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“I’M A CROCK” #AndADamnGoodOne!

by on December 14, 2015

“I’M A CROCK” #AndADamnGoodOne!
(music by Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band)

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED BAROCK..
WHOSE PRESIDENCY BECAME QUITE THE CROCK..
HE SPENT ALL OUR MONEY,
& THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY,
AND OUR LIBERTY & FREEDOM HE HOCKED! 😦

INTRO ACOUSTIC GUITAR…

Stood there boldly..
Lyin’ to everyone.. 🙂
Foolin’ millions..

They all thought I was ‘The One’..
The height of ‘election summer’..
They’d never been so wrong.. 🙂
Hillary in shock…..

I was faking..
Pushin’ ‘ObamaCare’..
Targetin’ TeaParty nuts..
Lotsa IRS app delays & audits to spare.. 🙂
Said, Republicans are mean,
and I got ‘Hope-n-Change ev’rywhere..
What A Crock!….. 🙂

My (amnesty/refugee) plans were steady..
My (economic) lies hid job fear & strife..
My (racial stokin’) talks had purpose..
My (anti-terror) steps were weak & light..
And I held firmly,
That ‘Climate Change’ was the real fight..
What A Crock! 🙂 …..

(CHORUS):
I’m A Crock…
I was wrong as a Prez could be…
I’m A Crock…

Investigations, never got to me… 🙂
I’m A Crock…
Teleprompter, I would read…
I’M A CROCK! 🙂

& I steered PC’s straight!…

So encumbered by the weight, of all my hustlin’ & my schemes….

Obamacare propped proud, & I pushed Gitmo’s fall… 🙂

‘ClimateChange’ above it all…

I still, believe in my schemes! 🙂 …..

DREW ABBOTT SLIDE GUITAR…

8 radical years now…
Where’d ‘Super-Power’ status go?…
8 lawless years…
Constitution stowed… 🙂
I sit (with my feet up) and I wonder sometimes…
(with a 3rd term) Where I could’ve gone???…..

And sometimes late at night…
While dreaming of praise for my ‘terror fight’…
The ‘3A.M. Phone’ starts ringin’ a ghostly sight…
& Benghazi I recall… 😦
‘Video’ I recall!…..

I’M A CROCK!…
Fannin’ class-war hate…
I’M A CROCK!…
TeaParty are reprobates…
I’M A CROCK!…
Danglin’ race-bait…
I’M A CROCK!…

I’M A CROCK!…
Narcissistic & thin-skinned…
I’M A CROCK!…
‘Blowhard’ for solar & wind…
I’M A CROCK!…
I see Solyndra again… 🙂
WHAT A CROCK!

(“guess those ‘shovel-ready’ jobs weren’t so ‘shovel-ready’ after all!.. ha ha haaa”)

‘O’ooo what a crock 😦

GUITAR THAT REALLY ROCKS! 🙂 …..

From → Guitargod

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