“CALL ME A SLEAZE”
(music by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

DEDICATION: Harry ‘DOMESTIC TYRANT’ Reid

Intro GUITARS 🙂 …

(Dirty Reid):
They call me a Sleaze…
I keep slanderin’ my foes… 🙂
Well now they, call me a Sleaze…
I keep slanderin’ my foes…
I ain’t got me no morals…
I don’t care if lies are told 🙂 ….

Mitt no pay, any taxes…
Ain’t no trustin’ Romney 😦 …
That Mitt no pay, any taxes…
Ain’t no trustin’ Romney…
& what’s he hidin’ from ev’rybody?…
Nobody helped from his greed…
Oh, and that’s the way those 1%ers will always be! 😦

‘Southern-Fried’ GUITAR! 🙂 …..

Well, I gave that ‘green light’ on Bundy…
On his land, keep movin’ on 🙂 …
Well, I gave that ‘green light’ on Bundy…
On his land, keep movin’ on….
Well, we might go grab land in California…
Might ‘go grab’ in Texas, I gotta check with BO….

‘Honky Tonk’ PIANO & HORNS! 🙂 …..

Well, I don’t dig ‘domestic terrorists’…
& we got some right here at home 😦 …
Well now, I don’t dig ‘TeaParty anarchists’…
Or that Ted Cruz calls this his home!
But I don’t have me no real honor…
So I just say, “obstruction’s on!” 🙂

Well, now they call me a Sleaze…
I’ll keep slanderin’ my foes…
Well, now they call me a Sleaze…
I’ll keep slanderin’ my foes 🙂 …
I ain’t got me no morals…
I don’t care if lies are told 🙂 …

woooooooo!…… ooo oo ooo ooo….

‘MR. SLEAZE’ 😦

“EVERYBODY WANTS KEYSTONE”
(music by Bob Dylan)

Intro HARMONICA 🙂 ….

well,
He’ll stonewall ya when you’re tryin’ to do the country good…. 😦
He’ll stonewall & transform just a like he said he would….
He’ll stonewall ya when you’re tryin’ to produce right here at home 😦 ….
Then he’ll stonewall ya & leave our oil all alone….

But Barry must feel so all alone…. 😦
cause, EVERYBODY WANTS KEYSTONE! 🙂

well,
He’ll stonewall ya unless you’re a ‘greenie-weenie’ protestin’ in the street….
He’ll stonewall ya when Dems are tryin’ to keep their Senate seats 😦
He’ll stonewall ya when you’re talkin’ on the Senate floor….
He’ll stonewall ya with voters kickin’ your ass out the door 🙂

But Barry must feel so all alone…. 😦
cause, EVERYBODY WANTS KEYSTONE! 🙂

He’ll stonewall ya & take food off your breakfast table….
He’ll stonewall ya & pass up jobs for the young & able…. 😦
He’ll stonewall ya & limit companies tryin’ to make a buck….
He’ll stonewall ya & then say with energy prices, “Good Luck!” 🙂

tell ya what, Barry must feel so all alone…. 😦
EVERYBODY WANTS KEYSTONE! 🙂

well,
He’ll stonewall you & say dependence on oil has to end!….
Then he’ll stonewall you & then to Mid-East oil go back again!…. 😦
He’ll stonewall you ’til you’re ridin’ in his electric cars….
He’ll stonewall ‘gg’ with no energy to even play my electric guitar 😦 ….

Yes, Barry must feel so all alone…. 😦
EVERYBODY WANTS KEYSTONE! 🙂

well,
He’ll stonewall you with Regs won’t leave producers alone…. 😦
He’ll stonewall you & shutdown drillin’ here at home 😦 ….
He’ll stonewall you with endless delays….
He’ll stonewall you, this pipeline’s as dead as what’s in a grave 😦 ….

But Barry must feel so all alone…. 😦
’cause, EVERYBODY WANTS KEYSTONE! 🙂

EV’RYBODY WANTS KEYSTONE!…

EV’RYBODY WANTS KEYSTONE!…

EV’RYBODY WANTS KEYSTONE!…

U.S.A. NEEDS KEYSTONE!…

yeah, EV’RYBODY WANTS KEYSTONE! 🙂

But Barry’s playin’ politics, shoulda’ known… 😦

“ON THE DARK SIDE” (‘Barry & the Abusers’)
(music by John Cafferty – ‘Eddie & the Cruisers’ Soundtrack)

INTRO PIANO ….

The Dark Side’s callin’ now, nothin’ is real….

Pelosi says she knows just how immigrants feel…. 🙂

From out of the shadows, Reid’s on the ‘cattle scene’…. 😦

Him & his son goin’ crazy, got their Chinese solar plant scheme….

‘Hopey-Change’ was gonna save us, ‘Low-Info’s’ love is blind..

They slipped to the ‘Dark Side’.. across Barry’s ‘red-line’!……

On The Dark Side…. oooh yeah….

On The Dark Side!…. ‘O’s.. bad! 😦

GUITAR & ‘Yes We Can’ handclaps!…..

Dark Side’s lyin’ now, nothin’ is real….
8 million sign ups, 6 million cancelled, what a deal!..
Back into the shadows, Hillary slinks from their scheme….
Blamin’ a video was crazy, “What Difference Does It Make!” so mean 😦
‘Hopey-Change’ was supposed to save us, ‘Low-Info’s’ love is blind..
They slipped to the ‘Dark Side’.. across Barry’s ‘red-line’!……

On The Dark Side…. oooh yeah….
On The Dark Side!…. ‘O’s.. bad! 😦

BILL ‘SlickWillie’ CLINTON SAX SOLO! 🙂 …

Dark Side’s callin’ now, nothin’ is real….
‘Fast & Furious’, for Mexican drug cartels, what a steal!….
Coward in the shadows, Eric Holder’s a fiend…. 😦
Biden is crazy, Lois Lerner obscene 😦 ….
‘Dopey-Change’ was gonna save us, ‘Low-Info’s’ love is blind…
They slipped to the ‘Dark Side’.. across Barry’s ‘red-line’!……

On The Dark Side…. oooh yeah….
On The Dark Side!…. ‘O’s.. bad!….
On The Dark Side…. oooh yeah….
On The Dark Side!…. ‘O’s!….. bad! 😦

“YOU BETTER YOU BET” (anooother ‘red-line’ phone call)
(music by The WHO)

A TYPICAL Barock ‘RED-LINE’ PHONE CALL TO Vlad….

Intro: ring..ring..ring..ring…..
dupe da dupe da dupe… he got duuuuuuuped……… dupe da dupe da dupe…..
he’s a duuuuuuupe 😦 ……… dupe da dupe da dupe…… always gets duuuuuuuuped….. dupe da
dupe da dupe…….. ooooo what a dupe 😦

(Barock):
I call you on the telephone..
My voice to rough with cigarettes..
I sometimes wish you would just stay home..
But I’m dealing with a commie & cold war he’ll never forget…

(Vlad):
I love to hear you praise my name..
Especially.. when you say, ‘flex’..
I got your promise right now on my mind..
And I’m drunk in my mind, on the thought of my old Soviet… 🙂
On the thought… of a new Soviet 🙂 …
‘O’…. who should I invade next?…..

(CHORUS)
(Vlad):
When I say, I want more..
You say, you better…

You better.. you better, not yet 😦
When I say, I need more..

You say, you better…
You better.. you bet I’ll have ‘flex’ 🙂

(Barock):
You wait for my ‘green light’….
Then you can rush through…
Rush through Ukraine without a fight! 🙂

(Vlad):

I want those feeble minded Ukrainians overthrown!..
I’m not into your ‘reset scripture’..
You, I just like to oppose 🙂
You welcome me, & openly disarm..
& openly beg….
I know only fools must please..
But this Kerry guy clings to my leg!

(Barock):
I don’t really mind how much you diss me…
Ooh, a lot is alright…
Then you say…. Snowden will spend the night….
Tonight…. every night…… 😦

(Vlad):
When I say, I want more…
You say, you better…
You better.. you better, not yet! 😦
When I say, I need more…
You say, you better…
You better.. you bet I’ll have ‘flex’ 🙂

(Barock):
You wait for my ‘green light’….
Then you can rush through….
Rush through Ukraine without a fight! 😦 …

I’ll ‘get into bed with you’…
We could break some crooked records…
My ‘czars’ keep lickin’ their chops…
Sayin’ teamin’ up would be better…
Sayin’ let’s get together!…
I’ll give you the ‘green light’! 🙂

(Vlad):
You better disarm!.. all the time now!..
You better not butt in!.. no more ‘red lines’ now!.. 🙂
You better keep takin’ ‘selfies’!.. all the time now!..
You better hitch up them ‘mom jeans’!.. ‘lead from behind now’!.. 🙂

I’ll show up in Europe some night..
Would it be alright if I visit?… 🙂
And knowing I’m so eager to fight..
Will make letting me in so much easier…
I know, I don’t like wearing many clothes..
And I look pretty studly most times.. 🙂
But my body feels so good..
And I can still wrestle a grizzly & pin him.. every time!….

(Barock):
And when it comes, to All-Statist living…
I know appeasement I’ll be giving…
I’ve got it all down to a ‘tee’…
& the golfin’s free 🙂 ……

(Vlad):
When I say, I want more..
You say, you better..
You better.. you better, not yet 😦
When I say, I need more..
You say, you better..
You better.. you bet I’ll have ‘flex’ 🙂
When I say, I want more..
You say, you better..
You better.. you better, not yet! 😦
When I say, I need more..
You scream, you better!..
You better.. you bet I’ll have ‘flex’! 🙂
When I say, I want more..
You say, you better..
You better.. you better, not yet! 😦
When I say, I need more..
You say, you better..
You better.. you bet I’ll have ‘flex’ 🙂
When I say, I want more..
You say you better.. you better, not yet! 😦
When I say, I need more!..
You scream!, you better!..
You better.. you bet I’ll have ‘flex’! 🙂

PLEEEEEEEEEEASE WAIT FOR MY ‘GREEN LIGHT’….

THAN YOU CAN RUSH THROUGH… EUROPE WITHOUT A FIGHT 🙂

happy tax-day..
442 NEW TAX-HIKE PROPOSALS!…

hey Barock.. “YOU BUILT THEM!”

“KEEP ON GRAZIN’ IN THE FREE WORLD” (& put ‘Dirty Reid’ out to pasture in China)
(music by Neil Young & Crazy Horse)

Intro GUITAR! 🙂 …

There’s cattle on the range…
Nothin’ more Red, White & Blue!…
Feds shufflin’ their feet…
Ranchers diggin’ in their boots…
This is a warnin’ sign..
Of the road ahead 😦
There’s a lot of people sayin’..
There could be blood shed..
‘We The People’ ain’t satan..
But we are to them..
So we’ll stand against tyranny..
Constitution says we can!

Keep On Grazin’ In The Free World!…
Keep On Grazin’ In The Free World!…
Keep On Grazin’ In The Free World!…
Keep On Grazin’ In The Free World!…

I see a cowboy in this fight…
With his legacy in hand…
Under ‘jackboot’ are his Rights… (all across our land)
Happenin’ all across our land 😦
Now they take the cows away..
‘Bullies of Land Management’ script..
They hate the ‘ranching life’..
His land, they’ll confiscate it..
There’s one more acre..
That will be run by fools..
Our country shrunk by gov..
Free-speech ‘zones’ the rule! 😦

Keep On Grazin’ In The Free World!…
Keep On Grazin’ In The Free World!…
Keep On Grazin’ In The Free World!…
Keep On Grazin’ In The Free World!…

NEIL GUITAR! 🙂 ….

We got a Chinese solar company with Rights…
From the dirty Senator man…
We got kinder, gentler..
BLM snipers on hand….
We got more ‘range war’ in store..
Active warrant paper..
Got a situation that’s toxic..
Reid’s a long-term player..
Bundy’s a man of the people..
Says keep freedom alive!..
Won’t let Liberty burn..
Got cattle to drive! 🙂

Keep On Grazin’ In The Free World!…
Keep On Grazin’ In The Free World!…
Keep On Grazin’ In The Free World!…
Keep On Grazin’ In The Free World!…

“HYPOCRISY” (‘Dem Koch Addicts’)
(music by Billy Joel)

DEDICATION: ‘DIRTY REID’ & Mary Landrieu
(Koch Bro Donor Recipients & ‘KOCH ADDICTS’)

Intro BILLY PIANO 🙂 …

If you yearn to demonize..
You could be in a bind..
You took some ‘Koch love’, lobbyists know where you live 🙂
But when you speak of truthfulness..
We all know you’re stone cold blind..
Koch money to you, was so easy to give! 🙂 …..

(CHORUS):
HYPOCRISY….
Is such a fitting word….
Everytime you’re so untrue 😦 ….
HYPOCRISY!….
In your Senate, all that’s ever heard!…
& ALWAYS WHAT WE GET FROM YOU 😦 …..

You sure always find someone..
With ‘the Steyers’ you sympathize..
You should stitch their insignia on your sleeve….
& you slandered Mitt from your ‘safe Senate space’..
Told your ‘Dirty Deeds’ & tax lies..
All you want is to obstruct & to deceive!…..

HYPOCRISY….
Is such a fitting word….
Everyone of your accusations can be said of you…..
HYPOCRISY!….
From you is all that’s ever heard…
& money from billionaires is what they give to you…….

