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“VAL’RIE”

by on July 10, 2014

“VAL’RIE”
(music by STYX)

‘A Barock ODE (owed) to TOP CZAR Valerie Jarrett’

INTRO PIANO …..

Val’rie……
Always scheming and smiling….
Tell me….
How…. to run this Gov…..

Your plans…..
Prop me up when polls sinking….
Crutch for me….
You make troubles all fade 🙂 ……

Val’rie!…..
From the moment Mooch & I saw you…
Dining…
All…. alone…..
You gave….
All the Gov connections we needed….. 🙂
So sly…
To put it mild, our power’s grown….. 🙂

Oh my,
Val’rie!…
We’re ‘transforming’!….
BigGov shines…
In your beady eyes…..
Conniving…
Your smears, lovely 🙂 …
You’re my Val’rie…..

Val’rie…..
Won’t let critics expose.. me….
Shield me…
From all….. FOX harm 🙂
Evening…
Even up the score with this country….
Use me…
A puppet in your arms……

Oh my,
Val’rie!…
We’re ‘transforming’!…. 🙂
BigGov shines…
In your beady eyes…..
Conniving…
Your smears, lovely 🙂 …
You’re my Val’rie…..

Val’rie!….
We’re ‘transforming’! 🙂 ….
BigGov shines!…
In your beady eyes!…..
Dispatching!…
Oprah was lovely! 🙂 …

You’re my… Val’rie! 🙂 …..

(“aaaaahhh… we’re goin’ to Texas?… aaahhh.. you’re keepin’ me off the border.. right??…. aaahhh…. can I go shoot some pool? & drink some beers?… aaahh… maybe smoke, a little legal choom?…. pleeease?… aaahhh.. don’t tell Michelle, OK?”)

From → Guitargod

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