“The HACKS”

“The HACKS”
(music by AC/DC)

MALCOLM BLUES RIFF 🙂 ….

Becky Quick was Queen… 😦
John Harwood the King… 😦
They was squealin’ & double-dealin’…
Just doin’ ‘their thing’… 😦
They was out to disparage…
But Trump decried!… 🙂
& Cruz went wild!… 🙂
Christie’s face was spry!…
But now we’re ‘in the know’ ’cause they’ve been dealt with before (CNN, FOX)..
Knew they’d never host a fair joust…
And their bias shown 😦 …
From the questions to ‘Huck’, left stage…
To the ‘gotcha’ on ‘Rand’, stage right…

They had the cards to put them down…
If they staged it right! 😦

(CHORUS):
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks….
They just attack.. attack.. attack.. attack.. attack.. attack.. attack
Integrity they lack! 😦

ANGUS BLUES LEAD 🙂 ….

‘Joker face’ is their names… 🙂
Biased debates is their nature… 😦
Play it straight, not their game…
Repub’s knew, Hacks out to get you…
Trump blasted ’em fast…
& Cruz hammered ’em hard… 🙂
Ben exposed their lies…
Marco called every card…
But now we’re ‘in the know’ ’cause they’ve been ruffled before (CNN, FOX)…
Lib media gettin’ royally flushed 🙂 …
‘Cause their bias showin’…
& all their questions were comin’…
From the bottom of the stack…
& candidates knew what they was dishin’ out..
Hacks had it thrown back! 🙂 ….

(CHORUS):
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks… & you know what else 🙂
They’re just all Hacks… yeah, yeah..
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
Integrity they lack.. lack.. lack.. lack.. lack.. lack.. lack..
They got no tact!….

They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
Oooh, it was a bad deal 😦 (HACKS!)
On display was crap 😦 hey!
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks… ooh go to hell!..
Integrity they lack.. lack.. lack.. lack.. lack.. lack.. lack.. lack..
They just attack..
They got no tact..
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks… it really shows!
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks…
They’re just all Hacks… & ‘Dem flirts’!
They’re just all Hacks…
Integrity they lack.. lack.. lack.. lack.. lack.. lack.. lack..
They’re just all Hacks…
Aaaaaaahh!….

(CRUZ):
Ooooh!…
Spank you!.. spank you!.. spank you people! 😦
Spank you!.. spank you!….
I’m glad we exposed ‘the show’..
Yes, Thank You very much ‘jokes’..
Goodnight corrupt press!