“BAROCKSTAR”

<"BAROCKSTAR"
(music by Nickelback)

I'm through with "votin' present" in a Senate I don't wanna be in..
It's like the bottom of the ninth & I'm used to nothin' but wins..
This life hasn't turned out quite the way Soros told me it would be 😦
(tell us what you want?)

I want a brand new house, a Pennsylvania Avenue crib..
An oval office I can play putt-putt golf in 🙂
And a king sized tub big enough for a bunch of Hollywood celebrities..
(yeah, so what you need?)

I need a Chinese credit card that's got no limit..
And a big black jet that can fit Michelle's wardrobe in it..
Gonna join the mile-high debt club at 16 trillion deep…
(yer there, ya done that)

A want a new golf cart fitted with a micro-brew bar..
A hopeychangey star on Hollywood Boulevard..
Nowhere near Clint, but next to Tom Hanks is fine for me…
(so how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade community organizin',
For political fortune & fame 🙂
I'll even cut Rev Wright loose,
& CHANGE MY NAME!

CHORUS:
'Cause all I want to be is just the big Barockstar..
Live in a big white house, never drivin' electric cars..
Findin' time to golf comes easy & my vacations ain't cheap..
I'll stay skinney 'cause Michelle won't let me eat 😦
& I'll hang out in the coolest DC bars..
With the thug rappers & the movie stars..
Every liberal lobbyist is gonna wind up there..
Even Princess Pelosi with her wild-eyed stare!..

And well, hey, hey, I wanna be Barockstar…
Hey, hey, I wanna be BAROCKSTAR!…. 🙂

I wanna be great like Lincoln, without the hassles..
Hire eight union thugs to beat up TeaParty assholes..
Sign off on more foodstamps, so my base can eat for free 🙂
(I'll have the filet mignon, ha ha)

I'm gonna dress Michelle's ass with the latest fashion..
Get a front door key to George Clooney's mansion..
I married a prima donna who loves to blow taxpayer money like it's free..
(so tell me how ya did it?)

I traded community organizin'..
For political fortune & fame..
I cut Rev Wright loose..
& CHANGED MY NAME!..

'Cause all I want to be is just the big Braockstar..
Live in a big white house, never drivin' electric cars..
Findin' time to golf comes easy & my vacations ain't cheap..
I'll stay skinny 'cause Michelle won't let me eat 😦
& I'll hang out in the coolest DC bars..
With the thug rappers & the movie stars..
Every liberal lobbyist is gonna wind up there..
Even Princess Pelosi with her wild-eyed stare!..

And we'll hide out in the situation room..
& ignore the latest intelligence on the terror-watchlist who's who..
My czars will get us anything with that phoney smile..
They all got a union boss on speed dial..

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be BAROCKSTAR!…

I'm gonna fling those slogans that fool FOX censors..
Gonna rally my zombies with a student-loan dispenser..
Get washed-up advisors writin' my sing-a-longs..
Teleprompter every night so I don't get 'em wrong..

Well all I want to be is just the big Barockstar..
Live in a big white house, never drivin' electric cars..
Findin' time to golf comes easy & my vacations ain't cheap..
I'll stay skinny 'cause Michelle won't let me eat 😦
& I'll hang out in the coolest DC bars..
With the thug rappers & the movie stars..
Every libeal lobbyist is gonna wind up there..
Even Princess Pelosi with her wild-eyed stare!..

And we'll hide out in the situation room..
& ignore the latest intelligence on the terror-watchlist who's who..
My czars will get us anything with that phoney smile..
They all got a union boss on speed dial..

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be Barockstar…
HEY! HEY! I wanna be BAROCKSTAR! 🙂