“HELP!”
“HELP!”
(music by The Beatles)
(Mayor Lightfoot a lightweight on law & order)
(DEM MAYORS):
Help!…
I tried to please somebody (not law abiding citizens)😖
Help!…
Not just anybody (the anarchists)👺👍
Help!…
& now I need someone (President Trump)😉
Heeeeelp!….😫
I never needed (or wanted) anybody’s help in any way (I’m a know-it-all Lib Dem)🤤
But now these days are gone, I’m not so self-assured (aka self-righteous hypocritical schmuck)🤤
Now I find, thugs (‘peaceful protesters’) commit more crime👹
After I opened up (‘anarchy zone’) the door😳 (no shit Sherlock)🙄
(PRESIDENT TRUMP):
Help you, yes I can, you’re falling down (ruining our great cities!)😠
& you best appreciate, police bein’ ‘round (increase funding!)🤑
Help you, get your streets back (LAW & ORDER)💪 and abandoned ground (police precincts & city blocks)
Just say please.. please😲
HELP ME😘…
(“just say pretty please with sugar on top”)
Publius Prime 