkin’….
Grab my coattails, let’s start the ‘undocumented’ walkin’….
come on.. come on.. (come on come on)
come on.. come on.. (come on come on)
come on.. come on.. (come on come on)
(aaaaahhhhh)…….
Don’t fluctuate..
Lord knows ya can’t articulate..
John it’s gettin’ late..
Don’t get upset when I put ya down!…. yeah!
A little less conversation!.. a little more ‘executive’ action!..
All this talk-radio aggravation ain’t satisfactionin’ me! π¦
A little more over sight, a little less self-spark..
A little less ‘Rights’, ALOT more to rip apart! π
Closin’ my mouth and strokin’ with my ‘pen’, Barry’ll satisfy thee..
Satisfy zombies π …..
‘BARRY-GROOVE’
Come on Boehner I’m tired of talkin’….
Grab my coattails, let’s start the ‘undocumented’ walkin’….
come on.. come on.. (come on come on)
come on.. come on.. (come on come on)
come on.. come on.. (come on come on)
(aaaaahhhhh)……..
Don’t fluctuate..
Lord knows ya can’t articulate..
John it’s gettin’ late..
Don’t get upset when I put ya down!…. yeah!
A little more Transformation! π a little more ‘occupy’ action! π
All FOX aggravation ain’t satisfactionin’ me! π¦
Lots more oversight! lots less self-start..
Lot less ‘Rights’ π Constitution ripped apart! π
Closin’ my mouth and usin’ my ‘phone’, Barry’s gonna control thee! π
I will control thee! π
‘BARRY-GROOVE’ π ……..
“SCOTTY DONE GOOD”
(music by Chuck Berry)
DEDICATION: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker & his BILLION DOLLAR BUDGET SURPLUS!
Intro CHUCK GUITAR LICK! π
Way up in Madison, inside the Dem machine..
He said we’re gonna try, my conservative scheme..
We could be havin’ lots of growth just like we should..
Show the country the joy, of when an economy’s good π
He never ever yearned to over-hype or sell..
But he can balance a budget, just like a ringin’ a bell!
(CHORUS)
Grow! Grow!..
grow economy grow… grow!..
grow economy grow… grow!..
grow economy grow… grow!..
Growth for all to see… grow!…..
Scotty Done Good! π
He used to say tax cuts go far, & will bring jobs back..
And sat in the StateHouse while Union thugs attacked..
Oh, Dem legislators mocked him, said support would fade..
Went runnin’ to their hideout down Illinois way..
Obama passin’ by said, don’t stop the hate..
Oh, I’ll put my comfy shoes on & come out ‘n play! π
Grow! Grow!
grow economy grow… grow!..
grow economy grow… grow!..
grow economy grow… grow!..
Growth for all to see… grow!..
Scotty Done Good! π
GUITAR! π …
Tried to ‘recall’ him one day & force their demands..
But with this fearless leader, success was at hand π
Many taxpayers voted to keep him around..
To enjoy a budget surplus & keep tax rates down π
Maybe someday, his name will reach national heights,
sayin’, Scotty Done Good alright!..
Grow! Grow!…
grow economy grow!…
No No No overspending No!…
Reform reform reform public sector reform!…
grow grow grow JOBS grow!…
Grow!….
Scotty Done Good! π
Where are all those diapered Union thugs???
Did Obama ever save the day in his comfy shoes???
Are those Democrat weasels still hiding in hotels across the state-line???
LOL!!! π
How Scott Walker and the conservatives saved Wisconsin. America, take note β Telegraph Blogs
There was a time when Wisconsin was headline news. You must remember the story? Wisconsinites elected some caveman called Scott Walker as their governor on a platform of drowning government in the bath. He wanted to reform the unions and bring spending under control β and the public sector came out onto the streets to […]
Remember all those Union Cry Babies???…
Remember those weasel Democrat legislators hiding out in hotel rooms across the state-line???…
LMAO! π
PRE – SOTU:
“The Unknown Teleprompter” being loaded…
“aahh damn!.. I gotta spew this bullshit again??!!” π¦
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PRE – SOTU:
Barry laying out his “suit & tie”…
“aaaaaahh….. time to go with my aaaaaahh…. Che Guevara tie!” π
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“OH…BAMA”
(music by Ritchie Valens)
Ooooh…..ba…ma….
Ooooh…..ba…ma….
Ooooh…..ba…ma….
Ooooh…..ba…ma….
A gift to the world…
Barry used to be his name…
Worships Alinsky…
Wants us to do the same…
‘Cause BigGov.. is his world…
‘Bama, oh just can’t let the TeaParty be…
“What Liberty??”…
3 years ’til you’re gone…
Biden left all alone…
All by himself…
To giggle π & moan π¦
‘Cause BigGov.. was his world…
JoeBlow, don’t enter any spelling-bees…
Go Away Please!…
(Chris Matthews):
Well darlin!…
Now that you’re gone….
I don’t know.. what news I’ll do….
Oooh tinglin’ all the time π
Was my Love… for.. you-o-o!…..
A gift to the world…
Barry used to be his name…
Worships Alinsky…
Wants all to do the same…
‘Cause BigGov.. is his world…
‘Bama, with ‘executive action’ he’ll oversee…
& on the golf course he’ll be π
Ooooh…..ba…ma….
Ooooh…..ba…ma….
Ooooh…..ba…ma….
Ooooh…..ba…ma….
Key judicial decision to come. If the government gets the greenlight to trample your freedom of worship, there’s no telling how bad things can get. The floodgates will be unleashed for more ‘we have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it’ violations of our freedom.
“NEXT LIAR IN LINE”
(music by Guns-N’-Roses)
DEDICATION: Barry to Hillary – passing of the “FAUX-LEADER-TORCH”
SLASH INTRO GUITAR! π ….
She’s in denial, and it seems to me..
Disqualifies her from, twenty-sixteen..
Where Benghazi, was a mess, and Americans died…died..died.. π¦
Now constantly, we’re gonna see her face..
She campaigns away, indifferent to that place..
& negligent for so long…
It finally broke down, terrorized….
Oh!… oh oh..
Next Liar In Line…..
Oh.. oh oh oh..
Next phony in line….. π¦
She tells lies, of the deepest kind..
As her only, thought is fame..
When you look into those eyes..
Never see an ounce of shame…
Her resume reminds us of a barren place..
Where lack of accomplishment, can’t hide..
‘Secretary of blunder’, just be more of the same..
America, quickly pass her by!
Oh!… oh oh..
Next Liar In Line!…..
Oh!…. oh oh oh..
Next incompetent in line π¦ …..
GUITAR π …
Ooooooo!…yeah…
Oh!.. oh oh oh..
Next Liar In Line!…
Oh!.. oh oh oooh..
Next Statist in line π¦ …
Oh! oh oh oh!..
Next Liar In Line!..
Ooooo yeah!..ah.. ohoooo!…
Next conman in line π¦ …..
‘Slash’ GUITAR π ….
What difference did she make? π¦
What difference did she make now???
What difference did she make? π¦
Oh.. NONE!
What difference did she make? π¦
What difference did she make now? π¦
Oooh What difference did she make? π¦
NONE!
What difference did she make now???
What difference “AT ANY POINT” did she make? π¦
Oh Next Liar…
What difference did you make now?…
LIES..LIES..LIES..LIES..LIES..LIES..LIES..LIES…..
What difference did you make now?…
besides NONE!
Ooooh What difference did she make? π¦
NONE!
What difference did she make now???
besides NONE!
What difference did she make?! π¦
What difference did she make now???….
What difference did she make?! π¦ ..
NONE!
“What difference AT ANY POINT” did she make now???
NONE! NONE! NONE!
NONE! NONE! NONE!
Next Liar…
‘Next Liar’!!!…….. In Line π¦ …….
Even the Russians are afraid of the militant gays.
http://news.yahoo.com/sochi-39-mayor-says-homosexuality-not-accepted-region-000643310–oly.html
I don’t watch the award shows anyway, but certainly never will after this stunt.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/macklemore-madonna-perform-same-love-674168
“CHOOM-STONED COWBOY”
(music by Glen Campbell)
Intro PIANO & ACOUSTIC GUITAR π …
I been tryin’ to be discreet so long…
But drinkin’s the same as my old bong…
I know ev’ry technique ’cause I ‘walked the walk’ back in my choom-gang days…..
We hustled & played drinkin’ games…
With my guys got stoned all day, did some blow & pure grain π …..
There’s never been no compromisin’…
On the road, to ‘total absorption’ maximizin’…
& I wanna be where the weed.. is smoked excessively!…….
(CHORUS)
just a,
Choom-Stoned Cowboy!…
Riding on the golf course, with a doobie & a Michelob! π ….
still a,
Choom-Stoned Cowboy!…
Getting cards & letters, from stoners I don’t even know….
Sayin’ legalize, π but don’t taxΒ it bro π¦ …….
Well I really don’t think pot is to blame…
And booze has caused so much more pain…
So don’t put it down ’cause that would be blame, & potheads might take it the wrong way π¦
And I dream of what legalizin’ it will do…
Openly tokin’ & grabbin’ tax dollars, just like with booze π …..
There’s never been no compromisin’…
On the road, to ‘total absorption’ maximizin’…
& I wanna be where the reefer.. is smoked enthusiastically!!! π
(CHORUS)
I’m the,
Choom-Stoned Cowboy!…
Riding on the golf course, with a big fat doob & Michelob! π ….
still a,
Choom-Stoned Cowboy!…
Getting cards & letters, from burn-outs I don’t even know….
Sayin’ legalize, π but don’t tax us bro π¦ ………
(repeat Chorus ‘EXCESSIVELY & ENTHUSIASTICALLY’) π
sneak-peak of TeaParty response to Barock-The-Unifier’s ‘State Of The Union’…
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“HANDOUTS HE HAS FOR YA”
(music by The Eagles)
A musical tale of Obama’s ‘ENTITLEMENT STATES of AMERICA’
Intro ACOUSTIC GUITAR π …
On a dark DC highway..
Hopey-Change in the air..
Warm chants of “Yes-We-Can!”..
Rising up everywhere.. π
Up ahead in the distance..
I saw a teleprompter ignite..
