Shining U.S. Gold-Medal Olympian Admonished by “Food Cop in Chief”
America’s newest Olympics gymnastics star Gabby Douglas was publicly admonished by the porcine Michelle Obama for eating an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s after Gabby won a Gold Medal in the Olympics.
Watch in horror as First Lady and “food cop in chief” forces Olympic gold medalist Gabby Douglas—who, by the way, won two gold medals at the Olympics—to apologize for eating an Egg McMuffin after winning two gold medals at the Olympics!
Transcript:
JAY LENO: You trained your whole life, you win. How did you celebrate? What did you do?
GABBY DOUGLAS: We didn’t have time to celebrate. It was team finals and had to turn the page all-around finals and event finals after that. But, after the competition, I splurged on an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s.
LENO: Egg McMuffin.
[Laughter]
MICHELLE OBAMA: Yeah, Gabby, we don’t, don’t encourage him. [Laughter] I’m sure it was on…
DOUGLAS: A salad.
OBAMA: …a whole wheat McMuffin.
LENO: It was on a whole wheat bun.
OBAMA: Yeah.
LENO: So an Egg McMuffin. Very good.
[Light laughter]
OBAMA: You’re setting me back, Gabby.
DOUGLAS: Sorry.
Publius Prime 
So very un-First Lady-like to always be interjecting yourself into everything when it has nothing at all to do with you. Narcissist. This is an Olympian gold medal athlete, you buffoon. She can eat whatever she damn well pleases. And you should take a long, hard honest look in the mirror for goodness sakes! Simply disgraceful!