“AMERICAN GUY”

“AMERICAN GUY”
(music by Don McLean)

A not so long time ago..
I can still remember how ‘The Apprentice’ used to make me smile..
And I knew that if he took the chance..
That he could have with patriotic voters a romance..
And we would Make America Great Again for a long while 🙂 ….
‘Cause the thought of Crooked Hillary made us shiver 😦 ..
With every criminal revelation WikiLeaks delivered..
Fake news on the tv set..
She couldn’t take one more step.. (stumbled & lost shoe)
I can remember snowflakes cried.. 😦
When they stood about (like mannequins), and realized..
How out of touch and cast aside..
The day, ‘her coronation’ died…..

So,
Bye.. bye.. Miss “to America lied”..
Drove it heavy, ‘woman card’ levied, but that levy went dry..
Her good ole media hack boys, were sinkin’ to new lows with lies..
‘Reportin’ this’ll be the day their Queen is legitimized 🙂 …
This’ll be the day that Trump dies…..

He rewrote the book on gov..
& he has faith in, puts America above..
‘Cause the Constitution tells him so..
Yeah he believes in, knows how free-market rolls..
Will appoint justices to save our moral soul..

And highs we’ll reach, growth not by chance nor slow….
Well, I know that business is in love with him..
‘Cause I heard them cancelin’ plans on movin’..
They both (FORD & CHRYSLER) flicked off foreign moves..
Man, CARRIER digs those new tax & trade rules! 🙂
I was a vocal TeaParty rockin’ buck..
With a ‘MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN’ sticker on my pick-up truck..
But I knew that we were in for electoral luck,
The day.. we took that TrumpTrain ride 🙂 …..

I started singin’,
Hi.. hi.. Mister American Guy 🙂
We’ll build our Chevy’s, low tax levy, but foreign levies will damn sure be high..
That good ole boy, was tweetin’ briskly & sly..
Sayin’ this’ll be the day PC dies…
This’ll be the day we again rise!…..

(Obama ‘AMERICA LIMPIN’ BY’ Era):
Now for 8 years we’ve been on the ropes..
While debt grows fat, and companies leave home..
But that’s not how it has to be…
Well these jesters played like they was King & Queen..

Held media court, and baited their race & occupy scene..

& took vaca’s that were paid for by you & me.. 😦
Oh, and while America was being putdown..
The jester wore his apology frown 😦 ..
The UN was adjourned..
Capitalism guilty verdict was returned!…

And while Obama read a book on Marx..
His anarchists protested in the parks..
& BLM trashed private property after dark..
The days, America limped by…..

Obama was singin’,
Bye.. bye.. I got America limpin’ by.. 🙂
Drove my Chevy (VOLT) to the levee, but the battery died..
My good ole McChelle is still bannin’ milkshakes & fries.. (except for us) 🙂
Sayin’ this’ll be the day I get mine…
Final days, I’m finally proud of my country & my guy…..

Helter Skelter, corrupt media swelter..

The hacks went off, givin’ Hillary shelter..
Hate, vile & lies spewin’ fast..
It landed foul, Don kicked her pantsuit ass..
The snowflakes cried ’bout a Russian hack..
With the jester, on 60 Minutes, whinin’ ’bout FOX newscasts 😦 …
Now The Inaugural air was sweet perfume..
While the Alabama Band played a patriotic tune..
We all got up & danced 🙂 ..
Oh! now our country’s got a second chance!…
Then the paid protestors tried to take The Mall field..
‘Bikers For Trump’ refused to yield..
DemoRats true colors were revealed..
The day.. #45 was verified!…..

We started singin’,

My.. my.. Mister American Guy..
Build our Chevy’s with low tax levy, but foreign levies will damn sure be high…
That good ole boy was tweetin’ briskly & wise..
Sayin’ this’ll be the day the swamp drains dry..
This’ll be the day we again rise!….

Oh, and there they were, all paid to agitate..
A generation of cupcakes, who lost their ‘safe-space’ 😦 ..
With no ‘recounts’ left to start again…

So right on, Trump was nimble, Trump was quick..
Trumpster fired back on his twitter feed quick..
‘Cause, Twitter is DonSawyer’s anti-establishment friend…
Oh, and as I watched him on the Inauguration stage..
My hands were pumpin’ in fists of praise..
This angel born ’cause of Obama’s hell..
Can break that radical commie’s spell!…
And as the parade went by into the night..
Ignite Lady Liberty’s torch, high & bright..
I saw Honest Abe looking on with approval & delight 🙂
The day.. America re-energized…..

& we were singin’,
My.. my.. Mister American Guy…
Build our Chevy’s, low tax levy, but foreign levies will damn sure be high…
That good ole boy was tweetin’ briskly & sly..
Sayin’ this’ll be the day PC dies..
This’ll be the day we again rise!…..

I met a hockey-mom who’d paid her dues..
& she said she had some happy news.. 🙂
& we just smiled as Obama went away 🙂 …
I went down to the free-market store..
Where it went out of business years before..
And the owner there said, now open & in our country he can stay…
And in the streets, Lib anarchists screamed..
The snowflakes cried, & the DemoRats schemed..
But not a sane word was spoken..
Their promises (policies, inner & sanctuary cities, class/race division playbook, media monopoly etc), all were broken…

And the 3 men I admire the most..
Hannity, Rush, and Trump Tower’s gracious host..
They caught the President’s plane for a White house toast..

The day.. America revived…

& they were singin’,
Hi.. hi.. Mister American Guy…
We’ll build our Chevy’s with low tax levy, but foreign levies will damn sure be high!
That good ole boy is tweetin’ briskly & wise..
Sayin’ this’ll be the day the swamp drains dry…
This’ll be the day we again rise….

& we were singin’,
My.. my.. Mister American Guy…
We’ll build our Chevy’s, low tax levy, but foreign levies will be damn high!
That good ole boy just keeps tweetin’ briskly & sly..
Proclaiming: THIS’LL BE THE DAY WE AGAIN RISE! 🙂