The propaganda heavy,
& class-envy slights now “in”..
‘Class-warfare’ would now be our fight….
There he stood promising a new way..
He knew that ‘blame’ would sell..
& I was thinkin’ to myself..
This ‘messiah’ could be from heaven, or could be from hell..
Then he lit up a new 72 watt ‘energy-saving-toxic’ lightbulb..
& said, ‘Stimulus’ will be the way..
There were cronies lined up in the corridor..
I heard Solyndra say….
(CHORUS)
Welcome to thee handouts, he has for ya…
Such a growing rate π .. (such a growing rate)
Such a dependent state π ..
There’s plenty real soon with thee handouts, he has for ya…
All throughout the year π .. (we’ll be Greece by next year)
‘Fundamental transformation’ is here! π
His mind is Alinsky-twisted..
He’s got a nanny-state bent.. uh
He’s got a lot of freebie, freebie ploys..
He’ll be your friend π
How they ‘occupy’ in 1%er’s front yards..
Their ‘fair share’ they’ll get!
Supporters he remembers..
Everyone else, he forgets!
So I signed up for foodstamps..
An unemployment benefit extension would be fine..
He said, “now that’s the spirit I want ’round here”..
“What’s yours is mine!” π
& on my Obama-phone I can call unlimited faaaaar.. away..
Stay up & party with Mooch ’til the middle of the night..
Then have your gas & rent paid! π
(CHORUS)
Welcome to thee handouts, he has for ya… π
Such a growing rate.. (such a growing rate)
Such a dependent state π ..
We livin’ it up on thee handouts, he has for ya…
What a taxpayer surprise! π¦ .. (those payin’ most demonized)
Even Illegals subsidized!… π
Revenue & income ceiling..
Single-payer soon, will be nice..
& he said,
“Ya’ll be entitled prisoners here..
Communism’s alright”….
And in the congressional chamber..
They gathered for his annual speech..
He took stabs at Capitalism with his redistributive knife..
But he just can’t kill that ‘free-market beast’!
Last thing I remember..
I heard, Ted Cruz filibustering next door..
He said, Liberty has to find the passage back..
To the place America was before..
Relax said Pelosi..
Low-Info’s have been programmed to receive..
You can rally any time you’d like..
But off the dole, they’ll never leave!!..
JOE WALSH GUITAR! π …..
(Freedom & Liberty fade) π¦ …..
“[I]f the citizens neglect their duty and place unprincipled men in office, the government will soon be corrupted. … If a republican government fails to secure public prosperity and happiness, it must be because the citizens neglect the Divine commands, and elect bad men to make and administer the laws.”
–Noah Webster
“Heβs crazy. We need Mayor Bloomberg back!β
http://nypost.com/2014/01/21/upper-east-side-residents-feel-spurned-after-plow-delay/
Target Corp. said it will end health insurance for part-time employees, joining Trader Joeβs Co., Home Depot Inc. and other retailers that have scaled back benefits in response to changes from Obamacare.
Target said it would pay $500 to part-timers losing coverage and a consulting firm will help workers sign up for new Obamacare plans.
BO: “pot no worse than booze”…
(more sound advice from the leader of the ‘choom gang’
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“CONSERVATIVES ARE IN A NEW YORK STATE OF MIND”
(music by Billy Joel)
Dedication: Governor “OUT OF PLACE” Cuomo
Intro BILLY PIANO π …
Some folks have had to move away π¦
Less take-home pay π¦ overtaxed neighborhoods π¦ ..
Stomp on Rights with his overreach, & anti-parenthood…
So change is comin’ ’round.. on the Hudson River come election time…
Conservatives, are in a New York State of Mind!….
We’ve seen this rising ‘DC star’, with Pro-abortion scars, & anti-gun Right schemes..
Been wrong on not fracking.. lousy at makin’ energy green..
We know what our kids education is needin’..
& it ain’t a ‘common core’ cheerleader wastin’ our time…
Conservatives, are in a New York State of Mind!….
It was so easy, governing.. day by day…
Out of touch… tryin’ to fill your daddy’s Liberal shoes…
But now real New Yorkers miss being, Big & Great…
& it’s about that time.. ‘The Donald’s’ comin’ for you!…..
When it comes down to matrimony, it’s fine with Andy, to let societal stability slide..
He don’t care about ‘natural law’, or what it sanctifies π¦ ..
Demagoguery is a good reason.. to leave this bigot behind…
CONSERVATIVES, are in a NEW YORK STATE OF MIND!…..
oh yeah..
Bill Clinton SAX SOLO π ….
It was sooo easy governing.. day by day…
OUT OF TOUCH.. tryin’ to fill daddy’s Liberal shoes…
But now real New Yorkers miss bein’, Big & Great…
& it’s about that time.. Trump is comin’ for you!…. whoa…
When it comes down to matrimony, it’s fine with Andy, to let societal stability slide π¦
He don’t care about what a mommy & daddy sanctifies…
Demonization is a good reason.. to leave this bigot behind…
CONSERVATISM IS A NEW YORK STATE OF MIND! π
Change is comin’ around.. on the Hudson River, come election time π …..
‘Cause Andy is a…..
Andy is a…..
out of his Liberal…..
Mind!!…….yeah!..aah…
(hey Andy: move to NJ.. we hear they’re lookin’ for a new Gov) π
‘The most destructive, dangerous president we’ve ever had’ …
βHe has no right to do these executive orders,β Hentoff insisted, his voice reaching a crescendo of indignation.
He says Obama gets away with it only because there is no outrage in Congress, no coverage by the media and no knowledge by the public.
βHeβs in a position now where he figures heβs going to do whatever he wants to do.β
In fact, Hentoff said, Obama doesnβt even pretend to care about the separation of powers between the executive branch and Congress anymore, because βHeβs the boss and hardly anybody cares enoughβ to stop him.
The most well-known examples of Obama changing or issuing laws with the stroke of a pen by issuing executive orders include:
- Delaying the employer mandate in Obamacare
- Changing the types of plans available under Obamacare
- Ensuring abortions would be covered under Obamacare
- Enacting key provisions of the failed Dream Act to halt deportations of illegal immigrants
- Enacting stricter gun-control measures
- Sealing presidential records
- Creating an economic council
- Creating a domestic policy council
- Changing pay grades
Read entire article here:
http://www.wnd.com/2014/01/liberal-icon-urges-obama-impeachment/http://
βHe has no right to do these executive orders,β Hentoff insisted, his voice reaching a crescendo of indignation.
Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2014/01/liberal-icon-urges-obama-impeachment/#PHcKDwMmYLJjki3y.99
Considering 9 of 10 blacks voted for Fauxbama, he’s accusing the wrong group of racism.
Obama’s hypothetical son wouldn’t have time to play football. He’d be too busy servicing the football team as a transgendered hooker.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/19/obama-my-son-would-not-be-allowed-to-play-pro-football/
“DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY”
(music by Van Halen)
‘HAPPY 50th MOOCHELLE!’..
Intro ALEX & EDDIE.. DRUMS & GUITAR! π …
Yeah, we’ve seen her π¦ ..
So ‘gimme-mine’ & petty..
Groovin’ with a self-absorbed style & ease π ..
BO tries to please her..
With a star-stocked room..
Yes they all Love, Mooch the celebrity! π
Ooooh!…
Me-First-Lady’, Lady..
didn’t cha,
Have enough Hawaiian vacaaa?…
Ooooh!…
‘Me-First-Lady, Lady..
ah tweet on! give AARP a chance..
’cause now you’re old enough..
but,
DAAAAAAANCE!…… the night away!…. π
oooh I got BeyoncΓ© comin’ to,
DANCE!.. DANCE!.. DANCE!..
the night away!…..
She never tires..
Tonight’s just a beginner..
So just watch, the self-indulgence grow π …
Birthday desires!..
‘Cause, groovin’ is more satisfyin’ than uh,
Even the WH garden veggies she grow-oo-oos……
Ooooh!…
‘Me-First-Lady’, Lady..
didn’t cha,
Get enough Hawaiian vacaaa?…
Ooooh!…
‘Me-First-Lady’ Lady..
well your Mr. Romance is..
spending enough to…
so,
DAAAAAAANCE!…… the night away!….. π
ooo..c’mon he got BeyoncΓ© to,
DANCE!.. DANCE!.. DANCE!..
the night away! π ……….
‘O’ooooo!…. Ooo..oo..oo..ooo..yeah!….
EDWARD GUITAR! π …..
DAAAAAAAAANCE!……. the Night Away!….. π
aaaah yeah yeah!
DANCE!.. DANCE!.. DANCE!..
the Night Away!….
aaaah J-Z’s comin’ too..
DAAAAAAAAAANCE!…..
the NIGHT AWAY! π …..
aaaahh!.. yeah..yeah!…..
DANCE!.. DANCE!.. DANCE!..
the night awaaaayyy!…..
ah c’mon Moochie.. Moochie..
DAAAAAAAAAAANCE!……
the night awaaayyy………
ooo..ooo..ev’rybody better be ready to,
DANCE!.. DANCE!.. DANCE!..
Meesh is 50 today! …… π
(repeat to excess)
Obama: ‘I’ll act on my own’ agenda
President Obama vowed to use his executive authority to usher in a “year of action” even if Congress remains gridlocked, he said in his weekly address.
“Where Congress isnβt acting, Iβll act on my own to put opportunity within reach for anyone whoβs willing to work for it,” the president said.
Read more: http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/195869-obama-ill-act-on-my-own#ixzz2qng8JWuq
“YOU SHUT ‘EM DOWN”
(music by Bruce Springsteen)
SPRINGSTEEN SERENADE TO HIS #1 FAN….
Intro LITTLE STEVEN GUITAR π ….
(The BOSS):
They sit in their cars, other side of the bridge..
Everyday the commutes are all slowed down π¦
Democrat mayor didn’t put his arm around you.. so ya,
Put him on the hook ’cause that was way out of bounds..
Well, you let out one of your ‘super-size-sighs’..
At the 2 hour presser when I looked into your puppy-dog eyes π¦
I knew ya shut ’em,
Down.. down.. down.. down..
ya shut bridge lanes,
Down.. down.. down.. down!..
ya shut ’em,
Down.. down.. down.. down…
Retaliated & shut ’em,
Down.. down.. down.. down! π¦
We picked you up, and we flew..
