“HILLARY’S LAST CHANCE”

“HILLARY’S LAST CHANCE”
(music by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

INTRO GUITAR…..

She messed up, tryin’ to bring Nixon down..
Not a good lookin’ mama, committee didn’t keep around..
But she wouldn’t stay small, so she latched onto Bill tight..
With that Arkansas boy, took on the ‘vast-wing-Right’…..

HARMONICA…

Now, she’s still comin’ ’round here, at the age of 118..
She blew the media off, ‘Scooby-van was the only thing they seen.. 😦
Hacks were introduced, and over coffee started groovin’..

She said, “I dig these bitter-clingers’ but I got to be movin’….. on” 🙂
(& don’t let them talk to me!)

(CHORUS):
Last chance for Hillary….
‘War on women’ artillery….
She’s fears sexism, creepin’ in..
but she’s,
Mired in ‘woman’s-rights-abuser donations’ again….. 😦

Well, we all know, what we’ve been told..
The lies never slow down, Benghazi Video 😦
‘Secretary Of Screwin’ Up’, embassy burnt down..
Takes care of herself, ‘server’ never to be found..
Went bye bye, oh hell yes..
Honey will lie, before Congress..
Money with a wink, IOU list long..
Take her if you’re dumb, ’cause a Barry 3rd term all wrong! 😦

Last chance for Hillary….
‘War on women’ artillery….
She hears sexism, creepin’ in..
but she’s not,
Tired of ‘woman’s-rights-abuser donations’ again…… 🙂

MIKE CAMPBELL GUITAR 🙂

There’s ‘damage control’ goin’ down, in Chappaqua Square..
Bill’s plannin’ in his underwear..
Hunkered down in the ‘den war room’..
Poll fall will be comin’ soon… 😦
Oh my my, Oh hell yes..
She’s got to learn how, questions to address..
She’s just to cold to fake cry, or answer a ‘3AM phone’..
GOP’s got her number, no more Chipotle stops on the road! 😦

Last chance for Hillary….
‘War on women’ artillery….
She sees sexists gettin’ in..
& she’ll,
Try to label Republicans!……

‘SlickWillie’:
“aaaaawwww c’mon’ Hill… forget the election.. let’s go up to the war room and… ‘strategize’… 🙂