“CELEBRITY” #AdiosAmigos

“CELEBRITY” #AdiosAmigos
(music by Brad Paisley)

INTRO PACKING GROOVE…

(CELEB):

Election Day Hill’s gonna be famous (1st female prez) 🙂
Does she have talent, hell.. no 😦
These days she won’t really need it..
Unless it’s that evil ‘Apprentice’ reality show! 😦
Can’t wait to hate, he’s no role-model..
Can’t wait to sue bimbos, he’s bad..
I won’t wait to pack up my Ferrari..
& move to Canada for my rehab!….

(DEPLORABLE):
‘Cause when you’re a Cele…brity…
It’s adios L.A. Lu…xury…
You declare, just like a fool,
With you movin’ out, we’re cool, 🙂
Just remember, no re-entry….
Watch ’em throw a ma…jor fit… 😦
When election result, isn’t just how they want it! 😦
Then they say, half the country’s gone insane,
They blamin’ WikiLeaks & Russians is lame.. 🙂
& the stressors that go with… Relocating….
(to Canada, Mexico, Europe, Venezuela, China, Syrian ‘Safe-Zone’ etc)….

(KATY PERRY, BEYONCE MILEY CYRUS & JON BON JOVI):
We’ll get to cry to Ellen DeGeneres..
If ‘Basket of Deplorables’ get their way.. 😦
& we’ll do community-service..
Go protest and many laws we’ll break.. 🙂
We’ll make the supermarket tabloids..
They’ll write how fed up we’re with his racist stuff! 😦
But the more they share our ‘travel plans’ around..
The more his vote totals go up??!…

(A TRUMP DESPICABLE):
‘Cause when you’re a Cele…brity…
It’s adios U.S. Cit…izenry…
Don’t let the customs door hit you,
With you movin’ out, we’re cool, 🙂
Just remember, no re-entry….
You can fall in, with a Socialist gov…
Have personal riches that get confiscated (& redistributed) within a month…
When your lifestyle goes down the drain,
& the peasants don’t know or worship your name, 😦
& you say you got it sooo tough… with that Relocating….
(To Denmark, Cuba, Libya, Russia, Iraq, Syrian ‘Safe-Zone’)

(CHER & MADONNA):
So let’s hitch up our Mercedes,
& head out of Trump’s U.S,
To a land of no one and no sun,
We’ll be inter-world space jackass millionaires,
Hey! hey! Jupiter.. here we come!!! 🙂 🙂

‘CAUSE WHEN YOU’RE A CELE…..BRITY!……
IT’S ADIOS TO LI……BERTY!…..
DON’T LET THE BORDER WALL EXIT DOOR HIT YOU,
WITH YOU MOVIN’ OUT, WE’RE COOL, 🙂
MAYBE YOU CAN STAR ON IRANIAN TV 🙂 ……

Bein’ a Celebrity…
Yeah, showin’ off our idiocy…

(REPEAT CHORUS)
‘TRUMP AIRLINES”: We will fly any celebrity to relocation destination of their choosing, at reduced rate. (FREE) 🙂