With.. Barry for a flight.. π
But back at home you were really burnin’ burnin’..
Burnin’ ’bout the Fort Lee mayor’s slight π¦
You’re sick & tired of Dems settin’ you up.. yeah,
You’ll get even by just a blockin’.. blockin’.. blockin’ bridge lanes,
Now.. now.. now.. now..
You Shut ’em,
Down.. down.. down.. down..
You Shut ’em,
Down.. down.. down.. down..
Ya Shut ’em,
Down.. down.. down.. down!… hey!
The BIG-MAN SAX! π …
(GOV ‘Misty-Christie’):
I been, to 129 of your concerts..
But now you & Jimmy Fallon just mock & doubt π¦
I remember back when I started..
My ‘teen-beat’ gushing just came pourin’ out..
I used to listen to you at work in the mornin’..
Then at night my lane barriers brought ‘Darkness To The Edge Of Town’…
I really thought you loved my New Jersey style..
But on ‘late night’ you got your kicks on just a puttin’ me..
DOWN.. Down.. Down.. Down! π¦
Ya put me,
Down.. π¦ down π¦ down π¦ down π¦
(The BOSS):
Why’d you shut the bridge lanes,
Down?.. down.. down.. down
Ya shut ’em,
Down.. down.. down.. down!..
(The GOV):
Why ya puttin’ me?
Down.. down.. down.. down..
Why?
Down.. down.. down.. down π¦
(The BOSS):
‘Cause ya shut ’em,
Down.. down.. down.. down..
yeah ya shut ’em,
Down.. down.. down.. down!..
(The GOV):
My worship of you still knows no,
Bounds.. bounds.. bounds.. bounds!! π
To your concerts I’ll still come,
Around.. around.. around.. around!! π …. oh yeah yeah!! π ….
Unbelievable. Everyone who has been groped by TSA ought to know that Muslim Brotherhood men, including a kiddie porn deviant, bypassed airport security with State Dept’s help. Courtesy of Hillary’s leadership.
“B E N G H A Z I GIRLS”
(music by The Cars)
DEDICATION:
Susan ‘Rent-A-Video’ Rice &
Hillary ‘What-Difference-Did-She-Make’ Clinton
Intro GUITAR & CLAPS π ……
They always trance-like on the screen…
With their shifty eyes…
& every Sunday Show host that they meet…
They talk up ‘The Video Lie’….
(hear their rerun again)…
Well they’re spinnin’ that ‘disgusting’ lie…
Ooo.. they make us pissed!!
(hear their rerun again)…
Well they’re spinnin’ that ‘disgusting’ lie…
I kinda think they’re FULL OF SHIT!..
Well they’re Benghazi Girls…
They’re Benghazi Girl-irls…
BARACK TOLD THEM TO LIE!….. π¦
They’ve got a ‘cover-up’ to execute…
Responsibility, they’re above…
Ooo when they move their lips…
It’s cover for their twisted gov.. o-ov.. o-ov..
(hear their rerun again)…
Well they’re spinnin’ that ‘disgusting’ lie…
Yeah, I think we’re pissed!!
(hear their rerun again)…
Well they’re spinnin’ that ‘disgusting’ lie…
(hear their rerun again)…
I kinda think they’re, I think they’re FULL OF SHIT!..
‘Cause they’re Benghazi Girls…
Well just Benghazi Girl-irls…
& BO TOLD THEM TO LIE!…
They just.. LIE! π¦
Elliot Easton GUITAR! π ….
Always they’re trance-like on the screen…
With their shifty eyes…
& every returning coffin that they greet…
Pushin’ that ‘Video Lie’….
(hear their rerun again)…
Well they’re spinnin’ that ‘disgusting’ lie…
(hear their rerun again)…
Ooh, they make us pissed!!
(hear their rerun again)…
Well they’re spinnin’ that ‘disgusting’ lie…
(hear their rerun again)…
I kinda think they’re, I think they’re FULL OF SHIT!..
‘Cause they’re Benghazi Girls… uh
They’re Benghazi Girl-irl-u-irls…
BO TOLD THEM TO LIE!..
They just.. LIED π¦
B E N G H A Z I Girl..friends!….
‘O’s!..
B E N G H A Z I Girl..friends!….
BO told them to Lie! π¦
B E N G H A Z I Girl..friends!….
yeah yeah what difference does it make!
B E N G H A Z I Girl..friends!….
Barack told them to Lie! π¦
B E N G H A Z I Girl..friends!….
‘O’s video..video..video.. π¦
B E N G H A Z I Girl..friends!….
FOR TRAPPED AMERICANS, THEY DIDN’T HAVE TIME!!! π¦
B E N G H A Z I Girl..friends!…. π¦
“BRAND NEW WAY”
(music by Sting)
BAROCK’s ‘STATE OF MY UNION’ Address:
2014 – YEAR OF ACTION (aka Lawbreaking) …
“I GOT A PHONE.. aaahh… & I GOT A PEN!”…
Intro HARP π ….
How many of you people out there..
Been hurt by this ‘American love affair’?..
& how many times did ya swear..
That you’d never vote GOP again π¦ ..
How many phony scandals & fights?..
How many lies & minority slights?
So why would you want to..
Trust the Republican Party again?!…
Gridlock is a pain you hear me say..
Minimum wage is a cruel & bitter way but..
I’ll pay you back for all the faith you ever had in my campaign..
I happen to be just what you need the most..
Won’t leave you livin’ in shadows feelin’ like a ghost..
You’ll never have to feel like second-class again….
One day your kids will be looking..
Through a history book & know no better..
They’ll see a picture of me smiling after my coup π
When we put this all together..
You should be ‘occupying’ in the street..
& harass 1%er’s should you meet..
I’ll have that same approving smilin’ you’ve been seein’ on NBC all day π
(CHORUS)
Why don’t we run the clock to zero GOP dummy?..
I’ll raid CEO’s stock, I’ll spend all their money π
I’m startin’ up a BRAND NEW WAY! π ….
Turn the clock all the way back..
Send the IRS on another TeaParty attack..
I’m thinkin’ of an old power play π
Run out the clock to zero sister..
Lois Lerner knew too much, I’ll sure miss her..
Startin’ up a BRAND NEW WAY! π ….
Congress block, now I’m da boss!
My agenda’s vast, I’ll stretch it across..
I’m fallin’ back to my OLD CORRUPT WAYS! π
My media could come after you..
If you’re not in lock-step with me..
You’ll get simply no immunity..
Just ask Chris Christie π¦
I say BigGov is such a force, you should get yourself a job in it..
I got some ‘cred’ from my re-election..
Don’t wanna hear Boehner say, Barry,
wait a minute.. wait a minute.. π¦
wait a minute.. wait a minute.. π¦
wait a minute.. wait NO MORE LIMITS.. π
Run the clock to zero on GOP dummies..
I’ll raid CEO stock, confiscate all the money..
I’m startin’ up a BRAND NEW WAY! π …
Turn the clock all the way back..
Send the IRS on another TeaParty attack π
I’m thinkin’ of an old power play!…
Congress blocked, ’cause I’m da boss!..
My agenda’s vast, I’ll stretch it across..
Startin’ up a BRAND NEW WAY! π …
Run the clock to zero, Iran’s now my buddy..
Sick of dealin’ with that Netanyahu fuddy duddy..
We’re hookin’ up a BRAND NEW WAY! π …
I’m the rhythm in ‘gg’s tunes’..
I’m the sun who’ll make ya’ll bloom..
I’m ‘where it’s at’, the GOP will cave..
You’re my sheep, Shepherd ‘O’ will save..
I’m the plough transformin’ your land..
You I’ll shove as I impose my plans..
Get on my train or I’ll leave you at the station π¦
My face on your flagpole, flyin’ above your nation π yeah yeah!..
“HILLARY on HARMONICA” (while Benghazi burns) π¦ ….
I’m the ‘progression’ of your future..
America’s the wound & Obamacare’s the suture..
Millennials like magnets to my pole..
I’m the ticketman, you’ll pay my tolls π
Low-Info pupils, I’m your teacher..
Forget your church, disown your preacher..
You will flower under my reign..
You’re the funnel into my marxist drain!….
Stand Up! all you zombies in the world..
Sign Up! & get enrolled, ev’ry boy & ev’ry girl..
Give Up! all you Conservatives in the world..
’cause I’m startin’ up a BRAND NEW WAY! π ….
Republicans are the clog in ‘my transformation’..
“With or Without You” is my equation..
I won’t answer any of your questions..
As I follow Alinsky’s suggestions..
I’m turning this ship around!..
I’m fed up! your Constitution’s goin’ down! π
I’m ‘the man’! the GOP can’t handle..
Reagan was lame! to me, he can’t hold a candle! π …
Stand Up! all you zombies in the world..
Sign Up! & get enrolled, ev’ry boy & ev’ry girl..
Give Up! all you Conservatives in the world..
’cause I’m startin’ up my BRAND NEW WAY! π ……
(aaaahhh….actually Barry, it’s an old..broken..way) π¦
“ALL BY MYSELF” (The ‘Executive-Action Hero’)
(music by Eric Carmen)
Barock Hussein Obama:
“We’re not just going to be waiting for legislation.. I’ve got a pen & I’ve got a phone”
“This is a job for ‘EXECUTIVE-ACTION MAN’.. I’ll restore Executive Law & Orders.. Grrrrrrrrrr!!!”….
PIANO INTRO π ….
Now that my 1st term’s done…
I don’t needΒ these Republican bums…
& delayin’ BigGov was just a TeaBag stunt…
THOSE DAYS ARE GONE!
I’ll rule alone…
Just like all the dictators I’ve known…
I’ll tweet orders from my Obama-phone…
While I recline on my Obama-throne π
(Chorus)
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF!…..
I wanna rule,
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF.. & golf more π …..
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF!…..
I’m gonna rule,
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF.. & golf more π …..
Executive orders for sure..
Healthcare takeover secured π
& Socialism, once so distant and obscure..
Will remain the cure….
GUITAR π ….
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF!…..
