“ME IS YOUR CHAMPION!” #AndNoLongerDeadBroke

“ME IS YOUR CHAMPION!” #AndNoLongerDeadBroke
(music by Queen)

HILLARY ‘Benghazi-Champion’ ANNOUNCEMENT TWEET: “I’m running for President (AGAIN). ‘Everyday’ Americans’ (UNLIKE ENTITLED ME), need a champion! & I want to be that champion!”

TeaParty Intro: “WE WILL, WE WILL MOCK YOU!… WE WILL, WE WILL MOCK YOU!… ev’rybody WE WILL, WE WILL MOCK YOU!… sing it! WE WILL WE WILL MOCK YOU!… Brian May GUITAR! 🙂

(Hillary ‘warm-n-fuzzy’ piano):
I’ve paid my dues… (see Bill) 😦
This time’s my time… (see Obama ’08) 😦
I’ve done my sentence… (see Secretary Of State ’09-’13)
& committed major crimes… (see private server/email wipe) 😦
And bad mistakes… (see HillaryCare) 😦
I’ve made more than a few… (see Russian Reset) 🙂
I’ve taken my share of ‘sniper fire’, running ducked my face!…
& I’ve never come through! (see Senate record) ……..

(gg): & I could go on! and on! and on! and on!……..

CHORUS (Hillary):
Me….. Is Your Champion…. my gullible friends….
And me…… will keep on lying… ’til the end…. 🙂
Me Is Your Champion!…
Me & Bill, are your champions!…
Not a ‘2-time’ loser…
‘Cause me is your champion!…….
I’ve flown around the world!……… (greatest accomplishment)

I’ve forsaken my ’embassy security’ vow… 😦
& not answered ‘3A.M. distress’ calls… 😦
‘Video’ was lame and over caskets and to parents, sold it… (
I LIED TO THEM ALL!…..
But (working for and hiding things from Valerie Obama) has no bed of roses… 😦
Ignore Bill’s ‘orgy-island’ 🙂 cruise…
I consider my server & emails private and not part of this race!…
So butt out Gowdy, or you’ll lose!……..

(Trey): Benghazi investigation will go on! and on! and on! and on!…….. 🙂

(CHORUS):
Me…… Is Your Champion…. my Low-Info friends…..
And me…… will keep on lying… ’til the end…. 🙂
Me… Is Your Champion!…
Me & Bill, are your champions!…
Not a 2-time’ loser…
‘Cause me is your champion!…….
I’ve flown around the world!……… (greatest accomplishment)

Me…… Is Your Champion…. my phony friends……
And me….. will keep on lying… ’til the end…. 🙂
Me… Is Your Champion!…
Me & Bill, are your champions!…
Not a ‘2-time’ loser…
‘Cause Me.. Is Your Champion!…….

(greatest accomplishment: getting to where she is, having had no accomplishment)