YOU GOT LOTS OF BIG DONORS….
YOU REWARD YOUR FRIENDS 🙂
YOU GIVE LIBS SECURITY..
& COVER YOUR REAREND… 😦
ANYONE CAN INFLUENCE HARRY…
GIVE CASH, HE’LL BE YOUR FRIEND 🙂 …
WE KNOW… WE ALL KNOW!……

He holds deep inside, deceit..
Self-interest, he’s only concerned..
He won’t stop at nothin’ til’ fairness is gone….
But when we want sincerity..
To Ted Cruz, nowhere else do we turn..
Because he’s the one (& the Kochs)..
Harry obsesses the most upon! 🙂 …..

HYPOCRISY!…
Is such a fitting word…
Everytime you’re so untrue… 😦
HYPOCRISY!…
From ‘Koch Addicts’ is all that’s ever heard!..
& ALWAYS WHAT WE GET FROM ALL OF YOU 😦 ….

WAY TO GO CLIVEN BUNDY!
‘Ranchers ROCK’!!!

“KEEP ON GRAZIN’ IN THE FREE WORLD!”……..

‘ding dong the glitch is gone… 🙂 the glitch is gone the glitch is gone 🙂 … ding dong.. the bitchy glitch is gone….
ding dong the glitch is gone.. the glitch is gone 🙂 the glitch is gone…. ding dong the bitchy glitch is gone!’ 🙂
(Wizard of Oz)

“YOU CAN’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT”
(music by The Rolling Stones)

DEDICATION: Kathleen ‘Glitchy’ Sebelius

(the ‘Princess Pelosi Choir’):
I saw her today at the reception…
A mini-ipad in, her hand…
I knew she was tryin’ to get an internet connection…
Just to tweet, ’bout new, healthcare plan…
Now you can’t, always get, what you want…
Damn!.. all these glitches, she don’t want…
You can’t, always get, what you want…
& if you lie all the time…
You’ll find…
A new ‘roll-out’ ya need! 😦 ……….

HORN Intro 🙂 …….

I saw, her today, at the ‘roll-out’ reception..
A mini-ipad, in her hand..
I knew, she was tryin’ to get, an internet connection..
Just to tweet, ’bout her boss’s, unconstitutional plan….

You can’t always get, what you want…
Damn!.. all these glitches, she don’t want…
You can’t always get, what you want…
& if you lie all the time…
Well you might find…
A new ‘roll-out’ ya need! 😦 …… aaaah….yeah…

I went down, to the website demonstration..
Several hours, to login, is abuse! 😦
Sayin’, low enrollment, high frustration..
But they don’t, wanna delay & blow, this 50 state ruse…..

You can’t, always get, what you want…
Damn!.. all these glitches, she don’t want…
You can’t, always get, what you want…
& if you lie all the time…
Well you just might find…
A new ‘roll-out’ ya need! 😦 …..

aaaah…. Barry.. yeah…

I went down to the Clinton drugstore..
To get my prescription filled..
I remembered the lines, from Mr. Barry..
The man, simply lied, about his bill…..
He decided, that he would fill a quota..
His favorite flavor, ‘barry red’ 🙂 (mmm mmm mmm)
The young are catchin’ on, to Mr. Barry..
Yeah, then he said one word to me, & that was ‘misled!’
Let’s all say to him..

You can’t, always get, what you want… no
Damn!.. these glitches, I’ll look bad if I re-launch :(…
You can’t, always get, what you want… no
‘Cause when you lie all the time…
You might just find…
YA GOT NO CREDIBILITY!
oooh yeah!….

KEITH GUITAR! 🙂 …..

No Credibility!…….

yeah… aahh Barry… oh yeah….

I saw, her today, at the ‘re-launch’ reception..
Her website, still, bleeding bad..
But being practiced at the art, of deception..
Well she could tell us, it was due to high volume & demand…..

ah c’mon Glitchy..

You can’t, always get, what you want…
Damn!.. all these glitches, can we re-launch?…
You can’t, always get, what you want…
‘Cause if you lie all the time…
You just might find…
Just might find..
YA GOT NO CREDIBILITY!……
ah yeah!

You can’t, always get, what you want… no no ‘O’

He likes, to always get, what he wants…

but you can’t, always get, what you want…

& if you lie all the time…..

well ya’ll gonna find…

you gonna find..

‘Obamacare’ WE DON’T NEED!!!

‘O’oo yeah! 🙂

“MISTER STINKBURGER”
(music from Snow/Heat Miser song)

DEDICATION:
Barock ‘NO BUDGET Stinkburger w/ extra cheese’ Obama
& his sidekick ‘Sloppy Joe’ Biden

(Barock ‘cold-deli-Meanwich’ Obama):
I’m Mister ‘slight Christians’.. 🙂
I’m Mister “it was a VIDEO”.. 😦
I’m Mister ‘bicycle’.. 🙂
I’m Mister ‘economic slow’.. 🙂
Critics call me ‘STINKBURGER’…
Whatever I touch..
Turns to ‘Regs’ in my clutch.. haha..
I SPEND TOO MUCH! Haaa!

(TeaParty Patriot CHORUS):
HE’S MISTER SLIGHT THE CHRISTIANS 😦
HE’S MISTER “it was a disgusting video”.. 😦 (that’s right!)
HE’S MISTER ‘RIDE HIS BICYCLE’.. (with helmet) 🙂
HE’S MISTER ‘damn this recovery’s slow!’ 😦

Paul Ryan calls me ‘STINKBURGER’ 😦
Whatever I touch..
Turns to foodstamps in my clutch 🙂

HE SPENDS TOO MUCH!

(‘Cold Meanwich’):
“I never want to know a day, that unemployment’s NOT over 20%…
I’d rather have it over 30%.. 40%!.. then 50%!…..
then a hiring freeeeeeeeeeze! 🙂 ……….
brrrrrrrrrrrr!” 🙂 …………

(Patriots):
He’s Mister ‘slight the Christians’…
He’s Mister “it was a video”… 😦 (that right!)
He’s Mister ‘ride his bicycle’.. (with helmet) 🙂

He’s Mister ‘economy slooooow’ 😦

Most call me ‘STINKBURGER’..

Whatever I touch..
Turns to ‘Obamacare waivers’ in my clutch!..
I SPEND MUCH! hahaaa….
I SPEND MUCH 🙂

(Barock ‘hot-n-spicey Meanwich’ Obama):

I’m Mister ‘demean Christians’.. 🙂
I’m Mister ‘Solyndra Sun’ 🙂
I’m Mister ‘tone blister’
I’m Mister “I WON!” 🙂 ..
Americans call me ‘STINKBURGER’…
Whatever I touch..
Starts to ‘transform’ in my clutch..
I SPEND TOO MUCH! 🙂

(Patriots):
HE’S MISTER ‘DEMEAN THE CHRISTIANS’ 😦 ..
HE’S MISTER ‘SOLYNDRA SUN’ 😦
HE’S MISTER ‘CIVILITY BLISTER’ 😦
HE’S MISTER ‘HYPOCRISY’S FUN’…

Paul Ryan calls me ‘STINKBURGER’…
Whatever I touch..
Starts to go belly up in my clutch 🙂
HE SPENDS TOO MUCH!

(‘Spicey Meanwich’):
thank you…..
“I never want our kids to know a day, our debt goes under 17 trillion..
I’d rather have it 80 trill.. 90 trill.. 100!…
printing & borrowing’s a breeeeeeeeeeze!” 🙂

“Oh, I like debt.. I like ALOT of debt! 🙂 heeheeee!”……

He’s Mister ‘demean the Christians 😦 …
He’s Mister ‘exploit the sun’ 😦 …
Sing It!
He’s Mister ‘Class-War blister’ 😦
He’s Mister ‘hypocrisy is so much fun!’…

(Barry ‘Moochelle-Approved’ Stinkburger):
THEY CALL ME, ‘STINKBURGER’ 🙂 ..
WHATEVER I TOUCH..
STARTS A STENCH IN MY CLUTCH! 🙂

I SPEND TOO MUCH! 🙂

WAY TOO MUCH! 🙂

“FREE RIDE”
(music by Edgar Winter Group)

AN ‘OBAMA-LOW-INFO-ZOMBOID’ ANTHEM

Intro GUITAR 🙂 ….

Our debt is high..
Labor participation low..
Republicans are confused..
Obamacare’s a go 🙂
& I’ve come here..
To transform your land..
& lead you into..
The palm of my hand.. so,

Come on & take a FREE RIDE! (free ride)
Come on & sit here by my side 🙂
Come on & take a FREE RIDE! 🙂

GUITAR…

All over the country..
I’ve targeted blame..
The Koch brothers winnin’..
‘Cause they’re riggin’ the game 😦
We can do better..
Let the ‘occupation’ begin..
‘Rules For Radicals’ the answer..
Collapse it from within 🙂 .. so,

Come on & take a FREE RIDE! (demonize)…
Come on & soak up all my lies…
Come on & take a FREE RIDE! 🙂

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!….

GUITAR! 🙂 …

‘O’oooooo….. FREE RIDE! 🙂

DRUMS….

Come on YOU’RE OWED A FREE RIDE!
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!…

Come on & TAKE WHAT YOU LIKE!
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!…

Come on ‘the Rich’ WE’LL DEMONIZE 🙂
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!…

Come on GOODIES I’LL MAXIMIZE!
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 🙂 …

Come on Moochelle wants to ‘Spring-Break’ SUPERSIZE! 🙂
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!….

Come on America OWES US BIGTIME!
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 🙂 ……

“ROSE-GARDEN PARTY”
(music by Ricky Nelson)

Intro ACOUSTIC GUITAR 🙂 …

‘O’ooooo……..

I went to a ‘Rose-Garden’ Party…
To celebrate with my corrupt friends…
A chance to spike in victory…
& blame Republicans again 🙂
When I spoke at the Rose-Garden party…
‘Bout the health law that bears my name…
No one recognized it…
It didn’t look the same 😦

(CHORUS):
BUT IT’S, THE LAW NOW… 🙂
AMERICA’S TAKIN’ IT’S MEDICINE WELL…
YOU SEE IF.. I CAN’T COVER EVERYONE.. I’LL JUST,
SCREW EVERYBODY ELSE 🙂 ….

And people logged on, for miles around…
7 million went there…
Sebelius used her abacus…
All our, numbers were square 🙂
And cowered in the corner…
Much to their surprise…
The GOP spit at the news…
Obamacare survived! 🙂

WELL IT’S, THE LAW NOW… 🙂
AMERICA’S TAKIN’ IT’S MEDICINE WELL…
YOU SEE IF, I CAN’T COVER EVERYONE.. I’LL JUST,
SCREW EVERYBODY ELSE 🙂 ….

GUITAR! 🙂 … laadeedaadaah….

Replayed all them old wrongs…
Said that’s why I came…
They all heard my promise…
Country won’t look the same 🙂

Said, say hello, to somethin’ new…
Your ‘care’ belongs to me…
When it’s between a pain pill & surgery…
I’ll decide which one you’ll receive….

‘CAUSE IT’S, THE LAW NOW… 🙂
AMERICA’S TAKIN’ IT’S MEDICINE WELL…
YOU SEE IF, I CAN’T COVER EVERYONE.. I’LL JUST,
SCREW EVERYBODY ELSE 🙂 ….

Laadeedaadaah……

7 mil signed up, maybe more…
A fake first step sure is good…

Readin’ my prompter like a-ringin’ a bell…
& gloatin’ like I should 🙂 …
If Republicans come to my Rose-Garden Party…
I wish them a lotta luck…
‘Cause if ‘repeal’, is all they brang…

Come election time they be f%#cked! 🙂

AND IT’S, THE LAW NOW… 🙂
AMERICA’S TAKIN’ IT’S MEDICINE WELL…
YOU SEE IF, I CAN’T COVER EVERYONE.. I’LL JUST,
SCREW EVERYBODY ELSE 🙂 …

Laadeedaadaah….. GUITAR…

YES IT’S, THE LAW NOW 🙂 … yeah
AMERICA’S TAKIN’ IT’S MEDICINE WELL…
YOU SEE IF, I CAN’T COVER EVERYONE.. I’LL JUST,
SCREW EVERYBODY ELSE! 🙂

‘Obamacare Magic’:
7 million “new” – 6 million (kicked off) = 7.1 million 🙂
(Barry obviously did not major in math at Harvard)

“DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC” (‘Community-Organizer-Math’)
(music by The Lovin’ Spoonful)

INTRO: Whitehouse ‘Rose-Garden’ CLAP ALONG 🙂 ……

Do you believe in magic?…
“hey, 7.1 million’s a start 🙂 …
how these numbers can deter it, from fallin’ apart!” 🙂
Yes it’s ‘magic’…
“yeah my health plan is groovy…
it makes Cruz unhappy, as he guest stars in this movie”… 🙂
I’ll brag about ‘my magic’, free from reality it was sold…
But it’s like tryin’ to tell a Teabagger ’bout BaRock ‘n Roll!…..

C’mon believe in magic!…
Don’t have to bother to prove 🙂 …
It’s just propaganda.. & my mania-media-news…
Just to ‘O’ listen, I take ‘selfies’ & smile 🙂
Smug look won’t wipe off my face, no matter how hard FOX tries!..
I can’t stop yappin’ and Sebelius can’t seem to find..
How we got here.. ‘sign-ups’ just blowin’ Krauthammer’s mind!……

GUITAR! 🙂 ….

