“FRIEND IN LOW PLACES” #1stDudeIsAroused

“FRIEND IN LOW PLACES” #1stDudeIsAroused
(music by Garth Brooks)

(‘BIMBO-ERUPTION-ENFORCER’ HILLARY): “He has a penchant for sexism”

(‘1st-DUDE’): “Haa.. I’d like to make ‘war’ on this woman” 🙂

INTRO ACOUSTIC GUITAR…

Blame it all on my roots..
I showed up to loot..
& brought back his ‘blue dress’ affair…
Kathleen Willey I called ‘hoe’..
Paula Jones was a bimbo,
They were the last ones, I wanted anyone to hear… 😦
And I saw the surprise..
& fear in their eyes..
When I took & trashed their complaints…
And I threatened too,
Said, “honeys you are all through”..
‘Cause you’ll get nothin’ but shamed! 🙂 ….

(CHORUS):
‘Cause I’ve got a friend in low places..
With my campaign down,
Bring in Bill to chase, the girls my way…
His past I’ll downplay….
yeah…
Trump’s not big on social graces..
Try to trip him up, on a gender basis..
Oh, I’ve got ‘a friend’… from low places….

GUITAR RIFF…

Well I know Bill did wrong..
But in the White House we belong..
Back when, I’ve been there before…. 🙂
Gennifer Flowers was all hype..
Juanita Broaddrick’s lip ‘got iced’..
& Bobbie Ann Williams was a whore….
Hey, I can get mean..
All these bimbos I demeaned..
Just got me an ‘Eruption Squad’ of men…
Well, I was sure to hide, Bill’s abuses of power..
Buried all of our sins!….

(CHORUS):
‘Cause I’ve got a friend in low places..
With my campaign down,
Bring in Bill to chase, the girls my way…
His past I’ll downplay….

yeah…

Trump’s not big on social graces..

Try to trip him up, on a gender basis..
Oh, I’ve got ‘a friend’… from low places…..

(CHORUS with all my MEDIA-HACKS):
I’ve got a friends in low places..
With my campaign down,
Get ‘my media’ washin’, my scandals away..
My past downplayed 🙂 …
yeah!..
Bill’s not big on social graces..
But got to bring him back, from his ‘orgy-island oasis’..
Ooh 😦 I got friends… in loooowww places…..

(REPEAT CHORUS & CORRUPTION & MORAL DECAY THROUGH 2016)