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“SGT. BAROCK’S PHONY TWO TERM STAND – A Day In The Life”

by on October 15, 2014

“SGT. BAROCK’S PHONY TWO TERM STAND – A Day In The Life”
(music by The Beatles)

GUITARS….

It was six years ago today!..
Sgt. Barock brought his brand of blame!.. (decay)
He’s been goin’ in and out of style!… (polls)
But it’s guaranteed, your patriotism will be riled! 😦 ..
So may I introduce to you!..

The con you’ve fallen for all these years!..
SGT. BAROCK’S PHONY TWO TERM STAND!…..

HORNS….

(Chorus):

IT’S SGT. BAROCK’S PHONY TWO TERM STAND…
HE HOPES YOU HAVE ENJOYED THE SHOW…..
SGT. BAROCK’S PHONY TWO TERM STAND…
A HACK, WHO LET THE COUNTRY GO!… 😦 (borders, disease, terror, economic, moral etc..)…..
SGT. BAROCK’S PHONY..
SGT. BAROCK’S PHONY..
SGT. BAROCK’S LOUSY TRANSFORMATIONAL PLAN! 😦 ……

(SGT. BAROCK):
It’s wonderful to be here…
It’s certainly (for you) a thrill…
You’re such a Low-Info audience…
We’d like more $$$ donated to us,
I love to regulate you at home… 🙂
I don’t really want to stop ‘the show’!…
But since more of you are getting in ‘the know’!… 😦
This prompter-reader’s going to make-up a song!…
To keep on stringing you all along!…
So let me introduce to you!…
The one & only, Hillary “WHAT DIFFERENCE DID SHE MAKE” Clinton!…
From SGT. BAROCK’S PHONY TWO TERM BAND!……

PIANO…

I saw NBC News today, oh boy!…
We’re so lucky to have this man on the case???
And though the news was rather bad… 😦 (Ebola, ISIS)
Well, I just had to laugh… 🙂
I saw another fundraiser photograph…..

He blew his cover, check out the polls…
He didn’t notice TV channels had changed…
A crowd of zombies thought he cared… 😦
They’d chanted his name before…
Nobody was really sure if he was born on U.S. shores…..

I saw D’Souza’s film today, oh boy!…
General Obama had just lost the war 😦 …

A crowd of Dem candidates turned him away… 😦
Won’t get a second look..
being such a crook…
He’d run such… a big… con!………….

PIANO….

(SGT. BAROCK):
Woke up..
Hid under my bed..
From Benghazi, turned my head…. 😦
Found a way to care, ‘video’ fluff..
And played it up.. but ALL noticed it was lame…. 😦
Found my golf-tote..
& putting-hat..
Made my ‘Vegas’ flight in seconds flat…. 🙂
Hillary don’t care.. ‘film’ up in smoke 😦
And Trey Gowdy spoke, investigating my scheme 😦

Aaaahhh!…… aahh.. aahh.. aaaaahhh!………….
aaaahhhh!…aaahh..aaaaahhhhh….. aaahhhh!…aaahh….
aaaaahhhhhhhh!………………………..

I saw FOX News today.. oh boy!…
4,000 jobs ‘stimulated’ in mire…
& though the jobs are part-time & small…
They had to triple count them all… 🙂
NOW THEY KNOW HOW MANY JOBS WEREN’T SO ‘SHOVEL-READY’ AFTER ALL!…. ha ha ha ha……. 🙂

His gov, such… a big… con! 😦

(REPEAT ‘Sgt. Barock’s CHORUS)

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