C’mon believe in my magic!…
Cancelled plans had to be…
Stay entranced until mournin’, affects just you not me 🙂 ..
And maybe.. if I play my cards right..
‘Single-Payer’ tomorrow, premiums outta sight!.. 🙂
Yes, there’ll be ‘glitches’.. “move along, nothin’ here to see”..
In the Magic, is the bullshit, and the bullshit’s in me!….. yeah…

Do You Believe In Magic?….
Yeah, believe in the sign-up of 7 million souls…
Believe in ‘the magic’ of BaRock ‘n Roll…
Believe in ‘the magic’ & Death Panels will set you free…
‘O’ooooh!…… talk about TRAGIC! 🙂 ….

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Do you believe in magic?…

(you best believe the # reached) …

Do you believe in magic?…

(better believe this # reached) …

Do you believe in magic?…

(do you believe the # reached) …

Don’t YOU DARE question ‘my magic’!……

“GIVIN’ AWAY YOUR RIGHTS”
(music by Judas Priest)

DRUMS……

GUITARS! 🙂 ….

Givin’… Away Your Rights…. 🙂

Mockin’… freedom’s dawn…. 🙂

Privacy… you’re all mournin’…. 🙂

U.S.A. gone!… it’s gone… 🙂

Lady Liberty, I like to offend…
(erodin’!… erodin’!)
No lettin’ up, suin’ States again…
(erodin’!… erodin’!)
“We bring a gun.. to a knife fight…
That’s how we.. target the Right!” 🙂

(CHORUS):
Givin’… Away Your Rights…. 🙂
Mockin’… freedom’s dawn…. 🙂
Privacy… you’re all mournin’…. 🙂
Your Constitution’s gone!… it’s gone… 🙂

Met the Pope in Rome, ‘gay marriage’ appeal…
(erodin’!… erodin’!)
In contraception, they must deal 🙂
(erodin’!… erodin’!)
My pulse is racin’.. ‘Religious Rights’ to take…
Hobby Lobby’s primed up.. fit to break! 🙂 yeah..

(CHORUS):
Givin’… Away Your Rights…. 🙂
Mockin’… freedom’s dawn….
Privacy… you’re all mournin’….
Healthcare Plans gone!… your Doc’s gone…. 🙂

I’m!……. trans-form-in’ ya!…

I’m!……. gonna conform ya!…

Soooooo!..calism’s comin’! 🙂 …

UN!……. is right on! 🙂

GUITAR SOLO! 🙂 …

‘The Net’s’ electric, no more American powered…
(erodin’!… erodin’!)
I’m givin’ up control of it, by the hour 🙂
(erodin’!… erodin’!)
I track your sites.. then listen in…
UN permission.. just to log in! 🙂

Givin’… Away ‘Your’ Rights….
Mockin’… freedom’s dawn 🙂 ….
Privacy… you’re all mournin’…. 🙂
Internet’s gone!… it’s gone 🙂 ….

Givin’… Away ‘Your’ Rights 🙂 ….
Mockin’… freedom’s dawn….
Privacy… you’re all mournin’….
Leading From Behind, right on! 🙂 … Vlad’s on!… 🙂

(Barock):
‘APRIL FOOLS!’ 🙂 … (all you fools)

“LYIN’ EYES”
(music by the Eagles)

Intro GUITARS 🙂 ….

Lazy boy, it seems he found out early..
How to clear the floor, & fool with a smile..
A radical old man, but ‘junior’ won’t have to worry..
He’ll cover up all, no trace, Ivy League awhile 🙂 ….

Then one night, from Bill Ayers house launched Barry..
I guess with even foreign students, Bill was tight..
& it breaks Rev Wright’s heart, to think his blessing was only..
Given to a couple, with hearts as cold as ice 😦 ….

Then he tells us he must go around the world appeasing..
To comfort tyrant friends, who we’ve put down..
But he knows, where it’s goin’ as he’s deceivin’..
He is bent on bringin’ this cheatin’ country down!

(Chorus):
You can’t hide!…. your Lyin’ Eyes…
& your smile 🙂 …. is a thin disguise… 😦
You thought by now…. ‘Cloward-Piven’ woulda’ materialized…. 😦
There ain’t no way to hide your LYIN’ EYES…..

On the other side of hell, brave SEALS are waiting..
With fiery pride, & honor, as hard as steel..
They fight on through the night anticipating..
Courage let’s them deal, the way real heroes deal….

He brushes off call to arms, ignores altogether 😦 ..
He whimpers, it’ll all pass, after awhile..
He swears justice soon, as coffins come back together..
He flies away, blames ‘a video’ with a smile….

You can’t hide!…. your Lyin’ Eyes…
& your smile 🙂 ….. is a thin disguise… 😦
You thought by now….. Conservatives would be marginalized…. 😦
There ain’t no way to hide your PRYIN’ EYES…..

He’s fired up, his legacy’s a strong one..
He stares out at the nation, as he lies..
(“IF YOU LIKE YOUR PLAN.. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PLAN.. PERIOD!”)
Another fight, it’s already been a long one..
He’s on his way, & tips his chin up high…. 🙂

He’s angry, that it ever, got this crazy..
He laughs about the RINO’s, he took to school 🙂
But Cruz never got tired, & Barry just got lazy..
Roberts so far wrong, & McCain is just a fool….

My, oh my, Sebelius sure knows how to manage things 😦 ..
She set it up so well, so incompetently..
Ain’t it funny how your website, didn’t change things..
You’re still the same old radical, you used to be….

YOU CAN’T HIDE!…. YOUR LYIN’ EYES…

& YOUR SMILE!…. 🙂 IS A THIN DISGUISE… 😦

YOU THOUGHT BY NOW!…. OBAMACARE WOULDN’T BE DESPISED 😦 …

THERE AIN’T NO WAY TO HIDE YOUR LYIN’ EYES….

THERE AIN’T NO WAY TO HIDE YOUR PRYIN’ EYES….

BARRY, EVEN YOUR TELEPROMPTER CAN’T HIDE YOUR LYIN’ EYES!…..

“AIN’T TALKIN’ GOOD GOV”
(music by Van Halen)

EDDIE GUITAR RIFF! 🙂 ….

I heard the news Barry…
All about your misdeeds…
Yeah you can spin all you want, Barry…
But you got nothin’ we need…

‘O’ yeah!…

(CHORUS):
Ain’t Talkin’ Good Gov!…

Your Gov is ROTTEN TO THE CORE! 😦 …

Ain’t Talkin’ Good Gov!…

Don’t want what you got in store!…

Yeah no more……

You say 6 million came lookin’…
But the website crashed AGAIN… 🙂
Oh yeah, we know the books you’re cookin’ Barry…
Valerie Jarrett’s your only friend… 😦

Dems not friends! 😦

(CHORUS):
Ain’t Talkin’ Good Gov!…

Your Gov is ROTTEN TO THE CORE! 😦 …

Ain’t Talkin’ Good Gov!…

We know what you got in store!…

There’s the door!.. uh.. the door!.. uh.. the door!.. no more!

EDWARD GUITAR SOLO! 🙂 ….

Ain’t Talkin’ Good Gov!…

Harry Reid is ROTTEN TO THE CORE! 😦 …

Ain’t Talkin’ Good Gov!…

Just like the Pope told you behind closed doors… he didn’t adore 😦

5 years on the edge…..
You’ve put America down….. 😦
Ya know we’ve lost a lot of freedoms here, Barry…..
Come November we won’t mess around….. 🙂

So TeaParty’s gonna seize on it, Barry…..
Yeah.. we gonna, gonna seize on it, Harry…..
Mmm.. we gonna, gonna seize on it, Nancy…..
Hey!.. gonna, gonna steam-roll ya Joey! 🙂

(CHORUS):
Ain’t Talkin’ Good Gov!…

Your Gov is ROTTEN TO THE CORE!… 😦

Ain’t Talkin’ Good Gov!…

Don’t want what you’s got in store!

There’s the door!.. the door! 🙂

Ain’t Talkin’ Good Gov!…

Done with your talk about Gov!…

Don’t load your Prompter ’bout Gov!…

Stop with the ‘tweets’ about Gov!… 😦

No more!.. no more! Ahhh!….

EDDIE GUITAR 🙂 ….

(our kids & grandkids will),
Pay, pay, pay!… $$$$$$

Pay, pay, pay!… $$$$$$

Pay, pay, pay! 😦

Pay, pay, pay!… $$$$$$

Pay, pay, pay!… $$$$$$

Pay, pay, Pay! 😦

Pay, pay, pay!… $$$$$$

Pay, pay, pay!… $$$$$$

Pay, pay, pay! 😦

“WALK AWAY”
(music by Aerosmith)

(BAROCK):
“Aaaahhh… Stand Down Vlad! Stand Down!…
aaaaaahhhh… can’t ya be a little more.. ‘flexible’ comrade??… pretty pleeeese???”…..

DRUMS….

JOE PERRY GUITAR RIFF! 🙂 ….

Back off brother..
All these lines, won’t draw another..
Goin’ back, ’cause I’m Barock & I say!…
Said ya ain’t seen nothin’..
Still these sanctions gonna toughen..
& ya sure to be a changin’ your ways…..
I sent my cheerleader..
Hillary ‘the under-achiever’..
“Reset” times, can’t we reminisce??..
But the best thing about her..
Was some ‘Benghazi cover’..
& it started with a ‘video’ hit..
Mitt missed 🙂 …

GUITAR RIFF 🙂

Behind leadin’..
Sent my boy with the rules..
But retreat looks like it’s up in da air 😦
Kerry said, had to give a little..
Put the sanctions in the middle..
But it don’t look like Putin much cares….
Well he’s takin’ a big chance..
‘Cause Barock don’t dance..
& ‘missile-shield’ I’ll put back in play…
But I hope my bluff is foolin’..
‘Cause I don’t know what I’m doin’ 😦 ..
& I think in Ukraine he’s there to stay.. 😦
Still I’ll tell him to!..

(CHORUS):
WALK AWAY!..
Pull back those troops today!…
WALK AWAY!..
Stand Down! ok??..
WALK AWAY!..
Do what I say!…
WALK AWAY!…
go ahead punk, ‘make-my-day’!…

“Before I get pissed!”

GUITAR ….

“I’m pissed!” 😦

GUITAR RIFF…

Schoolyard bully..
Took Crimea in a flashy..
A little plan on climbin’ way up to Kiev….
But there’s me, John Kerry..
& my European posse..
Why Putin be toyin’ with all three??? 😦
He’s just a Cold War loser..
Never made it in the G8..
Then NATO homies told me somethin’ I missed..
He’s got a next door neighbor..
Beijing player owed a favor..
So he might give ’em just a little ‘energy fix’..
Pipeline this!

GUITAR RIFF 🙂 …

Behind leadin’..
Sent my boy with the rules..
But retreat looks like it’s up in da air…. 😦
Kerry said, had to give a little..
Put the sanctions in the middle..
But it don’t look like Putin much cares….
Well he’s takin’ a big chance..
‘Cause Barock don’t dance..
& ‘missile-shield’ I’ll put back in play….
But I hope my bluff is foolin’..
‘Cause I don’t know what I’m doin’..
& I think in Ukraine he’s there to stay 😦 ..
Still I’ll tell him to..

(CHORUS):
WALK AWAY!…
Pull back your troops today!…
WALK AWAY!…
Stand Down! ok??..
WALK AWAY!…
Do as I say!…
WALK AWAY!…
Go ahead punk, ‘make-my-day’!…

“Barock’s gettin’ pissed!”.. 😦

GUITAR 🙂 …

‘mom jeans’ all up in a twist! 😦

GUITAR RIFF 🙂 …….

Brad Whitford GUITAR! ……..

(VLAD):
“Comrade Barry, why you keep ‘Talkin’ This Way’ girlie-man??”… 🙂

“HOOKIN’ UP GOV”
(music by Johnny Lee)
(movie ‘Urban Cowboy’)

Intro GUITAR 🙂 …

(Barock the ‘Community Organizin’ Cowboy’):

Well I’ve spent a lifetime,
pushin’ things through….
‘Single-payer’ & ‘full time takers’,
will someday come true…. 🙂
Playin’ ya’ll for fools is my game,
& I like to win….
And tellin’ those frequent lies,
America’s losin’ again! 🙂 ….

(CHORUS):
I been,
Hookin’ Up Gov!..
In all the right places..
Hookin’ Up Gov..
Smiles to Low-Info faces 🙂
Blindin’ their eyes…
Imposin’ in places…
‘The State’.. I’m.. dreamin’ of!….
‘These dopes’ gonna find a friend & a gov’ner..
I’ll reduce workdays & give ’em cover..
Got a big heart… 🙂
Hookin’ Up Gov…..

And I got elected then,
BigGov in sight…. 🙂
I promised ev’rything I could,
taxed & regulated all in sight…. 🙂
I Don’t know where TeaParty started, 😦
just knew it must end….
I turned loose on that danger,
My IRS friends! 🙂 ……

(CHORUS):
’cause I was,
Hookin’ Up Gov!..
In all the right places..
Hookin’ Up Gov..
Smiles to Low-Info faces 🙂
Blindin’ their eyes…
Installin’ in places…
‘The State’.. I’m.. dreamin’ of!….
‘These dopes’ gonna find a friend & a gov’ner..
I’ll reduce workdays & take from others..
Got a big heart… 🙂
Hookin’ Up Gov…..

