“JERSEY GUY”
“JERSEY GUY”
(music by Bruce ‘Snowflake’ Springsteen)
(The DONALD):
I got no time, for the Schiff Show💩 boys…
Down in DC, makin’ all that noise… 😫
Or that girl, House articles rushed through/held onto…🤪
‘Cause tonight I wanna rally with you!👍
Tonight I’m gonna take a short flight…
Up from the swamp, to Jersey & stand by his side… (Jeff Van Drew)
Meet our new Rep at the MAGA festival…
& I’ll thank him for switchin’ sides!….
‘Cause down the shore everyone’s packed in tight (& you should see everyone outside who didn’t get in!)…
You and your favorite president on a K. A. G. night…
& you know all our dreams are comin’ true (& it’s only been 3 years!)…
‘Cause I’m drainin’ down The Swamp for you!😉…
Sing sha la la la la la la la…..
Sha la la la la la la la la la……
You know he’s thrilled us with shun of Dem harm👎
When he wrapped up in Republican arms🥰
Our new Rep supports my everything (MAGA!)
I know that someday (2nd term), he’ll swear to support ev’rything! (America 1st!)
So don’t bother me fake-news, I ain’t got the time..
I’m on my way to see that Patriot of mine..
‘Cause America matters for this whole wide world…
Why we need in gov, Reps like this Jersey Guy!…
‘Cause down the shore everyone’s packed in tight…
You and your favorite president on a K. A. G. night…
America matters for this whole wide world… (Peace Through Strength)
Why we need in gov, Reps like our Jersey Guy!….
Sha la la la la la la la…..
Sah la la la la la la la la la….
(NO MORE OF THIS!)
Publius Prime 