“IF I HAD A MILLION FOLLOWERS” #IWouldBeACelebrityPresidentTwit

“IF I HAD A MILLION FOLLOWERS” #IWouldBeACelebrityPresidentTwit
(Music by Barenaked Ladies)

INTRO ACOUSTIC GUITAR, ACCORDIAN & PIANO…..

(TWIT BARRY):
If I had a million followers…
(JOSHY EARNEST):
Yes, he has a million followers…

Well I’d post selfies in my WhiteHouse… 🙂
I’d carry my ‘selfie-stick’ around the house

& if I had a million followers…
(yes, he has a million followers)

Buy new teleprompters throughout my house…
Maybe tweet with my feet up on an Ottoman 🙂

If I had a million followers…
(yes, he has a million followers)

Well I’d buy you an electric car…
With a nice reliable battery, automobile

& if I had a million followers…

I’d subsidize.. your.. looooooooooove!…….

If I had a million followers…
I’d post pics from Michelle’s garden in our yard…

If I had a million followers…
My ‘peeps’ could comment (praise), it wouldn’t be that hard…

IF I HAD 1,000,000 KOOL-AID SWALLOWERS! 🙂 …..

“maybe I would make a little video of us on vacation somewhere..

or maybe I would just go golf and hang out, and like we could all face-time and stuff..
and there are already fools online waiting for us with little pre-paid obama-phones & things..
mmm.. they have pre-paid healthcare, but they don’t yet have pre-approved citizenship!..
But I’ll blame Republicans.. oh yeah!” 🙂

If I had a million followers…
(yes, he has a million followers)

Well, I’d tweet with the new Pope… 🙂
But not with Bibi, ’cause he’s cruel… 😦

& if I had a million followers…
(yes, he has a million followers)

I’d assure them their future’s set…
Yep! work for obama, or a union crew…

& if I had a million followers…
(yes, he has a million followers)

Well, I’d tweet that more ‘change’ remains…
Oooh, all them racist homophobes 😦 …

And if I had a million followers…

I’d subsidize.. your.. looooooooove!…..

If I had a million followers…
We could instantly boycott Christian stores… 🙂

If I had a million followers…
I could Skype into a protest and stoke it more 🙂 …

IF I HAD 1,000,000 KOOL-AID SWALLOWERS! 🙂 …..

“I would tweet them to not eat at Chick-fil-A for dinner….

but they wouldn’t eat there for dinner..
of course they wouldn’t, we’d just boycott more 🙂
& ban really Conservative business’s..
that’s right, all those Christian bakeries & pizzerias…
mmm.. mm”

If I had a million followers…
(yes, he has a million followers)

Well I’d post about police dress…

To not overly riot-gear dress, that’s cruel…

If I had a million followers…
(yes, he has a million followers)

Well I’d ‘hashtag’ ’bout “new starts”…

At ‘Club-Gitmo’, Castro’s are like uncles 🙂

& if I had a million followers…
(yes, he has a million followers)

Well I’d tweet to MSNBC junkies…
I’ve always wanted to live-stream those PMSNBC flunkies!..

And if I had a million followers…

I’d subsidize.. your.. loooooooove!……

If I had a million followers!…

Yes, you have a million followers!…

If I had a million followers!…

Yes, you have at least a million followers!…

If I had 1,000,000 Kool-Aid-Hopey-Change-Twit swallowers!……..

(to them, about America)
I WOULD BITCH! 🙂

“oh yeah, I already have at least 100 Mill ‘swallower-followers’, including Illegals” 🙂

(WHAT A FREAKIN’ TWIT!) 😦