WELL I CAME A KNOCKIN’ ON AMERICA’S DOOR…

MY TRANSFORMATION’S GONNA BE HOOKIN’ UP MORE!……

I’ll never stop,
Hookin’ Up Gov!..
In all the right places..
Hookin’ Up Gov..
Smiles to Low-Info faces 🙂
Blindin’ their eyes…
Imposin’ in places…
‘The State’.. I’m.. dreamin’ of!….
Now that ‘these dopes’ have found a friend & a gov’ner..
I’ll reduce workdays & give ’em cover..
Goodies for you.. just you 🙂
Hookin’ Up Gov…..

(hookin’ up gov)

In all the right places..
Hookin’ Up Gov!..
Smiles to Low-Info faces 🙂
Blindin’ their eyes…
Installin’ in places…
‘The State’.. I’m.. dreamin’ of!….
Now that ‘these dopes’ have found a friend & a gov’ner..
I’ll reduce workdays & take from others..
Give to you.. yeah you..
Hookin’ Up Gov! 🙂 ….

(hookin’ up gov)

(repeat Chorus)….
(backing vocals: Kathleen ‘Unlimited Extension’ Sebelius & Nancy ‘Unaffordable’ Pelosi)

“YOU’RE JUST WHAT VLAD NEEDED”
(music by The Cars)

Intro DRUMS & GUITAR 🙂 .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

You don’t mind him goin’ there…
Annexin’ one more time…
‘Cause more invadin’ have no fear…
You’ll draw a ‘bright red-line’…..
It’s not the ‘mom jeans’ that you wear…
It’s not that you’re so unaware…
You don’t mind Snowden livin’ there…
& Vlad dictatin’ all the time! 😦 …..

KEYBOARD 🙂 …

You don’t mind him hangin’ out…
& takin’ over while you sleep…
It doesn’t matter where Kerry’s been…
He’s impotent to say the least.. yeah 😦
You always led from behind so well.. &..
You are so flexible, Vlad can tell…
You don’t mind him hangin’ out… (in Ukraine)
& takin’ over while you sleep! 😦 …..

(CHORUS):
I guess You’re Just What Vlad Needed!
(just what Vlad needed!)
He needed someone who’d appease 🙂 ….

I guess You’re Just What Vlad Needed!
(just what Vlad needed!)
He needed somethin’ to seize 😦 ….

GUITAR! 🙂 …

He don’t mind Kerry comin’ here…
& wastin’ all his time time… 🙂
‘Cause when the G7 is meetin’ oh so near…
He’s busy redrawin’ Russia’s border line.. yeah! 🙂
It’s not the consequences that you swear…
It’s not the ‘flagpin’ you never wear…
He knows you don’t mind him annexin’ there…
& bullyin’ you all the time 😦 ….

(CHORUS):
I guess You’re Just What Vlad Needed!
(just what Vlad needed!)
He needed someone who’d appease 🙂 ….

I guess You’re Just What Vlad Needed!
(just what Vlad needed!)
He needed someone to squeeze 😦 ….

I guess You’re Just What Vlad Needed!
(just what Vlad needed!)
He needed someone who’d appease 🙂 ….

I guess You’re Just What Vlad Needed!
(just what Vlad needed!)
He needed someone to tease 🙂 ….

yeah yeah

(Barry):
“DON’T TEASE ME!” 😦

KEYBOARD …

You’re Just What Vlad Needed!….

You’re Just What Vlad Needed!….

You’re Just What Tyrants Needed!….

yeeaaah.. yeah, yeah..

oh yeah, you’re one too! 😦 …..

“BAD CASE OF THE ‘AFFORDABLE’-CARE-ACT BLUES” (Nancy, Nancy)
(music by Robert Palmer)

PRINCESS PELOSI: “by the way, it’s called the Affordable Care Act.. it’s called the Aaaafoordable Care Act.. & when people know what it is & see what it means to them.. affooordable.. and I tell the President the same thing I told you.. hahaaahaaa… affordable! affoooordable! & there’s a reason.. affooordable.. affooordable… affooordable.. affooordable…. aaafffoooordable.. affooordable..affordable… affordable!affooordable!..affordable.. affordable!.. afffoooordable.. aaaafffooordable!.. affordabbbbleeee… affoooordbleee.. affooooordable!!.. affoooordable! affooordable!!.. affordable..affordable! afffooordddab bbbblee.. affoooordable!.. affordable! affoooodable!!!.. affooordable!! affordaffordaffordafford!!!aaaaa…bb..b…llleeeeeee! affoooordable!! affordabbbllleeee…. affoooordaable able..able.. affordableaffordableaffoooordaaball!… affordaballl! affordable!.. affooordable!.. aaaaffordable!.. affooordable! affordable! affordable! affordable!afaffooooooooordable!!!!!!!

Intro DRUMS & GUITAR 🙂 ….

Whooooaaaaa!…..

A no-holds-barred fight….
A majority you’ll get….
Barry’s gonna sign……
That health bill yet! 🙂 …
‘DirtyReid’ needed you….
To crack some heads…. 😦
Just ram it through…….
Before it’s read!….

(CHORUS):
Nancy.. Nancy..
Meltin’ down at the news..
You got a, bad taste.. of ‘what not reading it first’ can do! 😦
This ‘pill’ is UNaffordable still! 😦
We’ve got a, bad case.. of the ‘Affooooooooordable’ Care Act blues! 😦 …

Even a botox face…. 😦
The dismay in your heart….
Can’t hide that…… princess,
as this comes apart…. 😦
Thought the ‘giant gavel’ was cute….
A little bit sly….
Momma, this lie……
Goin’ bankrupt & bye bye! 🙂 ..

(CHORUS):
Nancy.. Nancy..
Meltin’ down on the news.. 🙂
You got a, bad taste.. of ‘what not reading it first’ can do! 😦
This ‘pill’ is UNaffordable still! 😦
We’ve got a, bad case.. of the ‘Affooooooooordable’ Care Act blues! 😦 ……

‘O’ooooo!……
GUITAR! 🙂 ….

You took the ball & spiked it!…..

You liked it when you were on top! 🙂 …..

But TeaParty told you momma…..

This was gonna be an epic flop! 😦 ………

DRUMS..
The website shutdown 😦 ….
7 million miss…. 😦
Smile disappears……
From your puffy lips….
Shake your fist….
“sign up you all should!”…..
Red-State Dems voted bad 😦 …..
Come November gonna get it good! 🙂 …..

(CHORUS):
Nancy.. Nancy..
Melt down on the news.. 😦
You got a, bad case.. of ‘what not reading it first’ can do! 😦
This ‘pill’ is UNaffordable still! 😦
We got a, bad taste.. of the ‘Affooooooooordable’ Care Act blues! 😦 …..

‘SWEET PELOSI’: “We have to pass the bill first.. so that we can find out what’s in it.. hahahaaaaa”….. 🙂

“BAROCK THE SHERIFF”
(music by Eric Clapton)

Ba…rock the Sheriff…
& Joe Biden is his deputy… 😦

Ba…rock the Sheriff…
& Joe Biden provides comedy… 🙂

All around my hometown..
They’re tryin’ to shut small business down 😦
They say the free-marketplace is guilty..
For the denying of a subsidy …
For not providing ‘free goodies’… 😦

But I say..

Ba…rock the Sheriff…
Well I swear every American tenet he’s against 😦
Ba…rock the Sheriff…
& he says toward Capitalism, “I take offense!”….

Sheriff Barock always hated our economy..
For what? just look at his past & you’ll know…
Every time that an entrepreneur plants a seed..
He says, over-regulate it before it grows.. 😦
He says, tax it so it don’t grow!

TeaParty says..

Ba…rock the Sheriff…
Well we swear every American tenet he’s against!..
Ba…rock the Sheriff…
& we swear he is a ‘National Offense’! 😦

The TeaParty came my way one day..
& we started to clean up this ‘occupied’ town..
All of a sudden we see Sheriff Barock..
‘Targeting’ to shut us down..
IRS audit.. to shut us down 😦 ….

We say..

Barock the Sheriff…
Not a defender of our Liberty… 😦
Ba…rock the Sheriff…
Staunch enforcer of ‘civility’… 🙂

‘Barry’ got the better of RINO’s electorally..
& what didn’t have to be, came to be 😦
Every day his policy decay swells..
And one day debt bottom will drop out..
But, one day this ‘transformation’ & him we’ll throw out!…

So we say..

Ba…rock the Sheriff…
& Joe Biden is his deputy 😦 …

Ba…rock the Sheriff…
& Joe Biden provides plenty of comedy 🙂 …

“BOSSY!”
(music by Pharrell Williams)

HEY.. I THOUGHT THEY BANNED THAT WORD?!..

(Moochelle Obama):

It won’t seem crazy what I’m about to say….
‘America’s Mama’ she’s here! you do as I say!…. (mama)
I’m a, full of hot-air balloon that will put ya in your place….
I have an ‘air’.. say I care baby.. as long as it’s my way!….

(CHORUS):
Because I’m BOSSY!…….
Follow along! & upgrade this room! or believe you me I’ll raise the roof!
Because I’m BOSSY!…….
Follow along! ’cause it’s all about, my happiness that’s the truth 🙂
Because I’m BOSSY!…….
Follow along! my approval ‘could’ mean ya know, happiness for you..
Because I’m BOSSY!…….
Follow along! get with the program! & do what I want you to do!….

It’ll be bad news for you if you’re talkin’ back 😦 ….
Yeah!.. give me all you got, or I’ll hold my approval back!….
Yeah!.. well I should probably forewarn you separate flights will be just fine 🙂 ….
Yeah!.. no offense to you, but if it ain’t 1st-class don’t waste my time!….

Here’s why..

Because I’m BOSSY!……..
Follow along! & upgrade this room! or believe you me I’ll raise this roof! 😦
Because I’m BOSSY!……..
Follow along! ’cause it’s all about, my happiness that’s the truth 🙂
Because I’m BOSSY!……..
Follow along! my approval ‘could’ mean ya know, happiness for you..
Because I’m BOSSY!……..
Follow along! get with the program! & do what I want you to do!….

BOSSY!.. come on!.. or I’ll put you down! 😦 ya get none..
BOSSY!.. come on!.. or I’ll put you down! 😦 my love go bye bye!
Entitled & BOSSY, always goin’ down! 🙂 ya get none..
Come on!.. or I’ll put you down! 😦 I said didn’t tell ya to pout..
I said there are no bounds!.. (bossy bossy bossy bossy) ya get none..
Come on! there’s a party goin’ down 🙂 .. (bossy bossy bossy bossy) my love go bye bye!
‘Pride’ in this country finally! goin’ down.. 🙂 (bossy bossy bossy bossy) ya get none..
Come on! let’s blow this town! (bossy bossy bossy bossy) I said i like to pout 😦

I SAID!..

Because I’m BOSSY!………
Follow along! & upgrade this room! or believe you me I’ll raise the roof! 😦
Because I’m BOSSY!………
Follow along! ’cause it’s all about, my happiness that’s the truth 🙂
Because I’m BOSSY!………
Follow along! my approval ‘could’ mean ya know, happiness for you..
Because I’m BOSSY!………
Follow along! get with program! & do what I want you to do!….

REPEAT IN CHINESE!…. 😦

“THE ILLS OF BAROCK ‘N ROLL WE SEE”
(music by Billy Joel)

Intro BEAT 🙂 ……

(Barock):
“What’s the matter with ‘the jeans’ I’m wearin’?”..

CAN’T YA TELL THAT THEY RIDE TOO HIGH!…. (& wide, mom) 🙂

(Barock):
“Maybe I should buy a cowboy hat & holler?”..

& BLAME BUSH FOR YOUR APPROVAL #’s DIVE!….

Where have you been hidin’ out lately ‘sonny’?..
Kerry’s talkin’ trash & Moochie’s spendin’ all our money!
Everybody’s talkin’ ’bout Vlad’s new found country..
‘Cause the ills of ‘Barock ‘N Roll we see 😦 …..

(Barock):
“What’s the matter with the car I want ya drivin’?”..

THEY DON’T SELL, ‘CAUSE THE BATTERY DIES!… (& catches on fire) 😦

(Barock):
“Would ya like ‘Obama hubcaps’ for your tires?”..

NO, WE DON’T WANNA GET FLIPPED OFF EV’RY FREAKIN’ MILE!… 😦

Nowadays you can’t be too ‘hopey-change sentimental’..
Your best bet’s Obamacare, even if the website’s temperamental 😦
‘Freedom funk’.. devisive punk.. Constitution’s old junk..
The ills of Barock ‘N Roll we see 😦 …..

‘O’ooo.. knows it doesn’t matter what they say in the papers..
‘Cause they’ll always be his same old screen…..
There’s a bad man in town, who tried to slow Obamacare down..
Cruz is ‘the story’ in Time magazine…..
Aimed at your average zombie 😦 ……

DRUMS 🙂 ….

(Barock):
“How about a ‘part-time’ job with Union whiners”..

& AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF FOODSTAMPS???

(Barock):
“You too could really be a ‘community-organizer'”..

IF WE JUST GIVE ‘RULES FOR RADICALS’ A GLANCE???

Don’t waste your money on a new AR-15..
You’ll get more safety havin’ a ‘Biden-approved-shotgun’ on the scene..
Anti-American phase.. Low-Info wave.. gun ban craze.. by any way..
The ills of Barock ‘N Roll we see 😦 …..

