“BIG SHOT” Breaking News: #BigFlop
“BIG SHOT” Breaking News: #BigFlop
(music by Billy Joel)
Well, you went pre-show tweetin’ ’bout his tax leaking..
Reveal on your low rated PMSNBC show..
You’d have the hot smoking gun in your hand,
And this scoop would expose….
But when you wake up in the mornin’,
With his tax (paid/rate) admired..
No one buys your crazy conspiracy..
Go on and cry to your ‘MorningJoe’ coffee,
But Bernie & Barock’s “fair share” we’ll be itchin’ to see….
Because you had to be a Big Shot didn’t you,
You had to open up your mouth.. (& eat a big fat nothingburger)
You had to be a Big Shot didn’t you,
All your liberal Trump hating friends were so bummed out 😦
You had to have the first word, last night,
You know what everything’s about (20 minute el loco monologue)
You had to have the white hot spotlight,
You sure had a BIG BUST last night 🙂
They were all depressed with your ‘big scoop’ mess..
Except the people of fake news and of hate..
And the story of this latest criminally leaked success,
Will keep my prosecutors so entertained…. 🙂
Yes, yes you had to be a Big Shot didn’t you,
You had to open up your mouth..
You had to have a BIG FLOP didn’t you,
All your looney friends were so bummed out 😦 ..
Well it’s no big sin to stick your two cents in,
If you know when to leave it alone..
But you buried the headline,
You couldn’t see you drove your idiocy home…..
BIG SHOT…..
BIG FLOP……
BIG SHOT…..
BIG FLOP…… 🙂