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Sympathy for The One – by A Great American
“Sympathy For The One” (music by the Rolling Stones)
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of stealth and waste,
I’ve been around for a long, long 3 years
Snowed many a voter and built my base.
I was round when John McCain
With the economy in doubt suspended his campaign,
Made damn sure that my media
Showed him as weak, and sealed his election fate.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you, is the nature of my game
I stuck around DC on Christmas Eve
When I saw Pelosi twistin’ arms in pain,
Kickbacks and bribes from my ministers
While the TeaParty screamed in vain.
I attacked the banks
Turned the class-war crank,
While the occupiers raged
And the parks they trashed stank.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah what’s angering you, is my arrogance and lack of shame, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While Conservatives and the GOP,
Fought for their primary
And focused less on my incompetency.
I shouted out
Who inspired my Obamacare,
When after all
It was Romneycare.
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of stealth and waste,
And I lay traps for moderates
Who get manipulated while I steal their base.
Please to meet you, hope you guessed my name
But what’s confusing you, is my bullshit and blame, oh yeah…
Just as Harry Reid is a criminal
And Princess Pelosi ain’t no saint,
As tax is spend
“Just call me Barry”
Cause my ego knows no restraint.
So if you vote for me
Expect no courtesy,
Expect no sympathy, cause I’ve got no taste,
Say bye bye to all your well earned freedoms
Cause I’ll lay your liberty to waste! um yeah
Please to meet you, hope you guessed my name, um yeah
And agitating you, is the nature of my game,
um mean it, get down
woo who, oh yeah get on down
Oh yeah, tell me baby, what’s my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name…
Tell me baby, what’s my name
I tell you one time, the GOP is to blame
ooo who, ooo who
ooo who who
ooo who who
oh yeah, what’s my name
Tell me princess, what’s my name
woo who, woo who
ooo who, ooo who …
Oh yeah, I’m the one! ooo ooo….
From → Fauxbama, Barack Hussein, Guitargod, Humor
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