(aaalright…. sheeples!)

‘SlickWillie’ Clinton SAX SOLO! 🙂 …

(Barock): ooooo…..
“What’s the matter with my NSA spying?”..

YES, YOU KNOW WITH THE CONSTITUTION YOU’RE OUT OF TOUCH!

(Barock):
Why should my IRS not target straight-up TeaParty groups?”..

WE KNOW YOU ARE & LOIS LERNER KNOWS TOO MUCH!

Moochelle sure knows about the new fashions ‘sonny’..
All she cares about are looks & lotsa taxpayer money 🙂
Celebrity phase.. vacation waves.. Whitehouse party craze.. all day.. 🙂
The ills of Barock ‘N Roll we see 😦 …

EV’RYBODY’S TALKIN’ ‘BOUT VLAD’S NEW FOUND COUNTRY..

& THE ILLS OF ‘BAROCK ‘N ROLL’ WE ALL SEE! 😦 ……

“STRANGLEHOLD”
(music by Ted Nugent)

‘The NUGE’ GUITAR! 🙂 …..

Here he comes again now, Barry!..
Like a dog in heat..
Tell it’s Vlad, there’s no ‘mom jeans’ now, Barry..
He don’t ride with a bicycle helmet or retreat…

Now you’ve been bluffin’ for so long..
Do you know he’s in Ukraine to stay??
Got you in a Stranglehold Barry..
No ‘missile-shield’ in his way 😦

‘Leading-from-behind’ is a bitch now, Barry..
Crimea ‘community organizing’ ain’t what’s goin’ down..
‘Reset’ only let Vlad have his way, Barry..
Like Benghazi, it got burnt down 😦 ..

You ran each time & let Putin lead..
Even Assad, put you in your place..
Got you in a Stranglehold, Barry..
Vlad’s laughin’ in your face! 🙂

“UNCLE TED” GUITAR LEAD! 🙂 ……..

At one time, our influence was much higher.. (see REAGAN)
At this time, it can’t get much more low.. (Obama makes Carter look like Patton)
Barry seems to think he’s gonna abide someday..
I got news.. Putin’s never gonna go! 😦

GUITAR ….

‘reset’.. ‘reset’.. button..
‘reset’.. ‘reset’.. Hillary ‘fluff’..
‘reset’.. ‘reset’.. “we worked hard to get the right Russian word… WRONG” 😦
‘reset’.. ‘reset’.. you “F-UP’s!”

reset..reset..reset..reset.. Barry..
reset..reset..reset..reset.. ‘fluff’..
reset..reset..reset..reset.. Barry..
‘Russian-Reset’.. Vlad’s livin’ large!… 🙂

‘Leading-from-behind’ is a bitch now!.. 😦
Crimea ‘community organizing’ ain’t what’s goin’ down!..
Your ‘flexibility’ only let Vlad get his way!….
Like Benghazi 😦 he’ll burn it down! 😦

You’ve hid like ‘Benghazi night’ & let Putin lead!….
Even Assad, put you in your place..
They got you in a Stranglehold, Barry..
Vlad’s laughin’ in your face! 🙂

GUITAR!……

“YOUR RED LINE” (Vlad knows he can cross it anytime)
(music by Toto)

DEDICATION:
Nobel Peace Prize recipient & ‘Leader Extraordinaire’ Barack Hussein Obama mmm mmm mmm…

Intro PIANO & DRUMS!…..

GUITAR! 🙂 …..

It’s all in the way that you scold Bibi..
It’s all in the way you try to scare.. (BOO!)
It’s all in the way you’ve been treatin’ America’s friends 😦
It’s all in the way that you apologize in the end…. 😦
It’s all in the way you look & the things that you say..
THEN NOT DO…..

Your Red Line!….
Vlad knows he can cross it, anytime!….
oh.. oh.. O…. 😦

Your Red Line!….
Not just your ego, on the line!….
no.. no.. Bo…. 😦

It’s all in the words that you told enemies.. (flexible fool)
It’s all in the way you lead from behind!…. ooooh…
It’s all in the way that you bow overseas……….
It’s all in the way that you have no foreign policy..
It’s all in the way you look & the things that you say..
THEN NOT DO…..

Your Red Line!….
Know they can cross it, anytime!….
oh.. oh.. O…. 😦

Your Red Line!….
Not just your ego, on the line!….
no.. no.. Bo…. 😦

GUITAR! 🙂 ………..

It’s all in the words that you told enemies..
It’s all in the way you lead from behind!…. boooo…
It’s all in the way that you bow overseas……….
It’s all in the way that you have no foreign policy..
It’s all in the way you look & the things that you say..
THEN NOT DO…..

Your Red Line!….
Vlad knows he can cross it, anytime!….
oh.. oh.. O…. 😦

Your Red Line!….
Not just your ego, on the line!….

NOT JUST ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME!..

Your Red Line!….
Know they can cross it, anytime!…..

THEY’VE CROSSED IT! THEY’VE CROSSED IT SO MANY TIMES!..

Your Red Line!….

Vlad knows he can cross it, anytime!….

YOUR ‘MOM JEANS’ GIVE YOU AWAY EV’RYTIME! 😦

Happy St. Patty’s Day!…

“YOU GIVE GOV A BAD NAME”
(music by Bon Jovi)

Rot from the start!….. 😦

& you’re to blame!…..

Barry,
You Give Gov!… A Bad Name!….. 😦

SAMBORA GUITAR 🙂 ….

A ‘snake-oil’ smile.. is what you sell..
You promised us heaven.. 🙂 now puttin’ us through hell.. 😦
Chains you love.. lock in overreach..
‘Separate branches’ a prison.. with a ‘phone & pen’ you’ll break free 🙂

‘O’.. ‘O’.. you’re a partisan one…. yeah
‘O’.. ‘O’.. bureaucracy run…
Target and hate me.. ‘class envy’ is fun!….

(CHORUS):
Rot from the start!….
& you’re to blame!….
You Give Gov… A Bad Name… (bad name)
You takin’ apart..
“Transformation’s” your game…
You Give Gov… A Bad Name… (bad name)
& you give gov!….. a bad name 😦

Blame & vile.. from your lips..
Program fails.. suffocating grip 😦
A ‘single-payer’ scheme.. an act, so sly..
Your very first kiss, was to first kiss our health-plans goodbye!

‘O’.. ‘O’.. you’re a Socialist thug….
‘O’.. ‘O’.. Constitution undone…
Over regulating.. spending damage is done!….

(CHORUS):
Rot from the start!…
& you’re to blame!…
You Give Gov… A Bad Name… (bad name)
You takin’ apart..
“Transformations” your game…
You Give Gov… A Bad Name (bad name)
you give gov!……. ‘O’oooo!……

Ritchie GUITAR! 🙂 …

‘O’..

ABUSE FROM THE START!…

& YOU’RE TO BLAME!…

YOU GIVE GOV!… A BAD NAME…..

YOU RIP OUR CONSTITUTION APART!…

COLLAPSE & CONTROLs YOUR GAME!…

YOU GIVE GOV..

A BAD NAME….. (bad name)

Rot from the start!…
& you’re to blame!…
You Give Gov… A Bad Name… (bad name)
You takin’ apart..
“Transformations” your game 😦
You Give Gov… A Bad name… (bad name)

‘O’ooo..ooo..’O’ooo..ooo..oo..ooo…oo..’O’!..

‘Lead From Behind’ 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

“Constitution is a charter of negative liberties – says what gov can’t do to you” 😦

‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

“better if we spread the wealth around” 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

“if they bring a knife, we bring a gun” 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

IRS ‘Targeting’ 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

‘Red-Lines’ 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

“guess shovel ready wasn’t so shovel ready afterall.. hahaha” 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

“Republicans want dirty air & dirty water” 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

“Republicans can come along for the ride but they have to sit in da back” 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

NSA ‘tapping’ 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

“I’ll go through the budget Line by Line” 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

“with Obamacare you can keep your doctor & keep your plan.. period!” 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

Religious Rights & contraception mandate 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

“my administration is the most transparent ever” 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

Doubling the Debt.. credit card from the Bank of China..
“that’s irresponsible.. that’s unpatriotic!” 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

sorry students.. the Whitehouse tours are CLOSED 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

sorry Vets.. your Memorials are CLOSED 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

‘BARRYCADES’ 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

“STAND DOWN! STAND DOWN! in Benghazi.. I got a ‘Vegas fundraiser’ to get to!” 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

“We are 5 days away from FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORMING the U.S.A.!” 😦
‘O’ooo…. (bad name)

“BELTWAY BOYS” (The Mods Of DC)
(music by Waylon Jennings – The DUKES OF HAZZARD)

SARAH PALIN @ CPAC: “2010… hey ‘Beltway Boys’, you didn’t build that.. the TeaParty did!”

“The MODS Of DC” starring: Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, Eric Cantor & many more mushballs…
also, frequent guest appearances by John McCain as ‘Crazy Cooter’!….

Intro GUITAR 🙂 ….

Just ‘go-along-to-get-along’ boys…
Doin’ America harm… 😦
Beat by all Dems they ever saw..
Give Cruz trouble, let Barry break laws 😦
Hate the day TeaParty was born…..

Spineless with no nerve…
Fattenin’ ‘The Hill’…
Someday the voters might get ’em but ‘principle’ never will 😦 ….

Moderatin’s their way!…… 😦

Cavin’s the only way they know how….. 😦

But that’s just a little bit more than Conservatives allow…..

Just da ‘Beltway Boys’…
Wouldn’t change if they could…
Protectin’ their system like true Establishment RINOs should…. 😦

Blaaaaa..aaah!..blaaaah!…

“I JUST WANNA MAKE GOV FOR YOU”
(music by Etta James / Muddy Waters)

Intro HORNS 🙂 …..

I don’t want you.. to be no ‘free-market’ slave 😦 …
I don’t want you.. to work more than a couple days 🙂 …
But to me I need you.. to be true…
I just wanna make.. gov for you…..

GOV FOR YOU 🙂 …
‘O’oh-ooh…
GOV FOR YOU 🙂 …

All I want to do is.. ‘income gap’ close…
‘Community-agitators’ don’t.. stay indoors…
‘Occupy’ is all I want.. you to do…
& I’ll keep on makin’.. gov for you…..

GOV FOR YOU 🙂 …
‘O’oh-ooh…
GOV FOR YOU 🙂 …

And I can tell by the way you.. walk that walk..
(Wisconsin Union Protests) 🙂

I can hear by the way you.. talk that talk..
(my NSA’s buggin’ your ‘Obama-phone’) 🙂

And you can know by the way I.. treat you girls..
(free-Sandra Floozy-contraception) 🙂

That I will give you all the governin’ in the.. whole wide world!
(‘apology & bow tour’) 🙂

All! I want to do is.. take 1%er’s bread… 🙂
Just to Redistribute & make sure.. you’re foodstamp fed 🙂 …
Independence will make you.. sad & blue 😦
I just wanna make.. gov for you!

GOV FOR YOU 🙂 …
‘O’oh-ooh…
GOV FOR YOU 🙂 …

Bill “SlickWillie” Clinton SAX! 🙂 ….

And I can tell by the way you.. walk that walk..
(Wisconsin Union Protests) 🙂

I can hear by the way you.. talk that talk..
(my NSA’s buggin’ your Obama-phone) 🙂

And you can know by the way I.. treat you girls..
(free-Sandra Floozy-contraception) 🙂

That I will give you all the governin’ in the.. whole wide world!..
(‘apology & bow tour’) 🙂

All! I want to do!.. All I want to do is.. take 1%er’s bread… 🙂
Just to Redistribute & make sure.. ya’ll foodstamp fed 🙂 …
Independence will make you.. sad & blue 😦
& I just wanna make.. gov for you! 🙂

GOV FOR YOU 🙂 …
‘O’oh-ooh…
GOV FOR YOU 🙂 …..

“NEVER BEEN ANY REASON”
(music by Head East)

SYNTH / DRUMS ……

GUITAR / DRUMS ……

(hey, ‘Leader from da Back’):

Did ya take any action?… (nope) 😦

Did ya think you were friends?… (yep) 😦

Did ya think with affection?…

He wouldn’t disobey you again?… 🙂

You been leadin’ from behind him…

Since you whispered ‘more flexibility’… (sshhhh)

THERE’S NEVER BEEN ANY REASON…

For Putin to take you seriously…… (nada) 😦

SYNTH……

(hey, John ‘Reporting For Duty’ Kerry):

Did ya hope this was some bad dream?… 😦
Are you up to the task?…
“Would Condi be my companion??”…
aaah… NO FREAKIN’ CHANCE!…
You been talkin’ in circles…
Russian sanctions won’t fly…
THERE’S NEVER BEEN ANY REASON…
For your boss to keep drawin’ ‘lines!’ yeah! yeah!….

Bet your life, BO won’t mess around with Vlad’s Red-Line….
Girlie-man with ‘flex’ gov’in, no better than a gray-line…. 😦
Tyrants got a good feelin’, ain’t had during Bush’s time…. 🙂
Bet your life, it’s goin’ down, what’s in Vlad’s mind……

SYNTH SOLO 🙂 …..

