“‘BAMA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN” (A ‘Bacrock Holiday Classic’)

“‘BAMA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN” (A ‘Barock Holiday Classic’)
(music by Bruce ‘THE Obama-Fan-Club BOSS’ Springsteen)

INTRO PIANO……..

(‘Bama Claus spoken):
“It’s all heatin’ up down in Ferguson….. Al’s whippin’ up the Occupy-Anarchists….. 🙂 hey Immigrants!… you Illegals know what time a year it is?…. what time, huh?… what?…. what?…. oh, ‘Amnesty-time’ 🙂 …… you Demorats all been good and trashin’ Conservatives real hard?… yeah.. Lois, you been targetin’ real hard now.. so ‘Bama bring you a new hard-drive, right….. every ‘Low-Info’ in the mid-terms vote good, or what?…. aaaawwwee… not many 😦 not many….. 😦 ….. now Republicans are gonna try ‘n give me some trouble out here!” 😦 ………….

yeah,
Ya better watch out..
Ya betcha he lies..
Post-election pout 😦
“Got my pen & phone!”, he cries…

‘Bama!.. Claus is Comin’ To Town…. 😦

‘Bama!.. Claus is over-steppin’ his bounds….. 😦

‘Bama Claus is tearin’…. us… down!…….

He’s makin’ an ‘enemies list’..
IRS’s checkin’ it twice..
He’s gonna target his clout,
On naughty TeaParty types….

‘Bama!.. Claus is dividin our towns!…. 😦

‘Bama.. Claus is bringin’ us down!…. 😦

‘Bama Claus THINKS HE’S WEARIN’…. A… CROWN!……..

He censors Sharyl Attkisson when she’s reportin’….
During Benghazi he was awake…. 😦
He gloats when he’s been bad 🙂 then says it’s good!….
“Obamacare’s good for healthcare sake!”….
“Shovel-Ready good for stimulus sake!” 🙂 haha….

yeah,

Critics better watch out..
You betcha he lies..
Post-election pout 😦
“Got my pen & phone!”, he cries…

‘Bama.. Claus is floodin’ our towns!…. 😦

‘Bama.. Claus is over-steppin’ his bounds!…. 😦

‘Bama Claus is always…. bowin’… down!…….. 😦

‘O’oo ‘O’oo ‘O’oo ‘O’ooo…..
BILL CLINTON SAX SOLO! 🙂 ….

He censors James Rosen when he’s reportin’….
DURING BENGHAZI HE WAS AWAKE! 😦 ….. (hiding under his bed)
He gloats when he’s been bad 🙂 then says t’s good!….
“Spreadin’ the wealth around” is good for Redistribution sake…. 🙂
“Fundamental Transformation” is good for Socialism sake 🙂 ………

You’d better watch out!..
YOU BETCHA HE LIES!….
Post-election pout 😦
“Got my pen & phone!”, he cries….

‘Bama!.. Claus is dividin’ our towns! 😦
yeah yeah yeah

‘Bama!.. Claus is tearin’ us down! 😦

‘Bama Claus THINKS HE’S WEARIN’… A… CROWN! 😦

PIANO……………..

‘Bama!.. Claus is rippin’ us down! 😦 ‘O’ooooooo

‘Bama!.. Claus is oversteppin’ his bounds! 😦 ‘O’oooooo

‘Bama!.. Claus is always bowin’ down! 😦 ‘O’ooooooo

‘Bama!.. Claus is GOLFIN’ EXTRA ROUNDS! 🙂 ‘O’oooooooo

‘Bama!.. Claus is Erasin’ our bounds! 😦

‘Bama!.. Claus is dividin’ our towns! 😦

‘Bama!.. Claus is breakin’ us down! 😦

‘Bama!.. Claus is regulatin’ all around! 😦

DRUMS…

‘Bama!.. Claus is a ‘Vacation Hound’! 🙂
yeah yeah yeah

‘Bama!.. Claus is SPREADIN’ THE GOODIES AROUND! 🙂
yeah yeah yeah

‘Bama!.. Claus is WAY OUTTA BOUNDS! 😦
Oooo Oooo Ooooo

‘Bama!.. Claus THINKS HE’S WEARIN’ A CROWN! 😦

END – Joe ‘ELF’ Biden PIANO RIFF….. 🙂