“SEQUESTERSTUCK”

“SEQUESTERSTUCK”
(music by AC/DC)

ANGUS GUITAR! 🙂

(ObamaZombie Chant):
ahahahowowowwowahahahaaaaaa…..ahahahowowowowahahahaaaaa…..
ahahahwowowowooahhhahahaaa…….. ahahahowwowwowowahahhaaaa……..repeat…….
Sequester!
Sequester!
Sequester!
Sequester!
Sequester!…. repeat…… (w/ screaming, slobbering & fainting)…….

I was caught!.. in the middle of my own trap 😦 .. (sequester!)
I looked round!.. and I knew there was no rollin’ it back 😦 .. (sequester!)
My mind raced!.. Oh Shit ‘spending cuts!’ what can I do 😦 .. (sequester!)

And I thought!.. RINO’s, there’d be some help, some help from you’s 😦 .. (sequester!)
Teacher pink slips have begun 😦
Disabled OR poor kids it breaks my heart 😦
Airport delays have begun 😦
Capital janitors will depart 😦

You’ll all be…….

SEQUESTERSTRUCK!……………

(Republicans):
Showed Obama the highway..
Set spending limits, we shocked this town..
Cuts as big as Texas.. yeah Texas..
& we had some fun 🙂
We set some rules..
Stood up for our principles this time..
He tried breakin’ all the rules.. playin’ us for fools..
Yeah! yeah! the Huffington Post they lost their mind! 🙂
We cut the Dems off at the knees..
Could Pelosi give another FOX interview please? 🙂
Yeah those Union furloughs were sooo unkind 😦
NOW BARRY YOU ARE….
SEQUESTERSTUCK!.. SequesterStuck…
yeah yeah yeah SequesterStuck…
Yeah!
Oooh, SequesterStuck.. yeah…..

Now you cut the young students off at the knees 😦 ….
CAN YOU RE-OPEN THE WHITEHOUSE (volunteer) TOURS, Please?!!…….

ANGUS GUITAR! 🙂

ahahahowwowwowhahahaaa….. ahhhahahaowwowowahahahaaa……

SequesterStuck… SequesterStuck… yeah yeah yeah …
Thought you had us all shakin’ at the knees…

(WH MEMO) said yeah:
Airline flight schedules are alright.. 😦
Baggage check-in doin’ fine.. 😦
Teachers jobs are alright.. 😦
Capital janitors doin’ fine.. 😦
(even still getting overtime!) 😦

BARRY YOU ARE.. SEQUESTERSTUCK!.. yeah yeah yeah…

Food stamp fraud.. been SequesterStruck 😦

Congressional wine tastings.. been SequesterStruck 😦

Sheila Jackson Lee oil-painting portrait.. been SequesterStruck 😦

Tiger Woods golf-weekends.. been SequesterStruck 😦

Research on how golfers perform better when using their imaginations.. been SequesterStruck 😦

Obama ‘smart’-phone app that alerts user when to take a coffee break.. been SequesterStruck 😦

Robo-Squirrel.. has been SequesterStruck! 😦

whoa baby, Oh shit.. I’VE BEEN SequesterStruck…..

yeah yeah yeah ..

NOW I’M SEQUESTERSTUCK! 😦

MY SEQUESTER SUCKS! 😦