I wanna rule,
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF.. & golf more π …..
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF!…..
I’m gonna rule,
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF.. & golf more π …..
PIANO ….
Now that my 1st term’s done…
No more pleadin’ with these Republican bums…
& delayin’ BigGov was just a TeaBag stunt…
THOSE DAYS ARE GONE!
DRUMS ….
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF!…..
I wanna rule,
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF.. & golf more π …..
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF!…..
I’m gonna rule,
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF.. & golf more π …..
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF!…..
I wanna rule,
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF.. & golf more π …..
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF!…..
I’m gonna rule,
ALL.. BY.. MYSELF.. & golf more π …..
“An evening of comedy to raise money for Texas abortions” ????? Filthy filthy people
“HIT ‘EM WITH YOUR BEST SHOT” #BetterGetTheBimboEruptionBandBackTogether!
(music by Pat Benatar)
Dedication: Hillary’s ‘HIT-LIST’ π¦
Intro GUITAR! π …
Well you’re a real stale cookie with a long history..
Of playin’ dirty tricks & retaliating..
That’s OK, we’ve seen how you do it..
Put up your record, let’s look down through it π
Hit ’em With Your Best Shot!..
We know you rate ’em for a Hit-List spot…
Hit ’em With Your Best Shot!..
PR decimate!….
Come on Hillary now, you don’t fight fair..
Let’s ask Bill’s babes..
See if they’ll share??..
Knocked them down, but all in vain..
Whitewater & ‘bimbo-eruptions’, surfaced again π¦
Hit ’em With Your Best Shot!..
We know you rank ’em in a Hit-List spot..
Hit ’em With Your Best Shot!..
PR decimate!….
GUITAR! π …..
Well you’re a real stale cookie with a long history..
Of playin’ dirty tricks & retaliating..
Before you crank up your machine & make a 2016 case..
You better make sure your ‘Benghazi Video’ is erased! π¦
HIT ‘EM WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!
come on!.. HIT-LIST ‘EM, John Kerry’s in a bad spot π¦
HIT-LIST ‘EM, Claire McCaskill’s in a bad spot π¦
PR decimate! π …
Hit ’em With Your Best Shot!
HIT-LIST ’em, Eddie Kennedy’s was in a bad spot π¦
HIT-LIST ’em, Monica Lewinsky’s in an awkward spot π¦
“Bill, put that ‘blue dress’ away!!!” π¦
“aaahh c’mon Hill, what difference at this point does it make?!” π
“YOU’RE NEVER RIGHT”
(music by Billy Joel)
DEDICATION: OBAMA “Lead-From-Waaaaaaay-Behind” FOREIGN POLICY
INTRO: crashing/breaking sound π¦ …
Intro GUITAR π …
Friday night your ‘Arab-Spring’, quite the party…
Saturday Egypt said, ‘so sorry’…
Sunday came & Libya trashed our embassy again… π¦
Iran is only having fun… π
They’ll never hurt anyone…
& Al Qaeda is enjoying Iraq, for a change…
Ya left Snowden stranded in his Russian home…
He told Vlad how you bugged everyone’s phone…
& we watched your ‘Red-Lines’ wash out in the rain π¦
Us folks told you not to spy!
In our homes we got nothin’ to hide…
But you said that only proves Americans are to blame….
(Chorus)
YOU’RE NEVER RIGHT!…
Your policies are crazy!…
‘O’! & Joe Biden just may be the lunatic π you’re listening to…
Pick the wrong fights!…
No save in Benghazi!!!
You’re always Wrong, and we all know..
YOU’RE NEVER RIGHT π¦
well…
Remember how you kept Bibi waiting there..
Alone, Israel in their electric chair..
You told Sarkozy ‘open mic’ jokes & then you smiled π
Iran was lonely for a nuke program..
You said, on lifting sanctions “I’m a fan” π
& we might not need inspections for awhile…..
Now think of all these years you tried to..
Bind us to ‘UN pacifiers’..
You might be as wimpy as Vlad says…..
& you’re wimpy, yes it’s true..
Al Qaeda’s back in Fallujah because of you!
& you wouldn’t want Benghazi any other way π¦ …..
(Chorus)
YOU’RE NEVER RIGHT!…
Your policies are crazy!…
‘O’! & Joe Biden just may be the lunatic π you’re listenin’ to…
Pick the wrong fights!…
No save in Benghazi!!!
You’re always Wrong, ‘O’..’O’.. we know..
YOU’RE NEVER RIGHT π¦
GUITAR! π …..
Bill Clinton SAX SOLO! π ……
YOU’RE NEVER RIGHT!…
Your ‘bowing’ is crazy!…
hey, Joe Biden just may be the luuuuunatic π you’re listenin’ to π¦
(on allies) ya turn out the lights π¦
aaahh.. on enemies you’re lazy π¦
You’re always Wrong, & we all know..
YOU’RE NEVER RIGHT! π¦
You’re always WRONG & you’re NEVER RIGHT…
You’re always WRONG & you’re NEVER RIGHT…
You’re always WRONG & you’re NEVER RIGHT…
You’re always WRONG & you’re NEVER RIGHT π¦
You’re always WRONG & you’re NEVER RIGHT…
You’re always WRONG & you’re NEVER RIGHT…
You’re always WRONG & you’re NEVER RIGHT…
You’re always WRONG & you’re NEVER RIGHT π¦ …………
“CROSS-BRIDGE TRAFFIC”
(music by Jimi Hendrix)
DEDICATION: The “Obama-Mania-Media” BIAS
Intro JIMI GUITAR π …
GOV ‘BoardWalker/Hugger’ CHRISTIE:
You jump all over my car even when..
He does worse all the time!..
(CLOSED WHITEHOUSE TOURS)
30 mph compared to him..
Is the speed I drive..
(NSA)
He tells you he’ll have oversight..
& he doesn’t have anything to gain..
(AP)
He says, “Republicans just wanna, target me with slime!”…
(CHORUS)
Ya’ll just like,
Cross-Bridge Traffic!…
So hard to get objectivity from you…
(OBAMACARE)
Cross-Bridge Traffic!…
My bridge-lane shutdown, was your only news…
(FAST&FURIOUS)
Cross-Bridge Traffic!…
All you do is keep ‘O’s scandals down…
(BENGHAZI)
& you coverin’ anything on the Republican side of town π¦ …..
Why am I the only soul?..
Accused of retaliation..
(IRS)
Tire tracks all across Barock’s back..
Him & Hillary sure had their fun π
(the ‘DISGUSTING VIDEO’)
But hacks, I can see his signal’s green π & mine is red π¦
But for both of us I can see a FOX traffic jam..
Straight up ahead!…..
(TEAPARTY) π
Ya’ll just like,
Cross-Bridge Traffic!…
So hard to get objectivity from you…
(SEQUESTRATION)
Cross-Bridge Traffic!…
My bridge-lane shutdown, was your only news…
(RED-LINES)
Cross-Bridge Traffic!…
All you do is keep ‘O’s scandals down…
(BARRYCADES)
& you coverin’ better things on the Republican side of town π¦ …..
JIMI GUITAR! π
Cross-Bridge Traffic!…
(NBC) yeah! yeah!
Cross-Bridge Traffic!…
(CNN) yeah! yeah!
Cross-Bridge Traffic!…
(NYTIMES) yeah! yeah!
Cross-Bridge Traffic!…
(ABC) yeah! yeah!
Cross-Bridge Traffic!…
(PMSNBC) yeah! yeah!
Cross-Bridge Traffic!..
(CHRIS MATTHEWS LEG-TINGLE) AAAAHHH!!!…. π
“WAR PIGS”
(music by Black Sabbath)
DEDICATION:
Barock “Leader-From-The-Back” Obama &
Hillary “What-Difference-Did-She-Make!” Clinton
Intro Reading: Bob Gates – “Duty: Memoirs of a Secretary at War”
Intro DRUMS & GUITAR π ……
Candidates gathered for debate clashes!…
Just like parasites on the masses… π¦
Selfish minds that cause destruction!…
All for their campaign construction…
In Iraq fields our soldiers yearning!…
As the war surge started working…
Calculation in their minds!…
Posturing for their designs…
Oh Lord! Yeah!
GUITAR! π ….
Politicians, criticize and say…
They didn’t start, Mid-East war…
Why should they, support the fight?…
Their opposition to, was political!
Yeah!..
Mission will fail, in his soured mind π¦
Deploying troops, just for fun??!!
Treating soldiers, just like pawns in chess…
He can’t wait til’ last withdrawl day comes!
Yeah!..
TONY IOMMI GUITAR! π ….
DRUMS…..
Now in darkness America stops asserting!…
Ashes where democracy was emerging… π¦
Gates says, WarPigs all about political power!…
& Joe Biden is wrong once every hour π¦
Day of election, with record appalling!…
Nominee, WarPig will come calling…
Blaming others for her sins!…
WarPig laughing, expects to win…
Oh Lord! Yeah! π¦
DRUMS & GUITAR! π …….
“Guns are a lot like parachutes ~ If you need one and don’t have one, you’ll probably never need one again”
“INCOME INEQUALITY” #ObamaSOTU
(music by Foreigner)
“OBAMA 2014 (election year) MANTRA”
Intro KEYBOARD & GUITAR π ….
You’re not shy..
You get around..
With marxist lies..
You want to put free markets down..
You’re propped up..
By media clowns π
You wanna give..
You wanna ‘spread the wealth around’..
Dividin’..
Is your game..
Those who got..
All you do is blame..
Your ‘redistribute’ desire..
Is insane!..
You won’t stop..
‘dependence transformation’..
By now nobody wonders..
’bout that look in your eyes…
We see, right through, your ‘community-agitator’ disguise…
‘Cause we know, yes we know, your class-war ain’t right…
That’s why Liberty, is always up for the fight!
(CHORUS)
You say it’s INCOME…
So unfair INCOME…
Such u..unequal INCOME.. income.. income..
Just you 1%ers wait & see..
Your Income.. I’ll oversee..
It’s INCOME.. income!….
Bill Clinton SAX π
You play tricks..
On low-info voters minds..
You give speeches everywhere..
