“misFIRE” #FeelTheNap😑(HitTheSnooze)😴

by guitargod on March 3, 2020

“misFIRE” #FeelTheNap (HitTheSnooze)
(music by Bruce ‘Snowflake’ Springsteen)

INTRO Biden Supporter RIFF: “I’m wondering what is your fire? you see Bernie and Pocahontas, you see their fire.. that’s what I’m looking for.. where is your Fire???”

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(QUID PRO JOE): “get out & vote folks!.. it’s Super Thursday!”

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I’m ridin’ on my bus… (the ‘No Malarkey’ tour)

I look out the window… (sign says ‘Entering Iowa’)

I’m pollin’ real close… (’cause I’m a caucus)

But then say “I’m in Ohio”…

Supporter says she don’t like it… (my lame 4th place finish)

But girl, I know you’re a (dog-faced pony soldier) liar!…

‘Cause when I speak… ooh… misFire…🥴

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Well, early on (NH primary) night…

I’m takin’ off for (SC) home… (the ‘Gaffe-Arsonist’s firewall’)

I say, I don’t wanna stay!… (campaign in hostile States – most)

Voters say, “we want you to leave us alone!”

Obama not sayin’ he loves me???

DNC can’t hide their Convention quagmire…

‘Cause when I speak… ooh… misFire…🤪

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(‘OBAMA-ERA-ARCHIVES’)

They had low (enthusiasm) polls on me, right from the start…
With hype so high, I couldn’t bear it or play the part
My nerves all jumpin’ (forehead veins pumpin’), actin’ like a fool (the 5 decade jester)
Well his kisses they BERN(his campaign red hot!), but mine won’t start…
I just drool……..