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“MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE”

by on October 10, 2012

“MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE”
(music by The Police)

I was just cast away..
Debate polls showing my defeat 😦
Mitt lied I’ll say..
Middle-class you still need me..
More attack ads..
Than any swingstate can bear..
Rescue me Hollywood..
Please don’t be like Jim Lehrer…

I’ll send an SOS to Big Bird..
I’ll send an SOS to Big Bird..
I hope that Elmo gets my..
I hope that Elmo gets my..
I hope that Cookie Monster don’t eat my,
Message in a bottle…
Message in a bottle…

A week has passed since I lost the Independent vote..
But I should have rehearsed more with John Kerry right from the start..
Only Axelrod thinks he can put me back together..
Still getting no love from my wife & I broke Chris Matthew’s heart 😦

I’ll send an SOS to Big Bird..
I’ll send an SOS to Big Bird..
I hope that Elmo gets my..
I hope that Elmo gets my..
I hope that Cookie Monster don’t eat my,
Message in a bottle..
Oh, Message in a bottle..

Watched “Morning Joe” this morning..
Don’t believe what I saw!..
A hundred million votes..
Now make up Mitt’s core 😦
But it seems I’m not alone at being alone…
Still a hundred or so Occupiers looking to make Chicago their home!…(WTF!)..

I’ll send an SOS to Big Bird..
I’ll send an SOS to Big BIrd..
I hope that Elmo gets my..
I hope that Elmo gets my..
I hope that Cookie Monster don’t eat my,
Message in a bottle…
Message in a bottle…

“aaaaahh.. can you folks occupy Sesame Street ooooorr… Wall Street???
just not, aaaahhhh.. my street!?”…. 😦

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