But your accomplishments are so hard to find…??…
You’re not warm.. (Benghazi) π¦
‘at times’ sentimental.. (da Choom-Gang) π
You’re so extreme.. (Alinsky community-agitator)
You can be so temperamental.. (“don’t listen to Rush, or FOX, & target those TeaBaggers!”)
But Reagan wasn’t thinkin’ communism would last…
Capitalism is what we need..
Limit government fast!..
Yeah, we got nothing in common..
But, with China you share..
That’s a need for dependence anytime, anywhere….
(CHORUS)
You want, INCOME…
Control all INCOME…
Cash flow to blow, INCOME..
“I wanna try to tell you it’s the same for Moochelle & me” oooh! oooh!…
We’ll spend your Income!.. income.. income..
Just you 1%er’s wait & see..
Your Income.. I’ll oversee.. π
It’s INCOME!.. income..
‘SlickWillie’ SAX SOLO! π …
You say it’s INCOME…
Spend it fast.. take it INCOME…
Take it quick.. tax INCOME…
Gotta crush.. confiscate INCOME… income.. income.. income..
Redistribute quick!..
INCOME.. income..
INEQUALITY!
INCOME.. income..
INEQUALITY!
(cronies benefit from my) π
INCOME!.. income.. income!.. income..
INEQUALITY!
(GE likes my) π
INCOME!.. income.. income!.. income..
INEQUALITY!
But I’ll make Income!….
Equality! π ……
EQUAL.. oooh oooh Marxism π ….
EQUAL.. oooh oooh Keynesian π ….
EQUAL! oooh oooh MISERY! π
THE PROBLEM WITH SOCIALISM IS THAT YOU EVENTUALLY RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY π¦
Not sure what the date is on this article, but if someone told me Jackson said this yesterday, I would believe it.
“CARPET-BAG WOMAN”
(music by The Rolling Stones)
DRUMS …
KEITH GUITAR RIFF π ….
Sure bet to, win the twenty sixteen election….
She’s tried, but she’s been upstaged for awhile….
Barry, heaved Benghazi upon her shoulders π¦
But an empty resume that stinks, is on our mind!…..
she’s a,
Caaaaaaaaarraaaaaarraaapet Bag Woman!….
gimmicks.. gimmicks.. gimmicks..
those ‘carpet-bag’ dues …….
She’s played a, Senate disgrace from New York City….
08′, didn’t want no nomination fight π¦
The ‘lady’, then she covered with a video….
She likes to pose, & then she thinks it’s her time!…..
she’s a,
Caaaaaaaaarraaaaaarraaapet Bag Woman!….
gimmicks.. gimmicks.. gimmicks..
those ‘carpet-bag’ dues ……
(yeah, Bill’s alright!)
Keith GUITAR π …..
she’s a,
Caaaaaaaaaaarraaaaarraaapet Bag Woman!….
gimmicks.. gimmicks.. gimmicks..
those ‘carpet-bag’ dues …
she’s a,
Caaaaaaaaaarraaaaaarraaarrpet Bag Woman!….
gimmicks.. gimmicks.. gimmicks..
those ‘carpet-bag’ dues … π¦
(WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, WOULD SHE MAKE???)
EXACTLY π
CNN report Peter Hamby reports on a recent conversation he had with a former White House official:
“I talked to a former Obama White House person, just before Christmas, when Obama was sort of adrift, figuring out what to do, his poll numbers were pretty low. And he said, ‘Look, the president needs to find an issue to campaign on. This is what he’s good at. He’s really good at campaigning. Maybe not governing,’ according to this Democrat,” Hamby said this morning on CNN.
“I CHANGE MY LAW”
(music by Bobby Fuller Four)
11 Attorneys General to Barry: “HAPPY ‘Illegal’ NEW YEAR!” π
Intro DRUMS & GUITAR π …..
Grantin’ waivers to everyone, under the sun..
I change my law and the, lawsuits come π¦
I change my law and the, lawsuits come …
Cost more money & your old plan, is done π
I change my law and the, lawsuits come π¦
I change my law that most want, undone …
I LEFT OUT CONGRESS & DON’T FEEL TOO SAD π
LAWLESS IS HOW I RUN……
MY ‘FIXES’ ARE THE BEST THINGS & HIGH DEDUCTIBLES AIN’T BAD π
I change my law and the, lawsuits come π¦
I change my law but now the, website runs π
GUITAR! π …
Confusin’ insurers and… blamin’ some..
I change my law and the, lawsuits come π¦
I change my law and the, lawsuits come …
Miss your doctor while I exempt, my buds π
I change my law and the, lawsuits come π¦
I change my law that most want, undone!…
I PISSED OFF ATTORNEYS GENERAL & THEY WANNA GET ME SO BAD..
BUT THE LAST OBAMACARE SUIT I WON π
USE FOR YOUR CONSTITUTION, I NEVER HAD…
I change my law and the, lawsuits come π¦
I change my law and now it’s, comin’ undone π¦
1. I’d start out by making a law stating that all who are born are citizens of whatever country their birthing mother are citizens of (this would be retroactive if the birthing mother was, and still is, in this country illegally) regardless of what “soil” they’re born on;
2. All illegals would be shipped back to whatever country they are citizens of, but would be given applications on the way out to apply for re-entry legally (depending upon our availability);
3. Line up every welfare recipient to see if they can be placed in a job vacated by an illegal (train if necessary);
4. Institution of a flat 10% tax rate, and ALL deductions and loopholes closed;
5. Mandatory retirement age of 70;
6. Dump OBAMACARE and go back to way insurance was but place caps on rates and prohibit insurance companies from denying benefits to those with preexisting conditions;
7. Enchance medicare and Medicaid to take place of OBAMACARE so that those without insurance can still be treated properly at medical facilities and doctors can receive proper and fair compensation;
8. Institute Congressional term limits;
9. Photo id mandatory for all voting, or you cannot vote;
10. Slash government civilian waste jobs;
11. Severely beef UP government military spending, benefits, support and jobs;
12. Cease government vacation travel of President — while in office cannot “vacation” farther than 100 mile radius from White House;
13. Reopen White House to its owners, and no Presidential private parties to be held in White House at any time for any reason if White House is ever “closed”.
During the 3-1/2 years of World War 2 that started with the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor in December 1941 and ended with the Surrender of Germany and Japan in 1945, the U.S. produced 22 aircraft carriers, 8 battleships, 48 cruisers, 349 destroyers, 420 destroyer escorts, 203 submarines, 34 million tons of merchant ships, 100,000 fighter aircraft, 98,000 bombers, 24,000 transport aircraft, 58,000 training aircraft, 93,000 tanks, 257,000 artillery pieces, 105,000 mortars, 3,000,000 machine guns, and 2,500,000 military trucks.
We put 16.1 million men in uniform in the various armed services, invaded Africa, invaded Sicily and Italy, won the battle for the Atlantic, planned and executed D-Day, marched across the Pacific and Europe, developed the atomic bomb and ultimately conquered Japan and Germany.
It’s worth noting, that during the almost exact amount of time, the Obama administration couldn’t build a functioning healthcare web site.
“YA HAD A BAD YEAR”
(music by Daniel Powter)
Intro PIANO π …
Where was the ‘roll-out’ you needed the most?..
On purpose deceived, and your magic is lost π¦
You tell us the ‘Shutdown’ was not your play,
Then with no compassion, took the Monuments away!
Felt the need to go on ’60 Minutes’ with Hillary, carryin’ on (whawhawha!) ….
You draw a ‘Red-Line’, then you hit a new low π¦
You’re fakin’ a smile, behind Putin you go..
Snowden says your NSA’s been way outta line,
Your ‘trust’ falling to pieces, in record time π¦
& we don’t wanna hear Susan Rice carryin’ on! (whawhawha!) …
(CHORUS):
’cause,
Ya Had A Bad Year!..
Polls are all down π¦
Ya give a lame presser, try to turn ’em around..
Ya say you “don’t know”??..
Scandals are lies..
With a phony smile, took us all for a ride π¦
You had a bad year π¦
‘Barrycades’ were jive..
Your agenda shot down with mid-terms on everyone’s mind π¦
Ya Had A Bad Year π¦ …
YA HAD A BAD YEAR π¦ ……
You thought ‘Sequestration’ would make a nice holiday…
Now the Whitehouse press just laugh at what Carney says π
& when is Lois Lerner movin’ on?!……
Ya Had A Bad Year!..
Polls got ya down π¦
YouΒ hold a lame presser, try to turn it around..
You say you “don’t know??”
Scandals are lies..
With a phony smile, took us all for a ride π
You had a bad year π¦
‘Barrycades’ were jive..
Your agenda shot down with mid-terms on Red State Dem minds π¦
YA HAD A BAD YEAR! π¦ ….
Oooooo.. Hawaiian Holiday π ….
Ev’rytime your website goes on the blink,
& the whole scheme is turnin’ out wrong π¦
Your signature policy sure lacks,
& you know that it could make Republicans oh so strong.. π¦
& that would be just wrong! π¦ …..
yeah yeah aah!…yeaah…
So where was the ‘roll-out’ when you needed it most?.. π¦
Ooooh..
“YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PLAN” pleeease… your credibility lost π¦
’cause,
YA HAD A BAD YEAR!..
Conservatives kept ya down..
You gave a lame presser, just hopin’ to rebound π¦
You said “I Don’t Know”??
Too many times…
A cheesy smile not enough to keep even Millennials on your side..
You had a bad year..
We’ve seen what you’re like.. π¦
Now you know how McCain feels,
all of the time π¦
Ya Had A Bad Year…
YA HAD A BAD YEAR! π¦ ….
waaahhh!..wah.. π¦
HAD A BAD YEAR π¦ ….
waaahhh!..wah.. π¦
HAD A BAD YEAR π¦ ….
waaahhh!..wah.. π¦
IRAN HAD A GOOD YEAR π ….
waaahhh!..wah.. π¦
“LEADER FROM THE BACK”
(music by The Shangri-Las and Twisted Sister)
‘LEADING FROM BEHIND’ is like:
Eric ‘with’Holder investigating Fast & Furious π¦
Hillary ‘what-difference-did-she-make’ Clinton narrating a Benghazi documentary π¦
or Joe Bozo Biden trying to win a Spelling Bee π
(Spoken):
Did they really vote for him?…
Well, there they are.. lets ask ’em…
Millennials, how’s that Obamacare working??…
Mm-hmm… π¦
Gee, you must feel great voting for him…
Is he screwing your future up after you graduate school someday??…
Uh-uh… π¦
By the way, do you still chant to him??… π
He said there’s lots of candy in store! π …
He campaigned around & bowed overseas π¦
WE GOT THE PICTURES..
