“I’M JUST NOT BILL”

“I’M JUST NOT BILL”
(music from SchoolHouse Rock)

(HILL):
Whew!.. I sure gotta hide a lot of missteps to get to the WhiteHouse here in Washington!

(‘LOW-INFO’ VOTERS):
Hey, I wonder who that sad little bottom scraper is?…

(HILL):
You really wanna know?

(CHORUS / HILL):

I’m Just Not Bill.. 😦
Yes, I’m only ‘OLD Hill’.. 😦
And I’m Lying here on Capitol Hill…
Well, it’s been a,
Long, long journey, ’til I control this city…
It’s been a long, long wait,
While I’m bullshitting the ‘Benghazi committee’.. 🙂
But they’ll never know, I broke the law that day..
At least I hope & pray that they won’t..
But campaigning today, I am still just not Bill 😦

Gee, Bill certainly has taken a lot of Caribbean ‘island flights’ 🙂

(HILL):
Well, I got this far…
But when I started, I didn’t even get a second look from Bill.. 😦
But I had an idea.. 🙂
Most folks back in his home state, decided they wanted a ‘local’ passed..
So they voted him their ‘governor-man’..
& he said, “well alright! I oughta be a Gov!” 🙂
Then we sat down and planned out a ’20 yr pact’ to success,
& that’s what became of Bill…
But I’ll remain just ‘OLD Hill’,
Unless I can lie ’bout me breakin’ the law….

(CHORUS / HILL):
I’m Just Not Bill..
Yes, I’m only ‘OLD Hill’..
& I got as far as a NY Rep on Capitol Hill…
Well, now I’m stuck ’cause I didn’t accomplish didley..
& threw my server away..
While now partisan congressmen discuss & investigate.. 😦
Whether my Foundation broke the law..
How I hope & pray they blame Bill..
But today I am still just ‘OLD Hill’ 😦 ….

(‘LOW-INFO’ VOTERS):
Listen to these Republican’s arguing!
Is all that investigation and disgrace about her?….

(BILL):
Yeah, we know it is..
I’ve always been the lucky one 🙂
‘OLD Hill’ will never ever get this far…
She will never poll as favorable as me..
But she’s gonna try!

(‘LOW-INFO’):

TRY?..

(BILL):
Yeah, she’ll lie to committee’s..
(BILLY, YOU’RE UP!)
Yeah, looks like I’m gonna have to step in..
I’m gonna go be Hillary’s representative,
& you’re gonna wish you could vote for me! 🙂

(‘LOW-INFO’ VOTERS):
If we vote yes.. what happens?..

(BILL):
Well, then I get to be the “1st-Dude”, & the whole thing starts all over again! 🙂

(ORGY-ISLAND-WH-INTERN):
Oh yes!…

(BILL):
Oooh yeeeah!…. 🙂

(CHORUS / BILL):

She’s just not ‘Bill’..
Yes, I’m the only Bill 🙂 ..
But if they vote for me it’s a vote for ‘OLD Hill’..
Well, then I’m back to the WhiteHouse,
Where I’ll get ‘outta line’..
With intern thrills 🙂
Like a President re-assigned..
& if they ‘re-assign’ me, then Foundation ‘donations’ won’t be breakin’ the law..
How I hope & pray voters will..
But today she is still, Just Not Bill 😦 …

(HILL):
You mean, even if the whole ‘Low-Info Class’ says I should be President, the American voters can still say no??…

(TEAPARTY):
Hell Yes!
That’s called INTELLIGENCE…
If the informed voter, vetoes your sorry ass, you have to go back to Chappaqua, never to run again 🙂
Should’ve happened long before this time!
No ‘next time’..
It’s very unlikely that you become President,
‘Cause it’s not easy for you to obey the law…is it?

(HILL):
NOooooooo!!!….
But how I hope & pray that I will,
But today I am still just not Bill 😦

(CONGRESSMAN GOWDY):

“It Makes A Hell Of A Difference” Hill!..
YOU’s BROKE THE LAW!

(HILL/BILL):
Oh No! 😦