(hey, Vlad):

No G8, will you be lonely?…
Olympics, did you have any fun?…
Do you ever think seriously of Barry?…
I know that question’s really dumb.. yeah..
You never give him a straight answer…
You never tell him the truth…
THERE’S NEVER BEEN ANY REASON…
He’s given in every time to you!….

THERE’S NEVER BEEN ANY REASON…

DRUMS ….

THERE’S NEVER BEEN ANY REASON… yeah!…ah!….

THERE’S NEVER BEEN ANY REASON!……

Bet your life, BO won’t mess around with Vlad’s Red-Line!….

BASS ….

Girlie-man with ‘flex’ gov’in, no better than a beige-line 😦 ….

BASS ….

We All Know,
With BO, tyrants got a good feelin’ 🙂 ain’t had during Bush’s time….

BASS ….

Bet your life, it’s goin’ down, what’s in Vlad’s mind….

‘O’ooo!!……

Bet your life, BO won’t mess around with Vlad’s Red-Line!….

Bet your life, BO won’t mess around with Vlad’s Red-Line!…. 😦

Bet your life, it’s goin’ down, what’s in Vlad’s mind!…. 😦

Bet your life, BO won’t mess around with Vlad’s Red-Line!….

BET YOUR LIFE… BO BOWS DOWN… TO VLAD’S… RED-LINE!….. 😦

“HERE WE GO AGAIN”
(music by Whitesnake)

(Barock): “WHAT???…. IT’S SPRING BREAK TIME!” 🙂

Intro KEYBOARD ……

Well I think Michelle knows where we’re goin’….

And I sure hope it’s Hawaii again…. 🙂

Hangin’ with my ‘choom buds’, blazin’ up like it was yesterday 🙂 ….

Well I’ve made up my mind….

Ukraine ain’t gonna derail my vacation time!……

Here We Go AGAIN 🙂 …
Here We Go AGAIN 🙂 …

Though I’ll keep searchin’ ’cause Camp David ain’t the answer…. 😦

‘Stateside’, we never seem to find, the destination we’re lookin’ for 😦 ….

Lord, I pray she’s plannin’ a European tour to go on 🙂 ….

‘Cause she ain’t so mean…

Walkin’ along.. the French Riviera with Meesh! 🙂 ……

GUITAR! 🙂

HERE WE GO AGAIN!.. can’t stay home!….
Blow this town, hit the road, it’s all we’ve known!….
‘Elite drifters’, we was born to feel we’re owed….

& we’ve made up our minds…..
We ain’t skippin’ vacation time!…..

Need just another rechargin’ in warmer weather….
Takin’ advantage of taxpayer’s sweet charity….
And I’m gonna pedal on.. the ‘bicycle path’ for the rest of my term….
‘Cause she ain’t so mean….
Walkin’ along… Hawaiian beaches with Meesh! 🙂

HERE WE GO AGAIN!.. can’t stay home!….
Blow this town, hit the road, it’s all we’ve known!….
‘Elite drifters’, we was born to feel we’re owed….
& we’ve made up our minds!…..
Duty comes in second to vacation time!…..

So Here We Go AGAIN…..

Here We Go AGAIN…..

Here We Go AGAIN…..

Spendin’ your DOOOOOOOOOOGH!………… 🙂

GUITAR SOLO! 🙂 ….

& she ain’t so mean….
Walkin’ along.. in the Mediterranean moonlight with Meesh! 🙂

HERE WE GO AGAIN!.. can’t stay home!….
Blow this town, hit the road, it’s all we’ve known!….
‘Elite drifters’, we was born to feel we’re owed….
& we’ve made up our minds!….
No crisis ain’t gonna disrupt our vacation time!

NO!

HERE WE GO AGAIN!.. can’t stay home!….
Blow this town, hit the road, it’s all we’ve known!….
‘Elite drifters’, we was born to feel we’re owed….
& we’ve made up our minds!….
Responsibility ain’t gonna interfere with our vacation time!

HERE WE GO AGAIN! …………………

“IN THE NAME OF GOV” (No Pride)
(music by U2)

The EDGE GUITAR! 🙂 …..

One man come in the name of BigGov..
Con man come “for show”….
One man come to monopolize..
Our Republic, to overthrow!….

In The Name!…. Of Gov!….
Want more in the name of gov 😦 ….
In The Name!…. Of Gov!….
Take more, in the name of gov 😦 ….

One man sought, with no commonsense..
Low-Info’s can’t resist….
One man blamed, for ‘a video’ breach..
Our SEALS betrayed, fundraiser not missed!….

In The Name!…. Of Gov!….
Want more in the name of gov 😦 ….
In The Name!…. Of Gov!….
Take more, in the name of gov 😦 ….

GUITAR 🙂 …..

mmmmmm….mmmmmm….mmmmmooooooooch……. 😦

‘Sequester’ mornin’.. March 1 law..

‘Barry-cades’ go out.. nationwide!…. 😦

But Vets crashed.. they smacked down your slight..

They know you.. have NO PRIDE!….

In The Name!…. Of Gov!….
Want more in the name of gov 😦 ….
In The Name!…. Of Gov!….
Take more in the name of gov 😦 ….
In The Name!…. Of Gov!….
DESTROY MORE WITH OBAMA’S GOV 😦 ….

‘O’..o..o..No!

‘O’..o..o..No!

‘O’..o..o..No!

‘O’..o..o..No 😦 …..

“R-E-S-P-E-C-T” (hahaha)
(music by Aretha Franklin)

DEDICATION: Barock “Rodney Dangerfield” Obama

(Barock): “I went to the UN the other day to get ‘sanctions imposed’…. They confiscated my teleprompter & golf bag!… I tell ya… I don’t get no respect from anyone!”… 😦

Intro HORNS & GUITAR 🙂 …

(U.S.A.):
‘O’oo.. What you want!…
‘O’oo.. Barry ya ain’t got it…
‘O’oo.. What you need!…
‘O’oo.. ev’ryone knows ya ain’t got it…
‘O’oo.. You keep askin’…
‘O’oo.. For.. a little RESPECT here at home.. (just a little bit) 😦
Hey Barry.. (just a little bit no)
You don’t respect our home! (not a little bit) 😦
Mister (not even a little bit) 😦

(LEADER From The BACK):
I ain’t gonna do Vlad no wrong.. while Snowden’s gone…
Ain’t gonna do Iran wrong.. (oo)
‘Cause I don’t wanna.. (no)
All I’m askin’.. (oo)
Is for, a little RESPECT don’t give Snowden a home..
(just a little bit) 😦
Hey mullahs.. (just a little bit) 😦
Back in Tehran.. (just a little bit) 😦
Yeah.. (just a little bit) 😦 ..
I’ve been borrowin’.. all your money…
& all I’m askin’ in return, China..
Is to give me my propers..
Back in Beijing.. (just a, just a, just a, just a) 😦
Yeah Xi Jinping.. (just a, just a, just a, just a) 😦
Back at your home.. (just a little bit) 😦
Yeah.. (just a little bit) 😦

Bill ‘SlickWillie’ Clinton SAX 🙂 …

(OBAMA-ITE):
Oooo.. your promises.. oo..
Sweeter than honey 🙂 oo..
& guess what?.. oo..
So is all that Redistributed money 🙂 … oo.. 🙂
All I want you to do (oo) for me..
Is give it to me & a new home! 🙂 (re, re, re, re)
yeah Barry… (re, re, re, re.. I’ll respect ya!)
Whip it to me 🙂 (Redistribute, just a little bit)
Give me a new home, now.. (subsidize it) 🙂

(U.S.A.):
R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

WHAT THE WORLD DON’T GIVE BARRY! 😦

R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

ONLY ON (MS)NBC! 🙂

(LEADER From The BACK):
Ooh.. give it to me! give it to me! give it to me! give it to me!..
A little respect 😦
give it to me! give it to me! give it to me! give it to me!..
whoa please just a little bit?..
A little respect 😦 (just a little bit)
Kerry, I’ll fire.. (in just a little bit)
With Putin I’ll keep tryin’.. (‘red-lines’ just a little bit)
Only zombies I’m foolin’ 😦 (just a little bit)
& I only Lie.. (just a little bit)
Re, Re, Re, Re, ‘spect..
Here at home.. (re, re, re, re)
Or you might ‘log-in’.. (just a little bit)
& find your personal info gone 😦 (just a little bit)
I wish I had.. (just a little bit)
A Little Respect! 😦 (just a little bit) ……

“FOREVER IN MOM JEANS”
(music by Neil Diamond)

Sarah Palin: “look it.. people are lookin’ at Putin as one who, wrestles bears and drills for oil… they look at our president as one who, wears ‘mom jeans’ and equivocates and bloviates”…

PALIN WAS SO RIGHT IN ’08 & SHE IS SO RIGHT NOW.. You Betcha!…

Intro ACOUSTIC GUITAR 🙂 ….

Barry talks… (blahblahblah)
But he can’t chew on gum,
& at the same time walk… 😦
As long as he keeps bowing & borrowing..
China’s happy he’ll be 🙂 ..
Forever in ‘Mom Jeans’…..

‘Red-Lines’ supposed to be concrete…
But his ain’t nothin’ but erased in retreat 😦 ..
Won’t let him oversee,
But Assad did say..
BO’s wardrobe’s OK..
Forever in ‘Mom Jeans’…..

Hillary’s never fit right 😦 …..
Kerry’s look too tight 😦 under fire.. send him home.. no more Levi’s 😦 …..
Iran knows no bounds!.. hear the sound!.. enrichment starts.. legitimized….. 😦

Barry talks… (blahblahblah)
But he can’t chew on gum,
& at the same time walk… 😦
As long as he keeps bowing & borrowing..
China’s happy he’ll be 🙂 ..
Forever in ‘Mom Jeans’….

He’s ‘flexible’ & sweet…
But he ain’t nothin’ next to Vlad’s over-reach… 😦
& while he’s wrestlin’ grizzlies,
BO likes to say..
We’ll do OK..
Forever in ‘Mom Jeans’….

Hillary’s never fit right 😦 …..
Kerry’s look too tight 😦 under fire.. send him home.. no more Levi’s 😦 …..
Iran knows no bounds!.. hear the sound!.. enrichment starts.. legitimized….. 😦

Barry talks!… (blahblahblah)
But he can’t chew on gum,
& at the same time walk….. 😦
As long as he keeps bowing & borrowing..
China’s happy he’ll be 🙂 ..
Forever in ‘Mom Jeans’…..

& while Vlad wrestles grizzlies,
BO likes to say..
We’ll be OK..
Forever in ‘Mom Jeans’…..

As long as he’s the face of Liberty… 😦
The U.S.A. will be…
Forever in ‘Mom Jeans’ 😦 ………..

“Obama’s CONvoy”
(music by C.W. McCall)
(Narration by Joe ‘BOZO’ Biden)

Intro DRUMS ……

(CB/NSA jibber-jabber):
ah.. breaker 1-9.. this here’s Rubber-Stamp Reid.. you gotta copy on me Princess-P?.. c’mon…
ah yeah.. 10-4.. Princess-P for sure.. for sure.. by golly.. it’s clean clear to DC Town.. c’mon…
yeah.. that’s a big 10-4 there Princess-P.. yeah we definitely got the majority now good buddy 🙂 ..
Mercy sakes alive.. looks like we got us a ‘CON’voy! 🙂 …….

(BOZO-JOE):
Was the dark of the moon,
On a November bloom..
In an election, full of fog..
A class-envy leech, who gave speeches on..
With a prompter, pumpin’ smog 😦 …
We was gunnin’ for Mods and RINO,
For ’bout ten months in this ‘bullshit town’..
She says, “no need to read, this here’s Princess-P”..
& I’m about to slam this ‘giant gavel’ down! 🙂

(DEM CHORUS):
‘Cause we got Obama’s CONvoy…
Partyin’ through the night! 🙂 …
Yeah, we got Obama’s CONvoy…
Ain’t she an UNConstitutional sight 🙂 …
Come on support our CONvoy…
Republicans ain’t gonna get in our way…
We gonna roll this BigGov CONvoy…
Across the U.S.A.!….

‘CON’voy! 🙂 …….

(CB/NSA jibber-jabber):
ah breaker.. Princess-P.. this here’s Dirty Reid.. you don’t wanna back off that obamacare..
yeah 10-4.. ’bout 500 billion or so.. a trillion stimulus.. roger.. that TeaParty is gettin’ intense up here…..

(BOZO-JOE):
By the time we got to them mid-terms,
We lost 63 seats in all..
‘Cause we got ‘teabagged’ up at the townhall meets,
& them bitter-clingers was wall to wall..
Yeah, them racists was thick as bugs on a bumper,
They even had FOXNews in the air!..
BO says, “callin’ all occupy scum, this here’s ‘The ONE’..
We about to go on a-targetin’ tear! 🙂 ….

(DEM CHORUS):
‘Cause we got Obama’s CONvoy…
Partyin’ through the night! 🙂 …
Yeah, we got Obama’s CONvoy…
Ain’t he an UNConstitutional sight 🙂 …
Come on support our CONvoy…
Republicans ain’t gonna get in our way…
We gonna roll this BigGov CONvoy…
Across the U.S.A.!….

‘CON’voy! 🙂 …….