(& yes, our enemies did see!)
That’s when LIV’s fell for..
The ‘Leader From The Back’….
(Teleprompter firing up)….
TeaParty was always putting him down…. (down down)
They knew Obamacare was not Constitutionally sound….
(whatcha mean Roberts when you said it was Constitutionally sound??!!)
His foreign policy, pathetically bad!…
His ‘Red Lines’, crossed like mad….
No sane person fell for..
The ‘Leader From The Back’….
(Teleprompter firing up)….
One day Snowden said, “better find someone new”….
Even Hillary had to say she was through….
(YES, it “makes a difference”, ’cause THEY ALL KNEW!!)
He just stood there.. while brave SEALS died!…
Then all he could do was LIE!…
Candy Crowley came through for..
The ‘Leader From The Back’….
(Teleprompter firing up)….
(Spoken):
He sort of smiled & kissed Israel goodbye…
Iran’s nukes were beginning to show…
As Syria, Libya & Egypt slipped into the night…
His ‘Arab Spring’ continued to slow…
&Β he didn’t care when he heard, Al Qaeda continued to grow…
LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!……
He felt so helpless (during the ‘Shutdown’), what could he do??….
So he blocked all with ‘Barrycades’, ’til it was through….
School kids on tour had to stop & stare!…
Couldn’t hide their tears, but Barry didn’t care π¦
They’ll never forget ‘Slim’..
The ‘Leader From The Back’….
(Teleprompter firing up)….
‘O’ooooo…ooooo…ooo!..
The Leader From The Back… how soon ’til he’s gone?..
The Leader From The Back… our Freedoms will be gone!..
The Leader From The Back… 3 more years ’til he’s gone?..
The Leader From The Back… hell, our country might be gone! π¦
(IF YOU AIN’T THE LEAD DOG… THE SCENERY NEVER CHANGES) π¦
“YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PLAN TO YOURSELF”
(music by The Georgia Satellites)
Tribute to: The “LIE Of The YEAR” π¦
Intro GUITAR π …..
I had some ‘hopey-change’ left in my pocket..
Goin’ ‘ding-a-ling-a-lings’..
Tried to call you on my Obama-phone.. Barry
Tried to give you a ring..
But each time I call, I get the same old thing:
Always, NO covey π¦ NO subsidy π¦
This website can’t enroll a damn thing!
Now sonny, now Barry, don’t put my plan up on no shelf…
He said, “now this ain’t no Lie,”
“YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PLAN TO YOURSELF!” π¦
Oh Barry, Barry, Barry..
Why you wanna treat me this way?..
You know I gave you election love boy..
But now I don’t feel the same way..
That’s when he told me this ‘story’..
’bout free care, like right now!
Then said, NO covey π¦ NO subsidy π¦
Until I get that, ‘Millennial vow’..
Now sonny, now Barry, don’t put my plan up on no shelf…
You said, “now this ain’t no Lie,”
“YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PLAN TO YOURSELF!” π¦
GUITAR! π ….
Aaaahh.. Go! Stick It Barock!… Go!…
sign-up here..
See, I wanted to believe him real bad..
& I was about to sign in..
That’s when Sebelius started talkin’ about BIG-GOV π¦
& I started sayin’ I AIN’T IN!..
I said, “Barry I gotta live with this,
& it could cost me my life!” π¦
He said, NO covey π¦ NO subsidy π¦
Until you sign up your kids & wife.. π¦
Now sonny, now Barry, don’t put my plan up on no shelf…
He said, “now this ain’t no Lie,”
“YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PLAN TO YOURSELF!” π¦
GUITAR (Obamacare) fade! π ………..
“I’m BaRock ‘NO-PLAN’ (or doctor) Lowbama, & I approved this message” π
βWe were flat out wrong.”
Thatβs the message Cracker Barrel is sending to enraged customers after the restaurant chain removed Duck Dynasty items from its stores over fears it might offend people.
βOur intent was to avoid offending but thatβs just what weβve done,β Cracker Barrel said in a statement posted on its Facebook page. βYou told us we made a mistake. And, you werenβt shy about it. You wrote, you called and you took to social media to express your thoughts and feelings.β
One of those customers was Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council. He said his family has eaten in nearly every Cracker Barrel in the country.
βCracker Barrel must be off their rocker,β he said in a statement to Fox News. βFor Cracker Barrel to take the bait of an organization like GLAAD, which has led the attack on Phil Robertson, they are betraying the values of the vast majority of their customers.β
The restaurant chain known for its country cooking admitted they were wrong and not only offered an apology, but ordered Duck Dynasty products be returned to their stores immediately.
βToday, we are putting all our Duck Dynasty products back in our stores,β Cracker Barrel stated. βAnd, we apologize for offending you.β
Cracker Barrel took action on Friday after Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson was indefinitely suspended from the popular A&E show for making comments the network found offensive to homosexuals.
Workers were instructed to remove all merchandise that featured Robertson, local reports alleged.
The outrage and condemnation from loyal Cracker Barrel customers was swift. Thousands posted messages on Facebook vowing to eat their biscuits and country fried steak somewhere else.
Among those who took offense was former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.
βI have no respect for a company that bows to the slightest pressure from the politically correct,β Huckabee wrote on Facebook.
“HOLIDAY ‘O’s”
(music from National Lampoon movie: ‘VACATION’)
(music by Lindsay Buckingham)
“WE GOTTA GET OUTTA THIS PLACE”
(music by The Animals)
OBAMA’S: “It’s V A C A T I O N Time!!!” π
INTRO: flying in the Presidential ‘Family-Truckster’….
I found out.. long ago… (‘O’ooooo’s….)
Frequent vacations.. are the way to go π (‘O’ooooooo’s….)
HOLIDAY ‘O’oooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..oo..
HOLIDAY ‘O’oooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..O’s!
Barock be nimble.. Barock be quick… (‘O’ooooo’s….)
Take a ride in your Golf Cart, ‘Slick’… (‘O’ooooooo’s….)
HOLIDAY ‘O’oooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..oo..
HOLIDAY ‘O’oooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..O’s!
HOLIDAY ‘O’oooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..oo..
HOLIDAY ‘O’oooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..O’s!
Buckingham GUITAR! π ….
I found out.. long ago… (‘O’ooooo’s….)
Frequent vacations.. are the way to go π (‘O’ooooooo’s….)
HOLIDAY ‘O’oooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..ooo.oo..
HOLIDAY ‘O’oooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..O’s!
INTRO: GUITAR RIFF π …….
In this dirty old partisan city..
Where Republicans refuse to compromise..
I use ‘Executive Order’ instead of tryin’….
Now Hawaii is so warm & pretty..
& the Golfing there is fabulous too π
I’ll be there before my tee-time is due… I know π
Watchin’ my signature legislation a-dyin’! π¦ ..
Watchin’ my hair, Ted Cruz makin’ it turn grey! π¦ ..
He’s been workin’ & chippin’ my approval away π¦ …..
Oh yes CNN startin’ to report it π¦
(Vacaa!) I’ve been blamin’ others so hard π
(Vacaa!) I’ve! been schemin’ too, ‘baggers’ π
(Vacaa!) Ev’ry! night. ‘bagger’ π
(Vaa!.. vaa!.. vaa!.. vacaaa!)
(CHORUS):
We Gotta Get Outta This Place!..
Leading’s the last thing I’ll ever do!..
We Gotta Get Outta This Place…
Moochelle, there’s a better life, in Honolulu….. π
Now my Hawaii is so warm & pretty..
& the Golfing there is fabulous too!.. yeah π
I’ll be there before my tee-time is due… I just know it! π
Watchin’ my signature legislation a-dyin’! π¦ ..
Watchin’ my hair, Ted Cruz makin’ it turn grey! π¦ ..
He’s been workin’ & chippin’ my approval away π¦ …..
I know those ‘teabaggers’ been underminin’ me so hard π¦
(Vacaa!) but I! been schemin’ too, ‘baggers’ π
(Vacaa!) Ev’ry! day, ‘baggers’ π
(Vacaa!) for thee ‘O’s! π
(Vaa!.. vaa!.. vaa!.. vacaaa!)
We Gotta Get Outta This Place!..
Leading’s the last thing I wanna do!..
We Gotta Get Outta This Place…
Moochelle, there’s a better life, in Honolulu π …..
(anywhere but DC baby… but we’ll still control it!)
We Gotta Get Outta This Place!..
Leading’s the last thing I’ll ever do!..
We Gotta Get Outta This Place…
Moochie there’s a better life, in my old Honolulu π
(choom too!) π
Lindsay Buckingham GUITAR! π ….
‘O’ooooo… oooo!…
‘O’ooooo… oooo!…
I found out.. long ago.. (‘O’ooooo’s..)
Frequent vacations.. are the way to go π .. (‘O’ooooooo’s…)
HOLIDAY ‘O’ooooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..oo..O’s…
HOLIDAY ‘O’ooooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..O’s!
Barock is nimble.. Barock is quick.. (‘O’ooooo’s..)
Take a ride in your presidential golf-cart, ‘Slick’ π (‘O’ooooooo’s..)
HOLIDAY ‘O’ooooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..oo..O’s..
HOLIDAY ‘O’ooooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..O’s!
well I found out.. long ago.. (‘O’ooooo’s..)
Tax-payer funded vacations are A GO! π (‘O’ooooooo’s..)
HOLIDAY ‘O’ooooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..oo..O’s..
HOLIDAY ‘O’ooooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..O’s!
HOLIDAY ‘O’ooooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..oo..O..
HOLIDAY ‘O’ooooo..oooo..oooo..ooo..ooo..ooo..O’s!
(“Surf’s Up!”)
