“FAKE NEWS”

“FAKE NEWS”
(music by Kenny Loggins)

INTRO BULLSHIT RIFF…..

Libs been workin’, so hard..
They’re spinnin’, some yarns 😦
News hour, “Trump said what??!!”..
Chuck Todd tells us, what is not…

I’ve got this feelin’,
New York Times is moldin’, what actually went down….
Rachel Maddow hits the ceilin’..
incites snowflake protestors to tear up this town…. (&Trump Tower)

Now they gotta cut loose..
With FAKE NEWS..
Kick off their Sunday show ruse..
“Please, believe me!”,
Chris Matthews cries from his knees..
Hacks.. with no facts..
Put on before ‘source’ retracts..
Ruse.. their news..
Ev’rybody (Lamestream media – that’s you CNN), struts FAKE NEWS!….

Wolf Blitzer playin’, the Dems fool..
Obeyin’ every PC rule..
Deep a way down, in her heart..
Martha Raddatz is burnin’, yearnin’ for Jill,
Jill Ein-Stein (Einstein could actually count though) to tell her, that election was stolen by Russian spies…
Van Jones tryin’ to tell you,
You are a racist if you don’t even try…..
‘Mourning Joe’ barely gets by, ’cause they only cut loose!

With FAKE NEWS!…
Kick off their weekday ruse…
Ooh wee.. Georgie (Stephanopolous)..
Fake it. fake it for Hillary… 😦
Woah.. Geraldo..
Come on, come on Illegals gotta go!..
(Bob Beckel) Lose.. the booze..
Ev’rybody (biased liberal media), struts FAKE NEWS!….

BOOOO………GUS
BOOOO………GUS
BOOOO………GUS

bogus…
Google rigged what search engine found… (pro-Hillary) 😦
& Facebook deleted Trump posts, took ’em down…
Yahoo covered up Hillary’s little fall…
Ah….ah….ah….ah….ah……
THEY TURNIN’ THIS CRAP LOOSE!

FAKE NEWS!..
It kicks off their Sunday show ruse…
See.. Hillary..
Put Susan Rice out to ‘video’ tease…
Hacks.. he’s back..
WTF thought Brian Williams got sacked?!..
Lose.. they accuse..
Ev’rybody struts their FAKE NEWS!….

(Repeat Chorus)

Ev’rybody shut, ev’rybody shut… (Washington Post)
Ev’rybody shut, ev’rybody shut… (Jake Tapper)
Ev’rybody shut, ev’rybody shut… (Cooper Anderson)
Ev’rybody shut, ev’rybody SHUT OFF! FAKE NEWS!