“CONMAN”

“CONMAN”
(music by Kid Rock)

Conman…..

Conman…..

HARP & GUITAR 🙂

Well, I ain’t packin’ up my game,
’cause I’m dread to rightwing pests..
This real Conman come equipped,
Video script an’ fake-protests..
I sell it best on ‘da Hill’..
Faux testament..
My drones go POP!
Next to me Bush is a wimp..
An’ I’m a Baa-Rock it,
Chants sound from my flock..
With a prompter I don’t botch,
Watch, Chris Matthews tingle his crotch 🙂
Fly a lot ’round the world,
Apologizin’ the most..
I’m BaRock a UN bitch,
Agenda up an’ down I boast..
They give a toast to ‘The One’,
I drink with Hollywood Stars..
Scandal thrown in the mix,
Underlings tossed behind bars..
Hip is me Obama..
Low info I own..
Find ‘Joe the Clown’,
An’ tell that fool to watch his tone!
Employ Union service,
Ol’ kickback reasons..
Set up visits to the Whitehouse,
At my pleasin’..
Baa-Rock.. I’m the real DeCoy..
At ‘Leading From Behind’,
Ya know I’m the best! suckers..

‘Cause I always been a..

Con-Man.. baby….
To the top in a flash, blame the Prompter for Lyin’..

Con-Man.. baby….
Golf course chillin’, back-nine overtime 🙂

I always been a Con-Man.. baby..
Party all night, photo-ops all day..

Con-Man.. baby….
I can spin a poll til’ it supports my way…..

I bet you hear my bullshit flowin’,
When my campaign rolls in..
It goes (‘yes we can’)..
It’s just dust in the wind..
Record limp, jobs bleak,
Unemployment lines..
With Bush you were lost,
But now you’re just fine! 🙂
Goin’ lean an’ green,
Stimulus entice..
Give Solyndra a star,
An’ GE a slice..
Big-Oil’s price ain’t right,
Keystone gonna take no bids, boy..
An’ West Vir-gin-i-a coal, gonna call me a….

Con-Man.. baby….
To the top in a flash, blame my Prompter for Lyin’..

Con-Man.. baby….
Golf course chillin’, back-nine overtime 🙂

I always been a Con-Man.. baby….
Party all night, photo ops all day..

Con-Man.. baby….
I can spin a poll til’ it supports what I say……

Yeah!, Baa-Rock!,
Google ‘Barry’ to check..
Listen to my woman,
an’ turn off the Glenn Beck!
See TeaBaggers at a protest,
Rolled in SEIU fast..
An’ said, “my thugs are gonna kick your ass!”
No kiddin’, healthcarin’,
Doctors shuttin’ their doors..
Triple cost, Insurance lost,
Granny tossed, pain pills galore..
No remorse for the patient,
‘Death Panels’, Sarah’s right..
I’m gonna socialize your med,
An’ mold your life how I like!
I cause chaos,
Barock likes fear an’ layoffs..
Find “Shovel Ready” worky for my Union players..
Backed by Ayers,
A Rev Wright faker..
The Clintons told me to leave,
said, “he played the ‘race card’ on us!”
Why Rush Limbaugh wanna pick on me?
He straight up said,
“don’t want me to succeed” 😦
I ain’t no Kennedy,
I’m just a Marxist failure..
Right straight outta Harvard,
Bought a Tony Rezko trailer..
HopeyChange mailers,
Think you all dumbshits..
My only words of wisdom,
“Bitter Clingers are hicks!”
I’m tweetin’ my tricks,
Up an’ down blog posts..
An’ keep America suckin’,
Got ‘fundamental transformation’ in motion! 🙂

Con-Man!…..
To the top in a flash, blame my Prompter for Lyin’….

Con-Man!…..
Golf course chillin’, back-nine overtime 🙂

Con-Man!…..
Party all night, photo ops all day….

Con-Man!……
Spend all my time with da Hollywood slime…..

CON!….MAN!…..