‘O’oooooo!… π¦
‘O’oooooo!… π¦
December 22, 2013
Phil Robertson’s Detractors Advance His Message
For days now, the nation has been subjected to hearing gay activists, atheists, hypersensitive liberals, and First Amendment rights-defenders engaging in biblical eisegesis. The histrionics began when Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson was quoted in a GQ interview where, in defense of his biblically based anti-homosexual-lifestyle views, he loosely cited 1 Corinthians 6:9-10:
Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers — they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.
Unabashed in his enthusiasm about the saving power of Jesus Christ and his denunciation of the sinful life he openly admits he was delivered from, when explaining why he rejects the gay lifestyle, Papa Robertson also referred to female and male body parts as if he were reading out of a public school edition of Human Sexuality for Fifth-Graders. Hearing the words “vagina” and “anus” caused quite a stir with the set that approves of live sex shows being part of a college curriculum.
Liberals who are determined to force kindergartners to use clinical terms for genitalia are now saying Phil Robertson’s comments were crude. Aren’t these the same individuals who love to hand out Planned Parenthood pamphlets with a section that gives kids detailed instructions on how to masturbate?
Yes they are! And now it’s the masturbation enthusiasts who are dipping their toes into the biblical interpretation waters and expounding upon their hollow theological insights.
Liberals interpret both the Bible and the U.S. Constitution similarly. Generally they reject both, but they are the first to expose their ignorance when opining on how those who do believe in both the Scripture and our founding documents err in the proper understanding.
Now, in the aftermath of the Duck Dynasty controversy, disapproving unbelievers and biblical know-nothings are elevating themselves to the seat of authority and, on behalf of the gay community, are determined to iron the insensitive wrinkles out of theScripture.
On the supposedly more conservative end of the spectrum, you have “Christian” pundits like questioning whether Phil Robertson took it too far when he quoted the Word of God, which, Bill is well aware, condemns all sin, including homosexuality, bestiality, fornication, and adultery.
As an unapologetic Christian Bible-thumper myself, it initially disturbed me to hear Scripture being analyzed by people like gay Democrat pollster Bernard Whitman, who attempted to use the Bible to bludgeon a man I consider a brother in Christ. What Whitman and others like him fail to realize is that their criticism actually helps Phil Robertson further his message.
In the 55th chapter of the book of Isaiah, verses 10 and 11, the Lord informed the prophet that:
As the rain and the snow come down from heaven, and do not return to it without watering the earth and making it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed for the sower and bread for the eater, so is my word that goes out from my mouth: It will not return to me empty, but will accomplish what I desire and achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
Secular eisegetes are oblivious to the fact that their level of belief or lack thereof does not impact the intrinsic power of God’s Word to accomplish its purposes!
The more time the left spends vocally ruminating over what Phil Robertson said, the more the Word of God, which never comes back void, goes forth and impacts lost and hurting lives. A&E and GLAAD may not realize it, but thanks to mutual religious intolerance, they’ve assisted Phil Robertson in getting out the message that he was originally denounced for expressing. Let’s not forget — as with Balaam, if God has something to say, He will get a donkey to say it. And at present the message being sent clearly condemns homosexuality, but with it also comes the hope of God’s unconditional love and forgiveness, and the free gift of salvation.
One can’t help but compare the modern-day predicament of Phil Robertson — unruffled by the furor, firm in his faith, and unwavering in his commitment to Christ — modern-day predicament to that of the Apostle Paul.
When Paul wrote to the Philippians, he was imprisoned. The overriding theme of Paul’s letter was that despite his captivity, his evangelistic work had not been hindered. Instead, those who tried to thwart the spread of the Gospel unwittingly helped hasten its propagation.
For personal gain, phony preachers questioned Paul’s good character. Paul was unmoved. Imprisoned in a jail cell, the writer of the epistle ignored the allegations and focused on and rejoiced in what was of utmost importance to him: the advancement of the Gospel.
In like manner, as an unintended consequence of Phil Robertson’s comments, while the patriarch of Duck Dynasty remains unyielding, unlikely suspects on the left are successfully moving forward the very message that they themselves find objectionable.
Just as it is now for Phil Robertson, it was for Paul of Tarsus nearly 2,000 years ago when he wrote these words to ” Phil Robertson and rejoice.
Jeannie hosts a blog at www.jeannie-ology.com.
Interesting…
“βIt is our understanding that when the TV executives came up with the concept for the show they wanted it to be a case of people laughing at a bunch of backward rednecks.
“βBut when it didnβt turn out like that and people actually started identifying with the way the family behaved and were laughing with them, not at them, they became uncomfortable. It did not sit will with the New York TV types.”
“FEEL LIKE MAKIN’ LOVE”
(music by Bad Company)
‘DUCK DYNASTY’ ROCKS!!
Intro GUITAR π ….
Baby.. when I think about it..
I think about,
Va…………gina… π
Don’t wanna.. think about it..
a man’s,
A…………..nus… π¦
Don’t we have?..
Free religious belief?..
Expressed mine yesterday……….
Sin will trap you..
Won’t inherit heaven..
A&E’s lyin’………
Hypocrisy on display……… π¦
feel like makin’…. (guitar) π
Feel Like Makin’ Love!….
Feel Like Makin’ Love!….
Feel Like Makin’ Love!….
& it’s not.. a.. sinful screw π ….
Baby..Β if I think about it..
I think about,
Va………….gina… π
Don’t wanna.. think about it..
a man’s,
A……………nus… π¦
& I thought I had..
Free speech & faith?..
Fascist intolerance is shining……….
But I still love you..
Both straight and gay..
But one’s more satisfying………. π
feel like makin’…. (guitar) π
Feel Like Makin’ Love!…
Feel Like Makin’ Love!…
Feel Like Makin’ Love!…
& it’s not.. a.. sinful screw π ….
GUITAR π ……
& don’t we have?..
Free Speech & religious belief?
Expressed mine yesterday………..
Sin will trap you..
Won’t inherit heaven..
A&E’s lyin’……….
Hypocrisy on display!……….. π¦
feel like makin’…. (guitar) π
Feel Like Makin’ Love!…
Feel Like Makin’ Love!… (guitar) π
Feel Like Makin’ Love!… (guitar) π
& it’s not.. a.. sinful screw π ….
(guitar) π
now i,
Feel Like Makin’ Love!…
now i,
Feel Like Makin’ Love!… (guitar)…. π
now i,
Feel Like Makin’ Love!…
(Repeat Chorus with Guitar)….
“QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!” π
“JANTJIE & THE HAND JIVE”
(music by Cliff Richard & the Shadows /
George Thorogood & the Delaware Destroyers)
Intro ‘Lonesome George’ GUITAR! π …
I saw a cat named Way-Out Jantjie…
He got a crazy little schtick, just signing silly π
Yeah, rockin’ & rollin’ was this schizo dude…
Doin’ that crazy old hand-jive too….
Obama, Obama, didn’t even know…
He was even whackier than VP Uncle Joe π …
Stood next to him for quite some time…
Steady jibberish is usually Barry’s line….
Hand-Jive….
Hand-Jive….
No one asked why?…
Is that crazy guy π doin’ that crazy hand-jive?…..
He was seeing lightning & angels & a community-organizer-in-chief…
They all dug his rhythmic beat…
Way-Out Jantjie made the world tweet…
When he did that hand-jive on live TV….
Hand-Jive….
Hand-Jive….
No one asked why?…
Is that crazy guy π doin’ that crazy hand-jive?…..
BILL ‘SlickWillie’ CLINTON SAX SOLO! π …
Police told Jantjie, you ruined our zone π¦
You & that hand-jive have got to go!
Jantjie told police, he knew he was out of bounds…
But was hearing voices saying, “Don’t Slow Down!” π¦
Hand-Jive….
Hand-Jive….
No one asked why?…
Is that crazy guy π doin’ that crazy hand-jive?…..
Jantjie got silly, then apologized for it all…
He’s like a little ‘Barry Junior’, just a bullshittin’ us all…
Well, Barry got famous with ‘jibberish’ ya see…
Nutty Jantjie says, well what about me??….
Hand-Jive….
Hand-Jive….
No one asked why?…
Is that crazy guy π doin’ that crazy hand-jive?…..
Hand-Jive….
Hand-Jive….
Obama was fine….
With his ‘human teleprompter’s’ hand-jive….. π
“SELFIE STAR”
(music by Bad Company)
DEDICATED to our Selfie-Absorbed ‘CELEBRITY POTUS’
Intro GUITAR π ….
Barry was a ‘choom boy’,
When he did his first Alinsky bong π
‘Rules-For-Rads’ I think it was,
& from there ACORN took him on..
Got himself a prompter,
Used to play-act every night..
Now he’s in the ‘Chicago Outfit’,
& everything’s alright…. π
yeah we know…… π¦
Barry told his comrade,
Hey Billy Ayers wha-da-ya say..
I’m gonna hit the big-time,
If you write my auto-bio this way..
Jeremiah shown to the door,
Too much baggage in Barry’s eyes..
Barry said don’t cry Reverend,
Smile π ’cause this is good-bye….
yeah we know… yeah yeah π¦
YES.. WE.. KNOW.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
anything goes….
‘say cheese!’ π BO….
YES.. WE.. KNOW.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
& Hollywood will love you just as long…
as long as you are!……
Barry got elected,
He went straight up to #1 π
Suddenly everytime loved,
to vote ‘Present’ to get along..
Watchin’ the election go by,
Took out Hillary & McLame so fast..
Barry looked around him & said well,
I AM’s THE BIG DOG AT LAST π …
yeah we know….
yeah we know π¦
YES.. WE.. KNOW.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
regular on Leno…
Nobel pose…
YES.. WE.. KNOW.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!.. yeah
& Hollywood will love you just as long…
as long as you are!….
A ‘Selfie’ Star!…..
Mick Ralphs GUITAR! π …..
YES!.. WE!.. KNOW!.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
strike a pose…
wanna-be golf pro…
YES!.. WE!.. KNOW!.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
& Hollywood will love you just as long…
as long as you are!….
Barry Lied one night,
Lies crashed on his head π¦
Cancelled policies, broken website,
FOX replayin’ what ‘he said’ π¦
Barry’s term passed him by,
“What Difference Did He Make!?”
