“SELFIE STAR”
“SELFIE STAR”
(music by Bad Company)
DEDICATED to our Selfie-Absorbed ‘CELEBRITY POTUS’
Intro GUITAR 🙂 ….
Barry was a ‘choom boy’,
When he did his first Alinsky bong 🙂
‘Rules-For-Rads’ I think it was,
& from there ACORN took him on..
Got himself a prompter,
Used to play-act every night..
Now he’s in the ‘Chicago Outfit’,
& everything’s alright…. 🙂
yeah we know…… 😦
Barry told his comrade,
Hey Billy Ayers wha-da-ya say..
I’m gonna hit the big-time,
If you write my auto-bio this way..
Jeremiah shown to the door,
Too much baggage in Barry’s eyes..
Barry said don’t cry Reverend,
Smile 🙂 ’cause this is good-bye….
yeah we know… yeah yeah 😦
YES.. WE.. KNOW.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
anything goes….
‘say cheese!’ 🙂 BO….
YES.. WE.. KNOW.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
& Hollywood will love you just as long…
as long as you are!……
Barry got elected,
He went straight up to #1 🙂
Suddenly everytime loved,
to vote ‘Present’ to get along..
Watchin’ the election go by,
Took out Hillary & McLame so fast..
Barry looked around him & said well,
I AM’s THE BIG DOG AT LAST 🙂 …
yeah we know….
yeah we know 😦
YES.. WE.. KNOW.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
regular on Leno…
Nobel pose…
YES.. WE.. KNOW.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!.. yeah
& Hollywood will love you just as long…
as long as you are!….
A ‘Selfie’ Star!…..
Mick Ralphs GUITAR! 🙂 …..
YES!.. WE!.. KNOW!.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
strike a pose…
wanna-be golf pro…
YES!.. WE!.. KNOW!.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
& Hollywood will love you just as long…
as long as you are!….
Barry Lied one night,
Lies crashed on his head 😦
Cancelled policies, broken website,
FOX replayin’ what ‘he said’ 😦
Barry’s term passed him by,
“What Difference Did He Make!?”
If you listen to the spin,
You can still hear Denmark’s Prime Minister say….
‘O’oooooo…ooo….
YEAH.. WE.. KNOW.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
stick up your nose…
‘say cheese!’ 🙂 BO….
YEAH.. WE.. KNOW.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
a real LAME ‘O’ooo!!!
YES!.. WE!.. KNOW!.. THAT YOU ARE.. A.. SELFIE STAR!..
Nobel.. Nobel.. Nobel.. Nobel.. Nobel pose!
YES!.. WE!.. KNOW!.. ‘O’oo.. THAT YOU ARE.. A!…. SELFIE STAR!..
‘O’!ooo….
‘O’!ooooooo…..
‘O’!ooooooo….. ‘O’!…
wooo!
YES WE.. YES WE.. KNOW!.. THAT YOU ARE!.. A!.. SELFIE STAR!..
smile 🙂 smile 🙂 BO….
You Lame ‘O’..
‘O’ooo…
‘O’ooooooo…..
‘O’ooooooo… ‘O’!….
blah! blah.. blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah
blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah!
wooo!
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blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah!
wooo!
blah! blah.. blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah
blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah!
wooo!
blah! blah.. blah..blah..blah..blah..blah..blah
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(HELPIE-SELFIE BRO) 🙂