“DUDES… NOT ENOUGH LADIES”

“DUDES… NOT ENOUGH LADIES”
(music by Aerosmith)

SHE SHOULD’VE FLOWN THE ‘ORGY-ISLAND’ “STAFF” UP….

INTRO GUITAR.. .. .. ..

(turnout)
BAD!.. BAD!..

(let in)
DUDES… NOT ENOUGH LADIES!…

(turnout)
BAD!.. BAD!..

‘1st-DUDE’: “WHERE’S ALL THE LADIES?!” 😦

(turnout was)
BAD!.. BAD!..

(let in)
DUDES… NOT ENOUGH LADIES!…

(ticket sales)
BAD!.. BAD!..

‘1st-DUDE’: “WHERE’S ALL THE LADIES?!” 😦 …..

Cruised into event ‘just-woman-for’…
Her ticket priced, $2,700 at thee door…
Girls are long lost, none are on site…
Billy, wishes we’re wrong,
But there’s no chicks in sight!.. that’s right 😦

Bad!.. Bad! 😦
Bad!.. Bad! 😦

Backstage she’s losin’ her mind…
‘War-On-Women’ is what she wanna say…
Admit men, it may seem out of line…
The she quipped, “just for fun, Huma,
Let’s let Weiner stay!…

(turnout)
BAD!.. BAD!..
(let in)
DUDES… NOT ENOUGH LADIES!…
(turnout)
BAD!.. BAD!..
‘1st-DUDE’: “WHERE’S ALL THE LADIES?!” 😦

(ticket sales)
BAD!.. BAD!..
(let in)
DUDES… NOT ENOUGH LADIES!…
(turnout)
BAD!.. BAD!..
‘1st-DUDE’: “WHERE’S ALL THE LADIES?!” 😦

So never judge this crook, as just another mother…
Or who’s gonna get into her “talks” undercover…
A past love, put us wise, to her love in disguise,
Yoko said she had the body of a venus,
Lord, imagine! Bill’s! surprise!….

(turnout)
BAD!.. BAD!..
(let in)
DUDES… NOT ENOUGH LADIES! 😦 …
(ticket sales)
BAD!.. BAD!..
‘1st-DUDE’: “WHERE’S ALL THE LADIES?!” 😦

(turnout was)
BAD!.. BAD!..
(bring in)
DUDES… NOT ENOUGH LADIES!…
(turnout)
BAD!.. BAD!..
‘1st-DUDE’: “WHERE’S ALL THE LADIES?!” 😦

(Huma, let men follow you down)
Let ’em take a peak dear…

(Huma, let men follow you down)
‘Dude me’, ‘dude me’, ‘dude me’, let in anyone in sight…

(Huma, let men follow you down)
Kiss me on the cheek dear…

(Huma, let men follow you down)
‘Dude me’, ‘dude me’, ‘dude me’, these women screwed me! 😦 ….

JOE PERRY GUITAR! 🙂 …

ONE FUNKY PANT-SUIT LADY!…..

OH.. SHE LIKES ‘EM.. LIKES ‘EM.. LIKES ‘EM.. LIKES ‘EM 🙂 …..

OH.. BUT THERE WAS NO LADIES!…… 😦 ….

NO!….. caaaaaaccccccckle!……

(turnout was)
BAD!.. BAD!..

(let in)
DUDES… NOT ENOUGH LADIES!… 😦

(turnout)
BAD!.. BAD!..

‘1st-DUDE’: “WHERE’S ALL THE LADIES?!” 😦

(ticket sales)
BAD!.. BAD!..

(bring in)
DUDES… NOT ENOUGH LADIES!… 😦

(turnout was)
BAD!.. BAD!..

‘1st-DUDE’: “BRING IN SOME ORGY-ISLAND LADIES!!” 🙂 ……

Yeah! yeah!….

(REPEAT AT OTHER UPCOMING HILLARY “TALKS”)

“Let her/him in.. What difference at this point does it make!”