(CB/NSA jibber-jabber):
ah.. you wanna give me a 10-9 on that.. Princess-P?… a negatory.. Princess-P.. you still haven’t seen what’s in it??!..
yeah.. that GOP is startin’ to close up them funds 😦 .. mercy sakes.. we better ‘enroll’ at least ten!! 😦

(BOZO-JOE):
Well we cranked up in Red-states more,
An IRS rocket-sled on rails..
We tore up all TeaParty-Patriot application sheets 🙂
& had the NSA read their emails 🙂 …
But by the time our hit on the AP was found,
Them ‘baggers’ was a-gettin’ smart..
They’d brought up some reinforcements..
From the Talk-Radio ‘old guard’..
There’s ‘Establishment’ and Conservative freaks,
& ‘Righties’ of ev’ry stripe..
Yeah, that FOXNews was full’a spin..
Had the airwaves full’a lies..
Well, we demonized, and ‘MittMcCain’ we broke..
With millions of ‘Low-Info’ schmucks..
Had our ‘lamestream media’ friends to please us..
& Candy Crowley brought a ‘transcript’ for good luck 🙂 ….

(CB/NSA jibber-jabber):
ah.. Rubber-Stamp Reid to Benghazi-Blusterer.. come over..
yeah.. 10-4 Benghazi-Blusterer..
Listen.. you wanna play that ‘video’ in behind that Whitehouse press-jockey?..
yeah.. he’s spewin’ bullshit.. & he needs all the help he can get!…..

(BOZO-JOE):
Well, we made a photo-op trip, up to the Jersey shore,
& Gov ‘teddybear’ hugged O’Con at the state-line..
CNN could see all them bridges ‘shovel-ready’ lined..
But Republicans wouldn’t give us another stimulus dog-goned dime!.. 😦
He says, “Crybaby-Boehner this here’s O’Con”,
& you just gonna have to pay my toll…
So we closed the monument & park gates, Repubs were too late,
& we blamed them for lettin’ the Sequester roll! 🙂 10-4!

(DEM CHORUS):
‘Cause we got Obama’s CONvoy…
Partyin’ through the night! 🙂 …
Yeah, we got Obama’s CONvoy…
Ain’t it an UNConstitutional sight 🙂 …
Come on support our CONvoy…
Republicans ain’t gonna get in our way…
We gonna roll this BigGov CONvoy…
Across the U.S.A.!….

‘CON’voy! 🙂 ……..

(CB/NSA jibber-jabber):
aaaahh… 10-4 Princess-P.. what’s your 20?…
OBAMA??.. well, you oughta know what to do with them TeaBaggers out there for sure…
well, mercy sakes.. good buddy.. me & Moochie goin’ back on vacaa.. outta here…
so keep them FOX bugs off your ‘mask’ & that CRUZ off our Ass!!! 😦 …
We’ll catch ya on the flip-flop.. this here’s O’Con.. tee-time 🙂 we gone! bye bye 🙂 …….

“IF YOU EVER SEIZE UKRAINE”
(music by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

BAROCK to VLAD – ‘Open-Letter’

Intro ACOUSTIC GUITAR 🙂 …

Drew a ‘Red-Line’ long ago…
Scrapped ‘missile-shield’, then went home…
Just know!…
I’ll ‘be flexible’ in time…..

When you ‘take-over’, some will say…
My ‘Russian-Reset’ had no sway…
They know!…
Flushin’ it down like water…..

(CHORUS):
Vlad,
I.. want you to know….
If you ever.. need.. Ukraine….
I.. want you to know….
If you ever.. seize.. Ukraine….
I am down.. with you having your way……

Yesterday, was Syria before…
You are cold, and I’m not hard…
I know!…
Been that way for almost 2 terms 😦 ..

‘Rolled’ forever, on it goes…
Talk in circles, you’re fast 🙂 I’m slow 😦
We know!…
I can’t stop you, no wonder…..

(CHORUS):
Vlad,
I.. want you to know….
If you ever.. seize.. Ukraine….
I.. want you to know…
If you ever.. seize.. Ukraine….
I am down.. with you having your way……

Yeah!…

comrade,
I.. want you to know….
If you ever.. need.. Ukraine….
I.. want you to know….
When you finally.. seize.. Ukraine….
(“You Betcha”… PALIN WAS RIGHT!)
I am down.. with you having your way 🙂

(Barock to Medvedev):
“SSSHHHH….TELL VLAD..AFTER MY RE-ELECTION..sshhh..I’LL HAVE MORE..sshhh..FLEXIBILITY..SSSHHHH”…….

“KNOCKIN’ ON BIDEN’S DOOR”
(music by Bob Dylan / Guns N’ Roses)

JOE ‘The Sage’ BIDEN: “you don’t need 30 rounds to protect yourself… buy a shotgun… buy a shotgun”…

Oooooooo…..

Intro GUITAR! 🙂 ….

Oooooohh….yeeaahh….

Mama take this, 12 gauge if you see…
An intruder prowlin’.. ’round the door…
Fire 2 blasts.. I promise you, they’ll flee…
Feel the double barrel & you won’t want an AR-15 no more 🙂 …..

Knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door…
hey hey hey.. no freakin’ way! 😦
Knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door…. 😦
Knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door! 😦 …
oh no, I wouldn’t go,
Knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door!……

“hee hee ya’ll best go away” 🙂

GUITAR 🙂 …

(Joe’Blow’):
“hahaaheeheehaaa…what’s her name?..Kate..if you wanna protect yourself, get a double-barrel shotgun….
have the shells a 12 gauge shotgun..and I promise you as I told my wife..we live in an area that is wooded,
and it’s somewhat secluded..I said Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here..walk out..
put that double barrel shotgun and fire 2 blasts..outside the house”.. 🙂

Mama if there’s a ‘problem’.. that comes around…
Grab the 12 gauge shells.. & go out the balcony door…
Trust me, you won’t need 30 rounds…
That s.o.b. will be in pieces all over the floor 🙂 ……

Knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door….
hey hey hey.. no freakin’ way! 😦
Knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door… 😦
Knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door! 😦 ….
oh no, better not go,
Knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door!……

“hee hee ya’ll best go away” 🙂

SLASH GUITAR! 🙂 …

(Joe’Blow’):
“I promise you who’s ever coming in is not gonna, you don’t need an AR-15…it’s harder to aim..it’s harder to use..
and in fact you don’t need 30 rounds to protect yourself…buy a shotgun……buy a shotgun…….hahaheeheehaaaa…
aaahh…any more dumb questions”…

Knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door…
hey hey hey NO WAY! 😦

(knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door!!)

Knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door… 😦
Ooooh… hell no!

(knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door!!)

Knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door… 😦
hey hey.. nooo freakin’ way!

(knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door!!)

Knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door… 😦
oooooh here comes Joe!

(knock knock knockin’ on Biden’s Door!!) …..

“CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED GOV”
(music by Queen)

Intro GUITAR! 🙂 …

This thing..
Called ‘Gov’..
Some just..
Can’t manage it..
This thing..
Called ‘Gov’..
Some lust..
For no bounds to it..
SO GET READY 😦 ..

This “crazy little thing” wants BIG-GOV!

This thing.. (this thing)
Called ‘Gov’.. (called gov)
It’s size.. (limit Barry)
Cradle to grave alright..
All things.. (woo hoo!)
Provides.. (woo hoo!)
It takes right over like a Socialist!
The Liberals like it 🙂

Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’ 😦

There goes “cry-baby”… (wah wah)
He knows how to BaRock ‘n’ Roll…
Critics drive him crazy! (wah wah)
Rush gives him hot & cold fever 😦
FOX leaves him in a cool drool sweat 😦 ……

Ya get to act cool.. (choom gang)
Relax.. (play golf) 🙂
Get hip.. (with Beyoncé & Miley)
Get the IRS to attack.. 🙂 (Conservatives)
Take a baaaack seat.. (Lead-From-Behind)
Hitch-hike.. (with Vlad)
& take a loooong vacation on the taxpayer dime… 🙂
Moochelle’s gettin’ ready! 🙂 (at ‘Target’)

Crazy ‘little’ thing called BIG-gov!….

BRIAN MAY GUITAR! 🙂 ….

(‘Yes-We-Can’ Handclaps):

Ya get to be cool.. (Hollywood)
Relax.. (skeet shoot)
Get hip.. (with JZ in Cuba)
IGNORE THE BENGHAZI ATTACK! 😦
Take a baaaack seat.. (Syria..Egypt..Arab-Spring..Irish-Spring)
Hitch-hike.. (China bow)
& take excessive vacations on da taxpayer dime 🙂 …
Moochelle’s gettin’ ready! 🙂 (ready Chellie???)

These “crazy little things” want MORE Gov! 😦

This thing..
Called ‘Gov’..
Some just..
Can’t manage it… (hint: he’s got big ears & a big mouth)
This thing..
Called ‘Gov’..
Some lust..
For no bounds to it… (hint: she spends tax $$$ millions on personal luxuries & ate all of ‘Cookie Monster’s’ cookies!)
SO GET READY 😦 ….

ooh..ooh..ooh..’O’oo’s…

Crazy ‘little’ thing their BIG-gov 🙂 ..
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 😦
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 🙂
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 😦
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 🙂
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 😦
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 🙂
Crazy little thing called ‘Gov’… 😦

“EVERY LITTLE THING HE DOES IS TRAGIC” (Barry’s Resume)
(music by The Police)

Intro GUITAR ….

Though he’s lied before and hidden..
All the feelings he has for us, in his heart….
Every time the truth comes nearer..
He just throws a curve, has blamed Bush, from the start!…..

(CHORUS):
Every little thing he does is tragic..
Everything he do, more dependence on..
Even though his policies are madness..
‘Freebie-taker’ love for him goes on……….

Do I have to tell the story..
Of when brave Navy SEALS, stayed & would not bend….
A big ‘cover-up’ umbrella..
And all these weasels trying not to, get wet!…..

(CHORUS):
Every little thing he does is tragic..
Everything he do, our Rights stepped on 😦
Even though his policies are madness..
‘Freebie-taker’ love for him goes on!………

TeaParty resolves to call him out…
On his Un-American ways…
Ask him if Liberty..
Is an old-fashioned, unfair way???

With his silence we fear he’s tipped us..
Just more foodstamps & ‘O’-phones…
Long after his tongue has tricked us..
We must always..rent..not..own! 😦 …….

(CHORUS):
Every little thing he does is tragic..
Everything he do, more dependence on..
Even though his policies are madness..
Our Health Plans AS PROMISED won’t go on!…

Every little thing he does is tragic 😦
Everything he do, America stepped on 😦
Even though his policies are madness 😦
‘Leading-From-Behind’ goes on 😦 …………

on &.. on &.. on &…….

Every little thing..
Every little thing..
Every little thing..
Every little thing..
Every LITTLE..
Every LITTLE..
Every LITTLE..
Every little thing he does!..
Every little thing he does..
Every little thing he does..
Every little thing he does..
EVERYTHING he does is TRAGIC! 😦 ….

Dependence.. dependence.. dependence..
Dependence.. dependence.. dependence..
Dependence.. dependence.. dependence..
Dependence.. dependence.. dependence..
Dependence.. dependence.. dependence.. dependence! 😦 ……….

Every little thing!..

Every little thing!..

Every little thing he do is!..

Madness! Madness! Madness!..

TRAGIC! 😦

TRAGIC! 😦

TRAGIC! 😦

“OBAMA” (‘Voter Regret’ – HE BUILT THAT!)
(music by Genesis)

DEDICATION: Obama ‘LOW-INFO’ Voter

2008 “Hope & Change” 🙂 …

2014 “Cope & Blame” 😦 …

Intro DRUMS & KEYBOARD……….

(‘LOW-INFO’ DOPE):
I.. believed.. you Obama…
For ‘HopeyChange’, I could hardly wait…
Ooh with your touch, said you could heal, Obama…
Oh I just pushed, the truth away 😦 ….
In the heat, & the steam, I got giddy 🙂 ..
Oh.. got me a Chevy Volt, license plate with your name…
You said.. you’d help me Obama!…
But it’s getting so hard! 😦 ooooh!…….

Now I.. can’t keep, defending you, Obama..
But you expect.. me to always be there…
I’ve listened, while you preach, to me Obama…
Thought I knew, inside you cared 😦 …
Keepin’ me down, down with fear, inside me…
Ooh.. without you, I ain’t goin’ nowhere…
Now I.. don’t need you Obama!…
‘Cause you’re making it so hard!.. 😦 oooooh!………

(OBAMAMA):
Ha ha!.. haaa!…. ha ha!.. haaa!…. ‘O’ooo…. “cash for clunkers” 🙂

Ha ha.. haaa!…. ha ha.. haaa!…. ‘O’ooo…. “shovel-ready jobs” 🙂 ……

(‘LOW-INFO’ DOPE):
Can’t believe!….. I’m here!…. Obama..
Obama.. drama.. trama!.. please! 😦 …
Had a change of heart….
Had a change of heart….
HAD A CHANGE OF HEART…. ‘O’…
Won’t listen to me!.. Obama! 😦
Obama!… Obama!…..
You’re taking away my Health Plan! 😦
Why take it away??..
Don’t you have a heart??!….

(OBAMAMA):
Ha ha!.. haaa!…. ha ha!.. haaa!…. ‘O’ooo.. “YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PLAN” 🙂 PERIOD!” 🙂 ha ha!…

(‘LOW-INFO’ DOPE):
There’s not! a lot for free, Obama..
But you… could hardly wait…
Your lies!… they’re burnin’.. Obama..
Now I see.. ‘hopey-change’ was fake 😦
You’d stop! you’d stop, greed Obama…
And make it fair!… make the 1% go away!… hey!
Now I.. hurt ’cause of you Obama!….
& you’re making it so hard!.. Oooooh! 😦 …….

