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“JANTJIE & THE HAND JIVE”

by on December 17, 2013

“JANTJIE & THE HAND JIVE”
(music by Cliff Richard & the Shadows /
George Thorogood & the Delaware Destroyers)

Intro ‘Lonesome George’ GUITAR! 🙂 …

I saw a cat named Way-Out Jantjie…
He got a crazy little schtick, just signing silly 🙂
Yeah, rockin’ & rollin’ was this schizo dude…
Doin’ that crazy old hand-jive too….

Obama, Obama, didn’t even know…
He was even whackier than VP Uncle Joe 🙂 …
Stood next to him for quite some time…
Steady jibberish is usually Barry’s line….

Hand-Jive….
Hand-Jive….
No one asked why?…
Is that crazy guy 🙂 doin’ that crazy hand-jive?…..

He was seeing lightning & angels & a community-organizer-in-chief…
They all dug his rhythmic beat…
Way-Out Jantjie made the world tweet…
When he did that hand-jive on live TV….

Hand-Jive….
Hand-Jive….
No one asked why?…
Is that crazy guy 🙂 doin’ that crazy hand-jive?…..

BILL ‘SlickWillie’ CLINTON SAX SOLO! 🙂 …

Police told Jantjie, you ruined our zone 😦
You & that hand-jive have got to go!
Jantjie told police, he knew he was out of bounds…
But was hearing voices saying, “Don’t Slow Down!” 😦

Hand-Jive….
Hand-Jive….
No one asked why?…
Is that crazy guy 🙂 doin’ that crazy hand-jive?…..

Jantjie got silly, then apologized for it all…
He’s like a little ‘Barry Junior’, just a bullshittin’ us all…
Well, Barry got famous with ‘jibberish’ ya see…
Nutty Jantjie says, well what about me??….

Hand-Jive….
Hand-Jive….
No one asked why?…
Is that crazy guy 🙂 doin’ that crazy hand-jive?…..

Hand-Jive….
Hand-Jive….
Obama was fine….
With his ‘human teleprompter’s’ hand-jive….. 🙂

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