“HOOKIN’ UP GOV”

“HOOKIN’ UP GOV”
(music by Johnny Lee)
(movie ‘Urban Cowboy’)

Intro GUITAR 🙂 …

(Barock the ‘Community Organizin’ Cowboy’):

Well I’ve spent a lifetime,
pushin’ things through….
‘Single-payer’ & ‘full time takers’,
will someday come true…. 🙂
Playin’ ya’ll for fools is my game,
& I like to win….
And tellin’ those frequent lies,
America’s losin’ again! 🙂 ….

(CHORUS):
I been,
Hookin’ Up Gov!..
In all the right places..
Hookin’ Up Gov..
Smiles to Low-Info faces 🙂
Blindin’ their eyes…
Imposin’ in places…
‘The State’.. I’m.. dreamin’ of!….
‘These dopes’ gonna find a friend & a gov’ner..
I’ll reduce workdays & give ’em cover..
Got a big heart… 🙂
Hookin’ Up Gov…..

And I got elected then,
BigGov in sight…. 🙂
I promised ev’rything I could,
taxed & regulated all in sight…. 🙂
I Don’t know where TeaParty started, 😦
just knew it must end….
I turned loose on that danger,
My IRS friends! 🙂 ……

(CHORUS):
’cause I was,
Hookin’ Up Gov!..
In all the right places..
Hookin’ Up Gov..
Smiles to Low-Info faces 🙂
Blindin’ their eyes…
Installin’ in places…
‘The State’.. I’m.. dreamin’ of!….
‘These dopes’ gonna find a friend & a gov’ner..
I’ll reduce workdays & take from others..
Got a big heart… 🙂
Hookin’ Up Gov…..

WELL I CAME A KNOCKIN’ ON AMERICA’S DOOR…

MY TRANSFORMATION’S GONNA BE HOOKIN’ UP MORE!……

I’ll never stop,
Hookin’ Up Gov!..
In all the right places..
Hookin’ Up Gov..
Smiles to Low-Info faces 🙂
Blindin’ their eyes…
Imposin’ in places…
‘The State’.. I’m.. dreamin’ of!….
Now that ‘these dopes’ have found a friend & a gov’ner..
I’ll reduce workdays & give ’em cover..
Goodies for you.. just you 🙂
Hookin’ Up Gov…..

(hookin’ up gov)

In all the right places..
Hookin’ Up Gov!..
Smiles to Low-Info faces 🙂
Blindin’ their eyes…
Installin’ in places…
‘The State’.. I’m.. dreamin’ of!….
Now that ‘these dopes’ have found a friend & a gov’ner..
I’ll reduce workdays & take from others..
Give to you.. yeah you..
Hookin’ Up Gov! 🙂 ….

(hookin’ up gov)

(repeat Chorus)….
(backing vocals: Kathleen ‘Unlimited Extension’ Sebelius & Nancy ‘Unaffordable’ Pelosi)