“AMERICA LIMPIN’ BY”

“AMERICA LIMPIN’ BY”
(music by Don McLean)

A long long time ago
I can still remember how the Gipper used to make us smile,
And I knew if he had the chance
That he could make our country dance,
And maybe we’d be prosperous for a long while.
But Liberalism made us wither
With every policy Pelosi delivered,
Bad news on the internet
Harry Reid makin’ mess after mess.
I clearly remember that I cried
When I read about Obama’s rise,
Alarm bells went off deep inside
The day, a fraud came to preside

Tea Party started singin’ :

CHORUS
Bye.. bye.. Barack’s got America Limpin’ By
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the battery died,
That good ole McChelle was bannin’ milkshakes and fries
Sayin’ this’ll be the day to “Let’s Move!” and get an exercise high…
We’re gonna see the day when algae gets us by…

Bill Clinton wrote the book on love
And Anthony Weiner texted when he rubbed,
Cause the progressive moral code told them so.
Now do you believe in the obama-mania-media reality show?
Can Reverend Wright save your racist soul?
And can McChelle teach you how to keep your calorie intake real low?
Well, I know that you’re in love with him
Cause I saw you at the Obama townhall in the gym
You all kicked in your teacher union dues,
Man, you dug it when Barack sang some rhythm & blues!
You were an angry teenage-actin’ union thug
With a “yes-we-can” button and a hopeychange coffee mug,
But you knew that you were out of luck
The day Scott Walker survived…

Tea Party was singin’ :

Bye.. bye.. Barack’s got America Limpin’ By
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the battery died,
That good ole McChelle was bannin’ milkshakes and fries
Sayin’ this’ll be the day to “Let’s Move!” and get an exercise high…
We’re gonna see the day when algae gets us by…

Now, for three plus years America’s been on her own
And government grows fat while Barack builds his throne,
But that’s not how our founders wanted it to be.
When JoeBlow Biden spoke for the wanna-be king and queen
People laughed at his natural born idiocy,
And his gaffes gave us all some comic relief.
Oh and while King Barack with chin up was looking down
The TeaParty stole his cardboard cutout crown,
The Congress was adjourned
No budget was returned!
And while Obama read a book on Marx
The occupiers defecated in the park,
And faithful Dems remained clueless and in the dark
The day, America died…

Tea Party was singin’ :

Bye.. bye.. Barack’s got America Limpin’ By
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the battery died,
That good ole McChelle was bannin’ milkshakes and fries
Sayin’ this’ll be the day to “Let’s Move!” and get an exercise high…
We’re gonna see the day when algae gets us by…

Helter skelter in a summer energy crisis swelter
Gas prices flew up, Solyndra provided no shelter,
Pipeline axed and drillin’ falling fast.
Costs landed foul on the middle class
The unions tried for a sweetheart pact,
With the president, on their sidelines cheering to get it passed…
Now in the globally warmed air was a toxic plume
Al Gore played a protest tune,
The unions all got up to dance
Oh, but they never got the chance.
Cause the NLRB tried to control the field
But the Right To Work states refused to yield,
Do you recall all the corruption that was revealed?
The day, America died…

Tea Party was singin’ :

Bye.. bye.. Barack’s got America Limpin’ By
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the battery died,
That good ole McChelle was bannin’ milkshakes and fries
Sayin’ this’ll be the day to “Let’s Move!” and get an exercise high…
We’re gonna see the day when algae gets us by…

Oh, and there they were all in one place
The occupy zombies trashin’ public space,
With no time left to evict these vermin.
So “Let’s Move!” Barack was nimble, Barack was quick
Barack co-opted this disgusting click,
Cause class warfare is this charlatan’s only friend.
And as I watched him on his campaign stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage,
No Conservative meaning well
Could accept this con-man’s sell!
And as the division & envy climbed high and out of sight
To fuel his sacrificial fight,
I saw Barack Hussein Obama laughing with delight
The day, America died…

He was singin’ :

Bye.. bye.. Barack’s got America Limpin’ By
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the battery died,
That good ole McChelle was bannin’ milkshakes and fries
Sayin’ this’ll be the day to “Let’s Move!” and get an exercise high…
We’re gonna see the day when algae gets us by…

I met a hockey-mom who spoke the truth
And I asked her for some hopeful news,
But she just smiled and said someday…
I went down to the discount store
Where I’d seen capitalism years before,
But the renter there said the free-marketplace went away…
And in the streets the filthy protestors screamed
The Republicans cried, and the Patriots dreamed,
But not a responsible word was spoken
Our Liberty and Freedoms all were broken…
And the three of them I despise the most
Obama, Reid and the one who looks like she saw a ghost,
They caught the last high speed rail for the left-coast
The day, America died…

And they were singin’ :

Bye.. bye.. yes America’s Died…
We drove our Chevys to the levee but the batteries went dry,
That good ole McChelle was jettin’ off in the sky
Sayin’ this’ll be the day I get mine…
Yes, I’m finally proud of my country and my guy…