“COWARD OF THE COUNTRY”

Eric Holder Feb. ’09: “we continue to be essentially a nation of cowards”

“COWARD OF THE COUNTRY”
(music by Kenny Rogers)

Everyone considered him the coward of the country..
He never prosecuted a single time to prove the country wrong 😦
Obama named him AG, but the folks just called him yellow..
Somethin’ always told us, we weren’t readin’ Eric WithHolder wrong….

It was over ten years ago, when he sprung Marc Rich from prison..
He looked after Clinton, ’cause he was the favored one..
I still recall the final words, Slick Willie said to WithHolder..
Son, my political life is over, but yours is just begun….

CHORUS:
Promise me son, to cover-up the things I’ve done..
Walkin’ guns can be trouble if Issa’s probe expands..
Now don’t ya ever look weak, never turn the other cheek..
New Black Panthers are bold enough to poll place stand..
Son, our “social justice” fight is in yours hands….

There were lots a guns for cartel thugs, and “fast&furious” got messy..
With folded arms he dared them, to prove it was his plan..
One day while he was CYA’in, Issa’s boys came callin’..
They took turns at WithHolder… “n’ there was a whole committee of them!”

Issa opened up the door cause he knew documents were hidin’..
Border agent death, the shattered lives, was more than he could stand..
But Obama reached & was out of place, and threw down his “executive privilege”..
With that familiar smirk on his face, WithHolder heard these words again:

Promise me son, to cover up the things I’ve done..
Walkin’ guns can be trouble if issa’s probe expands..
Now don’t make me look weak, never turn the other cheek..
New Black Panthers are bold enough to poll place stand..
Son, our “social justice” fight is in your hands..

Now New Yorkers just yelled at him, when he tried turnin’ ground-zero into a courtroom.. 😦
They all got up, and met him, all the way protest soared..
When WithHolder turned around they said “hey score one for good ol’ reason”..
And you coulda heard a pin drop, as Obama had to keep terrorists locked behind Gitmo’s door….

Eight long years of Bush “torture,” was eatin’ up inside him..
He wasn’t holdin’ nothin’ back, top-secret documents, he declassified ’em all! :(….
When TolderHolder left the pressroom, not an “enhanced interrogation program” was standin’… 😦
He said, “this one’s for our Looney base,” and he didn’t return any CIA calls……

And we heard him say:
I promised you once, I’d cover-up the things we’ve done..
Walkin’ guns coulda been trouble if we’d let the House investigation expand..
Now we never looked weak.. cause I didn’t turn the other cheek..
Gov Brewer and her immigration law sure understands…
Our “social justice” fight, I’ll execute it across this land!……

EVERYONE CONSIDERS HIM, THE COWARD OF THE COUNTRY…