“Russians Hack WhiteHouse Computer System”
Vlad gains full access to Barry’s daily itinerary:
8AM – sleep in.. skip Daily Intell Briefing..
9AM – breakfast in bed served.. TV ‘MSNBC Morning shows’.. (use daily briefing notes as place-mat)
11AM – oval office ‘planning mtg’ w/ advisors: media/press slurs towards Christians and Republicans.. use office putting green throughout mtg..
12NOON – Lunch w/ Moochelle: WH garden veggies & fresh squeezed radish juice..
(12:30PM) – ‘real lunch’: Barry to local steakhouse, beer, shoot pool, smoke.. Moochie: McDonald’s drive-thru incognito..
2PM – Golf Course..
6PM – Dinner, CNN/ABC nightly news (no longer NBC without Brian Williams), video games..
8PM – Bill O’Reilly’s ‘The Factor’..
9PM – mtg w/ advisors: debrief and plan on continued media/press slurs towards Christians and Republicans..
10PM – listen to missed messages from Bibi and other world allies..
10:30 – bedtime reading: positive media/print about himself..
11:30PM – Late-night show channel flipping..
Midnight – last cigarette.. lights out 🙂