“STUCK IN THE MIDDLE” #AndItAin’tBetweenHuma&EllenDeGeneres

“STUCK IN THE MIDDLE” #AndItAin’tBetweenHuma&EllenDeGeneres
(music by Stealers Wheel)
‘Crooked Hillary Crime-Spree-Series’

INTRO SCOOBY-GROOVE

(CROOKED HILLARY):
Well, I don’t know why I’m still in this fight?..
I got to Feelin’ the Bernin’ this primary night.. 😦
Donors so scared, they say of these guys beware..
& they’re wonderin’ how in general election I’ll fare?!.. 😦

Bernout’s to the Left of me,
Trumpster’s to the Right!
Here I am, stuck in the middle, unglued…. 😦

Yes I’m, stuck in the middle of these two..
& I’m wonderin’ will the ‘woman’s card’ do??
It’s so hard to keep this fake smile on my wrinkled two-face..
Losin’ control, polls no longer in 1st place.. 😦

Bernout’s to the Left of me,
Trumpster’s to the Right!
Here I am, stuck in the middle, I’m through…. 😦

Well, I started carpet-baggin’,
& was proud, I’d be the 1st gal Prez…. 🙂
But Bill’s bimbo friends, have come back callin’,
Trumps smacks goes on attack and says,

SLEAZE……

SLEAZE……

Tryin’ to mount defense of it all..
But Stephanopoulos, can’t even save me this fall.. 😦
Look the fool, if 2nd run I’m ignored..
And I don’t think I can take what Trump has in store 😦 ….

Bernout’s to the Left of me,
Trumpster’s on the Right!
Here I am, stuck in the middle, I’ll lose…. 😦

Well, I started carpet-baggin’,
& was proud, I’d be the 1st gal Prez…. 🙂
But Bill’s bimbo friends, have come back callin’,

Trump smacks goes on attack and says,

SLEAZE…….

SLEAZE…….

Yeah, I don’t know why I’m still in this fight?..

I got to Feelin’ the Bernin’ this primary night.. 😦
Donors so scared, they say of these guys beware..

& they’re wonderin’ how in general election I’ll fare?!.. 😦

Bernout’s to the Left of me,
Trumpster’s to the Right!
Here I am, stuck in the middle, unglued…. 😦

Yes I’m, stuck in the middle, I’m through 😦 …

Stuck in the middle, gonna lose 😦 …

(SLICK WILLIE):
“Here I am, stuck in the middle of two!” 🙂