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“HANDOUTS HE HAS FOR YA”

by on January 23, 2014

“HANDOUTS HE HAS FOR YA”
(music by The Eagles)

A musical tale of Obama’s ‘ENTITLEMENT STATES of AMERICA’

Intro ACOUSTIC GUITAR 🙂 …

On a dark DC highway..
Hopey-Change in the air..
Warm chants of “Yes-We-Can!”..
Rising up everywhere.. 🙂
Up ahead in the distance..
I saw a teleprompter ignite..
The propaganda heavy,
& class-envy slights now “in”..
‘Class-warfare’ would now be our fight….

There he stood promising a new way..
He knew that ‘blame’ would sell..
& I was thinkin’ to myself..
This ‘messiah’ could be from heaven, or could be from hell..
Then he lit up a new 72 watt ‘energy-saving-toxic’ lightbulb..
& said, ‘Stimulus’ will be the way..
There were cronies lined up in the corridor..
I heard Solyndra say….

(CHORUS)
Welcome to thee handouts, he has for ya…
Such a growing rate 🙂 .. (such a growing rate)
Such a dependent state 🙂 ..
There’s plenty real soon with thee handouts, he has for ya…
All throughout the year 🙂 .. (we’ll be Greece by next year)
‘Fundamental transformation’ is here! 🙂

His mind is Alinsky-twisted..
He’s got a nanny-state bent.. uh
He’s got a lot of freebie, freebie ploys..
He’ll be your friend 🙂
How they ‘occupy’ in 1%er’s front yards..
Their ‘fair share’ they’ll get!
Supporters he remembers..
Everyone else, he forgets!
So I signed up for foodstamps..
An unemployment benefit extension would be fine..
He said, “now that’s the spirit I want ’round here”..
“What’s yours is mine!” 🙂
& on my Obama-phone I can call unlimited faaaaar.. away..
Stay up & party with Mooch ’til the middle of the night..
Then have your gas & rent paid! 🙂

(CHORUS)
Welcome to thee handouts, he has for ya… 🙂
Such a growing rate.. (such a growing rate)
Such a dependent state 🙂 ..
We livin’ it up on thee handouts, he has for ya…
What a taxpayer surprise! 😦 .. (those payin’ most demonized)
Even Illegals subsidized!… 🙂

Revenue & income ceiling..

Single-payer soon, will be nice..

& he said,
“Ya’ll be entitled prisoners here..

Communism’s alright”….

And in the congressional chamber..

They gathered for his annual speech..

He took stabs at Capitalism with his redistributive knife..

But he just can’t kill that ‘free-market beast’!

Last thing I remember..
I heard, Ted Cruz filibustering next door..
He said, Liberty has to find the passage back..
To the place America was before..
Relax said Pelosi..
Low-Info’s have been programmed to receive..
You can rally any time you’d like..
But off the dole, they’ll never leave!!..

JOE WALSH GUITAR! 🙂 …..

(Freedom & Liberty fade) 😦 …..

From → Guitargod

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