If you listen to the spin,
You can still hear Denmark’s Prime Minister say….
‘O’oooooo…ooo….
YEAH.. WE.. KNOW.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
stick up your nose…
‘say cheese!’ π BO….
YEAH.. WE.. KNOW.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
a real LAME ‘O’ooo!!!
YES!.. WE!.. KNOW!.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
Nobel.. Nobel.. Nobel.. Nobel.. Nobel pose!
YES!.. WE!.. KNOW!.. ‘O’oo.. THAT YOU ARE.. A!…. SELFIE STAR!..
‘O’!ooo….
‘O’!ooooooo…..
‘O’!ooooooo….. ‘O’!…
wooo!
YES WE.. YES WE.. KNOW!.. THAT YOU ARE!.. A!.. SELFIE STAR!..
smile π smile π BO….
You Lame ‘O’..
‘O’ooo…
‘O’ooooooo…..
‘O’ooooooo… ‘O’!….
blah! blah.. blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah
blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah!
wooo!
blah! blah.. blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah
blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah!
wooo!
blah! blah.. blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah
blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah!
wooo!
blah! blah.. blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah
blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah!
(HELPIE-SELFIE BRO) π
“STUCK WITHOUT YOU”
(music by ELVIS)
‘NEW’ OBAMACARE RAP TO ENTICE MILLENNIALS:
ooo ooo.. need you.. ooo ooo.. need you..
You can bite the apple, on this apple tree..
take-a take the sugar & you won’t forsake me..
Uh.. uh.. uh..
Go-sign-up.. uh.. uh.. π
Ya gotta “shop then choose”….
Pick! because I’m..
STUCK WITHOUT YOU π¦
Go have fun & linger with the online ware..
Squeeze you with a big hug of Obamacare π
Uh.. uh.. uh..
Yes-sign-up.. uh.. uh.. π
Ya gotta “shop then choose”….
Pick! because I’m..
STUCK WITHOUT YOU π¦
I’ll fix the glitches!.. I’ll cover you all!..
Hangin’ with your parents ain’t gonna do ya no, good at all π¦
‘Cause once I enroll ya & this entitlement starts…
A team of wild tea-baggers couldn’t tear us apart!….
They tried to take my law, defund & throw it aside..
But with your love & money we’ll forever be tied! π
Uh.. uh.. uh..
Uh.. uh.. uh..
‘O’ooo yeah.. uh uh
Ya gotta “shop then choose”….
Pick! because I’ll be..
STUCK WITHOUT YOU π¦
I’ll fix the glitches!.. I’ll cover you all!..
Hangin’ with your parents ain’t gonna do ya no, good at all π¦
‘Cause once I enroll ya & this entitlement starts…
A team of wild tea-baggers couldn’t tear us apart!….
They tried to take my law, defund & throw it aside..
But with your love & money we’ll forever be tied! π
Uh.. uh.. uh..
Just-sign-up.. uh.. uh.. π
Ya gotta “visit then choose”….
yeah yeah..Β because I’m..
STUCK WITHOUT YOU π¦
Ya gotta ” browse & choose”….
yeah yeahΒ or I’ll be..
STUCK WITHOUT YOU π¦
Ya gotta stick with me like glue…
Pick! ’cause I be..
STUCK WITHOUT YOU π¦
Police Chief David Oliver has a simple answer for Kanye West after hearing the rapper compare himself to a soldier or cop.
“Join the military.”
The OH-based law enforcer lashed out at West via Facebook after the star said his life as a celebrity puts him in constant danger, similar to what a police officer or U.S. soldier faces.
I know it is supply and demand and the demand for your services is high,β Oliver wrote to West in an open letter posted Thursday morning on his departmentβs Facebook page. βI get economics. What I do not get is you EVER comparing what you do for a living to our heroic military members, who are always in harmβs wayβ¦ and my brother and sister police officers who have to go to work carrying weapons and wearing a bullet-proof vest to protect themselves.β
In the open letter, rife with sarcasm in many parts, Oliver suggested West βabandon [his] career as a super star and join the military.
WOULD NOT DO IT … LET THE SHIT HIT THE FAN !!!
Jack Phillips is a baker who declined to bake a wedding cake for a same-sex couple because his Christian belief is that marriage exists only between a man and woman. Now a Colorado judge has ordered him to bake cakes for same-sex marriages, and if Phillips refuses, he could go to jail.
Phillips owns a small business, Masterpiece Cakeshop, in Lakewood, Colorado. A homosexual coupleβCharlie Craig and David Mullinsβvisited Phillipsβs store on July 19, 2012, asking him to bake them a cake to celebrate their wedding. Although the Colorado Constitution defines marriage as between only one man and one woman, these men claimed to have been already married in Massachusetts and wanted to celebrate the wedding in Colorado.
Phillips is an Evangelical Christian who holds to the belief that marriage is between a man and woman. When Phillips bakes a wedding cake, he interprets it as participating in the wedding celebration, and he explained that, therefore, he does not make cakes for gay marriages.
Craig and Mullins complained to the Colorado Civil Rights Commission. On Dec. 6, 2013, an administrative law judgeβRobert Spencerβruled that Masterpiece Cakeshop and Jack Phillips violated Coloradoβs antidiscrimination law. Spencer ordered Phillips to bake cakes celebrating gay marriage for any other parties that ask for such a cake in the future.
Spencer readily acknowledged the authenticity of Phillipsβs faith, including in his findings of fact:
Phillips has been a Christian for approximately 35 years, and believes in Jesus Christ as his Lord and savior. As a Christian, Phillipsβ main goal in life is to be obedient to Jesus and His teachings in all aspects of his life[;] Phillips believes the Bible is the inspired word of God[;] its commands are binding on him[;] Godβs intention for marriage is the union of one man and one woman.
Relevant to his professional work, Spencer included as a factual finding, βPhillips believes that if he uses his artistic talents to participate in same-sex weddings by creating a wedding cake, he will be displeasing God and acting contrary to the teachings of the Bible.β
Phillipsβs lead lawyer is Nicolle Martin, who is representing him pro bono as part of theAlliance Defending Freedom (ADF), a network of over 2,000 Christian attorneys nationwide who defend people in their local communities when their religious liberties are violated.
Spencer understands Martinβs argument that Phillips uses his artistic talents to make cakes that convey a message. Phillips is engaging in a form of speech when he makes a cake, and making a gay-marriage cake for these two men would therefore compel him to send a message that his religious conscience cannot allow.
Nonetheless, Spencer held that all this βfails to take into account the cost to society and the hurt caused to persons who are denied service simply because of who they are.β
In other words, Phillips has no right to follow his Christian faith, or any other religion, when it involves refusing to embrace and celebrate gay marriage, even if there is no legal same-sex marriage in the state where all this happened.
Therefore, Jack Phillips is currently under a court order to bake same-sex wedding cakes if asked to do so. Under a Colorado law in effect in 2012, Phillips could be sent to jail for up to 12 months for his decision. Although that law has been repealed, it is possible that he could still be criminally prosecuted.
Phillips refuses to participate in same-sex wedding celebrations even though he realizes that, both under the now-repealed law, as well as for violating a court order, he could be incarcerated.
Martin told Breitbart News that Jack Phillips is committed to faithfully following Jesus Christ, regardless of the personal cost. As Martin explained:
American citizens should not have to live in fear of a prison sentence merely for disagreeing with the governmentβs opinion. All Americans should remain free to honor God in our lives and in our work. The government has no business threatening Americans with jail time for simply exercising their constitutionally-protected freedoms of religion and speech. Every American, whatever you think about this issue, should fear a government that ignores the First Amendment in order to exercise this kind of power over its citizens.
Martin and ADF will now take this case to the Colorado Court of Appeals.
“BARRY NAVIDAD”
(music by Jose Feliciano)
– Twas the night before Christmas,
when all through the Whitehouse..
All the creatures were partying,
Moochelle even sporting a $50,000 blouse!..
The goodies were sprung,
rammed down the chimney came Obamacare..
In hopes that St. Barack,
soon would be there…….
Intro ‘Holiday HORNS’! π ….
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad,
Santa..Barry..is coming..to town..
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad,
Santa..Barry..is coming..to town.. π
I really wish he wasn’t, such a misfit….
I really wish he wasn’t, such a misfit….
I wish Barry wasn’t, such a misfit,
& loved our country, in his heart π¦ ….
I really wish he wasn’t, such a misfit….
I really wish he wasn’t, such a misfit….
I wish Barry wasn’t, such a misfit,
from the bottom, of gg’s heart!….
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad,
Santa..Barry..is coming..to town…
ha ha! π
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad,
Santa..Barry..is coming..to town..
I really wish he wasn’t, such a misfit….
I really wish he wasn’t, such a misfit….
I wish Barry wasn’t, such a misfit,
& loved our country, in his heart π¦ ….
I really wish he wasn’t, such a misfit….
I really wish he wasn’t, such a misfit….
I wish Barry wasn’t, such a misfit,
from the bottom, of gg’s heart!….
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad,
Santa..Barry..is coming..to town… π
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad,
Santa..Barry..is coming.. to town…
I really wish he wasn’t, such a misfit….
I really wish he wasn’t, such a misfit….
I wish Barry wasn’t, such a misfit,
& loved our country, in his heart π¦ ….
I really wish he wasn’t, such a misfit….
I really wish he wasn’t, such a misfit….
I wish Barry wasn’t, such a misfit,
from the bottom, of gg’s heart!….
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad….
Barry Navidad,
Santa..Barry..is coming..to town π
– He spoke many words,
& went straight to his redistributive work..
& filled all the zombie’s stockings, π
then called all the Republicans jerks π¦ ..
& tipping his chin,
high like his nose,
& getting the nod,
up in the polls he rose! π ..
He sprang to his teleprompter,
to CNN gave a whistle..
& all day they were used,
on his critics like thistles..
& I heard him proclaim,
‘ere he flew out of sight..
“Happy Holidays to all my supporters!”..
“and to all my critics, we will fight!”…..


