Now I!!…. believed you Obama..
For ‘us folks’.. said you’d always be there…
You taunt! you tease.. Liberty, Obama..
But you’ll never, never, never transform it away….

In your campaign heat, & the stench, I was giddy…
Ooh.. got me a Chevy Volt, that literally, went up in flames.. 😦
You said, you’d help.. me Obama…
But you’ve made it so hard! Ooooooh!……..

Just go!…

yes yes.. just go!….

yes yes yes yes yes!….

JUST GO!… 😦

(OBAMAMA):
ha ha!.. haaa!…. ha ha!.. haaa!…. ‘O’… 🙂

“TED CRUZ” (Oh-No!)
(music by Frankie Ford)

LIBERALS & STATISTS WILL ALWAYS SIGNAL WHO THEY FEAR THE MOST… 🙂

Intro SHIP-HORN & SAX! 🙂 …

(‘DIRTY’ REID):
Young brash Texan is steppin’ on my shoes..
Sayin’ I’m sittin’ here, causin’ the blues..
Yes he’s a pest, he’s got nothin’ to lose..
Don’t know what to do with that a, Ted Cruz! 😦

(CHORUS):
Uh-Oooh! 😦 …
uh-oh Liberals…

Oh-Nooo! 😦 …
oh-no RINO’s…

Oh Craaap! 😦 …
watch out Demrats…

Yes, he will expose you, he’s that..
TED CRUZ! 🙂

(‘CRUZ-CONTROL’):
I feel like filibusterin’,
with Patriots like Rand & Mike Lee 🙂 ….
We don’t like all the spendin’,
defund & cut Obamacare off at the knees!…..

(JOHN McLAME):
I gotta keep a-knockin’ on this rat & his pack 😦
‘Establishment boogie-woogie’ stickin’ knives in Conservatives backs 🙂
Yes he’s a pest, he’s got nothin’ to lose..
Don’t know what to do with this a, Ted Cruz! 😦

Uh-Oooh! 😦 …
uh-oh Liberals…

Oh-Nooo! 😦 …
oh-no RINO’s…

Oh Craaap! 😦 …
watch out Demrats…

Yes, he will expose you, he’s that..
TED CRUZ! 🙂

(‘CRUZ-CONTROL’):
I feel like filibusterin’,
with Patriots like Rand & Mike Lee 🙂 ….
We don’t like over spendin’,
defund & cut Obamacare off at the knees!…..

(NBC / CNN / CBS / ABC):
We gotta keep a-trashin’, hurry, spread these lies..
Our part is repeatin’ derision on “the news” all the time…
Yes he’s a pest, he’s got nothin’ to lose..
Don’t know what to do with that a, Ted Cruz! 😦

Uh-Oooh! 😦 …
uh-oh Liberals…

Oh-Nooo! 😦 …
oh-no RINO’s…

Oh Craaap! 😦 …
watch out Demrats…

Yes, he will defeat you, he’s that..
TED CRUZ! 🙂

(‘CRUZ-CONTROL’):
I feel like filibusterin’,
with Patriots like Rand & Mike Lee 🙂 ….
We don’t like all his spendin’,
defund & cut Obamacare off at the knees!…..

Uh-Oooh! 😦 …
uh-oh Liberals…

Oh-Nooo! 😦 …
oh-no RINO’s…

Oh Craaap! 😦 …
watch out Demrats…

YES, HE WILL DEFEAT YOU, HE’S THAT..

TED CRUZ! 🙂

“YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN'” (NOV 2014)
(music by Judas Priest)

DEDICATION: Red-State Dems.. Mitch McConnell.. & the rest of the damn RINO’s!..

Intro GUITARS! 🙂 …..

Election night…
The ‘Liberal jig’ us up!….
You’ll be takin’ flight,
Conservatives have had enough!….
Standin’ tall!…
TeaParty’s Rockin’ proud….
Comin’ out on top,
A long night 🙂 with results loud!…..

(CHORUS):

If you think you’ll keep your head down,
& support for him you’ll hide…
You’re thinkin’ like a fool,
‘Cause you’ve helped let freedom die!…
Out there is your record,
We all know is bad 😦 ..
You think we’ll let it go, you’re mad…
YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!….. 🙂
You got another thing comin’…..

That’s.. right..
November’s when the bullshit ends!….
On this election night,
There’ll be a clear message sent!….
McConnell vote hard,
Cruz callin’ all the shots….
Obamacare ‘ace card’,
Dems goin’ down on the rocks!…..

If you think you’ll keep your head down,
& avoid your ‘hopey-change’…
Listen we ain’t foolin,
We’ll do better flushin’ you down the drain 🙂 …
Out there is your record,
We all know is bad 😦 ..
You think we’ll let it go, you’re mad…
YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!…… 🙂
You got another thing comin’!….

You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’…..

IN THIS COUNTRY WE’RE BLESSED WITH,
WE HAVE OUR SHARE OF LOW-INFO’S 😦 ….
ANSWER NOW IS DIRECTION,
NEW LEADERSHIP TOMORROW!!… 🙂 …….

GUITAR! 🙂 …..

Oh, you’re not!
this time cheatin’ the test yeah!..
Not.. tough,
Ain’t room for your second best…
Not.. strong,
Now ya got no job-security…
Hey ‘mod-mushy-mash’,
You’re headin’ for obscurity! yeah 🙂 ..

If you think you’ll keep your head down,
& support for him you’ll hide….
You’re thinkin’ like a fool,
‘Cause you’ve helped let freedom die 😦 ….
Out there is your record,
Pathetic & bad 😦 ..
You think we’ll let it go, you’re mad…
YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!…

You Got Another Thing Comin’…

You Got Another Thing Comin’…

you got another thing,

Aaaaaahhhhh……..

GUITAR…….

“TEAPARTY COMIN’ FOR YOU!!”…

YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!….

RINO’s…. it’s accountability time! 🙂 …

YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!….

Red-State Dems…. you all tied to ‘O’ooooooo!……. 😦

YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!….

YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!….

see ya’s in November… ‘O’ yeah! 🙂 ‘O’ yeah! 🙂

YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!….

TeaParty Comin’ on !… yeah we comin’!….

YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!….

another ‘wave’ comin’ on! crashin’ down!….

YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!….

bye bye … ‘O’ enablers 🙂 …..

YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!……….

“I DON’T CARE ANYMORE” (BO don’t care no more)
(music by Phil Collins)

‘OBAMA “PRESIDENTS DAY” ANTHEM’

Intro DRUMS & KEYS …..

Don’t have to tell ev’ryone my leadership’s a damn disgrace..
Draggin’ your country into a ‘3rd-world’ state 🙂
I DON’T CARE ANYMORE…… (never did)
Don’t have to tell ev’rybody ’bout the state your economy’s in..
You won’t catch me lyin’ ’cause RINO’s will let me win 🙂
I Don’t Care Anymore…. (never did)

I DON’T CARE ANYMORE… (’bout you)….

I Don’t Care….
Your Health Plans went away…. 🙂
It was all a rigged game…
& ya’ll were played! 🙂 …

‘Cause I been talkin’ to the people that you don’t call friends..
& it’s clear to me they want America to end…
No more sanctions anymore…..
And as for me I can sit here & bide my time..
I got nothin’ to lose, if I demonize.. 🙂
I Don’t Care Anymore….. (never did)

I DON’T CARE NO MORE……

I Don’t Care….
‘Bout that Benghazi day….
Just played a ‘video’ for you fools…
Then campaigned 🙂 …

‘Stimulus’ ain’t there anymore..
Always get my way..
“Shovel-Ready” LIE 🙂
I got more golfin’ to do with my time… 🙂 …
I DON’T CARE ANYMORE.. (never did)
I don’t care about roads anymore…..
I DON’T CARE ANYMORE… (never did)
I don’t care about bridges anymore….. 🙂

Well I don’t care now, about the Labor Participation Rate…
‘Cause ev’ryday….
ya’ll depending less on yourself 🙂
& I don’t care now, ’bout unemployment rate…
“Hey…. ya’ll didn’t build that by yourself!”…
LET GOV GROW.. 🙂 ….

‘Cause I remember all the times, Teabaggers tried so hard..
And I laughed in their face ’cause I held all the cards 🙂 ..
I Don’t Care Anymore….. (never did)
And I really ain’t bothered what Rush Limbaugh thinks of me..
‘Cause what I’ll get from ‘my news’, is propaganda cover for me.. 🙂
I Don’t Care Anymore!… (ya hear?)

I DON’T CARE NO MORE!

I don’t care!…
Your Health Plans went away!… (or that it’s ‘Presidents Day’)
It was all a rigged game…
& ya’ll were played! 🙂

Your doctors ain’t there no more!..
So get on an ‘exchange’!…
They’re ready to fly.. 🙂
But a website visit might take lots of time! 😦 ….
But I Don’t Care Anymore! 🙂 (never did)
did ya hear?
I DON’T CARE ANYMORE!

I Don’t Care No More!…

you listenin’?..
I DON’T CARE NO MORE!
(freedom’s a bore)

‘O’ooooooo!… yeah yeah..

‘O’ooooooo!… yeah yeah 🙂

‘O’ooooooo!… yeah yeah..

You know I Don’t Care No Mooore!….
(never did)
DON’T CARE NO MORE!….

No More..No More..No More!….

Don’t Care!.. No More..

NO MORE.. a No More..
(never did)
NO MORE.. a No More..
(never did)
NO MORE.. a No More..
(never did)
NO MORE.. a No More..
(never did)
NO MORE.. a No More..
(never did)
NO MORE.. a No More..
(never did) 🙂

“TAKEY BREAKY APART”
(music by Billy Ray Cyrus)

NEW HIPHOP RE-MAKE featuring Barock & Rapper ‘Buck 22’…

Intro GUITAR.. Larry King.. & ‘Twerkers’ Moochie & Beyoncé….

I bow to the world..
LadyLiberty never was my girl..
I’ll burn your Constitution ’til it’s gone.. 🙂
And tell my slimy friends..
On sanctions I will bend..
& laugh & joke & bug our allies phones.. 🙂

I ran some firearms..
Over to cartel farms..
So I can sell, gun-control some more…

& ya’ll just watch my lips..
They’re great at bait n’ switch..
With Republicans, I’ll be moppin’ floors 🙂 …

(CHORUS)

Not dear to my heart…
I takey breaky apart…
America, I just don’t understand???
It never touched my heart…
so I’ll take & break apart 🙂
I’m hell bent to transform this land!….

ooooooo!….

I can break the law..
Like that boy from Arkansas..
I can change the rules & watch ya beg 🙂 ..
& keep on causin’ rifts..
& watch the country split 🙂
I never really liked it anyway….

I tax & raise your fees..
Say anything I please..
Myself already knows I’ll be OK..
Or send NSA spies..
To find out watcha got in mind..
You might be gettin’ audited today 🙂 …

Not dear to my heart…
I takey breaky apart…
America, I just don’t understand???

It never touched my heart…
so I’ll take & break apart…
I’m hell bent to transform this land!….

ooooooo! 🙂 ……

Hillary, Princess Pelosi & other Dem ‘Hotties’ TWERKING SOLO 😦 😦 😦 …..

Not dear to my heart…
I takey breaky apart…
America, I just don’t understand???
It never touched my heart…
so I’ll take & break apart…
I’M HELL BENT TO TRANSFORM YOUR LAND! 🙂

‘O’oooooo!……..

“DON’T SNOOP AROUND HERE NO MORE” (Rand to Barock)
(music by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers)

Intro DRUMS & GUITAR…….

Hey!..

Hey!..

(SENATOR RAND PAUL to Barock Hussein Obama):

Don’t snoop around here no more…..

Don’t snoop around here no more…..

Our 4th Amendment we adore…..

Hey!..
Don’t snoop around here no more……

Give it up!….. Stop!

Give it up!….. Stop!

Give it up!….. Stop!
No more eavesdropping any longer…..

Give it up!…..

AMERICA’S LAWSUIT IS GETTING STRONGER!…….

Don’t snoop around here no more…..

Don’t snoop around here no more…..

Don’t snoop around here no more…..

Our 4th Amendment we adore…..

No reading our email anymore…..

Block you at my Facebook door…..

NSA can get a warrant for what they’re looking for…..

Hey!.. don’t snoop around here no more…….

Give it up!….. Stop!

Give it up!….. Stop!

Give it up!….. Stop!
You’re manglin’ ‘Millennial’s’ emotions 😦

Give it up!..
Barry, their trust in you is over!…… 🙂

Hey!..
Don’t snoop around here no more…..

Don’t snoop around here no more…..

Don’t snoop around here no more…..

Barry!..
Our 4th Amendment we adore…..

Stop bugging Granny down the street…..

(Don’t snoop around her no more)…..

Who do you expect her to tweet??….

(Don’t snoop around here no more)…..

NSA can get a warrant for what they’re looking for…..

(hey.. our 4th Amendment we adore)…..

Hey!….

Barry please, (Barry please)

Don’t snoop around here no more!…..

‘Dirt’ is all you’re lookin’ for!……

GUITAR! 🙂 ……..