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“Obama’s CONvoy”

by on March 3, 2014

“Obama’s CONvoy”
(music by C.W. McCall)
(Narration by Joe ‘BOZO’ Biden)

Intro DRUMS ……

(CB/NSA jibber-jabber):
ah.. breaker 1-9.. this here’s Rubber-Stamp Reid.. you gotta copy on me Princess-P?.. c’mon…
ah yeah.. 10-4.. Princess-P for sure.. for sure.. by golly.. it’s clean clear to DC Town.. c’mon…
yeah.. that’s a big 10-4 there Princess-P.. yeah we definitely got the majority now good buddy πŸ™‚ ..
Mercy sakes alive.. looks like we got us a ‘CON’voy! πŸ™‚ …….

(BOZO-JOE):
Was the dark of the moon,
On a November bloom..
In an election, full of fog..
A class-envy leech, who gave speeches on..
With a prompter, pumpin’ smog 😦 …
We was gunnin’ for Mods and RINO,
For ’bout ten months in this ‘bullshit town’..
She says, “no need to read, this here’s Princess-P”..
& I’m about to slam this ‘giant gavel’ down! πŸ™‚

(DEM CHORUS):
‘Cause we got Obama’s CONvoy…
Partyin’ through the night! πŸ™‚ …
Yeah, we got Obama’s CONvoy…
Ain’tΒ she an UNConstitutional sight πŸ™‚ …
Come on support our CONvoy…
Republicans ain’t gonna get in our way…
We gonna roll this BigGov CONvoy…
Across the U.S.A.!….

‘CON’voy! πŸ™‚ …….

(CB/NSA jibber-jabber):
ah breaker.. Princess-P.. this here’s Dirty Reid.. you don’t wanna back off that obamacare..
yeah 10-4.. ’bout 500 billion or so.. a trillion stimulus.. roger.. that TeaParty is gettin’ intense up here…..

(BOZO-JOE):
By the time we got to them mid-terms,
We lost 63 seats in all..
‘Cause we got ‘teabagged’ up at the townhall meets,
& them bitter-clingers was wall to wall..
Yeah, them racists was thick as bugs on a bumper,
They even had FOXNews in the air!..
BO says, “callin’ all occupy scum, this here’s ‘The ONE’..
We about to go on a-targetin’ tear! πŸ™‚ ….

(DEM CHORUS):
‘Cause we got Obama’s CONvoy…
Partyin’ through the night! πŸ™‚ …
Yeah, we got Obama’s CONvoy…
Ain’tΒ he an UNConstitutional sight πŸ™‚ …
Come on support our CONvoy…
Republicans ain’t gonna get in our way…
We gonna roll this BigGov CONvoy…
Across the U.S.A.!….

‘CON’voy! πŸ™‚ …….

(CB/NSA jibber-jabber):
ah.. you wanna give me a 10-9 on that.. Princess-P?… a negatory.. Princess-P.. you still haven’t seen what’s in it??!..
yeah.. that GOP is startin’ to close up them funds 😦 .. mercy sakes.. we better ‘enroll’ at least ten!! 😦

(BOZO-JOE):
Well we cranked up in Red-states more,
An IRS rocket-sled on rails..
We tore up all TeaParty-Patriot application sheets πŸ™‚
& had the NSA read their emails πŸ™‚ …
But by the time our hit on the AP was found,
Them ‘baggers’ was a-gettin’ smart..
They’d brought up some reinforcements..
From the Talk-Radio ‘old guard’..
There’s ‘Establishment’ and Conservative freaks,
& ‘Righties’ of ev’ry stripe..
Yeah, that FOXNews was full’a spin..
Had the airwaves full’a lies..
Well, we demonized, and ‘MittMcCain’ we broke..
With millions of ‘Low-Info’ schmucks..
Had our ‘lamestream media’ friends to please us..
& Candy Crowley brought a ‘transcript’ for good luck πŸ™‚ ….

(CB/NSA jibber-jabber):
ah.. Rubber-Stamp Reid to Benghazi-Blusterer.. come over..
yeah.. 10-4 Benghazi-Blusterer..
Listen.. you wanna play that ‘video’ in behind that Whitehouse press-jockey?..
yeah.. he’s spewin’ bullshit.. & he needs all the help he can get!…..

(BOZO-JOE):
Well, we made a photo-op trip, up to the Jersey shore,
& Gov ‘teddybear’ hugged O’Con at the state-line..
CNN could see all them bridges ‘shovel-ready’ lined..
But Republicans wouldn’t give us another stimulus dog-goned dime!.. 😦
He says, “Crybaby-Boehner this here’s O’Con”,
& you just gonna have to pay my toll…
So we closed the monument & park gates, Repubs were too late,
& we blamed them for lettin’ the Sequester roll! πŸ™‚ 10-4!

(DEM CHORUS):
‘Cause we got Obama’s CONvoy…
Partyin’ through the night! πŸ™‚ …
Yeah, we got Obama’s CONvoy…
Ain’tΒ it an UNConstitutional sight πŸ™‚ …
Come on support our CONvoy…
Republicans ain’t gonna get in our way…
We gonna roll this BigGov CONvoy…
Across the U.S.A.!….

‘CON’voy! πŸ™‚ ……..

(CB/NSA jibber-jabber):
aaaahh… 10-4 Princess-P.. what’s your 20?…
OBAMA??.. well, you oughta know what to do with them TeaBaggers out there for sure…
well, mercy sakes.. good buddy.. me & Moochie goin’ back on vacaa.. outta here…
so keep them FOX bugs off your ‘mask’ & that CRUZ off our Ass!!! 😦 …
We’ll catch ya on the flip-flop.. this here’s O’Con..Β tee-time πŸ™‚ we gone! bye bye πŸ™‚ …….

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