“THE UNKNOWN TELEPROMPTER”🖥🤤
“THE UNKNOWN TELEPROMPTER”🖥🤤(music from The Fall Guy tv series)
Well, I’m not the kind to scroll & tell,
But I’ve been set on slow mo🤤…
I’ve never been with any such mess,
Can’t read lines😑, or signs!😖
I’ve gotten fired, by Donald Trump (he don’t need me)😉,
Gone fast with a fool named BO (heavy on the ‘Hope & Stain’💩),
But somehow with who I end up, has no mind🤯…
It’s a new depth of lyin’ life I lead🤥,
I get blank glances😵💫…
This guy’s barely livin’, a zombie movie, late night tv😴💤
But the hardest thing I ever do, is get watched by that VP lady🫣,
Spit some other lines from a word-salad🤮, that’s not on me!🤪…
I might stall from all his gaffes buildin’ (auto ‘dumbass’ safety shutoff)🤤👍
I might roll malarkey card💩…
‘Cause I’m the unknown teleprompter that made Pete Buttihead such a greenie-weenie star🌞🌬🧝🏻…
I forever spent much time (below ground level) with ‘Drool’🤤,
& we zoomed nappies plenty💤💤
It’s true he tired, with my body on ‘auto-play’… ‘sleep-mode’ engaged!🛌
I’ve gotten blamed by Karine Jean-Pi-Error🤪,
Loaded up for foreign wealth (various dictator talking points)🤑🇨🇳🇺🇦…
But when I windup to prompt “hey”, it’s always delayed😧… “c’mon man say!”🤐
I might pump some racist privilege,
Or excuse Hunter’s crimes🤫…
‘Cause I’m the unknown teleprompter, that trips up Brandon all the time😖🖥😉