“DO YA THINK I’M SHADY?” #DebateDialogue

“DO YA THINK I’M SHADY?” #DebateDialogue

(music by Rod Stewart)

INTRO ‘DISCO-DEBATE’ GROOVE….. 🙂
Crooked… Crooked…. mmm……
Ooo..ooo..ooo..oo…..

She sits at home,
Debatin’ prep suggestions..
He’s not nervous,
Fieldin’ all press questions..
His lips are spry, 🙂

Her head is loudly pounding.. 😦
Don’t they just know, exactly what viewers are thinking!…

(HILLARY CHORUS):
Yes, my record’s shoddy,
& you think I’m shady,
But come on Donald don’t let the viewers know…
Sure you don’t believe me,
Just don’t speak out and crush me,
Come on Donny let it go…
Don’t steal the show, baby…..

He’s never shy,
Givin’ direct answers..
(Trump): Come on Hillary, let’s spend this night together.. 🙂
(Hillary): No hold on a minute,
Before Lester goes much further..
Give me another BlackBerry, (#14 and a hammer)
So I can text Mark Cuban..
They buildup a step-slab,
For her high-rise podium..
At least if she falls,
She’ll go exactly how her poll numbers went!…

(TRUMP CHORUS):
Yes, your record’s shoddy,
Hell yeah I think you’re shady,
Get ready Hillary, gonna tell you so…
No, I don’t believe you,
Will speak out and crush you 🙂
Step up sugar,
Is your stool too low?… oo..

He’s smart and beatin’ her like a drum….

‘Cause at last he’s got this crooked girl live on her 3A.M. phone….

Relax Hillary, now we’re alone (with 100 million voter viewers) 🙂 …. Oooww!…

SLICKWILLIE SAX SOLO…
(front row ‘ ‘Bimbo-Eruptions’) 🙂

They start at nine,
‘Cause all the pundits are chirpin’..
Two total opposites,
But one risin’ & one shrinkin’..
His pride is bold, missy corrupt & fakin’..
They take shots at each other,
Neither one abstainin’..
He says I’m sorry, but you’re out of cred and excuses..
Never mind sugar, we don’t wanna watch ‘Obama III’ movie! 😦

(TRUMP CHORUS):
Yes, your record’s shoddy,
Hell yeah I think you’re shady,
Get ready Hillary, gonna tell you so…
No, we don’t believe you,
Will speak out and crush you 🙂
Step up sugar,
Is your stool too low?… ooo…. 🙂

(HILLARY CHORUS):
Yes, my record’s shoddy.
& you think I’m shady,
But come on Donald, don’t let the viewers know…
Sure you don’t believe me,
Just don’t speak out and crush me,

Come on Donny let it go..
Don’t steal the show, baby 😦 …
(REPEAT BETWEEN COUGHING ATTACKS)…..