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“THE GAMBLER/BUMBLER” #Let’sDealBarryForBibi

by on March 4, 2015

“THE GAMBLER/BUMBLER” #Let’sDealBarryForBibi
(music by Kenny Rogers)

INTRO ACOUSTIC GUITAR STRUM….

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On a cold winter’s eve..
Unrestrained, Bo’s bows goin’ nowhere..
He stood up to The Bumbler..
Situation too dire, not to speak 😦 ….
So they took turns a-darin’..
Open window to the Congress..
The danger overtook him..
& Bibi began to speak…..

He said, “America, I’ve spent my life..
Dealin’ with their hatred..
Knowin’ what the stakes were..
& callin’ out their lies…
So if you don’t mind me sayin’..

Your Prez’s appeasement cards ain’t aces.. 😦
For this chance to speak freely..

I’ll give this amateur some advice”…..

So Boehner handed him the microphone..
And he laid out what he can’t swallow..
Then he warned this President..
He won’t shy from a fight..
And the chamber got respectfully quiet..
In his face a somber expression..
He said, “these negotiations aren’t a game!.. & this ‘boy’,
Ain’t playin’ it right 😦 …..

(CHORUS):
Well he don’t know, how to scold ’em…
Don’t know, when to fold ’em…
Don’t know, when to walk away…
From behind, is how he runs 😦 …
He never ups, tough sanctions…
Got Kerry sittin’ at the table 😦 …
There won’t be time enough for bombin’…
IF THIS DEAL IS DONE! 😦

Even The Bumbler knows..
Ain’t no secret that Israel’s survival..
Is knowin’ Iran NO nukes, NO WAY!..
& knowin’ Mideast security to keep..
‘Cause freedoms hand’s a winner..

And terrors hand’s a loser..

& the best the world can hope for,
Is to not die, ’cause we fell asleep… 😦

And when he finished speakin’..
Applause rang out the windows..

Called out the President..
Who’d stayed away to sleep (& golf)…
And from somewhere in the Congress..
‘The Princess’ started screechin’.. 😦
‘Cause with his final words,

He showed he’s The Ace, & they’re the sheep…..

(CHORUS):
Well BO don’t know, how to scold ’em…
Don’t know, when to fold ’em…
Don’t know when to walk away…
From behind, is how he runs 😦 …
He never ups, tough sanctions…
Got Kerry sittin’ at the table 😦 … (with a guitar) 😦
There won’t be time enough for bombin’…
IF THIS DEAL IS DONE! 😦

Well BO don’t know, how to scold ’em… (how to scold ’em!) 😦
Don’t know when to fold ’em… (when to fold ’em!) 😦
Don’t know when to walk away… 😦
From behind, is how he runs….. 😦
He never ups, tough sanctions… 😦
Got Kerry sittin’ at the table 😦 …
There won’t even be time enough for bombin’… 😦
IF THIS DEAL IS DONE! 😦

Well he don’t know, how to scold ’em…
Don’t know when to fold ’em…
Don’t know wgen to walk away…
From behind, is how he runs…. 😦
He never ups, tough sanctions…

Got Lerch sittin’ at the table… (with his guitar) 😦
There won’t be time enough for bombin’…
IF THIS DEAL GETS DONE! 😦

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