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“ONE BOURBON, ONE SCOTCH, & HEALTHCARE”

by on December 9, 2013

“ONE BOURBON, ONE SCOTCH, & HEALTHCARE”
(music by George Thorogood & the Delaware Destroyers / John Lee Hooker)

Barock’s ‘UNaffordable-Care-Act’ plug to Millennials:
“IF YOU’RE A BARTENDER.. HAVE A HAPPY 🙂 HOUR”…

‘Lonesome George’ GUITAR! 🙂 …..

I wanna tell you a story…
About the ‘Millennial Blues’…
I come home (to my parents house) one day..
Had to tell my mommy&daddy I’d done lost my part-time job 😦 …
They said that don’t surprise us..
You should’ve voted Romney last election-day..
Now last election-day came and went…
& out the door my incentive went! 🙂

So I goes to my mommy&daddy…
I said, you let me slide?..
I’ll dust & vac for you tomorrow,
the next day I don’t know…
So they let me slide it on.. you know parents..
I notice when I wake up in the evening…
They ain’t got nothin’ nice to say to me…
They say for 5 year, I said Barock sounded so right..
‘O’oh, ev’rything was ‘hopey-changey’…
I come home one particular evening…
My mommy&daddy said, “you clean your room yet?”..
I said, “No! that ain’t my job!”..
Therefore it ain’t my responsibility to clean my room..
They said, we don’t believe you even want a job!”…
Said, “we seen you today you was protestin’ on a corner..
Re-tweeting Obamacare posts”..
I said, “but I’m tired!…. I’ve been propagandizing all day”..
They said, “that don’t surprise us”..
You should’ve voted Romney last election-day!..
Now last election-day came and went…
& out the door incentive went! 🙂

So I stop with the tweets…
Back to my parents house…
I said, “look mom… I’m unemployed ya know,
can I stay on your insurance maybe a couple more years?”…
She said, “uuh.. but that won’t bring ‘Obamacare’ to life”..
Dad come out of the house..
I could see on his face..
I know it was ‘I Told You So’..
He said, “ah I don’t know son.. aah this ‘Obamacare’ kinda funny, ya know”..
I said, “I know.. this whole regime is funny.. Joe Biden funny too”..
So I go back home (to my parents house)..
I tell my mommy&daddy, it’s my job.. & I’m gonna clean my room..
Mom said “yeah?”..
I said, “ooh yeah”.. 🙂
Having insurance is so nice…
loh’.. upin’ my allowance was lovy-dovy! 🙂
So I go down to my basement-bedroom, pack up my Barock posters & I go…
I slip on out the back door… and down to ‘occupy’ in the streets I go…
Dad a hollerin’ about the lawn gettin’ cut.. he’ll be lucky to get the garbage taken out!
now he’ll have to pay for it..
So like Barock said, I stop in for ‘happy-hour’ at the local bar, you know people..
I go to the bar.. I take out my foodstamps.. I call the bartender..
Said, “look man.. come down here”..
He got down there.. “so what you want?”..

One Bourbon… One Scotch… & Healthcare!….
Well I ain’t seen my doctor since I don’t know when..
I been livin’ with my parents.. free-loadin’…
Barock said, go & get high man, turn ‘Millennial-Bartenders’ loose..
Rates for me triple!.. but includes ‘happy-hour’ juice 🙂
Said to get drunk.. Obama made it real clear..
Go get one bourbon, one scotch, & Obamacare!..
ONE BOURBON!.. ONE SCOTCH!.. & HEALTHCARE!…..

But I’m sittin’ there… at the bar..
I’m gettin’ drunk.. I’m feelin’ ‘choom-like’ mellow…
I’m drinkin’ bourbon.. I’m drinkin’ scotch.. I’m Thinkin’ Obamacare….
Looked down the bar.. here come that ‘millennial-bartender’..
I said, “look man… come down here!”..
“So what you want?”..

One Bourbon… One Scotch… & Healthcare!….
No, I ain’t seen my doctor since a way back in the past..
Barock says go get a drink, free condoms in case I get smashed! 🙂
Go get high man.. your current plan ain’t enough..
Your rates may triple.. with lotsa unnecessary stuff! 🙂
Said go’n get drunk.. Obama made it real clear..
Go get one bourbon, one scotch, & Obamacare!..
ONE BOURBON!.. ONE SCOTCH!.. & HEALTHCARE!…..

Website ‘SLIDE’-n-Crash GUITAR! 🙂 …………
(sign-up babies)

Now by this time, I’m plenty broke..
You know when your bank account’s dry.. you’re plenty broke 😦
Looked down the bar, I say to my bartender..
I said, “look man!.. come down here”..
He got down there..
“So what you want this time?”..
I said, “look man!.. deadline..when is it?”
He said, “the calendar on the wall say December 23….
Last Call!”….
“THINK I’LL STAY ON MY PARENTS PLAN AFTERALL!”

here’s what I need:

One Bourbon!… One Scotch!… NO Obamacare!….
No I ain’t seen my doctor ’cause I never feel weak..
Barock says get drunk.. so I won’t understand his double-speak..
“Go & get high man.. JUST LISTEN TO ME!”..
“One drink ain’t enough Millennials.. you better make it 3!” 🙂

He wants us to get drunk.. So it’s all so UNclear 😦

He said, “drink one bourbon.. one scotch.. then sign-up for Obamacare! 😦 ..

ONE BOURBON!.. ONE SCOTCH!..

CANCEL MY OBAMACARE!!! 🙂

From → Guitargod

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