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“RAINDROPS KEEP FALLIN’ ON MY HEAD” / “LIGHT ON FIRE”

by on May 10, 2014

“RAINDROPS KEEP FALLIN’ ON MY HEAD” / “LIGHT ON FIRE”
(music by BJ Thomas / The Doors)

TRIBUTE TO: ‘CLIMATE-DOPEY-CHANGERS’

INTRO: (music by James Taylor)

We’ve seen fire & we’ve seen rain…
We’ve heard bullshit that we thought would never end…
We’ve heard dumb-ass lines like, “Solydra was our friend”… 😦
& we always thought Al Gore talked out of his rear-end…..

(Barock ‘THE-SCIENCE-IS-SETTLED’ Obama):

Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head… (& ears)
& climate change deniers are just stupid and misled!..
aaahh..really it’s legit…
Those.. raindrops are fallin’ on my head..
Fallin’ harder! 😦 ….

So, I just did me some talkin’ ’bout the sun…
And I said, I didn’t like the way fossil fuels run 😦
Stinkin’ dirty jobs 😦
Those.. raindrops are fallin’ on my head..
Fallin’ faster! 😦 ….

But there’s one thing.. ‘Deniers’ should know…
The cavemen they send to beat me..
Won’t defeat me!…
It won’t be long, ’til sea-levels recede because of me…. 🙂

Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head… (& ears)
But that only means I’ll regulate coal ’til it’s dead 🙂
(“If somebody wants to build a coal powered plant, they can, it’s just that it will bankrupt them”)
Blamin’ strategy! 🙂

And.. I’m never gonna build ‘that pipeline’, screw explainin’….
No energy dependence free!…. 🙂
‘Global-Warming’ myth workin’ for me! 🙂 …..

It won’t be long.. ’til sea-levels, recede because of me…. 🙂
Raindrops keep peltin’ me on the head 😦
But that only means I’ll regulate coal ’til it’s dead 🙂
(“If somebody wants to build a coal powered plant, they can, it’s just that it will bankrupt them”)

Blamin’ strategy! 🙂
And.. I’m never gonna build ‘that pipeline’, so stop complainin’!..
NO energy Independence achieved! 🙂
‘Greenie-Weenie’ scams workin’… for me! 🙂 ……

INTRO ORGAN 🙂 …..

(Barry ‘The CLIMATE-CLOWN’):

I know that this is so untrue…
You know that I am such a Liar…
Ev’ry time I say to you…
Dudes, the globe’s fever is gonna get much higher 😦 ….

PLANET’S GONNA LIGHT ON FIRE…
EARTH IS GONNA LIGHT ON FIRE… (
GORE HAS SET HIS HAIR ON… FIRE 🙂

The time to regulate is due…
It’s time to wallow in a ‘carbon-tax mire’ 🙂
Resist, and your business you’ll lose…
Solar, Wind and Algae desired…..

PLANET’S GONNA LIGHT ON FIRE…
EARTH IS GONNA LIGHT ON FIRE…
GORE HAS SET HIS HAIR ON… FIRE!…… 🙂 yeah!….

Ray Manzarek ORGAN! 🙂 ……

‘SUPER-O’ Video Montage:

– Diving down & plugging Gulf oil spill!……

– Staring down a tornado!……

– Capping carbon emissions with his bare hands!……

– Drawing a ‘Red-Line’ for an earthquake!……

– Rescuing stranded polar bears on his bicycle! (w/ helmets)……

– Turning windmills by hand!……

– Golfing & hitting a hole-in-one during a hurricane!……

(all while smoking packs of Marlboros!)

‘Benghazi-Barry’: “STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS” 🙂 ….

Robby Krieger GUITAR! 🙂 ……

The time to over-regulate is due… 🙂
It’s time to wallow in a ‘carbon-tax mire’ 🙂
Resist, and your business you’ll lose… (ya didn’t build that anyway!)
Solar.. Wind.. & Algae desired!…..

PLANET’S GONNA LIGHT ON FIRE!…
EARTH IS GONNA LIGHT ON FIRE!…
GORE HAS SET HIS HAIR ON… FIRE!…… 🙂

I KNOW THAT THIS IS SO UNTRUE!…

YOU KNOW THAT I AM SUCH A LIAR! 🙂

EV’RY TIME I SAY TO YOU….

DUDES, THE GLOBE’S FEVER IS GONNA GET MUCH HIGHER!…..

Planet gonna catch on fire!……
Earth is gonna catch on fire!……
Gore has set his hair on fire!…
Gore’s private jet is a gas-guzzlin’ pyre!… 😦
Gore’s mansion is incandescent lightbulb wired!… 😦

AL GORE WILL SET HIS HAIR ON… FIRE!……. 🙂

Al ‘CARBON-BIGFOOT-PRINT’ Gore:
“My mansion has a feeever” 😦

From → Guitargod

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