“BAD CASE OF THE ‘AFFORDABLE’-CARE-ACT BLUES” (Nancy, Nancy)

“BAD CASE OF THE ‘AFFORDABLE’-CARE-ACT BLUES” (Nancy, Nancy)
(music by Robert Palmer)

PRINCESS PELOSI: “by the way, it’s called the Affordable Care Act.. it’s called the Aaaafoordable Care Act.. & when people know what it is & see what it means to them.. affooordable.. and I tell the President the same thing I told you.. hahaaahaaa… affordable! affoooordable! & there’s a reason.. affooordable.. affooordable… affooordable.. affooordable…. aaafffoooordable.. affooordable..affordable… affordable!affooordable!..affordable.. affordable!.. afffoooordable.. aaaafffooordable!.. affordabbbbleeee… affoooordbleee.. affooooordable!!.. affoooordable! affooordable!!.. affordable..affordable! afffooordddab bbbblee.. affoooordable!.. affordable! affoooodable!!!.. affooordable!! affordaffordaffordafford!!!aaaaa…bb..b…llleeeeeee! affoooordable!! affordabbbllleeee…. affoooordaable able..able.. affordableaffordableaffoooordaaball!… affordaballl! affordable!.. affooordable!.. aaaaffordable!.. affooordable! affordable! affordable! affordable!afaffooooooooordable!!!!!!!

Intro DRUMS & GUITAR 🙂 ….

Whooooaaaaa!…..

A no-holds-barred fight….
A majority you’ll get….
Barry’s gonna sign……
That health bill yet! 🙂 …
‘DirtyReid’ needed you….
To crack some heads…. 😦
Just ram it through…….
Before it’s read!….

(CHORUS):
Nancy.. Nancy..
Meltin’ down at the news..
You got a, bad taste.. of ‘what not reading it first’ can do! 😦
This ‘pill’ is UNaffordable still! 😦
We’ve got a, bad case.. of the ‘Affooooooooordable’ Care Act blues! 😦 …

Even a botox face…. 😦
The dismay in your heart….
Can’t hide that…… princess,
as this comes apart…. 😦
Thought the ‘giant gavel’ was cute….
A little bit sly….
Momma, this lie……
Goin’ bankrupt & bye bye! 🙂 ..

(CHORUS):
Nancy.. Nancy..
Meltin’ down on the news.. 🙂
You got a, bad taste.. of ‘what not reading it first’ can do! 😦
This ‘pill’ is UNaffordable still! 😦
We’ve got a, bad case.. of the ‘Affooooooooordable’ Care Act blues! 😦 ……

‘O’ooooo!……
GUITAR! 🙂 ….

You took the ball & spiked it!…..

You liked it when you were on top! 🙂 …..

But TeaParty told you momma…..

This was gonna be an epic flop! 😦 ………

DRUMS..
The website shutdown 😦 ….
7 million miss…. 😦
Smile disappears……
From your puffy lips….
Shake your fist….
“sign up you all should!”…..
Red-State Dems voted bad 😦 …..
Come November gonna get it good! 🙂 …..

(CHORUS):
Nancy.. Nancy..
Melt down on the news.. 😦
You got a, bad case.. of ‘what not reading it first’ can do! 😦
This ‘pill’ is UNaffordable still! 😦
We got a, bad taste.. of the ‘Affooooooooordable’ Care Act blues! 😦 …..

‘SWEET PELOSI’: “We have to pass the bill first.. so that we can find out what’s in it.. hahahaaaaa”….. 🙂