“(mentally ill)🤕DUDE THINKS HE’S A LADY”💄👠🤦🏻

“(mentally ill)🤕DUDE THINKS HE’S A LADY”🩱👗🤦🏻

(music by Aerosmith)

👱🏻‍♀️(mentally healthy, biological WOMAN):

That! that! 🤕dude thinks he’s a lady💄…

That! that! 🤕dude looks like a lady👠…

That! that! 🤕dude thinks he can have a baby🫃🏻…

That! that! 🤕dude is freakin’ crazy🤪…

🤕(DUDE):

Cruised into bathroom in the store…

A “her” picture displayed (discrimination) crime on the door…

She’s (all the women & girls) alarmed, thinks I’m lost at first sight😱…

Baby, damn sure you’re wrong, ‘cause I know it’s alright,😉

My Right!😠

Backstage (locker room at athletic competition), I’m priming to shine (1st place, shatter records)🤩🥇🏆…

Ruin lives (actual females who have trained entire life), until somebody said (referees, judges, parents etc)…

Forgive us but you seem out of your mind🤪…

Then they whipped out a ban, and tried to outlaw my play!🤯…

👩🏾‍🦰:

That! that! 🤕dude thinks he’s a lady💄🤫…

That! that! 🤕dude looks like a lady👠😝…

That! that! 🤕dude is really a lady👱🏻…

That! that! 🤕dude wants to pee with ladies😜…

🏊🏻‍♀️(actual biological female swimmer):

Never judge a book by its cover…

Or who is gonna swim by their one piece suit🩱& cap rubber🏊🏻‍♂️…

Sayin’ record time put me wise, to his gender in disguise…

“She” had a body with a penis (& very broad shoulders)…

Lord, so why are we surprised🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻…

👩🏻:

That! that! 🤕dude thinks he’s a lady💋…

That! that! 🤕dude is really a lady🧑🏼…

That! that! 🤕dude thinks he can have a baby🫃🏻…

They! they! 🤕”they” are freakin’ crazy🤪…

🚲😵‍💫(BRANDON):

Baby, let “they” Title IX tear down🤷🏻‍♂️

(Let me take a peek & sniff, dear👃😛)…

Baby, let “they” Title IX tear down🤷🏻‍♂️

(Dude she, dude she, dude she, get pronouns right)…

Baby, let “they” Title IX tear down🤷🏻‍♂️

(Right between the cheeks, dear)…

Baby, let “they” Title IX tear down🤷🏻‍♂️

(Dude she, dude she, dude she, dude she!)…

JOE PERRY🎸…

🧑🏼‍🎨💩(HUNTER aka ‘Picasshole’):

Ooh, what a funky lady😜…

Ooo, I like it, like it, like, like that (“is that a crack-pipe down there, or are you just happy to see me”)😛

Ooh, he was a lady!👅yeah!💻🥰

That! that! 🤕dude thinks he’s a lady💄👠…

That! that! 🤕dude wants to play with ladies🤾‍♂️🤽🏻‍♂️…

That! that! 🤕dude thinks he can have a baby🫃🏻…🤦🏻

That! that! 🤕dude is freakin’ crazy🤪…

That! that! 🤕dude looks like a lady🩱👙…

That! that! 🤕dude wants to play with ladies🤽🏻‍♂️🤾‍♂️…

That! that! 🤕dude thinks he can have a baby🫃🏻…

That! that! 🤕dude wants to pee with ladies😜…

(REPEAT CHORUS/PRONOUNS)…